Morning fedi brothers and sisters


Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers:

Proud White man
Father
Husband
Possibly retarded(unconfirmed)
Here to laugh with frens because the world is trash
#tolerablecrew


Plotting their attack


Yellowjacket. Somewhere nearby is a hole in the ground full of those mean bastards


It's true

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Brother it went wrong a long time ago 🤣

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I hope I'm still many years away from a leaky dingy


Niggers living on top of a bomb. Nothing could go wrong


Let a crime lord accidentally find oil. We will spread some freedom


I for one am shocked that nigger island isn't flourishing without oppressive Whiteness holding them back


Haiti is still a fucking place?


That is a fucking demon. Nobody is convincing me otherwise


I learned that Scarlett Johansson was a jew recently. Makes me weary to watch Ghost in the Shell for the 12th time


No way that guy is from Kentucky. I know 2 Kentuckish people, and neither of them are faggots


That's true. You have to get creative with the Caps and symbols. I use NiggerFaggot$!


Wtf is happening?


Sorry, nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 has me and my talents under contract until 2026.


Tis the season. I'm dreaming of a White ethnoChristmsd


This guy fucks

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Always carrying a pocket knife. They are handy in many situations.


I will have to print off a higher quality version and fax it to you


Went with the astigmatism filter


I'm no tech wiz alright?


Fuckin hand grenades. I have twice woke up in a front yard after a night of those things


Busch Light-the official beer of dove season


Better safe than sorry


Send the pic in a DM to nostr:npub108zt8c43ulvdwnax2txurhhr07wdprl0msf608udz9rvpd5l68ascvdkr5 . He is a google doctor


Somebody mentions combat boots.

Jonny's toe-

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"How did you get your purple heart?"

"Barracks showers..."


Jeff Cliff will claim it is a symptom of long toevid


My man has Toevid-19


Highly contagious


I take off my pants. Gets the same reaction


I just woke up from having a dream about getting into a fist fight at our local store with an old man over the last cup of coffee


I'm 2/3 in car chases with local police. They were really pissed the last time and called backup. Cheaters...


Uncalled for


N


"To the Benis Cave!"


Oh on the Blab.com


Morning podunk


You got put in the penalty box?


Morning boys


Microwaved and covered in hidden valley ranch


Send him bobs and/or vagene


Built in candy dispenser? Nice


Damn. Is my credit score still ok?


Freedom fries


It's Latin. Calm down


This is why workplace violence happens


*big band music starts to play*


Yeah. Fuck the french


Jean likes my posts sometimes. It's the worst


I'm sorry that happened to you


False. Thanksgiving is the best


This feels personal water bird


Morning brother rooster


Yeah me neither. Stupid night shift


Somebody is up early. Morning brother


Yeah that's true


No. Sabex is untempted by new and exciting tools


They would suck me in with tool offers


What kind of wrench is it?


Wtf


Insubordination will not be tolerated


That's the Johnson in the Johnson vaccine


Data coming back from Tyler's DIY radar array


What is happening here? I'm no seafarer


Pinterest


Unlikely. NCD ladies will fight back lol


Bet he doesn't do that again 😏


For sure


Lmao gay boy


Aaaaand I peed myself. Thanks a lot


Counting all of our Uruguayan pesos


Mfw they think we will go willingly lmao


She looks like her real name is greg


G


Hustlin


Tfw ya man trades food stamps for KFC


I'm not a jogger or an aspiring rapper


No Jean


Stay out from behind my barn MOM


Show nose schlomo


When Fever hits your thread lol


Texan is tied with Australian. Common knowledge


My wife thought it was funny


Winning


I try not to interact with him after about 10pm


Fuckin boomers...


My wife would fuck that nigger up in flip flops


Practicing wrestling moves on our wives


#farmfit


Double goy slop stuffed


Isn't it just like lard and sugar or something?


I will eat the next one in your honor


No tamales or kolaches for you nigbot


Oh no 🤢


Yeah, I have edited lol


Would


He eats well


23lbs at his last weigh in lol


Not even Saint Francis came tame that


BASED


How is the #gazacaust going today?


Nice way to start the day


Also GM Tex


McCarthy's Indian name


Is the dog named Jean?


He loves cats. The inside cats sleep on him lol


Yeah... I fixed them a bowl of food


You were just resting your eyes


Say when nigger. I can't wait


Morning brother Dixon


Hallelujah


Myshkin welcome to another great day to be White


Morning Eiregoat and Grumble


Morning Jonasch


I hope it's not me


Who's the retard?


America's Mayor Rudy? It's so over


That sounds like a real shitty birthday present


Forget the foreskins rabbi, this nigga got 3 feet


Are jew babies normally born with 3 feet?


Jonny Fever and the Temple of Coom™


I won't be taken alive!


#joneswasright


They are onto me boys. It's over


Thanks youngin


You still have my vote


Nothing beats wifussy. Also you are only 28?


Oh no. I do all the penetrative work myself.


Khazar milkers claims another victim


Same. I don't sleep. I occasionally rest my eyes


Told you that you weren't going to sleep


Or so I have heard


We both know you aren't going to sleep yet


Captain Kirk would hit that shit


I used the heavy duty pvc glue for safety


Fuck yeah


You never cook meth just once


Neither am I, but that seasoning slaps on gawd


Follow Graf's instructions


NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER


They can prevaricate this dick


War stonks go brrrr


Daaaaaaamn


Nutty professor lookin ass bitch


Squidward lookin ass bitch


No kikery here brother


Foreskin thieving ass bitches


I identify as 6'1


Morning madame GCL


I too am waiting on my last growth spurt


Good morning negbro


Morning braps are the most powerful


Sheeeeit


Yeah I'm not counting past 39


That would've been sick


Another one bites the dust lol


Imagine how slow that thing would've been lol


This is what the killdozer guy needed


Died doing what he loved


Textbook cooties symptom


NOW WITH 50% MORE BEANS


Danby's "we ave the meats innit"


Dan is a top. Confirmed


40? What is the main course after that appetizer?


Fuck that. Shoot back


Makes why I don't know him


Who the fuck is it?


I would not have a fat as my bride sir


25% price hike. Fucking monsters. Thanks Obama.


Don't apologize. It is normal to hate fags, likes, biggers, and pajeets.


Morning brother Bender


The fuck is going on? Has Jeb gone missing?


jew fatigue do be happening


Ok. The dog is worth 50,000 jews. I under bid


He isn't really a great dog lol


LMAO my dog is worth 50 jews


Your dad is glad you liked them


That is exactly why


Yeah this is a Whites only thread


That too, but she is nice to look at as well


I watch the wife sleep all the time. She hates it


How long did you watch her sleep?


Are you that boring?


