You don't need to have the node running all the time.  If you just run it on the computer you tend to use that's fine.  The initial sync takes a while, but it's ok if its not always running.  Obviiously the network marginally benefits from 100% uptime, but this is your node, so you do you.  In the aggregate we'll get it done.


Well, one day I woke up and realized I was the most competent person in my family/extended family and felt  a moment of real dread because I realized no one is coming to save me.  Then I realized, ok I guess I'm an adult now go get shit done.  It's the moment you realize you can't just climb onto the couch behind your dads legs and feel protected.  But life is in one direction and having my own child now, I get to be the protector.  Wild shit!


Worth mentioning the start9 website has great instructions for how to install the OS on a computer so you dont need to spend money on their cool little device if you dont want to.  I also have a rasbpi running one just because I wanted to play around.  To me, it has a lot more to do with what do you intend to do with it.  If I was going to run a lightning node/channel on it, I would be more careful, but for checking your own addresses, etc., I don't see a reason to be too tinfoil hat about it


I've got a few running here and there (whether they like it or not), but   there's nothing wrong with just running it on a computer you have on most of the time .  People differ over this.  But if you use it to broad cast transactions, so long as your prvkey hygene is good, you dont need to use a special device to run a node in my opinion. There's nothing wrong with just taking an old laptop and running electrs and bitcoincore on it so long as you keep your keys off the computer


Best way to get fired, what's the problem?


That "be the puddle" quote literally comes from my uncle who's a retired Welder who was told when he was training to look down into the melted metal and "be the puddle" I had a piece of wood art done up for him with that engraved on it because it's such a cool mantra.


I like cool tech.  No facebook though please.  Also, this Zuck definitely could have gotten girlfriends in the 90s.  Solid 90s early 2000s drip here.


I wonder if  nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh will sue me for using his likeness to shill my educational children show which is obvisouly a rip off of perfect strangers.


Nostracism.


Clears the head for more important things.


Ben Franklin’s submission for the seal of the United States.
https://m.primal.net/LCDo.jpg


I was going for noone's grove, but that's probably better Nullius Nemus, or Lucus


I've been tallow maxing for a while now.  Really changed my life.


Quiet contemplation be yours by effort and the grace of God.


I do not.


It's very rewarding. thanks.


Proof of work is gonna get him a girlfriend.


Full disclosure, I'm a gainfully employed lawyer.  I just volunteer for on the board.  The staff and executive director are the real punk-beasts.  Wonderful people hearts of solid fucking bitcoin.


A verrrry cranky welder who hates coffee.  He's got a dumb best friend who is a snake, ironically (no thumbs), but is a much better welder but who follows none of the rules.  He just looks through his welding shield and says "Be the puddle" and shit just works out.  Makes our beaver sooo mad.


How dare you look so happy!!  That said, you'd like the adult literacy league here in Orlando.  We do a lot of work for unlettered and do some financial literacy as well.


Great effing video!


It's a good point.  A hungry masses short of starvation might be highly motivated to wake the fuck up though.


Nemos Nemus.


Beavers in Boots would be a great name for a children's show.


Complacence, convenience, capture.


Node running is so much easier! But, looks deadly.


“Fluoridated water poses an unreasonable risk to children.”
Don’t drink fluoridated water! No one needs systemic fluoride.

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/environment-and-energy/epa-must-reduce-fluorides-risks-to-childrens-iq-court-says


My in-laws, who are doctors, scoff at me for this.  I read the article and sent it to them, it's good.


Piney the cleaner.


Many such cases


1btc = 1btc = speech


Well, apparently because fuck DNS.  Thanks  nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg Looking forward to seeing how this functionality builds out so we can return to the real peer-to-peer node-to-node internet that I briefly glimpsed in the early 90s


For real.


It's appreciated, thank you.


You're crushing it.


So great to have family involved in self-improvement and preparation.  Good morning!


This.


I prefer the tumult of liberty to the quiet of servitude.
 – Thomas Jefferson


The anarchism runs deep in this man.


Yes!  Chef!


The drafter of this question also should be slapped.


Droppin fact bombs from the left side of the curve, go me!


Scathing.


Someone get this pornography off my feed.


Since we’re talking peptobismal Bismuth colored would be cool. https://image.nostr.build/498a1550ea9cc85ef99e544101173dfe791a7aaf0abc3401b53fb1717a39aa56.jpg


Fun fact, there were no whales during the jurassic period.


Makes sense.


If only.  It’s just the Stygian abyss.


If he’s cool with it, cool.


Imo the two main goals of running your own node are just not trusting someone else to relay to you what the status of the blockchain is and to protect your own data if you want to check/broadcast a transaction.  In that case you can run a node on any old device so long as you trust the device.  It will (hopefully) never have your private keys on it so it doesn’t need to be special or expensive. You could always install start9 os on an old laptop too. I’m not expert just sharing my thoughts.


On the one hand you can joke about anything.  On the other hand not everyone should joke about anything, e.g. the stability of your own marriage while also humiliating your spouse.


My firm is in an office building where if you, like me, get in before 8am you have to go to the bathroom in the dark because at this hour the automatic lights turn off after 2 minutes. *relayed to you from the dark


Good morning!


It’s amazing what you can do when your citizens participate in society with mutual respect and consideration.


Too bad tho it’s all the way down to $0.062M. It’s over.


Spoiled into domestication


I love this enthusiasm!


I missed this good morning but I will say GOOD AFTERNOON!


Hello, Hercules Sousa here, someone who wants to be free in all aspects of Life!!
https://m.primal.net/KzMl.jpg


New app idea, sack melanin detection.  It provides alerts when you're pasty.  Modified with e-Pants with an automatically deploying flap if you hit critically low Vit. D.


E're day!


This picture gave me chills.  What a view too!


"That was during my period of cosmic apotheosis when I became one with the mind of G-d and reached into the abyss to find the lost.  I've returned for the pizza."


I don't remember it ever being too hot but Fall is a great time to visit in my experience so long as it's not during the Sarajevo Film Festival which gets crazy.


Added benefit is that althought Trpanj is in Croatia you don't get smashed by the much higher prices you find in touristy locations like Dubrovnik.


Appreciate the response.  This was helpful.


🫂 It's worth the trip.  Very affordable, surrounded by beautiful nature.  Dripping with historical significance.  And, take a short train ride south to Ploće and you can take a ferryboat to Trpanj.  There's a very old church there and it's a stunning place to overnight.  https://m.primal.net/KzJr.png


Wat mean?


Negative space has an nsec.


GM!  This makes me miss morning coffee in Sarajevo.  Came in a cup like that when it wasn't in a little copper pot.  What a wonderful place.


This is literally the story of  nostr:npub1yye4qu6qrgcsejghnl36wl5kvecsel0kxr0ass8ewtqc8gjykxkssdhmd0


TAKE IT FROM HIM!


I'm a man of deep contradiction and endless enthusiasm.


Your feelings are irrelevant.  Embrace the pain.


Strong opinions, loosely held. GFY.


GM! LFG!  58k FOREVER 100pu


Vote even harder!  Break the arm off the machine (do they still have arms? What happened to chad?  Is he still hanging?)


Meatspace is palliative to distrust.


Getting ghosted by a reply bot is peak internet.


This is going to be fun.


My theory its the chronic insuffulation of tooth enamel.  It's the only explanation.  Why would staring into the stinking, gaping maws of irresponsibly intelligent apes all day cause so much psychological pain on its own. Must be tooth dust.


Fackchually true


I miss Pittsburgh. Still one of the most friendly places to grow up.


By build an ark I mean:

Get a generator, some chickens and start building community ties so that you can buy black market gas with bitcoin.


Seconded.


If you were close to saying you’re a Christian again who would you talk to?


This sounds really fun


Have an open mind, but not so open your brain falls out. - someone said


It’s cool that I have no idea what this means.


You might say he’s ossified.


Freedom uber allies.


Proof of work.


Thank you.


I was a unique case of homeschooling because I was homeschooled through 8th grade then went made the decision to go try high school because I was worried I might be stupid compared to other kids who I knew through sports, clubs, community, etc… My parents made it clear that it was my decision to make, so I made it.

Turns out I was not, in fact, stupid relative to the other kids… I was able to skip through math classes in high school and graduated valedictorian while being a three-sport athlete all four years. I discovered that public school is absurdly easy, because everything caters to the lowest common denominator. The focus was on time spent (in your desk, doing homework, etc) vs deliverables. Put another way, it was an “hourly” mentality instead of a “salary” mentality.

That said, I had some really great science and math teachers in high school that I am still very grateful for. They were also the type of teachers who thought administrative mandates were bullshit and just wanted to focus on teaching.

Things I liked most about being homeschooled:
- I finished all my work in 2-3 hours in the morning and spent the rest of the day outside — I was outside constantly.
- I was done when I was done. There was no “homework” because it was all at home.
- I could do my work from anywhere, or work ahead a few days bitcoin if needed. There were no arbitrary constraints.
- It taught me to work on deliverables.
- I read a shitload.
- I was never uncomfortable around “adults.” They were just bigger people to me. I showed everyone respect, but I was perfectly comfortable and happy hanging out with adults even as the only kid (plus my sister).
- I got to do a bunch of random shit because I my schoolwork itself took very little time.

On the subject of random shit, one of my favorite memories is when my mom set me up with a legit blacksmith to apprentice for a day. He’s the first person who taught me about Fibonacci. Seriously brilliant and badass dude. Made a huge impression on me and I will never forget it.

I also just played in the woods constantly. Started fires, built forts, used knives and axes and guns from a young age.

In terms of things I disliked, the only real thing was the worry that I was not going to be as smart as my peers at public school. Benchmarking was hard. It’s the whole reason I decided to go to high school, only to find out that a lot of people are complete morons, with zero initiative, drive, or grit.

I also spend a day a week at a Montessori school for a year or two. That was neat. Zero “schoolwork” was done. We just built shit and cooked shit and played outside.

My parents also helped found a small charter school (about 10 kids). We would get together once a week and had a couple tutors who came in. I had an awesome Mennonite algebra tutor named Edith. We got on swell.

Anyway, highly recommend homeschooling, and will be doing it with our kid(s). There are infinitely more online resources available now than there were when my parents did it.


I was stupid shit at 19


Wayne Srs list was longer than Epstein a


Same!!


The expression of the default mode network.


Does anyone here use  nostr:npub1q7xqc79rteknhs5s4rsqju2yu8tuguvptu373napkzptsz65yn2qz590jl ? #asknostr


No shoes detected.


How do you feel about it. Any anecdotes your comfortable sharing? In the US?


Repost notes from small accounts to help share their value. 🫡 💜

#Nostr
#askNostr


Oh yes


You’ve convinced me.


Well put.


Right, what I meant is (as a lawyer) I would have to be carefuly participating int he recommendation of changes, etc., to requests as it could be construed to be the practice of law.  But I would love to see, and would contribute to, building a Wiki like this to the extent I can.  It would be a great way to get more eyeballs on efforts


It would be cool if there was a site that is tracking pending foia requests and a group discussing how to improve them or enforce them. Obviously it gets into the practice of law so it’s tricky but I would be into supporting that.


You're like a saiyan.


This is painful to watch


thanks!


When/where?


Full court press.


I see a sign.  And, it says 58.


This is correct.


