Whew! 😂👀
You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington.
But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?
I'm just a shill.
Yes, I'm only a shill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a *rich* some day
At least I hope and “pray” that I will
But today I am still just a shill
Gee, Shill,
You certainly have a lot of patents and bravado.
Well, I got this far.
When I started I wasn't even a shill
I was just an *idealist*
Some *lobbyists slack jaws* decided they wanted a law passed
So they called *bribed* their local Congressman, and he said
You're right, there oughta be a *flaw.*
Then he sat down
And (lobbyists) wrote me out and (he) introduced me to Congress.
And I became a shill, and I'll remain a shill
Until they decide to make me a *guffaw.*

I'm just a shill
Yes I'm only a shill,
And I got as far as Capitol SHill.
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
     (Fluxing the country)
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
(Filibuster: and spew hate)
Whether they should let me be a flaw.

How I hope and “prayl that they will,
But today I am still just a shill.
Listen to those Congressmen arguing!
Is all that discussion and debate about you.

‼️99% of us are in same position 

Yeah, I'm one of the plucky ones.
Most shills never even get this far.
I hope they decide to report on me favorably
     (redact my unsavory)
Otherwise I may die. 
Die?
Yeah, die in committee.
   (Like the opioid pandemic?) 
Ooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live!
    (Guess you’re a friend of Purdue Pharma?) 
Now I go to the House of Representatives
And they vote on me.
If they vote yes, what happens?
Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts
All over again.
Oh no!
Oh yes!
I'm just a shill
Yes, I'm only a shill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Unreal
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll lay down my spine
With a lot of other shills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I'll be a flaw.
How I hope and “pray” that he will,
But today I am still just a shill.

You mean even if the whole Congress says you
Should be a flaw, the president can still say no?
Yes, that's called a veto.
If the president vetoes me,
I have to go back to Congress
And they vote on me again
And by that time you're so cold ...
By that time it's very likely that you'll not be a flaw.
It's not easy to become a flaw, is it?
No!
But how I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a shill.
He signed you, Shill
Now you're a flaw!
No jest!!!