@edbba727 The video is grainy so its hard to tell. But he's at the toddler stage where he wants to fuck with everything. 

So he's actually kind of annoyed that I put his arms under the straps so he couldn't easily touch the strings. 

 @edbba727 I was soooo worried. Also I ended up on Twitter :( 

Gotta remember that status page for future reference! 

 @b92dcc07 I really like the idea of Murder Offset. It explains why carbon credits always seemed like such bullshit.

But I'd change the context. Instead of "paying a murderer not to murder", maybe "my wife and I have had 3 children, so we can murder one person for free".

Or maybe "I've paid someone to not have an abortion, so I can murder for free"?

But that really starts to muddy the original argument. But in a fun and morally confusing way! 

 @edbba727 aw shit. Sorry to hear it!