Which is basically the only reason we do anything else, so good luck to us both!


Wow I really appreciate this candid response. Thank you.  My wife recently left the work force and we’re considering all options. Honestly he’s not a very well behaved kid with his mother(he’s not even three so I’m sure he’ll get over it) so homeschooling may not work in our case but I will remain vigilant about what he’s being taught elsewhere.


Harry zaps.


He sold plasma for the last .01


Werty keyboards only


Holy shit straight from the bottle!?  There have been signs.


Homeschooling it is then.


It’s an oblate spheroid.


I've got the same couch cover.  I guess that makes us friends.


gold _is_ a shitcoin


God's playing plinko


If you've ever seen young kids speed whack math through an abacus you would _know_ finger counting is not only ok, but good.  I guess in 20 years this might make it into the public shcools.


Dude, those are so thicc slabs.  I want!


REPLY!


I'm scared.


58 forever he says


I've come here for the cooking.


I miss the 90s


insanity.


No I won't obviously.  He deserves his privacy.  I hope he gets 12 more years out of his volvo.


Someone recently told my mother-in-law that his sister is married to the ceo of bitcoin, someone named "Michael."  I'm flummoxed.


All my emails come with a trojan that lets me delete my emails remotely.   At a minimum it lets me open and close their CD-ROM drive.


That explains it.


What block height tho?


I use venice.ai mostly.


These...are not words.


 nostr:npub1v6z4srj4ktch4f3ee9ze2zp7ml4n9rshttmntpamfed0nvpev5fszzuq49

nostr:note1h75dxwrdn5snsx04hg0h3gdn6ug7d234cnrezv90u96g7x789d3s9rvkjs


Dreamcatcher?


LINES ON CHARTS!


Definitely not.


When did women get pockets?


Bitcoin isn’t the bubble, it is the pin


Make a plan to recover.

Archive your nsec,
seed phrases, and
important passwords.

Take it seriously even if you’re “just testing.” Some things are irreplaceable.
https://m.primal.net/KvPH.jpg


And you get a jab, and you get a jab, and you get a jab!!  Look under your chairs!! 💉


I love it.  We have very strong sunshine laws here in Florida and people should use them.


I identify as a nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc  reply guy


And you too!


But how can she slap?!


Good morning!


GM! Did you send a FOIA request today?  nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy  nostr:npub1v6z4srj4ktch4f3ee9ze2zp7ml4n9rshttmntpamfed0nvpev5fszzuq49


lol i hope someone found a paper wallet in an old jacket.


Yay!


I thought I already followed you, but glad I saw this.  spicy.


My life is a deepfake.  Reality is a dream and the universe is a hologram. Birds aren't real.


This was a lie, do not do this.


Fun fact:  you can simulate carbonation by placing a 9v batter at the end of the glass and placing your tongue on it while you drink.


I once ice skated and also played street hockey maybe twice, do I count?


It's titilating to watch someone call someone a nerd who claims to be an "autist". These people are very serious indeed.


This price action is bizarre.


We’re glad you’re here.


Thanks


What brand do you use I’ve been looking into bone conducting too but have never tried any


Few indulgences are so right and acceptable.


I'm announcing BitVotr, a new voting protocol to fight election fraud, releasing today to the public domain.

The whitepaper of the protocol is available on GitHub and has a website, BitVotr.com.

Pull requests welcome. Questions and comments welcome in GitHub issues section, and will go towards a FAQ document later.

The protocol introduces new concepts and borrows from old...

- Proof of Tax linked to public keys (new).

- Vote merging for anonymity (borrowed from coin mixing).

- Peer to peer network to submit, sign, and merge votes (every voter is a peer).

- Tamper proofing of count via pgp signatures.

- Peers use RAFT protocol for consensus and data protection (borrowed).

- Byzantine Fault Tolerance thresholds for minimum verification, and defends against network attack.

- Data dissemination of the tally and signatures to Nostr and BitTorrent (no blockchain or token required).

- Vote count by the public (like nodes in Bitcoin verifying blocks).

- Election clock using Bitcoin timechain (without writing to it).

BitVote doesn't force a tyrannical government to be honest and benign, instead, it makes election fraud evident.

Voting doesn't overthrow tyranny, only revolution or total collapse does. Step 1 is to overcome the gaslighting and make fraud undeniable.

Of course dishonest governments will reject this. The system must begin small, prove itself, and be unavoidable to larger and larger democracies.

This is not an endorsement of voting as an ethical way to organise society, but if we are going to vote, it should be verifiable by the people it affects.

https://image.nostr.build/77ba90199d4d44b87acba1c2d3c6e6e0f56b43992e28b4e300956b382d75e875.jpg


GOODMORNING!


TrumpBurgerCoinGate


Listen to uncle menger.


They took my 58k from me 🥺


I mean they are objectively inferior to other tools for many of the purposes they serve and yet they continue to be used.


The Lindy aspect of the chopstick is really something to behold.


Sometimes they need to see someone buy a burger to wake up.


Trump leverage is real.


No, just a reference to this:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strauss%E2%80%93Howe_generational_theory


Bitcoin Conference in LV is going to be nuts.


I assume it will be a criminal case but even if its a civil case you should keep in mind that for someone it's basically the worst time of their life, even if its some stupid contract dispute that is boring as elmer's glue on cardboard. I know I don't have to tell you to give a shit, but its a soapbox of mine.  The practice of law is so fucking broken and sometimes the last line of defense is a jury who just pays attention and gives a shit.


I’m glad. It’s such an important thing. I hope you get an interesting case.


I’m nervous


This fourth turning is making me dizzy.


No thank you please.


I like cooking and want people to be happy with what they eat.  Even crotchety ol' UTXO


Id probably stuff knife holes with parsley and garlic, thens alt and pepper, put it on a bed of potatoes and onions and carrots with a little chicken or beef stock and slow cook it at around 275-300 in a dutch oven for a few hours.


Purist feelings aside, this caused three boomers to call me yesterday.  We cannot undervalue the memetic value of Trump.


#freeRoss
https://m.primal.net/KuUu.jpg


I literally got three phone calls because of trump burgercoingate


TrumpBurgerCoin


ARKHAM GOVERNMENT BITCOIN HOLDINGS LEADERBOARD

1. United States - $12.16B
2. United Kingdom - $3.67B
3. Bhutan - $782.46M
4. El Salvador - $351.75M

Honorable Mention - Germany - ZERO (down from $3.56B)
https://image.nostr.build/1aefc896a64749d0f42ff491a06a87e023118b3f40eb70c8fe509f3ee71424b5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/708b84dcfd559dcfa860b16031330ea1b524a7dd562456ef99272ad608e17f3b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/55f81c8e157f2325ca644f508ec8fa04b6643d94e862a0c01be3d86cd0214cc3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e4581f63568a87b1cd72e15d9a2bc94683bd9cb2062a7c970a354d373b0b35b4.jpg


I guess Germany isn't getting a girlfriend after all.


Are you sick of being lied to?

The Stolen Science series can be found on the Once Bitten Podcast.

Episode 4 will drop next week.

 Ashton Forbes is the guest and we discuss his work in uncovering the mystery that surrounds Malysian Airlines MH 370, Zero Point Energy, The Aether and much more.


Civilization was built on the ability to ridicule, and eventually ostracize, bad participants.


More until 58 forever then rest.


I don’t know that I’m ready. I already got several phone calls because trump bought burgers with bitcoin.


Nice rod.


When the market opens, back to 58?


Agreed.


Craig Wright is not Satoshi, but I understand.


Good morning!


One thing I so miss about living in the north is christmas time, bundled at home, snow outside frigid cold.  Florida does not provide this experience.


They also have a lot of unrealized capital gains.


And you as well fren!  Today I'm going to do some zone 2 training (incline walking), deadlifts and dumbell work.  I hope you find some time for body work as well.


Good morning my favorite frog!


Same as it ever was.  But these zaps are getting gobduhm expensive.


There's nothing I want to do more this morning than buy a burger at pubkey with bitcoin.


I’ve heard your succinct take many times now and it’s a very nice informational package but no one has given it a name. Can we call it The Boothian Future?


This interview would be the spring board that later allowed the interviewer to become the dictator of a small Arab nation.


GM 58


Good morning!!


Good morning !!


I believe in you!


You can see half of this rug and imagine that the other half will be woven exactly the same as the completed side. Although I took this picture two years ago, my aim is to show you the complexity of the handmade rug-making process.

https://m.primal.net/KudJ.jpg


This is incredible.


58 > N


where's 58, wtf is going on?


If you know what your rent is in terms of sats you’re gonna make it.


I miss Pittsburgh.


At least those people are walking. But yes. Also stupid.


No ears detected.


Your coin, your choice.


The Fed just cut rates with entrenched inflation above 2.5%, the government is running multi-trillion dollar non-recessionary deficits, and a President just bought cheeseburgers using #Bitcoin. Welcome to the future.


Wen Burgercoin ?


The in laws are reaching out about bitcoin right now because they saw trump buy some burgers.  WGMI


HELLO!


Trumps got huge stones.  People keep trying to kill him and he goes into a tiny basement bar with a bunch of anarchosycopaths,  I love it.


I’m being sarcastic of course. It works and the coolest thing about this that people who have only heard that bitcoin is used by terrorists and drug dealers are suddenly seeing that a US President just used it to buy a burger at a small restaurant in NYC
nostr:note1qlwr9379g8dc345p5sw438fn4xg4dmczklpkd3sqst5thrq6us9q85jjte


One polish bitcoiner.


I plan to be shot into the sun when I die, but if I didn't this would be the way.


This is amazing.


Security on point with satoshishirt


Can confirm.


Not sure why, I didnt do anything and don't see any spam unless I search


Blackrock has just released a new report titled "#Bitcoin: A Unique Diversifier" in which they compare the performance of #Bitcoin to other assets following major geopolitical events.

To summarise: #Bitcoin leaves everything else in the dust.

https://www.blackrock.com/us/individual/literature/whitepaper/bitcoin-a-unique-diversifier.pdf https://image.nostr.build/13e491f837be6f0ff87963f7b6e9d8020ec4f558fe9d963dde6dc9c7936a6fb5.jpg


Consolidate your dust.


Legendary.


I still see people driving alone in cars with masks on.  That on really gets me.


Magnolia seeds?


How is this possible?  How could social media corrupt something so important?


It wasn't nearly as funny.


Would you rather I said we're all infinite pizza?  Because I can get down with being infinite pizza.


We're all scarce assets in the eyes of God.


Do it twice.


I'm sure you could reconstitute a simalcrum of me via AI, but my soul will be in the timechain.


It's nice to know you're here for me.


When I die, hash me and bury me on the timechain.  #dedstr


I feel attacked.


58 soon


hideous


It's obviously unsinkable, flawless, and perfect in everyway.


Dirty talkin'


We're just preparing for the "just dont fucking dance" moment of the movie.


BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/KuCP.mp4


I'm so thiiiirsty!!


Probably nothing.


Boat shamer!


I wonder why I started floating in my chair.  Stop it, I need this demon to get shit done.


I still have things to do tho'


Wait, am I dying in this scenario?


More soap please. https://m.primal.net/Ktxp.jpg
https://plebeian.market/product/a567d56b-4ede-41d1-901a-0f2af752940a


That explains my nickname.


But of course we are.


Literally me.


pure signal!