Just a cohencidence


Yeah, I'm not licking an eyeyball


👏🏻 EVERY 👏🏻 CHANCE 👏🏻 I 👏🏻GET


I was talking about them tittays


I won't give her my precious seed


Ok it's over


I can save her


Scarlett is a jew?? It's so over


And they come with sweet weapons


I WILL cut a muhfukka


I would've reported the littering


Your teenage son works at a bar? Based


I never get free beer


Her credit score is going to be ruined


The oyest of veys


Raise chickens


Eventually he can afford to not skip leg day


Yes of course. That is what I was talking about


All lady parts. I checked.


Right? Perverts...smh


The mating ritual dance has commenced


Jonas?


Morning brother Jonah


Quick draw from the fat roll


He woke up Canadian again.


Dan would totally eat a bean pizza


Split in 2 is quite fitting


Now flood the shores with 10,000 Africans


Morning Matty.


Morning Miss GCL and Miss Jill


War brides


Morning brother Coach


Morning Bowsac and Cowanon


Great morning so far


>Brisk morning for coffee drinking
>israel getting pounded
>trip to Costco planned

LFG


Pickle them. *chef's kiss*


Maybe. News lies constantly, but one can dream.


Something like 30-45 days to harvest on a radish right? Fast bois


It is a mostly peaceful invasion


The tale of two Jeffs


ADL has turned off twitter comments this morning 🤣


I would have to care to be triggered by anything, so I'm safeguarded from it. Oh no, someone believes something I do not? Add it to the list of things I don't give a shit about lol


I used to argue with him, but now i just disagree and laugh.


He is REALLY committed to that troll


I was talking to the wife about Jeff and his covid religion the other day. She asked why I would even follow him. So I showed her this today 🤣


51 at my house when I woke up. Loving it


Morning Horus


I'm doing fantastic. Broke out the fuzzy pants and thick robe for morning coffee on the porch while israel is getting their nose bloodied


Morning brothers Doc and Pyrate


>Massive attacks happening in israel
>fedi family

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Hamas made made a promo video of training for a paraglider attack. Big D energy.
https://youtu.be/AjtQ_jen4-Q?


Videos of dancing in the streets while tel Aviv burns when?


Feeling good. We are having coffee and having a laugh about the attacks on israel happening


Morning Jill and Cowanon


Fuckin A


Morning Coach. Feeling better?


Oh I be knowing. Pretty entertaining so far


The jews really should've taken Hitler up on that Madagascar plan.


Morning Zealist


Sipping coffee and reading posts about israel getting their shit kicked in the morning is a nice way to start Saturday


$6 gorrilian ameribucks


Are we finally getting to 110? 😂😂


The Palestinians are just cleaning their rooms Jordan...


Morning brother Bowsac


He brings dishonor on his famary


Ian Miles Cheongberg


Government is going to be scrambling to send aid packages. Blank checks for isreal


201+ 😏


I imagine your google history is interesting. I would hate to see what ads pop up


Never misses an opportunity to mention genitalia


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Yea, that one was on me this time


Had a buddy with a goat that would run to the fence and back it's ass up. It wanted to be scratched, but we always joked that he had it trained for sexy time.


That creature looks more like an ape than the people meant to look like apes in that movie 🤣


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Ha. I'm basically invincible


Does yours watch a lot of murder shows? I think it is research


If it goes that direction I probably earned it. I have made peace with it


Hopefully it is natural causes and not by her hand. I push her buttons pretty often


Yeah my wife said that I have to die to get out of our marriage 🤣


Better than Martha


Because the grocery store is the problem right? Ok...🤣


I try to make it as fun as I can


You're old Tyler. I'm right in my prime pretty much 🤣


That wasn't a joke. I have had that conversation with the wife


I still have a few hours left of stupid work before it is my bedtime


There are others tagged in that chain reaction. I do it for the people


Wife- "oh no, you have a mild fever"

Me- *guttural moan* "gather the children, so they can say their goodbyes"


Get your affairs in orders. This is likely the end


Nah, I hate faggots as well as niggers


Or eaten one


Pssh. This American works nights. I keep an eye out while my countrymen rest. During the day I just rest my eyes.


😏

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Not schizo brother. I see them all the time. Once you see them they stick out in a crowd.


Mornin brother


Most people don't know how many they encounter every day.


I hate 18 yr old school workers

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Demons know when we notice them. They don't like it.


That's what's up


Vin Diesel when he hears that at Olive Garden you are family.

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Matty finna be slaying that zombussy


Nice. We have been promised zombies a few times. I prepared years ago.


COLLABORATE AND LISTEN


Hol up...T-dog spits bars?


Well at least that translated right


Now vaccines just mean you can die less bad


Back in my day it meant you had recieved a vaccine that actually prevents a disease


It takes me an hour of waking up before I can euphemise


It's terminal. I'm lucky I was inoculated as a child, because I was at a high risk of infection in my teens and 20s. I was exposed plenty


Wypeepo big jealous yurdme


L


Sleepy time for me. Matty you are in charge while I'm gone.


Yeah it is a out time for my nap as well. Night Billiam


Brother Myshkin. Great White morning to you as well


Morning Miss Blonde


Morning Spooky Matty


I don't want to assume genders, so I prefer to call them all niggers.


Shocked the baboon didn't twerk midway through talking about stimulus checks


Tryna get dem stimaluh chehs yurdme? Fareal


Steamed broccoli with dinner last night had me clearing areas at work


N


Murica


He will be a Democrat inside of 6 months


Read your post again. The answer us there


🤣🤣

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Based


Rude

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Idk where then nigger is, but I agree with Jeff


Garage garden. Based


Hey Jeff


Wife- "You are so immature sometimes"
Me- "Well insults are no way to gain access to the sheet and pillow fort"


GolfCart Montana

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I drug smuggler was trying to escape from the DEA near me one time. He tossed a bunch of duffle bags of pot out of his plane. They were landing all over the place. They only recovered like half of them. People around here don't cooperate with cops lol


Well that is those whore's own fault for taking a check from a guy filming himself smoking crack


We have a nice set of glasses that were once jars filled with jam.


I accidentally turned on NCD light mode one time and I had to wear an eye patch for 3 days


What kind of monster uses light mode?


Fair point


Got em


Bold of you to claim french can be polite


Bold of you to assume I can read


Smol PP Le Pew


I don't speak nigger


Boomeronomy 12:14


I don't know what that means, but I don't like your tone


I honestly don't know where the closest HEB even is. Maybe Dallas? Never been.


Plenty of naders. Big ones too. And they are top 5 in the nation in earthquakes oddly enough. A few years ago they were #1


I wonder what he blew up


Kinda sus

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Everything you need to know a out Oklahoma is in the history of the Indians. They were killed by the thousands, and instead a fate much worse was decided for them. Forced to move to Oklahoma


Drugs, whores, and a welding school. Probably what attracted the drugs and whores


Oh those are just big city whores our mothers warned us about


Those girls were transplants from Texas. Probably stolen.


Former. I have recovered


Only a true Texan would know. Test passed


Where I live I'm closer to St. Louis, Mo and Pensacola, Fl than I am to Mexico lol


Also true


I have strategically placed myself near the northern border in Texas just to scare them away


People may have thought you were from Oklahoma


Them faggots up in Norman pay you to say this? Blink twice if you are in danger.


