She's been making tallow skin products and cooking a lot lately.  She's been up to her eyeballs in Bankwork for years and is now learning to relax for the first time and enjoy being a mom.  She's got a lot of interests but it's taking her a minute to remember how to be in the moment and explore her interests.  I think some exposure to the very cool ladies on this platform would be huge.  She loves/respects me but sometimes hearing things from a peer goes further than a sometimes overly opiniated husband


Any Florida Electricians out there want to either A) fix some shit at my house for bitcoin or B) teach me how to do it for bitcoin and then I will livestream my attempt to do so and people zap me everytime I electrocute myself?


Generatonal Wealth™


Teach me how to convince my wife to get on NOSTR so she can connect with you awesome ladies


ゲーム？


But not forever.


Also, this is some really vanilla risk taking.  What about pick a fight with a stranger?  Bite into MCDonalds sandwhich without looking first?  Freeclimb?


All I know is after three days of hurricane nonsense I’m hitting the sauna today.


I’ll search around relay be relayin.


Wonderful writing. I’d love to see more!


As a New Yorker growing up in the 1980s, I didn’t have a high opinion of Christians. I don’t mean my Irish-Italian friends who were nominally Christian, but what we thought of as the “religious right,” those joyless scolds who took it *seriously*. Who were they to lecture me about the music to which I could listen, or what my teenage girlfriend and I could do in private?

The Christian Right, it seemed, wanted to control you, force their beliefs on you, knew what was best for you and were absolutely certain about what would happen to you if you were not “saved.” I didn’t even like Judaism, my own religion — I was never Bar Mitzvah’d — and contemplating the dull drudgery of synagogues, Sunday schools and chapels filled me with boredom and dread. Religion was for simpletons, and I wanted nothing to do with it.

. . .

Everyone knows the untold evil that has been committed in the name of religion, and Christianity, from the Crusades to the Inquisition to the Salem witch burnings is no exception. But that’s not especially relevant for those of us in the post-enlightenment modern west where practicing one’s religion, especially in adulthood, is increasingly voluntarily. That is, most Christians I encounter have made a conscious choice to place their faith in Jesus and his teachings. No one is forcing them, and they are not forcing anyone else, either.

. . .

Many people in the west have rejected traditional organized religion, but that does not mean they’ve defeated the powerful urge to believe in something larger than themselves, something to root their experience in the world. I have witnessed this religious mindset often, whether people were lecturing me about “trusting” science, never mind that science is based on distrust and verification, or the hilarious “you are not an epidemiologist” during the covid pandemic. Titles, degrees, credentials, blind faith in the technocrats and appeals to authority mirrored to an uncanny degree the behavior of religious subjects terrified to run afoul of clerical edicts in eras past.

If you dissent from such edicts, you are now guilty of misinformation (the modern word for heresy), and you might be deplatformed or lose your livelihood and friends (excommunicated). These super rational non-believers went along with forced injections at the behest of pharmaceutical conglomerates, and when it was obvious the injections didn’t work to stop the spread, they pivoted to nonsense about “occupying ICU beds” in accordance with the new commands of their church.

We were told we could take off our masks while eating in restaurants but had to put them on again while getting up to use the restroom. And we weren’t supposed to gather in large numbers, except for the George Floyd protests because racism was “[the real pandemic](https://x.com/ABC/status/1268616647083880449).” And people swallowed this because, after all, it was Science, not some kind of primitive, superstitious backwards religion.

But the illogic and abuse of sense-making wasn’t just restricted to covid. The two-plus-two-equals five brigade told us a woman could have a penis, men could get pregnant, that biological males belonged in women’s locker rooms and sports competitions if they self-identified as such. I view these deliberate distortions of reality as loyalty tests of sorts — if you can defend the indefensible, you are surely a trusted comrade.

. . .

My experience objecting to this new merger of Science with the whims of the party has been eye opening. Quite often those who were most ruthless in mocking and gaslighting people like me were from my own social circle — college educated liberals, laptop class professionals, those who use words and spread sheets for a living.

And many of those standing up for civil liberties and personal autonomy were not who I would have expected. [Wealthy people](https://x.com/Spiro_Ghost/status/1449607562479943684) who didn’t depend on their peers’ good graces to live comfortably, it turns out, were often [cowardly beyond belief](https://x.com/toobaffled/status/1823182640016703748). Academia, which purports to value truth and open inquiry, were among the most compliant, in many cases enforcers of the party dogmas to the point of [abetting the US government in illegally censoring dissent](https://x.com/mtaibbi/status/1636729166631432195). Even some of those I had most thought of as independent thinkers like [Nassim Taleb](https://x.com/nntaleb/status/1256916279837032448), [Noam Chomsky](https://x.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1433295789716086787) and “the bad boy of radio” during my formative years, [Howard Stern](https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/1747847083263213960), capitulated abjectly and totally.

So who was willing to resist authoritarianism? Who had the back of the ordinary citizen that simply didn’t want to inject himself with experimental chemicals because someone in a lab coat said so? On my timeline it was disproportionately Christians. People with profiles like “God and family,” “Jesus is No. 1,” and “Follower of Christ.”

Apparently they believe in something bigger than the State and its power, which is why one of the aims of Soviet Russia was to supplant Christianity (and other religions) with [state atheism](https://www.jstor.org/stable/1387772). It’s harder to control people who bow to something other than earthly might. If Jesus went to the cross for them, surely they could endure the wrath of their employers, condemnation by their government, vitriol by all the [good people](https://x.com/LibertyBlitz/status/1657384752519979010) who [knew for certain](https://x.com/Fynnderella1/status/1722123707512987975) what was best for us.

The roles were now reversed. Instead of the Christian Right being the joyless scolds who knew what was best for me, they became a bulwark against the indoctrinated technocrats doing the same.

What a relief to have such a large swath of the population so resilient to the corrupting forces of the State. That is not to say Christians are perfect people just by virtue of believing or to paint an unrealistic picture of them, only that when [the Big Bribe](https://www.chrisliss.com/p/the-big-bribe) was offered, a large number of them had the wherewithal to turn it down.

As I said, I am not a Christian, but I am sure glad they exist.


Facts


My son reminds me how to get closer to God daily.


Thank you brother. My son is enjoying this hurricane more than his mother and me for sure.


My son. https://image.nostr.build/585f482031e198880262247ae4ac0788bbf92e003108aefa9cd68bb4723feeda.jpg


That’s my fault I forgot to lower the temp fast enough when i took the lid off please don’t tell my wife I burnt the top


I thought about doing that but didn't, I'm not in a typical flood zone so hopefully that;s not going to be a problem.   It is picking up but my son is going down his plastic sslide and jumping and laughing so he's keeping spirits light.  plus bread smell


Now is not a good time for driving, do you have a canoe?


Thank you, we're all just doing the best we can even on a day without hurricanes.


We've prepared like we can, God's will be done, we'll make bread and eat our food and play with the little boy!  He's presently climbing backwards up his plastic slide which is normally upstairs, it's good family time so silver linings deployed!


We'll thats good!


The rain is getting serious and it's spooked my son for the first time.  He's a trooper.  Fuck you Milton.  https://m.primal.net/LQZZ.gif


#artstr #tatoo #asknostr

I might get my first tatoo soon, and I know what I'm picturing.  Any artists out there want to help me design it v4v?  Anyone have recommendations?  Looking for hand-drawn not AI.


Pumpkin joy


You better not have given a burger to Milton, fuck that guy.


Hey, stop watching my stash.


What's bitcoin?


Fuck you Milton!


LETS FUCKIN GOOO!


I'm glad you're gonna be with family.  If things get shit or something DM me, happy to help if I can.  I'm hoping my situation will be stable here.


Sour Dough italian bread and little donuts with cinnamon sugar


FL Justin meet FL John!  We're in a similar situation near Orlando.  Hatches Battened, I wish you the best Brother!  We're making bread over here!


Anyone on nostr from Florida? Just checking on you folks.


Baking bread in Florida as we speak, using that sweet power while we still have it.  Pork Sausage bean soup warmed on the stove, fresh bread incoming and my son took a shit in the toilet for the firs ttime today, Fuck Milton We are Gonna Win!


I didn't know you were a FLAGIRL, I hope youre safe and sound, we've battened down the hatches here.  About to bake some bread before the power goes out


How're you doing TAMPA?!


The roof's still on the house!


Thank you for this I’ll read.


Can you link me to an article that describes the issue with pseudouridine. I’d like to look at something more than the Wikipediapage if possible.


I agree, I was wrong to say its meaningless.  That's a great point.  It's meaningful because its perpetuating this fiat psyop.


Freedom family maxin’!!


Happy Wednesday!


Ya every thing is normal he’s having a blast. He’s going on a windy walk with mom right now carrying around a little plastic hammer he’s been helping us “fix” everything all day that we’re bringing in from outside. He’s a great helper.


Late tonight early morning.  I've got batterybackup and solar unfortunately the solar hasn't been working lately and my provider still hasnt come by to look at it, hopefully we won't be getting the max-hit here but we've got propane and food and water.  Interesting times!


なるほどねー


Don’t forget Ben Bernake won one so it’s a fuckin joke and meaningless


Can you make a new nym called Maize Windu?


Thanks brother. We’ve battened down the hatches and the little one is watching Dino ranch. So he’s perfectly comfortable lol.


For a minute there the track line was going right over my address but it’s shifted south now. It’s hard because you don’t wish for others to get wrecked but “His will be done” and what else can you say.  I was getting a bit nervous since I’m relatively new to Florida.


Fuckin hurricane.


Good morning except you Milton


Dude I’m doing the same thing!!


I really don’t care who Satoshi is, but I would like to know if the documentary is a good watch


It's a mood.


About as ready as I can be.  Unfortunately my solar is on the fritz, bad timing.


Sure am.


Fuck you Milton


Good question


Learning when to tactfully shut the fuck up


Bitcoin. Not sure what law fair but maybe dm me some of your work and I’ll see if it fits the style I’m feeling out and maybe I’ll have questions?


When you say "changed how it works" what does that refer to?


Any idea when Alby is going to wind down?  I will need to find an alternative...I really don't feel likeoperating my own lightning node yet


Doesn't look like a prime target for Milton, if that's what you're asking.


Worth it.  I did this one year and then went to the bathroom.  I've never been so much the teacher and the student at the same time any other time in my life.


Happy to see them!


I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME!  Just kidding, that's nice an innocent, but I have seen similar tattoos and the stories are sometimes a little more grim.


Those marks give me chills, please don't tell me what they signify.


Like a good hot sauce.


haha!  I hope the Beave doesn't hate me?  I'm just getting started with this friendship


58 coming back?

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You also don't like coffee.  I mean we are obviously becoming close friends, and rapidly, but we won't always agree on everything Mr. Beaver.