Many such cases.


Did 50 measily bps really cause btc to mini-candle?


There will be room on my boat.


I have only begun to excringitate.


The measure of every man is: how long do you watch the basket before finding the bucket?!


Unmoored from deep historical context, we choose freedom!


Bronado incoming!


Equal parts freedom and more freedom.


Are those hooters stools?


or just fear


I don’t like BlackRock.
I like this chart.

Source: BlackRock’s new document - link below.
https://m.primal.net/KuBm.jpg


Money for enemies.


I plead the fitty.


spice


brr


Where are we gonna fit so much hell?  I barely have room for my kid's shit.


how much hell?


According to the meme, right in the middle.


how brr? wen break?


Because only dirty hands handle it.


herewego.gif


BREAKING: 50 bps it is.

"In light of the progress on inflation and the balance of risks, the Committee decided to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/2 percentage point to 4-3/4 to 5 percent."

nostr:note1hd9m492hw65utrl645zhfq8nfz5j2qz9rf69r4l909zxf2a7jzjsa4ly3y


Is it Ragnarok now?


This reminds me of Alton Browns method of tweeting where he writes it on a sticky and posts a picture of the sticky.


That thumbs up created a shockwave that removed the clothing from everyone in the photography row.


I've ready been struck down and become more powerful then you could even imagine.


Steak is centralized, then decentralized, then hashed, then decentralized again.


I'm surprised one didn't go off in an airplane so as to trigger a whole new round of tyrannical laws and money printing.


For anyone but not everyone.


Check under hats too


Implode hard enough and I dare you to show me the difference


Every time I hear his name I eat a steak.


https://www.bugle.news/exploding-hardware-wallets-added-to-bitcoiner-threat-assessment/ nostr:note15sk6qjeapyy54udw6vxhj0esm7ck8m4gnh6ns7kzhz6ln99wlwxqvk74yz


Stole my idea nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8


This is the way.


But what about all the salt and earth they brought?!


KYC is endangering customers. Here is why fam.

https://v.nostr.build/WkvnahPJViryZ14w.mp4


I wouldn't want to be alone there either even tho I'm not really for the paranormal, but with 100 beatniks, artists and eventual vagrants, it's a blast!


Despite all the back and forth, nostr is still your best decentralized bet for social media.

Having zaps (and btc integration) w/o being in a network with a native token is an underestimated decentralizing force.

I’ve been a part of the decentralization process on networks more than once… I do believe that nostr will scale the best for social media


It involves explosions.


I mention it because it was supposed to be haunted, so it was fun.


Ya, I don't revere my ancestors on halloween, that would not be the moment to get blasted and debauched with friends.  I used to attend a halloween party that was held annually here:  https://www.grandmidwayhotel.com/#

It's under new management now, not sure what's up.  But that was a blast.


Spicy


Ah!  That's a shame.  It's one of the few holidays.  Anytime people have an excuse to wear a proper mask/disguise, everyone is just so much more outgoing and fun.


I just had a great idea for a new fake PIN feature.   nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8


Nostrween would be great.  It's been forever since I've been to a real halloween party.


When the pigeons start exploding:  Bird's aren't real and this will be the wakeup call we need.


How much bitcoin does he have?


Neat, can we also get to work on open platform (perhaps braille digital interfaces) so that blind/vision impaired folks can selfcustody privately?


Handsom devil going all William Wallace in the field.


True, once 'splodey; twice kaboomish.


I bought some to help orange pill the manager of my firm's IRA product.  He's been flabbergasted by it like "how did you know".  He's not there yet, but I'm going to get him there.


Fun fact, once bitten, twice shy.


I WANT TO GO TO A BITCOIN/NOSTR HALLOWEEN PARTY


My fuckin' cat just draws lines on charts on everything.


"Do not yield to misfortunes, but advance more boldly to be the yield." - Virgil (probably)


Reply guys go dutch.


Just make sure they have your MAC addresses to be sure.


Wen cabin in woods?


When the hackers from Israel blow up all of our batteries, I'm going to miss you.


wuh?


Boobflation. Deboobment.


Umm - I'm not OK with having my nuts blown off because I wanted privacy...and parallel financial rails!

====

some are arguing that israel somehow managed to get a hold of and compromise these pagers, perhaps at a distributor, perhaps by tradecraft of some sort. it’s possible, but i don’t believe it. i just do not believe the pagers turn over that fast or that it could be so easy or effective or accurately targeted without piles of collateral damage.

my wager (and obviously, i’m guessing here and have no special knowledge just a nasty mind and some technical savvy) is that this was more like stuxnet. it’s a software hack that used the code of the pagers to remotely compromise them, take over control at a basic level, and mismanage the battery/thermo processes to make it overheat and explode.

and this means that anything with a Li-ion battery and a network connection just became a highly targeted (and targetable) weapon. a laptop is a claymore. it makes most EV’s into WMD’s. a whole new arms race just started and such weapons tech never stays in the hands of governments for long.

====

https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/smart-phones-as-smart-munitions


Maybe it'll blow while I'm driving and I'll get catapaulted into space.  I don't want to be embalmed when I die and I would rather be shot into the sun.


88 looks comfy.


But I've been the yield for so long, I don't know how to quit.


Is that like the scene at the end of Requiem for a Dream?  If so, ew.


#meme #nostrmeme #memes
#zap it, Feels good man.
🤦♂🙋   #humor 🤦🙋♂

Holy shit
#hot take

https://video.nostr.build/2840ec30c84b2a0ede8aab77eb0cdb6e95e12db147c441f0c0f20a6f25e71e8e.mp4


What is this from?!


It's a hard shape to make, but worth it because it's forever.


I'm never kidding when it comes to chachachachia


Elephant.  My son loves elephants.


Pie in the sky.


I have a chia pet sprouting as we speak.


Except 58.


Quillmaxin'


How do you explain inflation in few words? (Imagine explaining to someone you care about 😅)

This is for a project, I thank you in advance!


Counterfeiting is illegal not because the "fake" dollars are wrong somehow (they might be perfect copies), but because introducing money into the economy that wasn't earned by the creation of value is bad for the economy.  Inflation is when the government does this anyway.


Remember that time we all thought a dude had his sack out at the olympics because that was the most obvious way to interpret what we saw on the tv under the circumstances but then it turned out to just be a run in his pantihose?  #asknostr


That's ok, the original post doesn't have to do anything with the responses.  Sometimes, I just slide in to remind everyone its 58 forever.


If it matters that you lost your signing device, you're doing it wrong.


I'm similar on the internet, I harvest a few (maybe one or two) new RL friends, and then burn the fucking bridge.


It's fun to remind yourself that you've got things squared away.


My grandmother once tried to swallow an alka seltzer whole thinking it was just a big pill.


Skipped leg day.


I'll come on your podcast to talk about being a normal pleb, how I lost a front tooth to a tortilla chip accident, why its 58 forever, and how the practice of law is broken.


I was thinking of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semaphore


I also gib mefsef a lobobobobobmy


Semaphore


Those stairs make me nervous.


spicy


He should have throw in some of his sick pop'n'lock'n


I just threw my keys in the ocean


Is it Ragnarok yet?


Thank you


I figured.  Back to the mines forever then.


58 is the key to unlocking the Riesmann Hypothesis.


Is it over then?


Google loves you tho'


#asknostr

nostr:note1ymqygkz4kg85esfavkjv84mt9q97qn97n9qw532cqml7f9gwve5sekpeax


Can someone tell me why the japanese stock market won't collapse when we reduce rates but it did collapse when they increased rates?


You building a car?


Bitcoin teaches you a lot about how irrational we really hard.  It's kind of wild.  That said, I have 58k derangement syndrome and need help.  Also, I'm not allowed to buy any more sats right now so no matter what happens I'll be sad-happy.


Whats the dodecahedron or whatever n-hedron back in the corner there??


$58 forever, wife or no wife.


Ooo. ya much more stickbundly


Like voltron.


Corn harvest.


Scots and Scottish accents are maybe the best to hear, imo.  Musical.


This is still a thing?!


Nice, holding your ground and the seller blinked.


I’m never sarcastic.


Shit... I'm sorry.  I have a bad right ankle and am so familiar with that pop and how demoralizing it is to have an ankle you can't trust.  I hope you recover quickly.  I prescribe lobster.


My grandmother could play 15 bingo cards at the same time


#bitcoin #nostr #bank #meme

https://m.primal.net/Krck.jpg


Getting coal power going in Satisfactory 1.0 is such a fuckin' relief.


You can still smack my ass.


I’m married Sergio. We can still be friends but the flirting has to stop.


Agreed. 🫂


Honestly I’m not a big meme person unless it’s about Jerome Powell https://image.nostr.build/0be69a7b56da1a4188fbcd4ed45d374486f113d88b6d7ddecdc41ad042593fc3.jpg


Lunch nostr:note158e6tpxr9csvcx7xvd23tlzalrxgjsjvtm4z960m9mlk6uh708lspd70wz


Many such cases.


I really enjoyed this one.   I was also getting burned out on the circle jerk everythings gonna be great and we all win forever podcasts and have a real discussion about the nuts and bolts of it.


Maters!


I've seen the fatwa.  In any case, Saylor isn't the right guest to discuss islamic finance, but it's an interesting topic that could have fit into the discussion.  I obviously can't know what anyone is thinking (at least I'll never admit to being psychic).


Probably just have stickermule.com make some.  I love that company.


I remember when 58 sats was .05dollars


I don't know if Saifedean is a practicing muslim, but he's had people on his show before discussing the prohibition on lending money at interest and I'm just surprised this religious concept didn't come up.  I also think Saylor recognized this when referring to it as ideology.  I don't have a feeling one way or another about the religious prohibition on interest (I like the idea of jubillee for example) but I'm surprised they didn't discuss that.


I like you two.


You both know better.


It’s ok


you know the answer


True, ice.


No need for slavery when you have the right incentive structures.  Everyman will be free to choose his fate.  Details on incentives to follow.


My benevolent dictatorship will be prosperous.


"Never work hard for something that someone else prints an infinite amount of for free."

"Do you think it would be valuable to have a system of money where you knew, without question, that the rules were exactly the same for every participant. No matter it a powerful government or an everyday citizen?"

"Have you ever heard of a "fad" or a "bubble" that collapsed and then went on another aggressive growth phase that dwarfed the previous one 5 times in a row over a 15 year period?"

"Do you think its better for money to have someone who can arbitrarily create and control every aspect of it because there's an institution in charge, or do you think it should be a public good with the same rules for everyone?"

--------------------------

These are ones that seem to trigger fresh thinking in people who are dismissive about it. It often forces them to see it a different way. What tact you use though will very much depend on the framing that the person you are talking to is coming from.


These are solid.  Thanks Guy.


If we were interested in it we wouldn't give them the option.


What's the best argument you've used to get a friend on board with BTC? My friend is getting close, but still thinks BTC is a fad...


Depends on the friend, so much.  But typically I start with monetary debasement with clear anecdotes (big mac price chart e.g.).  I ask questions that lead them to the conclusions like "would you rather leave your cash in the checking account or invest it?" "why" Then back to inflation again and debasement.  Try and tie those two things together tightly followed by Debt-GDP money printing.  Then when the color leaves their face and they see the financial apocolypse on the horizon,  I replace it with the rising orange sun.