The problem is when you go to town and have to interact with the locals


If you find a cabin in SE Oklahoma in the mountains away from everyone it is beautiful


If it weren't for all the oklahomans it could be quite nice


It takes a real piece of shit to take a man's tools


Yeah, you right. He will have to tell the wife eventually.


I think I had the Rona once, but I'm not sure because I refused to get tested. Body aches for 24 hours and then I was fine. My body is a finely tuned machine though


Walk it off sport


Yeah. Just duct tape one of those bad boys on


Dan's truck in the driveway

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Heyohhh!


Duck tape will fix most of that


It is supposed to be loud. How else is everyone you pass supposed to know how cool you are? Drop her in neutral and set off their car alarms


Plan B? Flamethrower

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Just keep moving forward and you wont die


Kitt would've told you it wasn't a good idea


Exhausts are overrated anyway


Kitt handles the hard stuff. You just have to look cool in leather


One does not simply kill blackberry brambles. You have merely spread their seed


Not counting Kitt's dash of course

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124,000? She is barely even broke in


Morning negbro


Hitler's offer to the jews (colorized)

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I believe the nazis even offered to pay then to move to Madagascar just to get them away from Germany lol


I have heard the Madagascar plan. That was the original plan before they stole portions of Palestine right?


They told her the winner gets cake


I say we send them to mars to test the waters before we send humans there.


Be good or be good at it brother


nostr:npub1xkc4znteqxk9p9l928lqptks9knm3d988zx5jzzar2f09wy7t0lsunayvh you are a shirtlifter


nostr:npub16pvpzev3rye25ganyxkd5pth963n463rpdevngty69nn8zuuxzzsw74kmz did you catch the end of the women's rugby match between France and Wales? It was a nailbiter

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Add a new one with every comment until he notices 🤣


Add more swastikas and respond 😏


That stuff seems unpleasant


I'm going to try to avoid being tased, but I'm pretty sure I can just flex through it and they will stop out of respect.


Pussies. I feel like I would just flex hard and be fine.


How would you feel if you didn't run the numbers?


Jean you throw bones cuh?


I bet Jean plays a mean game of dominoes


I would be tasing eople all day. Just step out of the car ready to light monkeys up


In a lot of cases White niggers are worse than black niggers. We had 1 wigger in school and we bullied him mercilessly


Just putting on the uniform every day knowing damn well you would have to deal with several niggers and their bullshit all shift


Nigger fatigue must be 10x as bad for police


That sounds aggressively sexual


Well lawyers told me not to trust you people


Bloody fuck you bloody bitch bastard


You bastard


Not convicted. All hearsay.


Alleged possession of the devil's lettuce


Yeah probably don't do that. However I was arrested for an alleged felony before marriage.


You will have that sometimes.


You just bump into a lovely lady that you want to be around forever. Then trick her into marrying you. That's what I did.


Get married. You can be happy and horny


Yeah they look nice cleaned up and painted. Redneck steampunk


Plausible


Fixed your screen name

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I have rotors I made into shooting targets


Strut and rotor bar stools are pretty cool

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She said, "it sounds funny when I hit a bump and the steering wheel has been shaking." Shits about to fall off under there lol


Next weekend I get to replace the struts on the wife's SUV. I think she hits speed bumps at 50+ or something


30 can be deadly to s Texan


Won't be long and those bitches will be popping when I turn


Ba dum tss


Maybe you can only change 2 of the 4 brakes


Based


She stop talking about it Jim and I will throw you a few gift cards...damn...


Already stoled :White_powers:

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Stealing


Ah the sounds of my youth


"What flavor creamer do you use?"

"Colostrum..."

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Put a baby in her. Breasts will come


Always


Pearl's opinions raise her at least 1.5 levels on the scale


What mama don't know wont hoyt her


Get the ones from Lousiana. They already have a taste for dark meat


Tripping fatties and shoving them downstream on your way to assist her across


Jonny I hope you get a weather girl for Christmas.


The Niganon shaman


Very racist


The guy that tried the bad cop routine ended up entangled in a molestation case with his step daughter and are a .45 for breakfast one day. Good riddance


Had the local cops try and intimidate me one time. One of the cops was looking for his daughter that got mad at him and ran away. He said he heard she came to my house sometimes (she didn't, I didn't even know her name). He was nice enough, but the other tried the bad cop routine saying he thought I was lying and he would get a search warrant to kick my door in. I laughed at him, and wished the nice cop luck in finding his daughter before telling them to get off my property and slamming the door in their faces.


Tap the no solicitation sign and tell them you aren't buying whatever bullshit they are trying to sell


They don't want to visit most of us. "Hey, fuck you, fuck Biden, and fuck Trump. Get back in your suburban and get the fuck off my property before I release the dogs."


White, alive, and free(ish). Not much to complain about.


Love you too brother 😂


Morning Pyrate and Cowanon


Yeah. "I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man" (has father's last name)


Get that paypuh kang


Close. Sadly I do know all of these I think. I think jax state is the Toronto blue Jays, east Carolina is the Eagles(philly), and Wisconsin is the Washington nationals.


I don't listen to bitches with 2 last names


Morning Miss GCL and Cornelius ☕


With kids popping out left and right I figured you were a power stroke man


You are the one saying you rape yourself


Touching yourself while wearing a ski mask again?


"Everyone load up, we are going to the grocery store."

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Faint line means a little pregnant


You ever get a confirmation on the possible new addition to the family?


Double yoke?


If they pull croc straps they will rip off


Arguably the best President that israel has ever had


Nope. Not even niggers


Wait, how do I make the text big Matty? I pushed the M button


NOT EVEN NIGGERS


Yeah literally nobody likes niggers


Sounds very mil-spec


Other than the mesothelioma, it is pretty handy stuff


I think we all enjoy videos of niggers being hurt, so you can start with that.


Watahnigga


I don't have that kind of patience


He is stuck in a watermelon loop again nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07


POV: trying to poop in peace


Still got it


Truth. Had a few guns pulled on me in my day.


What's the road trip for?


Yeah. I still had forehead wrinkles and bags under my eyes the next day. Overrated


All of us were hornt up when we were 17 too


Cold nights are for spooning. Spooning leads to forking. Simple maths


He is snoring 🤣


#caturday napping on Mama

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None of us suspected it before now


I asked her what they were supposed to do. "OMG Daaad...you wouldn't get it...*huge eyeroll*"


I don't follow hockey much. Or any sport really any more


My daughter HAD to have a set of these. She rubs rocks on her face every night. Totally normal behavior


I feel like about half of these are fake


nostr:npub1s3mzufpfs87n20skduycdc95qcxc2t3qfhn9ukyfpfv6xy4jnlwqxgqewq 🤔🤔

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That's right nostr:npub1xkc4znteqxk9p9l928lqptks9knm3d988zx5jzzar2f09wy7t0lsunayvh


Your secret is safe with me brother


Thanks climate change...


