nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 I speak The Truth


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 soooo... how is this a problem again?

Look, I've been told that dumping LSD into the office water cooler was wrong, but did it stop me? Naaaah!


nostr:npub16gwwt268fn3053tqakqu2ra8gpcxt2r9etj2g482v8yqzh922svsj8c9vy that's some derange coping


nostr:npub1enng99khplv3q6zdmnsdt8zh5jmte3e9wdq5j559ldxdw82ljmtseqg3ld she wasn't my type (i wasn't a virgin tho).


nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y yeah, it does.

select * from objects where data->>'actor' = 'https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/users/prettygood' and data->>'content' ilike 'SOME BULLSHIT POST LMAO';

You just need access to the database for that.


nostr:npub1lglsp23xf55a3qhl7z9pmsevfx0tge6whnltjjvvq5739qer8sdqfjlcra dammit i need to fix this shit already :akkobadday:
i have a piece of code, just need to test it before deploying


nostr:npub1qh097tfm3kv0nwffd9ggptn255d3fuqdcy3wauw5p4gz5z45s92qc3xeda nope. nostr:npub1c5u4nuyp50yy82w2y7592le6ta7pyc6tqsulhrg5c5qy5jtrt2dql4sr87 does these cool photoshops of non-existent Apple and other tech.

Check this shit out
https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/112624743138807093


nostr:npub1qh097tfm3kv0nwffd9ggptn255d3fuqdcy3wauw5p4gz5z45s92qc3xeda nostr:npub1c5u4nuyp50yy82w2y7592le6ta7pyc6tqsulhrg5c5qy5jtrt2dql4sr87 photoshop lol


nostr:npub1vuwsup87kt73vczp64mztq3txmkr9mhprlmwk7a9q7fmxzvlgxzqlsyv2p if by MFA you mean OTP, there are hardware tokens with nothing but screen.

I kinda share the sentiment btw.


nostr:npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 ohai! Long time no see!


nostr:npub1enng99khplv3q6zdmnsdt8zh5jmte3e9wdq5j559ldxdw82ljmtseqg3ld wrong. A male-brained perception of this would be that beating women makes you less of a man. But not more of a woman.


nostr:npub1qh097tfm3kv0nwffd9ggptn255d3fuqdcy3wauw5p4gz5z45s92qc3xeda except that he's a furry and openly shills for signal


nostr:npub17ehxdwedjxkktv9eqspp7lhs50w2kdl3cqz63lkasg987lvnya3qpx94rr literally hitler


nostr:npub1trxfes3e68df7vnesgk7gzfa7f73mecejd2xyrs9454w74sgqapss5hxxk i refuse to use xmpp. It needs to be put out of its misery.


:blobcatcomfsob: tfw i will never date young goth Winona Ryder

https://stereophonic.space/media/b973a0ebe92979817b4bbe6874297b22217474b124e3d8952a934e29c34d340e.jpg


Curator of Mastodon.art fediblock :newt:

Chaos evangelist.
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.

:gondola_head: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
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:gondola_legs: :emergency:
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:gondola_feet: :8b_e:

Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.

I write and actively use proprietary software.

"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts."
- @dielan@shitposter.club

"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."
- @moth@husk.site

"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"
- @genmaicha@stereophonic.space

“he is fucking weird”
- @yangwenli@cawfee.club

"newt you must be stopped'
- @iwillbite@whinge.town

"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."
- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl

"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt@stereophonic.space would be it, keep it up king"
- @cell@pl.ebin.zone

"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong."
- @newt@stereophonic.space

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#nobot
#yestipbot

Ţ̴̧̢̧̡̨̛̛̗̼͇̪̬̣̺̭͔̰̼͙̖̟͎̗͇̻͇̹̼̭̳̗̣͚͓̈̃̍́̿͗̈́̍̍͑̆̇̓̃́̊̋̓̾͂̕͝͠ͅH̷̛̗͈̖̭̬͔̖̰̥̮͔͎̣͚̦̜̩̙̩̟̦̒̄͂̈́̾̂̓̾̆͗̽͂̈́̆̆̏̈́͐̓̊͆͂̓̾̈́͌̈́̒̈́̈́̂̅̿̈́̚͘͘̕͝Y̷̛̜̭̱͔̜͖̩̝͖̹͖̹̥̖͕̺̋̈́͛̊̽̈́̌̐͂̾̿̕̚ͅ ̴̛̮͓͔̺̠̠̠̖̥͔̤̟̤̮̭̰̝̩̫̻͉̩͙̻̤̝͎̜̱̦̞͋̀͋̂̎͆͋͗͐̓͂͛͐͒̐̈́͛̓̏̉͑̎̀̐̉̇̽̓͌͗̅̈́͌͐̋͊̈̈́͗̎́͒̋̅͛̕̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅM̵̡̢̢̧̡̡͖̦̺̲̞̪̭͕͙͚͓̦̱̬̲̪̫̥̜̰̼̤̹͉̼̝̤͍̭͕̝͕͈̥̣̘̫̥̣͍̑̊̊̀͜͜͝ͅI̸̧̡̨̡̫̮̪̠̜̟͎̤̜̦̰͓̖̭̤͉̟͎͕̜̩̤͙̰̤̯̥͔̹̤̠͍̙͕̳͔͓̙̼͕̪̜̟̦̼͇͖͉̭̮͇̪̯̝͍̍̽̆͗͊̅̎͆̃̐̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅN̷̥̺̤̣̠̘͓͈̼̰̭̬̋́̐͛̂̊̄͆̆̈́̒̈̽͂͑̌͑̉́̑̒͗̾́͗̂͘̕͠͝Ḑ̴͕̩̠̼̮͓̪̩̱̟̥̞̊͂͒̊̄̆̉̀̇͌͐̑͐́̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅ ̶̧̢̡̙͈͚͎̼̼̳̹̗̺̠̗̤̞̰͖̲̫̌̈́̾͐̌̈́̀̃͒̒̇̒̎͂͒̈̅̿͐͒̅̓̿͗͗͑̆͛͋̎͑͆̏̔͐͒̎̅̍̂̉̎͊̇̀́͗̎̒́̓̈́͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅŚ̵̡̧͇̹̬̝̟̟̯̘̮͓̭͚̮̼͔̥̘̦͉̫̙̤̰̻̺̳̱͙̫͎͖̖͇̀̓̂̽̈́̄̈́̆̐̈́͊͂͛́̎̄͗̀̆̇͊̃́͂͂͑̈́̈́͒̈́̑̋́͛̾́͑͊̚͠͝ͅH̴̨̧̧̡̛̛̛̬̞̳̯͎̦͇̞͈̳͓͈͓̤̼̘̱͈̘̩͎̘̳͈̳͓̫̝̲̟̳̙͎̦͕̟̦̺̖̫̄̋͛̔̾͑̿̌̐̊̋̃́͊̿̇̿̋͋͋̆̈́̌͑̈́̆̂̋̿̍̍͋͗͑̓̀̊͌̐̽̿̚͘͘͘͜͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̩͚̲̲͓̞̖̣̠̤̰̪̳̩̝̗̗̘͚͕̰͎̱͍̣͚͓̞̲͇̬̫̤͉͙̰̮͕͙͚̯̼̣̦͖̫̘̺͚̌̂̓̍͋́̓̒̏͜ͅͅL̷̨̢̡̡̢̨̛̪̭̣̝̻͈͙̹̠͎̯̤͈̳̟͓̜̬͉̩̤͕̰̤̠̠͚͙͇͔̣̝̯̘͙̰̗̭̲̦̟͕̭͇̪͚̞̻̰̘̹͕̘͙͓̋̈͛͂̍́̈́̄̐̿̐̏̊̋̂̇̽̃͌̀́̍͝ͅL̷̺̠̫̱̍̑̌ ̴̡̢̧̼̼͖̥͉̬̮̥͓͇̼̹̙̟͓̼̣̫̰̘̪͖͚̠̘͙̥̺̐͂́̎̿ͅB̴̧͔͓͓͔̖̝̫̗̯͔̫̗͇̙͙̏̿͐̒͋̒͐È̸̢̛͕̩͖̩͕̹̹̟̜̖̦̜̥̪̰͔̮̭̫̳̦̝̥͕̟̬̰̗̙̳̪̤͈̯̣͇̖͌̈́̍͒̍ͅ ̵̧̧̧̬̜̲̮̖͉̤̠̫͉̱̯̟͙͙̘̭̲͇͙̦̫̲̞̼͈͍͓̊͛̾̀̒̂̏̂͛̋̾̃̇̃̈̋̇̀̐̍̄̓̒̀̐̓͂̑̓̀̉̎͐͋͘͘̕͝ͅĊ̸̡̡̨̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̬̺̘̫͓̪̪̘͔͈̠̳̱̝͕̱͍̘͖̫͙̫̥̘̥̳̦̲͚̙̟̯̝͔̝̼͎͇̹͍͔̥͔̤̙̤̲̥̯̩̞̬͔̋̉͒̊̃̏͐͋͂͊̍́̒̈́̿͋́̅̐̔̈́͑̋͒̎̿̀́̓̐̋͗̈́͒̽̒̓̍͑͒́́͋̒͂͋̆̌̈́̐̍̈́̾́̽͂̒̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅƠ̶̢̛̛̛̲̥̬͇̼̠͙̍̈̈́̈́̒̑͒̈́̏̈́͒̏̍͐̄͋̎͑͗̐͗̀́̃̈̂̈͊̌̍͐̽̀̂̌͊̍̍̒͊̈́̈́̈́̀͘͘͠͝͠͝͠͠N̶̡̛̮̦͓̥̟̙̤̤̤̥͚͖̻̻̗͖̜̥̠͈̺̊͂̋̇̄̔̓́̆̒͆̒̃͗́͑͂̌̈͒̎͋̀͛̾̄̌̀͛̍̃̂̓̂͒̾̄͋͊̅̒͆̂͌̔̀̿̂̌͆́͊̿͂̂̑̕͘̕̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̢̢̛̰͉̭̯̦̟̠͔͈̮̣̜̖͍͔̼͈̺̙͈̒̇̋̀̑͌͆͋̀̒͋̑́̏̌̃̈̌̒͛͛͗͒̎̓̐̀̈́̾̅̐͌̾̀̏͂͛̾͒̈́̀̉̓́̉̾͗͑͒̓͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅƯ̷̢̨̨̢̨̡̲̟̰̻̱̣̻̤̳̜̲̭̝̦̻̱̲̻̣̯̖̜̪̦̜̤̼̱̯̹̜̤͉̻͇̙͓̤̫͍͓̺̄̃̈͂͗̊̄̀̃͛͐̋͐̈̓̀̑͋̈́̓͗̊̒̃͌̈́̈́̓̃̌̂͛̽͗͛̕̕͜͠M̸̢̻̝͚̣̥͕͈̜͈̗͉͕̹̻̝̲̩̤̖̜̳̬͎̙̲̘̪̬͚̗̝̲̼̲͉̊̈́́̎́̾̓̾́͋͂̓̒͑͋̈́̋̇͋̈̕̚È̸͇̭̭͉̣͊͑̊̈́͐̉̈́̉͗̿̆̃̂̅̎͑̀̏́̚̚͘͝Ḑ̸̡̡̧̧͕̼͇̬̮̥̪̜̞̠̰͕̝̼̫̝̻͔̳̜̬̟͎̟͆̆̓͌̊͒̔̐̇͠ͅͅ


