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 the underjelqer 
 Jelqozuna 
 The Jelqertaker 
 Remove the swastikas from your handle 
 1. It’s not a swastika, but a Hakenkreuz
2. That would blow my cover, I can’t do that goy. Remove yourself from the white race to help my agenda! 
 Incorrect. You are going too die in the middle of the Pacific Ocean 
 The Pacific Ocean is a lie we told you goyim, thanks for believing in it! It’s actually just a small lake :troll_thinking: 
 I once tripped over a dreidel, and a gorillion of my poor Heeb bones got broken, Johnny. I’m the toughest kike around! 
 When was the last time you got in a fight? 
 I fight every day for my survival against you antisemitic BIGOTS 
 Show your cranial profile, faggot 
 This is me. Definitely not Jeremy Blackburn, it’s literally me.

https://i.poastcdn.org/a9e466a94aac4b7033fd6ec628812f11bbc9da85f09665b706b644b3fa635740.jpeg 
 You don’t read history books where all the European jews were supposed too go too Madagascar?

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 I can’t be me, Johnny. You’re in my head. I am You. 
 It requires my dick in your mom for hours 
 You’d do my mom? That’s pretty gross, man. But go ahead, I guess, you do you 
 You know all the cool goy are going too take Madagascar, right? 
 I was not informed of this, white pill me on Madagascar, Johnny 
 I guess magic is OP. It ran like shit on my rig so I decided to skip out on it. 
 Meh, I guess I’ll pick it up on sale at some point then. I sent out several applications this week, so hopefully those have some results finally. 
 Did you get Elden Ring? 
 No, I never did. I heard a lot of good things about it, though. I was told that the PvP was better than DS’ because a lot more builds were viable, and that sounded nice 
 Does it work well? 
 From what I remember, yes. I told a few of my friends to try it when we did an co-op play through, and they told me it was weird, but effective, especially in PvP. I haven’t played for years now, I think I last played in 2017, but I’ve been feeling like playing it again recently. I’ll give this a go again and see if it works as well as I remember. 
 I always laugh when I hear some retard claim that 2016-2020 were the worst years in American history. After I stop chuckling, I remember that these people are truly beyond saving, and we need to split away from them ASAP. 
 Maybe that is why most of the casualties are from artillery. 
 Artillery has been the main killer in wars since WW1, roughly. 
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 They won’t. 
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 Morning?! It's not even 3AM here. 

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 This thing is creepy