Yes hello who else has had peach sprite before?


Mr. & Ms. Smith TV show is actually good


Every
        day
               is
a                     lie
                             every
mile           a               mountain


3 large really cold bottles of ginger ale is too many maybe 1 but 3 that's too cold 🥶.


Dumpling soup slaps so hard


My dream last night was that everyone thought I was really Paul Bunyan for some reason and anyone that met me was super disappointed.


Somewhere I heard a kitchen towel is a far superior flyswatter than an actual flyswatter.


You can’t believe everything you hear from the mouth of a serpent.


Why do they keep showing old Billy Mays commercials on GetTV when he died in 2009. I mean I did always like those commercials he did.


If I ever meet Paul Rudd or the person that invented the popsicles I’m going to have a long awkward conversation with them and probably buy them dinner. Then again the person who invented popsicles might not even be alive today.


I wonder what Elon Musk would do if everyone that's still on Twitter left and started using Mastodon social, Bluesky, Threads and Hive social instead or other social media's.


It's such an extraordinary feeling finding new and great movies like woah I'm into this.


Someone said in a comment on Reddit if Diddy was in prison he'd probably be trying to figure out away to spike the soap in the showers.


Wait a minute why did the record executive just resign? My thing is why resign the day after P Diddy goes to jail.


If u ever win the lottery at least have the basic human decency to never mention it ever.


Has anyone tried the new Oreo Coca Cola?


Parents are also wizards of time management


People are wizards of time management


I just found out there's a national cream filled donut day.


'A big account' is an interesting concept because it can mean a movie star, president of the country but it can also mean most ill person in their zip code with nothing going on for them at that moment or time but there posts.


I've noticed that my second ex from back in 2009 looks exactly like Kendra Sunderland.


Post marked for deletion


"The vibes are off" — people who spend 14 hours a day either on Twitter or doing something they don't like.


LET BOB COOK HIS BURGERS


Tomorrow could be the first day of something new if you really want it to be.


I feel like there's more churches popping up and taking over business that closed down.


I've never been disappointed with a dog before. Humans? Some of the time not always. But never dogs tho.


I think that Trump without Biden is like Tom without Jerry


This Dinosaur wearing a tutu Sticker is funny
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Dinosaur-wearing-a-tutu-by-Keiraslack/153904652.EJUG5


That T-Rex wearing a tutu on a surfboard is the funniest sticker I came across once.


Jeeves of Ask Jeeves, could have been so much more if he wasn't said to be on vacation.


They should make a sequel to The Social Network movie where the plot centers around the Android apps version numbers.


Hallo


Why did Trump say people were eating dogs, cats and their pets.


I think everyone needs to stop slamming Emily Armstrong I get that she's got ties in scientology but from everything I've heard she was born in the scientology that she didn't choose it and was friends with Danny Masterson and supported him. I'm all for hearing what she brings to Linkin Park I know everyone wanted someone that sounds a lot like Chester Bennington but if they wanted someone that sounds exactly like Chester then all they had to do was ask Massana Ivo the lead singer of HYBRID THEORY - THE LINKIN PARK TRIBUTE SHOW to try out. The only thing that turned me off about Emily was when I found out she supported Danny Masterson but that doesn't mean I'm not curious to see what she brings to the table with Linkin Park now. Now I don't remember hearing much about any of this until she joined Linkin Park.


It was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes


Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go out on Saturday anymore” at 12:00 on a Saturday is peak relatability.


There’s always someone at a bonfire who really f***s with keeping the fire going and I kinda respect that.


"You're not entirely wrong."

-Me refusing to admit someone was right and wrong.


I have come to the conclusion that dinosaurs have to still exist on earth. That is all for now.


I have come to the conclusion that my dog is the fastest dog on earth. That is all.


I can probably trace every problem in my life to something as not winning.


I heard the undo button would start a new era 🥸


Hard to imagine the worst confluence.
Case surging in much of the US. People are tired of limitations the virus is imposing. Economic harm is very real, painful, and persistent....


"USB-C All The Things" is being written into law. You have my full attention 👀


My interview with Tom Bilyeu is now available on YouTube and Podcast apps.
https://unlimitedhangout.com/2024/09/press/tom-bilyeu/


Someone once said apple chargers is apple juice


When someone asks me what's going on I'm like I don't have the slightest idea here.


Sometimes I just stop & think about the 1985 Once Bitten movie to understand it better 🧛


I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of.


Someone said the Beatles were indie I thought they were a rock band someone must be mistaking them for someone else.


