River also doesn’t rely on 3rd parties for infrastructure so I guess you’re both right and wrong at the same time 😂


Lulz


I have never asked for a donation but here it goes:

I host 4 relays now completely for free, they will always be free, on top of doing thousands of hours of open source work. I've never received a grant, I'm running purely on passion and principles here.

If you are enjoying my relays (WoT, Haven, Algo) - please consider making a donation to help cover the costs of my servers and bandwidth - the costs really add up 🫂🙏

/end e-begging


Thank you man I’m just sharing my shitposting sats with someone more deserving ❤


Swan is giving customers ~2 weeks to accept their new terms of service or their previous custodian Fortress will liquidate your bitcoin and mail you a check.

What a shitty move.


Efficient market hypothesis….
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Better question would be who doesn't


True. Invest in experiences and there is no greater and more rewarding experience then family with kid(s).


Man I’m so sorry to hear… Rest in peace ❤


lol telling  nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 to fuck off is beta.  You can hate on the guy all you want but you have to recognize him for what he is - the de-facto standard for secure hardware design. Also the block clock is dope but idk if you own one otherwise you'd know that.


The knock-off block clock is a joke because it's just a shitty copy with effectively no innovation.

... now my PlebClock is technically superior in every way but that's another topic. Also, remember when you said you wouldn't sue me? 😅 thx


Weird! Mothers being mothers apparently has an adverse impact on earning potential.  So unjust! /s


Another classic post from Vitalik was his April fools blog post attempt. Not only was it directionally right about bitcoin maximalism (while being intended to be a joke), he also took the chance to shit on bitcoiners for disliking seed oils because he's also smarter then you on this topic as well. I mean look at the guy, he's in such great shape! Almost like getting health advice from our current HHS director who doesn't even know what gender he/she/it is.

https://m.primal.net/MXKI.jpg https://m.primal.net/MXKO.webp


I wonder if Vitalik has solved the synthetic womb problem yet? He's so close to fixing inequality for mothers!

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

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Same way my neighbor used to argue with my all the time about bitcoin.  He spent more time trying to argue against bitcoin while knowing literally and i mean literally ZERO about bitcoin. Didn't know there was a supply cap, how it started, censorship resistance,  etc.. He knew NOTHING yet he was willing to go way out of his way to shit on it constantly and tell me how dumb it is.

Some people just bask in their own sheer retardedness.


https://m.primal.net/MEFO.jpg https://m.primal.net/MEFP.png


This video highlights two very important things:

- We are still very early
- MSM's credibility has never been lower and leads retail to the slaughterhouse with completely braindead analysis

https://m.primal.net/MEAS.mp4


Goooood morning fiat-nam!
https://m.primal.net/IYQu.mov


OMG I'M SO EXCITED SAMSON IS ANNOUNCING A POTENTIAL FUTURE ANNOUNCEMENT! DENNIS WOULD BE SO PROUD!!!!

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Trending quickly to zero against bitcoin


Thursday throwback.

Congrats to Charlie Lee you're an absolute legend for dumping all of your Litecoin in 2017 and claiming it was for the greater good of the ecosystem.  Legendary dump sir👏

https://m.primal.net/MCwP.webp
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YES


AWAITING YOUR 3 BITCOIN DONATION SIR


I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF NO ZAPS.


GOOD MORNING.

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO REMIND YOU OF DENNIS PORTERS PRE-ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED TODAY.  I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS ANNOUNCEMENT AND THE POTENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF FUTURE ANNOUNCEMENTS.

KINDLY SEND ME 3 BITCOIN IF YOU'D LIKE TO RECEIVE ADVANCED NOTICE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS.

KTHX


You know what i've never had Wagyu but now i have a 100k celebration idea - thank you


If there are capital gains on bitcoin i should also be able to claim purchasing power losses on my USD.


Gonna need a wellness check on ETH fans.

https://m.primal.net/MCKN.jpg

https://m.primal.net/MCKO.gif


What model?


My S19J had two hash board failures within a few months. Anyone have another suggestion around the $2k price point? Whatsminer?


Come on Lyn…. Nothing stops this train. 🚂 😂


ALL GAS, NO BRAKES.


Anyone have a contact at Etsy capable of unsuspending a store that was cancelled before it even started?  Will pay $1,000 in bitcoin for any inside contacts that can help.


You don’t have to like Larry Fink to acknowledge he caused a seismic shift for investors worldwide. I know several people who wouldn’t touch bitcoin until they saw papa Fink was in.


That's amazing. 🥰


I don’t think we’ll get a ton of resistance at 100k because this doesn’t seem like retail fomo. If this is nation state(s) buying they’re in a race now to accumulate and running into psychological barriers won’t be their issue. They’re trying to front run the potential of the United States stacking before them.


 ̶I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶r̶i̶s̶k̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶o̶i̶n̶.̶
It's too risky not to own bitcoin.


Not only are you dumb but you are delusional. If i had a sat for every person trying to shill me a shitcoin since 2013 i'd have a full bitcoin by now.  HFSP

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Some people who made my experience in bitcoin possible:

All you plebs . Yes, you. - A relentless swarm of toxic psychos unafraid to shake the hornets nest and hurt feelings. Huge amount of anon plebs have helped spread the message and not allowed people to get complacent with the status quo.

 nostr:npub13l3lyslfzyscrqg8saw4r09y70702s6r025hz52sajqrvdvf88zskh8xc2 - the first "analyst" i followed closely in 2013.

 nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx - uncompromising pleb. Matt embodies the fuck you ethos of bitcoin and commitment to building resources for the greater good of bitcoin.

 nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy - TFTC was a staple of information and entertainment that helped keep me informed and in-check.

 nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m - Absolute financial psycho and giga-brain. Running intellectual circles around wall street and they're still clueless

 nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs - Providing entertaining relatable insight. Some reason hearing things from hodl just make things click. Unique combo of brains, entertainer and educator. He's made the journey a lot more fun.

 nostr:npub1pyp9fqq60689ppds9ec3vghsm7s6s4grfya0y342g2hs3a0y6t0segc0qq - And giga-brain in development running circles around people 2-3x his age.

- Larry Fink - orange pilled the world. Thanks Papa Fink.

Countless others i can't remember.. it's been an 11 year journey. Thank you to everyone


It's a necessary part of the cycle. Hardly anyone enters the market at the bottom of a bear.


Under contract already here. 😂


You were right.

Let me say it one more time bitcoin fam - because you don't hear it enough.

YOU WERE RIGHT.  On top of that you all had balls of steel while everyone was out there panicking you all were buying like absolute psychos.

Enjoy the ride and remember you what you endured to get here.


Yea i don't doubt it - they did manage to jam a fuck load of garbage into the chain. Fortunately for us the incentives to keep doing that have died when the VC money dried up and retail doesn't care anymore.


New ATH's falling hourly and the mempool is out there just chugging along perfectly.

Not sure what happened to the ordinal fans  - either all broke by now or begging their VC daddies for another round of funds.

It's hard to describe how beautiful the engineering of bitcoin is.

https://m.primal.net/Lzmt.png


Somebody knows something.


Price your life in bitcoin.

Have something you don't need or enjoy anymore? Sell it immediately for bitcoin.  Turn your unloved junk into sats - it's modern alchemy.

Case in point earlier this year i decided i was ready to move on from a race car project. I lost the desire and time to complete.  I knew in order to sell it i'd have to take a big financial bath in USD. However, if i sold the car and converted it to bitcoin it took a stagnant depreciating asset and turned it into a monetary rocketship.  Right now the car i sold for a fire-sale price is up 118%.  What seemed like taking a big financial bath at the time really was just unlocking the potential of the asset by converting it to bitcoin.


Galaxy Research projected ~14bn of ETF inflows year one.  We're sitting at 53 billion total AUM right now in ETF's.  Not sure this a completely proper analysis as it already factors in what was under management with GBTC but even so... Blackrock alone has taken in over 17 billion alone.

https://m.primal.net/LwmD.jpg

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Sigh....


Could we please make telemarketing scams an instant felony?  I'm tired of getting multiple calls per day and absolutely no end in sight.


The next 4 years are going to be full of so many liberal tears. Trump has the potential to be a wrecking ball to the corrupt agencies who have been plaguing our country.  Poising our food, medicine, markets, minds, media, military, borders and policies with incompetent midwits.

Expose the FBI, CDC, FDA, SEC, CIA, etc..  Tear it all down, expose them all and help rebuild and restore the confidence for Americans.

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You know how we're pumping? I just bought a plane.

ᵃⁿ ʳᶜ ᵖˡᵃⁿᵉ


Not gonna lie today feels completely surreal. I feel like i'm still dreaming or someone is allowing me to use a cheat code on my simulation.

Is it just me?


This video always makes me wildly bullish. A real masterpiece by  nostr:npub1hrctsg2qwu5gsp65gvj29968z460g0th755jq92c8uaz620lewmq6qk525

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuMdj_FE_E&t=1s


MSM and celebrity influence are dead. So delightful


I'd like to issue a giant fuck you and goodbye to Obama.  I hope we never hear from you again you race baiting piece of shit


Are there any good videos that give a complete picture of Ross Ulbrichts sentence and all the shit that went down involving it?


What a surreal moment yet again for bitcoin. I cannot believe how far we have come and yet we've barely started.

Congrats to everyone here who had the balls to stick with it.  We're entering a new epoch - a tremendous political tailwind is now behind us and the future has never looked brighter.


Just a reminder.... Nothing stops this train... but another 4 years with Kamala is going to suck.

LETS FUCKING GO TRUMP!

https://m.primal.net/LtVe.jpg


Yea idk Gary's a fucking snake piece of shit. He had no choice with the ETH etf after he was basically forced to approve the bitcoin one. Guy has zero credibility


Quite clear to see the "ultra-sound money" narrative was a delusion only enjoyed by the tech bros who larp'd as caring about ETH's monetary policy. Wall Street called their bluff and many tech bros still in disbelief that nobody wants to buy their trash ran by a bunch of fucking nerd technocrats that make the federal reserve leadership look almost competent.

There is no second best.

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Celebrating a near ATH with all my friends who listened to my bitcoin advice for the past 11 years.

Just kidding most all of them sold a bottom or took a double-digit gain and never looked back.

Can't wait for the comments about how lucky i got soon.

https://m.primal.net/Llsl.gif


Bitcoin is ~4% away from it's all-time high and Etherium is ~80% away.


Wall Street execs out there still acting like they ride the short bus to the office when Saylor has given them the literal cheat code. No need to go bonkers like Saylor but when companies are sitting on 75 billion dollars of cash it would probably be prudent to take a single-digit position in bitcoin rather then literally light the money on fire with buybacks. Still early.

https://m.primal.net/LlCp.png

https://m.primal.net/LlCq.png


good morning my beautiful

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Just to follow up with my own thread. I'll keep who suggested it private but someone gave me a lead on using Discover for a HELOC. Tentatively approved just waiting for underwriting to review my docs - they're reviewing me for $300k (max amt) for 30 years @ 6.650% APR.  I'll likely cover whatever isn't provided by this 300k by direct corn sales but it should substantially lower cap gains sales and delay corn sales as much as possible.

