So 500 fellow Nostr plebs are about to follow my notes and other stuff transmitted over relays..

I’m doing my best to keep my promise of giving back to the community and promoting the *legacy* Lightning invoice movement alive, but, to be honest, I now start realising that I didn’t think this through very well and not sure how long this Sats ⚡ Rollercoaster 🎢 can keep running..

Nevertheless please feel free to drop your 5000 sat invoices below 👇 and I’ll do my best to pay no more than 21 of them 😅  — #[0] is loaded for another round of lightning fast transactions ⚡

Don’t forget to follow me for eye opening #Bitcoin notes, #Nostr stuff and a fair amount of shitposting..

At the same time if you are more into some more useful stuff, like Bitcoin & Nostr history and upcoming events, check out my project 🗓  #[3]


Happy 777777 to you 🥳🙌🎰💜


Nice 🙏💜


Thanks mate 🙏💜


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#Legends 🫡💜


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#Legends 🫡💜


Aaaaand #[11]
😅🙏💜


Followed 🤙


Uhh that is a nice idea 💡


😊 magnitude


Moving parts of an atom and so on …


Skip


Congratulations everybody.

We’ve killed #[0]

We did it!


Gib


⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡
19. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 10.000丰 -or- 12.000丰 to the next nostriches?

#############
→  Est. 777171 ←
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- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib
- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.
If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:
Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Skip
--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Gib
--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.


Skip ⏭


⚡ A Game of Gib'n'Skip ⚡
15. offer:

Zap you & your accomplice 3500丰 -or- 4500丰 to the next nostriches?

#############
→  Est. 777171 ←
#############

- I offer incrementally increasing payouts. The sum increases until two people vote for grabbing the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib
- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new offer for another payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...).

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along.
If the game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:
Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Skip
--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Gib
--> 10 sats to each of the greedy basterds.


Skiiiiiiiiiip


Skipy di skip skip skippy doo


⚡ A game of gib'n'skip ⚡
7. offer

Zap you & your accomplice 750 sats or 1000 to the next nostriches?
(everybody can participate 😉)

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=  Est. 777171   =
==============

- I will offer incrementally increasing payouts. I keep increasing the sum offered until someone and one accomplice agree to grabs the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib
- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new question for a new and increased payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question, no hierarchical bullshittery.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...), let's keep it human.

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along. If this game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:
Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Skip
--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Gib
--> 10 sats each to the greedy basterds.


Skippy di skip skip


😅😅😅

But who is who? 😅


⚡ A game of gib'n'skip ⚡
3. offer

Zap you & your accomplice 50 sats or 100 to the next nostriches?

==============
=  Est. 777171   =
==============

- I will offer incrementally increasing payouts. I keep increasing the sum offered until someone and one accomplice agree to grabs the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib
- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new question for a new and increased payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question, no hierarchical bullshittery.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...), let's keep it human.

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along. If this game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:
Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Skip
--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Gib
--> 10 sats each to the greedy basterds.


⚡ A game of gib'n'skip ⚡
2. offer

Zap you & your accomplice 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?

==============
=  Est. 777171   =
==============

- I will offer incrementally increasing payouts. I keep increasing the sum offered until someone and one accomplice agree to grabs the sats.

- Code for grabbing: gib
- Code for passing: skip

- There must be TWO 'gib' comments in a row from different people to split the pot between them 50/50

- Similar, there must be TWO 'skip' comments in a row to trigger a new question for a new and increased payout.

- Comments count only in direct response to my question, no hierarchical bullshittery.

- The speed of the game is determine by real life events (family, gym, sleep...), let's keep it human.

- Numbers go up only but not exponentially, I make it up as I go along. If this game grows over my head and/or my nodes outbound liquidity, I maybe ask for donations to keep raising the stakes OR I hand the moderation over to someone more liquid than I am. If in the end my wallet is drained, a couple of sats crowdsourced from you Enjoyooors will be most welcome.

Example:
Zap you & your buddy 10 sats or 20 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Gib
| Skip
| Skip
--> skipped

Zap you & your buddy 20 sats or 50 to the next nostriches?
| Skip
| Gib
| Gib
--> 10 sats each to the greedy basterds.


Nice, thank you 💜🤙


Approaching 300 followers, and decided to run my traditional charity sats⚡ ride🎢 in advance this time.

Go ahead and paste your 300 sats invoice in the comments👇. I’ll pay the first 21 of them (not more than that this time 😅)

Don’t forget to follow unless you hate to see bitcoin posts in your feed.


Nostr delivered the love that Twitter failed to bring 💜


When you put your mind to something nothing is hard 💋


It’s not about the amount of Bitcoin anyone has!


Zapping is spreading positive vibes.


Never thought I’d say it but we need more wallets like wos


Zaps will make LN invoices obsolete

https://media.nostrgram.co/i/63/media_63e77866a725f.jpg


Bluing


Thank you sir 🫡

This is for your grandchildren:

Confirming your Grandpa sent 1000 sats on a daily basis just because he could 💪

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_4d0bf9a0a3d00e11672e9c0157ece40376ae2cbd5ad1fabf35122f91658a5647.jpeg