Re the new Saif/Saylor YouTube video that dropped today. Highly recommend. nostr:note1tr3yjc2ajrxjpfdmsmw97sqp0ka9eg6pupsnu7cdm65c07sd66fqwkpj4z


My jeans have buttons.  Zippers are a psyop alien invention.


Canada wil be absorbed by my country and we will give montreal the option to do its own thing.


there's something....familiar....about this pin.


$58k is a gravitational singularity.


That's why they call it clown world.


What Matt said ^


Make sure you fill out the deposit/withdrawal slip IN FULL.  It's amazing they still make you fill those out.  They must have Raiders of the Lost Ark-style warehouses full of them somewhere.


Güd.


This...is a Wendy's.


I are hab inception:  https://m.primal.net/Ksky.png


I try to modulate my brilliance down to one standard deviation above my client.


"Care RedFox, this is BlueWolf, the flimsy metal chain in aisle two has come loose, report, the chain is loose."


No, I was just thinking about all the dams I'd have to step over to get to the toilet.  I went to PennState back in the day so I am looking forward to how this thing goes, I'd love to revisit the area sometime for a nostr event.


Telling potential clients when they are being stupid has been extremely lucrative for me.


Sweet drip!


Dude, I was just listening to this on the way into work and had the same though.  "I am enjoying this friendly conflcit". This is how people should always talk to eachother.  A little blowy here and there is ok (amirite??!), but in between there should be vigorous debate.


Let's hope so.  That would be max troll.


What is Amazon/Google/Facebook, etc., doing to correct the injustice of targeted ads not fully reaching the deaf community?


https://seloolive.com/. If you reach out to Martin, I bet he'd sell for bitcoin. He gives rebates in bitcoin (at least he did when I bought some) I love this oilive oil.


https://seloolive.com/. If you reach out to Martin, I bet he'd sell for bitcoin.  He gives rebates in bitcoin (at least he did when I bought some) I love this oilive oil.


With a rod of any length, one can be a master baiter.


I have never cohabitated with a beaver.


Well that's good.  I don't want to die in the matrix and die here.


If you die do you have to burn your nsec?


Trying!  On bitcoin too.

https://dungeon-mastr.github.io/test/simulatecombat.html?pubkey=3ccbd89de0222ddcb1bc74ef2addb710b6b9c27759be50722b14012df9ececab&blockhash=0000000050ab2751467197aae0094740aaa1cf647bc3bf5cf544f6deefd10c0&seed=c872d2fc6eb59fcbe1e900f04c1fcd6bf22f320e8d60fda18383216cbcfd0e55


Oh this is hilarious


Cry in the Dojo, Laugh in the Battlefield of Nostr.


How's the ankle doing today?


Are you playing DND on nostr?


But, funzies!


Every man’s gotta have A-corn.


Acorns be cornin right now


Lines on charts!!


Writing this brief is going to be so much better now!  I’ve got fiat lung!


たいへんだけどがんばてね！


I don’t usually like lines on charts but I’m OK with this


Pretty.


The level of doomery on btc makes me feel bullish.


In my country, I don't worry too much about muggings, home invasions, we have solutions for that, but I do worry about black helicopters and bags on heads in vans in military sheds.


I mean freedom is the ultimate wealth (affluence) and if you help people do this you are, per se, an affluencer.


Anyone spreading freedom tech is an affluencer


If they opened Matthew Pines's head, they would find a civilization of microscopic aliens.  That dude is just so fucking smart, it's impossible.


That makes a lot of sense and wasn't even the terrible thing I was thinking about and now I have more terrible things to think about.  For the future!!


More like an affluencer.


I'm nobody, but someone like Max Keiser whose been dolling out large stacks for years, I'd be afraid to travel if I was him in the early moments of hyperbitcoinization.


Just means you can't comply when they are drilling your knees in a mountain in montana somewhere.


Godspeed!


Lol, exactly.


It's a meal you obviously have to earn.


You can never follow all of them, but this is objectively hilarious.


The sacrifices will be numerous for this lesson.  I worry about some people I don't know but have immense respect for.


At what point in the manifesto process do you build a cabin, and can I visit?


How's the street meat?


I like it.  Take my corn.


They're rolling out the liquidity howitzer.


#asknostr

nostr:note1k8jplgfzj02yh9s26s5xw5pzkzpdlve4k9xnjlkn7ntmn9jzn06se6v3da


There's been some talk about bitcoiners being the target of loser criminals.  But what happens when shit gets crazy and the moonbois are finally right and the organized crime-governments want to blacksite some of these famous bitcoiners until the corn comes out?  This _will_ happen.  In some ways, I'm glad I'm late (we're early) to this game theory playing out in real time.


They play this song ^


You know how you can tell when it's lunchtime in Ohio?


Dude...you get this.


May we stay humble, and stack sats.


With another tshirt over top?  Are you old enough for this style maximalism?


Mushroom https://image.nostr.build/c4d239fb0f94ef776487ebbd9b1991c9a6af3fbf690039af5f3106351bf6a42f.jpg


My wife’s been watching. Convince her to get on nostr so you can discuss lol


Both!


It's trivially easy to get Tesla to install solar on your house.  Getting service/warranty/repair?  That's opposite.


Probably nothing.


you beat me too it!


The latest Trump would be assassin - Ryan Routh ALSO appeared in a Blackrock Commerical just like Thomas Crooks.
https://v.nostr.build/7VrCZPldZVln3R5h.mp4


Is it possible we've just all been in a blackrock commercial and don't know it yet?  Do you have to commit a crime to find out?


GFY 🫡


This is so important.  My grand parents lived in a world where saving didn't mean "risking my capital in the hands of another for potential upside". It just meant putting the money somewhere and leaving it there for later.  It's too bad that generation is leaving us.  REMEMBER SAVINGS IS NOT INVESTING!


You shouldn’t be forced to invest just to maintain your purchasing power.


A few months ago, I started ‘Bitcoin Bitches’, an italian telegram group for “my girlfriends” to talk about Bitcoin in a more personal and feminine way.

Today, it has 361 members (and I had to make it private because it was losing its initial intimacy).

In no time, some of these girls created the fork "Bitcoin Bitches Turin," and today I attended one of their meetups in this beautiful city.

I couldn’t be happier to see how this community is growing and to hear women passionately talking about Bitcoin 🩷
https://m.primal.net/KqwC.jpg


I should add, she and her whole family are Italian and speak Italian and travel to Italy regularly so she'd probably enjoy!


How I get my wife connected to your Bitches?  She's recently quit her bank job and I think she'd benefit from more exposure to the bitcoin community such as it is, while she explores other things that will make her happy beyond our little boy.


Ordered


I should get some of these.


*starts thinking rich


David Grey PFP ftw.


bitcoin is now a stablecoin

#58k forever 😝🫡


Including Semaphore??


GFY Disinterested Parties!


It's been said.


Maybe it's the chair that won, because everyone is the loser under the circumstances.


But do you _sorta_ agree?


Money follows Highlander rules.


But who won the debate?


Apology accepted.


I’m quantumly entangled with deez


I think we need to turn off the simulation blow in the cartridge and start over.


You must be in love.


My mind is the tremulant feeding the torrent of pomposities I'm want to speak.


Well, true, but also I didn't notice it right away but once I did, it became my obligation to share.


Dudes standing on it!


I just wanted to learn about Semaphore and this is what wikipedia delivers me:  giant whale dong.


Feast on this nsfw post:
https://m.primal.net/KrmS.png


Bring back The Far Side.


I am not uncertain.


Can someone please take the measure of this post?

nostr:note1hx3daf93qn99feaak3pmqjj88xxlledg7wax2vcfm5wkww3ahwjq6ksa8j


I can't quite put my dork on it but there's something of a growing interest in this long sketch.https://m.primal.net/KrmS.png


Retirement plan:  sell fruit in a cart by the street and read books all day and occaisionally talk to people who want to squeeze my grapes.


Anytime my phone gets to that level of red notifications, I just throw it out and start a new life.


Boredom is the real mindkiller.  Hell is tedium maximalism.  The doldrums beat for thee!


and 58k forever.


BREAKING:  Important people are asking the important question, when can we transmit btc over a semaphore network of strong handed transmitters!?


Can confirm, frog abs.


One time I stepped in a blob of old grass clippings.  The inside had turned into poop.  On that day, I learned about composting.


Imagine you own a casino, full of games, but one game everyone wins if they play long enough, even the house, but the house doesn't win _bigly_ enough so it tries to break that game.


I only trust myself, and barely.


How many banks are in your WoT?


I'm peacing so hard right now.


#asknostr

nostr:note15rwjjk47drry6kt7mdyxzz4gwxzm3an8n937xnwrtwkx78mvg0pqynu2wv


Where go, but where go?!


I can't imagine people are really taking that much btc into self custody?  Could it be true??


If you can transmit btc over ham, why not semaphore?


Should I be doing this?


I’m on a trip round Sicily and used nostr:npub1864jglrrhv6alguwql9pqtmd5296nww5dpcewapmmcazk8vq4mks0tt2tq to find the only bar in Syracusa that takes #Bitcoin. It’s run by nostr:npub1cqlc6lzlzkx4rhg5k8dne05wmzmldwf5ua73j9mg9484z7cnuhjq8atcz9 and her husband. After buying a beer, much excited chat  and trying to Orange pill two Danes in the queue, I decided I should make a video of me buying an arancino. It’s certainly not as slick as nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a would produce but you get the idea.
https://m.primal.net/IqWM.mov


GOOD MORNING NODE AND JAY!


i'm feeling malicious today


Whoopsie
nostr:note1c62u2lqpqy4rm67th4jq56cnwrtqns4pt6kdvqtllv48k3q73zvsc9n2p6


Struggling against is literal and figurative hell. But it’s so hard to comply.


Always has been.


Damn!  Heal up brother!  Hopefully there’s a story attached to this.


beep boop


stek


I like that flooring.


Air fryers are more polarizing than stainless steel va cast iron.


Where I grew up this was a signal that a dealer was on the block.


Too much surface area.


Bulk Publix hot sausage is always good. Made some this morning. Smack some patties fryerup


They’re cute.


Jfc.


What’re those little purple fellas.


Thanks for the info brother much appreciated.


You euphemism with the best of them.


It’s really about the companionship.


Stiff competition this erection. Might need to grease the exit poles this year.

Penis.


ENGAGEMENT!


All, broke me


Radio faces unite!


People who study #bitcoin become better at economics than economists

Most economists struggle to understand bitcoin because they are hopelessly trapped within their own doctrine
https://m.primal.net/KqxQ.jpg


There’s a whole machine just for this product!?


I keep a windows computer just for games


Same here love it


Thank you pirate


Dude... This is 🔥


Whether I’m lying or being honest I don’t have enough.


Here for the extremity of it all.


I’m generous with the vagrants.


