We dont need javascript. 

 I know but I'm being realistic not ideological  

 Thats a bit hard to swallow coming from you 😜 

 Coffee script 

 I haven't heard this one in quite a while 

 We need to abolish Javascript. 

 You can "force it" on the LSP level.

https://jsdoc.app/tags-constant

Is not the best alternative but it has prevented me from jumping out a window 

 Or just stop using js in serverside... 

 I don't would never use js on a server  

 you need to stop using gay languages sponsored by spoozilla 

 https://immutable-js.com 

 https://immerjs.github.io/immer 

 https://swannodette.github.io/mori/