Spooky ass piss ant

Typical silliness enjoyer. Recovering alcoholic. BA from Prager Tech. Owner and manager of my own butt. Not an ant.


Me but my mouse 🐀


Danger mittens fully engaged owie


Oh hell ya what do they look like


My orbs are so cute I fucking can not


Lifeless***


You are brave, I use a watch guide


I've never felt so drawn to America before...


it happens


Oh great that actually benefits him perfect


Bread makers are delightful


unsafe image?! Sounds like a delightful image


Please go decolonize yourself 🙏 bye bye


a dumb lil bitch


I m


But overall very informative thx for posting


I hope he dies slowly


Obviously it's his fascia


It's not racist if your name is Justin Trudeau


House podes are chill. How big is he?


I'm number A


Anti-ant?


What did she do?


Me too


Shoes

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Happy gotcha day to you and your pal ❤


That why they are called bunny hugs


HAMBUSSY


I want to do that....


Those otter emojis 💯💯🏆🏆🏆


This warms my heart ❤ be free kitten 🐈


Spicy


Just banging, screaming, mysterious loud noises. Like the ones I have trouble explaining are the most interesting. The cat enjoys the construction noise but if a loud noise happens unexpectedly (when no construction noise) he gets very alert


nostr:npub1hertvlmx422vtl3hxkw6dw4zs4325yrycllppnuepkfhyngm5c4stkkv0v is this hate speech against your people

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I love mystery city noises


me rn

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I like having one or two. The magic wears off very quickly. But the smell is pretty heavenly


Zippy in the some sun rays

https://media.spinster.xyz/2fdc5ac20b07f10e3aee0c35c5819d1faf1413f8f10b114979baa3d589ed8adb.jpg


Gave zippy a little piece of McDonald's fries, she was a big fan


Idk what's been in my head the last few days but it needs to go

https://media.spinster.xyz/660525b4afad93f5b79b049b014b679f4ba9081e4c1be0db2e772960e9c68e6b.gif


I just think this post is egregiously racist against non binary people.


My mom: "Next time I see you, you will either be very happy, or crying"

It bothers me so much that this happens to be a haiku?!

Next time I see you
You will either be very
Happy, or crying


Weakling

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I can SMELL this picture

https://media.spinster.xyz/7f98d04e400e3280e098f6e0569226e2eff49d944bc6afc8a496bfde2c34d0a0.png


Bro I just unwrapped it XD the whole thing and then wrapped it back up


Ah, I do gravitate to the sea..... fascinting


Oh no where am I going??


Does anyone else get spammed with this ad on Twitter???

https://media.spinster.xyz/357f876908065ca4d7ce162ebadba8d7ba5d542aa28aadbced256ad82c59101d.jpeg


I tried Onigiri for the first time today. Definitely wasn't expecting the seaweed to be packaged separately from the rice. I was very confused XD

Delicious though :D


GORGEOUS

is that a tit?


Me too tbh I am just not cute or fluffy :c


My cat likes to walk into the room, complain loudly, and then leave


Noo luckily nothing like that


Just 4 times now. I am seeing my doctor next week, I will mention it!!


Mouse vibrations fixed my stomach :blobthumbsup:

(Also possibly the Tums)


I have a small orb I wish I could just take her to work with me

https://media.spinster.xyz/812bca56cf74c21873994cd5605875e8451f6db003d3abdbab1673e43bb85297.jpg


I keep getting sick in the morning but I am no pregnant


This is the last thing I'd ever want someone to engineer 😵


Holy fk

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October 4th be with you 🖖


Censorship bill: C11

We are fucked I need to move lol 😅😭


They need to be abel to say that DSD's are as common as having brown eyes


🚨 SMALL BEAN 🚨

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Lol is that a muskrat? So cute! I appreciate how terrifying that would be for someone afraid of rodents XD


Tag yourself(I'm 6)

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Oh shit, I've been a cop 😬


It's crazy how literal the "puppets" have gotten in politics.


Peta could only dream of being as effective as this cutie shoulder chiggin


smol squishee frens

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No promises


I'll keep trying


No, was I supposed to?


I'm wearing my very reliable $0.80 cubic zirconia earrings today. They are plain but VERY shiny c: I have a few pairs and it's all I'm allowing myself to wear until my ear holes close a bit more... had an earring fully fall thru my ear hole the other day. It'll be years before I let myself wear expensive earrings again :P


✋✋✋✋✋

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Check your spam/junk, I re-sent


Check your email lol 😄


Cute little cutie :bunlove:

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Would you eat a sea squirt?


My kink is monogamy

https://media.spinster.xyz/2c552a37eb9b39f9d7dbfa066aa92900a2608826420ac419efcaf37a7c1e319a.jpeg


Last one I promise

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I can't get over the fact that there was a Nazi in the house of commons and he got a standing ovation from our idiot in chief and all his croneys. It's just too rich.


henlo

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I can't wait to tell my grand kids one day that the iPhone 15 was 1 g lighter than the iPhone 14


nostr:npub1j5l9mm3k5rwafe8c89x5uyfrlly26nkkv69frje6jjf85yaeqcwqfvwxv4 do u approve of this message??
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Tag yourself, I'm this guy

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HOLY SHIT It's Friday again already?!!!?!!


That was me yesterday :P


GABBAGOOOL


What the blink


Astra militarum vs adepta sororitas


Its done I lost 8-5


My hair clip wasn't titillating enough for him


I think it's a real holiday.