There was about an hour this morning before the sun was completely up that was quite nice


I'm making like a Democrat in an election. I'm stealing this shit.


*Ahem* I think you mean Freedom Toast


Preferably not lol


Strongest lady I know


Mornin brother


Mornin Jill


I fix

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It's kinda fun 🤷🏻♂


Yeah. nostr:npub16pn60c6d7458s56quf3e58ahjkwwwmcfm94vxtc09qq7q3srdw4szeruz4 don't block me lol


Morning Kiki. I saved these notifications for you this morning 🤣

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P is apparently the admin for FSE. Not sure what got his panties in a wad. I remain unbothered.


Oh that is P. Different person than Graf. I didn't even know who P was until last night lmao


I still see Poast accounts, so I believe they are confused.


Yeah idk what they are talking about lol


Did graf ban me?


((They)) would like a world that is a majority of mindless bipoc and half breed abominations. They can't completely eliminate the White man though because they need somebody to work to pay for it and die on foreign battlefields.


Sipping coffee and doing some deep noticing this morning


Morning brother


Dead ass?


Kanye has been Q the whole time...


I can't think of any body that uses that profile pic


I'm not sure who you are talking about


The FSE admin blocked me 🤣


That is a full time job for sure


I think I have seen nostr:npub1y7urda0puhzwr8rsw9vs7fclzk9c8fhc5zhpc8y2kyr68g9z4axqynagv7 talk about him. That your boy Jonny?


#freespeechexbenis


He is so for free speech he blocked someone who has never talked to him 😂😂


nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 tell this dude he is a bitch for me. Whoever he is.


I guess. It says he is an admin. Of what?


I don't believe I have ever had an interaction with him lol


Wtf did I do to this guy?

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You have battery storage, or just day time power?


We could start commandeering Teslas


Want me to talk to her about it?


I long for it


Yeah it will have detachable wheels


I'm making a chicken tractor for my girls from scrap lumber and leftover cedar fence pickets

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Chicken coop? You have passed the test


That needs to be on a T-shirt. I need to start writing down these Feverisms


Bastards


Is that tiny ukelele tuned?


I bet from a tree


I hardly ever need to write upside down


The benis mightier than the sword


The public has a right to free access to The Fever


I have heard people refer to you as Austradamus


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Unzip the dress and throw a ninja smoke bomb to escape out of a nearby window


I said, I think I'm going to grow a euro-mullet. She said, I think I won't have sex with a person with a euro-mullet.


Weeb? I don't smoke that stuff


I asked for one, but the wife was not fully on board


The closest thing to an acceptable Asian cartoon was the Mario franchise


The voices in my head told me I didn't need them. We feel much better now


I don't have a favorite anime character. I have sex with a woman in real life


Rabbi Jeanberg Micheauxstien

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He should be used to it by now


I was having a good day until Jean started kvetching


Rest in peace Diane. We loved you in The Goonies

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Have I hurt you feelings Mr. Micheauxowitz?

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The eagle could've masturbated the cat to death


No we are talking about actual deaths


Eagles are so hard core


You don't even have a farm cat to give skritches to?


We should no longer call girls on the internet e-girls. They should be called i-ladies.


Funniest statue I know of on here


Bribery


Napoleon was on a different level. The Roman empire was not exactly in it's prime either lol


Somebody accidentally put France in the good at war circle. This isn't the 1400s


Mornin Miss Jill :hitler_dab:


Happy Führer Friday

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Morning brothers


Not opening that


So a cartoon about breeding with niggers and feds? No thanks


Fuck is this garbage?


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https://youtube.com/shorts/S3UIn_R7mrE?


That is a lie spread around by Big Soap


Based mainly fingernails


That bug eyed faggot doesn't get to classify me lol


I gladly simp for my queen


For richer and for poorer. In sickness and in health. Until death do you part. They are promises made, but more importantly they are tests. You will be tested in this life.


Very nice!


A day will come when you know for sure she is what you want forever. You may already believe she is. Puppy love can be confusing for a young man. If she is the one she will wait for you to be completely ready. It is hard to explain, but you will know when it is time. Nobody will be able to convince you otherwise


My wife's father was dead when we got married, but I wouldn't have asked for his approval. Maybe told him my intentions.


Yeah I didn't ask permission from anyone. Their answer wouldn't have changed my decision anyhow. I knew what I wanted, and made it happen.


OVER


Yeah...I would be smiling at a murder trial


nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 leaving work on Friday
https://youtube.com/shorts/kZYjYbOYtQo?


Built like a depressed toilet brush


Yeah I noticed that. Too fitting


Sexually


No you may not

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Mfw nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 can't get into the Busch


The golem taught a few of them to moonwalk to escape


That is just lazy psyopping


So 2015


I believe it is the 57s. Pretty sure the 58s are the request forms to supply a slightly upset White adjacent man in his 20's with a $7,000 AR setup.


You of all people should know they aren't trustworthy


The lizard people don't like us being in their tunnels


All of us can. Bring the black budget credit card.


Das rite


No, his name is Maureen


How about you live and work to get some bitches nigga?


He lives in Quantico, Virginia and tucks his polo shirts into his Khaki shorts.


I saw it happen live


International E-whores BTFO'd

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Mornin miss Jill ☕


The collapse of a society is odd to witness


Pretty easy to dig with a dozer and will make for a nice pond that holds water well


Morning Dixon


Morning Matty


I'm very confused about whatever this trend is even supposed to be.


Really big difference in sizes of dozers comes down to horsepower and blade size. Bigger can dig deeper and push more dirt (faster digging). Smaller ones will get job done just at a slower pace because you can't go quite as deep with each pass.


What kind of soil do you have?


He said, "nah bitch, we will do the prom pose"


Damn...she has a haunting voice


She loves me. Pretty obvious


Just realized the wife packed a snack pack into my lunch box. LFG


Depends on what kind of free time you have and the overall size/shape of the pond. You can rent equipment by the day, week, or month. Just a small pond for a couple cattle you should be able to dig in 2 or 3 days. The rental place will show you basic operation of the machine if you ask.


I have no respect for people that fat. Don't try to tell me how to live my life if you need a mirror to see your benis.


Somebody needs to separate him from the all you can eat buffets


A fever dream


Also dozers are pretty easy to run. Had my son who was 8 or 9 at the time pushing dirt in that D3. The newer dozers are pretty much all joystick operated


You can dig a good sized pond even with a smaller dozer. The bigger dozer will just do it faster. I dig a pond for my cousin a few summers back with a D3. 35' deep along his dam.


nostr:npub1s3mzufpfs87n20skduycdc95qcxc2t3qfhn9ukyfpfv6xy4jnlwqxgqewq has an emote now?


Everyone needs a pond. Dig down to the clay. You need the Clay to keep your pond from leaking. Use some of that clay in the base of the dam.


Makin that paypuh cuh


Well they would probably frown upon somebody entering the wave pool in a wheelchair as well


Fairly common addition. Just have to trace the battery cables until you find it lol


They are literally sitting at road construction sites full of fuel. All you need is a hard hat and safety vest and nobody will question you.