Thanks to everyone who chimed in with suggestions.


Not looking to commit tax fraud.


yes and yes


Good advice. No 401k here but helpful.


gm - finance friday time.

I need help. I feel like this type of talk goes largely undiscussed due to the taboo of potentially selling bitcoin but maybe this helps someone else out in a similar situation too so why not make it public.

I'm buying some land  to develop and now in a 30 day due-dilligence period. I have 30 days to figure out the best way to finance the deal without selling corn and incurring a big cap gains bill at the end of the year.

The down payment needed represents a single digit percentage of corn holdings.  My first purchase in 11 years of holding and the property is where my daughter will be going to school for the next 13 years.

I own another home which i am not selling (yet) and i have no mortgage either - this house is worth slightly more then the down payment i need to come up with.

So my problem right now is plenty of assets and a lack of lenders to borrow from. My primary bank won't even do HELOC's (Chase).  Lenders like Ledn.io charge about 13.4% to get just a 12 month loan. There are a couple other "crypto" mortgage lenders out there but seem too unproven to trust.

Any other creative ideas i'm missing to use OPM (other peoples money) to finance the deal to avoid the cap gains?


Tough to swallow ~14% APR AND counterparty risk.  Best case scenario bitcoin far outperforms the APR and your lender doesn't go broke. Worst case scenario? Lender blows up and you lose all your collateral.


"Never sell your bitcoin!" they say

Also, no good lending products actually seem to exist?
https://m.primal.net/LfbA.jpg


Wen cheap bitcoin backed loans?  We have to be close...


I feel like we have to be close to this


Why are bitcoin backed loans still so expensive when there is almost no default risk with a proper multi-party, multi-sig setup?

Paying ~13% plus a 2% origination fee is crazy. We need more lenders.


Bitcoin is doing well. How well? I'm going to look at some property tomorrow. 😅


Omega candle has been canceled. Elon just called and said prepare the starship candle, screw the moon, we’re taking this shit to mars. 😂


Share many sentiments. Was kicked out my own house as a teenager and told i was going to be a garbageman, laughed at the idea of my business when telling people about it, people dismissed bitcoin, was told i shouldn't sell all my stonks and keep it all with a HNWI  firm, shamed for not taking the vax, etc..

My greatest successes in life have all been a joke to others.

If they could only see me now.

https://m.primal.net/LVop.webp


gm. You guys smell that? Nothing better than the smell of number go up in the morning.

https://m.primal.net/LVhE.gif


Anyone going to Petit LeMans? Come say hi if you see me, shouldn't be too hard to spot.

https://m.primal.net/LSTX.jpg


WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK 58k GANG!!!


Unstable finances, bad marriage, mental health, alcohol. That’s my parents excuses at least.


The bitcoin gods laugh at our expectations.

Slumptober is here.


These are the slave drivers of the 21st century.  The IMF is just another corrupt organization doing everything in it's power to maintain the dollar hegemony by getting countries drunk with fiat.

Make no mistake these people fucking hate you they just say it with a bunch of word salad to turn countries and it's citizens into indentured slaves.

Bitcoin or slavery.  Choose one.

https://m.primal.net/LKva.mp4


THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN MOMENTS AFTER BEING SEEK IN THE PARK DRESSED UP AS A NINJA. SWORN TESTIMONY HAS BEEN RECEIVED FROM ALL 4 YEAR OLDS AT THE PARK CONFIRMING SATOSHI PROVED IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF MAGIC POWERS
https://m.primal.net/LKIX.gif


BREAKING: PHOTO OF SATOSHI NAKAMOTO HAS EMERGED FROM THE HBO DOCUMENTARY

https://m.primal.net/LKIJ.png


Test test


Uptober has been cancelled in favor of Missletober. More pointless killing enabled by fiat. Fuck.


Slumptember is gone.

Uptober is here.

gm


How smart OG's have kept their coin:

- Ignore people making price predictions
- Laugh at TA charts
- Every price prediction model will be destroyed
- It's not about getting rich fast, it's about not getting poor slowly (USD dilution inevitability)
- Don't make leveraged bets
- Don't bet against bitcoin
- Self custody, treat your bitcoin like it's worth 100x what you paid as it will be on a long enough timescale

Short story: I sold a company in 2013 - did pretty well. That company has probably since double/tripled its revenues and is easily worth 2-4x what it was when i sold it (probably more as sole ownership has more discretion to shop VC's).

Guess who won?  Me. I invested almost 100% of the proceeds i didn't need to live into bitcoin and i'm up way more then 2-3x.

I have since started a new company in 2018 and I only slightly regret the capital outflow required to start (low 6 figs). That 2018 seed money is now probably worth closer to 1mm if i would have invested it into bitcoin.  Although i'm slightly glad as my business after 4 years of making zero money is finally able to almost 100% sustain my families lifestyle from business revenues.

Bitcoin has radically transformed my life but only because i maintained a relative low time preference and didn't listen to the bears or bull-tards.  And a word to the wise the bull-tards are far more dangerous then the bears. They incentivize degen behavior and make people wreckless in  hopes of quick riches.  Bears help fortify your convictions and are in for the long haul because they understand how the game works. Bull-tards will pump normies full of ridiculous expectations and then people will rage-quit when expectations fall short because timing short term moves in markets is impossible.

tl;dr  gm. 🙃


Uptober or Hawktober?


WEN GERDIRRA  nostr:npub1excellx58e497gan6fcsdnseujkjm7ym5yp3m4rp0ud4j8ss39js2pn72a

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I do. I just usually check price on Coinbase


Numbers going up and now coinbase isn't working for me. I'm sure Gensler will be looking into this soon. /s

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Keynesian suicide bomber


Fiat games in China intensify including helicopter money. 🙃

https://m.primal.net/LCgU.png


It's TA.  Testicular Arousal


That was fun but ultimately not really a money making experiment just fun to play with lightning


I stack daily even though i'm cash broke.  The "problem" with being around for 10 years in bitcoin is I already went all-in.


Starting to get the tingly balls sensation. My nut-dar is giving me bitcoin signals.


Just checked and my 4-year old has bought bitcoin 581 times on River (monthly DCA moved to daily DCA).


Do you have a minute to talk about your vehicles extended warranty?


nostr:npub1kkexr9d6lgtmd37tuqgqk2gcas79u95vun6qxd77wm6swt70qjnsek7348 is the Chris Hansen of crypto scammers.


Can't wait to get some of dat Jamie Dimon bitcoin yield! /s

https://m.primal.net/KupK.jpg


And my absolute favorite risk-free yield red flag of all....

https://m.primal.net/KuoA.png


gm. the yield is currency dilution.


Your CoinLoan yields are 100% risk free*!

* from withdrawals

https://m.primal.net/KunQ.png


Take advantage of Nexo's high yield risk-free rates!

https://m.primal.net/KunO.jpg


Does he still have the tattoo?


Risk free yield so crazy i just bought this $10,000 track suit and 3 million dollars in watches! GET ON BOARD THE HEX TRAIN FOR RISK FREE YIELD!!! #HEXICAN

https://m.primal.net/Kumr.jpg


Sorry to hear. I almost lost over 200k in Gemini when i parked some cash there in stablecoin yields. Touched the stove, barely escaped.


You can trust your funds with this humble yield farmer!

https://m.primal.net/Kumj.webp


Voyager Digital. You're not gonna believe these risk-free yields!

https://m.primal.net/Kumb.jpg


BlockFi rocketship! GET ON BOARD! RISK FREE YIELD!

https://m.primal.net/KumW.jpg


Risk-free savant reporting for duty!
https://m.primal.net/KumJ.png


Hey-hey-heeyyyyyyy!!!! Wassaas-wassa-wassa RISK FREE YIELD!!! MMMM-MMM NO NO NO !!!!!

https://m.primal.net/Kuly.jpg


Banks are not your friends! Wanna try some of my risk-free yield?!

https://m.primal.net/Kulu.jpg


Basically risk free!

https://m.primal.net/Kulo.jpg


Let's do this, double-time yield generation!

https://m.primal.net/Kuli.webp


Risk-free yield army reporting for duty, sir!
https://m.primal.net/Kulh.jpg


80 IQ maxi pleb hot take:

Bitcoin doesn't have a yield. Fixed cap assets don't generate native yield but they can extract yield from broken fiat currencies often with huge counterparty risk.

https://m.primal.net/Kuji.jpg


When the shit hits the fan, bitcoin is where you want to be.

https://m.primal.net/KtuL.png


Nature is healing.
https://m.primal.net/KtJQ.png


0.040 ETHBTC was a critical support level. Broke down first time since 2021.


Congrats on this. Seriously.

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Jesse Powell the former founder of Kraken

https://m.primal.net/Knsn.jpg


Jesse?


Coinbases shitcoin business model is basically this:

https://m.primal.net/KnrU.mp4

https://x.com/coinbase/status/1834208544247144949


Wait until you read about Vitalik and his fetish for synthetic wombs.


ETH fanbois still confused that the future of finance turned out to actually be the future of casinos for nerds that were smarter then you.

https://m.primal.net/Knkm.jpg


Link if anyone’s got it


Just got a call from Larry Fink he said thanks for the bitcoin


24 hr price action +2%.  Sometimes you take what you can get

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Sick. OG boating club member 😂


I gotta get you into the club too. If inclined DM me an address and i'll send them your way


Agreed. Also next time you're on his yacht eating fancy burgers tell him you have this austic rabbit internet guy who has a boating club coaster for him. 🫡


Should say print now or print later but I get it 😂


One of the oddly formidable moments of my bitcoin journey has been explaining bitcoin to my father in law and what makes good money. He fell asleep mid conversation.

Mind you I met him pre-teen, saw me go from a college dropout loser living in his basement to someone who started a business and with zero family help made a successful exit with more money then he’s made in his entire life+++.

But bitcoin was still too fringe. He still doesn’t get it - but some of his friends convinced him silver was a great investment. 🤷🏻♂


Batshit crazy club checking in. Mainstream sheeple are exhausting.


Do it if your heart is in it


Elons out there pumping shitcoins again. This time retail is so broke the price hasn't moved at all.

- https://m.primal.net/KhvK.png


Bitcoin markets breathe. Fiat markets exist on permanent life support.


Calling all autists!


I've always wanted a proper arcade cabinet to play old games. Bought plans from someone and didn't like them so i'm designing it from scratch myself. This is going to be wall mounted with french cleats, made from plywood with a walnut veneer.

