I'm like an Ancient Aliens person but for refusing to believe this was possible with 17th century conditioner technology

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 Chicago got rid of the sub-minimum wage for tipped workers 🎉 

 Idea: alt text on text-only posts that explain wtf you’re talking about 

 Day 1/10 #10films 

I was invited by @4fd496b7  to post one image a day from ten films that had an impact on me. Here's the first one

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 A guy just rode by on a skateboard wielding a bullwhip and as he passed me he loudly whipped the air 

 They need to invent a new kind of outdoors where bugs can’t bite you 

 Someone posted this on r/whatsthisbird and apparently this is the correct way to hold raptors but that kestrel seems unconvinced

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 My favorite part of the nytimes website is getting ads for car brands that only guys who live in evil glass cube houses on remote mountaintops know about

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 Ibuprofen and acetaminophen is kind of like if coke and pepsi worked differently and one of them killed you if you drank six in one day 

 Learning about cpu architecture

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 I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment and katie is at the store and margie is looking down at me on the sidewalk with a sense of dawning victory

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 The only good software license is the kind where you send $10 and a postcard to a guy in madison, wisconsin and he sends you an 8 letter key which you immediately share with all your weird friends 

 What has NASA done to ensure that the OSIRIS-REx asteroid sample doesn't contain five funky little alien dudes who steal the powers of the NBA's most exciting basketball stars 

 If her name’s Parker Posey,
The outlook is rosy;
If it’s Posie then Parker,
Your day just got darker 

 (Forgetting the word “impregnable”) Milord, have no fear. Our castle is unbreedable 

 Amazing what you can do in video games these days

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 Getting some last pollinating in before fall really hits

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