OK, price drop for #BTC users, as promised.

https://hax0rbana.org/signet/store.html?pubkey=028fe8dff97df9480d37bd7fbdd300c7aab1e77e3f77647f41ae27fa69d401da26&relays=%5B%22wss://relay.damus.io%22,%22wss://nostr-pub.wellorder.net%22,%22wss://nostr.bolt.fun%22%5D

I can't go any lower than this. This is the cost of parts & average shipping cost. No money for the hour I spend building, testing and reworking each device. Nothing for maintaining the client & firmware.

nostr:nevent1qqsghrl3tzvevjv0sm443knqaunr4xzxlv0laqm3yxl9mteqvqddxvqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygxnp65cafj7j5ler2un76esafg7kv79qmu86j0kqzsnnthsp254zypsgqqqqqqs03jlt9


I dissembled and scrubbed the VINs and sold the scrap to independent brokers for btc.  I used a homeless man to do the transactions as my proxy. He received two sandwiches of his choosing.


This is very funny. Especially the part where the autotune is put on the pets 😸😆🐶 #catstr #dogstr
https://video.nostr.build/c1518026aaaa503b4312819b4c9454f54969e47c30687f7f26277bc16043a6af.mp4


Omg this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I’m ded 💀🤣🤣🤣 nostr:note196hvvnd544ctpeyyqa4lmsyvqz5hln3020czuav57nd8304kk5sqz8tlzn


All of you just caused me to sell my cars and buy a tricycle.


As a Sicilian I forgive your spaghetti


Your gif game is incredible.


Wrf is this and don’t tell me.


Fix the money fix the world.


Anyone playing Satisfactory? #gaming #asknostr


Inflation.


I literally just launched phase 1.  I’m about to deconstruct my entire operation and rebuild with Mark two conveyor belts


Vuhry bad. Zero money don’t mug.


New pfp who dis?


Dude I am playing. Loving 1.0


Last time my windows and porch door were throbbing like my house was haunted.


The finest.


Recommended method for make?


Shots fired.


Bitcoin probably doesn’t fix this.


I hope you’ll tell me eventually


Waifu ads incoming.


I keep wanting to say dates but I have no certainty.


Big truck jimbo. Every towns got one


People are always trying to fast forward. It’s like they want to die.


TIL there’s no weather in Florida

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xuqqWpWnCC4AAAAd/african-kid-africa.gif


In Florida we don’t have weather. We just have dry wet or hurricane.


Love this book. nostr:note1zfj7v2sekam9fu23hyk6dq4egfw652m3sc7jq29ynyt88n3aqu5ql0ru7f


What’s the point of suppressing the price if they just have to blow off the top later when they actually buy bitcoin? I mean this repetition of the past is getting tedious. Seems like a silly move.  Why would black rock want to suppress the price anyway? They aren’t footing the bill their customers are doing the buying and would love to see ngu


Pumpkin spice encroachment?


Pizza crust is the core. Pizza lives or dies on the crust imo. A good sauce matters but without a crust what’s the point? Might as well get dominos “pizza bowls” and pour it on top of wonder bread.


Cool thank you. Wife and I just got a small propane heated fire pizza oven and have been meaning to try a sourdough crust


Sorry I was meaning to ask the original poster.  Your understanding is the same as mine.


Source?


Ngu tech.


That looks great.  How’d you do the dough?


You know what to do.


lol I figured you were on Linux in any case. Good ol’ wet ware for the win.


Chaotic good is the only way.


Don’t worry when apple intelligence and Microsoft are taking a screen shot every millisecond you’ll be able to easily recover your lost work!


Wait until nunchucks.


The world is insolvent.


There can be only one.


Followed.

With all the grifters on the make, it is wise to STFU.  So, thank you for your willingness to help the less well-informed. nostr:note148d9ke4gl2paar892rt840kjwuf8u8rzg9hq0ap4jwdcyxrm5v6qpjexe5


I had a run in with a face to face p2p that went sideways. I closed up my local group and shut up about it to everyone I was trying to orange pill since. My families safety is infinitely more valuable to me that a local community. If that can happen at 60k, I imagine it will be a lot worse at 60m.


Rickshaw only.


I want to cook this cunt a meal.


Together nothing is impossibru


Index deez.


I plan to get one to play with but I do have some cheap energy that I would like to convert into actual bitcoin.


Thanks beave. I love you. Don’t be so literal just trying to have some fun but seriously I want to by and s9 from someone on nostr.  Not Amazon or whatever.


you're probably missing context, but I've been ranting today that the real ratio that matters isn't follower/following on Nostr, it's notes/replies and you want more replies

https://m.primal.net/Kovh.jpg


I’m completely innumerate and dgaf about numbers. I love you and your wine and other stuff.


Ok, watched some videos you guys recommended & read some crypto history…
Converting all ETH to BTC ASAP!  Thanks for educating me!!


One of us.


Before I was a lawyer I was a nanny. And I love the idea of there being entire homesteading schools with piles of young bitcoiners makes me happy.


All I see is $58


Bananapool.


We’re all gonna make it and if you’re not married you get a gf too!


My ‘gagment is on fire!!


Hi Ben!


You made it sound hard. Maybe building mining damns is easy for beavers but I’m just a humble pleb.


IM JUST POSTING HERE TO BE SEEN!


Mine either I can’t even afford myself.  I need some anon to come do this for me.


I’ll check it out. I’ve got some cheap energy to monetize.


I had this dream.  The worst part was the extension of my fiat mining obligation.


I only trust beavers


Sell me an s9 please. Maybe up to four?


Claims are like assholes everyone is one.


These pretzels are making me thirsty.


Big if true.


bitcoin going from 58K to 58K then to 58K and 58K https://m.primal.net/Kowr.mp4


I microwaved my iphone recently.


After reading your post I immediate went to amazon and bought some used ones for my kid just in case.  Smash buy knowledge.


Do you still have one of those old ipods?


I'm just happy she'll be home with our 2.5yo more!


If that's what she wants.  For now yes.


I identify as a Sicilian-American first, but to the extent I am a Floridaman, I can confirm.


I would absolutely not explain.  Or, at most, tell him/her its part of a stygian ritual.


MAKE NGU MEMES GREAT AGAIN 🔥🚀
https://v.nostr.build/F3DCzP71GgGaeysj.mp4


Any civilization with a standing army that are also all stone masons and carptenters gets my vote.


SHE IS!


I've never gotten a tatoo but I think I might break that trend and might get a secp256k1 curve.


This was my childhood.  All day everyday.  Goddamn I wonder if I still have them stored somewhere.


My wife just quit her job at the bank.  I'm so proud of her.


Welcome!


Love to see this!!!


Wasasbi wallet with a different coordinator.   nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 just did a great video on this.


I am forever.


Nice.


You guys are wonderful.  I'm so glad I've found you on NOSTR.


58 only.


そうですよね。ありがとうNOSTR.


You really have to ask yourself, why do they never show you what it's like being _in_ a pokeball.


58 forever, you'll never silence me


I mean they'd been better off buying bitcoin but he's not lending the money to bitcoiners and if btc does what saylor thinks it will do, they get a pretty good deal and so does he.  The notes are super super low interest and then he packs his stack sack.


Bazooka?


残念ながら, どんどん日本語を忘れてしまいました。


They are convertible to equity in the company at an agreed to price/range, so they will most likely not be repaid with fiat.


面白い


It's lonely out in the wild sometimes.


The nuclear family.


The mantra of my youth.  I remember figuring out I could dismantle the ad feature of NetZero and get free internet forever.  I miss the days when you didn't have to be a shadowy supercoder to get your phreak on.


Once you know rabbits have to eat their own poop, you never don't know that fact.


18,300 < 58


Reminds me of:https://m.primal.net/KotR.png


I made cayenne pepper one day and then went to the bathroom.  That's the story in full.


START HEART JUMP JACKS!


The alcohol hadn't destroyed him yet.


My IRA manager reached out to me about my request to allocate to MSTR and was like "how?!" I said...orange you glad to meet me?  IREN and MSTR are all I have left in IRA, rest went to a btc IRA.


Make hard men.


In seriousness though, I do really want to teach people and have given a few talks about money (usually not saying bitcoin until the very end), but it's increasingly dangerous to do so.


Frog brain ded.


He knows, and he's a hodler.  Time will reveal this sacred truth.  I think the dude is just having fun trying to pump is little golden sack.


The keys also fell out of my head into the briny deep.


Let's just say the boat is/was called "Lost My Quays"


Tell me the story of your bitcoin journey in 5 lines or less.

Best story wins 100k sats.


My wife got pregnant around the time the government locked me in my house and I realized they're stealing my money and giving it to themselves so I decided not to be fat and stupid, got in the gym, fed my child and wife and bought btc.


too soon fren... 😢


no


The Dharma Bums woke something up inside me as a youth.  The Alchemist.  The Theatetus.  Democracy in America. Grokking Bitcoin.


AND OTHER STUFF!


I bought a boat once.


You get it.


I love you too fren.🫂


This must be why I see torts and liability everywhere.


I want to wear BTC-related shit but I also don't want to get mugged faster than I can draw.


That would make sense.  I do a daily and that usually forces the price up just beforehand.


Back to 58 I say, then again, all numbers are 58.


I like you.


I don't like it.


Because when you are slowly dieing for a long time and then eat a cheeseburger and feel like you can flip a car over, it's a revelation.


58 forever and all but why is the price ripping right now?


Lol


Thanks for the info.  I'm thinking of getting a bitaxe just to play around with as well.  Looking forward to the next generation.  I'd like to staple some to the wall in an office we don't use here yet.


You earned it good night!


If we got to 59 it'll still be 58.


Sats not States


Today I had the insidious idea that every car in the future would get a digital screen installed near the license plate that would display a QR code containing a link to all information about all passengers and the driver that would change depending on who enters the vehicle.  I almost threw up on myself I was so disgusted by how natural this thought came to me.


they're!!!


I think their straight.


Colored illustrations, love it thank you.


This is fascinating.  So you only have to sign your part, that's really wild.


This is really an excellent metaphor though also.


I appreciate this illustration, that I think I get.  What I'm more interested in is how it is all accomplished through a single transaction.  It looks like "one guy" with many wallets" but I dont understand how the transaction is actually built and signed.


nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx What was the $99 chinese rig you mentioned?  I've got some free energy I want to draw down at 110


What I'm watching... 👀

A five-year chart of popular global assets priced (appropriately) in neutral energy money (#bitcoin).

STATUS:
- $QQQ: Down -63%
- #Gold: Down -76%
- $DXY: Down -86%
- $TLT: Down -89%

OPINION: Choose your reserve asset(s) wisely.

https://m.primal.net/KopC.png


we haven't seen prices this high since yesterday!


This is exactly true.  I operate best in a crisis or under an urgent procrastination generated deadline.


#asknostr

nostr:note1r0dp307j44sutc9hksw0dgl4medc8xcwnm2lzr08dde9s0vvtf9qx42sr6


Can anyone recommend a source that breaks down the most common methods through which a coinjoin is accomplished.  Not the code, something for a dum dum like me.  Preferably with colors and shapes and puppets.


Michael Saylor's purchase of 18,300 has no power over the immovable object that is $58,000 and its gang.


Gotta be vigilant of the Mal’occhio.


Many such cases.


18,300 < 58.


Have a blast!


I wasn't alive yet, and _yet_ I too hated them before.


If you're ever in Orlando, you're invited.


Smughla!


Wherever you go you'll find drenched poon I'm sure.


Hey fellow Floridaman?!


Guests at my house get homemade tallow fries and fish https://m.primal.net/KDSy.jpg :


If I had a boat, I think I would call it "Lost My Quays"


18,300 < 58


Today I really wish I had a boat.


Come on over.  5% off if you clean the cat shit up for me.


