Haha please don't 😂 

 This was in the past. I’m less naive these days 

 Dem gummint jobs cushy tho. mmmmhmm! 

 Shit. I was seeing this kinky girl in college that wanted me to do some things. We started down that path and she told me her parents were FBI and I was gone af😂 so quick.  No way 

 Wow 😮 

 Same here but applied for the Cia. Turned it down.  

 That's exactly the sort of thing an undercover FBI agent would say to throw people off. 😉 

 Busted 

 I have a close friend that works for the state department with secret Clearance. Whenever I do talk to him, our conversations are getting increasingly awkward.....And I generally don't feel comfortable talking to him about certain things. 😅 

 We had a converstion about the recent samurai debacle....it was Interesting.