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 AND DRINK COFFEE 😂🤙 

 Tell him to contact me. I’ll trade him 10k sats for that stack. 😂 

 This can easily be built, but there’s not great way to ensure you’ll be included in the raffle. You could maybe even just use AI to build this if you don’t know how to code. 

 I stop 😂 

 And it wasn’t just all dudes 😂 

 One thing I love about El Zonte is you always meet bitcoiners with interesting stories there and they are mostly maxis. Only one time I met an ETH guy while I was checking out the surf. 

 November is the best time to come cause that’s when rainy season ends and that’s when @AdoptingBitcoin is 

 I met an Australian at the meetup. He said it took him 50 hours to get here. 😂 

 Even got invited to travel the world with some bitcoin nomads 😀 

 People are pissed about how they handled COVID 

 Can we tap $100k first so I can stop doing 100 pushups every day? 😅 

 I’m going and I’m already in El Salvador. There’s a bitcoin dinner meetup in Zonte tonight. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bitcoin-beach-dinner-tickets-1073141177149 

 Yep back for Adopting 🤙 

 Ah thanks. I’ll update the locations when I get back to my hotel. 🫡 

 If that’s the case, there’s gonna be a premium on opendimes already loaded with sats 

 @Bitcrazy 🛀 are you here yet? 

 💯😂 

 nice lab. way nicer than the labs they had at my school. looks like a startup office. 

 that's a shitcoiner move 😂  

 I highly doubt they want you to make fake green squares 😂 

 i think touching grass is what they need. propaganda cleanse. 

 Pura vida 🤙 

 Are you sure? Did you try chunking your requests? The relay might only return 500 max events in a request. 

 Use the until filter to request older events 

 😂 https://i.nostr.build/FcW55PouKtYc76uf.jpg  

 hola señor 

 This cycle is gonna wild innit? 

 RIP #58kGang 🫡 

 1st inning complete. On to the next one. 🚀 

 Send this gif to them 😂

https://media.tenor.com/eB1XhgprvgkAAAAC/donald-glover-good.gif 

 There’s been a major vibe shift since covid 

 Plus Kamala sucks 😂 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/g_JDBMb5pOwAAAAd/american-psycho-%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9%D0%BF%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%82.gif 

 Oops haha I was gonna ask you to convince Bukele to throw a big party in El Salvador when bitcoin hits $100k 😂 

 I’m fine with AI generated songs. Some people craft anthems such as I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again 😂. I just can’t stand people zapping their own shitty songs to bump them up the Top 40 chart when there are much better songs that should be at the top. Top 40 chart algo change is way overdue. 

 Yeah well I got receipts to remind everyone in case people forget 😂 

 Yep. I’d zap the creator of that song so hard if they were on Wavlake. 😂 

 Factor in likes, plays, comments, how many playlists have added the song, number of streams, number of nostr live status events, etc. There needs to be more data points than just amount of sats zapped. 

 Why can’t you just use metrics from the past 7 days like you do with amount of sats? Just put something in there. Top 40 chart makes me sad these days. 

 Make a decay algo. Anything. 😂 

 Escape the madness and join me in El Salvador. I’ll be there Thurs. 😀 

 Why is it your job to fix it? 😂 

 HEATER 🔥