THE NOSTR REPORT

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Sept 9, 2023
Block Height: 806,865
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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"The problem is that normal people still understand BTC from the one half-remembered opinion piece they read in 2017, and are operating under the belief that transactions still take an hour to settle, rather than being instantaneous and irreversible — money transmission without the Paypal Problem. The public mind needs a cache refresh."
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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Last night’s episode of #Plebchain Radio is out on Fountain.fm! Hosts nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s and nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 welcomed special guest nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 to discuss how Nostr helps build community. And during the lightning round nostr:npub1xy54p83r6wnpyhs52xjeztd7qyyeu9ghymz8v66yu8kt3jzx75rqhf3urc from the Nostr Report revealed that he’s raising a baby wookie.
https://fountain.fm/episode/NDvjpKBCspOndDtvZKGd
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Wookie cameo:
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nostr:npub1h0fd5xu8rfhwdkkjr78ssdhm7rdjyf97hhjqr9acwv77ux0uvf8q23kvcg Bitcoin Sranan's Fruits For Sats program teaches kids in the Kindertehuis Tamara Orphanage, in Suriname, about Bitcoin with NFC cards. Check out their Geyser page to learn more, and see the linked note below for a special giveaway if you are #1 on the Geyser leaderboard!
https://geyser.fund/project/kindertehuistamara
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nostr:npub1dx5q2el8nd4eh3eg9t2e25fd7zuqg7zxz6ldkc3uzgh66ss2yc6st288sj announces that the eNuts beta app is open for testing on both iOS and Android. 🐿
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nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg says the LSP issues they were experiencing should be stable now. See linked note for their explanation of what happened.
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nostr:npub1pzuqm2zm569vqvvgt6j4t26zhdpzx877nd5sh0g0frqj3halsqysmkl6hp Alby users set a new ATH, sending more than 1 million lightning payments in August.
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nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac Check out Nostrdesign.org and help make #nostr more useful and well-designed.
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 ColdCard Firmware 5.1.3 released. Release details and link to the update in the linked note.
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nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z Amethyst v0.76.0: GiftWraps Push notifications. This version encrypts Nostr events on a GiftWrap to make sure Google cannot link push notification device tokens to pubkeys.
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nostr:npub1current7ntwqmh2twlrtl2llequeks0zfh36v69x4d3wmckg427safsh3w now supports DVMs. You can generate an AI image right inside the Current App and share it in a post with just 1-click. Available on iOS TestFlight.
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nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe Nostur TestFlight update improves settings for “Hot Feed” and for muting notifications.
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nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 SimLN: A Tool For Simulating Realistic Lightning Payment Activity
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nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj Nutminer Cashu faucet is back up! Details in linked note.
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx ZBD is using notifications to promote the #zapathon now!
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nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en The number of lightning payments in July from just River, WoS, and THNDR Games was more than what the entire lightning network did just 18 months ago. See the video in the linked note for more info.
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nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Ripple Acquires Fortress Trust Used by Swan Bitcoin
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va Self custody your #bitcoin
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*doffs hat*


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫂🫂🫂

https://image.nostr.build/45bcffff9ddba9c0d4394dfd1073eed562c5414d7d55a4704146d39fd3bb4b17.jpg


https://song.link/s/40SBS57su9xLiE1WqkXOVr

🎾👟


Here’s the song link link where you can open across various different platforms.

https://song.link/y/YgSPaXgAdzE


Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t oh shit did it …


Beginnings of something new for the local #NHS community walls
Am thinking morse code, matrix background or something forested.
We shall see 🎨 #Art https://image.nostr.build/7e54eadd99b777b92d7dbbb0ba56b8b98ffe5784cc9c1603cc08a8c5f15ed879.jpg


Or you experience it first hand.


Is it Buddhism & Taoism ?


Gm you rowdy bunch 🫂


Who da bad man now ! Love this guy


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: Xi1Kdsuf82bzESrA8GAjo8pqPBoXvTUxiD7zzoC9j-8
https://nostrnests.com


Who’s paying for the rainbow flags ?


*Needs more kids*


I’m sure with this sort of attitude you’ll be able to find loads of ways to help.
Maybe go into something you’re interested in.
I have a lot of experience with automation and engineering so not much use there. I also have a passion for maps and mapping so I help out at the local hospital- when folk get lost I walk them to their destination- it’s easy for me but difficult for many users of the hospital- no one’s challenged me yet - I think the staff think I’m a surgeon or something as they all smile and hold doors open. I’d go into healthcare if you can. Gawd only knows they need the help here in the UK.


*Facepalms* do this all the time 🤷♂


It’s bigger than my new place and a 3.5m x smaller than my last 🤣


Yes - more of this sort of thing pls.

The UK seems way way behind

I mentioned the LN to the falafel guy in town and got laughed at 🤷♂


Hahahah she’s looking at my meme storage folder right ?


Lola (Rhodesian RB) loves my flip flops 🥰


New glasses choice - what do you think? https://image.nostr.build/8a3fde999ef6ce9bb88b582c7d0cbf0450dcf768fa78d6d2de9a04b64a02a60f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/01e825552a956515f47b438fed01c0c13f8d3d8e533c367b16561a6a8a179fe6.jpg


Shady cat loves shade 🫂💜


Thanks, that’s very kind of you.