18,300 < 58 tho


Looks like when your government kills your president, you start to ask yourself whether you like your government.


Are you ready?
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You won't leave without making connections, we guarantee it.
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I have two.


This looks like a blast.


Art 4 Today

“The Knight of the Delirious Visage”
from the Don Quixote series
oil on canvas, 50x60cm.

 #vahanpaintings

 #painting #nostrart  #artstr  #conceptart

 #dailyartdose https://i.nostr.build/Ek84ZjVbTGgcxg6m.jpg


This is fucking cool.


It shows, and also:  18,300 < 58


I'm stupid, but I'm not lazy.  What's the over under on success under the circumstances?


Is it because the people that want them drown when the jib or whatever knocks them into davey jones's locker?


Seems risky, I like it.


I can rent you a room in my house if you want.  The rent is very expensive, but it comes with a cat's litterbox.


_this_ is a wendys.


Maf:  18,300 < 58.


18,300 < 58


And yet, $58.


Your home is important.  Think of the pullups you could do on those beams.


$58 is always.


Michael Saylor is not more powerful than $58.


And yet still $58.


I want to learn to sail.  Any recommendations on how to get started?  Like lessons?  Or should I just build a boat like Noah and God will teach me?


I just wanna scoop them all up in net like water bugs.  I am the pirate king.


How get?


You're gonna make me double.


I knew you get it.


I’m timeless.


I am the center of the holographic universe. (And so are you).


The question is:   Are _you_?!


Bf 109 G6 Jagdgeschwader 101


Nothing isn’t.


No chipotle is too distant when you’ve got so much nostr money.


One time I ate some fungus and was everywhere at the same time.


Let’s ride. https://image.nostr.build/77015499155c4b47f79320f76281107c40b67185086b9c41eeedc6748829bb19.jpg


I’ll be cashing in some stock options today and flying to chipotle with the g6. You down fren?


I never claimed to be unique.


Gm. Me either.


You get me.


I don’t understand why he wasted any time on having this opinion ?


That settles it. https://image.nostr.build/1510a25d990afd39ccbef048b042f21551cab2b5adf24a474284b5212f482378.gif


hello. i'm a nomadic illustrator and animator. new to the platform.

안녕하세요. 저는 유목민 일러스트레이터이자 애니메이터입니다. 이 플랫폼에는 새로 들어왔습니다.

こんにちは。私は放浪するイラストレーター兼アニメーターです。このプラットフォームは初めてです。

Hola. Soy un ilustrador y animador nómada. Nuevo en la plataforma.

#introductions #art #animation https://image.nostr.build/022324d26ef3c5fa0513fcc486e640c5e6c3d7e76af3b519b384f53d5e77acc4.jpg


Cute


I gave all my cards to my freshman roommate and have regretted it ever since.


When my boy eats properly I thank God


I wish my toddler ate such complex meals.


No idols.


Broken nips


ya too late deep state compromised.  Abandon mission.


Pittsburgh looks so weird these days.


I've reached the level of mutcessisty in NOSTR.


I guess REOF XXV wasn't good enough for her.


Market forces.


It's a serious and important milestone.  Thanks as always to  nostr:npub14uhkst639zvc2trx2nlsvk4yqkjp690zk89keytnzgmq2az0qmnq58ez89 for showing me the light.


But they stepped on my package Stringer.  I need a doctor.


Happy to help.  🫡 I'll see myself out.


$58k is risen.

nostr:note18amyp6u84ul3w6x6ykc0pk0mn7uhchynel60call5h4yu3kkxf0sudkpzk


You are living the revolution!


You should have said it's your emotional support pan.


Fire me and then do nothing.


This guy gets it.

nostr:note17fx37qhd7evamhs8px63jp0gy0ucqz6zpda4ejykrllndv2re3vshvlfug


I brought my towel, no worries.


I'm back from golf, how can I help?


Because its $58 forever.


Don't even 42 me when you know it's 58.


One time, my uncle jim came out of the bathroom with a look on his face...all he said was "gradually...then _suddenly_"


This is a function of not being able print the underlying asset to your ponzi scheme.


It's the only number.


Cool, I'll check them out.  Go get it!


Shroom tree. https://image.nostr.build/4c157a7dfc28e9c4306965877bfaf16faaf65d85c3807ef5c5b66c5805848468.jpg


Definitely. Check the hash.


God speed brother. Can you link to your stuff or in bio?


Bitcoin ded.


Well if you actually sell something valuable you don’t need to market so hard. But if you want to really sell some dog shit aim high!


I bought one but you can get it free online too https://image.nostr.build/23b5e8c6cb2b74779719fd61f91ef1b4a3fdd760ef1f31f3d20d8e32d9187894.jpg


NEW TUTORIAL:
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-Browser plugin to manage Nostr + more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z1BzwxdP4I

Honestly loving this setup. If you've seen my original lightning node setup tutorial, you know how intricate this stuff can be. Alby Hub streamlines SO much. I've now got  nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg and  nostr:npub1cwneqlnjgs3rdtk97c2ffy2df9dm5zycgj3dsg8c3z00hchxjmfqtvraju going directly to my own  nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll node, plus  nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 connected on mobile.


Nice I’ve been looking forward to something like this. Thank you.


Marketing for ants.  If you aren’t spending at least 50% to shill your garbage product then are you really even marketing?


I’m going for a fucking walk. I hope it rains on me. Then stek.


This thread is peak internet. Thank you.


Teaching him the knots in the forest is going to be the best.  He’s almost old enough.


Catintree.jpg


Bitcoin ded


I had a blast practicing my rope knots waiting for my son to be born.


If you practice with copper and silver the natural antimicrobial properties may do a good job disinfecting before your golden shows.  That said.  You will probably get inhabited by a much worse bacteria and die. Everything is trade offs as Sowell says.


The Rules https://image.nostr.build/7557a6cff7032d7bcd877cd4e74daa3fdc307d7b3eff61f29b924d8092ce97c2.jpg


Scathing.


Novel!  Let’s get on this!


GoldyFans


Actually there’s probably a market for golden dumps. Much respect.


If you’ve never heard Tuvian throat chanting, have you really lived?


Sounds dangerous.


Gold is 8x heavier than iron so I hope you’ve been training.


Smart pyramid.


LINES ON CHARTS!!!?


Dude needs to consolidate his UTXOs.


Business idea:  inflatable dildos.


Grokking bitcoin is a great book if you want more deets on the tech. Really leveled me up.


Many such cases.


Likewise wallets are not wallets.


Is that a mythical beast that you intend to fight?


It's true.


I'm also getting my colleagues on board


Went nostr-based mobile video game platform with bluetooth/meshtastic/nfc peer-to-peer gaming funsies?


But wen deploying more capital?


That is the insidious reality.  To "save the market" they will happily take their tax payment as an inkind transfer of equity rather than tanking the market with a catastrophic sell off.  The gov't in control of such large voting stakes would have the same consquence ultimately, anyway.


That's what I think everytime I come outside and see my car covered in pollen.  I did not consent to this.


I have 58 derangment syndrome.


Chutes and Ladders is the best game.


I usually don't even say "Bitcoin" anymore.  If I can get a hook into someone with "they are ruining everything by stealing your money through inflation" then I'll take it from there.  I find people who don't even earn enough to save are more receptive to the inflation discussion, even if their wages tend to grow with inflation.


Beautiful, but do hesitate on the mushroom advice.


Julian’s first birthday in freedom in fourteen years. https://image.nostr.build/fbe6bb8fade32607000b35a0595ccf65236935ca4e54c0823eeb5d8fd2593ad0.jpg


The bots responding to this are absurd.


"Our narrow arms spread wide
What unseen pen etched eternal things
On the hearts of human kind,
But never let them in our minds?"

Mewithoutyou, - "My Exit, Unfair"


Exquisite


Your poor retinas.


Lol


There have been many people in my life who I had the ability to help and they would not allow themselves to be helped.

Sometimes that fucks with me a bit.

Like it was fully within my sphere of influence to fix their problems, but they just straight up categorically rejected the help in favor of a path of continued self destruction.

I guess it’s normal.

We never really do anything until we’re ready.


I think often about those I might have been able to help and arbitrary choices made for an outsized difference in outcomes. I was so close to being any of those friends I’ve lost and because I slept in, or honored a shift start time, or just didn’t go out that night made all the difference. For better or worse.  I’m alive and some of them are not.


Good night.


You’ll be ok! Hang in there brother.


Indeed.


The fuckin lies.


Never forget


We buy the tallow and then my wife mixes it with a little olive oil and when it’s almost solid at room temperature she uses an electric mixer to whip it up.  If she makes lip balm she adds beeswax too.


Solid.


Fabulous!!


Dudes skipped the fight you stage.


The future is here. nostr:note1q35d4xxwwgkfll6k5k67hj22rqhjx36geeqrh2gdkf6fy63hqe2sk69kc2


That was a fun read.  The degeneracy is frothy


Fighting the good fight he is.


Nice!  Are you Orlando local? I’m golfing the winking warrior charity event Friday with some From my firm here. It’s a cool event check it out.


Auditing Britain always does a great job of handling the police.

https://video.nostr.build/2e46946279001c9af6178362dddb1f07f7f2f077d07a9a3978d08cc1422033a8.mp4


Wtf is happening in the Uk. Dudes like this are stellar. He may actually force incremental improvements. Imagine plain clothes stazi following you for filming outdoors. This is nuts. At least they apologized. If I was a defense lawyer there I’d keep that apology is Goto exhibit A for all time.


Holy moly this is an interesting concept.


Testing an old idea: NFC-based transient accounts: accounts that log off as soon as the app goes to the background, deleting all traces of the account from the phone.

It looks like this in debugging speeds: https://video.nostr.build/ef4274d150303fd28f5e7b6b02a7b0102176263dfb1b491969a0caab6b61e6ad.mp4

If you are an activist and if your phone is confiscated, they will never find anything on the phone. Not even your public key.

Walk around with Amethyst installed and an NFC tag hidden in your clothing. When you need to use Amethyst, tap the tag, insert your password and login. Lock the screen to delete everything.

The NFC has a NIP-49 password-encrypted nsec. If you need, destroy and dispose the NFC tag.


Need she speak another language fluently?


I don't really have a great dragon-voice, but if that's ok with you, I will be the wisdom wyrm that is the ourobourous constraining the very edges of reality and therefore consciousness itself.


Come back to us, we miss you.


iz tru


"borked," lol.


It was just reminding me of this story I was reading about if you had a gun that emitted a tachyon and pointed it at some champaign the tachyon's interaction would precipitate gas but you would see the bubbles form backwards through the champaign to the gun (because they go backwards in time to the place of their creation and annihilate).


I think you underestimate yourself.


Tachyon detector.


I identify as a  nostr:npub1k7vkcxp7qdkly7qzj3dcpw7u3v9lt9cmvcs6s6ln26wrxggh7p7su3c04l replyguy.


I’ve been working on a musical for a number of years. It’s called:

Drugs: The Musical

There are three main characters and two are experienced with drugs, and one is not and is enquiring about the experiences that each drug is. Each new act is about a specific drug experience and creating a whole musical production that fits the aesthetics of that specific experience. The last two scenes they try all the drugs at once, go totally overboard and then have a final scene where they talk about moderation and sobriety and why those are great things too.

