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 please be okay.. 
 nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely tcl 
 @Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  does tcl inline precompiled code from the loaded library? 
 wow 45 minutes of free (as in gratis) wifi 
 @kaia 45min? you mean "we do a little mac spoofing" every 45min to get unlimited time? :hehecat: 
 > be me
> be asleep
> dream of dying
> wake up
> still alive
:feelslainman: 
 I was here many years before this instance. 
 @Terry Hendrix II 🏹 @lainy @Ademan I know. I think you followed me on another account before I made this one 
 You must be new here. 
 @Terry Hendrix II 🏹 @lainy @Ademan I'm quite sure I've been here longer than you, you can tell by my deranged mental state and exquisite repertoire of reaction gifs :smugsiptea: 
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 @lainy @Ademan a big part of fedi isn't even working, it's students and neets :siptea: 
 one day i'll be in the store in front of the canned peaches and i'll think "peach time" 
 @lainy you're too relatable to not glow in the dark 
 nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely yeah, you really do suck at... 
 @Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  > you really do have self-esteem problems
yeah no shit.
> you really do suck at everything.
this but unironically. I can keep improving and become better than I used to be but I'll never be good at anything. 
 nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely could be more white! My whi... 
 @Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  we have a policy at work to only wear black clothing. even my shoes are black. I've got a few non-black tshirts (like gray and blue) but that's about it. 
 what if I very badly burn my face and wear a prosthetic for the rest of my life wouldn't that be fun 
 Ok, so... i have this autistic friend. I sent her this photo and... she found the girl. Contacts,... 
 @Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  I'm ugly enough to not need any opsec :comfyxdsweat: because nobody would locate me 
 nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely I am accepting applications... 
 @616e9d93 what the hell is cowives? 
 everyone around me is dating, in relationships or even getting married :sadcat: I want to be happy too :mokuDead: 
 I really wanna put mango on a pizza I bet it's delicious 
 now that I have a functional system again I want to switch to another distro... how about gentoo what could possibly go wrong. or maybe trying to setup void again. I need to do something I really don't wanna be alone with myself rn. 
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the bf is a cycle pro and ... 
 @kaia is he hypersexual or why is it torture? 
 why is webp even a thing we have perfectly fine png :akkowhat: 
 excuse me we're not "alt-fedi" we're the OG the real deal, we've been here before and will stay after all you tourists are gone 
 bf and I try to be celibate for 14 days. it's day 2, so no ill effects. but longest we did so far... 
 @kaia why would they check T levels? testing for T is relatively expensive (for a bloodtest) and sex hormones have a really low half-life elimination time anyway so why bother.
also is 14 days really that difficult?? 
 imagine if ipv9 wasn't a joke 
 what if brainworms are like gut bacteria. you need to keep a healthy balance of the good kind to avoid the bad kind. 
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That it's a POS 
 @histoire what's a pos? 
 > Alfred Cheney Chadbourn
> cat painting
truly born a chad 
 > com.android.phone has stopped
what did android mean by this? 
 I can't sleep someone kiss me goodnight and tell me world will be okay when I wake up :sadcat: 
 the virgin /g/ vs the chad /λ/ 
 people joke about how keanu reaves barely aged but have you seen elijah wood?? this guy kept the ring there's no other explanation 
 the only meaningful topology is whether or not you touch grass 
 nostr:npub1vmtc8smdjzgwj5z4tsrcfawr9s7yjtes0g32upg2ks832k3e75fq2duely i would say its a uncomfy t... 
 @:blobcatverified2: 1) there's a bra under my tshirt and 2) different kind of itchy 
 boobs itching a lot again means growth right :ablobnervous: if I ask google or chatgpt it probably means cancer so I'll ask the one reliable source: fedi shitposters 
 bf sat in pine resin and his cycling pants have a big gluey patch. shall I trash it right away or... 
 @kaia no need to trash your bf you can just swap the pants smh 
 they left out the part when the bomb created anime 0/10 
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 @Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  difficult when every aspect of me is really just bad lol