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 Secret service ain’t fucking around 
 Didi they just try and kill Trump? 
 Appears so. I mean when I walk outside in Long Beach and hear gunshots, nobody does that shit for me 
 wait what

i've never ever heard gunshots out in town ever before

crazy 
 Never? Where the fuck do you live? Under the sea? 
 nope never

this is not normal 
 Oh. Weird 
 Nosh, are you in LB? I thought you were in the mid west somewhere? 
 Nooo way. I stay on coasts 
 I'm out of the loop. I guess some corny chat would fix that :-) 
 Yeah no shit! We been waiting