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 Jack Mallers, babyface I call him.
Given all the screen time he wants,
Wallstreet raised him.
Using Bitcoin to shuffle tether around acting like a revolutionary.
GFY 
 Dude orange pilled Bukele 
 He did?
How did you know? 
Where you wanking off in the corner? 
 Bitcoin Orange Pilled Bukkake 
 Good to see some cunts keeping it real. 
 Fuck that Simp Energy 
 The higher the mallers crawlers the higher  it fallers?

 
 I need a closet to come out of. Fuck. 
 Wait you don’t like the way he ties his hoodie strings 
 Jack Mallers : *bats eyelids*
Simpcoiners: Awwwwwwwwww can we keep himmmmm?