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 I can’t stand slow walkers who take up the whole sidewalk…I get that you’re out for a nice stroll, smelling the roses, but please move aside for those of us who walk like we’re training for the speed walking olympics. 🙏 
 Are you late? 
 No lol. I just walk like I am. Drives @jb55 insane 
 I use to walk like that when I was working on a bank lol 
 Haha, I agree. Same with driving. Some guy going like 30 Miles and hour in a 50 zone 🤣 
 I get frustrated when I try to practice olympic ice hockey on public sidewalks too 🤝 
 🤣 
 Fast walkers miss the journey for the destination.

Slow walkers understand that the journey is the destination ✌️ 
 There are moments for this for sure. 💜 
 I agree with both of you. Slow walking is great. But in lala land on a busy sidewalk is not the whey 
 Yes! 👏 
 Naw im speed demoning my 30 min walk  cuz im in the zone vibing. Enjoying the outside, the music and the tactile feedback from putting so much energy in each step 🏎️💨😶‍🌫️ 
 You’d fit right in here in NYC. 
 Or people that stand on escalators like they're at an amusement park 😆 
 Haha ya that’s a whole other thing 
 Message to those who have never wanted to slow down or miss an exciting adventure!! xo 
 I'm with you.  I always say that when I met the man that is now my husband, I knew it was true love because he was the first guy who could keep up (or pass) me.

I used to work for Motorola in a facility that >5,000 employees.  Almost every time someone met me, they would comment with something like, "Oh, you're the girl who walks fast." 
 This and people who block the whole grocery aisle