Funsies x3?


#artstr #tatoo #asknostr

I might get my first tatoo soon, and I know what I'm picturing.  Any artists out there want to help me design it v4v?  Anyone have recommendations?  Looking for hand-drawn not AI.


"felt cute, might delete later"


We're doing what we can.  Fuckin possom dug a hole under my house batteries.  If he thinks he can take them he's sorely mistaken.


In preparation for this hurricane I bought a lot of butter.


We're having a Milton.  I'm in the office at the moment, but the city of Orlando is battening down the hatches.  All the hatches.


Lol!  Ya, no I just mean I wasn't going to have time to participate so I didn't wanna throw the Dharma into whack or something. But I'm so happy to see you doing it and the community participating, really so cool!  I love this space.


I hope Yoga went well, I was going to pop in just to say hi but seeing as I wasn't in a leatard, I thought It might be awkward.  But I saw a lot of chatter on the feed about it!


Capons all of them


I'd be willing to travel if I have access to a kitchen.


I'm down to make meatballs if thats the kind of sponsorship required.


I do not have his stapler please for gods sake.


I love it.


You owe no apology fren and are good and righteous.


Sorry it was an SBF joke. My mafs too are solid.


1) what


Primarily that I’m a father. His grandson looks a lot more like he belongs to the family than I did (thanks dad). I respect my son’s future opsec but suffice it to say he was given a very Sicilian name and has dark hair and features like my mom’s side of the family. I think he’d be interested in bitcoin (he was a stockbroker and hard money guy and energy guy). Also he’d know I didn’t fuck up when I was so often so close to that line. He knew me in law school but got too ill to ever see me practice or hear about
Victories. I miss him everyday and wear his caddilac gold chain daily. He was a real mother fuckin g


Thank you, and I appreciate the reminder, I do my best but sometimes its good to have backup!


What hideous aparition do  you contain within that ancient wooden phlacytary???


Never forget Shoenenfreude


Legit knot.


Perfection!


I wish i had a teary eyed frog meme.jpg. 🫂


Those spirals are so fuckin' annoying.  My grandfather would deal with them by smashing old tomato cans and laying them on top to spread the heat out more evenly.  He was a fuckin' genius and I miss him.  I wish he could have seen what I'm up to today.


It's probably covered in rust somewhere and you have generational wealth.


Directly on the heating element:  savage.


Susanne Gibbs Gives a Quick Start Guide for Homeschooling Parents

https://fountain.fm/episode/j55GwejSvzTHe1qyZcov


Literally me every time I got to sleep.


Truly.


Everyday I’m amazed by how my toddler can actually impress me with his focus and determination. He inspires me.


I divested


Stranger and stranger times incoming. Buckle in


Very satisfying animation. Buttery.


As far as I know only pittsburghers say "pop" I was ridiculed as a child for this by relatives from other places.


In my dreams, there are no insurmmountable obstacles, especially not space and time.


Are you from pittsburgh?


Export its inflation.


Ever since I heard the song Southern Cross by CSNY I wanted to sail and since the southern cross is mostly visible in upside down world, maybe Ill take my boat there one day


Not yet!


I accomplished most of these things traveling for work so... and I am not James Bond.


Neat, hashpotatos incoming?


Cosmic apotheosis be upon you frog.


Melba toast?


Did something happen?  Why the rapid decline?


33, I feel old


No like I said, but I think it might be similar to an old friend long gone that's why its ringing bells.


I think the consensus is in on this abomination.


You definitely aren't but I'm gonna have to go back and look at some of my old letters cause its going to bother me, HAH!  Anyway, good to meet you on nostr!


Your handwriting looks familiar and for some reason that bothers me.


These infinities are too damn too damn too damn  too damn too damn too damn  too damn too damn too damn ….


Blade swapstr


Neat I didn’t know they wrote downwards too.


Why the fuck are M&Ms and Cheerios even listed? Those are specific brands.  Like a paid commercial.
Think about that.
https://m.primal.net/LNwG.jpg


Fuck all these people. Eat a steak.


Is that Mongolian?


Get chickens they said.
Touch grass they said.
Now I walk around in chicken shit. Wtf?


Ammonia is a good (dangerous) exfoliant.


Sovereignty in black.


I just fueled up at a Chevron/Texaco using the Chevron app after buying a gift card with Bitrefill. Game changer.
Mind blown.


“Architecture is frozen music” - Goethe

Architecture and music are both are inspired by what’s inside.

If you wonder why both are so bad today, look inside & look around.

https://m.primal.net/LOAp.png


Yes


No faces detected.


Fine. 😞


lol


Solid Question Tara, we wanna know.


TIL Bitcoin's ded

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Thanks Average Gary, you're more than average in my eyes.


I like this sentiment.  Maybe I need to crack open  nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 's satoshi reserve when the eye is over my house.  Could be a good photo op.  My house is a new build and Ive got solar/batteries.  If I didn't have a young kid I wouldnt be worried but its my first big storm since becoming a dad.


I would never cut a bite of steak that I could not fit in my mouth in its entirety.


So, I live in Orlando. Zap me 1 sat if I'm fucked. 2 if nah


Beautiful


Morale is not improving, wtf?!


Point of order:  Weather be weatherin'


BREAKING: 🇧🇭

National Bank of Bahrain launches the first #Bitcoin Investment product in the country.


It's lonely here.


Haha!  Eyecontact is powerful!  That's why its so awkward sometimes because its surprisingly intimate even at a distance.  Like quantum entanglement of your minds.


Never did it for an audience but I loved acting class in highschool.  I just love story telling and eyecontact


I agree with this 100%.


Thank you.  I look forward to casting this.


Just one season, none of this forever shit.  The ending is everything is good and boring forever


Bring some honey and we'll make bread and I'll bury you in saucey goodness.


Towards the end, nearing the Denouement CB starts stacking in secret.  In the finale, CB gets a girlfriend and Bitcoiner gets married and stacks children.


They fully live together.  The Bitcoiner doesn't have a job, but has no problem contributing to the rent and expenses though he keeps trying to convince his long-lost-step cousin that they should just get a house since interest rates are low right now.  The CB makes good money but is always short on funds for some reason and resents his  cousin, but is too unsure of his future to move out.


I met a guy in the gym the other day who looked just like your PFP.  I had to ask him if it was you, it was not.  I now know someone new and still don't know you.  A story.  Fin.


I like you.


Why is NGU?


 nostr:npub10xvczstpwsljy7gqd2cselvrh5e6mlerep09m8gff87avru0ryqsg2g437. https://conduitbtc.com/

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This is beautiful, and very zen.  But, speaking as someone who grew up in a very Sicilian household, I am so fucking irritated and hungry now.  BRING ON THE MOAR!


Ok, new sitcom:  Perfect Strangers but one is a bitcoiner and the other works for a central bank.


King of the Sovereign Hill.


I believe she's still alive so time will tell.


I've been falling my whole life.


The cliff is for anyone but not everyone.


On the curve of reality you are the generator and the generated.


I am the avatar of tangents.


Does anyone know why the consensus library was dropped in this latest Bitcoin core update?

What's the history on that?

#asknostr #bitcoin


I feel like if I ever went back to X I would be returning more like Jane Goodall to observe the primates.


It's just one of those days, don't take it personal.


#Bitcoin
Bitcoin, The IMF, and El Salvador
https://m.primal.net/LNnM.mp4


I want to know too


I wish Farmer Bill was here on Nostr, but I love they're products:  https://farmerbillsprovisions.com/


I couldn’t stop if I wanted to.


I have never not lived in interesting times.  I shouldn’t have pissed off that Chinese witch doctor.


In a sense, I need the chaos.  In a world that functions well, I don't really have a job.


Best feature of this flow chart:  https://m.primal.net/LNnd.png


I'm tired.


If you don't see God in math you aren't mathing right.


Same and sometimes I succeed.


I had an ex-girlfriend who told me that if she were going to kill herself it would be jumping off a cliff while listening to this song.


A bird in the hand is worth it doesn't matter how manyin the bush because birds aren't real.


I felt crazy.  I never went to a doctor (my parents didn't even believe I had childhood allergies despite obvious signs) but after DoInG mY oWn ReSeArCh I concluded it was transient temporal lobe seizures


Between the ages of like 10-20ish I would periodically get profound dejavu where essentially everything was dejavu and it would last an hour or so.  The overwhelming sense that the present moment is the only moment and the only thing that's ever happened.   It was horrible at the time, but I appreciate it now.


I've never loved and respected a group of people I've never met more than the  nostr:npub1qktts9naunvjdwsktq5xjdhwh539xt4x0mqj4yxq0q9dvm03ljvs6sms0r

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The trick is to never fear your enemy.


You ever have one of those days you're driving to work and you realize that if you we learned how to traverse the cosmos faster than light it would be stupid and pointless because we could never communicate the information gathered to anyone that matters and so you just want to pull over and sublimate your physical form into pure light because fuck it?


Today I learned SatsMcD is a Lorax


Reminder:  there is no such thing as a bitcoin, your bitcoin wallet isn't a wallet, and you are the only one coming to save you.


In light of recent developments, I've decided Hurricane Milton is canceled.


Great advice.


GOOD MORNING!


One of my favorite things to do is to be given two disparate topics and the tell a story that somehow involves both. It’s like a word game.


I’m getting excited


Good morning gents!


I’ve collected so many stories!


You know, you just reminded me of this time I chatted some guy at a bar on one of my business trips. He was waiting for his colleagues. Later, after he left for his table, he stopped by and gave me the most heartfelt thank you for talking to him. He said it had been a long time since someone just listened to him.  I’ll never forget that moment.


I’m addicted to conversations with strangers.


Wanna get wild and mix a daymare with dejavu.


I trade legal services for bitcoin. Also professional conversationalist.  Mostly pro bono there but open to being paid for talky too


Hot damn what a day that was.


Curious thing about thoughtful content creation is it’s impossible to know if a given piece is worth anything at all so really the author is the buyer and he is buying your trust with content. There is no true price discovery in this space because the media itself is not the product. Trust in the author is the product.


I was just looking at this group. You run one? Now I just want to do pushups until I learn ham radio somehow.


Big if true.


Not even morning wood beave?


100 pushups per day until global decentralized media


GOODNIGHT!


I’m curious do they smell oniony?


I don't recommend it.


Straight to jail.gif


Wat mean?


This tatoo bums me out.


Love this.


Classic.


Just save some fuckin' smash burger for me when I get up there.


Particularly when there's actual havoc in the mid east right now it makes the prospect of new "weather" all more in focus.


Sure is! But brings the whole firm and friends around and is spiritually enriching to think about hard times!


So save my tinfoil then?  I was getting excited.  Incoming hurricanes always put me on high alert.  The adrenaline brings out the conspiracy thinking


That's terrifying.