Lots of stuff not modeled yet but just trying to get the basic geometry right so i can laser cut cardboard to make a scale model for ergonomics.

https://m.primal.net/KgyS.png


You've heard of the mythical Omega candle, now let me introduce you to the Doomega Candle.

https://m.primal.net/KfSm.jpg


ditto. bitcoin is now part of wall street and their games - i believe with futures markets they're able to put the price through the meat grinder and extract as much value as possible until they can't


lol all your models (and fantasies) will be destroyed


Wow color me surprised another surveillance tool founded by  nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


Buckle up


Volatility++

It’s almost like we’ve seen this playbook before. 🤔
https://m.primal.net/KdDG.jpg


We shall meet again old friend…

nostr:note1xggjzy66juwrzxy50r7t2wwp7r3y7gq6mmu5dxe9rtuykrx82ftqszyadk


Nostr is freedom tech.

cc: all citizens of Brazil 🇧🇷


Rate cuts practically explained.

https://m.primal.net/KVKY.jpg


lol k

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The globalists hate Elon's X so bad they've decided to attack him by attempting to freeze funds of his other unrelated companies.

Not your keys, not your cheese.

Bitcoin fixes this.

https://m.primal.net/KUBd.png


Communists


New meme dropped. "InTeLlEctUalLy ShOrt BiTcOin"

https://m.primal.net/KRzI.png

https://m.primal.net/KRzJ.png

https://x.com/MartyBent/status/1828771475408756969


Ah i got it.  Congrats again.


It seems like you're throwing away all of the sweat equity you've built with WBD.  Why not find a new host and let them re-invent the podcast with a fresh perspective? You've built a pretty big audience - hard to believe someone just shutting it down at this point.

Best of luck with new show - would love to see WBD live on with fresh ideas and content.


We're headed down the same path of Zimbabwe and the unsustainable debt spiral is already here.

Meanwhile. in America....

"Did you catch the game last night?"

https://m.primal.net/KRaO.jpg


Hello old friend

nostr:note1xug254qfts7hl6z0m9dkefgyw95nsw9vlp73p9q0k8k8n6h3pltqrd36em


This thing has probably saved me $2.000 over the past 4 years. Kitchen sink seems to get clogged up like twice a year. Takes me ~30 minutes to break this out and snake it out. Beats paying for a plumber

https://m.primal.net/KPfb.png


@jack you gonna vote for Trump or are you still on the woke commies team?


Elon is actively fighting some countries requests as opposed to the censorship regime @jack ran while selling out the American public’s interest. I think a lot of people forget how bad Jack was as the CEO. Guy fucking censored the active president of the United States because the long end of the woke dick was so far up his ass.


Every social media platform CEO should be shaking in their boots. Zuckerberg, Musk, etc they're coming for you.


Vitalik, Ethereum Foundation and the general publics response to the narrative


ETH flippening underway.

https://m.primal.net/KOKW.gif


Just checking in on the status of the latest ETH narrative this past weekend:

https://m.primal.net/KOKJ.gif


https://m.primal.net/KOFf.webp

And today NPC's happily accept +8% annual inflation.


Sorry to hear Nico. Huge bummer the commies at YouTube/Google hate freedom. Excited to see what your next move is - every challenge opens a new opportunity


BTC vs ETH

Fix the money, fix the world. vs I got butthurt playing World of Warcraft.


The longer you're involved in bitcoin, the more you make this face when you see people attempting technical analysis.

https://m.primal.net/KJjd.gif


sir but what about my tattoo

https://primal.net/e/note1nmdv2w3js623etw5q0yjn96jjcrakzdezzaa3hq0py57aws4fq0qg4z6ch


https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1826602091324080177?s=46
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How rude


Consider yourself lucky. At least you don't live with Kitler.

https://m.primal.net/KHGO.webp


We shall meet again old friend…

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There's not a lot of policy issues i can think of that make me go "i'll leave the country if that happens" but any attempt at taxing unrealized capital gains and i'm out.

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Just got a new tattoo guys hope this one ages well.

https://m.primal.net/KGbU.jpg


Yea that is a struggle - fortunately i have my warehouse to work in so that's a huge help


nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev always delivering under appreciated commentary. ❤


Wow looks like an oscilloscope level of complexity. I’m gonna put it on the list when I get bored of making sawdust. So many hobbies so little time. Right now im back to blue collar hobbies as I still find an immense amount of satisfaction building things.


Would love a radio recommendation


Gotten a bit bored of cars lately and decided to take up some woodworking. First project was building this router table from scratch. Integrated cyclone / vacuum system with 3 dust collection points (blast gate controlled). Really enjoyed the process. Designing a mobile miter station next. #woodworking
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USB-C master race rise up!


I've declared war in my home. A war on anything that is not USB-C powered. Micro USB, lightning, etc can all go into the bin. If it's not USB-C it's on the chopping block.

First world problems .


gm 58k stablecoin fanz


Keep an eye out at Costco it’s oddly where I found it last for a great discount


Every 5k move up I buy a special bottle. 75k next stop


Try some Vega Sicilia Unico sometime if you want a baller wine https://www.vivino.com/wines/1520027

Wife is a som, best wine I’ve ever had.


She’s thicc 🤤


Setup your zap wallet so i can zap you.


Heck yea thanks for the recipe definitely going to try it this fall.


I don’t like shrimp which is probably why I’ve never tried it but chicken and sausage are 👌🏻


Now I want to try chili on the BGE.


Honestly never have had jambalaya but that shit looks delicious.  Just chicken for protein?


Issuing demands to the 500 relay hosts and pursuing domain cancellations is an insanely high bar vs issuing a single letter to Twitter corporate headquarters. That isn’t even taking into consideration private relays or the fact that Nostr is open source and will improve. Nostr isn’t perfect but its design makes it 1000x harder to effectively censor.


Not practical to issue notices to every relay operator. Centralized corporations make 1000x easier targets.


Governments across the world attacking centralized corporate ran social media will absolutely accelerate under increased authoritarian behavior.

Nostr is immune to the authoritarians requests. Choose rules, not rulers. Live freely, Nostriches.
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Welcome 🤝


Omega candle canceled. 58k forever!
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At $59,000 the US Govs 200,000 bitcoin isn't even worth 12 billion dollars.

If spent it will cover~1.2 days of current deficit spending.


What type of rookie numbers are these GS? What else are you going to buy? Bonds? 🙃
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Disturbing unsubstantiated rumors about Swan right now. If you’re a customer protect any funds not in self custody immediately.


Nostr makes me feel good.

Twitter makes me depressed.

But i still go back to twitter because it's hard not to watch the train wreck in progress and doom-scrolling is a drug.

I need to do better


More unique insight Samson, less Omega candle Samson plz


Still got your pins at my desk at home in the green crate 🥰


Admittedly the 58k meme is getting a little old but lets also remember how we use to meme shitpost about 9k ~4 years ago and now we're over 5x. Bitcoin is boring until it isn't. Stay humble, post memes.

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GOD DAMNIT 58K GANG YOU HAD ONE JOB!

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Consolidate ventures to the ones that are most meaningful to you. Don't burn yourself out, spend more time with the fam.


COME ON 58K GANG WE GOT THIS!

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For the ladies
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gm. 58k reunion soon fam.


Haha yea crypto, bitcoin what's the difference anyway?!

I'm going to have a fucking aneurism. It's like gold and fools gold. One is credible, the rest are basically affinity scams.

I'm definitely not triggered here. /s

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You don't really need to work hard to orange pill people once they realize the status-quo from the establishment is to rob them blind.

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I shitpost because it's cheaper than therapy.


All the 49k sellers watching the price right now like...

https://m.primal.net/Josm.webp


https://m.primal.net/JoqM.jpg

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gm. how's everyones morning?

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Do you guys hear it? The brrrr’ing is getting louder by the second. Buckle up. Shits gonna get wild


Omega candle canceled. 58k forever!
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Guy is still as dumb as a rock.


What do you mean cash is a liability that has been debasing at roughly  ~7% for the past 3 years or so. I guess it’s not as much of a risk as it is a guaranteed loss


277 billion dollars of fiat cuckbucks which can be printed infinitely and 0 bitcoin. That’s how early we are.
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I feel like most people have no idea how mega-bullish this awful financial backdrop is for bitcoin right now.  Volatility is likely to increase substantially from here but i believe mostly to the upside. It's like this 4-year cycle thing keeps repeating itself....


GIF fail


Don’t worry guys the fed is gonna come in and save us!
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they still have no idea

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gm. current status of global markets rn

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ONCE YOU POP YOU CANT STOP


Want


You know what feels really good right now? Zero stonks. 100% bitcoin. Irresponsibly long since 2019 (liquidated all non bitcoin positions)


I just YOLO’d on these Pringles Croc boots. Become ungovernable (also unfuckable unless you’re married) 😂

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debt spiral. 100bn in 2 days now. 35.1 trillion. zero effort to curtail an existential crisis except from Lummis although I fear that will be too little too late.

prepare.


Post a meme, get a zap.  Go!

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i like nostr.

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Time accelerates


Anyone have a link to the Nostr panel at bitcoin conf?  I don't see it posted on the BM YouTube channel


So true.


I can only imagine the chatter now in DC about the bitcoin Trump proposed to use as a strategic reserve.

"Gee this bitcoin thing just keeps going up in value forever guys and Trump likes it! What should we do?!"

"SELL IT ALL!!!"

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Gm and happy $35,000,000,000,000 of national debt

Thank god for bitcoin ❤


I dunno some OnlyFans fan


Elaborate please. Bitcoin conference to me is usually a miss of expectations but interested in specifics


After a little reflection about tonight’s speech from Trump I realized something - I’m wrong.

Politicians need us more than we need them.

Let that sink in.

Presidential candidates are pandering to bitcoin. Even though the content of Trumps speech was subpar his campaign recognized the strategic importance of making sure they appeal to an audience who is growing exponentially in donation /economic power - and this is just the beginning.

Tonight truly mark another shift in bitcoins history. From magic internet money to a significant national concern of monetary stability and health.

Ladies and gentlemen, bitcoin is winning. ❤


I think some people like Cynthia Lummis and Dennis Porter seem to be making substantial progress


Thank you Cynthia Lummis for providing some actual hope for bitcoiners. Let’s fucking go with the bitcoin reserve bill! ❤

Let the game theory games roll baby!


BREAKING: TRUMP IS STILL TOTALLY CLUELESS ABOUT BITCOIN AND HIS SPEECH WRITER IS EQUALLY INCOMPETENT


This speech is so bad we've dumped $2,000 in the process.


Amen. Whoever wrote this speech should be fired. Absolute dogshit


That's a generous way to describe a total flop of a speech and blown opportunity


Awful speech so far.


Yes


Sir your spelling of bullish is sus


Seeing  nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx up there before Trump and the special mystery guest smiling ear-to-ear is making me bullish.


Wow Richard Heart got in shape!
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I mean conference pump? Or conference crab?

Look guys i have no idea what the hell is going on.

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Today, WhiteRabbit is announcing he has purchased $0 worth of ETH. And effective immediately, we are once again adopting a zero shitcoin strategy.

