The sauce is the thing to get right first, meat is always good really.  but here is my go to recipe + eggplant some meat I cut and paste this from an email so forgive i didn't proof read

Needed:
Fresh Parsley (flat not curly), Garlic, Basil,
Two cans of Crushed (not strained) tomato 1 small can of tomato puree ( I like Pomi brand or good SanMarzano tomatoes).
1 Yellow Onion (medium size)
Extra Virgin Olive Oil (make sure the oil is approved by an olive oil association, EU or NA).  I like California Brand.

baking POWDER (not soda)

Slice onions fairly thin but don't stress over it.  (cut onion in half and cut against the grain).
Simmer sliced onions in olive oil in a large sauce pot till translucent (DO NOT OVERCOOK (we are not trying to carmelize or brown in any way)
add very thinly sliced garlic (as thin as you have the patience to get it) and add to heat with onion.  Stir medium vigorously until you have a strong garlic smell and then take the pot off the heat.

add tomato puree can and return to heat and and mix about for 30-45 seconds or so until the puree is absorbing the oil and sizzling.
take off heat again

add crushed tomatoes plus 1/2 as much filter water.

add well chopped parsley (about two handfuls after chopping)

If you want to do short ribs, salt and pepper them before you do the sauce and set them aside.  Before you bring the sauce to boil, brown the short ribs lightly on all sides and set aside until the next step.

at this point gently place the short ribs in and bring to boil while stirring and immediately reduce heat to low (so that about 1 bubble comes up per second) *blub..blub..*

(if you want some spice add 1-2 de-leafed SERRANO pepper (do not cut or it will be deadly spicy) and let the pepper cook in the sauce.

This will add a little spice and then for those who want more spice can smash the pepper up on their plate before adding pasta or whatever) (this is what I do, but I'm Sicilian).

Stir every 10-20 minutes (make sure you are stirring up the bottom of the pot) covered, for 1.5-2 hours or so.

At this point you add the basil, use your hands to break it apart (no stems)

half a teaspoon of baking powder and stir it in, it will fizz.  (this reduces acidity).

salt and pepper to taste (very little salt)

allow to cook on low for another 20 minutes, remove from heat.  (best to let sit over night before using for eggplant parm).  apply sauce to other foods.  (for pizza sauce remove some red sauce and refrigerate overnight covered with cloth to let it dehydrate a little and then stir in dry oregano).

Egg plant parm (unbreaded)

Needed:
glass dish
Sauce (made previously)
2 small eggplants (small = sweeter)
white button mushrooms (to taste)
freshly grated Parmesan cheese (no jars of kraft with their cellulose fillers).

wash and cut mushrooms in halves or quarters (depending on size)
Slice eggplant into half inch circles (find a young/small eggplant which will have fewer seeds)
Dip quickly into shallow bowl of olive oil
arrange in glass pan for optimum space use
throw a few mushrooms around the pan
cover with sauce and sprinkle generously with parmesan
repeat in layers until full.

cover (foil works, but if foil poke holes) and cook at 350-375 for at least 40 minutes, use a fork to test tenderness of egg plant, they should offer no resistance to a poke
when all eggplant is tender eat the food.


I ate meatballs thursday.  Very decent ones.  They weren't mine, but they were good B-.


You as well!


🫶 GM


You might be on to something.  I'm going to buy carbon credits in the form of fat people.


Resting Czech face


The first Cashu NIPs have made it into the Nostr specifications!

Congrats to the devs 👏

* NIP-60 describes portable Cashu wallets that live inside nostr relays
* NIP-61 describes nutzaps, a new, instant way to zap users and events by posting ecash locked to their public key

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Make them say babbabooey


LFG

https://m.primal.net/LiQF.png


Airbtc.online just got another booking in El Salvador. LFG Plebs
#bitcoinonly
https://m.primal.net/KYco.jpg


No


Cucked and compromised


I membah


Viagra need not apply.


No more unjust wars.


That’s hard


Hard men make good times.


This is genius


We’ve entered the plata o plomo stage.


