Jed Drudge

Awful,  deadly punslinger, amateur meme farmer, harvester of low-hanging fruit, etc...


Sorry, but that ship has sailed...🤷♂


Serbed 'em right...


*hopes Valium is next*...


During winter, one gets bored...


Washed down with an ice-cold beer...


Probably both...


It's our hobby...


Inheritance?🤷♂


If those are fentananas, then yes...


Pics, or it didn't happen...


This really does sum it up...


Do not break on through to the other side....


Guess I'll have to gobble up this article...


Now it's all so clear...


anathema...


This is the modern world...


Let nothing go to waste...


Tart, wormy, and starchy here...😭


It was considerate of you to reach out...


Agreed...


There WILL be a compound...


You can take the European out of Europe, but...


The lamp, though... 🤣


Looks like a line in the sand...


Immediate thought...


Written Feverishly...


Like so much here...


Saw...


You don't belong at Applebee's...


Sweet alcoholic beverages, especially mixed drinks... Yikes!


That is its danger...


Drive out the ear worm now!!!


The cursor has spoken...


I am going to hazard a guess that what is happening right now was allowed to happen as a pretext for justifying some as yet unrecognized bigger picture action by Israel... We'll see...


Yes, it is a fine, dapper mushroom cap...


Better to have lived vicariously than to have never lived at all...🤷♂


Friday Decompression, round 2:

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Depends on work schedule/personal life...


Tell that to Nigbot...


"baby-faced"...


"looking like you"...😩  Predatory mud shark?


Just stick with tasteful erotica for the refined gentleman...


That would be impressive...


Ah, the glory days of being a lonesome bachelor... The real great dream time...


It seems to be the perfect blur to continue the sleight of hand...


Area 51 is really where we go to start to die...


See: Phrygian cap... They seem to have died out over time...


As a geriatric, I approve this message...


They have needs their culture cannot provide...


Damned youngster!


What does it think this is, August?!?


Chicken status: choked...


Ouch, though... Just a wagie earning what I earn and that's it...


Ouch! Time to make the doughnuts...I have also had dreams of finding and gathering money, only to watch it literally disappear from my hands...


I do tend to do that when I'm not too busy just casually swingin' in the trees...


I have dreamed of witnessing plane crashes and being in planes when they crash... Always horrifying... Always reluctant flier going to Hawaii next month...


Now do plane crash dreams...


But of course...


And so he could mug for the camera...


That cuteness level should be illegal...


There are more varieties of nigger than imagined...


Use it or lose it... I mostly lost it...


MacBook Pro for the temporary win...


And often the darker races...


The nights are full of unidentifiable night terror creatures...


Chupacabra...


Once again...


Not applause... STD...


I just don't drink coffee at all... It's just diarrhea fuel for me... And I don't enjoy the urge to bounce off the walls either...


Duluth Trading Co. firehose work pants and Keen composite toe boots...


Really just vague word association, but I can almost imagine an actual game evolving from the idea...


Bacon strip poker...


More actions, less commentary... Lead by example....


Thanks!


I am usually here on a MacBook Pro. If  I wish to use emojis as a reply, when I click on the emoji icon, the emoji panel opens and is then usually frozen I place and I cannot scroll through the available emojis, due to their proximity to the bottom of the open browser  window... Am I just a-boomerin', or ???


I was apparently in the minority opinion of the attractiveness of certain booba...


I have learned that I should be more careful with this subject...


Farting in unison makes the ultimate nuclear power couple...


The scientific method...


OK then...:

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I really appreciate the serene expression...


Subcultures seem to just be brands...


Brutal bored busybody burns...


Duty...


FFS... See you on the other side...


Four minutes from disaster...?


Lemon?


Thanks! I am... I really am...


IDK, I just go in to chill for a bit...


Would... shop...


Round steak...


Plenty to go 'round...


Wait, I thought that WAS the Hindenburg...


EST...


Dread Lobster...


*gives self crabs*...


nab...


Keep skewers out of sewers...


Better than being on the same skewer...?🤷♂


Nahhh, always be honest...


Yeah, it's not working...


Pic is just "?"


Now I am working a Bitburger...


While the temptation is there, I will not conjure R.E.M....


While a picture is worth a thousand words, here goes: Bells' Double-Hearted IPA: A slightly boozy, malt-forward heavy IPA with just the right amount of hop bite to enjoy when you don't plan on leaving your house, or even your easiest of easy chair for the bulk of the evening...


I have never encountered this problem before...


Nichts...


Friday Decompression, round 2:

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Um, Safari...


Yeah, IDK why it won't work... Tried uploading from phone AND laptop... Not really that important anyway, I guess...


Can't upload pics to NCD... 😭


The men know... shut it up...


Indeed... The woman pre and post-shit faces are real...


No, and they're so sneaky about it, too...


I trust this science...


I really was thinking of Roman concrete today...


Ahhrrrr, dude...


Eat, drink, and be scary...


Sorry... Didn't know we were doing shots, too...


And your Kaopectate...


WTAF?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pluto= The clitoris of the solar system...


Plutofedi...


Cornwholed...


Catch him he did...


Good to mind your maners...


Really nice and all, but what is the whole cost...?


*clips coin clippers*...


That level of cute...


I prep to take the peptoe out of your steptoe...


Abysmal bismol...


Good ol' Lake Peptowootoombagong...


Plus, the image really pops...


I have seen far too many cases...


Won't play... 😭


It's the same picture...


At least they didn't smack you...


"really satisfy"...


Sweet...


Literal bullet dodged...


Then there’s Yosemite…


This is below me…


I have lived this...😭


Why solve the problem when it can be discussed instead?!?


I see he is wearing a lucky charm...


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