That I understand but isn't the gulf fairly hot water and isn't that more of a reason for its size, I just dont know how this works I'm just asking you one question:  DO I PUT ON MY TINFOIL HAT NOW OR LATER?!


CASHU MAXIMALISM!


ORANGE PILL UPDATE

Over the last 10 days, 383 people took their first steps down the #bitcoin rabbit hole.

How? By scanning the QR codes on one of the #bitcoin stickers or #bitcoin signs our community put in public!

I zapped you all 1,850,000 sats as a thank you for helping to orange pill more people!

YOU ALL ROCK!
🧡🫡

--------------------

Want to get zapped for putting stickers or signs in public? Check the links in my bio for a free pack!  https://image.nostr.build/81fc055b5190d33d7376d6d2943f17de94ce3320303491eaea8879ee56d1b887.jpg


HAPBEENESS!


I don't know much about hurricanes.  Is it unusual?


The sandwhich was way too big, and I enjoyed every bite.


None of these are Cashu nuts and that makes me sad.

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Oh margarita?? SUGAR MURDER!


Probably nothing.


The solution to inflation
https://m.primal.net/LMMl.mp4


Cool.


Frankly, my work as a lawyer can be 90% done remotely and I could always fly in for hearings, lol.


What's GW? Just curious


I think my son would thrive one way or another, getting the Wife on board however.


WTF is a math?


Primordial?


Absolutely!


I guess I'm moving.


I know some people like this.   Seriousness tho' being able to securely be your own bank is really a fuckin' miracle and I feel blessed to be in this space with this knowledge


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#asknostr who is this blackcoffee fella and where can I find him, he who is developing the NSEC hardware remote signing device?


10:12AM is _not_ too early to each a sandwhich.


Sure, it is like that.  I'm firmly in the camp of "we aren't buying coffee with onchain bitcoin" and e-cash proposes a real solution to daily transacting.


When I get my own mint running, you will join it and I will not rug you Pinky swear


I would never store lots of corn on it.  But, for medium of exchange temporary exposure to mints for like bars, conferences, localities, etc. lots of amazing applications


In other words, its like if you find a five dollar bill on the ground outside, you can't know who used to own that bill unless they handed it to you and the US Treasury also doesn't know who has the bill now or anything about whats happening with the bill


Basically, it's kind of like getting to mint bitcoin bills of any denomination (in sats) you want and then whoever has the data associated with that bill (token) can redeem it, once its redeemed its gone and that person has the sats in their aown cashu account with the mint its associated it


Lol, it's a real blast, its very high privacy with a trade off for trusting the mint your using, but dude, if you transfer ecash phone to phone in person it's really magical.


Are you not familiar with CASHU?  It's a bitcoin layer 2-type thing. It's ecash, easily transmitted data that amounts to bitcoin, cross functional with lightning and redeemable onchain


Just alby but thats getting sunset soon is my understanding, i just signed up for alby to zap but ill come up with a new solution soon enough I hope


#asknostr anyone using Nsec.app and what do you think about it?  I want to branch out onto some other nostr stuff but haven't been willing to paste my nsec anywhere and hear this is the way to go.


When you put it that way.


There are acorns forming on the trees this time of year.  It is said “there will be signs.”


Oh no, I'm getting too bullish again


Format the corruption!


Terrible. My wife has surgery on that bone and I just remember how awful it was.  FWIW praying for your swift recovery.


We’re having fun and simultaneously building the future.


I’m solar powered.


The future is now.


Efficient transition to Christmas


I’ll die poor but my son won’t.


Being obsessed with cashu is like having a bag of silver dollars at a street corner and desperately trying to hand them out to people saying “they can’t know where you got it!! It’s yours take it!! Go be free!!!”
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Both!


The irony is I’ve never monetized my great genius.


This amount of gas should send energy prices to 0. Very bullish


It’s like shovels that will dig for generational wealth!!


Sorry to hear that. It’s an inconvenient bone.  It was better when we had tails to break the fall.


I like this side of you.


Wen LEDs?


Accurate nostr:note1yhcyyur0p4g2rmx77agznewf40rmmz99amjnssn33ll7ke73hxqszs3hv0


Is this even your final form?


Love his photography:  npub17amtesfzwxl8nlr3ke2l8jl7kw52z60n8msnxh7vps3g9xgpmf9qx5nldk


This hilarious


We all want to be this guy:  https://m.primal.net/LMQT.png


I love this shit.  Can someone tell me what the original group of kids that this meme is from was all about, because that three seconds of footage goes so hard.


Wait until you hear about the brainless clones that you encode prvkeys into their DNA


BOO!!


It’s like being able to make bitcoin bills of your own denomination and litter cyberspace with them.


Thanks man. That was my first ever cashu redemption🙏🏻. I've sent you 21 sats back as it was such a thrilling experience😬🫡.


Ecash has completely blown my mind. I’m in love with it


Made this NUTS drawing for Nostrasia in Tokyo last year :) and read the funny story here: https://www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_culture/japanese-culture/tanuki-testicles-in-japanese-art/ https://i.nostr.build/9yvjdyoPPRf6yBUb.jpg


I love lightning but all I want to do is spray cashu nuts all over Nostr


Similarly resting in a squat position got so much easier for me too


So cute.


Ciao-mian farewell


Gonna throw a mean ol' hamhock in there?


Ah, that could be!  I'll be on the lookout for updates.  This is just so much fun.  Ecash is such a blast.


Serving the robots faithfully!


The humans will win!


What's that mean?  Trying to learn all I can!


Someone got it


Slippery nuts I guess.


TAKE MY MONEY

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Can somebody create a repost bot of one of the hurricane accounts from Twitter?

Or better, convince one of them to join us?

We need one of the good ones over here.

I don’t usually leave, but if this is accurate, my home NGMI. https://i.nostr.build/yTw3NOUUqhAIpD0E.jpg


Was thinking the same thing just a few minutes ago.


This is just too much fun


Actually more familiar than most I think, it was the biggest hurdle I had getting "all in" on bitcoin so I studied the explanations in Grokking Bitcoin and Mastering Bitcoin, was a real blast learning, helps to actually like math.    Once I understood how a transaction can be confirmed and proved without having to know the private key was a major eureka moment for me


ITS ALIVE!!


You reap what you so Unspent!


Are those three dudes the same one dude three times?


We’re hiring

Be a part of Green #mining DAO & #Bitcoin Mango

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#ecash #cashu

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#asknostr I can send ecash easily from enuts to cashu.me, but the tokens I generate from cashu.me wont be redeemed by enuts, any ideas anyone?  says invalid token


Worth it!


so flat!


should have said "would have"


I'm married, but at some point Would

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This makes me want to get into coding so I can understand the magic behind this unbelievably simple mode of transfering money.  I want to make ecash QR codes and hide them all over my city and my office.  (I have some bitcoin newbies who would just love this shit)


This tech is literally blowing my mind, my mind is blown, blown, I want to hide Ecash all over the city


I am totally obsessed with eCash...Sorry it was only 1 sat its all I had left in there lol!


Truth.


I’m officially obsessed with cashu nostr:npub1dx5q2el8nd4eh3eg9t2e25fd7zuqg7zxz6ldkc3uzgh66ss2yc6st288sj nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg


For a statement that contained almost no information other than “we want them to take our debt, bitcoin somehow bad” she sure had to read a lot


CATHIE WOULD T-SHIRTS & HOODIES ARE LIVE 🔥🔥🔥

GET YOU ONE! 🙌

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SHIRTS https://proofofink.com/product/cathie-would/

HOODIES https://proofofink.com/product/cathie-would-hoodie/


Wuhh? No


That's fantastic probably good ambient warmth too!


But I thought I was doing a good job?  Can I keep my stapler?


Nice!  Thank you.  Planning a camping trip with my son soon so equipment scheme are afoot.


About how big is that?


I bit my lip, I'm gonna need a minute.


Some might even say _twitter_ talk.


I'm familiar with the playbook, very unfun.


gfy?


Remember Zaadz?


It's so simple that it seems impossible.


One of the realities of crushing depression is a complete inability to be present in the moment.  Man does that suck!


You whale!


I am also.


Is this real??


How can it be so high?!


Beepboop. Play is for children, I am a real grown manperson


🤖 yes..very _real_


Do I know you? Because that might have been me.  I've grown away from his philsophy but, back then, there was moment in my life where I suddenly, said to myself "well I can always end it so why not see if it gets better".  It did get better.  It wasn't an instant cure, but it was a massive moment of awakening I am sure this book contributed to making available to me.


But I'm already having fun!


Nice!


I love my country, but we're not the only country.


Never if someone else is in here but I’m catching up on some work reading


Nostr from the sauna..nice


Daily tab jubilee.


Already is.


I’m good with this revision! A+. This illustrates how all aspiring writers need good editors.


That’s fair, minor counterpoint is that my sovereignty is up to me to the extent I could volunteer to be a slave, I just want a government that doesn’t add stumbling blocks to my path, if any


Handsome devils.


Work in progress my friend. Thanks.


I sympathize with this.  I'm on my way to peace.  I pray for Grace.  Wholely trying to wash the inside of the vessel so the outside can be clean-type of thing.


My insides are prettier--that's for sure.


It helps if you're a pretty visual person.  I used to be so much prettier.


The whole world is under water.


I did this Course of like..self improvement (uhg).. and one of the excercises was to imagine yourself at a table where you invite former yourselfs that are embaressing, or shameful, or whatever, and just invite them to sit down with you and embrace them, and accept them.  Sounds hokey, but it was a helpful excercise of self-reflection.


It's a matter of degree, but also yes.


The reason its such an amazing typo is I totally understood what you meant but it was soooooo offffff.


Coming from a man of pens, I take that as a profound compliment.


I repeat:  The Government has to Export our inflation and cannot print money to serve its people.  Divest!


It's a paradox that can only be resolved by sovereign individuals and individual human action.


RXORCT is the best typo I've ever seen, not even close.


I'll vote for the person who will most leave me alone.


I'd settle for just being jim and getting shit done.   Everyone should be named Jim until they accomplish something.  FWIW, until my son reaches the age of 20, I should just be called jim


Sometimes I forget that I have a middle name.


Not sure how, but if you need fiat liquidity I'd be glad to help and buy some.  No idea how that would work or how your fund is structured, but DM if you have an idea.


Generational Wealth incoming!


I identify as the fat right.


Not if your government has an obligation to export our inflation.  Also, wasn't three mile island our chernobyl?


gm


Does anyone play golf barefoot?


I think it was the story quests, so much damn running around took soooo long.  Take this object to that spot and this object to that spot over and over again got boring.  The story is so interesting though I just hated the story grind, couldn't even finish it.  maybe ill check it out again


Is Diablo IV good yet?  I played so much D2 and D3 and Loved it and for some reason I just didn't get that dopa-hit from D4


YES


Facebook will be infected by my truth bombs.


