https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/111/177/895/159/891/188/original/bcc5303e6d0af689.mp4 

 The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. The Lord is basically fucking with you is what I'm saying here 

 It's kind of nice to see U2 looking notably older on the cover of their new single. Reminds me I'm not the only one. 

 You bet your bottom dollar, I said, pulling a dollar out of my bottom 

 I am going to become a very wealthy person. All I need is a fancy hat, a pair of mirrored aviators, and an obscenely large amount of money 

 I don't have any mental health conditions, I mean I do but I'm saying I don't because of them 

 I'm glad some people still want to do something with their lives. If everyone thought like me, we'd really be up shit creek. 

 I always feel so stupid.

[listens attentively to earpiece]

Folks I am getting word that I am in fact extremely stupid 

 This self, not being
good for anything, is tired
of being itself 

 And what about the doctors under 3 years

https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/111/059/675/228/837/663/original/51ff5aeb2cb8bce1.png 

 Trolling idiot behavior still gets a block 

 [emits a series of computer bleeps and bloops] 

 I thought listless meant restlessly directionless, but it really means lethargically directionless.

Just making sure I use the correct terms on my resume. 

 The Frist Untied Crunch of Chirst