To be fair, my first and last thinkpad that I bought for my own money - x201i - was probably the suckiest laptop I have ever had. For one, it had paid drivers. The modem driver specifically was capped at 14400bps unless I were to pay money to Connexant to unlock it. I never used it, because it was almost mid 2010s and who the fuck would use a modem at that day and age. But still, the very notion of paid drivers is something I think people should be poured molten led into their urethras for.


nostr:npub14z09gncvznjp2mxkh7x263zpmmxp66xrfrgwjefn3a090eh2cjnqss633a nostr:npub1lc8y02hpjpzcv5cw3p4hd8lvczsjl3rkcnfs6gku90syer2fg6fslg92pf i knew a guy who got a pet fox just by catching it. Nobody really gives a damn.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 you don't need DMA for audio. Bandwidth is low enough and modern USB stacks offer low enough latency.


nostr:npub1f8e6w3kg6cptk4ljl09ua3vezr7gws4jcuwyvzdnpytsnlp2yd6savzu5u he is not wrong, you know. Maybe the water that makes frogs gay has finally gotten to him.


every single fucking time

https://stereophonic.space/media/08a82a2ecac4ad87a19198b1dcec5caa179eb7a1b7980afd5cf27174238a0d42.png


I'm so glad I'm not a woman.


HOLY SHIT PRESCRIPTION GLASSES ARE A FUCK

How do you even wear them? I wanna throw up from distortions and aberrations.


Goatse-driven development when?


Happy Death Day is a really fun movie :comfygeek:


LTO-9 drives start from $4600 :NotLikeThis:


Yay I'm back in the known world. No more AMA.


I hope the joke is not too niche...

:ablobangel:


now i am properly caffeinated :comfycofe:


Can't sleep again.


nostr:npub1xanjytp3clslynd2hxlnxg32jzz9wafxj9g4x6k28sjgljasd8wq3qjlvy ugh.. i hope you russkies don't drink IPA. It's not as bad for you as methanol, but still might just fuck you up.


suya :suya:


Can't sleep :akkounamused2:


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 no, you probably don't.


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 actually yes, but he's ugly and stupid :akkounamused:


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 you're taller than my mom! And she managed to give birth to the most awesome dude in the world. You're fine, don't make your height stop you from achieving your dreams, because it totally shouldn't.


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 how tall are you?


nostr:npub19evw3m5663gjcg4cnaehfx42uxlq49kj6mxj06an30hz3e5navwq4zs343 man, I've been around for more than two decades and still don't have a boyfriend :akkobadday:


true

https://stereophonic.space/media/cf2b5e6ae15801048178d8ecacb882fa7af8463f6f93558231395aa01147dace.png


nostr:npub1ur8fxq4ltnjx53ndtd4sgq85ljm4wcmyldnlrf85hqr8r5s2evdqt0p9wf nostr:npub167xcv9dd9cj4c0yjddlgnpdct0vxkenuxna38y4c2czuady4lwdqx6pakz lmao that's me! Except existential dread.


nostr:npub1aum4qlaqrl9jlqahrt57czar9ah84nelfv0w75n28nk0d7x22z8q565jx0 :mokouVomit:


I've shown The Room today to my frens and their lives will never be the same.


nostr:npub1qlzh5fpuj8l6g5q6uchr0nyxyrz22gw46796mvmyqlup7qng70vsd3ve3a if you turn that gal into a dude, this could be used to illustrate Space Raptor Butt Invasion

https://stereophonic.space/media/639db861027ff9afc3aa7f0a66f809d5d5df4bab81dd01e356ec4c222af84306.png


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t stop complimenting me

:catblush:


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t why do I have to pay taxes on my income but the government doesn't pay me on my losses?


nostr:npub1zdl5ujwy8zsdy8rac26la2usu4mjw8cs853nj9satleartsxm7nq39jnge nostr:npub1atp0d3qndg8cev45pc3grwpqtfa6vuh4a943yqhvt6uhljzaqswstm37us is it really fake if it's rebuilt with love and care for the details? Many historical sights in Europe were destroyed in WW2 and rebuilt later.


CURSED :aqua_aaa:

https://stereophonic.space/media/6f1290cdb9790db750d4f31373f73b4e29314d02ca532490e4d685441100b0e1.jpg


man, i still laugh when i remember that dude from a couple of years ago who ragequit Stereophonic because we made fun of GNOME.

:akkogiggle:


nostr:npub1atp0d3qndg8cev45pc3grwpqtfa6vuh4a943yqhvt6uhljzaqswstm37us reasons

https://stereophonic.space/media/b688c1f91823e04cfa25ea01c6b007e0108bf0b11d1b4593bcec82c8fb794442.jpg


Does anyone here wanna play DEFCON?


nostr:npub1n2gs9vudmea9zheudklwzk5xz8q7c5zsrqlpqtgye2lcr29m70uqnuwhty volume slider in GNOME Music vibes


nostr:npub1w7zvr7zkkaztcpznfd46xx42nf2vkxftqnlm2nlwnrk4f454fpjs4due4q americans are obsessed with black people. It's their new religion. You can say God's name in vain and nobody cares, but dare say "nigger" and suddenly everyone is offended. It's their new god. Being called racist is the worst curse that people can put on you. Or at least this is what some happen to think.


nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng you're married, dude


nostr:npub1f8e6w3kg6cptk4ljl09ua3vezr7gws4jcuwyvzdnpytsnlp2yd6savzu5u playing xcom?


nostr:npub1vwr5s27ye0f8a267awgl07zwkwshtqkg9ywnx8ltx2as39v5kcysu9fnzd i thought it was only an american meme


"Nymphs Hunting"
Julius Leblanc Stewart
1898

https://stereophonic.space/media/8dc6eff9d474e5a2824e5c7a94ca6d7bd413391481ad422062a837eaaba5ddea.png


such a good boy!

https://stereophonic.space/media/03fe4e6af8ef5f52c23ad1b51a04e06d4857c2fbbc31f04d078b44641f9dad51.png


nostr:npub1qrq73w6gc85z6y8xj5qfs54w4wpyhf5r3wugndmmrumulw39f47s97ya27 do the honors, please. I'm off to bed :suya:


nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l wat


nostr:npub1kwls6ngjm6ef9fqrlj98a0h3kdsssymqvfjdzlj7rrajgu3y8lxqlawmg5 can i have a copy?


nostr:npub140axf53xswxgpeft3u908zz4ktr2uemwd5gp89djw0xezp7ahsrshesnr9 lmao


Nice pizza sesh with an undisclosed fedi user and his waifu

:blobcatcomfpizza:


what do you mean those nuns in porn aren't really nuns?