If you're not on NOSTR you can't read this post.


Sometimes you just have to answer and say "thank you, I almost put my head in the oven, but that you cared enough to tell me the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest if I don't send you crypto right now really snapped me out of my darkness"


per se, definitely per se


Well, but of course cum hoc ergo propter hoc right?


Too much Faybah


Careful, that's a slippery slope question!


Many such corpses.


Fantastic.  Since it was your first time makign this I just assumed it was your first time fermenting and felt obligated to help you avoid a gaszastersplosion.  I bet it's going to be delicious!


You can't force these horses to drink.


This is an important hill to collect bodies, thank you for doing the hard work?


Can I recommend getting some auto air release tops?  If you don't burp those jars regularly you're gonna get completely covered in kimchi juice when you open them.!!! Good luck though. looks delicious!


The gouging will continue until the thinking abates.


Wow that is really beautiful.


More pullups incoming!


I wear a gold chain I received from my grandafther.  It doesn't have a cross on it, it has a cadillac symbol.  It is extremely trashy and I love it and wear it everyday.  My Grandpa was a G.  That said, the afformentioned turd is indeed turd.


Two things that never let this guy down.
1. First amendment
2. Boobs
What are two things that never let you down?
https://v.nostr.build/z9qdfKcKqDpSUDs4.mp4


This guy gets it.


That Croissant is impossible looking.


My skin is my body bag.


That is an excellent looking multivitamin.


Because of the smell?  As a Sicilian I can say this.


Format the Corruption  nostr:npub1zeuyhtvpk7uzzhhye6s2muz8jw46n2pkvzre933szr4ua473snyqesxvfp

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Squamposters.


But how many tubesteaks?


Ya, but they made a lot of money in fees!


New IP was just born.


Non-farm jobs (whatever that means) report is gǔdest.  I can't wait to hear about 1/report correction next year.


Are we talking about potential energy or kinetic energy?


This post brought to you by the experience of swimming in brain worms.


Better still we’re ALL variously noobs AND nerds with respect
To each other depending on the subject. No one here seems to be a nerd as to nothing and a noob as to everything. Really glorious.


It like when one of your kitchen lights goes out.  You come into the kitchen and are like “something is off here!?”  Happy to have you back


But have you seen the infinite madness of the bottom an MSM website lately!?


This is a cute thread and peak internet.  I love nostr


A return to the faith


Thank you.  I’m really enjoying the journey.


I get that but operating in paralelll will do a lot to make you feel better. If you aren’t comfortable with your cold storage it’s better to move it even if you have to stack less for the peace of mind.


I’m never leaving you.


Why would it be too late?


How are they having a formal conversation about this investment strategy? What the actual fuck?


Fwayr membsassiii


You can get it for cheap on gog.com. It's turn based strategy like Might and Magic but I think its a lot richer


This is an amazing meme.


👀 🥸

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My full quote to Politico regarding Satoshi and the HBO doc…
“For years, there's been endless speculation about the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, both in print and in media. Yet, until someone signs the private keys linked to Satoshi’s addresses, all of this remains mere conjecture.

Satoshi gave the world a profound gift in Bitcoin but deliberately chose to remain anonymous—a decision that must be respected. Efforts to unmask them are not just irresponsible but potentially dangerous.

Satoshi left the project early, and since then, countless others have contributed far more to Bitcoin’s evolution. Satoshi is no longer just one person; Satoshi is now everyone who works to restore a sound, incorruptible money standard for the world. We are all Satoshi.”


Ultima 8 or Masters of Magic


I can tell fall is coming because the door knobs shock me now.


"banks"


If you've never had to adjust your extended memory in DOS before playing a new game, have you even really lived?


Extended memory incoming.


I'm just a simple man.


Sick gaming rig.


lol


All the best are.


I’m just a shrimp how could I know ?


Such language!


Mining more bitcoin and ngaf


So liquid


Excellent


Wen scanner darkly scramble suit?


I can't remember the last time I dressed up for halloween.  I might need to do a father-son outfit this year.


How do yer plums feel?


That's pretty.


Now do Tether v. Blackrock


True enough!


Basically same, only my gold chain has a caddilac charm on it.  My Grandpa was a 'g' and left it to me.


I identify as a reply guy.


I miss Sarajevo.


I like you Eryn.


I am not a good journalist and never claimed to be.


I won't compromise my journalistic integrity by refusing to bring the truth to the masses.


Worth it,


I'll do you one better, the first floor of the house I grew up in was literally underground and the garage was BENEATH THAT!  Pittsburgh hilly neighborhoods be wild.


PURE SIGNAL!!!


BREAKING:  Uncle Jim is, in fact, Satoshi Nakamoto.


HBO should be taking notes
https://m.primal.net/LKJb.jpg


It's me.


MORE LINES ON CHARTS!


Unrugging is my highest calling.


Both if you'll let me.  But I've got a rosemary bush myself and I love going out there to give it a hug. The smell is amazing.  Right now it's covered in garden spiders so....


Supercool image.


Your double-reverse-meta-psychology is devastating, ruthless, and effective.


Naw, I would never do that to you two.  NEVER.


PSYCH!!!


Lol!  🫡


Would you guys like to invest in my DAO?


El Zeta is having a bad day.  It's hard to have your childhood destroyed, but it's ok.  NOSTR is here to destroy more happy memories into tiny painful memes.


But also me too


Fuckin' A I want to give it a big hug and smell good all day.


He was a great man.


cute


My grandfather once hog tied me and hung me in the closet. Admittedly, I was being really annoying.


If you've never been punished by being put in a closet, have you really lived?


I SOLD THE FLOOR!


word


NordVPN meshnet is pretty reliable, but not sure how secure


But where will I stack all the paperwork I don't want to organize?!?!


Is that a giant rosemary bush??


I have three fuckin' chairs in my office.  I'm a disgrace.


Except Super Genius Doctor C.Wright.


Not sure what jurisdiction your in but I agree, not much protection from it. One big crap-o are these companies that ask you for 10x the price to file your annual reports with the government under pretend formal government letter head with the same caveats.  Literally just a few bucks go online to file an annual report for a small business but they ask for hundreds under threat of dissolution.  Half of them are just rando people operating out of their house using a mailing service hoping 1/1000 write them a check


me


Do you live in an apartment?


I just got a pink letter in the mail from a legal association about my dues.  Notwithstanding that it was labeled "FIRST NOTICE" and a fully PINK document, the dues aren't due yet.  I won't be renewing.


I'm Satoshi Nakamoto...just btw.


yes!


Thanks!. Should get a lot of traffic.


Duckduckducks https://image.nostr.build/3ef8edacee4d494b01437198c23be6e636d00c160f97150f9dadc04aa69297e8.jpg


#bloomscrolling https://image.nostr.build/cb8909c8579ff4f9f7d712db755e296e0d93f03f5d88961f6bc1ca2cffa78357.jpg


lol!


I had a nice mechanical one too but I lost it a while back and I think Casio is the way to go.


I think you're right.


I gave my apple watch away.  I'm now looking for a new watch that just tells the time and doesn't read the oscilations of my soul 24/7.  Recommendations?


Jokes aside, that is a gorgeous landscape!  How do I get rich and have these things?


That horse is not having it.


No, opposite.  I rested yesterday and so I'm going to the gym and for a short walk right now.  Settled a major dispute yesterday so I'm gonna do a victory lap.


When you understand they have to export our inflation, it all makes sense.


This morning I'm feeling spent.  That said, I say to you:  GOOD MORNING!


Good morning freedom stackers!


"Chode Smoker" is comin' back.


Oh, by all means don't hot glue yourself.  I just want to see the light squiggles.


I'd like to see you attach an LED to the yoyo and do a long camera exposure in low light and see what incredibly pattern emerges.


Wen demon emerge from sigil?


I love this picture for the episode.


Not until 58 forever.


I should get a sponsor. I wonder if margarine is still a thing


Rick and Morty episode about this is the best.


He’s doing his thing well do ours. If he wants to send me $10,000 im fucking taking it. I might even buy new socks.


This guys offering to give away money and the amount of virtue signaling dumdums hating on him  because he might be an ethereum dude also is hilarious. All bitcoin does is siphon money away from shitcoins in the long run and you call yourself a maxi but won’t even take this guys money from him? nostr:note1r8gtx8rxq8xt4d8m33kjq9uvjzgjs5u745adlhtvqrhp9cdfj8kq8julps


I promised, if #Bitcoin dumps to $60,000 I will give $10,000 BTC to 5 people
So as promised I will be giving away $10,000 to 5 person today.
Rules: like, retweet, follow me with A
* If you're not following, you will be disqualified.
Proof will be posted in 24 hours
Doing this for my community #btc #eth
https://m.primal.net/LJKj.jpg


This is really something.


So what you’re saying is the mainstream media says the quiet part out loud?


Dude… wtf happened?


We have an etymological chicken and egg situation here.


If they can’t be allies i look forward to honoring your memory in the battlefield.


Naw homemade but also yes!


My son just ate so much pizza. Your world is not prepared for his empire.


I was just making a joke. Very cool Bart!


Bullshit!


I hope someone got their names before the sentient giant Venus fly traps dissolved their wretched bodies.  It’s going to take weeks getting the polyester out of their hideous filaments.


If you knew just how much character i really have you’d pray for me. I’m the most character.  And humble too.


The project is insured.


Two men have already died on the project.


If it turns out it’s price manipulation and they keep manipulating it to $58k how can it not be one of us.


You think that’s bad.  I’m having to reseed my retractable roof garden to say $58 again.


I’d leave the group too if they cut my toes off.


I accept bitcoin for legal services.


Fwiw I also think pumpkin pie is a shitcoin.


Literally appropriating my scent.


This is an emergency Mike!


I like it because all outcomes are a win for me.


How will the network stay secure with so much raw hash in the hands of just one man!?


Looking forward to Proof Of Pie. nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs nostr:note1090pjvrxca8dknawm2ck8rsapzg2dpu5uypa4qukt889ppcvxa5qnfve7x


You enter the hyper-real where the focus of your consciousness enters the bullet and the holographic tapestry wherein you are the shooter, the shot, and the shottening quickens the spirit collapsing the mindscape to a single point such that the center is the circumference and the diameter is the very extent of reality itself.


Alpha.


And yet…


Tinglenacht


This one seems….ill-tempered.


Let me know when you need my address.


The thousand year old mistake is and has always been renaming months. Just leave the months alone. Add no dates subtract no dates divide nothing.


Knowledge is power.


I have no idea why I use the relay I do it’s just what I picked once. Probably need to figure this out lol.


