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jpfrogmd | 2 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +3 
 *engaged in play hand-to-hand combat with the offspring*

Me (while wrestling the 1st grader): “You cannot defeat me!!!”

First Grader: “Toddler Vader! Save Me.”

Toddler Vader: 👀 ->😡. Toddler Vader proceeds to bull-charge towards us, spin around, and fart on me.


My little dude redefining fighting dirty 🤣😂
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dvo | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 bold move, but at least you didn’t lose an arm this time
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jpfrogmd | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 bruh spider man came back today with a ninja friend of his 

they cut off my head this time 

spider man is a dick fr
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cuban | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 tear gas warfare, respect
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jpfrogmd | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 TKO
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Séimí Mac Síomón | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Biowarfare
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jpfrogmd | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 dafuq we feeding this kid