:akkowtf2:


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 revolut will block all your accounts (including non-crypto ones) if you receive BTC from a non-custodial account.


Stuck listening to this song on repeat :catMusic:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=TOZwEnZspCs


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 you seem to have a pattern


https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gtk/-/issues/221

in 2002 Emacs people open a bug in GTK. In 2019 GNOME people close it because "lmao we're not gonna do it anyway". GTK has my probably favourite bug tracker with regards to amounts of drama.


What is even the point of having a L'Eunuchs system in your pocket if you can't run reliably Emacs on it? I could have just as well bought a vibrating dildo and it would've been just as useful. Hell, I could beat people with a dildo (a friend of mine successfully defended herself from a mugger by knocking him out with a schlong), can't do this with a phone.

:akkobadday:


To be fair, I don't even know whether these bugs are Emacs or Android bugs or what even is going on. I only wanted to write texts in Org and Latex, but can't even do that because font rendering is borked.

Can we please have nice things? Pretty please?


Emacs on Android is so fucking bugged :uneasyAkko:


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60

on a related note, pointer provenance seems to finally become described in the upcoming C23 standard. Maybe. I hope.

https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/n2263.htm


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 to be precise, I'm the opposite of a programmer. Programmers write code. I remove it.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 no, the best way would be to nuke C as it is now.

Look, the C standard is written probably even more vaguely than the Bible. It's inconsistent. It has terms that aren't explicitly defined or even explained with examples, but the definition of UB sometimes relies on these terms (look up "pointer provenance", for one). The very fact of existence of this mess is a testament to how much "software engineering" is an oxymoron, really.

https://stereophonic.space/media/1bd93a6dbd5ddd472c6e2bd4413ae1b39a0d40035d8cda9b44bb86b11b522535.mp4


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 I'm not a programmer either. I'm the guy who's annoyed enough to take care of shit.

:akkobadday:


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 does it matter? Creating a new backend isn't exactly rocket science, especially now that LLVM exists. What matters is the language semantics. Also, if that resulting C code is guaranteed free from UB, then it's all good.


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60
>because if you execute programs that are already written in C, then they will be as fast (effectively) as if you wrote the C code to do the operation yourself.

Ugh... I hate to disappoint you, but not even close.


nostr:npub12k72r0e8mq8vwqnlpw79k4f0pm66qvjwneelanplcjhdxhmpla3s9ltvsy nostr:npub12g29c9p5qq0hcz9wvl6mlyrx93978fyldd5vtml7w95yyehe58mqame9nm both are total shit. Small cheap offshore countries rule.


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely it's pretty good for scripting. Also, Tk used to be popular for quickly making GUI apps (that looked ugly as hell but hey!).


I'm going to start playing Arcanum. Wish me luck!


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely tcl


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996
>Right before the compilers implemented the behavior that optimized away infinite loops, or any of the other retarded shit they crammed in there.  The standard body has gone loopy.

The standard has always been like this, ever since C89 (aka ANSI C).

It's the eternal problem with C, it is not one language but three. There is the C that is described in the ISO standard. There is the C implemented in compilers. And there is the C that exists in programmers' minds. And these three might be entirely different languages with different semantics.


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996
>This is why I listed the two acceptable current-year compilers.

Acceptable for what? Acceptable for your projects? Maybe. Acceptable for compiling a L'EUnuchs system? Probably not.

>Then they are not C99 compilers, but some other language.

I checked again, the FP thing is optional. So yes, they are C99 compilers.

>C is C23, otherwise you're talking about some other language, it's not C.

C23 isn't out yet. But they do implement C20, so yes, they are C compilers

>Before, as long as you avoided doing things that actually were non-portable, your C worked fine.

When exactly was this before? Before C89? I don't think so, because most compilers implemented vastly different language features. Remember near/far pointers from Microsoft C? Yeah...

C was never really portable, unless by portable we mean having to manually port and re-test the majority of code. It's all false advertising that people took seriously.


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 I don't care about the first C compilers. I care about the compilers we have today, in the year or our Lord 2023.

As far as I know, both gcc and clang implement C99 thoroughly except some floating point pragmas (https://en.cppreference.com/w/c/compiler_support). Dunno about the later standards and don't really care that much about them.


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 regardless of what they do or don't do. The C language as described in the ISO standard is a piece of shit. If you have another language in mind, this isn't the C language. How about we call it Cistolero to avoid any confusion?


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996
>That was the point of the thread:  the standard sucks.  Best to just ignore the standard.

You can ignore the standard, but compiler authors won't. And then your code will eat shit and die in fire.


nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 no, it wasn't. C is a crudely hacked together set of PDP-11 assembly macros that somehow was mistaken for a programming language.

I don't really have any issues with it's "dangerous" features like pointers or what not, but those THIRTEEN FUCKING PAGES of Undefined Behaviour in the standard are what's so disgusting about it. That and function pointers syntax.


nostr:npub17jqvr0kp48sjwctcvhre8lk87yr5qqe726zkunwq2uhtd35wdx4sgkv996 nostr:npub1ch8nj9yu4676fnwkzacu28mt4y002ezeryqyuhzfnzjw560sq5fqaysw60 and this is why C sucks and must die.


nostr:npub16u9rw3mehumwzl7cj6ydwrq7ck5dyas56smth8ulaflg0t5cxe4qq9lnfq i have none. My attention span is smaller than 0.5s. Wait, what's going on here?


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 nostr:npub1u83gudwdfwjngz5eqxkrnpvsuydvqwjxwz0majvehqrh62804hfq8yr2s5 i don't crave it, but i certainly do enjoy it :blobcatcomfyuwu:

now, do you wanna go on a date with me?


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 touché. Don't worry, I have enough exes and I got you covered.


nostr:npub1g8usudh2hddznwaxnjv4h8tamszqcqf9pvknzj2ewvds7nnp5f9qqvckca i have four and none have leds :uneasyAkko:

but at least winamp still works, so hey


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 because it's her birthday and I remembered it!


Sent a Happy Birthday to the ex I haven't seen in years :akkobadday:

perchance, it's a bad idea.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 oh you too are Russian? Everyone is Russian today!


nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw everyone on fedi is secretly Russian, except you.


Two out of five most populated rooms on Matrix.org are Russian :comfypeekeyes:

Is Matrix really popular in Russia or what is going on?

https://stereophonic.space/media/8391210c9e514844e4938978e6125b0ba6cc766b4a2c5e76b2f0cd017e346b77.png


nostr:npub1g8usudh2hddznwaxnjv4h8tamszqcqf9pvknzj2ewvds7nnp5f9qqvckca oh what was it called?


nostr:npub1250kzt5eet2jynh7qjlw9h2x4peum6vzex55fvcw2zcu5vr5me8suvxt3h no


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 just for me!


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 pleeeeeeease!


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 show us!


Just Noita things...

https://stereophonic.space/media/00a2a655e22ba26c9c5af6414476c9dda396c28cad1696b490ed94d7c9e4a0bc.jpeg


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 it's not a playthrough :akkogiggle:

It's a review essay.


Ugh I bet I could finish DX:HR in less time...

https://stereophonic.space/media/21cb45b8fa6f9e58027daa41ccc53d4a897926c1c62309509c90027f98d8f36c.png


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t I played Red Alert for its cinematics


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t the world must know


Gnocchis are pasta smh :akko_aaa:


I crave gnocchi :blobreachdrool:


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t of course! She's also incredibly gentle and yet assertive when the drills into your teeth.


nostr:npub16d6663a9zye0v9lxa64rpeeptu6aaqf3y4wqn0hquzlju9mz3evqaajdg4 never


nostr:npub12hanh66wl2unp2yrwq6x29hwy4x36pqw7q472gwmngfv4a6zn8zqgjw5tw nostr:npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym all of my frens who had it are more than happy. All were near-sighted like me or worse.


nostr:npub1vdedzl2g2avycvphrl0v6pe0q5dpk7x33pkkvg8zu35wcsfndg2sjrzzw9 nearsighted. About 20/80. My left eye is slightly worse than the right one and it's annoying as fuck.