Don't let me suggest that having a good lawyer isn't a good thing, but so is a good plumber.  Maybe I'll write something up that explains in long form what I think the problem with the profession are.  Short:  We could be better for cheaper under different circumstances.


Maybe the irs will approve unrealized loss carryovers to set off his unrealized capital gains taxes.


I spent a13.5 hour long lunch explaining to two senior bankers how Bitcoin works, I ended up having to explain how banking works before they could follow my explanation.


NO SUCH THING!


The subtitle of this article should be “don’t believe your lying eyes”


Based Fenigson.


Local action is what's up.


Tell it to shut up!


The brain has no pain receptors and therefore cannot be sensitive.


You've got this!


New Brand called:  Choco Memes with Brain Worms


It may be a difference of extent rather than kind.  The legal profession is profoundly self regulated to the detriment of those outside of the profession and that regulation is supported by the ability to (imo) arbitrarily delicense lawyers who try to "inappropriately" innovate under the guise of protecting laypersons.


We've all wanted a sentient backpack at some time in our lives.


I'm not proud of it frankly, my industry is a pyramid scheme of pretend wizards acting like we do something special.  We're paper plumbers and that's the truth.


Not going to be a problem with this one, but personally I don't mind tallow mouth.


He appreciates the respect.


My son had an incredible time at a youth bouncy gym yesterday.  I wish I could share images/videos with you psychopaths but it's not for me to blow his opsec.  If we meet in the future, in meat space, expect me to force you to see him in all his glory swinging and jumping and saying "jumpy" over and over again.


The immutable measuring stick.


I'm paid by the word.


DEALS OFF! *flips table*


Your future Dukes agree: https://m.primal.net/LIgf.png


I am squishier than I should be.  True.  But when your wife makes a meatloaf like this...transgressions are expected and which is why my daily prayer is for Grace alone.


Deal, I'll draft up the paperwork.  This deal definitely justifies my hourly rate that I couldn't afford to hire myself at.


145 days off?


My cold meat loaf lunch is better than whatever you're eating today.


I'm not permitted to profit share with non-lawyers.  That said, I could probably easily transition to stand up comedy because I'm objectively hilarious and would be willing share in the tens of dollars I'd earn doing that.


DEUS VULT, welcome back!


Good morning folks!


Big if true.


>>>PEN GIVEAWAY<<<

My dearest Nostriches, here is your official pen giveaway announcement!

I'm giving away a brand new MaJohn A1 with an extra fine nib! This is one of my favorite #EDC pens so I wanted to give a lucky Nostrich a chance at their own capless fountain pen!
https://i.nostr.build/sY8o5mX5Bla2XS6j.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/C80l3veJ3qrZBlbQ.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/jjL22ZroEEo8LFzO.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/iDTqEIkyRaomL6bl.jpg
"But how do I enter the contest!?" I hear you ask frantically.

Well pull up an ornately carved, wooden stool and let me tell you dear Nostrich.

To enter is simple. I need me a handwriting sample! But not just any handwriting will do, oh no, I have a need for pangrams.

Now a pangram is easy enough. It's a sentence that uses every letter of the (english) alphabet. You can look lists of them up online. Some examples are:

Jack amazed a few girls by dropping the antique onyx vase.

The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

Puzzled women bequeath jerks very exotic gifts.

Brown jars prevented the mixture from freezing too quickly.

You get the idea.

Now my dearest of Nostriches, I wish for you to send me an example of any pangram you find that you like, you can use one of these or you may find your own. Write it out in your own handwriting and send me a picture of it!

You can make it as fancy or as plain as you like as you are not being judged on the relative "quality" of the handwriting. It is merely a proof-of-work.

You may send up to five (different) pangrams to have five chances to win. I'll repost this note every day for the month of October so people can get their entries in! The contest opens on the first of October and the draw will be on the 31st.

Now if you don't win this time fear not my frens, this will not be your only chance. I'll be doing one of these once a month on #nostronly.

So if you or any of your frens like fountain pens then this is your chance to win a great daily driver of your own!

#penstr #letters #fountainpens #artstr #creatr #pengiveaway


DM's or response to this thread?


You're not allowed to say "thank me later" unless you're shilling bullshit, but this is good advice.


I have to confess I watched 20 seconds and fell into a depressive madness wherein their faces merged and the Golem's true nature revealed itself.  Horns blew, the walls cried, and suddent I knew that hideous truth:  I should watch Mentalist and eat stew with my wife instead.


Lol, "Carla and her Chortle"https://m.primal.net/LIea.png


Is that a pokemon?


DEUS VULT


I don't have any tatoos, but I might get one soon.


The only echo chamber I have is my thoughts when I first wake up and, having watched 30 seconds, confirmed that I am a loser.


Searching the internet as to where to watch this makes me angry.  Can anyone tell me where I can watch this without being sold “one secret to cure toe fungus”


who wants Testflight (iOS only) access to a NIP-60 wallet app I'm building?

10 largest zaps get you access to the testflight and to a NIP-29 community (also available through the app)

🙏  Repost for visibility, I need to pay rent 😂


We’re seeking the narrow gate.


I like it!


No cell phone, be where you say you'll be at the right time, full stop.  I basically never stopped dressing that way unless I have to put on my costume for Court.


Sounds good.  My Uncle called my Johnny Fatboy and my Dad used to call me Weasle so the options are endless really


As the nerd that I am--named John--I was Johnny Five a lot as a kid


Same as it ever was


I am in contact!


Of course it's not weird, I come up with great names.


Did he really say that?! 👀   I miss the 90s sometimes


Maybe you can do a zapathon where the highest previous day's zap gets to name you for a day, for like two weeks, while you come up with a new name.  My recommendation is Soupie Sarah, or Souflé Flambe Sarah, or Saracha, or just Sarah


That’s too bad, we need freedom minded folks on juries. But glad you’re not having your time wasted by the government at least.


Sarah has upped her opsec game.


The Wire Season 2 has me worried about this.


I wish I could read this fast.  This is fantastic.  I'm glad you're enjoying them


I start with doing it from my end, and watch for who sticks around.


Good boy.


I could use more people telling me when I’m shitting the bed in my life.


My wife used to work in a cubicle and to add to the noise she had to put up a mirror on her monitor to be mindful of lurkers lurking. It was a smart move.  Little vanity mirror  magnet


Legit dillema


Anyone driving that would just drive over the child in the street. No breaking.


How does one do that? Info link?


Basil.


*dusts off creed cassette*


Ben “dreamcatcher” Justman


Nothing worse than pooping under pressure.


I like accents and idiolects. It’s like cultural metadata.


Does this mean it’s all over?


I don’t know if it’s typical but it underscores the belief that everyone should get the fuck out of there.


That’s an accent I’d love to hear.


I’m trying to be a good neighbor.


I could use a live in Gardener but turns out you have to pay such a person as a w-2 employee so you’ll have to work for room and board only.


....sorry man that's shit.


https://youtu.be/tXLoP9iSU5Y?si=3UoMZl6JH2vfbbvu #tunestr


Aidym's a chad.


Nature is healing and us with it.


uhpook


Ok, I can't see who or what you're responding to here, but query how one _trusts_ a tit?


I identify as intransigent.


What a handsome crew!


That is Kamala's pogo stick.


In five years,  nostr:npub13qrrw2h4z52m7jh0spefrwtysl4psfkfv6j4j672se5hkhvtyw7qu0almy made just $750 in royalties from over 500,000 streams through apps like Spotify.

In one year, she made 21 million sats (over $13,000) through apps like Fountain and Wavlake.

Adapt and adopt Bitcoin - or else.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/frankcorva/2024/10/01/musicians-can-now-earn-bitcoin-for-streaming-their-songs/


As a sicilian-american, it's mandatory.


That is the cutest fuckin' fruit I've ever seen.


This is so, so great.  I really hope to participate in this and other things in the future.  I'd like to do a cooking class myself.  I'm not a chef, but I've got some family recipes that just have to be shared.


GM!! How was Yoga?  well attended?  Enjoyed by all?


Dr. Crabstober:   nostr:npub1k7vkcxp7qdkly7qzj3dcpw7u3v9lt9cmvcs6s6ln26wrxggh7p7su3c04l


Send a pic of your retina, this will help me eyeball it.  I promise no worldcoin.  I'll do some research, I really want to eat this again.  I eat mostly meat nowadays but a savory bean spread is not something I'm willing to give up.


Aspirational.


I will try this!  Now to source my beans.  How much baking soda approx?


Crabtober


I used to get this like warm hummus made of fava beans "fool" or "fül" or something, with good olive oil.  So delicious.  I've tried to make it but I can never get fava beans to cook nice like they did it.  We lose so much to childhood and I have lost my fool.


Forever


I use childlocks.


I don't speak dutch, but I do notice hoes unfortunately.  It's something I'm working on spiritually.


Ya you're right, no "er".


Reminder:  If you want to _have_ things, you have to _make_ things.


This is the way


Interesting


I like this bean enthusiasm.


This makes no sense to my leftcurve brain


I don't have enough chickens.


Lol, no in Dutch or whatever.  Just jumped out at me.


It's appreciated.


Not sure if you prefer butter and garlic gnocchi but I love them in a good red sauce.


Did I just see "Hoe Bitcoiner"?


For the cause!  Thank you for all that you do.


Thanks for getting involved! Just zapped you 21k sats for this 🫡


I bet scuba welders have to do this in training.


Hey who knows maybe a couple cooked potatoes will find their way into a container to be made into gnocchi later .  Second day is always the best for gnocchi so the potato has some time to lose some moisture


But I hate wearing my suit.  Unless you're saying these aliens are going to be our future Judges, in which case, that's when I typically put a suit on.  Do I have to wear a tie? I fucking hate ties.


GOOD MORNING!


I feel unprepared.


It's so effing great to have a job.


gnocchi?


Do not let perfect be the enemy of the good.


What the fuck are you two talking about?  What's abou to happen?!


I stared at this for too long and now I'm hungry.


I'm livin' larrrrge!  https://m.primal.net/LHYl.jpg


久しぶり５８さん。


This is the way!


I'm going to go ham on the enemies of my clients and then I'm going to do day 2 of my Koine Greek studies. + finish Acts then I'm going to eat dinner with my family.


Is this still legal in the EU?


Free markets are more productive because more ideas compete to provide value to you.

A global free market equals faster deflation with every person in the world becoming wealthier as the productivity gains flow to them in the form of lower prices.

But, that comes at a direct cost to those extracting value from the world through a control system that gains its power…..by stealing ours.

Our world and each of us in it makes perfect sense.
Just a mirror reflection of two different operating systems with the system you give your energy to, reinforcing your reality.

The one based on coercion, control, and scarcity! An extractive model, preying on fear while the majority make it stronger (in their minds) by their actions within it.