Learn more about our #Bitcoin Strategic Reserve here:

https://m.primal.net/Jdvu.webp


Tis true. Need low time preference for greatness


For what it’s worth you helped me stay the course.  Your content online has probably been 1000x more productive then trying to find an in person audience who is receptive. Orange pilling is thankless work mostly because it’s never immediate gratification, it’s planting seeds that will later sprout.


Who’s ready for the conference dump? 🙋🏻♂


Immunity from corporate and state overlords to control narratives, speech, and destroy my privacy with KYC requirements.


Spot settled means it should be physical bitcoin in Coinbases custody. Although last i checked we have no way to audit what they hold. There's definitely a transparency issue with a majority of the ETF's.


BLACKROCK BUYS OVER HALF A BILLION DOLLARS OF BITCOIN YESTERDAY.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ɢᴏᴇs ᴅᴏᴡɴ.

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Bro the struggle is real…


Not only is bitcoin still up unlike some of the big banks, but it's unfairly cheap right now too.

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gm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuRBU8UVhDU


“It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on. If enough people think the same way, that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.”

Game theory ftw


Appears to be at the PA trump rally


RFK's request for secret service was finally approved and the director of the USSS has hand picked the lead agent to protect him. https://m.primal.net/JRzX.jpg


POWELL: IF THE FED WAITS FOR INFLATION TO GET TO 2% TO CUT IT HAS WAITED TOO LONG

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Goooood morning fiat-nam!
https://m.primal.net/IYQu.mov


Knotsritch


TRUMP 2024

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Omega candle canceled. 58k forever!
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gm. Screw the omega candle. I'll settle for a few modest Auf Wiedersehen candles.

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Stack the dip or else...

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My other favorite thing about boomers is this mentality:

“It’s too hard and we don’t want to understand so we’ll just stop moving and demand everything accommodate us.”

IDK why so many boomers have normalized the ossification of their brain especially around retirement.  It's quite disappointing


tfw bitcoin bitcoin is on temporary sale

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Spaß daran haben, arm zu bleiben
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Fritz Dumpencoin fur Wurthlessviat

58k gang unphased

gm


Consolidation time. ://m.primal.net/JLFq.png iod.


Damn bro are you trying to make me cry


The hardest part about being a bearish TA infloo-encer on Twitter is calling your parents to tell them you're gay, and broke.


“Bitcoin isn’t a store of value.”

You’re right. Bitcoin is a long term multiplier of value. You got me.


Holding bitcoin isn't a walk in the park - it's a financial rodeo.


Don't be stupid. Play the long game.

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Feels like just yesterday when i was on Twitter arguing with these people. Where have they all gone? AI pivot?

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Who had these things in the 80's and why can i still smell them everytime i see a picture?

https://m.primal.net/JGlE.webp


Really weird way to say you want a visit from the secret service / homeland security  nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp

https://x.com/lopp/status/1808202755309248886


Ah yea that's much better


Please tell me this isn't for the RX7 😂


Personally? I am triggered.


This shit is so embarrassing.  Frauds. We're ruled by total frauds.

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I still doomscroll through Twitter ocassionally and yea, it hasn't got any better


The privacy part can and will be improved.  Open source programmable money has no gatekeepers or limitations on creative 2nd and 3rd layers.


Pack it up boys the influencers on Twitter say bitcoin has peaked because Peter Thiel says we hit the ceiling. /s

Lmao like are you shitting me do you really not understand anything happening with our financial system. We peaked? Fiat is fixed? We have totally sustainable debt we’re going to fix with….. with… what? Monetary debasement. That’s what.


Imagine you're on the beach and you look out to see a 100 ft tsunami coming at you but you turn around and sell your lifeboat to another guy on the beach to get some cash.  That's what bitcoin sellers are doing right now.


Who do you think the dumbest billionaire alive is and why do you think his name is https://m.primal.net/JBGC.png Mark Cuban?


... and then they never goto the theater to see them because they are in a perpetual state of broke. Financially broke and mentally broke


Or just moderate sun exposure


"We're going to the pool!"

"Yay, i'll grab the toxic industrial sunscreen sludge to lather our child up with to protect them from the sunshines vitamin D!"


Man sometimes the worst thing about being right is it takes the NPC's years to figure it out and you rarely ever get acknowledgement for taking a rash of shit and standing your ground despite.

The last 4 years especially have felt like i am living in some awful simulation and its tiring to feel like you're constantly swimming upstream.

And it's not just bitcoin/financial related.  It's health, it's politics, it's parenting, etc.. I just find most people are so incredibly unrelatable and a lot of the old friends we have i can't say how i really feel about almost anything without upsetting peoples feelings.

Anyway, happy Friday. At least i have fuck you money.


gm https://m.primal.net/JAxR.jpg


Fiat is designed to work against you. Bitcoin is designed to work for you.


https://m.primal.net/IzzM.jpg https://m.primal.net/IzzO.webp Few.


Apathy and greed are a powerful combination.

Bitcoin isn't just rat poison, it's retard retardant.


After the SEC lost the decade long legal battle against bitcoin this seems to be their best form of offense - make all shitcoins a "commodity", let consumers absolutely wreck themselves with obvious scams, then try to rugpull the entire industry claiming consumer safety.

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Seems to be the plan. We are ruled by literal retards.


The scale and volume of fuckups at the SEC to allow this to happen is monumental.  Congrats on this, seriously.

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Is Trudeau finished?


Assange is free. Almost 2,000 days in jail and even escaped a blood thirsty Clinton. Hallelujah

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Oh no worries here I have a very comfortable life I appreciate it though


Guys it’s over. I just got a call and all the central banks agreed they won’t debase their currencies anymore. They even gave me a pinky promise. Time to sell your bitcoin according to the…

- Federal Reserve System
- European Central Bank
- Bank of Japan
- Bank of England
- Swiss National Bank
- Bank of Canada
- Reserve Bank of Australia
- Reserve Bank of New Zealand
- People's Bank of China
- Reserve Bank of India
- Bank of Russia
- Central Bank of Brazil
- South African Reserve Bank
- Bank of Mexico
- Central Bank of Argentina
- Bank of Korea
- Central Bank of Chile
- Central Bank of Turkey
- Central Bank of Egypt
- Central Bank of Indonesia
- Central Bank of Malaysia
- Central Bank of Thailand
- Central Bank of the Philippines
- Central Bank of Nigeria
- Central Bank of the United Arab Emirates
- Central Bank of Saudi Arabia
- Central Bank of Kuwait
- Central Bank of Qatar
- Central Bank of Oman
- Central Bank of Bahrain
- Central Bank of Jordan
- Central Bank of Lebanon
- Central Bank of Israel
- Central Bank of Pakistan
- Central Bank of Bangladesh
- Central Bank of Sri Lanka
- Central Bank of Peru
- Central Bank of Colombia
- Central Bank of Venezuela
- Central Bank of Ecuador
- Central Bank of Bolivia
- Central Bank of Paraguay
- Central Bank of Uruguay
- Central Bank of Costa Rica
- Central Bank of Guatemala
- Central Bank of Honduras
- Central Bank of Nicaragua
- Central Bank of Panama
- Central Bank of Jamaica
- Central Bank of Trinidad and Tobago
- Central Bank of Barbados
- Central Bank of Guyana
- Central Bank of Suriname
- Central Bank of Haiti
- Central Bank of the Dominican Republic
- Central Bank of Cuba
- Central Bank of the Bahamas
- Central Bank of Belize
- Central Bank of El Salvador
- Central Bank of Angola
- Central Bank of Mozambique
- Central Bank of Kenya
- Central Bank of Tanzania
- Central Bank of Uganda
- Central Bank of Rwanda
- Central Bank of Ethiopia
- Central Bank of Zimbabwe
- Central Bank of Zambia
- Central Bank of Malawi
- Central Bank of Botswana
- Central Bank of Namibia
- Central Bank of Ghana
- Central Bank of Cameroon
- Central Bank of Ivory Coast (Côte d'Ivoire)
- Central Bank of Senegal
- Central Bank of Mauritius
- Central Bank of Seychelles
- Central Bank of Mauritania
- Central Bank of Gabon
- Central Bank of Burkina Faso
- Central Bank of Guinea
- Central Bank of Sierra Leone
- Central Bank of Liberia


E̶n̶d̶ t̶h̶e̶ f̶e̶d̶.
Outcompete the fed.


sorry can't talk too much about business prefer to be anon


Me too. I still DCA $10 daily to my daughters savings though.  11 years of bitcoin stacking for me i'm not mad i'm fiat broke just a little upset i'm not generating more income from my biz


PSA: Got that sinking feeling in your gut about the bitcoin price?  That's a buy signal.  Use it.


Was looking forward to the fam reunion


already am

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current mood

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gm
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is the 58k gang gonna have a reunion soon? me thinks so


Want to hear a joke? Governments are selling bitcoin and replacing it with fiat currency they can endlessly produce at zero cost. 🥁


Microstrategy adds almost 12,000 more bitcoin to their treasury and the market responds with 🦗


Update:
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Buy bitcoin and have a fire on the beach. This is investment advice.
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Mark Cuban is one of the dumbest billionaires alive. Unironic he's voting for democrats.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/04/mark-cuban-on-the-value-of-bitcoin.html


Mark Cuban is very concerned about climate change. He also loooves his private jet collection.

https://m.primal.net/IpGr.png

https://simpleflying.com/mark-cuban-private-jet-collection/


Academia has conditioned midwits to be retarded:

- we can change genders at will (especially adolescent children)
- war is good
- endless debt has no consequences
- crime is ok
- capitalism is bad

If you’re not betting against the establishment at this point you’re literally retarded.


It’s not just that it looks awful. But it’s cool if you want to make doodles on your body for eternity nobody is judging/s


R u from space


I’ve learned as an adult sometimes being called retarded is the highest compliment one can receive.


Yep.


I’ve seen this thousands of tattoos on the beach this week my 4 year old could have done better. It’s hard to believe all the awful shit people want to put on their bodies but to each their own.


All your privacy are belong to the government.  Something still doesn't add up with the Samourai situation. Don't trust, verify.

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Vibes
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I ❤ nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a. Thank you for your amazing research and insight.  Forever grateful 🙏🏻


Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Don't Get Fucked By Your Government or Central Banks Cash System


Buy Bitcoin and go fly a kite. This is investment advice.
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Goooood morning fiat-nam!
https://m.primal.net/IYQu.mov


We’re at the state where people just solely look at ETF flows and wonder why it’s not dictating all price action.


https://ebeachwagon.com/collections/all/products/the-woodie-beach-wagon I fit 5 chairs, 2 coolers, a 4 year old, endless toys, 2 tents all in the wagon since we have to walk about 150 yards from the house over the scorching dunes. Expensive? Yes. Worth it though especially with a child and a couple 70 year olds


Currently building sand castles 🫡


nostr:npub1excellx58e497gan6fcsdnseujkjm7ym5yp3m4rp0ud4j8ss39js2pn72a is this the Godzilla candle you’ve been talking about? 😂


I see the shitcoiners are out today this fine Friday


I never sold any of my bitcoin since  starting buying in 2013. I have a secret.