Big equipment is slightly more secured with a key for the power supply. But you can buy that key


We don't like to let people know this, but they are shockingly easy to operate. There are youtube videos that explain basic operation


Is that an REO Sneed Wagon song?


Yes. Anybody can buy replacement keys on Amazon. I have a set that can operated over 75 pieces of equipment

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MATTY AIN'T DID NUFFIN!


Forklift drivers ain't shit. They let niggers and women drive forklifts. *laughs in D8 high track*

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Good morning frens :hitler_dab:


Damn he must've taken her to somewhere fancy like Chili's


Ol fizzle clit over here 😂


I see chivalry has not been completely eradicated after all


I'm a gab refugee lol


Smol wives are the best


Hello fellow ducks


Hopefully fast enough to outrun the succubi


I bet he was fast in those shoes


They can smell the vril


Major improvement over the houseplants he was peeing in.


Hell yeah brother


Bitch is probably fat now


Not bad. Just got home from work to have some coffee with the wife before crawling into bed to do it all over again


This is the origin story of how Hump became a super villain (lawyer)


Good morning frens


I got trespassed from there. If I go back I will be arrested 😒


Bruh


Call an ambulance beforehand


I sure hope not. Fever said I smell like a jew because is commented TJD and he is surrounded by jews or something. I would move if I was him


Apparently. I'm not sure what about wishing for the total destruction of jews makes me jewwy though. That math doesn't math


Careful. I smell like a jew if your BAC gets over .2 😂


Pretty great. I haven't been drunk in years. I will have the occasional beer


Might want to check your jew meter. It's way out of calibration


Never tried one


I talk to you every day. You get drunk and forget. There is only one Kenny White Powers. Get your shit together brother 🤣


I'm not a fucking jew Jonny. We have this talk 4 times a week. TJD is total jew death 🤦🏻♂


You spelled orgasm wrong


TJD


My burgers are better. They couldn't even convince me by threatening my employment.


Thus is disturbing on a few levels


Donuts are quite affordable. They would have to try a lot harder than that to convince me to be a guinea pig


I know. I don't lie to madame Peachy lest I wish to suffer the consequences


Nothing says the peak of health and safety quite like bribing obese bitches with donuts to get a vaccine


He is very ticklish. Especially on his sides.


I get it. This is me on my way to work on a random Tuesday passing some cocksucker with a $75,000 boat heading to have a great day.


It do be like that sometimes


Yessir


Shots fired


Good morning brother ☕


Nice work everyone. Damn fine job


It isn't too late for conversion therapy.


Top 3 most gay activities for sure


The gay aids too which is the worst kind


We have encouraged him to pursue women


That is no way to make White babies


Right? Who even knew he had a GF?


Based


Prostitution is a crime Jean...geez


G


God speed brother


Yeah I’m confused by it too


Yeah those damned Ukrainian nazi jews


#kottonbewbs


I already told you good morning


Thunderstorms are my favorite thing in Texas


This guy gets it


You are cool Miss Jill


I'm sure you would treat her nice


Well I don't drink much anymore 😏


I do like some potates


Keep her safe from the wolves on the prowl


Irish be fuckin


The only problem is that she just shot once


Niggers, Democrats, and Democrat niggers


Not on french girls of hippies


Literally me


Everything alright man?


They are fat and mean. Terrible combination


We have all been there


How has her mom held together?


Jonny has a point. Watch what you feed her.


Oh I test her limits daily.


Black magic sorcery


Yeah you right.


Time travelers!


Uterus go brrrrr


Fax the instructions 🤣


WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?


Oh come on. #gingersarepeopletoo


He is kenough without one


Absolutely


Sometimes


Nice of you to allow that


61? Where are you? Juno, Alaska?


Also GM miss Kiki


Maybe throwing things at tourists even


Yeah, they are everywhere


I wouldn't know what that is like


Mfw I get better looking every year


You vill eat ze pizza


High in protein


Hope that comes with a grub hub gift card


Shit hit the lottery when she locked this down


I'm enjoying it


That's fair


That didn't help


Canada is a garbage fire


What the fuck


Tolerablecrew.rebased 😏


Not only is it right, but it is necessary.


Mernin


She loves that


Bully a tranny


From the Ligma province?


All those poor military aged male refugees


Hwut


I'm a semi professional drunk angler


Matty is a big country club guy


It doesn't get better in the 30s


You get used to it after a out 10 years


Well hurry up nigga


Dude probably has night vision


Night brother


Super breeder


That's how twins happen?


Sheeit pregnant wives be wanting it sometimes


Crazy thing is that we went to school together our whole lives. Never dated. Never really even hung out. I looked all over, and it turned out my wife was right in front of me the whole time.


Whenever she wants it


The idea of the "perfect girl" is a fallacy. Nobody is perfect.


He is right. I did it once. SHE TALKED BACK


Bitches go crazy for that #adminbod


If he ever returns from getting smokes


Mfw Jean can't communicate with his father


No permit needed either


It is literally me Jeantrell you nigger


I approve of this poast :White_powers:


You son of a bitch


That is untrue


Hey! I'm no jew sir


Don't try and lawyer me


So did you sleep with her friend lol?


Women...


I knew he couldn't stay away. He missed us.


Too soon?


Use fedi quotes as your scholarly sources


My wife did not think this was as funny as I did


Murder is now "a cowardly act" by a "teen"


Noice


Morning shits are the best nigbot


Idk what that means, but good luck lol


Mornin brother


Good mornin boss. How are you this fine day?


Seth Rogan's faggot cousin lookin ass


It is a very cute owl though...


Nothing some duct tape wont fix


That looks expensive


Wood fired is the best


Doc is the brown one


First Doc thread?


We wuz aviators n sheeit


That's hardcore


That sounds fantastic


BBQ and soup party at Dinsmoor acres


Very sus


That sounded painful


Estrogen in the milk


Cleaned it up for you

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The damned chirp


Filipino=confirmed


Aussies, 0-2 vs birds


My money is on Jeff all day


I just assume the jidf is still paying per post


All of a sudden and for no reason at all right?


I have had more people show up for a cookout


Hi I'm Jeff


You can show Jonny one calf for the cause


Dude has 3 goatees


Priceless


The war rages daily


I don't think you could ever lose it brother


EST


Based


Yeah sober Jonnys only on roofs please


nostr:npub1satslgjc336dc7ykjq696flhm06juz736ssdlvxdgzm0elvjec8sce8vnx will smell it and let you know if it is healthy


You smell cocks? That's pretty weird


That's cute


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Show us a side profile of that nose faggot

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Drugs are bad


I would be shocked if he didn't


We hellthreading up in here?


Seems like a pleasant young lady


🎵This is what it sounds like when doves crew🎵


Bring a fire extinguisher to the bathroom


Judged not by the color of their axewounds


Oh that's great.


My bladder says no


Nothing. I'm old, so it is involuntary.