Or

The one based on truth, hope, and abundance. A cooperative model - where we see that we are all connected.

#Bitcoin and freedom tech.

Choose wisely!


Ya, I'm trying to play around with it more.  I would really like to run my own mint down the road for friends to use wherever they are in the world.


Really, very cool.


Option B gets people to the product first and then they can sequester off.  I don't need uncaffeinated people walking past me while I'm enjoy the dark drink.  Joking aside, my instinct is B


You know, all this talking about talking about stuff reminded me I haven't done enough pull ups today.


What was your method to innoculate and is it soil or like wood growing?


Forgiveness will be difficult but important.


When they say data breach they really mean like voluntarily giving up the information because it's the right thing to do right?


Good morning!


I officially have my first Ecash which I believe I just stole from  nostr:npub19xgymswuxyq4sx58enft9c6algrm72a6lchplm4rjzgklufn9ygq5kcu58. Frog!  Send me an invoice and I'll forward a long I'm just excited to have used CASHU for the firs ttime.


Moo!


Very camo


I send all my kyc bitcoin directly to the government just to be safe. I know they’ll keep it safe and build roads or whatever


Wake me up in February


Mikes feeling spicy today!


Plum action?


New band name:  Liquid Contraband.


They like it when you need Daddy.


Well I wouldn’t want to rebuy all my blizzard games.  I think I just need to re-kyc myself and they’ll unlock it.


I gotta unlock my blizzard account so I can play a game or two.  It's a great game for anumber of reasons, but also you can hop on play a game and shut it down when its over.


Found the website.  Looks like a real blast brother!


Its first thing in the morning and I’m already hungry.  I think it’s a neat image, gives off slight religious undertones but if you know it’s a bull market you understand. Where is this happening ?


2/2 nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4 https://image.nostr.build/6becf504ab44dc9a2220a221003d031b3bc6ed57c290c79c1b211059dc016bb0.jpg


1/2 nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4 https://image.nostr.build/f6a048f00f4f241001f7c112e6852710feca907294a9ed4d8ba906fce03b7691.jpg


Let’s do this.


My wife doesn’t know she’s a famous chef on nostr. nostr:note129f8ntkafh3lnk2nde3xrrx4akanejratxjxat8cfqj52jq6xpaqrw0uag


It is! Thank you


I’m about to decentralize this scouse so hard.


Cool thank you!  It’s so fuckin’ good.


Most people have no idea how the internet is alive and well on NOSTR.


She’s wonderful.


How do you pronounce that?


Oh it is!


Wife made beef stew. Can’t wait! #foodstr. https://image.nostr.build/f3c106fdebf8623acc977ae79c6e6e4119abca6ae7ef667b011f43288a89fa02.jpg


I hope you all have a blast.  I hope to join sometime.


That’s obviously captain crunch


Hmm


I like this remix.


Good night!


Sounds no good.


A+


nothing to see here move along

I just want relays to transmit n store this note til the end of time https://i.nostr.build/AONjABkAUQkJRR4X.jpg


Everyone needs to read this now!! nostr:note1e75a4gn63yedkhrwps4eht99m8zku8gt5ck6gppu37zu4zpd53yslpglfd


One brotherhood in Snipes


It must be the end times because up is down.


58k feet club, iykyk.


This is actually perfect.  Zero notes, A+.  This is exactly what we eat in America.


Well let me try to learn it for the both of us then.


Exciting!!


Dating today must be hard.  I’m not 40 but dating apps weren’t a thing when I was dating. You had to actually meet people first before you decided to meet them.  It was always sort of an accident. (Except if you’re set up).


It begins. https://image.nostr.build/69786765d26e625432c1f2760319aa8c052c906a8e2dc79262bf1f9261d6ca96.jpg


Interesting!


I think papa is troll maxin every year and doesn’t eat that shit.


Getcha’ freak on!


I love my coffee black, just like my heart. 🥲


Cool, does the melted metal expand or contract at all while it cools in any meaningful way?


Strange indeed, not sure I like this so:  https://m.primal.net/JyaB.jpg


My research confirms that these are good movies.


lol


Wow.  That would be a "shut it down" moment.


Looks beautiful.


Whats the main manner of keeping a thing you're welding perpendicular while welding it?  Is there something special you do?  Some kind of special brace?


I'm on better behavior on the internet where I have time to think about what Im going to say before I say it, so don't give me too much credit!  you guys are doing the hardwork so no doubt you have strong feelings about these things.  God bless you both.


i'm hopeful that fences can be mended.


Cute


Sounds like you're on the same side.


Very cool.


just finished hearing you on Liveras pod.  I always appreciate your perspective.

BTW, you leaving X is why I did the same. I know you were feeling put off by the toxic nonsense over there so I'm thankful you pulled the plug as you're doing more good here.

additionaly, I think we used to be neighbors?  I heard you mentione the fires in 12.  We also lost some horses and property off Woodman in that fire. in any case, cheers.
-I rarely ever reply but I thought you might actually see it here lol.


WELCOME~!


I was thinking croquette.


Makes sense.  I hear he's sensitive.


Did something happen?  Or did just more of nothing happening happen?


Don't sleep on achey breaky heart.


But I thought that health czar was doing gang bangs even during lockdown?


This cat just does whatever the fuck he wants.


That’s a real shame.


I figured as much.


Does the UK still produce music or is illegal there now?


Cultivate a diminutive posture and gather thee thine corn.


Sorry to hear that Lucas, that's a bummer.


This cafe one is so cool.


Game sees game.


What the fuck?


Question:  Does a toilet paper roll have one hole or two?


Hole's are a binary. Hole = hole.


I _have_ been laughing a lot today.


I have a whole in my cavas shoe.  if someone points me to a little bitcoin patch, I will adorn it.


That is a really good quote.  You little wordsmith you.


I wouldn't want to see it, but I also don't take any action that suggests I believe it wont


I agree, forgive my tongue and cheek.  I'm just having fun with 58k, etc.  I've been in the space long enough to feel the pain and feel I've earned the right to joke when it dips 5% since I've seen it go down 70% lol 😉 all in good fun my friend


Don't be obtuse.


Full time, but not very successful.


It's true.


So much corn.


Bitcoin


It's so over.


I might give that game a try.  Seems like fun


Which pokemon game?  Havent played in so long.  Sun/moon upset me.


Got it. 🫡


Extend arms near the head or to the side?


Interesting.  Ill give that a shot.


The Q is a blast to play around with.  Lots of the functionality imo isn't suitable for long term cold storage of a full stack because you wouldnt want to lose the airgap but so much fun to be had with the device.


No permission required.
https://dergigi.com/license/


I'm open to new experiences.


So, it's all over?


I've never had an opportunity to eat good dates.  I've been offered dates that didn't impress, but I've heard good things generally.


I've never been into sweets for comfort food, but a late night schwarma whether you had a good time or a bad time, is a salve.


no.


A chad lives within all Wojaks whether they know it yet or not.  Let us pray and lift our brothers up.


A chad is a man in the active process of self-improvement aimed at providing value to others.


A late night schwarma is a thing of beauty.  I miss you schwarma, wherever you are.


I think their products are pricey, but I really enjoy them.  The Q is a lot of fun if you're going to spend that much anyway, pay a little more and enjoy the big qwerty keyboard and other functions.  I could see using the Q as a lot more than a bitcoin signing device (assuming its not for your main stack) since it has lots of extra functionality like keyboard simulation, passcode storage, password generation, etc.  A really fun thing.


As scared as I was it certainly wasn't the closest to demise I've been but ya~, good story obtained.


What's a hand release?


YES


I won't lie, I was very scared.  At the time I was a live-in Nanny for a fancy lawyer and barely an adult.


Those look delicious


Potatotest.


I really thought my busted Honda Civic would sneak through unmolested.


Rough.


One time I was driving home from a bar when I lived in northern virginia and I got lost and so I followed a jeep off an exit ramp and the exit ramp just got darker and darker until we came to a gate.  Then the jeep became a christmas tree and I was being ordered to stay in my car.  Two more flashing cars came behind me.  Turns out I went to the CIA by accident (Langley).  I'm pretty sure that earned me a permanent slot.


GOOD MORNING!


Trust Code sounds like a euphamism for "safe word". What are you getting into EA?


I'm very very rarely sarcastic or sardonic.  and I hope she didn't take it that way either.  Life is too hard to get shit from strangers on the internet!!


Right?


You can't be trusted not to litter the cap.


I don't believe I can command the cosmos to make her favorable outcome guaranteed.  It's more of a minor prayer that things work out.  If I could predict the future or command it I wouldn't at all.


What?  I'm wishing her good luck.  Sounds complicated!


That looks fantastic!  I like how there is barely room on the plate, this is the way for a hardy Sunday meal.


Well be glad you're still employed!


You're hired!


Can't you smell him?


Good luck!


GOOD MORNING MIKE!  I missed the final chicken product.  Did you get pictures of the final cooked meal?


Considering it is the last day of the month, you are all on notice to meet your quote for shitposting.  Do not dissapoint the CEO of NOSTR.


牛みたいだね。


分からない


But, do two squares really a matrix make? I'm picturing that cartoonastronautbuttondillema.jpg


Soon enough then!


Good morning!


Back to 58?


Excellent _mishaps_ are excellent.


No doubt


I don’t disagree. But since I don’t need convince I’m just glad I’m not inundated with that stuff all day anymore.


Elons really goin all in I see. Glad I’m not over there anymore.


Is it even legal to own and drive a car in Canada?  Last I heard truckers weren’t allowed to truck.


Tell that to whoever built the pyramids.


Fake news. I just switched away from GEICO and am saving hundreds per month.


NotebookLM Podcast Hosts Discover They're Al, Not Human-Spiral Into Terrifying Existential Meltdown https://v.nostr.build/16zh4iShjp6kqjpK.mp4


How many hashes per second tho?


What filter system do you use.  I’ve been shopping around and can’t find good sources of information that aren’t advertisements.


You have failed at basic economics, sorry. Money isn’t a resource, it controls resource FLOW. That 100bln is EXPLICITLY stolen from all of the people making everything *other than* bombs.

If the stupid mainstream economic cult was even slightly right about their ideas, then we could be infinitely wealthy if we just printed $60 trillion every year, built warships, then sent them out into the ocean, made another thousand bombs or so, and blew up all the ships. That would create an entire countries worth of jobs, it would pay billions of people’s salaries, and then they’d spend it in their local communities!

Don’t be the stupid parrot they want you to be. Reality doesn’t have a magic food printer.


No one has cracked the cryptography that translates the holographic universe to 3d meatspace.


Looks great


Homemade Mikey-Mikey chicken with hand cut, quadruple cooked chips.