I was rich. I had a 130k townhouse, drove a 10 year old F150 and spent far less than I made. I wasn’t making fuck you money I just lived conservatively and never worried about status.

Moral of the story? Stay humble, stack sats.


For the record i didn't coin this i can't remember who did it just stuck with me.


If you would have invested $4,054 10 years ago you’d have 6.15 bitcoin today or roughly the median price of a home in the US.


Who's ready to liquidate some shorts?

https://m.primal.net/IZkx.jpg


 nostr:npub13l3lyslfzyscrqg8saw4r09y70702s6r025hz52sajqrvdvf88zskh8xc2 is an OG gangster. Anytime he speaks i listen even if it's with Pedro. Tuur's research is hugely responsible for me liquidating all my stonks and going all bitcoin in 2019.  Can't wait to listen

https://www.whatbitcoindid.com/podcast/the-bitcoin-powered-revolution


I don’t know how many people remember all the public psychopathic stacking we did back in the day on Bitcoin Twitter but looking at my cash app history through the hundreds and hundreds of stacks makes me proud to see stuff like these nice 20x gains
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nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs prophecy is alive and well.


"Yes, what i'm trying to tell you is that your house, your stocks and even your dollar are trending to zero against bitcoin."

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Based follow 🥰


Pen15 club unlocked


Followed. Setup your lightning wallet you nincompoop


I need to do a better job following more based plebs. Please respond below 🙏🏻


Wait until they also realize they’re understanding of Bitcoin has been wrong for over a decade and it cost them generational wealth by listening the brainless expert class


ngl feeling pretty "lucky" right now


oh hey look 70k again

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My favorite part of this is also the cognitive dissonance i receive when i explain why my personal scoreboard is so high.  Others don't want to believe it was due to calculated decisions based on simple realities that just required an extended low-time preference.

I still get the "Oh i wouldn't do that. Oh that's too risky. etc"  Simple sad fact is a lot of people see the scoreboard but then fall right back into their NPC/lemming mindset where they allow the legacy "expert" class to steer them back into a place of comfort because it's where the herd is at.

But it is a great point. Financial markets provide an absolute objective measure of success and how right you are. I just wish it wasn't so fucking hard when you give other people the cheat code on a golden platter then fail to recognize it.


Yes


Goooood morning fiat-nam!
https://m.primal.net/IYQu.mov


Happy Friday you sly dogs, you.

https://m.primal.net/IUGj.mp4


How does one perform the intellectual gymnastics to pitch ETH over BTC?

"Yea it's just like bitcoin except no credible monetary policy! And you can do more stuff with it!"

"Wait, no monetary policy?"

"Nah. They're just fucking around with it to find out what works best. They've changed policies like 4 or 5 times i dunno who's even keeping track.  Have I told you about the Splurge yet?"

"Uh that's weird are there like any insiders to this ETH thing? I know bitcoin didn't have a big pre-sale or investors was ETH founded the same way?"

"Well they sold something like 72 million ETH pre-genesis block but it was all to like banks, devs and other corporations who control a large portion of the infrastructure now. idk it's not really a big deal"

"Wow ok that's... different. Kinda sounds a lot like a security"

"Nah man think of it like a commodity. Except the name is trademarked, the supply cap and distribution can be modified and it's reliance on a single centralized entity (consensys) isn't really clear."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Just saying shouldn’t covert communication attempts by government employees to avoid FOIA searches be punishable with a crime? Haha just kidding they’re publicly funded untouchables.
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Shit it was 2020
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Did the same thing but kicker was I didn’t receive a refund due to some error and I never chased it. I ordered shortly after order banks showed up but cancelled maybe 2 years ago because the concept never grew on me and got tired of Elons over promise and under delivering of products


I can’t wait to see your Cumrocket, Dentacoin and other ETF products. I’m so glad you’re providing access to these “experiments” for consumers and this isn’t a morally bankrupt position entirely driven by greed and total disregard for consumers. /s


I failed to provide this note along with OP.

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If transgenderism were a crypto-currency it would be ETH.

- Thinks it's a world computer, doesn't work.

- Thinks it's money, has no supply cap.

- Thinks it's a commodity, passes the Howey test.

- Founded by someone who was emotionally traumatized about his video game centralization, ends up centralizing and pre-selling tokens.

etc


Another  nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m company turned honeypot for surveillance. Color me shocked.

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Savage.


The plebs were right again. All of the signs were there. See ya Bob
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RIP any ounce of credibility the SEC had left. Gensler going into hall of fame for political clowns who completely self owned himself and his agency.


Neither do the developers


Ah I’ve been listening to nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx for what seems like over half a decade plus now. Get used to it. Nobody is infallible but he has pretty solid intuition typically


Well, it’s 2024 and we have to rehash the last 9 years of reasons why Ethereum is trash all over again. It’s all so tiring


More fourth turning vibes. I can't believe it's 2024 and this is where we are at.

https://m.primal.net/IKoZ.png


Fact check: true


me


PROVE ME WRONG BRO


idk who needs to hear this but dumping your family, dating a cum dumpster cam whore then posting pics online is not going to be great for your reputation.  and here i thought i was the one with an iq of 80


Let me guess, dumb money is rotating out of bitcoin right now to try and capture ETH ETF hype.  Sigh.


My technical analysis and global macro hypothesis confirm this hypotenuse. I shall now develop a hybrid S2F / power law model which will 100% confirm. Subscribe to my telegram channel for more info also subscribe and like

https://m.primal.net/IKgw.jpg


Competition is good. Bring it


Meanwhile in shitcoin land...

https://m.primal.net/IKgd.webp https://m.primal.net/IKge.png


I think my favorite part of the COPA trial was Craig bringing his sister to give testimony that he used to dress as a ninja and also had lots of computers.... therefore he must be satoshi.  I can't even imagine what was going through Judge Mellors head at the time.

https://m.primal.net/IKfQ.png


❤ would love to replace my synology nas and opnsense router with a single umbrel managed system. Umbrel to make the clouds go away. Not your server, not your data.


Hard to detect what brand of sarcasm your bringing here


We need Nostr polls.


Puking tho?  Lots of allergies right now going around causing respiratory issues.  Hope everyone gets better soon


Seems like everyone has the flu right now.  Except the unjabbed people i know.  idk 🤷♂


Yes i think it's sufficient to say the narrative is the slippery nature of ETH.  It's always the best at something... soon.... we promise.


Can someone remind me again what problem ETH solves?

- World computer?
- ICO's?
- Smart contracts?
- NFT's?
- DeFi?
- "Ultra Sound" money?
- EVM's?

ETH is still a blockchain that is searching for a problem to solve. The development community does not operate around a first-principle perspective - it has no identity, no calling for it's existence. Arguably i think the best reason for ETH to exist has been to illustrate the consequences of the compromises they've made. It reinforces bitcoins approach to solving ultimately what makes good money.

Anyhow, congrats to the tech bros at ETH you were just gift wrapped an ETF solely for political posturing by the democrats after bitcoin fought for 10+ years to make it happen.


🤷🏻♂ we’ll see


I should clarify I had been a holder of bitcoin since 2013 but never really properly understood what made it so superior. ETH is what forced me to become a maxi after properly doing my homework


ETH etf is bullish.

Let me explain. I was an ETH holder because I was promised it was some superior technical form of bitcoin. I was ignorant but had fomo - maybe I should own some just in case (2016)… well it turns out that exposure gave me enough motivation to properly grok ETH and more importantly btc being its primary opposition. Fortunately it’s pretty obvious if you start looking at ETH from its fundamental and technical merits that it’s a total shitshow. It’s a great affinity scam that ultimately drives smart money into Bitcoin eventually.

ETH has always been dumb money and always will. It is however a great funnel into Bitcoin.
https://m.primal.net/IJGT.jpg


Market pricing in the collapse of the anti crypto army and operation choke point?


COPA ruling so bad CSW is going to have to change his initials to CSL.  So long, Loser.


Amen brother. Do what’s right for you and your family.


Nostr definitely feeling more and more lively lately. Haters in disbelief


Peter Schiffs son. Checkmate 😂


I mean I wish he’d just release his shitcoin already and stop regurgitating quips that sound like they’re directly from Roger ver himself


I can smell the psycho from a mile away. Thank you


bitcoin is a sovereignty battleground.


New to bitcoin? Let me show you around!

Over here we have some podcasts. Most have some pretty good information that should mostly steer you in the right direction, but a lot of them promote products or services that will likely steal your bitcoin.

Oh what's that over there? Those JPG ordinals?  Yea those are definitely going to lose all your bitcoin too.  Anyhow lets stay focused!

How about those fancy exchanges promoting meme tokens and sick gains?!  Yea, they all trend to zero against bitcoin and there's a real chance the exchange might get hacked and lose all your funds or go bankrupt.

What about yield products? Sooo yea virtually all of them have imploded - all scams. Sorry

Anyway there's always bitcoin social media!  Yea, most of us that have been around for a while seem like complete psychos because we live in a financial battlefield. Often times your best advice comes from cartoon characters posting anonymously or seemingly unhinged skeptics with no identity.

Anyhow, enjoy your stay!


Love you Lyn keep up the great work ❤


Thank you sir. Welcome to the blurry reality we live in today. Total clarity 🫡


I should be clear. I love nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx. He is one of the most influencing reasons on why I never sold and has been overwhelmingly correct on issues. I was just curious on a skeptics opinion but I realize this is a complicated issue right now with a huge lack of clarity and I’m willing to publicly take my L on this skepticism if necessary


Samourai was always a honeypot anyone not saying so is dishonest.


First off, love to see you here. Second, I’m just following the cookie trail. Samourai has been an obvious security vulnerability that was exploited by Feds. It was obvious they were a vulnerability


Skeptic of all narratives. Samourai always had a very obvious vulnerability


Yep that’s why it’s so dumb


I wasn’t talking to any lenders just the agents representing the property. And the statement had the dollar amount on it


Paging chief skeptic nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx
https://m.primal.net/IIFZ.jpg


Ideally mortgage of course but pending market considerations I may have to do cash


All part of fiat world. House could have gone under contract but they went from asking for proof of funds to ghosting us - oh well.


I did work through an agent and the house requires both buyers agent and seller to be present for showing likely due to value considerations. I also tried calling the sellers agent directly at Sotheby’s and didn’t get a response.


North Atlanta Suburbs


Interesting..


Ray your ego is hurt we can all clearly see it. However nobody cares. Go shitcoin, start a fork, etc.. in other words.. cry harder


Zero chance.