“Coffee is poison”

me: https://i.nostr.build/8mM4.jpg


I met my first wanker “woo yay”


Good lord that’s a scary looking spider 🕷


Oh this looks interesting Ty 🫂


Shout “IRON MAN” & point at the sky


Gm nostr:npub1jfn4ghffz7uq7urllk6y4rle0yvz26800w4qfmn4dv0sr48rdz9qyzt047


それは私ではなくあなたです


Shucks !! More of this sort of thing pls 🫂


Gm nostr:npub13kwjkaunpmj5aslyd7hhwnwaqswmknj25dddglqztzz29pkavhaq25wg2a


A zap badge awarded created to say thanks for the zap.

I thank you for your commitment to the #nostr communities. 💜🫂⚡⚡🫂💜


私たちは神です - すべてが神です

Sorry for bad translation my second attempt at Japanese / English


Looks like 🤜🏼🖕🏼🤛🏼😂


Well doff my hat I didn’t know that !!
Thanks


My thought for the day

"How dare the self-willed creature encroach upon the rights of his fellows in the name of personal liberty when the Supreme Rulers of the universe stand back in merciful respect for these prerogatives of will and potentials of personality! No being, in the exercise of his supposed personal liberty, has a right to deprive any other being of those privileges of existence conferred by the Creators."

The Urantia Book


NICE 👍🏼


& get recaffeinated


#coffeechain #flowers #nature
I do love taking the time to notice the beauty in the world 🌎 https://image.nostr.build/e770f2c14f728d089cb20b820645758f5a63a29328d740f40eff9cd7bf157ea2.jpg


In my case to escape the streets and get a trade - at 16 I was naive, that’s my reason.


Go Low like tin tin


Gm nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 🫂💜🤙🏼 what was the answer to the cube conundrum?


PV 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼


gn nostr:npub1wc4rc9wxl2gfzxl384g0cw3f79nrms0sfdpe02y7aasy7c3we4sqd0qywr


Hahahah a wise monk once said ‘sleep when tired’ & ‘eat when hungry’ 🫂 Gm nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn


Gm nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 have a great day


Gm #nostr


Oh shoot. I’m sorry to hear that 💜🫂


No sorry I don’t


Looks amazing, I hope you sat down


as if


*face palms*


Useual click bait from the media but the disaster that it reports is indeed true…. There is hope I errrrm guess.


Gm  nostr:npub12rzunrxvx89f78h4df284lzvkjqetljkq0200p62ygwmjevx0j8qhehrv9  I’m great - having eye test can’t see much as bad done trippy drops ~ very sting / very cool colours like 80’s vision
How are you kind sir ?


Oops missed the ‘for a friend’ 🤣


Don’t hand in your notice just yet nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft
I think the wife’s got this one brother.


Gm nostr:npub1p82f73cgrsdqduz2lknznz8ry5ey02xfdsw5aup9m3mpnk7z89pq8qwweu


Don’t zap the messenger 😂🤣


Gm nostr:npub1qjpmzssjgmjt9kfleas5wf23qpcm5j5sxxgypt39t5u26rrq6cjq3te78f


Damn it - I thought brute force would mean cutting tools , explosives that sort of engineering!


I’ve made a decision to try and up my followers because that way a repost will reach as many as possible - I’m like you not overly concerned about comments on my ramblings - some in the early days (various npubs) are best left there. 🫣


Thanks I read it and agree it’s a lovely way to put down ones thoughts 💭 🐸🫂


Quite weighty to ship - go hyper local and talk to them if you have no luck.


Bill Hicks taught me about such things ( not personally 🤩) it’s profit profit profit and bullshit bullshit buckshot fillers. Mainly powders and syrups produced by a few bad eggs.

Really sad when you think about it.

Are sea levels rising only where the extra weight bore upon a continent or island is out of whack?

Seems like a bazillion tonnes of additional waste residue gets left in the bodies of those that get addicted to the chemicals in the food then told ‘you need to take these pills 💊’ to deal with that *

Healthy lifestyle choices lead to a healthier body, mind & soul.

I’d ban these foods if I could and start food systems on a local permaculture basis. Include everyone in an area and teach my manor good manners whist I was at it.


No comment


Really nice 👍🏼


Welcome, pull up a chair and call in sick 🫂☕


On the daily


😂 kinda guilty for years, now shedding skin


8 UK councils go BUST this week.

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/seven-other-councils-that-have-gone-bankrupt-after-birmingham-city-went-bust-12954995

Don’t know what to say really. Speechless.


They enrolled the Dutch “ahem” (rich English based in Holland) into funding some new bombs this week. Sucks to be rich right now ROFL https://image.nostr.build/4eb082b00839e80db4f2abcae061ccf21363d4aa2f851ec5e6777b120855c8b3.jpg


It’s true


Oh ffs


Yeah break time 🫖


Grincey 👀


It sounds it! I love a good book me. The older the better. I am currently studying old electrical engineering texts - I won’t bore you with those unless you really really want to know. 🫂


Hahahah yes in a geographic sense I am more northern lad 🙌


Hi Matt
I used to own a business in Gosport
I also lost everything in a similar accident 😂🤣

Oh - I genuinely thought you meant twatter in the note above & and was all like JOMO’d


Reminds me of carmalite priory in Oxford, UK for some reason.


Thanks for the clarification
I 🐝 all like 😬
I’m going for a #coldcard
mainly because the #hardware looks bombproof