I concur


Old and forgetful. Happens brother


Those creatures ruin everything


Ats a fair dinkum southa Canberra ay m8?


(Melbun)


I would do it, but my cleavage is hairy


Tell her your fedi frens are teaching you tricks


That's fair


Dad's an ass man. That's what's up


I will fight like a cornered lion my man


Right? I don't know sign language


From one of his sexcapades to the orient


Thought about marrying mine a second time. Is double married a thing?


Moveable half cord is a great idea


If he didn't, he should. Worth it


Lawdamercy


Still calling Hondurans wookies I see


Extremely smart too


Malinois are bad mfers


Never pull out. It is something the jews came up with to hold us back.


Homo heidelbergensis (actual species lol)


I'm on a mission. I have a specific list and I can't linger. I will end up dropping $400 in Walmart if I get distracted


Grocery shopping is my least favorite thing. Idiots are constantly in my way


Absolutely. Every time I leave I hate the general public a little more.


100% true. I joked my way into marrying a hottie way above my pay grade.


Believable


No? What do you think he smells like?


Very manly


I bet he smells like spent brass and fresh leather


nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 is already looking into how to add this to the merch store. I heard for an extra $10 he will wear the hoodie for a week before sending it to you so it has his musk.


I saved up my allowance 😏


That time nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 was on wheel of fortune


I often wish it was


I'm not talking about the military. I'm talking about the typical Texas redneck


They would be wise to go around Texas. We aren't faggots and tik tok soldiers (not counting Austin) like Ukraine


He is a little husky


Wood chipper


He stole my wife and my spot in the bed


Good morning brother Matty


He wasn't ready to wake up yet this morning

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I hope they are at least paper straws for the turtle's sake


Possibly


Extra protein


Thank you fren


I had almost nothing to do with it this time


Bringing receipts this morning huh? That's what's up


Kiki started it


I have several spares I bought.


And how do you know what that sounds like ma'am?? Inquiring minds and such


Morning Jill and Kiki


Been with the wife for over 12 years. Never even heard a squeaker slip


No.


He is on the phone with a lawyer


Gross


The chocolate is overrated. There I said it


It's always those damned Dutch


Idk who we are beating, but I'm in.


Well he needs to give up at least one of those


I'm all yes ma'am and no ma'am around her. I don't need that shit in my life.


I knew a guy married to a voodoo American. She kept a jar of cemetery dirt and his hair in case he pissed her off. He did. She broke it with a hammer, and he has kidney failure now. (True story)


Unless she has gotten some of your hair somehow. It takes a much more intensive remedy.


You have to drink swamp water during a full moon to get rid of it.


Oh Gawd! Did nostr:npub1fe4285nzjz3kkg97cl3r9la58v6q7dfa9m8kxlfqr9prqtajkr9s97dkl3 get you with her voodoo??


nostr:npub1s3mzufpfs87n20skduycdc95qcxc2t3qfhn9ukyfpfv6xy4jnlwqxgqewq wtf happened to tyler childers? He cut his hair and shaved his beard. Must've been the source of his talent. His new album is trash slow ballads, and there is a music video about 2 faggot miners...


White man using a jew for a change


Waterboy is a classic cinematic masterpiece


When people ask what I will do when I retire
https://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA?si=MMbacswwnyc6Pu_P


Saves a lot of bullets


Member that time Bobby caught an interception and his pants fell down and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?


I don't need youtube for that. We live that life here


We have shitboxes built in the 90s. A rhino wouldn't hurt them


They are tasty as long as they weigh less than 1000 baseballs


They get way too big here to be going hands on. I prefer a rifle from the back of a truck


Stop making up units of measurement


There's queers in them there hills


Poast btfo'd


Seen the videos of hunting them with tannerite? Amazing


Based. Still talking about faggots right?


Faggots? Me too


I heard the water there can give you the aids


Imagine faggots waging war. I wish


I have angered a woman and a Frenchman (so 2 women). Living the dream.


Hey Apoc


Fear of the real world keeps them contained for now


Don't need that shit spreading


That's because we call them faggots


Das rite


On second thought, they hate that.


I couldn't forget you Jean. My wife says I mumble, "fuck you Jean" in my sleep


The NAACP would sure like to get ahold ol nigger hatin me


Yeah, tell her to calm down. They love that


Fuck I forgot you were a person again. Good evening Jeanathan


Shhhhh it's ok

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Yonner
 :mfw_grounz:


It's true. There are rumors of a parade


Nobody likes a show off ma'am


Brother
 :LFG:


It was some issue with high quality images not loading right. Not compressing right. They are nerding out on it tomorrow


Bruh
:White_powers:


Based


Stop recording and help me down Stephen!


Well I won't.

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I don't believe you


No you don't


Let's just say she had to custom order bras


She knows what I'm talking about


Didn't finish the job...smh


Is this about the left boob thing?


I was all like, "how about the HTML 7 synapses on the .jpg overlays?".
Or something like that. It's real technical stuff and I dont want to confuse the normal brained people.


Yeah, I figured it out. No bugs. Got the boys working on it.


I drive around that shit hole


We don't claim Austin sir


Obviously


He can get in line


Dad bods and well used work boots. Irresistible to the wahmens


OR...a calendar of the #dadbods of NCD. The ladies will flock here.


Best admin


"Girls" on the "internet"

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This is the internet Jonny. Of course not.


Nicecrewnda Forever


>me trying to read and understand this

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My work here is done. I will let you boys work out the details. I must rest my large brain before it overheats.


So you are saying I solved the mystery? You guys are welcome

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I still have a Gab active, but I rarely venture over there. Every time I do I am creeped out that I have 15 new followers for no reason and leave.


Idk wtf that means. It was an image I saved from a text message and then cropped to sensor some identifying material.


Addicted to that gabussy. Sad


Ok so it turns out if may have been 1 particular image it didn't like. Several others upload. I wasn't smart enough to try any others 🤦🏻♂


You are stuck with ol Kenny


Well I got this. An improvement

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Same. I had 3 whole beers last night (pretty rowdy evening)


I think I'm on the new one. Is there a newer one?


#shadowbanned


I get this

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I just reset everything again. I will try to upload something


High humidity in the South


He died. I won the feud. I admitted it to my other coworkers after his death.


He never found out who did it


I also use brave on mobile. I can upload images in comments, but not in a stand alone post. Is this a symptom of my retardation?


Open to interpretation


The AC guy that came to fix his AC thought it was hilarious. He took pictures to send to his guys.


I really enjoyed those weeks while everyone blew up that bathroom.


My boss was a dick so I ran a duct to the vent above his desk from the fart sucker in the bathroom. Took him weeks to figure it out.


Your whip game was weak


More trunk room. Smart


Keeps the chin from drying out


AC in the tractor? You using the Lambo to go to the grocery store later?


nostr:npub16rq4vpwrwpdk2rycl60j996l3mxswx86qu4n2za6a4hmm97tu7eqyzfhql steers his tractor with his benis while winking at the ol lady


Oh was this not the meatloaf thread?


