@Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado the funny thing is that as things keep getting worse more people will keep feeling nostalgic even about years that were already complete shit, because for those new generations that's the best they ever had it.
I ran into an old german couple at work today. Their spanish was really good :senko_hmmmm: I wonder what's up with europeans lately coming over here. I know it's cheaper but God damn you'd be hard pressed to say more than 2 or 3 positive things about this shithole.
Linux kernel still compiling. God please, wherever he is, strike Linus Torvalds with lightning or a missile
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@:nwz: HAGWAFFEN ⚡⚡ :nwz:@Pawlicker Give a troon a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Hang him from a lamp post and you'll never have to see his mutual AIDS posts for a lifetime.
I will be injecting other men's cum into my own balls so that when I ejaculate in public the police can't catch me because the DNA sample is too contaminated.
I exclusively shitpost while jaywalking. Letting people know what I'm thinking is orders of magnitude more important than my safety or physical integrity.
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Didn't know up until now that "To Kill a Mockingbird", the book that presumably 'murican children are forced to read during school, is actually about niggers or whatever. Truly American culture is centered around them lmao
@professionalBigot@Suzu :miku_happy: New vandalism strategy where you remain inside a big box and only pull your hand out from a hole on the side :snake:
@Suzu :miku_happy: >I know this won't be used to stop assaults, cuddles, break ins or gun robbery
Thank God the cuddles will remain. Imagine a world without them :aqua_cry:
@LESS THAN 200 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS Need one of those certs to put on my resume. "Why yes, as you read on my CV I only post absolute bangers" and then I show them the thread where I go into full detail how I'd lick Anne Frank's armpits :lick:
Funniest thing about hispanic names, at least in my country, is that you'll have people with their last name repeated two times. Shit like "Miguel Hernandez Hernandez" because both parents had the same first name.
I had a conversation with a girl who doesn't have her own phone and apparently no social media at all. God bless her soul and free her from the decay of modernity :cc_neet:
@Rick is getting laid (off) Had commie "friends" during uni and that's exactly what they're like lmao. No one did anything to me, but they absolutely hated each other's guts and constantly back-stabbed each other.
@ccc5d141@Christi Junior Next contest has to involve some kind of shitcoin everyone has to buy in order to vote. Then at the end the girl that caused more financial ruin is the one that wins :stonks:
@814f68bf Actually surprisingly nice. It's been raining a lot, certified comfy vibes. Too bad that stormwater drains can't handle it and you have to swim to get around if you walk to places like me lmao
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