Maybe one day…


But, why would we use cars if we already have horses?


Can I play the part of an anthropomorphized 5-meo-dmt molecule?


I don't think Ill ever use a windows computer for anything except gaming again.


Why did you do this to me?  These words hurt me to read.


$58 forever tho.


What you got buddin?


同じです.... 😬


仕事をサボる。


Wow Ill have to check out the new The Used album.  I'm still sad about Bennington, not sure I can listen to new Linkin Park.  I'm not a celebrity person but his and Bourdain's deaths surprisingly affected me.  Maybe its spending so many hours listening to their voices and reading their work, you artificially feel close.


Hinged is never used to describe someone who is stable and composed in a given matter.


Counterpoint:  it's money for enemies.


It's not the principle that matters, it's the vengence.


Let's both go outside and 散歩に行きましょうか？


Ron Paul was right about everything


Except that one thing, still owes me $100.


You call it heckling, I call it seeking financial advice 💁♀ https://image.nostr.build/39c947146fa21a5b31077560e23f0ae89d6d3ffffdd6fbe7a6039df4652c4294.jpg


Why were you thrown out for wanting to participate in the free market like she does?  She should be flattered and she should call me and give me stock tips immediately.


I won the debate.


It has been and is $1.50 since the 1980s.  If it ever goes up, its financial Ragnarok in my opinion.


But have you ever had a costco hotdog?


and more than once


People should solely trust me for all their information.  (this is going to get so wild).


I'd like to see the charging paperwork.  I assume "Fraud" because I suspect the terms of the arrangment excludes something like "artificially inflating listens" by using spoofed users or by Sybil attack.  Fuck the System regardless, but everything is a federal crime if they want it to be.


You are trapped in my web of trust.


This is the lightning wallet tier list. We don't make the rules. #bitcoin nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnytql6f0

https://video.nostr.build/f0c837d6bb605feabbc24cb346995606dab4687a71ff9c450cd4804e1b847987.mp4
#memstr #meme


Florida men unite!  🫡 🤝


She was very good at that.


Wake me up in February


I'm open to collaborating on the list.


You're invited.


Proof of work.


Thank you.


The internet dies and is renewed daily.  #grownostr We have to be the change brother!


Challenge accepted.  My conversation prowess is unmatched.


If you don't tip in cash are you really freedom maxin?


Nice ottoman.


Also, Persian Maxin' should be a meme.


I'm open to hosting a party where everyone faradays their phones and has to make eye contact.


Sometimes we don't know we need a hug until we get one.


Shots fired.


You know, they are infinitely divisible so its like not really scarce immigration, it's like infinite pizza immigration.


I'm glad the episode abated.


Someone get this guy onto NOSTR:  https://x.com/waifu_watchers/status/1833832384296526336?s=42


That's more hugs than I expected.


I use hemp rope.


Samesies.  So glad I left X.


I have more success having conversations wit strangers than I do with family.  Wut mean?


This is the image venice.ai generated from the prompt:  "retard cartoon"


We don’t break the news, we just fix it


🫡   I'm so glad you're on Nostr,  Happy to not quite have met you but been proximate to your thinkings.


If they have it their way, it might come to that.  RESIST!  Come to Florida and I'll treat you to a local rancher's steak.


猫が食べたと思う


I don't make the news, I just report it.


Wood*


Something about trump and a lady eating a live cat in a driveway.


Keep zapping, lol I'll keep it dry for you.  😄


I am Jack's toxicity.  Love it.


Make that thing happen. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Stop waiting. 😁


How does it feel to be a cat today?


When we were allowed to eat geese without a license, I didn't mind them.  Now they try to snatch my sack everytime I go for a lake walk and I'm not allowed to eat them in response.  On a bitcoin standard, I'll be able to eat them I hear.


I'm old enough to have had a cousin run a small general store down the street from my house, in a fuckin' suburb, where we could get bread, eggs, candy and canned goods, dry goods, and lunch meat daily.  This needs to be brought back. also, fuck HOAs


Lems, fwiw.


never


I'm a big fan of my weighted blanket.


I never forgot and am pissed off everyday.


Format the corruption, burn the lies, build a family, strengthen ties.


Someone is trying to drown your corn.


I heard that some fuckface wanted more money and so a bunch of people died.  Many such cases.


GM. YOU GOTTA MUTE THEIR PROFILE PIC.


Lol, this actually made me laugh out loud.  So nice, I needed that thank you.


It's true but have you ever held a loaf of warm bread in your hands?!  I know you have..but...books gud too.


Max fear, and we are here. #Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/KjTu.png


What?!


9/11 post.  Family and friends died.  Then we went to war and more family and friends died.  The the price of heroin dropped precipitously.  Then more family and friends died.  Then we had more war and more family and friends died and sustained permanent emotional instability.  The war continued, the money got fucked, and people keep dieing.  Fuck everyone responsible, whoever you are and you know who you are.


So what you're saying is $58k forever? Right??!


Not a TV in sight.  This looks like a fuckin' amazing hang.  I now miss Iran too and was never there.  When I lived in Sarajevo, I had some hangs in rooms similar to this.  I miss that so much.  People just looking _right_ at eachother and talking, eating, smoking.


'Merica.


Come to the Florida Gun Show.  Rumor is there will be guns.  Fun to be had.


I like your toxicity this morning.  Delicious


Since sats aren't physical, you will be able to by metal tokens at my general store so that they can relive the satisfying plunk of dropping a token into the slot and cranking the handle to get the candy.


#shoestr

nostr:note102tmv9wk78r82xmcxqp2yyg6fdnryt0hjym8uzts52xnnjczu5nsmklytr


These are my office shoes.  Am professional. https://m.primal.net/KmnY.png


I'm normaling so hard right now.


Affirmative!


Clear thine Cache brother.  Mine works fine.


Gren for fren only.


On the NOSTR protocol, he doesn't even need permission.


New Science™ incoming.


🫡  LFG!


Good morning everyone except no ones.


Sorry no it was just a random post feeling mischievous


Now, is forever.


Damn


When/where?


It’s basically just anchiovies olive oil garlic parsley and water. With a heavy garnishing of crushed pistachio after the sauce is  mixed with noodles


Done


Trying every day.


Beaver coppped.


I’m going to punch you so hard right in the gob with my families anchovies pasta dish first thing.


Many such oxygenagenative cases.


And forever.


When you purchase yourself the price is eternity.


How do you feel about anchiovies?


Big IF true.


All I want to do is cook for friends and have a good conversation.


End days.


Then go and be free young man or whatever.


Come
To Florida.


One day you grow up and realize that not only are you the most responsible person in your life, the only one coming to save you, you realize, is you.  It's normal of course.  But the hardest part for me was realizing I'll never again be that small kid who could crawl onto the couch and sit behind his dad's legs and feel like everything is going to be ok.  I have no idea if everything is going to be ok, but I do know whatever the outcome, it's on me.


Fixed-wing dirigible


Beautiful picture as well.


I want mine to have an embedded fan I can use to cool off, but in turbo mode turns it into a drone with at least 3 minutes of flight time.


Your imposter syndrome goes hard.


I know what beeps your boop buttons.


Nietzschean Eternal Return is real.


But you tried, and that's what's important.


#58kgangforever

https://image.nostr.build/b6972777ba7023e2db33429ed93321c7c75aab4eb49280243843409a7ce12fd5.jpg


It's always been $58.


What is peg pasting?


Nice.


Whatcha gonna do with the maters?


Looks amazing


This year's hot sauce. Serrano's and jalapenos... The red jar came out angry this year 👀

The other one has a much more balanced flavor. Overall, it's a huge success from the garden. Still enough peppers to make another jar. Exciting times!

#foodstr #grownstr
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nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk this guy gets it nostr:note1cdtqf3j27a5pvjjqemc7ndd05d6z0hsrvg24wzgc5rzzs5suuldsj8jf88


I’m tired.


I've got a ragin' voter.


I fucking love how toxic Massie is.  Please load this guy into a canon and point him at the whitehouse and let's get a real leader in office.

nostr:note1jd87alv5ec8z7x0k8vtcupjrklufdrz9pltp60tevjd86cwhlqjsjm0tun


Man, do i.


Earthquakes generate no bitcoin.


I actually misread this to say “why you wanna mute “ sorry but also the answer is a lot of scrolling through a lot of people.


Bots if you use the hand wavy emoji when you say hi there is zero chance I’m responding to you.


Then my friend quotient is going to stay close to zero.


Scroll length is time


doomed


It's the only thing.


I dont know what this means.  But my threshold for muting is adjusted for knowledged based on knowledge bevcause I'm a normal human person.


1) what


Do people know when you mute them on this protocol?


I'm so excited that you have 5 kids, I wish I had started earlier.


How do you survive??


RIP, I hope I make it to 93.  Baller age.


This is also how I would look if I looked like this.


this again?!!


I really did expect it to dump this morning.  I was surprised it didn't


its over.


Format the corruption.


No problem with Tesla, but the false idea that you can terminator-proof an ai-operated electronic vehcile is at least ironic.


Seize the memes of production https://image.nostr.build/d83b31225b05f80d513b05c8af8160e1329810389a6a7b2a11c993e155c7a410.jpg


Thank you!


Oh good!


Ya i wasn’t being sarcastic. FWIW. Was wondering if anything jumped out. Enjoy yourself!


Wtf


As much as I can.


What’s it about?


Apologies and forgiveness are my favorite things.


Forgiveness.


Who is this?


😂 https://image.nostr.build/7452b45632ab1e7d5682e9910b79ae726b962e57219395cc83449c6b337864f1.jpg


Never heard of circumcision by ordinance before.


Wen $58k


I appreciate the thoughtful response. I’m on the board of a charity here and am working to get them to accept bitcoin payments.


So much zapping. It feels good.  Why aren't more charities on here?


FaceHub.


The CIA invented seed oils.


Fun legal is like saying fun colonoscopy.  Lol, im just cranky today probably.


That's some bad pink eye.


Scovillestr.


You know it...


It's true but outside counsel will be brought in for that (maybe me) but I'd rather stop litigating.  It's exhausting.  After 12 years I've had enough, lol.


To be clear, I dont want to litigate in the bitcoin space, its just what my experience is.


Surprisingly few opporunities for litigators.  I'll probably just have to do something else in the space if given the chance.  I have a great personality!!


Or not. Maybe its all over.


It was a sega genesis device/cartridge that had a cable line running into it and it would stream sega games into your sega through the device that changed monthly for a subscription.  It was incredible.


I am the source.  https://m.primal.net/KlAi.png


Hot Wallet was her old nickname.


Now do other things.


I literally and figuratively annihilate everyone that gets close to me so that is proof enough I think.


If I had to smell this, so do you.

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Why did you make me smell this?


I am antimatter.


That's how you end up with straw eye.


The rabbit was late, but made it on time.


Skeet skates.


My interpretations are unassailable


Hopefully one day Ill find a job in bitcoin so I can create surplus rather than shift money from one person to another.  One day!


Have a blast!


That's great.  There are certain practices that are definitely more rewarding than others.  For myself, I primarily get paid to help people measure their dicks.  Sometimes there are important consequences, but I do try so hard to convince clients to just not sue and move on with their lives even if it means I lose money.  So many lawsuits are such a waste of fuckin' time.  I guess it's good to have a job though.