Good idea, even 🍪 are best enjoyed in moderation


I mean LOOK AT HIM HE'S GORGEOUS 😍


BAHAHAHAHAHA


Thank you, will do

Hehe


Lies!!! It's all lies.


That is delightful, thank you. So beautiful 😍


I think so. Tell me something interesting about Roman wall decoration, pls


They thought I was a fool when I bought my first house in the Metaverse, too.


Is modern society not just propaganda for the Holy Roman Empire?


Lmfao me and my sister 🤣 I'm not complaining. I need type A people in my life I'm a little tooooo type B XD


Not yet at least, apparently can take up to a week (according to a friend who got their wallet back)


Pro Vancouver tip: if a cop gives you shit about smoking a cigarette somewhere you're not supposed to, just tell them it's fentanyl 😁👍


Big time


Left my backpack on the bus for the 3rd time because I'm a freaking idiot :c


I love her


One does not need babies to be a woman. One only needs a shag hair cut and a polo shirt.


That polo is ugly but ya my mom had that short shag cut (bit shorter than that) for ages and did like her polo shirts. Lots of pics of her in a loose polo and short shaggy hair holding my sis and me as babies. Very cute.


I was in a restaurant waiting for my food and I was trying to remember what the significance of year 1 AD is so I was literally typing into Google "What year was Jesus born" and on came Boney M Mary's boychild Jesus Christ. Love it.

https://youtu.be/5BH5EOjUObs?si=VLw5rUPfTaJvHWqK


Wow, very interesting! Thank you


Does anyone know what "Vespasian Flavius taxed the collectors of urine at the public toilets" means?


12 years of post secondary education was worth it for all the crabs I met along the way.


Standing here waiting for the bus, saw two guys in a mini van waiting for the stoplight to change.

One of them picked their nose. Then the other one I guess decided it was time to pick his nose too and started picking it quite viciously.


They'll hire Americans to stop and frisk people as they try to leave the store after using self checkout.


You're probably right tbh 😬


I just find it totally bizarre that the supposed "I care about working class Canadians" guy is worried about what the 5 trans kids in Canada? Getting their hormones and surgery while they are still prepubescent?

This might help some normies wake up, who knows


Jagmeet what the fuck are u doing lol. This is really the issue you have with Polievre?

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*sigh* soon I have to give up the cute kitty with the sunglasses bc it will not be sunny anymore


I like watching ghost hunters just go through scary old buildings, even if there are no ghosts.


No lol she probably dumped her best friend because they had a slightly different opinion on something.


Only pellets for you, you are a giant orb


hello 👋

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YES YOU SHOULD ;)


Hidenfluffer is a very good word for mices


I was on the edge of my seat until the very end 😱


The story is so incredibly lame compared to the meme.

The story:
https://nypost.com/2021/01/13/armed-ex-soldier-storms-animal-shelter-to-get-cat-back-report/amp/

The meme:

https://media.spinster.xyz/79dcbdaa6848be6c34299d473a1460dae60331ea3fccc434c83bef2866447074.webp


Stupid fat fuck :blob_cat_giggle: Go fuck a weed whacker with your universal vagina

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*sigh* you can't run away from your problems dave


omg haha I hate that dynamic with spiders. It's like, can't we just agree to not put a web here :c

My sister and I used to let spiders build webs and lay and hatch their eggs in this little wagon we had. All those little spiders were fun. Creepy but cute and harmless.


What is my spider? Shamrock orbweaver or jeweled orbweaver perhaps?

https://media.spinster.xyz/2bb2a04dc4358687b588d73a0a822435255397bcc6629e8098ece423299fea4a.png


There's a spider living in my car right now. Still haven't been able to get rid of her. I'm pretty much ok with it at this point, provided she doesn't unexpectedly drop down onto my face while I'm driving or have babies in my car.


Mm then  why do I also have a problem with falling in love with drummers?


Lockheed Martin partners with Anisa's pussy to bring us Creator Clash 3


Why are cello players so sexy. Fr have you ever seen an ugly cello player???


God loves me and I'm King Kong

https://youtu.be/Hj0ZpAJO0Ro?si=NpZvQZcjpcCD67gp


Maybe one day you could manage her tour :D


Very, very fluffy


This is probably it lol.


It's been great so far


Yes, it's an "X"

JK it's satire


Good news, blender has survived marzipan madness


Ugggh I hate how every time I stop cycling for a few weeks and then start cycling again, my ass is like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It was only 2 weeks?!?  I feel like this is excessively painful for just 2 weeks


Cozy banana friends ❤🦄🍰


Do I get an exception?


Titel this one

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nostr:npub1la7r56qdcdsxu7m3km4rqkup034uxx54qp3yctw0f5lzulawcqfs2c3t9x Your post was approved by King of the vegans

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I can't eat uni straight from the sea. I prefer my raw gonads a bit less salty.


Beauty ❤


This work for u? https://archive.ph/0lEA1


Happy Friday, Fedi frens :blob_blowing_kiss:

Stop being a little PUNK and have a groovy weekend :dealwithitparrot:

https://youtu.be/4byolRzsPmo?si=_kcTllgGT74MiJDx


The crackhead might be lying, or it might be like the tiger woods situation in iasip


Americans so badly want Obama to really smoke crack because they want cool, crack-smoking politicians like we have in canada.

Hunter is the closest you'll ever get. Die crying, losers :dealwithitparrot:


I love kitty cats.... ❤


I wish I could afford one... Dreaming of frappacinos...


You will not be having a good time.


I enjoy that you responded to my emoji react. That's fair 😵 That's some pretty dark shit


We r the gayest country after all


I propose I join you as a remotely controlled sexy robot