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 I woke up at 5:00. It was my smaller cub, wildly seeking my breasts and saying fifififi in his sleep. When he found and grabbed the stuff, he started snoring. What a guy. 
#mumstr 
 @₿äretta 🇨🇿
So that's the reason I cannot sleep well! Thanks for explaining... 
 *hums to himself* Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow...  
 😂 One husband and two kids, I'm all out of tits! 
 Grow a third boob! 😂 
 I've got two Michelins of bodyfat and the kid sometimes makes more tits from that.
Porky✌️