Everyone can carry lead


Find a way to feel better


Elon Musk is the worst for becoming ceo of Twitter. Sorry not Sorry


We’ve overvalued memes too hard as a society these days now. Ten years ago hawk tuah girl would have been embarrassed when you recognized her at a party or out in public. Now she’s been attached to a screenplay starring her and the costco guys. So I've heard.


The trip I took inside my head was INCREDIBLY OKAY last night.
That's a weird way to be saying I kinda slept okay.
Hope you slept good.
Gmorning!


The one thing I never really understood was when you're watching a movie with someone using a computer or even in school is why didn't they remember to move the freaking mouse out of the way when you're trying to watch the movie they have playing.


When you overheard someone say something they shouldn't have https://media1.giphy.com/media/WuGSL4LFUMQU/200.gif


Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon chips and Kettle Cooked Original Lays, let me soar over the rest of these two bags.


Why is that whenever I get a notification from Coffee Meets Bagel it's something odd but this time the notification was they may not be holding a boombox outside your window. I don't see the point of it 🤔.


Is it a problem when autocorrect just always assumes now that you meant to say "made" and not "mad"?


Everyone with a trump bumper sticker on their car looks exactly like you'd expect.


The powers out


Post by Kevin Elf Böy on VERO
https://vero.co/kevinterribly/Mw6j-jnQm7Dq162tGGpwFgK9


It's been awhile since I last posted something but lately 😷 https://nostrcheck.me/media/129af5b21dcd4cacf4b564f31070f453c61d797c00825e858795f457862c89c9/bc3e621eb9e636bd6a03aeb63133c64dba39038dcaceddd6c0071768c233435a.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/129af5b21dcd4cacf4b564f31070f453c61d797c00825e858795f457862c89c9/bbee91c9c4da4da5751dc6b47d5c2477a596fcd4b4a138086548148865b83690.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/129af5b21dcd4cacf4b564f31070f453c61d797c00825e858795f457862c89c9/d6b307b9ca7cd2603b8f353bd5f416b27daf915157ebc71f85bad3b25bce6eb3.webp


Someone just walked up to me and said I like your shirt I said thanks then the two girls said you should make your own clothing and then try selling it. I said I've thought about that.


Someone just walked up to me and said who does your hair I said I do why then she said I wanna run my hands through it. I right


Post marked for deletion


Someone said to me you need to make a lint roller then get an endorsement for it that would be neat.


Planet Earth isn't a bad show tbh


Life hack: Did you know the best parking spot at Target is not the one closest to the door. It’s the one closest to the shopping cart return... It's dawned on me & it's changed things.


Ah, the classic "Who shit my pants!?" joke, a true masterpiece of brevity and comedy. Short, sweet, and straight to the point!


“Who shit my pants!?” Is the funniest, shortest joke ever.


I was having a conversation and I said “I know how the Internet works tho”

Someone had the nerve to laugh and said “oh really?”


This new Childish Gambino is INSANE


When the sound of my electric toothbrush is in the same key as the song I’m listening to 😩🙌🔥♥


I like the song and all but this is funny 😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8iBqgxske7/?igsh=cjJveTAycjZnc25p


Good morning
We are all going through this-
*gestures at everything with flapping arms*
Together,
So be a little nicer than you maybe feel like being.
*takes a deep breath*
Hi. Good to see you. Tea?


Ask me anything. Go.


Shoutout to people who haven’t felt okay lately but still get up everyday and refuse not to quit even tho they want to. You got this.


Don’t quit


Every. Damn. Day.


Sometimes it’s the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination.


Time means nothing. Character sometimes does.


Eating Your F***ing Words


Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success.


Small steps can carry you a long way.


It's clear where I'm welcome and where I'm not. So let me focus on that and cross those bridges as they come. Some come real fast.


I’m nowhere near perfect but I've tried to learn from my mistakes, not to repeat them, to look inward seeing what I needed to do in order to grow, and I can’t be the only one who feels like this world is just fucking changing day in and day out. nostr:note19nasmqh0tjtnndh93wk5sy2rl37j8yqeufrady2gule7sxgfc5zq023pcv


who don’t give a shit about what we believe in, stand for, or argue about etc

Lead with intention & compassion nostr:note13lfl73t55pkpuzv95hm8uew2fkxyw636mgx428ep5cjm5cgymvzssh8qda


Lives are being lost to hate etc

When Elon Musk took over then suspended my account by mistake Twitter in particular it felt like millions of people gathering in a room like highschool, seeing who can yell hate, being a bully or express negative energy