I found a house I liked today and tried to schedule a showing. They required proof of funds before showing so I showed them an account balance that had over 6x the home asking price and they asked for more proof of funds because it was crypto. I said you’re also welcome to google my name since I’ve been an owner of a well known business in a certain industry and also the owner of another local business that is still active. They ghosted me.
https://m.primal.net/IICq.jpg


Steady comrades deploying more capital.
https://m.primal.net/IHmA.jpg


My mood is far more correlated with the bitcoin price then I’d like to admit 🤷🏻♂


Why, specifically?


Also, fuck communists.


Just got done migrating my laptop  nostr:npub1aghreq2dpz3h3799hrawev5gf5zc2kt4ch9ykhp9utt0jd3gdu2qtlmhct node from 0.5 to 1.1.2.  Have to give credit for the excellent documentation and seemless process. Such a great product.


looking good bro


DCA'ing for almost 4 years for her. Solid results

https://m.primal.net/IHQb.png


My daughter still DCA's $10 daily for her savings but i am broke 😂


I'm insanely bullish.  Like mega-bullish. Super-mega-bullish. But alas, there's a problem. I've already deployed all my cuck-bucks into bitcoin. https://m.primal.net/IHQJ.jpg


Yep - what an absolute shitshow we've found ourselves in


tbh it feels a little like kicking your grandpa who both has dimentia and shit his pants. Meme'ing biden isn't funny because he's already such an apparent hopeless train wreck.  I'd rather see the elder abuse Jill Biden memes


Current mood.

https://m.primal.net/IHBY.mp4


Huh just checked mine also making a funny sound
https://m.primal.net/IHBR.mp4


Even worse, they were already a billionaire.


Pomp pulled him into his shitcoin orbit and he never escaped. https://m.primal.net/IHAo.mp4


The bitcoin wizards really are magical. They made a lot of peoples capital almost totally disappear.

Udi's track record since abandoning the toxic maxi's in complete shambles.

https://m.primal.net/IHAX.png


The exact moment when Vitalik coined the "splurge" phase of the ETH roadmap.

https://m.primal.net/IGzU.jpg


Dave Ramsey is highly regarded. https://m.primal.net/IGvK.mp4


For anyone that needs a visual, here's how the Biden administration just lowered inflation.

https://m.primal.net/IGuv.gif


BREAKING:  US inflation statistic manipulated down to 3.4%.


Just had to check youtube for some reference shots. It's 1 part squirt gun, one part power-washer.  https://m.primal.net/IGuU.jpg


Can someone explain chaumian ecash mints like I’m nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx please?


Magic internet money status:

✅ Foreign nation adoption

✅ ETF approval

✅ Largest banks in the world slowly onboarding

✅ Domestic state pension adoption

The tides are turning.  A lot of recent first-movers made public by the 13F filings will slowly trigger more me-too investing.  Retail still seems to be sleeping. Money printer on standby for next crisis.

What is our next major hurdle?


I figured  nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 was going to add a 400th website to the portfolio for this


Thanks


Is someone aggregating all these 13F filings yet anywhere?


Need to work on the wife. I'd be ok, but she has a much more social drive.


Precisely.


Time moves exponentially it feels like


Everyday the desire to move somewhere more rural intensifies. More gardening, more chickens, more touching grass, less reliance on the state for permission to simply exist.


Is this peak retard? I can't believe this gamestop shit persists. Like these people are given a meaninful way to exit and win, yet they persist at playing these stupid games.

https://m.primal.net/IGQo.png


I can't wear regular ass socks i need light breathable ones. I have fancy feet.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B091DBW74K/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1


Bro i just ran the numbers that would be $1,703 for me.


Just like his retarded father.


Almost as fun as "did you fart or did the baby just..."


One of my favorite videos that really impacted me was with Andreas Antonopolous from 2017. Despite owning bitcoin for 4 years prior his messaging here really impacted me and i went from a magic internet money enthusiast to deeply principled.

https://m.primal.net/IFKM.mp4

The entire discussion can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feEZeku-jZU


It's not red vs blue. It's the authoritarians / globalists vs everyone else.  Why do so few normies realize this


I failed to quote the note:

https://primal.net/e/note1tm4mlwqetlyyy5xalvlm4y774jl320nuf6r3qmwxlle5kyaarg0qkvs5ve


This is a pretty incredible interview everyone should listen to.

Also as a sidenote. In the past 2 months i had to re-create a Coinbase account. Previously i cancelled the account years ago - maybe 4+ years ago.

Immediately after i created the account i started getting these automated security calls from Coinbase. Mind you, this new account has had zero transactions. No history. It seems to me that Coinbase has someone actively exploiting their database. Whether it's a hacker or employee someone is selling the data 100% guaranteed.


He's not wrong.


It was surprisingly good.  Sad that the kid is throwing away his life to rob innocent people so they can blow the funds on shit like cars, bottles and other totally meaningless objects. Hope he enjoys his time in jail or pray he isn't himself the victim of a violent crime to steal his funds. Karma is a bitch


Normalize the term 'tax cattle'


Yes. Exactly. There's some other stuff i can't post publicly but it's pretty astonishing.


People are hanging by a thread to their thinly veiled reality.


So true. People are so happy just to blindly believe what the other 90% of people are thinking


He's a CFO - not working on the product side he's working on the finance side of ops. Also worked for places like the BoE.  But yea good question he couldn't answer the first thing about anything bitcoin related. Literally just regurgitating mainstream everything


Was at an event with one of the families from my daughters school. I've known the father for quite a while and knew what he did - CFO of a company in the "crypto" space. However, i never had mentioned bitcoin to him.

While getting some food with him we got to chat a little. He admitted he had zero interest in bitcoin until Larry Fink got interested.  Larry has undoubtedly legitimized bitcoin to some extent for normies. However, he still couldn't find a reason for bitcoin to exist.

- US debt situation?  It will sort itself out.

- State of politics in the US?  That's just because we have some lazy politicians it will sort itself out next election cycle. Just have to vote harder.

- US weaponizing the dollar and SWIFT against perceived enemies?  That's just because Putin is evil.

It was at this point where i knew i should jus shut up and find something else to talk about otherwise i'm about to be that "conspiracy" person he hears about on CNN.

his post was inspired by seeing the Ohio State commencement speaker. People are still comfortably numb and complacent. I thought the covid-era printing, subsequent inflation, then predictable financial hardship for a lot of Americans would have people asking some hard questions. Apparently, we have not yet reached that pain threshold.

tl;dr  It's still really early.


This lady deserves your zaps

nostr:note1dyxuucm096g83g33jnf3rpapjd2vtdk4442su772haqu26mnsxysuz07h6


Accurate


Bro it’s traumatic fr


I am absolutely shitting fire today. Like hot magma. The Thai food was good last night although the aftermath is brutal.


Got to see one of my favorite race cars ever - the 787B.  Even better than that is got to see it make some laps at full song.

https://m.primal.net/ICQX.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foZ2GsNkjmg


gm 58k gang


dafuq


Says the guy who let his own company be overrun by intelligence agencies and conspired to censor conservatives. Cool story bro

nostr:note1405c0666js67fj2mp7wpuk7334p5ddt8qkjlzd962hdffgcfjndqvwccex


Thanks?


Zapping is so addictive. It’s such a win-win. Feels great to give meaningful value and to receive real appreciation


Idk about you guys but i freaking love bitcoin. I've been around now for 11 years now.  Here's a picture of me, age 43.

https://m.primal.net/ICEG.webp


Sir are you tryting to hurt my feelings?


It's almost like bitcoin is doing what it always does after halvings. Also patiently awaiting the next crisis for the fed where they money printer goes brrr.  Too many people try to chase the ball as it bounces.

Just patiently waiting for the inevitable here.

https://m.primal.net/IBwv.jpg


Ok explain his past woke behavior and explanation for ruining Twitter. Why did he let it happen and why should you trust him now?


At least we agree on that. I am still appreciative for your bitcoin contributions but I will never trust. 🤝


Broken thinking. Never trust blindly.


Also a lot of your favorite inflooencers will simp to him because they’re effectively on his payroll. 🤷🏻♂


Here’s an unpopular opinion. nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m does a lot of great things for Bitcoin. Irrefutable. I still don’t trust him though for what happened at Twitter. He allowed for the platform to be completely infiltrated by feds and let the woke culture become mainstream. I will never trust him.


How it started and how it's going.

https://m.primal.net/IBkH.png https://m.primal.net/IBkI.png


I need a new stainless steel water bottle for the gym / work.  Recommendations?


Kids are the best


There is something really depressing about seeing people at the gas station buying scratch off lottery tickets.


Not surprised the Hong Kong ETF was a "sell the news" event for the immediate term as traders and algos are always looking for a quick lunch.  US ETF's did the same thing on launch but we also had the GBTC downward pressure.

Will be curious what day 1 demand looks like though and the continued inflows.


Nice - figured you wouldn’t be using the normie stuff I use. Honestly I’ve been using this sharpener for four years and I’m fairly happy although totally ignorant: https://a.co/d/hDfQwOm


What do you use to keep everything sharp?


If you could stack autism 6’ high that’s basically me.  If I borrowed Desantis boots I could be a solid 6’4” tho


$70 billion buyback. Lmao. So early still
https://m.primal.net/IAHG.jpg


There's not enough engagement here yet for their narcissistic interests. They are attention whores of the worst type. They stand for nothing.


Block the narcissists.  Udi, Eric Wall, Magoo, etc.. These people exist to be a cancer on you. They metastasize with your engagement. Block them and the noise goes away. Stop resposting their dribble


I'm so glad our government came to the rescue to the victims of the natural disaster in Maui.

Just kidding we send those tax dollars to Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan and also bought some illegal immigrants some sweet luxury hotel rooms. We also helped payoff student loan debt for people who willingly agreed to take the loans.

The state hates you.


The more they attack bitcoin, the more anti-fragile it becomes. Bitcoin evolves and adapts despite oppression from the state or any other actors. Bitcoin thrives under pressure as it forces evolution.

https://m.primal.net/IAEt.jpg


gm. bitcoin or slavery. it really is that simple


You know it feels like hardly a single day passes without feeling like I’m being totally fucked by my own government. Family man, entrepreneur, employer, never been convicted of a crime and I’m being backed into a corner for which there is seemingly no peaceful way out of. The authoritarian wrecking ball is in  swing.


Agreed.  I did not care for the way Samourai guys handle business but they are 100% getting fucked by the justice system. Financial privacy is not a crime but it's obvious they are trying to make it illegal.


Bruh they are borderline psychos. There's a long history


This whole Samourai situation is pretty fucked for a whole bunch of reasons but....  Samourai skeptics were right.

Now we begin the evolution of building better privacy tools with proper decentralization and no trusted third parties to secure data.

Let the anti-fragile games begin.

 https://m.primal.net/Hzka.jpg


Went from combat to erotic right quick 😂


Tea bagging! Did he tap out?


Remember kids financial privacy is NOT ok!

