Yikes
We need relays to block metadata events with "username", "handle" and "displayName" fields by default on https://relaying.io/, sir.
Me and my 3 clients about to fix nostr
That must be about 60% of the network.
Since you don't have a lightning address I can't tell if you're joking or just new to nostr. But there are hundreds of relays, maybe thousands, it's doing well on that front 🫡