Nobody will win this sort of a way but those nostr:note1mk4lryswkxu5unfq45jlw7s947n8m024ksshpmcafdmjuekemxks2wzpja


everyday. The world is not being made better by the impact of the things we see on social media, it’s clearly divisive & the people who don’t care seem to enjoy the impending civil destruction

There’s very little room for conversation, empathy, compassion, education & growth nostr:note12qmrk3xyqnah6vt33vvyq7fjz6ltwxl7yzez2xhauhmw94zeepesm8v9rs


Life’s too short & tomorrow isn’t always guaranteed

Feeding social media w/ negative energy, logging in daily seeing things you don't wanna see 💯 negatively impacts not just your individual mental health but our generations existence

Social media doesn’t have to be your entire life tho we use it


Me: I could read Scott Lang Look Out For The Little Guy all day if I wanted to.

Me: *still reads the book*

Me: I couldn't write a book this good even if I tried to.


If you find a nerd or someone that's into you and the same things as you marry her.


No one knows the future or what it holds


Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.


Post marked for deletion


If at first you don't succeed....
get a bigger taco


Apparently the earth is not flat like some might think it is, it’s a hollow globe like shape & Donkey King, the Mario bros etc lives there.


Technically, food is a solution


Apparently, there's this thing called “jokes” and whenever someone says the right thing or something kinda messed up I end it with that's what she said.


Good morning.
Imagine how you want to feel at the end of the day.
Start working towards that now.
Have a good breakfast tho.


This is the new member Andy Griffith https://nostrcheck.me/media/129af5b21dcd4cacf4b564f31070f453c61d797c00825e858795f457862c89c9/2d77602b0ad84e08ba9995fcf069aba58227ce58d6ebecbdc38f780c7aaeae5a.webp


Nothing is going to ever be easy for me without having my dog around I just hope wherever he is he's happy. I've also made the decision to keep all of his things I know that'll make things a lot harder on me but it's what I need. Like everyone says just remember the good times which is something I'll never forget and no other animal can replace him.


Been having a really hard time trying to sleep


At the emergency animal center doing what's best for my dog it's the hardest thing for me to do or handle.


I can't believe AC/DC would give Taylor Momsen a toy bat after she was bitten by a bat on stage.


Sad to hear about Panic! At The Disco breaking up. I would like to hope they'll be back for a reunion at some point down the road.


Okay after watching videos on the cyber truck and seeing that the trunk can cut off a finger, then hearing how someone got locked in one and no one could break the glass to get her out seems kinda dangerous to me.


🍕 https://nostrcheck.me/media/129af5b21dcd4cacf4b564f31070f453c61d797c00825e858795f457862c89c9/fa7147a087adf37c3782e8e4fdf20ecedabb935b8cc92e39d1c95513c0faee0d.webp


Check out this track on Deezer... The Midnight Sun by Cane Hill 🔥 Listen now on #Deezer https://deezer.page.link/9dL4QLvj1jfbHw1k7


I wonder what really happened to Connie Converse did she disappear so no one could find her and start a new life, did she change her name, did she die or could she still be alive today. This is probably a big mystery 🤔.


Kevin Terribly — 📺 Watching Teen Wolf @plutotv

https://pluto.tv/on-demand/series/teen-wolf-series?utm_source=plutotv&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=1000201&utm_content=1000735


Travis Kelce should be careful because if the two break up then Taylor Swift will make a song about him which might not be good for him or his career they say.


Wait I'm confused are we suppose to boil Pepsi before we drink it?


Maybe next time she’ll think before she tries apologizing still for what she said and lied about.


Hello literally everyone


This is the fastest I've ever seen someone shuffle a deck of cards.
fw.tv/thisishappenin…


I sure wouldn't mind being able to get passed level 1 on Scooby-Doo Mystery by now.


It's weird how I can't even still get passed level 1 on Scooby Doo Mystery for Super Nintendo and I've been stuck on the first level since the game came out in 1995.


Since Twitter suspended my account by mistake last May 28th of 2023 due to being hacked and having to fill out the appeal form and getting no response back from anyone I've been looking for something else to use.


Hi I’m new here, who’s all on this thing now?


kevinterribly

Hey my name is kevin I'm 32 who makes songs Im german. ......Im happy with my life. I like music. IG: @KevinTerribly.  Dog liker. Single. gammer 🎮  nintendo [+..••]. Suspended at 11K on Twitter