What's up?


She sure does sit on an enigma


Could be anything nostr:npub16w4wxhqr7nfg6tagv94nj50jtqge7rkc6t6x6pwh0zdqje8dtluq33n8hq . It's a real mystery


A feederation if you will


Just make one with your internet voodoo Matthaniel


Eventually you will learn to focus some of that hornt energy into hatred and rage.


No leash could contain him


He only eats treats and tendies that people at the store buy him.


I'm being oppressed and I don't much care for it


He is super friendly. He has lots of friends he visits.


Yeah. He is a local celebrity. Well known for his ability to escape his fence. There was even a go fund me made to get the old lady that owns him a new fence built. He escapes that one too. He is a free spirit who likes to travel


I'm bailing him out of monday when the shelter opens and buying him a hamburger


He is a good boy who ain't even did nuffin


You are on the wrong side of this revolution


It is a starter uprising.


Oh that collar was much too large for that


Yeah. This is why she will never get to tie me up


Mfw I'm my wife's breasts now


A dog ran across the football field during the local high school's game last night. The police caught the dog and had animal control take him to dog jail. There has been a social media uprising, and the townsfolk are in open rebellion against the police. The squad cars and city hall were vandalized last night. This is why my town is better than yours.


I bought a training collar for my dog with a shock feature. I wanted to test it on myself before putting it on my good boy. My wife got the controller and had too much fun. I peed a little


Always reminded of this when I hear a taser story
https://youtu.be/A_qthhFvxjc?si=nxmVc44iwM_d8ovX


That's hot


She has to keep you on your toes


It's cute when they play hard to get


This may be the beginning of a cute love story.

Or a pepper spraying.

Could go either way.


Not creepy at all


Nothing personal. I doubt everyone's veracity


Large if factual


Jeremy would not approve of this


Tell Judge I said good morning lol

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Billiam 🤣


Mornin Billy and Bowsac ☕


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Where We Go White We Go All


Morning brother


Good morning frens and frenettes


TND


Based


Oy fuckin vey.


I'll burn down the building


#meinkaturday

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Get rekt fed bois


I have dreams of one day being an emperor, so yeah you could say I think about the Romans quite a bit

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Offer her your seed


No thank you


A screenshatstrohe


I love that screenshat is a thing now. One of my greatest accomplishments


Between the Roman empire, my wife's ass, and a cool stick I saw, I don't have much time to think about anything else.


I'm honestly concerned about their lack of thinking about the Roman empire

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I may not be the reason for the tear drops on her guitar, but the stain on her couch was totally me if you know what I'm saying


If she asks, none of y'all have seen me ok? I can't stand when mid grade lays get all clingy...


The bitch was trying to track me down. I have been dodging her for 2 years since I threw her the D in Memphis. It is getting sad at this point really.


It do be like that sometimes


I have enjoyed most of my rapes to be honest. Idk what the big deal is.


Yeah. It's pretty awesome


You are a rape victim brother


Same. Proven method


How about a bot that tags Owl in every poast?


I joke because I'm a dick


Mfw Myshkin doesn't have a trunk Guatemalan smh...


Wow. Don't fuck with that guy


No sad face Keeks. You know you like having a neanderthal around


Usually


We can never be completely tamed


It was a nice hole


Nigger


>now

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That's hilarious. I dedicate this comment to Kate Hykes


I have no problem killing an intruder while I have an erection


My son recently asked how I can be out of bed so fast looking like I'm ready to fight in my underwear when the dog barks. "Easy son, I am never truly asleep and I'm always ready to fight in my underwear."


What if the jews ARE the reptilians??

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I kept getting cat hair in my coffee and couldn't figure out why. Well I know now...

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Just toss em over your shoulder


I think she has it tucked under her arm lol


Just the left one


Can't be worse than the time you and nostr:npub13whz9pgleshd0w9tff3sxgl7xnlmkqe8r82hp5td45l7sg2dg5gqfkwvah tried to sell a dress on Facebook marketplace

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/73dc26b5f4e211fbf6063df0acff6e2febf6ee5c879817ac76a5e814585b926c.jpg


Well we are scared she will find us while we sleep


Falling for it? I'm sure I don't know what you mean


Remember this gem?

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Oh now I'm sure it wasn't that bad. Let's hear it.


Don't worry Keeks, this will probably never come back to haunt you


Fixed it for you boss

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You don't control what we think about ma'am


Wait was this supposed to be a set up for pair of deez nuts?


Only good when it involves your mother


Bofa these nuts


Maybe this will bring Kang Karl out of hiding


I going to give you some bofa for Christmas


Milk be racist cuh


Inaccurate. I have broken nigger bones with my hands


That some kind of fat joke? I just have sense bones


No time for questions! Every man for himself! *shoves lady down and steals lifejacket from her kid*


I can bring an Imagine Dragons CD


How about a snack while you do that?

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Off topic, but do you like Imagine Dragons?


I can always make time for you to ligma balls


Morning Jill


Morning GCL!


Idk. I'm way too sleepy after a milking


Maybe? I have to hold my ear to the speaker to hear, and also go deaf intermittently


Milked benii don't seek revenge. Naps are far more likely than revenge


Steaks and crazy Chinese shit does sound kinda fun


Fuck yeah


False charges are adorable


A story of redemption and forbidden love


Mad Benis and the Fury Wenis


AND wenis


She bakes treats. No man can stay mad at her


Madman


It appears to be serious


🧐 to you Grumblesock


I would totally hug a lion. Idgaf


Wooo! We woke up White again!

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It just wants some snuggles


Morning brother


GM kiki and Grumble


Well Candice dick fit in that mouth?


Nogwegian


Figured out what nostr:npub16pvpzev3rye25ganyxkd5pth963n463rpdevngty69nn8zuuxzzsw74kmz has been up to
https://youtube.com/shorts/JcINaUwrj-0?si=L1PixqTJdHYbkh5g


Being a trophy husband is pretty sweet ngl


🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
I just found out that nostr:npub1xkc4znteqxk9p9l928lqptks9knm3d988zx5jzzar2f09wy7t0lsunayvh 's real name is Candice


So her conclusion is that Victoria's secret gave her the clap? But how though? They just have diseased panties?


Ouch


Quiz


Exam


Most of my posts are odd even with context


She was so excited about her fruit tree


Shit I don't know. I haven't bought a gift for a girlfriend in years. I buy practical wife gifts. Her last birthday she got a fruit tree and a juicer.


Another failed attempt by the lizid people


If "they" want the whore to win, she will win.


I stopped caring years ago


Hoor


Well good morning to you too lol


Good morning boombalatty


GM fedi brothers and sisters


Fuckin nigger indeed


Spookies are scared of sleep deprived husbands


Pssh. Everyone knows cajun women got mad ass...


Big true. They have all the right parts


It is my cross to bear


Show off


I will second this motion


Sort of. Has gun crime tripled yet?


And the ones that didn't get sliced by the hollow aluminum wings were turned to liquid from burning fuel.