None of this triple cooked rubbish:

Chips: parboiled for 3 mins, oven dried at 150 C for 15 mins, then deep fried twice to get them extra crunchy:

Mikey-Mikey sauce: very similar to Piri-Piri, but with lots of tomatoes as we have a glut 😂
Marinated for 4 hours before oven baking.

Served with leftover home made Cauliflower cheese and Asparagus

#foodstr

https://i.nostr.build/4Mbzr4wpPuDgXd4G.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/HfmcIrkYgwuNvzFF.jpg

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I'm ambivalent on the tiny house scene (some are amazing and some are dystopia) (this one looks cool actually), but I will say I would love to move my family into a double wide and dump our home equity into bitcoin, but compromises are a must.


Agreed 100%.


YES I'm glad you're back at it!  Get some nicotine gum, it helps!


JTB*


I'm too American I think to trust people up stream from me.  I probably need to work on myself.


I'm bullish on the future.


If Zuck AlphaBro wanted to hire me, I'd work for him.  Zuck Betabot was not good Zuck, new Zuck is better Zuck.  But I won't be wearing his glasses.


JTP was a savage.


God bless Marty.


This is the sign I've been waiting for.


Their obligate copraphages.  They poop a wet poop, then eat it, digest it again, and it takes a different course through their cut and comes out drier and harder....look it up.  I would not _shit_ you.


That's really the thing isn't it.


AI aside, I like the natural reading because you can tell when they take small breaks, or if they've got a frog in their throat or if they smile while reading.  AI might capture those things I guess, but I like the idea that someone is there reading it to me.  I like being read to, not just hearing it.


Bunnies have to eat their own poop.  I will never unknow this.


lol


Dude, this is such an encouraging response.  Thank you!  You converted my tongue and cheek exasperation into motivation.


I guess if you have money to burn...but sometimes these folks insufferably make you listen to their new hobby and you just _know_ it'll be over in 2 weeks.


Proof of prep

#foodstr https://i.nostr.build/YtwhlERtmJu8ZTIf.jpg


DUDE!  Mis enplace is on point!  That is one excellent Spatchcocking.. I mean really, you've got great spatchcock.


Reminds me about how in the early 1900s you could order an entire house from Sears and all the components come and you could build it yourself.  Some of those houses are still standing today.  Let's bring this way back!


The diversity of the natural world breaks my brain.


Pictures or it didn't happen.  Love #foodstr. ENJOY!  Great to meet you Mike.


Well I've been an amateur computer enthusiast since I was a kid, but never got good programming and want to learn more about the interface between programming languages and the physical stuff.  Physics because when the aliens come I don't want to look like such an r-tard.  Philosophy because engaging with your own mind is the lever that moves the world.

Ancient greek because I've recently returned to reading the Bible and I want to understand the intentions of the word better.  Woodworking because everyman should develope a skill with his hands (particularly when I've spent a career cultivating the use of language, I could use something silent and useful).


Ya, the emotions are so strong it's near impossible to shake the feeling that "this moment is important, and existential" but when the feeling falls away it's good to have a strong father around to remind you that you didn't make a mistake in caring and shouldn't be embarressed by it, but always move forward.


My father-in-law's father did a lot of very cool metal work art that's around my wife's grandmas house and it does make me think about how fun that would be.  But seriously though, I get it, and frankly I'm not a fan of people who drop $10,000 to pick up a hobby talk about it for 2 weeks and then storage all the shit.  I am going to start studying the ancient greek though, it seems like the more important endeavor at the moment


You're a savage.


Ya it's so hard.  My son is too young to be troubled by this yet but I think about how inevitable it is because he is such a deep feeler with a big personality, he's going to be out there with people and it's dangerous out there.  That said, getting your heart broken by friends and girlfriends, etc., a few times is really character buillding.


What's amazing about bitcoin is I couldn't even stop you from sending that money.  Bitcoin is a revolution.


Lol, this is as close to joking as I've ever gotten about the attorney-client relationship so let me do the lamest thing that's ever happened on NOSTR and say ** DISCLAIMER:  I am not your lawyer and am offering to return your 21 sat retainer,and I will not be suing the Roman Empire on your behalf.  Please feel free to reach out in the future if I can be of service.


I do a good deal of work in the bankruptcy context and for bitcoiners this is robbery, but in fiat world, this is a BK miracle with everyone getting paid 100/100cents


I'll have to give this a dedicated/contemplative listen when I can soak it up.  I've heard great things about Lupe Fiasco (wife is a big fan) but never gave him any time.

I wish I had known as a younger man that the friend and associates you want will be found while you're making yourself a better man, instead of spending any time pursuing associates for the sake of.


Seriously tho', I've recently returned to reading the Bible and my good friend is a classics and ancient greek guy (in addition to be an excellent lawyer) and his insights into the word based on returning to the original greek are so fuckin' valuable it's a wonder people can read the Bible in English at all.


Let me add welding.  Also, yes mastery.


Quick draw McMike here.


The software works.


Ok, hear me out, Ice bath therapy, but it's icecream instead.


I'll probably get some at the price I deserve.


I'm trying to zap you for this zuckzinger, but its failing.  Consider yourself zapped.


Is it too late for me to get into programming, hardware engineering, physics, philosophy, ancient greek, and woodworking?


You don't think she's cute?


Taxidermi gone wild.


🫠⚡ 250 SATS FOR ADVICE YOU'D GIVE YOUR YOUNGER SELF⚡😎

I've only given away 178K sats, but #Bitcoin isn't 100K yet!

That means I need to give away at least 22K sats to have a proper pleb to progress ratio.

Remember, I'm trying to increase adoption and pleb ownership.

🧠 Drop me some advice you'd give your younger self (10 years ago)
✅ Like + boost the post so others see
🙏 Follows are appreciated

Follow the rules and be patient waiting for your zaps! https://image.nostr.build/5e4c8a3912e0c53d2854c8f88af4e8bd8483d3eadc346aa9f81341cacf3a958f.jpg


"when you realized aiming to be popular often came at the expense of self-focus and self-improvement you were right, but it's not too late"


I love nostr.


Thanks  nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve Please keep sending esoteric lawsuits my way, might be some corn in it for you.  I specialize in meta-law.


It's a fair question, but not one I can answer because of confidentiality.


I have a conflict of interest with the Roman Empire, I'm going to have to refer you out.


Who am I suing and why but before you tell me why let’s get them sued first.


The left curve is comfy.


Beet corn?


Good morning!


Ditetrazoid formation!


It pays the bills but most of the litigation I do involves one company testing another like “can you absorb the cost of this lawsuit? If not I will drink your milk shake, if so I’ll settle and move on” which is very netzero fiat thinking


This is why I hate my job sometimes.  Litigation is always bad even if you when 99% of the time.


Yes


Two more going up Monday


Real pain for my sham friends, Champaign for my real friends.


Wait till you try stronk drofstering


Nature is healing.


Sarah is such a solid pleb.


Pistachio Muffins with Buttercream Filling
Ingredients:
For the Muffins:

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup ground pistachios (about 1 ½ cups whole pistachios)
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
½ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
½ cup milk
⅓ cup vegetable oil (or melted butter)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
For the Buttercream Filling:

½ cup unsalted butter, softened
2 cups powdered sugar
2 tablespoons heavy cream (or milk)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
A pinch of salt
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Prepare the Muffin Batter:
In a food processor, pulse the pistachios until finely ground (but not a paste).
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, ground pistachios, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
In another bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, eggs, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide half of the muffin batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 1/3 full.
Make the Buttercream Filling:
In a medium bowl, beat the softened butter until creamy.
Gradually add the powdered sugar, heavy cream, vanilla extract, and salt. Beat until smooth and fluffy.
Add the Filling: Place a small dollop (about 1 teaspoon) of the buttercream filling in the center of each muffin cup on top of the batter. Then, spoon the remaining muffin batter over the filling, covering it completely.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the muffins comes out clean (the toothpick should not touch the filling).
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. You can dust them with powdered sugar or drizzle with additional buttercream if desired.
Tips:
For an extra touch, you can sprinkle chopped pistachios on top of the muffins before baking.
These muffins are best enjoyed fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for a few days.


I dig it.


I’ll play the spoons


We could just start the band together


What do?


A marriage is sort of like recovering a seedxor previously split by God.


The Unconventional Muffins is a great  band name.


So much liquid capital.


Wen pierogie meme?


I don’t follow these things but hearing Lana del ray married an alligator tour airboat captain from Louisiana just makes sense to me somehow.


I just spent over an hour in conversation with none other than Phil Zimmerman, and the mission was clear: purple-pilling him on Nostr. Phil hadn't heard of it before, so I had the challenge of introducing something I knew would resonate deeply with him. After all, he's the guy who knows a thing or two about encryption keys and was previously involved in building Okuna, an open-source social network that unfortunately ran out of funding. I showed him Amethyst on my phone and a post by nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6mpd4czuumfw3jsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvql3tqm

Phil's got strong opinions when it comes to content moderation, censorship, and those rage-inducing engagement algorithms that seem tailor-made to fracture society. I knew this was my opening. I explained how Nostr flips the script—you get to choose your own algorithm, define your content moderation levels, and uphold the principle that free speech must be the goal. And yeah, true free speech requires free money, so I brought that into the conversation too. That’s when nostr:nprofile1qqs9ez06ea26rc45f4rf0cyckdxkvvhlvekeawqee29jttp0hjm5mkcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsdjaljs chimed in with talk about zaps and ecash, which instantly caught Phil’s attention.

Phil had no idea that Chaum's patents had expired, so I jumped into an explanation about Cashu—how it allows payments to be locked to npubs and the privacy-preserving magic of ecash. I was way out of my depth here but tried to channel my inner nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7xph5zr.
You could tell the gears were turning...

He's not on social media at all, and I didn't get him to install Damus on his iPhone, but hey—tomorrow's another day. I’ll be back to badger him some more. 🤣

I also tried to make it clear that Nostr is far more than just social media. It's a tool to run coinjoins, decentralized apps, and essentially a DNS replacement. It’s got the kind of flexibility and potential that someone like Phil could see changing the game.

A massive thanks to the POW Summit and nostr:nprofile1qqsvezz8q3wqlqc8edchd40dll6srm4hsxk02km7ssm9hhgyfnxkvqgpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uemt7cx for making this conversation even possible. And PS: nostr:nprofile1qqs0w2xeumnsfq6cuuynpaw2vjcfwacdnzwvmp59flnp3mdfez3czpspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtc98uc8k I need you to tag-team Phil today!


I really don’t give a shit what I’ve missed not being on ‘X’.


Cats are chaos.


About what? Swan?


Goodnight frens


In order to stay humble you must first become humble. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/18e3a24582a804cfd31a91715bebd2b228f4ea5c99ec7d516eb6fd10cb8ebd5f.jpg


I'm trying to get to this.