The regime propagandists in the legacy media know they no longer control the narrative and it terrifies them. nostr:note17tfpcey0cjm7ycsxw75evnqul3fk3wqf0wxj336jryzk9u2zzxrsqpwg7j


Joe Rogan is going to get more views on a single Trump interview than the entire legacy media combined gets in a month.


3 Hour Rogan Trump podcast drops tomorrow. https://v.nostr.build/PRwyDgCjE1evr0rO.mp4


Announcing the most watched podcast of all time. This Will break the Internet harder than a Kardashian ass


Has a ring to it. 😄 Okay I got a last one…

Bitcoin 😜


Samsies:  🫶


The winners of history have that privilege.


I figured it was the best emoji for the current discussion. This is now Pepe’s cloaca 🫶


It really is, totally replaced its memetic content


Wampump


I am Satoshi Nostromoto


I will now never see a heart when I see this emoji again 🫶


Orangebacks (not my best but I like it)


Ok, and the finance minister will be called the Exohashchequer


Sure can!


This is too fun:

Sovereigncome


Fun fact:  frogs cannot be assholes because they have a cloaca instead.


How dare you besmirch the jolly roger!


Elipticalnote


For the past three months I have been working for a master plumber I met at my local #Bitcoin meetup.

I asked him for a chance to learn from him and it's turned into a real opportunity to work and learn some hard skills.

My plan is to use this npub to journal some of what I have been learning.

I am The Plumber's Apprentice.


Shawshank that shit


Satmark


Bittyfarthing


Well, can't have one without the other!


But there will be Sense.  Lots of it.


Sats sounds like cents though


Hang in there brother gigi! FORWARD!


Trapper keeper or cryptkeeper?


Do you check for wrenches at the door?


nice


Impossibru


Giant alien coprolites.


Either way they will be buying lots more government debt and converting it to bitcoin like chads.


Gorgeous


I've taught one to do so.  It's about tongue placement and easy to teach.


the settlement will involve Tether buy 10x more treasuries.

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The way

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Thank you!


I might send a junior associate to buy an unlocked cell for me in cash. lol


Isn’t it the thought that counts?


lol. Ocean then!


Is that a specialized nut cruncher?


Is there a recommended signing extension for iOS or should I throw this phone into the ocean immediately?


Heyohhh!


Neat.  I've never seen a pecan in the shell.  So delicious!


**Security Update**

I've got some bad news for you guys. This morning, as I was adding error handling to flotilla, I discovered that Coracle has been sending user session objects to bugsnag when reporting errors.

Who is affected: Users who triggered an error in Coracle while signed in with their private key, since December 5th 2023.

What I've done:

- I immediately released a new version of Coracle, both to web and to zap.store
- I have deleted the affected apks from my releases
- I have deleted all my error data from bugsnag
- I have deleted my bugsnag project and rotated my api key, so lingering error reports will be dropped
- I have audited my code for use of the session object to ensure nothing else like this is happening

What you should do:

- If you're logged in with your private key, log out
- Hard refresh the page to ensure you have the latest version of Coracle

The bottom line is that if you signed in to Coracle with your private key, it has been shared with me and with bugsnag. In practical terms, your keys should still be secure, since they were sent over TLS, and have been deleted. But there is no guarantee I can offer that they are in fact gone.

I take my users' privacy seriously. My error reporting implementation doesn't record user IPs, it redacts identifying data, and it allows users to opt-out. I also warn the user when they attempt to enter an nsec into a text field. In this case, I simply screwed up, and I sincerely apologize. Reply to this note if you have any questions.


Why did Bitcoin go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "volatile" and had a lot of "block"ed emotions.


Allegedly.


Make America UKE Girl Again


Neat.  How about a private speakeasy-style back room called PrvKey, invite only?


Actually, fun fact when you lose wait you primarily lose it in the form of outbreath carbon.


ukelelelele hodlr


Is that still happening?  Probably not seeing it because Im not on youtube or twitter anymore.


Remember back when all the quirky girls were playing eukeleleleles?


You've got it!


1% > 0%


Looks good btw!


I'm going to try to get a bitcoin symbol laser etched on the surgical steel so when archeologists find my skeleton at the bottom of the ocean 1000 years from now they will know


archipelago dressing.


