BUT NOW WE HAVE THE INTERNET OF THINGS!!!  I really, really need a chinese microship in my water bottle which attaches to the catheter in my dick that gives me feedback on my hydration! 

 More like the internet of shit. Amiright. 
Is this thing on? 

 Heyyohh!!! This guy here! 

 How about that plane food?  Amiright. 

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses because we don’t pay them.