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 God help me. I want the Indian to become president so I can see which way the FBI decides is best to assassinate him for trying to revoke their existence. 
 One day I will look into the black magic behind which images load top-down vs right-left. Today is not that day. 
 The official translations of these obscure Chinese webtoons are sometimes worse than fan work. Instead of putting footnote explanations of symbols that are on clothing they just erase it and replace with english. And sometimes they don't even bother translating speech bubbles.

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 She's trying to go broke because she dies if she doesn't. Unfortunately I don't think inventing stock market IPOs is going to help. Building Ancient Chinese Disneyland at all was also was a bad move.

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 Girl at work keeps calling the Epson scanner the Epstein scanner. I'm not going to correct her.

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 @mushroom soup It may be a real corpse that had weird skull and bone modification procedures done to it, that stuff is relatively common in the area. Last time the guy had another set of somewhat weird mummies that were that way. https://www.gaia.com/video/update-1-discovery?fullplayer=feature 
 Looking for developers for:

- Bingo  
- Papaya  
- MBS  
- LMNOP  
- Racoon  
- Wingman  
- RGS ... 
 @merchantHelios @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 If I were a multi billionaire I'd have brought in tailors and prop makers to custom make something higher quality. That's my only criticism. 
 @8858ebc3 I've been meaning to read the manga but can't bring myself to start another 50 volume series right now. 
 I love that our protagonist blew up the world's first fusion power plant over a personal grudge and to make his coal plant more profitable. The Chinese are next level with Might Makes Right.

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 My beard has grown enough that women are going out of their way to tell me they hate it and men are complimenting me. All according to keikaku. (Keikaku means plan)

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 In all seriousness though, threatening to stab federal agents and then blow yourself up is a terrible idea and I'm surprised they didn't just shoot him. 
 @mushroom soup How much blood do you prefer in your coffee? 1 pump or 2? 
 nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p I thought the zinc pennies ... 
 @dassauerkraut @Hoss “Cyber Santa” Delgado They still plate it. We're about a decade from it being profitable to melt them down so it was made illegal relatively recently. 
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 @52791e0c @Terry I didn't have a threat or implication of my personal action in there, completely legal. Feds increasingly show up just to scare people  though so it wouldn't entirely surprise me if someone got a visit for similar. 
 @Terry Killing all those women is going to fuck with the Russian soldiers long term mentally. 
 @kaia There's not a natural way for a lot of guys to meet women because society has atomized and discouraged approach in every way possible. You end up using an app as a guy because you have no better option generally. 
 "I want to put my man spoon into your lady chowder." 
 @CrustyB @BillingtonYVR  @Fever This perfectly mirrors a Chinese sex euphemism "I want my fish (penis) to swim in your sea.(vagina)" so it would probably work out okay. 
 @professionalBigot Maybe my standards are strange, but there's a dozen cute ones in this photo. They just have the least appealing hair and clothing possible here. 
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 @peers with monsters @Matty-kun You'd get the message dropped by anyone using a hellthread stopping setting. I think Pleroma enables this by default but I don't know if Mastodon, etc have that sort of thing.

Nothing else to stop you really. 
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 @Nova :confederateflag: None of them have a bad soundtrack, but they don't ever have enough variety for the amount of time you'll be hearing them loop. I have listened to Johny Guitar literally a thousand times and can't stand it anymore. I either turn off radio entirely or install a radio station mod when I replay. 
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 @BillingtonYVR  @Fever "Stop parking on my lawn." is the least romantic line possible.