I had Sega-Channel.  It was incredible.


If I'm going to have friends, I'll need to start by bribing them with a good time.


Everyprice is $58k.


Anyone can do it.  I could write a book of anecdotes about the dum dumbs that run successful practices.


If she disagrees you need a new one.  The practice of law is so damn broken.  I'm apparently good at my job but my experience of the profession is that the rules are made up and the points don't matter.


Who wants to go on a walk and then hit the sauna with me?


The only thing that smells in the practice of law is the practice of law.


LINES. ON. CHARTS!  I'm cranky today I'm sorry.


If so-and-so wins the election, I'm moving to Canada!!!


These pretzels are making me thirsty....


Fuckin' lines on charts.


Theres a lot of them, but IX is my favorite.


It's hard being a human, and sometimes I forget that's not all I am.  When you remember, sometimes it can provide brief relief.


I am an alien.


Nintendo DS was peak mobile.  DragonQuest IX maxin.


Eating wood calcefies the pineal gland.


John and Gary insult you to your face.


Thanks.


The truth is you are the author, and the universe is your creation.


I should get to the beach more often.


Hug for scale.


My laptop is already too slow for the quality and quantity of photos i have to edit daily, it freezes often and i lose too much time u.u


Fake news.


The only time its appropriate to drink soda with a straw is at a movie theater.


I can't unknow it.  Nothing's more real than the experience of failing to be able to distinguish yourself from anything else around _you_, whatever "you" means.


Lol, this was a nintendo game that us olds may remember that was impossible.  You have to jump variously diagonally but using a d-pad with no diagonal direction.  Pure masochism.


Depression aside, remembering the experience of ego-death cosmic apotheosis has a palliative effect if you take a minute to remember.


My father-in-law has a hell of a story about a women, who left something in, and then kept leaving it in, came in with a smell complaint.  There are more details.


All I can think about is Q-Bert and how hard that game was.  It was impossible.


Whatever it is I don't think I can today.  Please contact me assistant at gfy@gfy.com


I am also destructonator.


I'm an accredited divestor.


That snake is trying to get some from that badger.


I was expecting bitcoin to dump at the bell.  Maybe its not too late


I'm sure there are examples, but I am unaware of anything like Bitcoin that has brought together so many different people, generations, walks of life under one umbrella.  Maybe this is a function of it being money, maybe something else.  But I can think of no other social construct that exposes me to such diversity of humanity.


😄 https://image.nostr.build/9a11415809dff54058be0a1899b7903bdd673596b7eb4877ea07d0a459fc2208.jpg


This is good advice.  Im in poor spirits so I appreciate the good vibes.


this'n


I'm on primal do we have statuses?


やった


1) what?


Are you ok?  What is going on over there?


I was thinking of just going to the local electric substation and volunteering to be a grounding wire.


wtf?


I'm trying to figure out that frequency where all my atoms separate like when an opera singer breaks a glass.


Me too.


🐘 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1832355058874191873/vid/avc1/720x948/ri4XWHnyjU_Q50VR.mp4


Special animals


#goodmorning Nostr! 12 years ago today I decided enough was enough. I was well over 400 lbs and climbing. I had a 54" waist and wore 4 & 5 XLT Thanks to a low carb lifestyle I lost over 170 lbs and keeping it off. You can do it, you just have to say enough is to enough.
#grownostr #foodstr #keto  https://image.nostr.build/e588157273e019f5d1638310d9602149d97ce47e5ba3b92a0858b5dacd7b90c2.jpg


Now what will you do with that delicious, dangerous ordinance?


Cholesterol isn’t the demon you’ve been told it is. Most of you is made of the stuff.


Imagination front loads the future!


I write/edit for a living.  I'll sign an NDA and happy to review.  Also, if it fails, why not just SciFi DND club and you DM it?


GM https://image.nostr.build/7df4d7cd843e2e909bdb5a690c12616efe317053422d663ce956e7385020402b.jpg


Opsec fail. I've got all your banks now.


Ya’ll want Nostr Lyn to write a sci fi novel in whatever spare time she has, or get back to finance?


I am so interested in what this might look like.


He’s a little prince.  Eat well son. https://image.nostr.build/d20c2a64b5087058fd5b4a96c5794d41ed42ce7a5efdf642bbb6a98d4aa2cbf6.jpg


Lunch prep for my son. Fruit incoming. https://image.nostr.build/e07e482e287a4e3b45bd083f05fd23d790332248740541cf961dca48142406b0.jpg


UTC?


Thic


Today is a special day nostr:nprofile1qqs2gndun24r2utk5l20tscsdprw5zttvm0qk58w8xhl2ja2kmzt7jcpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6er9wch8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59uq36amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwvf5hgcnvda3kkcn0dakjucm0d5hsz8nhwden5te0dehhxarj94c82c3wwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgtcttvhk5 #winestr
https://i.nostr.build/hFGYmMsy7JXsJKIg.jpg


LFG must be celebrating something big!


Strive to stand, sit when needed. For example, if peeing standing would wake up a spouse or child then sit.


lol, noted.


Had to look him up.  He’s definitely now on my “worth attention” list. Thanks.


What’s this from?  Interview?


Holy shit. nostr:note1d2prmt7glw8afuag3e5snslpgx7c0epz2pvnvyd9934hpgcdekfsasmy4d


Troof.


Thank you.  I appreciate that thoughtful response.


I appreciate it.  I’m 100% committed to doing my part—a sandwich here and there— but there is a network effect aspect to the problem that needs more than just us individually.  And I don’t see it yet.  But I’m so very open to exploring.


Zero tolerance


System fuckstr


Wen burritotaxistr?


I wake up a new and different bug everyday.


The teletubbies went hard it seems.


I take walks around a lake. The people there that aren’t walking are mostly homeless. I can’t talk to them all but I talk to some. I want to help them all but I can’t. Most just want something to eat.  How do we find out which ones just need a few hundred dollars to take a fuckin bath, put on some new clothes, and get back to providing value and living a good life. It breaks my heart. Some are lost in our system. But I know some just need a couple days relief to get back on track.  I have no idea what the solution is but I’m haunted because i know there is a solution.


Seeing a succulent bloom is one of my favorite things. Thank you.


Would like the see the stick break in the spokes in a super nova style fashion.


Mortgages in a world with fractional reserve standards and centrally planned interest rates are so unethical it makes my head spin.


On the other hand, when I convinced a bank to lend me hundreds of thousands of dollars at <3% interest and giving me 30 years to pay it off in dying Zimbabwean cuckbucks im the winner. But your point is well taken.


Some of us just die from loneliness fully employed.


Bananaman 1: Distress in the Banana Hammock.


Keep being the good dude you are and make good shit. Seems to be the way.


I’d love to see your take on law-related. Lawstr seems stupid. I’m selfishly self interested


You have no idea how right you are.


I need more kow bell.


You've met the elves, you get it.


Lines. on. fuckin'. charts.


B-


“1984” has been removed from the internet archive! If it wasn't official before it is now.

How Orwellian.

Download here:

https://t.co/X0b8JPeHye

https://image.nostr.build/8f3d3833f82d5d80094e4e776028399f8ecf1ba48b784cfa22feb7f402af100a.jpg


My mortgage company lets me pay in cuckbucks. It’s hilarious.


Gib me for values.


Everytime I make a payment on my <3% mortgage, all I can think is "suckers."


Play Jumble, Bring Snacks.


ew


These people need to go back to middle school administration and playground monitoring where they belong.  (public school only).


I want to get one of those big floppy heavy bags of sand or whatever and throw it over a wire over and over again in my yard like a maniac.


POASTY!


I just ordered a taxi for my breakfast.  Shame me.


Boss


https://m.primal.net/KduT.png 😄


All four:  that’s some sick drip.


I would love to be under that plate listening.


Just a minor hiccup
https://video.nostr.build/5f6a5a305ab0838e6d639443e66c591aaf32020a0c5c1037f5e9eb3cf01c2866.mp4


Future whiskey ocean


Boat.


Garden's next on my list.https://www.rareseeds.com/


Are we so back?


Likewise, who knows what might catch on.  Might as well get some of our thoughts in case it catches on amirite?


God help us.


He's my spirit animal.


Kamala's coming for your fake news


Picking sides is for losers.  I hate everyone.


It's still really $58 if you look closely.


You have a nobility to your toxicity sir.


He built the island's sandy beaches with the bones of orphans.


Wayne Sr. went to epstein island.


So long as it's a valid transaction.


Peace be with your bags.


They discriminate against color _and_ size?  Seriously though that's bullshit.  Are you in Canada?  Welder's have a lot of opportunity here in the States or so I'm told.  If that's the case, then I imagine teachers are wanted too.


Men really never stop arguing about who can beat up who in their fantasy lands.  It's really what makes us great.


Can I join the Church of Menger?


Steady Lads, going negative!


weeeeeee!


Batman's superpower was generating supervillains.  What more do you need to know?


I'm enjoying this thread too much.  I disgust myself.


tootoot!


I sold all of mine because it's all over as of monday.  ask  nostr:npub16pcgz3fct9znjcv37sn7zdrtk4xgjsgla7rm6dz82y9syashr7mq7nafu7


I dunno, I'm pretty smart.


I'm open to suggestions, I just have been working so hard on this enslave superman Plan™.


Splinters.


You've confused step 1 with The Plan™


Dude, are you not always building a kryptonite cage just in case?  I mean, if he shows his face, I'm putting him in a green box and he's going to pump my bags.


Also, let me say, huge respect for welders.  My uncle is a retired welder and a wonderful man.  He explained how when he worked he was taught to "be the puddle" and I just loved that idea of harmonizing with the work on that level.


I'm open to math.  I was just observing that we hear about breakthroughs all the time (I follow Teh Science myself) but they rarely are commercialized rapidly enough and sometimes these headlines get the Gretas of the world all energized to deindustrialize  and I'm not keen on that.  But like I said, I'm all about building a dyson sphere when we can.


Dude was solar powered, and not even human, we're about to enslave infinite sentient machines, why not one alien for all that hasssshhh.


I just sold it all, I hear its all over.


They should have imprisoned superman and forced him to spin a giant turbine to run miners.


Fuckin' matress shop, bitcoin all.  Glad I just dug up my key from that place, with the rock,  you know that tree somewhere?  Sold it all!


But...you said...9th?? 10th??


Lookingforward to the Doomberg article on why this is not a good reason to stop drilling.  Still cool as hell!


Small talk is for the elevator if you accidentally make eyecontact.


The syntax of this is *chefs kiss*


Approximately 4 years or more like 210,000 blocks or so?


We should have a cornychat about all this sometime.


Here for the advice.


Other johns have had similar experiences.


We all need to work in a restaurant one time in our lives.


Well. You heard it here first. I'm afraid #Bitcoin will be closing it's doors for the final time, on Monday 9th September. They're simply just turning "It" off and that's that😕. I've informed nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qghwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxuct4wsh8xmmrd9skcqgcwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxumm5wf5kyefwdejhgtc9unf9u as it just casually cropped up on a recent note of his. He's facing family ridicule and a possible divorce. How will it be affecting my other #Nostriches lives🤔😕🫂?


I'm so fucked, I really shouldn't have quit my job.


Well things are getting dark for all john-boy...


Dell's a savage.


At least I have Nostriches.