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 I'm not racist just wish niggers would just explode all at once and their entire race stopped existing 
 youtu.be/lpSgC-e_uXA?si=hsaJTdO_yKcqGTsP 
 how active is this game anyway? does it really have the players fto match the scale of battles?
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 youtu.be/2rbzCosmsWs?si=3P5NumvAR0H47Vvg 
 seeing cute content makes me do a coinflip check that decides whether i'll feel sadness or renewed determination 
 From an actual brand symbol to geometric shapes to... a black stain. 
 youtu.be/A44XkRBvKiQ?si=gJfvtqLI54EOzjrG 
 very pinchable cheeks 
 >Swedish

Checks out 
 Not gonna lie if I was swedish I would probably do anything to get out of there aswell 
 youtu.be/9dNJ46Nnv00?si=LnWx-jVKBW4bQZ8t 
 youtube channel gets nuked over a bit of 3D printed gun content and all the internet freedom figh... 
 well, duh, it's Youtube, if they couldn't have seen that coming... Well you get the jist of it.
The site has been going to shit ever since Google bought it, then they put le cosmopolitan jew in charge, made it even worse, and then proceeded to make it EVEN WORSE by replacing said kike with a shitskin. 
 If Zamasu was a good character he would've just exterminated the unproductive minorities from his universe and left the deserving to be masters of it 
 I make similiar noises constantly when I am by myself enjoying whatever I am doing 
 YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM GOING FORWARD WITH PROJECT ZERO FATSOES 
 >[he never posts again]
CURVIN PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD, I DIDN'T MEAN IT 
 I'm alive, and now God of the Gym.
Bow before my gains and I promise you unlimited performance potential.

https://i.poastcdn.org/85e62460c171677d249a14365723ea3d3c3c3f5d76558a010e6c23907d6e5f36.jpg 
 Huh, odd, I put my scoop of creatine in some monster energy ultra white and it started foaming when I stirred, it's peobably nothing important, or is it? 
 well what a way to wake up, I get up at 5AM because fucking bugs wont leave me alone, I log on fedi and am immediately informed there is a nigga out there using lasagna sheets as a substitute for tortilla chips.

https://i.poastcdn.org/b8c7b105ef6fad7e2b3693f6545f46762ac3e1313827ff5f45248a2c8adeff4b.mp4 
 "Aright you're listenibg Adolf? This is how you use an oven..."

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 I don't usually make innuendos, but when I do, they're cheesier than what they would write at Hollywood 
 I just want to play the 105mm M47 why is it so fucking bullshit hard to get any kills with the M26 
 Me when I am forced to fight against a M47 Patton in a M26 Pershing in ground RB ( I deliberately did this to me)

https://i.poastcdn.org/83d716f5cd99ee5528298b671b4c3622808280eda30ed261059e62bad1213a09.jpeg 
 nostr:npub1zcyw4m2eutnxxrs5dqdylqqh5tynrgvxqkhj9kkex2nsewmyffkshpxpxw if someone does this for yo... 
 Yes sir 
 Can anyone of you fellas with the beefy pc rigs tell the AI to make a picture of Jimmy Neutron boiling dogs alive 
 Drinking emboldens you
Smoking tobacco relaxes you
Smoking weed ruins you 
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 youtu.be/yToxKE00haY?si=SduLLW6uY_UEZCbF 
 youtu.be/tZL6YHLwn9M?si=XxVgXwjmOCL5Kt0F 
 "just my personality type, i don't work for intelligence." 
—some lady i've been talking to 
 watch yourself around her 
 Engineers on 2fort making yet another nest in the corner of the intel room after a spy killed them and sapped all their buildings before dying a miserable death

https://i.poastcdn.org/981103a9395016713147b7b1fde4325520349f29ae5af71eec43e1e389618925.mp4 
 I AM IN PAIN AFTER MERELY DOING WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR WEEKS, LFITING METAL BAR WITH 20KG WEIGHTS ON BOTH ENDS

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 cuck island officially out of gibs, jewkraine shits the bed

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The bongs have successfully dried up the weapons stockpiles they can give to jewkraine without compromising their own defensive capability, that means no more Challenger 2 tanks coming in, Russia increases budget on defense by 68%, it is speculated they want jewkraine to waste all their gibs attacking their sadistic complicated defensive lines in a war of attrition 
 Try a hammer or an axe first 
 I like the idea of wieling a oversized hammer to make the head for an even MORE oversized hammer 
 tonight I chill, tomorrow I will hopefully see what I can accomplish with a hammer and some really hot metal 
 >play Dwarf Fortress
>everything good
>expedition leader suddently becomes posessed by mysterious forces
>claims stoneworker workshop for himself
>begins a mysterious construction
>keeps muttering "ungoblecad" to himself
>anxious sweating.gif
>his final product is made
>a toy boat made out of mudstone 
 "You will eat ze plastiks and you will be happy" 
 Youtube search engine now is something like this:
The video you want to watch (f you're lucky)
Similiar video
Related video
Video with cropped pornography for a thumbnail for some reason
Totally unrelated video
Totally not forced short ( may or may not be on-topic)
Maybe like 2 or 3 longform essays on the subject or something else entirely
because algorithm 
 youtu.be/kdBnGSlVL8I?si=o1qUzP6lnEoSdH_R 
 One day, I will never be a weakling ever again. 
 youtu.be/DTC9uoadtSc?si=pZvtR5OvSVVteMbp 
 youtu.be/TvaoDKSVv2o?si=z9wDkE8q71DwuWR2 
 THE DISRESPECT 
 youtu.be/e5Pshqr_3Zg?si=bDnVV87k3S_YkQ5f 
 I wish Nappa would evaporate New York with the move where he lifts two fingers up and everything explodes 
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 I was about to picture in my mind you slam-dunking a whole 120mm shell onto a nigger with your hands, obliterating him instantly 
 smash niggers with APFSDS DU projectiles 
 you mean shooting at them with the projectile right? 
 I've seen roadkilled cats on the road that were easier to look at than those two fat nigger bitches 
 >"I want someone else to take care of not just 1 but 2 future criminal niggermutt children"
No thanks, bro. 
 Firebase Netotare has been employing the most absolutely despicable methods to fight the enemy's increasing morale, in the form of propaganda artillery, but unfortunately for them it doesn't work quite as well as they think it does, also there's a counter-battery in position, and an armored assault on the way. 
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 A city has to solve a problem for niggers that niggers COULD easily fix themselves but are too lazy and retarded to do it.
This is nigger worship taken to the logical extreme. 
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 They are under the effects of tranq