I'm too much of a pussy to get an eye surgery, so I'm gonna pick up my first prescription glasses tomorrow :nerdthinking:


nostr:npub163k0gvm3x8s7qqjnukf6a2jq4nus3s74j7y64pctcgrwy3nmsllswwhljx dis from wikipoodia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon_language

https://stereophonic.space/media/633cd8f887f9ce5d4d42c554213a371165f8b02ac295fdf78bebf147f94706fc.png


nostr:npub1w7zvr7zkkaztcpznfd46xx42nf2vkxftqnlm2nlwnrk4f454fpjs4due4q tabs are gay lol


>In 2007, a report surfaced that Multnomah County, Oregon, was hiring Klingon translators for its mental health program in case patients came into a psychiatric hospital speaking nothing but Klingon.

https://stereophonic.space/media/959ef02a01ae42b16fe576d097891c02fe6ffa6174576785d0af9f7bfc0dd54c.png


Now we know why meso needs to much asbestos..

https://stereophonic.space/media/357c4d2c3a8992281b177d44dabaa1cf71e77c4dc3dfadd512bf99464102a8fb.png


tfw no zealous catholic princess gf to burn lutherans with :comfysob:


nostr:npub15g3zheyf6znnr0jankrmy0qfq4dfsl2d6gvd2khs5n92s4j7ca7sqfsdvv couple of years.


nostr:npub15g3zheyf6znnr0jankrmy0qfq4dfsl2d6gvd2khs5n92s4j7ca7sqfsdvv nah, they're fine. Just need to change the insoles.


Forgot to wrap my feet and now I have enormous blisters from these boots :akkommpf:


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely STOP WHINING AND GRIND DA SHIT

:blobhyperwubbel:


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely yeah, you really do suck at everything.

lmao no, but you really do have self-esteem problems.


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely stupid policy. I'd sabotage it first.


nostr:npub1z06laf0rhhwzd7h0y303hfp6e7r29e8p6vyl2yr7nv5uefdgtcfslny3q9 nostr:npub12dxt6c00ru2nslyjyrt8mefrkhctvnqt9pkncmjm83g4wldwwvssp4tug5 what if you give them someone else's address?


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely could be more white! My white coat is in progress.


Too cold for skating. Time to be goth.

https://stereophonic.space/media/79306dcfe401504e2b68447a3900e8a591d7117919851bd0c2ac087f52ee18e5.jpg


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 no, it varies between ISPs and mostly seems to depend on the user count. Because it's much easier to NAT 100 users per single IPv4 address than 10000 users. Therefore, offloading some traffic to IPv6 makes life ever so easier for them. Basically, this is the main driving force when it comes to residential ISPs.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 again, many ISPs that I used had IPv6 connectivity. Here almost every single one of them provides IPv6. No issues whatsoever.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 anyhow, I don't really understand what it is you're trying to say with regards to IPv6.

Should we use IPv6? Yes, it's nice to have.
Is it good to replace IPv4 in 100% of cases? No, it isn't. Some parts of the spec are nonsensical. The whole idea about removing NAT completely is just retarded.
Do IPv6 implementations have more bugs than IPv4? Probably not. The code for the core parts IPv6 isn't that complex. I wrote it once for a pet project of mine from scratch over a couple of weeks and it even worked.
Why isn't IPv6 ubiquitously available? People are lazy and IPv4 is mostly good enough for residential connections, but IPv6 is already widely used at corporate environments, cellular networks, etc.
Should we remove IPv4 eventually? Yes, but only when IPv8 is rolled out.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 lmao i've had this since forever (eth1 is unplugged). Seems working just fine for me.

https://stereophonic.space/media/531d331e8eacbab7469250ed49afea0960ef0c00ba3dd378edc1d21d2a5fb503.png


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 systemd doesn't integrate anything, it's just another component. OpenSSL is still developed separately by an entirely different group of people than NetworkManager, for one.


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5

>You're focusing too much on this particular problem, but it's not the point, it's just one example that I could come up with off the top of my head. My point is that it's not as thoroughly tested as IPv4.

I can give you a shitload of examples where L'Eunuchs IPv4 code eats a dick. The problem is that L'Eunuchs systems are a loose bunch of software and quality of its components varies greatly.

>IPv6 doesn't have a comparable user base, assuming that there are bugs in IPv6 implementations is only reasonable.

No, it's not reasonable. Again, OpenSSL was used probably more than even L'Eunuchs kernel, but Heartbleed still happened.

>Still, what are enterprises' incentives to use IPv6 internally? It's not like a lot of companies might be running out of addresses — even huge international ones, they are also probably fine with NAT

Easier configuration and a bunch of goodies.


nostr:npub16d6663a9zye0v9lxa64rpeeptu6aaqf3y4wqn0hquzlju9mz3evqaajdg4 google premoderates ads


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 do you have this problem in OpenBSD? Because they have much more capable networking system than L'Eunuchs does.

I don't really hold particularly high hopes about Cisco or Juniper, but they are more focused on the network stuff than L'Eunuchs people.

Also, IPv6 is much more widespread in the corporate world than you might think. Some huge corpos don't even have IPv4 in their internal networks. I know at least of one.


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 help her with what? :comfypeekeyes:


nostr:npub1y749ew2wfqfydazhmy9xj0qegvfkn8qlrm3grc8x2u3lplcxufds6zgta6 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19zq9jfyaxp5d9x2wzm9p4gr7cndhtap5qs549efkxpwgagwwz65svnu4m5 L'Eunuchs sucks dicks. What else is new?


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 well, some of them act like giant cunts, so...

anyway, i want a day off when my gf has periods, so that I could gtfo somewhere safe.


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 agreed. And so do men.


nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l both leftoids and spinsters pretty accurately describe each other


No skateboarding session today. Fucking weather :akkobadday:


nostr:npub1unuezse65ps83m8m3a7qxnuzlpfdczvpqy2cku2a2p0js5hr8vhqclzsng because this is how Gamescope works. It's a cool thing to run older games, check it out.


nostr:npub1unuezse65ps83m8m3a7qxnuzlpfdczvpqy2cku2a2p0js5hr8vhqclzsng it's Gamescope. Imagine, running an X11 program inside XWayland inside a wayland compositor (Gamescope) inside Xorg. This is what is going on here.


Man, I love playing L'Eunuchs games!

https://stereophonic.space/media/9ed07e12d6308cd29bc1b110ebdfd0ef7b40053b60f32b6bef8d16aeb6338517.png


nostr:npub1unuezse65ps83m8m3a7qxnuzlpfdczvpqy2cku2a2p0js5hr8vhqclzsng oh thank you! This worked.


Remember when AMD CPUs where really HOT? Good times!

:ablobonfire:

https://stereophonic.space/media/17e9d20270df1774cbc394d662faa554ec247637d02fb0e56898671e8ef43dbe.mp4


wow finally finished Heretic

https://stereophonic.space/media/02623cda54ad0b73e112d7a3cde99f983b6ae099b492cf5db9a966700dac8b8e.png


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l oh wait.. Linus did a video on it :akkogiggle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=minxwFqinpw


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l screw NFS. You can aggregate enough free cloud storage accounts together to create infinite memory!


nostr:npub136a95w6hcc0zzp6sqj9flqxrp74hzzh8xh8sf8kjsgdul5d09g8sd27aek thank fuck!


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 oh.. that's just my desktop machine. I doubt I'll store that much on my personal servers and whatever my employers do isn't any of my concern. Thank God, I chose software engineering instead of system administration as my career.


nostr:npub150gjm6xcjfxm6pkesv9sslxfk36leu79waz5h70trl3e35nr7uvqhzwtf8 zfs ftw lmao


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5

https://stereophonic.space/media/4cb25c41b7302b640d3a3d6d30a8fcc08f0b28cac0c74b84fca112e0f9a5adb7.png


Also just FYI. Ext4 filesystem stores directory structure as a linked list, so search and access time increases linearly with the number of nodes in a directory. The best way to kill performance is to create 100000 subdirectories lmao.

Which is to say, Ext4 sucks immensely.


Imagine this but for a 32 Terabyte RAID.

https://stereophonic.space/media/dfdf09ad2f0d0d137fca5a2c5955fff064fecab805b396df62c3d81a575dcc76.png


nostr:npub1xymhzgt0npa4feyllc7hl8jwkhwcm9zacdhkfjh0w3gn2npjtaxs34nz48
:akkohi: "We're like a big family..."
:nerdthinking: "Oh good! I'm a big incest hentai fan!"


nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng
https://audio-video.gnu.org/video/gnu40/rms-gnu40.webm

he's got cancer


nostr:npub1qlzh5fpuj8l6g5q6uchr0nyxyrz22gw46796mvmyqlup7qng70vsd3ve3a so, basically regular sushi like almost everywhere else :akkounamused2:

I honestly hoped for some tree bark.


nostr:npub1qlzh5fpuj8l6g5q6uchr0nyxyrz22gw46796mvmyqlup7qng70vsd3ve3a wtf is Finnish sushi? Is it like, a piece of raw moose on a tree bark?


