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 Gm Nostr. It's been awhile. 

You do realize the fees are 500vsat/byte because of degen gamblers right?

What they are proving is that blockspace is scarce. Right now, it's for funny jpegs. Later, it will be you trying to move your life savings competing with other sovereigns to do the same.

You'll find yourself on nostr with your custodial lightning address claiming it's for fun, but in actuality, it's cause you've been priced out of doing it yourself.

I smell a hardfork coming.

Don't mind me, I'm on the verge of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome. 

Have a good day. 
 Help me learn how to use nostr:npub1aghreq2dpz3h3799hrawev5gf5zc2kt4ch9ykhp9utt0jd3gdu2qtlmhct! I... 
 You can always ask me questions 
 In todays world, what trade skills do you feel are the most important? 
 Growing food. Mending clothes. Auto work. Electronic repair.  
 Insane. 
 marty is sitting next to me at bitcoin park scrolling mempool.space and questioning how he could ... 
 We've already seen 1 sat per byte a few weeks ago tho... 
 Who likes losing sats to LND bugs?

Not I, said the fly.

 
 Yes fee is at $10 but unless you absolutely have to merge your inputs NOW or "have to" do an on-c... 
 Just not LND v.0.17.... 
 Guys, liquidity isn't there...

Guys, it's ordinals clogging the chain....

Guys....guys..... 
 Listening now.

Wasn't planning on having my own children (maybe father someone else's) but Malcolm says it's too late anyway.

 
 Let's pretend nostr communities are popping,  everyones using them and there isn't a feed anymore... 
 Psilocybin Citadel 
 A community we're building centered around sovereignty of mind. 
 Bitcoin (BTC) may have tapped $37,000 for the first time in 18 months, but traders are getting su... 
 When bitcoiners realize it's nft traders pumping their coin... 
 I can’t stand it when people say “As someone with anxiety…”

Anxiety is something every s... 
 There's a philospher that says anxiety is the base state of human. It's just a reaction to the understanding that we're gonna die one day 
 Arguing with the lady about how many sats the silk damask would cost for those shoulder poofs 
 Speculators gonna speculate. 
 Up to 12k up for grabs now Lnflip.com 
 Seems fun
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 Any other nostriches getting random 1 sat transactions to their wallet?

#asknostr 
 I don't think so.... But maybe? 
 Hmmmmm so they're keysends if im not mistaken?

How can I view the "satogram"? 
 TESTING! Can someone zap this note? 
 Thx! Big help 
 Ty! 
 Thanks guys! U can stop zapping now! Haha 
 Lolol! Thanks! Now please stahp Lol 
 Sent u back those sats. Can u zap me again as another test? 
 Cause I'm in an apartment and just want to tinker 
 Sick! I'll make sure to bug you when I have questions! Lol 
 Same 
 Yes. 
 This is signal to be mining bitcoin. 

Yes, even you, pleb.

Read @econoalchemist's guide on home pleb mining 
https://www.econoalchemist.com

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 Bro, Bubbies is the top tier sauerkraut. 

Go follow the one and only @BUB 
 Still feels good to be able to say retarded here.

My sincerest apologies to anyone with otherwise-disabled friends or family. I do not mean harm to them. 
 Asking for a retarded friend

If my retarded friend adds, say, mempool.space to their iOS homescr... 
 Are you fuxking retarded?

Is it you.

Asking for a smart friend. 
 Amazing 👏👏👏 
 Wow!
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 Lol gawdammit I love your fckin memes 
 What's the best technical Bitcoin podcast? 

#asknostr 
 Stephan Livera podcast
@jimmysong
 
 Wait for 10 reposts and then wait for the note to be published by that nostr account.

 That note is the prism.

Zap it, and 10 reposters will be split sats.

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 #asknostr

Fucking mempool gone nuts. Is that ordinals again. 
 How can u tell it's ordinals? 
 Yeah that's ultimately the indicator isn't it? 

Good for miners. I'll be there joining them soon. 
 Some space heaters I found thru this note nostr:nevent1qqsgumrn7lknwndaajhupgx6wgjjdgpmlqka7u88swva2pyg6jvluxcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgs2wguqtndxwfg3j8y8sm6d5k8hjlnfwavzxqf4fw5wjx7tqdpde8qrqsqqqqqpptkfkv 
 If only their btcpay checkout was working....lol

Might just doxx myself and use a CC if they don't respond to my email and I end up missing out. Lol 
 I’m talking to nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx tomorrow f... 
 What does he think of stablecoin usage in Argentina and other countries?

Does bitcoin need a stablecoin that is not tether? 
 Chill mate. You're preaching to the choir.

Hyperinflated countries seek stability. I didn't make the rules. 

We don't want our brothers and sisters to get rugged.  
 "I got another confession to make..."

I'll have some Ether (boo, hiss!) coming to me sometime in... 
 Bisq, Agoradesk, and Robosats are p2p exchanges. You could likely find some eth traders there. 
 Wow. Just might snag 1 or 2
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 Just tried to buy bitcoin at an ATM provided by CoinCloud.

The owner said they went bankrupt.

Bitcoin will humble anyone & everyone. 
 I've used one like once ever. They might be nice for more physical cash based societies.

But if your business model is about capturing absurd spreads or charging absurd fees for a hodl money, then you're going yo have a bad time. 
 There is hope. The G south nostr:note13l95nstdn2tsy7k40a450ql4jw3zrt9ygl3nn8ed476uat358xuqyh6x5d 
 Followed back 
 Can anyone point me to a good article on lightning? I've grasped that lightning is layer 2 which ... 
 Super easy with Umbrel. 
 Best way to learn is to just do it. Umbrel has a vibrant community with others asking the sane questions. However, umbrel has automated backups. Everything is over tor (unless you choose to open certain ports). 

It becomes as easy as booting up your computer to have everything running. 
 remember when ya'll made fun of me for saying mempools will never clear again - good times 
 Odell, it's cause of monkey jpegs. This is not a concern troll.