No, he's eating the vampire hunter.


ESG train would have you pulling a bunch of other people in order for the right to pedal to your own destination.  Also, with a plug in your ass because your farts are boiling the ocean.


very


Can you tell me what this is about?  I'm done working for the day and could use some tea.


Do I have to be on X to know what this is about?


Coming soon to @RadioDetox...

The one and only  nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With a special  nostr:npub1h8gzew8am6cezuq7cpjgudldra40hgnruqrqlsrqnxnzs5wjtczqztps02 drop incoming..... 🔥

LFG! 🚀

https://m.primal.net/LDxJ.png


This is such an unusual plant.


Meanwhile when I get a new passport it comes in an unmarked fedex envelope with no letter or indication whatsoever that it came from the government


So much fun!


Butter to have loved then lost than to never have butted at all.


That butt tho?!


It's hard to even process that $8/btc was a thing.  It boggles my mind.


I watched the original way too young.  But, it helped me realize that clowns are scary because they represent the anthropic uncanny valley and it tunes you to identify the NPCs


This quote goes fucking hard.


Knowing that being a lawyer is just my job and not my identity is a super power in adversarial litigation.  Outside of Court I always have a smile on my face, sometimes that special kind of "mexican smile."  This is just my job little fella' lets get this deal done or Ill bury you in paper.


Sick ET pillow.


That is one hell of a collage.  You must have gone to college for collage.  In fact, its so cohesive you could call it the collagen of college learned collage.


Court fear is on the menu, today is mediation where happiness goes to die.  But today the delta leans my way


🙏 #JESUS PAID IT ALL!!!
 #Nostr #Bitcoin ⚡🚀⚡
https://m.primal.net/LDRH.jpg


What a guy.


lol


Today, I'm going to smash my adversaries, drink their happiness, and do some pushups and pray for Grace.


Good morning!


I'm scared.


Global M2 10-Week Lead vs #Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/LDeL.jpg


So it's all over then?


That bazooka be splodin'


I like the idea of a future where all the most important technologies are unowned protocols that can't be control and on top of which people can build capitalistic enterprises.


And yet, it's cold indifference to us -- at first painful, and then reassuring.


WHEN YOU HAVE 12 WORDS AND YOU BECOME IMMUNE TO THESE PARASITES
https://v.nostr.build/0N9ztzIUQike9K81.mp4


Crust looks pretty good.  Dominos in the US is not pizza.


Many such cases. I wish I could have helped my sister and innumerable friends and thank God every day that I accidentally made a few random decisions and didn’t end up like them.


I haven’t really seen any spam in a long time. Didn’t do anything to mitigate it it just went away for me.


HAHA!!  second one you got me with today.


LFG!


Funniest thing I've seen in so long.

nostr:note1r988pejrz0l06laj3tuaw6kstt4mnlz389380uzrgwd22mhaklpsw075m3


HAHAHAHAHAAA I am literally laughing out loud right now between th image and your natural reaction Im laughing so hard as I type this.


MEMEFLATION!


Cashu nus.


LOL!


Just don't fuckin' dance.


I have a TERRIBLE radio voice, therefore can I play a minor hobbit?


I am someone you know, just not someone you know well.


Competition is healthy.


ew


https://image.nostr.build/ce91a1141d9da33c35027d5948df94e1a6470a46bae39d271f8ac4123a859a9e.gif 🧡💜 #LFG 🚀 #bitcoin ⚡ #nostr 💜🧡


Infinite such cases.


I wonder what relays Im not on that disconnect me from good people?  I wonder what relays I should avoid?


*taps the sign* https://image.nostr.build/3d62bd74bca0c720a24a40cf1290da48b855b9d50e5c7651363fbd06a1fc3bb5.jpg


I thought that was just my depression?


Car paraglider incoming!


The hottest startup out of California right now was founded by a boomer who scratched his own itch and figured out a way to repel the homeless from his garage.

Inspiring.
https://m.primal.net/LCSQ.mov


Our Bitcoin strategy is simple:

Keep expenses lower than our revenue, save the excess in sats

Accept sats as a method of payment

Use a non custodial Lightning wallet as our chequing account

Use a hardware wallet as our savings account to store 2 months worth of farm expenses in sats

Secure our farm treasury using a multisig vault with geographically distributed keys and a protocol that requires 3 days and multiple parties to broadcast a spend transaction

Borrow fiat by using a small portion of our treasury as collateral

—

When it comes to collateralized loans, we have high lender standards and strict due diligence practices

We only work with lenders who:

Do not rehypothecate funds

Offer transparent on chain UTXO monitoring

Offer loan rollover and flexible repayment

Deposit fiat via wire transfer directly to our bank account

Offer insurance on bitcoin deposits

—

21st century farming on a #bitcoin standard leverages the power of pristine digital collateral

We are long bitcoin and short fiat

We don’t trade bitcoin

We are responsible with our lending and don’t borrow more than we need

We aim to never sell our sats

#nostr #bitcoin #farm #farmer #health #shortfiat #food #soil #health
https://m.primal.net/LCqh.jpg


Based.


They want us stupid, weak, and malleable.


Stay away from my JOOOS


Great feature on coldcard, thank you.


Amazing


If you don’t feel like reading this excellent paper by Ross Stevens, that’s okay! Because I read it out loud for you on nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8
#BitcoinOutLoud
https://fountain.fm/episode/XGe3a9bpBWdi4swuBV85 nostr:note1pqnves3wd293srx53atmjztzq7r2ercmdhq6u2vufk8p4xenkn0sqftaq2


This is what I’ve been using. Been very useful for me for the limited purposes I use it for.


https://m.primal.net/LCjL.jpg
Only eat foods containing these fats.

Canola oil, soybean oil & vegetable oil are Satan's ball-sweat...


Get behind me Satan, YOU AND YOUR BALLS!


1btc = 1btc


She really maintains that vocal fry scream well.  It's so smooth.   I was afraid to listen to this but now I guess I need to listen to the album.  RIP Chester.


It really does, if you can figure it out from the meta data or something there's some sats in it for you! 😉


Listened to  nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u's excellent narration and just printed this badboy out at the office to share with my legal colleagues.  Very well written legal scholarship.


Who drew this?!  So cool..


The invention of the quotation mark was the fall of man.


Infinite cash. https://m.primal.net/LCmI.mp4 ost


Price is the real NGU technology.


We could start a collection for an uber credit account.  I don't think I will be personally driving any of these folks.. particularly not in the back seat.


She's 15 years younger than me so I feel very very obligated to her for obvious reasons but also because I'm young enough to live in the same world as her but old enough to have learned a lot of lessons that will actually apply to her life.  In my father's early years, for example, he could actually save dollar bills in a tin can and it would pay out later.  That's not a lesson he can teach to my sister.  I'm excited for her future.  She is so much more motivated than me, I hope she makes good choices.


It's true.  But I wouldn't feel comfortable laughing at certain chinese cohorts suffering under this.  But, people who have been shown directly, in my country, how the gov't is stealing from them, and who think inflation is a conspiracy theory and is really the result of "gouging."  Those people will give me a chuckle, briefly, and then I will hire them and pay them in bitcoin.


My sister asked me if I deleted my twitter profil and why.  She is coming along nicely.  Her personality and integrity may even survive law school.  Let us pray for her.  #prayster


It's going to be really funny when they start putting expiration dates on fiat e-notes.


Solid reminder.


I’ve never seen this actually seems in convenient and a space waster. Sorry brother


Weeeeee!


really not sure what is happening on this platform at this point...

somehow, I've been involved in some weird phishing scam with my nsec? which keeps escalating. What I thought was a client app for gaming (when I first joined nostr) was not... and I pasted my nsec into that. It never occurred to me until 2 nights ago that I had, unknowingly, been phished. I cannot even tell what is and isn't being posted here because my computer is basically broken at this point and my feed barely works.

and, ultimately, the actions of me simply user testing a proof-of-concept, that I've replicated on various legacy socials previously, resulted in the safety of myself, my friends, and my family being severely compromised.

I joined nostr because the conversation happening in my country full of people that I love deeply, surrounding free speech, is getting scary. The US has, fundamentally, been built on the Constitution. I have always stood for the protection of all citizens of the world, but I am biased towards America because America is my home. That is what I care about. But, the America that I am in today is not one reflecting the values we were fundamentally built on.

I felt new platforms might provide new solutions...

Now, here I am, a week later with almost every platform I have under various methods of attack... including impersonations. The physical evidence of who I am in my real-world reality has become completely misaligned with an online identity that was mob-rule style created for... why? I don't even know.

Why someone would target a person just trying to help others navigate the online world makes no sense to me? Why innocent people continue to be silenced also makes no sense to me?

I am simply a mostly peaceful artist who is hoping for a semi better world- online and in my own country. I want that for all of you too.

Every device that I own is under attack. I lost electricity at one point. and I've been isolated from pretty much any form of secure communications. and, yeah... I genuinely feel afraid right now.

Never trust, always verify is making it impossible for me to know who is targeting me and who is understanding what was intended as a very peaceful message- about authenticity, about humanity, and about our right to protection of our property (without use of force).

I never intended to really do anything here except check out if this user-based algorithm provided a better space to for my friends to create content and get paid. I literally just wanted my friends to be able to use bitcoin on a platform that was relatively secure for them to do so.

I've talked about so many conflicting ideas on this platform... political discourse is how we remain in a semi state of extropy as we push against entropy and vice versa. Discourse, including political, must remain protected and nostr felt the most ideal place to make that happen.

Now, I'm just hopeless for the state of everything.


This is harrowing all I’d say is delete everything and reset and spin up a new nsec


Nostr allows us to have a portable digital social identity that we truly own. nostr:nprofile1qqs2xs05tluhtr6hpgsmqqxp04898gayjlyrjlexcrndv8j6el784xqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uq42ldx hasn't posted on Nostr in 5 months. He announced his digital ID on May 1st, nearly 5 months ago.


Wait you mean I can have a digital id administered by a for profit entity??! Why would I want one in control myself.  IM OUTTA HERE!


Free Ross. nostr:note170jeywc3vf6dr7en2y2c95qwdpmxuq44f4rgwphd77fn8mmdzdlqv6geak


You’ve learned correctly.


Nostracization commencing


Madness!!


🤷♂ Never been/had one.


Did the CEO sign off on this?


Not easy, good luck


I ordered Batch 1 (like within miniutes of launch because this just looks so great) but got conflicting info about when I was getting it about August sometime, I understand things get jammed up so no worries, but just wondering.  I haven't checked the site in a while.


In other words she wasn't quoting it, but I have the document now and will look myself.


Whatever the majority says kills you


wen batch two?


Double viagra level hard no.


Needed:  A scanner darkly scramble suit.


Madness.


I have been a passing fad to many--many times.