I never thought I would see :rms: without hair and beard.


nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw i call my body a flesh mecha for my brain. And it's time for an upgrade!


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh i tried GNOME on a laptop like that and it utterly sucked. Same as KDE. Same as every other L'Eunuchs interface. It can't even summon the screen keyboard reliably when I tap on an input field. Total and utter disgrace.


Somehow the peculiarities of GNOME user interface now make a lot of sense...

https://stereophonic.space/media/16bb15bdf5fbde2030abf02823b6af7d84f8a09781f8c3082d4fb1f3d4ee29ac.png


nostr:npub1x8qmm8t9lh84u8rnylg32y9mzwn62ny4mue94vnh9vzkujnwypzshnhcyw not a great choice. Meanwhile, roaster and smoked moose meat is delicious :owonom:


How do you cook moose nose? Asking because my local market sells it separately.

:comfychef:

https://stereophonic.space/media/b9b1fb1aa2811ab8edcc0420e752667c1889e88f472dd5dcecc079ffa7d2068e.png


nostr:npub127x4hme563sljgyp3g7t4w9zsz6qmnp846jxpe5fatj3ympg66jqffpfvn hahahaha again, doubt it. Given the sheer amount of corruption here and how powerless the government is at most things, I'll be eating beef til I die.


nostr:npub127x4hme563sljgyp3g7t4w9zsz6qmnp846jxpe5fatj3ympg66jqffpfvn good thing i'm not in the US. Nobody's going to ban it here.


Can't
stop
eating
beef

:burgnom:


nostr:npub1w48uaeyv2p909a9r53lzrr9hh6ujfz0h99lfy4fzy9q7tquv935sdqhper basically, me in my teens :akkoderp:


nostr:npub1dupwy7xz53nm5vgjvt9sc6ztj8q76x8xsx3y0neq0vlpg2eluehshqqa6l yay! Finally this winter bullshit will be no more! How can I contribute to making the world a warmer place?


Bizarre idea of making a single European Union from 1920.

https://stereophonic.space/media/99f0d6dce29d0aa3903144dd8a3f3f22de53c3d3b09e85593701e350cd28b558.jpg


nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7cyc6rmcrld33wuqds03xu4agn0fje8l6ydmqfz83x3 :akkobadday: she’s too dumb even for a journo


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 both IPv6 and Wayland are the worst cases of the second system effect in existence so far. Even OS/360 wasn’t as disastrous.


I swear to God, I accidentally clicked on North Korea in Google Maps and there was this place.

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.330997,126.1148603,14z

https://stereophonic.space/media/109fd6d897788354428c11e9cd6726dd971c188a363d3be507dd5f6f149d1c1f.png


nostr:npub1l4zwh56tscqnqc3y8k48a7s7jsqzy3kap30tj4uah63v3n5jprysp4cyh6 no, they're SATA. The readout is from my system drive that I've had for a few years now.

Though, NVMe HDDs are coming, at least in the server segment. The reason is that SATA sucks and requires a separate controller in the motherboard, while NVMe runs directly over PCIe. There's also the issue with SATA having limited number of queues and not allowing parallel requests. Even if the data is in the HDDs cache, it won't be transmitted until a previous request is fulfilled, even if it requires searching the spinning discs.

Also, these new high-density HDDs are LOUD AS ALL FUCK. They aren't something I'd want in my home server ever.


nostr:npub108ez5kvh5zgwt3hudetul3cy3y5efukeqf9kfzlklz5dgeufzt9qz3582j typical :akko_unamused:

at least you didn't run into a surgeon who wanted to cut you open just for teh lulz and a cool paper to submit.


I think my Switch is ded :akkosad:


nostr:npub1737yy4gk7lfhec4pnns4azpfc3em924tse4caldmdc5tlpmmswuqz7t6ft my dreams mostly feature either naked women or me fighting hordes of alien monsters, neither of which I stare at 12 hours a day.

Then again, I don't stare at my phone for that long either.


oh wow.. this isn't a good workflow :akkoaah:

https://stereophonic.space/media/ef668ab230afb1a79a73108a42a4d0a0d2b080ab87800a03d1ffd8df10a8df8a.png


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh swords should be common for men. Period.


oh.. a new spam wave from mastodon.social :akkounamused2:


:akkoaww:

https://stereophonic.space/media/038b46533d0a66257020a303ec8a787415e229ff13bb7173cb7c7f05e3d5a068.png


nostr:npub1aupzulstys839ndg73kjguf68k6l5e49krgxecqtqaj3tvxehhjshhzdak there was also no escape. This is why Neo had powers in "the real world".


nostr:npub108ez5kvh5zgwt3hudetul3cy3y5efukeqf9kfzlklz5dgeufzt9qz3582j :comfyhug1::comfyhug2:


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh but they are the same mass!


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh would you prefer one 90kg woman or 2x45kg?


I'm invited to a Halloween party and I'm thinking about a Solid Snek costume :ablobnomblobpartyhyper:


$ sudo hdparm --set-sector-size 4096 /dev/sda

/dev/sda:
Use of --set-sector-size is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
This will likely destroy all data on the drive.
Please also supply the --please-destroy-my-drive flag if you really want this.
Program aborted.

:akkogiggle:


Can't run badblocks on it because badblocks uses a 32-bit counter for sectors :facepalm:


>buy 18Tb drives
>they are 16.4Tb

Lies! All lies! Nobody can be trusted!

https://stereophonic.space/media/19e5c9754163c268aa5c34483f3f134915dea033c8b9795c23069fd735107e72.png


nostr:npub1xa7jr5wl773mwvuduve29zj8n53vfgcqlulaq0mma85xr75hwv9svzy7yc nostr:npub10kpejapvt6u8m7ls45aspdg9935v50fqegm6fq4ex8n2v3ajavgqz80rjj as you should've a long time ago


nostr:npub1xa7jr5wl773mwvuduve29zj8n53vfgcqlulaq0mma85xr75hwv9svzy7yc nostr:npub10kpejapvt6u8m7ls45aspdg9935v50fqegm6fq4ex8n2v3ajavgqz80rjj because Thunderbird and some other clients gave in and implemented special features to support GMail (namely, OAuth authentication). None of the older mail clients will work with GMail today.

Also, Google manually approves a list of mail clients you are allowed to use with your GMail account. For example, check out these notes from Pegasus Mail developer.

https://www.pmail.com/newsflash.htm


nostr:npub1xa7jr5wl773mwvuduve29zj8n53vfgcqlulaq0mma85xr75hwv9svzy7yc nostr:npub10kpejapvt6u8m7ls45aspdg9935v50fqegm6fq4ex8n2v3ajavgqz80rjj except they did it


so many cute girls :blobcatcomfyuwu:


Paradox of lactose tolerance

:milkchan:


It's Friday, my dudes :akkofistup:


i miss georgia


One Pantsu Man :akko_aaa:


Ok, second big cup of cofe fixed this.


nostr:npub1w48uaeyv2p909a9r53lzrr9hh6ujfz0h99lfy4fzy9q7tquv935sdqhper can confirm, this works


oh wait.. we actually aren't!


Despite all the rumors, Stereophonic Space isn't a satanist instance. We find christian girls cute too!

https://stereophonic.space/media/920b47edc50e4230ee980f7e8d5bd1724f30bccf47dca454a90e74ac345693a9.jpg


nostr:npub106dam65ww9ztdqj26xvh08dyuc7lj7nmkrtrujwsmyq2n6g3r33saq3m89 nostr:npub125zeu0lpplpecgrtxprkd7m8ereyfejj6zz2xyy823exkwawlzaqpdz9jd didn't know Satan lived in women's vaginas and liked being worshipped with a penis


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 happy birthday!


nostr:npub106dam65ww9ztdqj26xvh08dyuc7lj7nmkrtrujwsmyq2n6g3r33saq3m89 nostr:npub125zeu0lpplpecgrtxprkd7m8ereyfejj6zz2xyy823exkwawlzaqpdz9jd no, i just have a particular taste in women. You can't possibly comprehend what it's like to be heterosexual on fedi.


nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely never underestimate the sheer power of weaponised autism


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 no, it's just a photoshoot. See my reply above.


Ok, so... i have this autistic friend. I sent her this photo and... she found the girl. Contacts, address, etc.

:comfypeeksweat:


so many korean girls on this flight..


