@:holidaybells: 🦐 :Santa_finger_guns_cool: :holi... plot twist: it's mating dance. 😅 

 @:holidaybells: 🦐 :Santa_finger_guns_cool: :holi... can you be a gardener in the woods though? Wouldn't you be a woodsman? 😅 

 @:holidaybells: 🦐 :Santa_finger_guns_cool: :holi... Airplane is the ultimate fucking torture device.

Ok, so I've been suffering from UC for 20 years. Imagine the worst diarrhea you've ever had, but for 20 years day in, day out.

Then imagine being put inside an aluminum tube with a hundred other people. Then they offer some food, coffee, tea, whatever. A few minutes later they close the fucking toilets and start shaking the tube. Probably to see who loses it first. 

 @:holidaybells: 🦐 :Santa_finger_guns_cool: :holi... the real one, or the one in Asterix & Obelix comics?