Unless…. You’re the federal reserve, pentagon, federal government sending aid to foreign countries, etc..

Remember, the federal government hates you and thinks you’re stupid. Treat them accordingly


Link directly to the quote and talk

https://youtu.be/sA4jzHIPj7A?si=KUGipEgMXmtgTH0h&t=448


"Fiat money is a bank liability. Bitcoin is actually money."  Great quote from  nostr:npub1sfhflz2msx45rfzjyf5tyj0x35pv4qtq3hh4v2jf8nhrtl79cavsl2ymqt that i feel like is so under appreciated by people still infected with the fiat virus.


Yea i guess we wouldn't want the graph axis to be discernible


Good data. Is there a version of the graph that isn't in grayscale?


I mean hardware wallets are legit scary since there is a lot of trust involved when you plug in a device. Only really got confident when I got a coldcard since you can verify the entropy used in the seed and I never plug the device into a computer.


You know it’s still sort of shocking how few people grasp the programmable part of programmable money. Bitcoin is infinitely upgradeable. There are no gatekeepers, no rules, no constraints on what can and will become. For example, hardware wallets weren’t even a thing when I first came around. I kept a paper wallet in my safe and reused that address. Point is, you buy Bitcoin not necessarily for what it is today but knowing its broader market appeal will inevitably increase as development doesn’t relent on open source permissionless protocols.  Just another one of bitcoins cheat codes


My miner is thankful for their sats.


12 blocks…


One of my fav  masterpieces by  nostr:npub1e2wk36e9vg8uw40phrrkkhc4tax8a9ken3fjcyy63vmdyz9aee2sk9el27.  Wake up and get hyped - we're winning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUK0ONX3B8s


gm 3.125 gang.  I spoke with Satoshi this morning and he's agreed to proceed with the quantitative hardening plans.


Ditto. It’s incredibly early still.  We have barely exited the autist adoption cycle and we’re at the very beginning of main stream education phase. Political attacks will amplify although weaken? Wall Street adoption has barely started. Many assets and equities still improperly valued. It’s going to be a rodeo and I’m just here to enjoy the ride


Sensed a hint of Ricky Gervais in there. Awesome talk, lots to unpack for those just arriving. Listened to it 3 times now I’m thankful for a fun twist with some real deep thoughts intertwined with some hilarious introspections. Maybe it’s just extra hilarious because my timeline is very similar. Idk whatever I laughed and pondered some shit 👏🏻


damn that would have been good i'll do it tomorrow


People out there are still debating what red or blue party is going to save them. Vote orange, buy #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/HwvM.jpg


Buy a used Lenovo laptop and a used S19J Pro from Kaboom racks https://kaboomracks.com/miners/

I feel like an integrated node/miner is a bit like owning a combo TV/VHS.  Best to keep them seperate


nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs'S keynote speech at the Cheat Code Conference with nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx is both hilarious and brilliant. The best opening to a conference I’ve ever heard. Bravo guys 👏🏻

https://youtu.be/nQ0o2Do4n5k?si=pjmW5_sskF6jFOor


Bitcoin has been effectively trading for ~35 years of the traditional markets time.  24/7/365.  No holidays, no weekends, no business hours and 99.9889699151% uptime.

Even better than that?  You don't need anyones permission to move your own money.


gm bitcoin specoolaters. fiat cucks love guarantees, a guarantee they will be debased.

https://m.primal.net/Hwld.png

https://m.primal.net/Hwle.png


gm. another morning meme masterpiece this time by nostr:npub1j4u5gjzjyggr3h96x3gjy4akdgwxuk7mgvumv72gym2qyje7fn5s47d6x9

https://m.primal.net/Hcld.mp4


Silver lining: the longer we hold the price down the faster GBTC goes to 0.


Agreed. They should have invested in grants locally to build out sustainable infrastructure instead of contracting a mega tech company who will abandon them at the drop of a hat.


It truly is. Google wanted to integrate into El Salvador culture they could of at least respected some of the historical construction styles  native to the area. Instead they got some modern glass pile of shit


Also, look at Googles track record on project abandonment. They spin up and abandon more projects then any company i've known in history.


I get El Salvador has been doing great things and all but celebrating Google putting up an HQ there is a really bad flex.

They are there to digitally rape you while you pay them handsomely to do so.  This is a step backwards for El Salvador.

https://blog.google/inside-google/company-announcements/hello-el-salvador-were-opening-our-new-offices-to-support-digital-transformation/?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=og&utm_content=&utm_term=


On a positive note it looks like GBTC AUM is under 20bn which is the lowest it's been since the ETF's launch.


Bitcoin at 61k and halving in ~3 days.

https://m.primal.net/HvxW.jpg


Remember feed sort preference after app is closed


Owned all except lambo and it’s true 😂


Craig Wright is not a fraud.

Craig Wright is a broke fraud.

Congrats  nostr:npub1cjw49ftnxene9wdxujz3tp7zspp0kf862cjud4nm3j2usag6eg2smwj2rh for taking the long hard road. History will remember you.


gm. t-minus ~8 days.

✅ 93.71% of total supply issued
✅ 0.87% forward looking inflation for the next year
✅ 93.75% decrease from original block size
✅ most people still clueless about bitcoins value prop
✅ it is still early

https://m.primal.net/HtjR.png


I really enjoyed listening to another OG pleb with a systems engineering background on WBD.  The finance and macro bros have gotten a bit tiring so this was a fun listen. Thanks nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-bitcoin-did-with-peter-mccormack/id1317356120?i=1000652020892


"CPI print is high! Sell your bitcoin!"

"Shit, inflation is still high what do we do?"

"Buy scarce assets, buy bitcoin!"

It's all so tiresome. The algos are retarded.


69k by halving on 4/20 please.


I sent in my application to help him promote unregistered securities i'm so excited to see what the inside of a jail cell looks like!


I've been working in secrecy for some time on my newest bitcoin L2 project, Waffle Chain. My goal is to bring Waffles to the blockchain, a truly delicious intrinsic value, something bitcoin currently lacks.

For inquiries on our presale please message our PR partner Anthony Pompliano or our community manager Vlad*.

If you think this is a dumb idea, well i'm sorry you're just a deranged maximalist. However, we have partnered with Roger Ver who is willing to debate you AND make a donation (maybe) to a charity of his choice**.

*ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖᵃᶦᵈ ʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ
**ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ʰᵉ ʷᶦⁿˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵇᵃᵗᵉ

https://m.primal.net/HtLd.jpg


Wen sausage?


There is something very important that has been bothering me about nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx for years… promises were made and some of us have been waiting patiently without going public. So I’m here to confront Matt publicly on this one question…..


Stay humble, delete corporate social media.


All your models are destroyed. #bitcoin


All this inflooencer TA is getting a little out of control.

https://m.primal.net/HsYG.jpg


Of all the brilliant engineering choices Satoshi made you’d be a complete bafoon to think he intended layer 1 to scale for mass adoption as a MoE.  The big blocker narrative has been beaten to death x1000 and Twitter has turned into a cesspool of retards.


Only the cayman is mine i'm just baby sitting the turbo


halving: one porsche, now two porsches. am i doing it right?

https://m.primal.net/HrfL.jpg


I finally got someone interested in bitcoin to buy- down
I start running spreadsheets about financial planning- down
I have things to do at work- up
I tell my mom i'll pay for her retirement- down


I paid around 1 million sats for a bottle of Vega Sicilia Unico at one point. Still the best wine I’ve ever had


What bottle?


I’m seeing a bunch of dumb inflooencers on bird site crying about how bitcoiners are cheering on the establishment (ETFs). They seem to forget a core principle. Bitcoin is for your enemies too.

I am cheering for the long game. More adoption. More education. More winning. Bitcoin works for everyone.


At 19.6mpg your Taco would probably be happy to drive there and back. Also judging by your estimated range you haven't changed your wheel/tire package to something stupid. Bravo.


Did we really though?  Seems to me like we developed the nuclear bomb, dropped a few on Japan to make an example then told everyone else to fuck around and find out.  Then we trapped a whole bunch of countries into varying forms of economic slavery while we colluded to peg the world economy on some phoney monopoly money backed by nothing.

Also, the strongest form of destruction yet isn't a nuclear bomb it's the USD by a longshot.


Fix the money, fix the world. Wake up, Joe.

 https://m.primal.net/Hqva.mp4


Everyone loves a new nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs interview.

https://youtu.be/FX9qOdlRQbg


Choose peace not war.
Choose rules, not rulers.
Choose censorship resistance.
Choose separation of state and money.
Choose not poor.

Choose #bitcoin.

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The top 10 companies with the most in cash on hand (800+ billion) presumably all have a bitcoin balance of zero.

There will be a time in history when we look back and go "Wow those companies were so reckless to have so much USD cash on hand with surging inflation and increasing credit risk. "

We're still so early in the bitcoin adoption phase that companies would rather watch their USD purchasing power literally melt away then divest a single digit portion into bitcoin to protect themselves.

And don't even get me started on stonk buybacks. 🙃

It's early still.  Very early.

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Great advice. Could have done better maintaining peak physical form in my 20s but I did bust my balls with my head down for almost a decade building a business and exited in 2013. Took 5 years off working while mostly trying to maximize my cash windfall and fortunately found bitcoin. Then I got married, had a kid and now I have the option of permanent “retirement” which is really just the option to work on anything I want with a strong focus on family first.


Bull markets bring back the retards.


He’s had a ton of bad takes lately. It seems lightning maybe not being the end-all second layer solution to fix the MoE problem sent him into a spiral of continually worse opinions.


Either CTE or he’s fasted away all his functioning brain cells. Idk. Some people just see 2+2 = 5. He’s confidently dumb.


Okung and Youssef in the history books as hopelessly regarded. Between ordinals, Ver admiration and now this he’s officially classified as hopelessly lost.
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Price controls.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Funny seeing people post these charts like most members of congress are super-traders. Are they corrupt? Yes. Are they super-traders? I guess when you're trading stonks this looks pretty good in the fiat world.

Few realize best trade is actually an exit. #bitcoin

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Love it.  I searched for GX460's for a while after being frustated with all the issues on my F150. But i can't give up the utility of having a truck as my primary DD.


German luxury sedans have a parabolic depreciation.  Are you inclined to work on the car yourself? That S550 mechanic tax has to be high. These cars are insanely complicated.


RX350 is solid.  Trying to get my wife to let me replace her Volvo with a G550 Overtrail when it comes out.  Really want to replace my F150 with a Tundra but there are a few dealbreakers.

What year S550?


Pics or stfu


Good spec. Great appliance vehicle


LR, Performance or poverty spec?


I see people on bird app posting about what they drive so i thought i'd restart the thread on Nostr.

Me? F150 for daily.  Cayman S (981) for fun.


Reporting for duty, sir. 🫡


Stay humble and stack bitcoin (derivatives).

Said nobody.


