Last i checked it was called cryptoCURRENCY not cryptoINVESTMENT. What do any of those other coins actually do? Monero is one of the only coins trying, and succeeding at bring a currency. If you want to invest in something why not buy stocks that actually are part of companies that do something instead of random coins that do nothing?

Hopefully im just falling for a joke hear but if not absolutely garbage take 

 Why the hostility? Losing value != useless. The usd loses value all the time but it is still effective as a medium of exchange. I agree lightning is successful as well but nowhere does bitcoin beat monero in privacy of transaction.

Why the fixation on price? 

 I would argue that bitcoins price is its biggest problem. Because the exponential increase in price and invitation of speculators and investors has led to the centralization of bitcoin. And its lack of ASIC resistance just further exacerbates that issue. 

 What is the point of windows if it just morphs into linux? Lol 

 Tusky has dark mode working just fine. Beauty of mastodon is the diversity of clients