@Electric Pants :prince_dance:  @85f618bd >had an opportunity to say BOObs
>didn't 

 @Ricotta :windmilloffriendship: >inb4 the USA does something fucking retarded like everyone in the NG is suddenly going to Ukraine 

 @「セル」cell (سل) discord works fine for me so idk 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  KITTY! 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  Jesus fucking christ @ins0mniak 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  >girl math 
Please tell me that's not actually a thing? 
@ins0mniak 

 @ins0mniak I was a lot more petty. "Sure I'll come in on my day off for extra pay. If not, I'll see you Tuesday." @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  

 @ins0mniak >show up for work when scheduled 
>shift was canceled, but nobody bothered to fucking call me 
>show up and say that "hey, you didn't call me, and I came all the way here. I need to work so I make it worth the gas money."
>they relent
@Electric Pants :prince_dance:  

 @ins0mniak @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  Back of house is chill because as long as you do your job and aren't gross nobody really gives a shit. 

 @ins0mniak I was a dishwasher; boss man didn't care if I was listening to music as long as I wasn't on my phone or being unsafe or any of that shit. I was a general cook (it was a diner like place or w/e) a few times too @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  

 @ins0mniak @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  It's why I don't work in restaurants anymore, I always liked back of house better anyway. 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  >before service is rendered
lmao what? No that's fucking dumb 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  as a former waiter I understand but don't like it 

 @1b150101 especially because single dads are treated like predators and mommy is assumed to be the perfect angel and daddy is just an atm. 

 @1b150101 it's not perfect but maaaan. 

 @of nothing I do this with coffee, tea, and soda. I probably have 2 mugs and one open can I forgot about. @7fe79fc3 

 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  @1b150101 unfortunately women :coffee_cat: 

 @1b150101 there are times where I hate being a homo and then there's times like this I'm thankful for liking dick. 

 @Ricotta :windmilloffriendship: additionally, I doubt that truckers would think highly of her. 

 @zonk Zonk: I require help 
Mom: (APB to the sarafan network) 

 @zonk company: plz pay 
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