One is pretend money controlled by a very small group of people behind closed doors and they can steal from existing currency holders any time they want. The other is used in a board game.
https://m.primal.net/HowW.jpg


It boggles my mind how people like Alex Thorn still think ETH is a commodity. Dude must have heavy bags.


Can't wait for the judge in the Coinbase case to determine Ethereium is an ultrasound... security. 🦇🔒https://m.primal.net/HorF.jpg


Yep exactly. 21mm hypothetical but realistically probably closer to what you said.


This is the last decade bitcoin will have a block reward greater then 1 whole coin. The inflation rate of new bitcoin supply will also plummet to 0.20% which gives it an inflation rate roughly10x less than gold.

I think Saylor calling this the gold-rush era of bitcoin is apt. 8.1 billion world citizens and 21 million bitcoin.


- Sent from my iPhone while in my Porsche


It’s true.  Modern society is far too focused on things like luxury and materialism when the best measure of true wealth is simply freedom to spend your time however you choose.  Once you can afford the trappings of wealth you quickly realize how overrated most of it is.


I mean technically you're not wrong. It was just the tip of this candle

https://m.primal.net/HoOK.png


We have lightly penetrated 70k. https://m.primal.net/HoOF.jpg


People simping for Vitalik to fix their etherium shitcoin.  We are still so early.

Thank god for Satoshi and good riddance. Bitcoin has no leaders

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Could the ooordinullz fanz please deploy more VC capital directly to the mempool please?  My miner is hungry for your sats. kthx

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Yea it’s like I’m not even advocating to never sell your bitcoin just never sell more then you need. Way to blow an asymmetric bet that will cost him and his kids 10’s of millions of dollars


Tangential story - i have an old friend that got into bitcoin at the same time as me in 2013. Has a good fiat job that affords him a very comfortable life.  Bought maybe a few coins early on. Just bought a new house and decided he was going to pay it off in full with his.... bitcoin.  Same guy that still holds litecoin because of diversification.

When i heard it my mind nearly melted. You turned down the fiat financed at ~7% to take 100% of the upside off from bitcoin. Very likely those coins he burned to avoid the 7% rate right now will be worth 100x at the loan maturity.

Of course this guy is an MBA but he has lost the ability to think.


Guy has loser syndrome. Sad to see some people in life just take L after L no matter how much you try to help them. 10/10 for bro help attempt but ultimately best to sever the relationship due to chronic loser syndrome.


*depleted


The lower the price, the faster GBTC holdings get deploted.

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I agree!

- Sent from my iPhone


AFUERA!!

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I tried to reach out to satoshi for comment on us government overreach but he wouldn't answer my emails.

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It's funny how cyclical markets are, bitcoin is no exception.  Bull market is back:

- New obvious scams appear (NFT's on bitcoin, "rare" sats, BS layer 2  hopium)
- People start pumping charts and TA (S2F is back! as well as numerous other models)
- Brian Armstrong reminds us all he has no soul or direction other than dumping garbage on his customers
- New personalities with giant ego's who haven't learned the lessons of past lead newcomers to getting rekt
- New ways to outpace BTC growth (MSTR stock, previously options market)
- Ethereum is still hot garbage and an unregistered security but now SEC would like to cement that status finally

Obviously gigantic changes with ETFs and general perception of bitcoin but most all the pitfalls of bull markets are reincarnated every cycle.

The real psychos are here still just ignoring the noise and stacking sats.


Bitcoins going to zero.

Zero fucks given.


That's just it. Nobody needs a lambo, but everyone needs a garden.


On a long enough timescale, your desire to own a lambo will be supplanted by a desire to own a garden.

Bitcoin changes you.


Bitcoin isn't ready for MoE status for 8+ billion people. It just needs to continue being an SoV and the rest of the layers will come in time.


Fiat world is so irreparably fucked it no matter what move they make it favors bitcoin.  At best they can introduce some short term measures to suppress bitcoin but it's the equivalent to jumping underwater with a ball.  The deeper you take it, the more violent the reaction.


When people ask me what bitcoin is going to do next week. https://image.nostr.build/782ab411ac8322868db4d653678b19c182b0e330c2b0c89696b88edb5a20e78b.jpg


The physical manifestation of how it feels to be a long term holder.

https://m.primal.net/HmQb.gif


gm. if you need to sell corn, don't do it like this guy. #rekt

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6.15 bitcoin to secure your spot in Valhalla is a long journey for most plebs.

I am just sad I lost all my bitcoin in a boat accident.


Eternal riches and big titty bitches


 SENATORS SANDERS, WARREN URGE FED TO LOWER INTEREST RATES

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gm. inflation is theft.  https://m.primal.net/HmCu.webp


Hi friend


I think there will be a solid passive inflow from a lot of people using it for their 401k. That demand seems unlikely to fluctuate a lot. But yea the fomo buyers will help spike demand and a subsequent crash with the next black swan


This isn’t a bull market yet it’s just the beginning of the etf demand normalization.


I remember how many degens in Clubhouse were trading options contracts during the last bull market thinking it was going to be "easy" money.

MSTR starting to feel the same way. Saylor is brilliant but there's a whole host of other risks associated with using MSTR.  That said,  i love the simple game theory he's using but when i see so many people trying to ape in i get extremely cautious that you're going to become the late exit liquidity for the smart money.

ymmv. Good luck MSTR bulls but for me i'm sticking with the 85 iq stacking sats strategy. 1 btc = 1 btc


69,420 gang reunite!


Modern alchemy is transmuting melting fiat paper into the best asset mankind has ever known - bitcoin.


The bull market grifters came out in short order.


Photo of actual sellers casually logging into their favorite exchange to give away their coins to Blackrock at market.

https://m.primal.net/HkoF.jpg


WELCOME TO LAW.

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1.7 billion dollars of net ETF inflows in the past two days. And we're grinding sideways.

https://m.primal.net/HkmO.jpg


Looks like a very healthy mempool to me


Does this mean we're done taking all the ordinal VC money?

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How are you doing, today?


I bought a lambo today.

The lambo of blenders that is, a Vitamix.


Ditto


Since ETF launch bitcoin has gone up on average $435 a day. If we could maintain that to halving  in 37 days we'd be at ~80k.

Wild. I suspect it will trend higher but who knows.


Ugh bitcoin is so boring we haven't had an all-time high for hours now.


https://m.primal.net/HkQS.jpg

On a long enough timescale, we're all going to be fiat trillionaires.

1 BTC = 1 BTC

nostr:note1qhupsklhl8rxlw0gd6rkhuld03d86hjave0zxxgn02lugrua3gasx7twdz


I'M IN THE CLUB!  😂

https://m.primal.net/HkQo.png

https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient


Nope. https://m.primal.net/HkQS.jpg


This. I have bought many tops and will continue to buy more


gm. i bought the top.


$69,420 gang reunion soon


If you think you're "late" to bitcoin then you're right on time to watch your fiat melt away.


It's never late to preserve and grow your time value. Problem is still not that people don't understand bitcoin, they don't understand fiat.  Once you understand the inevitability of fiat, bitcoin will immediately make sense.

nostr:note1azldgmkj6y5qn3y37muntvpc3euklp9ugdh6d5aqvhysypeqpzasz6rz6q


It is essential you re-frame your view of absolute scarcity. We are still so early.

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I don't know the terms of "paid in full" means i kinda wanted to respect  nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs and his ability to close the deal on whatever terms he chose

https://twitter.com/americanhodl8/status/1767198488977387650


Congrats  nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs for getting your bet settled by Zac Prince. 👏 👏


Also, please be sure to stack sats for your child if they are unable to do so for themselves.  They will thank you later. 💘


gm to everybody except the Coinbase circuit breaker team you guys can keep sleeping


We have exited the era of magic internet money and entered the era of a flight to quality as fiat is showing fatal counterparty risk. Thank you papa Fink for introducing a new narrative to the NPC’s.


gm
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Well I guess that’s finished this a little late
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Triple top sellooors


Worst ath ever


Tell me a joke.

“I sold the triple top.”

😂😂😂


Comment if you want to be touched right in the zapper. ⚡


gm hard money specooolaaators you toxic pyschos

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https://m.primal.net/Hird.png


Dm me


Story would be cooler if you changed your last name to "Mehoff"


What would the price of bitcoin look like if there was actual significant fear in the market of substantial USD devaluation, defaults or inflation?  And what if the Fed was actually out there sowing doubt of it's own ability to groom the economy with it's fiat cuckbucks? Wild times.

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If GBTC has ~125mm outflow they'll have reached a net 10bn outflow. Keep bringing it Barry.


Okung turned highly regarded. https://twitter.com/RussellOkung/status/1765489582013849957


My favorite thing about ordinals is the victim mentality


For those who haven't seen it:

https://twitter.com/DylanLeClair_/status/1765440271527936093


nostr:npub1pyp9fqq60689ppds9ec3vghsm7s6s4grfya0y342g2hs3a0y6t0segc0qq why not copy pasta your great analysis for nostr so we can all share some sats with you


You didn’t setup a wallet yet download Primal


Don’t tell me what to do 😂


Who wants some sats?  Comment and i'll zap-yo-ass until i'm broke.


You know what's amazing?  We have these incredible LLM's now that open up a whole new set of tools for spam reduction.  And somehow, Twitter manages to become worse.  Trying to read comments is borderline insufferable not only because Elon totally fucked the incentives with pay-to-play blue checks but the spam gets worse and even more obvious then ever.

44 billion dollar mistake.


Okung turns highly regarded. Wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card.

Sounds money advocate turns JPG enthoosiast. Dude fasted so much his brain stopped working.
https://m.primal.net/HiCm.jpg


A bunch of 85 toxic psychopaths like us. Everyone else owns IOU’s


Great look how after 10 years Coinbase can barely manage to keep their exchange online yet they are custodying 10+bn of ETF coins. I mean what could go wrong


Another day, another Coinbase issue.


58k GANG REUNITE!


Is this the oh my GOD candle that Samson has been promising?


For those 15 seconds that was the best 69 of my life.


BITCOIN WILL NEVER REACH AN ALL TIME HIGH AGAIN*

* in the next five minutes


The problem with Primal app is I can’t stop zapping people. It’s like a drug


Pump it Higher

higher 🤝 pump it up 🤝 techno

#Bitcoin #tunestr

https://youtu.be/_c9WOks2mvg


gm. start your day with a bowl of tasty beats from nostr:npub1e2wk36e9vg8uw40phrrkkhc4tax8a9ken3fjcyy63vmdyz9aee2sk9el27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUK0ONX3B8s


@odell with the most based bitcoin advise I’ve learned in 4 words I’ve learned in 11 years


Stay humble, stack sats.


It’s not about how many dollars your bitcoin is worth. It’s about how much bitcoin your dollars are worth.


YOU'RE NOT EVEN SITTING BY WASHER 21 WTF


I don't know how he does it buy everytime i listen to Saylor talk about something new i get more bullish.  He is just so fucking good at providing perspective and clearly communicating