You know, I'm not a terribly vain person but it is something that I'm constantly thinking about when I'm talking to people.  Looking forward to being a default human again.


I do miss not accidentally spitting from time to time.


nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh  nostr:npub15dg963ct3r2mzgpdmnk4xtvyd82en9eq2t0v92fqvyve8jj6pesqleq7gf  nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n.  BitcoinVision crew, I had a great meeting this morning with a person that has a visually impaired son and whose family is deeply involved in a large vision-impaired-based charity.  They are encouraged by our interest in trying to build a braille interface for bitcoin sovereignty.  They understand its nascent but are totally willing to put me in front of people and to help build test groups and help build the tech where they can.  Onward!


Confession:  I failed to stack some stats and am getting a new tooth (lost one in a tortilla chip accident) and....invisalign for pure vanity purposes.  Forgive me.


Penny Arcade gets it:
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2024/10/25/let-them-eat-brands

#fiatfood


Those are big eggs


Can confirm, broke.


Done, GM


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The Void - Parkway Drive


Sexy bods aside the veneration of civil servants is so important.


I do like the idea of selling soap make of rich people’s lips suction back to them.


Good on you brother.


We're...so....early?


So is mine she’d get a kick out of this


What she said!


How can I get one!?


They sell those?


I was a latch key kid myself and got a taste of the old school. Back when communities policed themselves primarily.


I hope the nostalgia felt good


Looking forward to visiting my glorious name in the future.


I’m the least famous one


For all time shame.


Florida accepts productive refugees from tyranny


Feels good to be a part of history.


Next we meet brother.


Unlicensed Beer Purchaser.


I'll be going to Adopting Bitcoin El Salvador next month.  Tips, tricks from ES experienced Nostritches?  #asknostr


I fight them from within.


Will smith.gif lol


How dare you. She left the belly of the beast!


Did you orange pill a banker today anon? I did.


I mean, I voted, but that was free.  Even though freedom isn't free.  It's very confusing here.


Suckers


brilliant


Gimp masks.


If you turn the six upside down it's really a nine!


I'm trying to make it a reality.


i too am sick of these dirty cuck bucks.  Good luck!


When did being an insufferable person who intentionally avoids questions become an indicaiton of savvy, the MSM used to excoriate politicians for being this evasive and now it's par.


I had a dream two nights ago that there was a purple sunset on the horizon but people kept getting in my way to take a picture and then when I rose my camera up to. take the picture black clouds errupted from nowhere and concealed the the sky


In my mind I identify as a Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophite


I chose violence this morning.


Adobe is a shitcoin


Not even William.


Good morning!


No idols.


lol


Smell bath!


Which is all the more reason why we have to focus on our own people in our own craft and a room provision of value to the people in our circle and just outside of that circle


End game.


It’s a curse.


Maybe you’ll let me walk through some Sicilian cooking on it sometime!!  I’m sure my presence would launch you to great fame and success! Hahahahhaha


Soup box!?!!


America will be getting some Viking refugees I guess.


LFG


NYT best seller.


My pastries are _up here_!


Who's going to Adopting Bitcoin in ES?


That looks really great.  Giving it a longer time to rise and rest after light needing helps too


V4 tokens are now the default encoding in Minibits. Fallback to legacy V3 tokens is only in case of older ecash issued with non compatible keyset format.


The question is who has the resources to not be a target while the lawsuits play out.  Rough times potentially.


Voting is a form of Pascal’s wager.


Dude totally


And not just encourage but empower them
To do so by building a better prosperous world.


We have children we have to encourage them to start younger. It’s on us.


He lives to be 237 and dies by his own hand. Both hands.


Sharpshooters !


Jesus


同じだ


Its growth and change; or death.


I should have said government funded and licensed medical professionals.


People should be able to kill themselves if they want but having medical professionals helping you make that decision is in the top of my fuck the system list.


Absolutely.


That looks stellar. Look at those greedy fingers. Ready for it!