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh i'm still amazed how many anglos are outraged by the notion of grammatical gender


nostr:npub140axf53xswxgpeft3u908zz4ktr2uemwd5gp89djw0xezp7ahsrshesnr9 lmao wtf is TBS?


oh look! Alex Johns was fighting gay frogs even before it was cool!

https://stereophonic.space/media/95f24f6699fbc5fa02ea615c4990c1f1e58b5ca0e556dc3ab731afab99cccbd8.png


tfw no mexican satanist gf to worship Satan with :akko_mmpf:

https://stereophonic.space/media/ac1dee0a694553ca2c8bafb70518e3e498111456ea0514bb37e8eed627253485.png


nostr:npub125zeu0lpplpecgrtxprkd7m8ereyfejj6zz2xyy823exkwawlzaqpdz9jd foreplay


nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng what if both


Babe, I invented a new kind of sex. Take off your clothes and tie yourself to that chair.

https://stereophonic.space/media/54cee1069b9eb3ed864c99afcb51ee8704c89df0cba370b4ebe31ebaf0ba10b2.jpg


nostr:npub1k9arkn78gmdp5ew20r44aqwwu84wjhvshjf9kcht46heh4zajthsjjm3yh doubt that. They are too much in bed with each other :akkounamused:


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 why? I only need my watch to show time.


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 tfw still wearing that ancient watch my dad gave me when I was 5 :comfyeyes:


I wanted to hack on the compiler, but gf took off her clothes, and I had to have sex with her. Twice. Damn women interrupt me from making bare vm Haskell into reality :uneasyAkko:


nostr:npub1f8arj8cmtwg82cmng4vwwke3gm35rtrwgqvs0uspq8etpns6gpfs682j5j also check this out

https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enlightened


nostr:npub1f8arj8cmtwg82cmng4vwwke3gm35rtrwgqvs0uspq8etpns6gpfs682j5j e16 rocks. Those that came after not so much.


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 no, Europe has countries that are about the same level of fucked up as your Bay Area. Man, they couldn't open an airport in Berlin for 9 years despite it being 99% ready.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Construction_of_Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 you might think so, but this problem exists in Europe as well.


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 most of that cost isn't construction, it's bureaucracy and taxes.


wow cost disease is real, boys.

found it here: https://twitter.com/nearcyan/status/1700289415128506463

https://stereophonic.space/media/01f9815305941eeb3687734ad01c38e06bae0c164dfe171552b261c22042f4b5.jpg


Colonel is always 100% objectively right.

https://stereophonic.space/media/9a5c2fdbe6e5d8a374b82f12499cd80c85cddc899ccb3fde9ad1e8c843bc41ae.png


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk perhaps. But that's manual work imposed on me, and the last thing I have on my mind is figuring out the quirks of a messaging program interface, especially given that chat workflow hasn't really changed in the past three decades in its core.


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk

https://stereophonic.space/media/155486625d21ff9c048b666e62230f88fecd90bb5f23e38ea169f8e1d3fb2508.png


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk
I did describe the problem with the new Gajim UI here:

https://stereophonic.space/notice/AZmePgNyrmjCEVbCDY

and the UI I would prefer here:

https://stereophonic.space/notice/AZmeYvxaKaft8rfDlY


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv nostr:npub1dfewzkhharkf24mgwm6eywkvkwk4jyuwfu2zwyyjywhsxkskmheqd8yx8m this is the main problem with XMPP. Every client implements a different subset of features that XMPP provides, but no client implements them all. There is no reference XMPP client with a complete feature set.

:akkowhy: Hey, I want feature A. What XMPP client do I use?
:comfygeek: Client X has that!
:akkowhat: cool! I also want feature B. Does client X support it?
:comfygeek: nope, you need client Y for that.
:akkowtf2: But I want both of those features!
:comfygeek: lol get fucked! XMPP doesn't work this way!
:akkoeew2: meh.. I'll just use Telegram or whatever then.
:comfyrage: NOOOOO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW COOL XMPP IS


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk no idea. I don't use Discord. But Gajim looks like unusable shit now.


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk i tried gajim like an hour ago and its interface only turned for the worse in the past year.

https://stereophonic.space/notice/AZmdqMXUfD4sXpCrzs


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv nope. In Matrix, all I need is to set up Dendrite and STUN server. Both take like 5 minutes. With XMPP, I failed to do that because I'm too stoopid for XMPP.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv sure, but it takes an arm and a leg to set it up. Meanwhile, Matrix just works.

Best messenger to talk to my mom ever!


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv can't send my mom plane itinerary and cat pics over jitsi. Sorry fam, Matrix wins this round.


nostr:npub10ze7guqzj0kf8ayzzp605y2rwsczqny0afjyyt52fcl9nuttju2qahmjrr wait, have you unfollowed me? Or is pleroma playing tricks on me again?


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv can't video chat with my mom over IRC -> IRC is garbage. I love my mom!


nostr:npub1dphugmh2e88uc7ntlfsjjxeqstv8qlz4c30zuqe0zwwwqx2xg7mqhut7jj nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng nostr:npub1kwugrw5qdm7qzgw4zduc6g8mj3z0wztn54av9vmth9uks4zdugeqp6qdsv hahaha! I mean, I haven't opened that account until now. The message probably arrived on time.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr I use nheko, thanks. I only occasionally use XMPP for several bots there. Need to migrate them to Matrix some day.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr yup. I can certainly just add all contacts from all accounts into one workspace and somehow tag them (maybe?), but it's manual labour and I would like to avoid it, especially when dealing with a chat program that used to work for me.


nostr:npub1gcuwv3g6wv59a8qj8u6z4j34ykh8dxwqhfzpvfwfkt87ah9wennqcvd8ng oh btw.. I only now received your message :akkogiggle:

https://stereophonic.space/media/d8f168997f4416b072e3a5506c282dd913526665c41049604d9de2a56e9950f6.png


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr the old style when you just had a huge contacts list with collapsible sections for each account was MUCH better.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr when you have multiple accounts, it's not fine. It's kinda hard to figure out from the glance which chats run on what account, because they are all mixed in that single workspace.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr it did.

https://gajim.org/post/2022-05-11-gajim-1.4.0-released/

I haven't used it in quite a while.


nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr i literally have no idea how do use it anymore. Perchance, I'm too stoopid for XMPP :akkowtf2:


I opened Gajim for the first time since last year and... its interface unfathomably managed to become even worse :cirno_how:


Imagine...
E-Ink vehicle license plates :hyperthink:


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk no, i only had a few gmail contacts. The rest were on various "true" xmpp servers. The main problem was that clients were (and still often are) shit. S2S was down quite often. Amd then quite a few times server admins became tired or disinterested and just shut their servers down with little prior notice.


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub15c6mkl6z74meju54hz6pn2zfffjz3q8dngawknnvncdx6avkpuqqlue404 nostr:npub19640q62askd6gdx7rpsssus6lnqxuh86475ue0la3gjee4j7qguqm2s55q hhkb is probably what you want then


nostr:npub1w7zvr7zkkaztcpznfd46xx42nf2vkxftqnlm2nlwnrk4f454fpjs4due4q nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub19640q62askd6gdx7rpsssus6lnqxuh86475ue0la3gjee4j7qguqm2s55q nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 talking to females? Ewwwww.. :akkowtf:


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 nostr:npub1lareccazvjjjn9x7cprulux8lhlc3n969la32fc96ld68ccjv67qguq5vr nostr:npub19640q62askd6gdx7rpsssus6lnqxuh86475ue0la3gjee4j7qguqm2s55q buckling spring is for pussies. Beam switches with buzzing solenoid are for real men! Everyone within a three mile radius WILL KNOW that you started typing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qw6ebySet0


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk at the best of times around 2010, my Jabber roster had over 100 accounts. Last I checked, none had been using XMPP for quite a while.


nostr:npub14x7fjslrldws4en9k5c3ke9xxz9hsx5hlptmzhd43wvsu5kkh3xq52wdx5 nostr:npub19640q62askd6gdx7rpsssus6lnqxuh86475ue0la3gjee4j7qguqm2s55q
Ergodox EZ and Happy Hacking Pro 2. I switch between them every few months.


>Then, on the last night, a friend took me aside and confided in me that they are a pedophile, and told me it was okay because they respected the age of consent in Germany – which is 14. What began as a wonderful reminder of what the hacker community can be became a PTSD episode and a reminder that rape culture is fucking everywhere.

The story about how Drew was given PTSD by the hacker community.


nostr:npub1fgeemwn9zedxdnn32c4mlpnxdp62gwq6vs4q3hx6ehv5jp66ascsq766xk you must be lonely..


nostr:npub140axf53xswxgpeft3u908zz4ktr2uemwd5gp89djw0xezp7ahsrshesnr9 wow the first interstellar war!


