Would it be very irrelevant of me to know what is written on your right thigh?! Oh, and this coffee with sugar there... 😅 

 "Cheap" and sunglasses dawn under it. 
"Cheap Sunglasses" by ZZ Top
https://video.nostr.build/becc5d691ff7da6a513e658ffb4a0caefd0b51353b73d353dd384962e26e6623.mp4