Happy "a select few jews escaping to Israel are the only people allowed to fly right now" day


Oh and the Pentagon that got hit by that magic vaporizing plane. Right in the accounting dept looking for all that missing money. Forget that too goy


Make way for this right cross nigger


Happy "Wtf happened to building 7" day


Showed this to the wife. Got my first death threat before 6:30 today


Murica

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I'm a big soup fan


Stay low and explode from the hips


The mounties are after you?


I like mean women so much I put a ring on it. It's so cute when she gets mad. I just pick her up and her little legs kick all around


She is 5'2 and she wields it


Yeah. Removing dirty shoes, putting the toilet seat down, getting clothes at least hamper adjacent. Stuff like that


I was borderline feral when we got together


The feds owe me some endoscopy results


I have eaten a lot of them cameras


Fucking diversity hires....


You have to sign a traditional mexican lullaby


Sleep well brother  :White_powers:


Yeah. Pantsed


Kiki is getting pantsed


TND


Tell your mom to turn the parental controls back on


Oh I'm ready for the collapse, and what comes after...


Kek probably burns a Brady candle every sunday


It's so joever y'all

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My daughter said the opposing team had a boy cheerleader who was "real faggy"


I'm not quite the sports ball enthusiast I used to be. I have too many lists of things to do most weekends


She cheered good, but not good enough for the team to win lol


No lol. I had some friends text me and remind me there were games on. I did watch the local high school play from my porch on friday (only because my daughter is a cheerleader)


Morning Coach


Doing good. She can now make the step on and off the porch unassisted


GM GCL and Matty


Good morning Jill and Grumble


Well good morning to you as well


They like that


Classic music to people your age lol


Five days since you laughed at me


Boring is what it would be


I wouldn't want to miss the party


Oh my bad. I will bring those by


Bourbon infused 🤣


Oh that thing took the most damage


I did a double take


Yeah listen to the lady


Hey 35 isn't THAT old


That's not a flock. That's a clowder


Beard>hair


Post your flock


Don't be scared. Go get some.


Over 60% asked for it!


Science denier


Oh I'm sorry, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA


I know. I have conducted studies


At least the left one is


They are bigger than that. Don't lie


Wifussy really is the top of the mountain


Yeah, same. I'm just saying in general


Based. I want a bucket truck


Bad news fellas. Everyone can stop searching. All the pussy has been claimed.

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Selling memes to foreign nations again?


Damn it.. it's me again isn't it?


Mornin brother myshkin


Major flex


Ultralight poles are so much fun. Ever heard of dock demon poles? They are tiny, but pretty much indestructible. Tons of fun


Morning fishing with Bender? Would


Mornin GCL and coach


Good morning frens


Our wildlife doesn't get representation in the government


They quickly turn into thongs


I have put them on before and the wife said I wasn't allowed to leave the bedroom with them on. They are quite short


Those shorts aren't built to contain a grown man's testicles...


I will change the wifi password and hit her where it hurts


Well I told her a long time ago that when she leaves this house she can wear what she would feel is appropriate for her mother or I to wear.


That's on gawd fr fr


She is terrified because she knows I have zero shame. I will embarrass the shit out of her


My daughter came home from her pep rally today in what are closer to panties than shorts. In retaliation I told her I will be wearing these to her game tonight

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That's probably it


Oh hell no. I would spend more time checking than flying


Do thorough preflight checks. They really like to fly for some reason

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Had a puppy get bit in her stomach. Vet said to give her 3 times the adult dose of benadryl. She lived


Keep benadryl on hand for when she gets snake bit.


All copperheads


Yeah careful nostr:npub1s3mzufpfs87n20skduycdc95qcxc2t3qfhn9ukyfpfv6xy4jnlwqxgqewq. I had a lot of calls for snakes in your area. I caught 4 in one lady's yard in about 30 mins one time.


Yeah, that's excessive


Nah, I'm fuckin with you 😏


There are 3 in that picture


Sneaky boi

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They are very pretty snakes though


Who can find the copperhead in this picture?

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I catch them and move them elsewhere


Back and doxxing Kiki 😏


GOOD MORNING  :hitler_dab:


GM benis venus


It's too early for math


Hey

Make that an emote 😏


My first thought is that it is copperhead season


I watched it several times. It was bad every time


Fat middle fingered me


Idk how he didn't immediately pass out


Well a flip off seems uncalled for


Frick yeah it is


It's real bad


Daaaamn
https://youtu.be/yTDNyCdlUfk?si=wn6Fg5YSMWoUgxiI


I bet is bleeds green acid


Same vibes

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Is that breed only found near Chernobyl?


Wtf


My mom birthed 4 Whites thank you very much


I saw a fat bitch fall out of a Walmart mobility scooter one time. It took all 3 of her mulatto children to get her back on. That shit made my month


Fat people falling is hilarious


I would just for the voice alone


Donating plasma to pick up bitches


I'm just as much of a dick irl as I am on the internet lol


My spirit animal

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I like where this is heading


Be careful. She apparently like to be punished...


jew would be more sewer rat adjacent


It is hard to tell with Fever. I can't imagine jew tasting very good though. Seems like it would be greasy rodent meat


*A jew fed family lawyer
🤣


I guess I could watch a trailer of the game, but I'm quite lazy. I'm just picking up details from you guys. So far I have gathered space travel with guns and mixed race trannies.


So what is the objective of this game?


Morning cotton


As your running mate I approve this message


The government is after us all. Luckily they are very incompetent


So much judgement...
Peachy is in recovery


It be like that sometimes


I'm responsible for dozens of cryptid reports in my area


Especially when I'm naked doing my primal scream therapy


Pfft...I'm the scariest thing in the woods


I'll drink to that


Peachy, you can't rape the willing


Trailer park Tammy is fantastic


She will fall asleep while you fall in love


Peach brings her own restraints


Cardio is important in today's dating scene


Your new lady seems nice


He is very soft. Both in floof and flub. Sometimes I take the chance of having my jugular sliced from a rabbit foot just to stick my face on that tummy


He likes thnacks


Otters have filthy minds


They otters always assumed she was a Dom Mommy


All he does is sleep and eat(obviously)

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This is the actual face my wife's cat gave me when I woke him up to give him skritches. He doesn't like me


So many questions


Don't give me the stank eye


KIKI!


I think it is one of the new games on The Price Is Right


At home with my wife. Protecting her from the cats


Very ageist ladies....smh


I like to keep her humble


Our server farm is 8 xbox 360s wired together in nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 's fridge


They are obviously good guns, I have just never been a fan. Too boxy, and I like a little more weight to a pistol.


Look at that face. He'll fuckin do it again


I have faith that you can return us to so back brother


Nah we dont drink the tap water.


"So there I was balls deep in the back of the ute when I caught an ass cramp and couldn't get out in time. It was magical."


Well I want to use torture to force a few confessions too just so it looks on the up and up in the paperwork


Ouch. I'm sorry this is happening to you fren