If Stereophonic users are satanists, then SPC people are mormons.


nostr:npub1xymhzgt0npa4feyllc7hl8jwkhwcm9zacdhkfjh0w3gn2npjtaxs34nz48 no, that was Johnny Depp's bed. That poor dude...


nostr:npub1xymhzgt0npa4feyllc7hl8jwkhwcm9zacdhkfjh0w3gn2npjtaxs34nz48 dude living the dream! Imagine, being able to fuck a Hollywood star while she's cosplaying your favourite vidya character!


wow! The largest company in the world has finally changed to hole shape! But you will still be capped to the early 2000s speeds because fuck you that's why!

Pathetic...


nostr:npub1emn79m7cwed95v770tavrp98xpkavds5f3d7zjf8wzvuq7q22yjqncrkds nostr:npub1lvzc6zkdelcfqq6e83k66vsxmk8xf8avee03hqvrnga3z4r9emcs0mjpvk it's my emotional support rail


Are you saying those balls are made of...

https://stereophonic.space/media/d80125d980cc01f4cb67fd3815d358441071de9dcbba0bf850203836fd61a6dd.jpg

https://stereophonic.space/media/df1418e285592c66558263961880087203dbf6f30b3001bdf2e640632d518297.jpg


nostr:npub19evw3m5663gjcg4cnaehfx42uxlq49kj6mxj06an30hz3e5navwq4zs343 nostr:npub1zg9cmt990h9jhv5sckrsmpdc98z4sf9awsppwustnem3ca82e0jqxvld37 now we know that removing pants once every three days is too soon for these people


nostr:npub1f8e6w3kg6cptk4ljl09ua3vezr7gws4jcuwyvzdnpytsnlp2yd6savzu5u wayland is the most stupid thing to ever happen to desktops in general, not just L'Eunuchs


Gadu-Gadu is still a thing :akko_aaa:


:aaawoo:


nostr:npub19evw3m5663gjcg4cnaehfx42uxlq49kj6mxj06an30hz3e5navwq4zs343 dammit wrong instance


The true Atom editor experience can only be achieved if you run Electron with Proton.


ok ok this is cool.

Revolut (the bank) allows now to have a Bitcoin account with them and transfer BTC back and forth. Except...

If you receive BTC from a non-custodial wallet, all your accounts with Revolut are blocked the very next minute. Regardless of the amount.

:akkogiggle:


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 hey! That's called "backup"


Make software look cool again

https://stereophonic.space/media/257b9648d211d1d5b5fb9f9d93a7bf4532c872efdabcb06b8339da5a35668cc6.jpg


And as always, half of my suitcase in this trip is occupied by my gf's stuff...


nostr:npub1kwls6ngjm6ef9fqrlj98a0h3kdsssymqvfjdzlj7rrajgu3y8lxqlawmg5 nostr:npub1fxlyjw9tlj8j5jstd3f50fleh2vakecdy4l6pagcpu02p6jqzjxq7tym5p nostr:npub1zs6hr7lhkuq8kahyds42v8z2zkv5l98v6a0zlvq79h52canfaayqqa2mkr your pizza meme is lame. Here's the better one.

https://stereophonic.space/media/493157c66a4f6d0fbdcd8e674faa59ae9afa8a722351556d08f93e13f68a5e5d.png


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 that sounds stupid too. I understand that it's colloquial, but I also feel the sense of entitlement when people use this phrase. "I have the right to be pissed" is often a shield against any criticism.


nostr:npub19evw3m5663gjcg4cnaehfx42uxlq49kj6mxj06an30hz3e5navwq4zs343 haha they are pretty much healed. It's the three month-long lack of exercise in my shoulders and arms that I'm trying to overcome.


OMFG :neocat_aww:

Finally someone did Pinhead justice.

https://stereophonic.space/media/6c78780ef0445a38ff8640cc76d93f4e91c4624d97ff4d2bc4f07ec87b71b664.png


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 tbh being angry because someone bought out all TP is rather petty. Probably at least 8/10 on the pettiness scale, maybe even 9.

But again, what you describe here has nothing to do with rights.


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 why do you need a justification to be angry? Do you need a justification for other emotions too?

Don't get me wrong, I really don't understand this. It's one of the phrases that everyone seems to grasp the meaning of, myself included, but once you start unfolding it, it becomes totally meaningless.


nostr:npub144le74yj7rcvj4a5sgzypwljw0xjp2wgjuq7hzrvptj3yr4l7yjskngv0x it's not really "old". It's continuously updated and patched. AFAIK the have rewritten the engine at least twice by now and God knows what happens to their backend.


nostr:npub144le74yj7rcvj4a5sgzypwljw0xjp2wgjuq7hzrvptj3yr4l7yjskngv0x stop making me miss Eve


nostr:npub1fc9xf2ewgcsw7658vmml0x23akyznpzz3u5duzv58ryvpdzqllqsmr0tlu just as mentioned above, this means you failed the heterosexuality check. Sorry pal, you’re gay.


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 yes. What exactly does it mean? The “right”, not the “anger” part.


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 i insist. What does "a right to be pissed" even mean?


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p I know who they are. I'm not with them.


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p

>That's an awful generalization that sits at the core of the anarco-capitalist naiveness

Now you call me ancap. I'm not. Nor I'm going to read the rest of your wall of text, thank you for writing it anyway.


:akkoaww:

no, I don't care that the movie sucked.

https://stereophonic.space/media/ea28a8188c76167ea1bba7ca1c0453196a592a9b71f619146dad07fddbc12094.png


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p
>evolutionary aberration.

Wow thanks, I'll use it as my next nickname!

So, back to your point. Your argument is.. greed and jealousy? I mean, you can call me naive all you want, but as far as I'm concern, the government always makes the problems it's supposed to solve much worse. You're kinda proving my point for me here.


nostr:npub13x5yqmpf5t3e75vvhhtqgaap02kj77xgpll7q3c24wwy0jk4auvqctmduq you should be able to paste that url into the search on your instance. Or just check out my posts from 10 minutes ago

https://stereophonic.space/media/d42554e3cfffe06e6ea859c3103fd5a4927973c4b0690ca15bdc2d53ea0e3a23.png


nostr:npub13x5yqmpf5t3e75vvhhtqgaap02kj77xgpll7q3c24wwy0jk4auvqctmduq huh? No, it's this thread.

https://stereophonic.space/notice/AZZ1wJI9AtbcihRuFc


People unironically demanding the government regulation of toilet paper sales is the last thing I would imagine I see on fedi.

Apologies for subposting.


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p i'm actually ok with people buying as much toilet paper as they want. The last thing I can imagine is demanding that the government regulates the sales of toilet paper.


nostr:npub1qlzh5fpuj8l6g5q6uchr0nyxyrz22gw46796mvmyqlup7qng70vsd3ve3a when will shp dress like this too?


nostr:npub1xp9u5xtw5sx7s8z7jnjc3m44268vxm6254xdquaaup0cjwwmqezs8qamfw
> the list in the wiki isnt that big tho and i could talk to her at least so its a C

Tbh this sounds like an L


nostr:npub1wr2hkrks4hm8pqzqqp2zhsjs0z5vt8m3ceupkxw3z33u48rq8u4s3e06kh nostr:npub1xp9u5xtw5sx7s8z7jnjc3m44268vxm6254xdquaaup0cjwwmqezs8qamfw nostr:npub1jqcdy436g6c3232l6htsdwtj8yrf36e30d6nsqmywy6m24cakt9sgk3mpt https://climatejustice.social/@PaulaToThePeople

This one. I remember she was running the fediblock site at some point, then had a mental breakdown because other people were using the hashtag too, and at some point she tried to demand money and/or attribution from others for using the term "FediBlock".

Maybe my memory doesn't serve me right in this occasion, but this is the story as I recall it.


nostr:npub1xp9u5xtw5sx7s8z7jnjc3m44268vxm6254xdquaaup0cjwwmqezs8qamfw nostr:npub1jqcdy436g6c3232l6htsdwtj8yrf36e30d6nsqmywy6m24cakt9sgk3mpt isn't climatejustice run by that insane chick who used to run fediblock?


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p literally stealing? Don't they pay for that consumed electricity?


nostr:npub105ve72qqmjxz08skum2lkds9qkj67689djwwr2a0qkrxts3hqydqm9hk8p imagine blaming capitalism for the government wasting tax money lmao


nostr:npub1vwr5s27ye0f8a267awgl07zwkwshtqkg9ywnx8ltx2as39v5kcysu9fnzd where? Sorry, didn't notice


look how beautiful a city without cars can be

https://stereophonic.space/media/6b91c3e1662e6462f23a300a98a95f14e1b60046275f552d443ef725b0d00251.png


nostr:npub1mh5a6mhm4u78glqxhltq7uexv6kddphycthlguvn0ux8ch72tc8q6q233h nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl it is much worse, in fact. Tax codes -- among other regulations -- are being weaponised in order to kill the competition. You can watch a perfect example of this in OpenAI who right after achieving a sizeable market share suddenly began demanding that the entire field must be regulated. Taxes are often used in the very same manner and fashion.


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1mh5a6mhm4u78glqxhltq7uexv6kddphycthlguvn0ux8ch72tc8q6q233h recognising the right people for the job requires actual talent. Just look at the entire field of software development as an example of what happens when this talent is lacking.


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t humanity if women didn't exist


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t sometimes i'm proud to be quoted by Lain himself


nostr:npub1x8qmm8t9lh84u8rnylg32y9mzwn62ny4mue94vnh9vzkujnwypzshnhcyw nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t lmao the only lad on fedi i had personally blocked


nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t what's the word again?


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f none of this matters. What matters is your country becoming a retirement facility for the senile and old with its median age approaching 50, while all your money is being taxed away and funnelled overseas, and you personally having no future, no money to buy your own home, and no means to feed your children causing you to avoid having any.


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f sure. But then again, it was the EU lads who taxed their own industry out of existence and forced it to be outsourced to China. If anything, this looks more like sabotage than anything else. Nobody forced their hand.

Together with news like this, it seems like at least half of EU politicians take bribes from at least Xi the Pooh and frens, possibly other foreign governments (G*rmany dismantling their nuclear power and buying coal and gas from Putin, anyone?). Otherwise I can't possibly explain them ruining Europe's economy and industry. I mean, nobody can possibly be this retarded and clueless.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/20/explainer-chinas-covert-overseas-police-stations

https://stereophonic.space/media/c1ea8b50b3f169df3a6a54412d14a286c7c1137b5acf79e5d86a7d496da717e7.png


nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl
>happy with taxes

sick fuck!


nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl yeah. Sure. Please continue to repent. I'm sure it will be useful when your Chinese overlords finally take over.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-57018837

https://stereophonic.space/media/201944473da05748178d0630552be0c605bfc45bbcf06a433b0779252bb731b8.png


nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl it isn't.

Just admit it, you love keeping people poor. That's not the worst fetish to have.


The best argument for huge gas guzzler offroad is that it's just magnificent to have sex with a girl in it. Prado 1989 is my favourite here.

Bonus points: it has literally no electronics except that FM/AM radio, so Elon Musk can't possibly sell your sex tape to the NSA.

https://stereophonic.space/media/4cc70db91044e21064c92e2bdca9760dd09db5eec616c3bd29011a77de4ee214.png


nostr:npub1njzrf5yyyfwent50am07cl0anquqrtcce9qsvqv7lc7kvuu3h77qezq92f nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl wow we found someone who actually likes paying taxes!

Don't mind the fact that gas tariffs affect the price of literally everything else, because everything sold in your neighbourhood grocery store doesn't actually appear there out of thin air.


nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl most of that is taxes. Both cars and gasoline are cheap as fuck, the rest is taken by your government.


cofe is being had :comfycofe:


nostr:npub1hgfkndcyjjqheu3d7evpcx2lhr4hckzncuev9glfdl7agnrr9jxs2dfhh0 poor cofebot :akko_mmpf3:

https://stereophonic.space/media/4ffe60075436e918327fdbc758eaaa76f762a3e783e607b87ccb17a8b1d08d17.png


nostr:npub1xp9u5xtw5sx7s8z7jnjc3m44268vxm6254xdquaaup0cjwwmqezs8qamfw skateboarding accident almost three months ago. Damaged the muscle and ligaments in my right shoulder.


My damaged arm can do 8kg dumbbells now. And I pulled through 10 pushups with ease. Just a couple of weeks ago I couldn't do even two.

Yaaaaay!


It's just incredible how much homoeroticism commie propaganda contained, especially given that both China and USSRn't punished homosexuality quite harshly. Were they in fact all secretly gay all along?

https://stereophonic.space/media/b98bb72dbcb9090c6a574a5b6c2db70203602501db4ad2239561efc6c77015cc.png


nostr:npub13fctl5g4h075fk68d26dvkvv2ex8fkggh4vfmrwz3g9p6mtm8pnsad57aw literally all the same things


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 wow he had sex after 100% of dates. I call shenanigans!


nostr:npub1sentdv2ate79lkgdl64cxsrd9kyn6ngdqrae53ugyyxqhd9vtgqs2fycjl nostr:npub1unuezse65ps83m8m3a7qxnuzlpfdczvpqy2cku2a2p0js5hr8vhqclzsng if you read further, the dude actually makes a decent point that most system-wide services like ssh or sqld don't need to be installee system-wide. There's nothing in the world that shall prevent you from running sql dbms as an ordinary user, except scarce resources like limited number of ports and the fact that L'Eunuchs distros are trash.

Imagine a system where every user is allocated his own IP or even a block. This doesn't require virtualisation at all. The idea of privileged ports also goes away with this one. Sounds actually pretty neat, if you ask me.


nostr:npub1sentdv2ate79lkgdl64cxsrd9kyn6ngdqrae53ugyyxqhd9vtgqs2fycjl every time i launch slack, my day is already ruined.


nostr:npub1sentdv2ate79lkgdl64cxsrd9kyn6ngdqrae53ugyyxqhd9vtgqs2fycjl eric zhang linked the internet archive above


Man, I get some ungodly amounts of attention from 18yo girls :akkowtf:


nostr:npub1vwr5s27ye0f8a267awgl07zwkwshtqkg9ywnx8ltx2as39v5kcysu9fnzd it works just fine. That Sound Blaster was in slot 1 until 15 minutes ago.

The mobo has all four slots at 16x. Don't worry about it.


nostr:npub1x8qmm8t9lh84u8rnylg32y9mzwn62ny4mue94vnh9vzkujnwypzshnhcyw ewww that's too fat for me


My rig now feels so empty without it...

https://stereophonic.space/media/b6ea267322360299b2593509891a4e62ff04e13b1156298e165e3c361493c164.jpg


My favourite fact about Unicode is that it has different codepoints for i, і, ｉ, 𝚒, 𝗶, 𝗂, 𝔦, and ⅰ, but Chinese characters and Kanji are the same codepoints.

:comfyderp:


i don't want to host pixelfed. But every instance has a stupid domain. What do?

:02notlikethis:


Somehow all publicly listed Pixelfed servers have incredibly gay and lame domains. Gram.social? Pixey.derp? Photo.horrors?

Come on, lads! There must be something cool!


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 who said anything about close combat? I'll just nuke their major cities and be done with them.

Tbh I don't even need a working nuke for that. Enough nuclear material to kill huge parts of enemy population is enough. This is called mutually assured destruction, in case you're wondering. So far it seem to be the only way to get rid of taxes.


nostr:npub1unuezse65ps83m8m3a7qxnuzlpfdczvpqy2cku2a2p0js5hr8vhqclzsng i know of three famous Linuses and they all kinda suck


nostr:npub1c4sgd346sl9uh7mjhn99xjsu7t8dwm54kl6hxp3k0qyl4kz6v94qh5aqv4 but it's Wednesday


nostr:npub1wmxn3vqkzhd2a47gkt6hdjwp49cxzl3m0l67pzkrn9kllhrkhfhqfxv89s nah.. this is more disgusting than anything


nostr:npub1j7h4uhwq33yzrg2ayfp5vyasun0ffmluy6lqj2803nhrvn7tp3msvqn5wd you're reading the wrong page. That one is about the app api key, whereas my personal account was banned.

This is the relevant page: https://telegram.org/tos
And it says:

>Telegram can decide to stop offering subscriptions at any time, including in response to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, or to comply with a legal requirement

Also, stop defending corposhit. This isn't a good idea in general.


nostr:npub1j7h4uhwq33yzrg2ayfp5vyasun0ffmluy6lqj2803nhrvn7tp3msvqn5wd i used kotatogram client and was swiftly banned after updating it a couple of time. Same happened once with a matrix bridge.


nostr:npub1mjndeg4ttpm7mf77psv8ras67p2kr3l76ulsqp79s4harxe3ge5quxervz w-w-w-what's cobakt? :blobcatcomfwhatisthis:


nostr:npub1nc7yff5d6egw2qwn88pjvfhj54hclm40dduyyupnxkwsdlnl49ms6dvhc2 any Android or iOS phone has an emergency button on both the Lock Screen and the dialer.

You don’t get the problem, do you? With phone numbers, you are tied to one specific company that only exists in some part of the world. You can’t move to another country and keep your phone number (without paying an arm and a leg for roaming). You can’t easily have multiple numbers. There’s a shitload of limitations that need not exist.


How do I open settings in Husky? :aaawoo:


wait it also has a microsd card slot? What is this? 2013?