RFK Jr watching Trump serve fries cooked in seed oil 😂 #meme

https://image.nostr.build/ff165d5693ca2a3503d3b008988d422b75b4d663235ca83ac3da4606b30b5365.jpg


It’s like that rare piss I had that i sent to you down river by dumping it up stream.


Interesting I’ll check it out


I’ll check it out thanks.


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I prefer my anarchists a little fatter.


What Should I Call Myself ?

I currently hold just a few thousand sats, and I'm pondering my identity in the Bitcoin community. 🤔

Should I embrace the title of:
Bitcoiner
Satser
Zapper

#nostr #asknostr #zaps #zapathon #grownostr #plebchain


Be yourself


i'll check it out and give it some thought, it might not be worth responding to just this one thing but maybe I need to write something that will satisfy my defudder inclinations generally with citations to these dipshits and these dipshits:  https://researchdatabase.minneapolisfed.org/downloads/fj2362424


What's that one people use?  Highlighter or something like that?


This is probably _more_ than what's deserved, but holy crap as a lawyer I feel inclined to answer this piece of shit line by line.  "A limited, finite supply does not equate to scarcity." Read that sentence!!  This entire paper are sentences like that.


Has anyone written a response to this incredibly disingenious FUD article?  https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4985877


You know people do say when upset “I’m gonna give him a piece of my mind” so maybe you’re off the hook.


Piece of mind with fava beans.


Welcome!


uoUEEo+rcVtLGBKoWQXs+w==?iv=ldWIQqazoVYRHtjLpHuzHQ==


🫂fwiw


I was considering doing that as a way in but by then I met my wife and decided to make money instead.


Im so retarded the army wouldn’t have me. Literally applied to JAG three years in a row.  Captain told me he interviewed 80 people and only put forward three for a commission including me and I couldn’t get in.


This is interesting.


And I would, and appreciate that.  Have a blast, I'll keep it on my radar going forward.


It’s simple really

Study #Bitcoin

Transition your wealth to the honest ledger

Protect your private keys

Get healthy

Spend time with people you Love

Do things that bring you joy

Turn off the TV

Ignore the noise

Chill and enjoy life

Pass it on 🤙🏽

#nostr #bitcoin #health #hardmoney #simple #money
https://m.primal.net/Lecm.jpg


WE'RE ALL CHEATING ON THE FED

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I only edit when Im getting paid to.


I meant invented, sorry


Divest:  Defund the Monopoloy on Violence.


We'll hire them after the dust settles and pay them in bitcoin.


HE SAID PASTA!


I'ma justa havin a bit of funah!!


🫡   When I start something I like to give it a real try.  Maybe I can get some advice/traction from these folks.  ONWARD


GFY


Nice hot tube there.


No, it wasn't a good joke, it's not your fault.  I'm not funny.


If I can I will as always.


I'll need it, they have no idea its bitcoin related.  It'll be fun though, Ill pay for lunch.


Just stirrin' the pot!


Don't be an asshole like me and follow this artist.  A wise man one said that to be a Gentlemen is to never be rude by accident.  Ill do better next time, sorry  nostr:npub1cca4wrzmhe22sx4tgz9uhutuwugh25wxm5vxd035myjc4wwqwhusuglc5f

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Sorry I was trying to be funny.  That was mean and I should do better.


GM NODE!


*found.  Fixed it.


Wait till you taste my sauce.


 nostr:npub15dg963ct3r2mzgpdmnk4xtvyd82en9eq2t0v92fqvyve8jj6pesqleq7gf  nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n. fyi. meeting with the rep friday

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Paul Tudor Jones: All roads lead to inflation. I'm long gold, bitcoin, and commodities.

https://m.primal.net/Lean.mp4


I'm certainly in the math is discovered rather than the math is invested camp.


I'll wait till we meet in person and you have a mouth full of my sicilian meatballs to trigger you.


DUDE!!! WE"RE ON TO SOMETHING!


GM GENTS!


In case it catches on you mean?


Sometimes even with my eyes open I become aware there is so much more going on around me that I cant see and man is that a feeling to feel.


By the way beave. I’m meeting with a rep for a local vision impaired charity to talk about our idea.


This is fantastic. Thank you.


I hope I don’t have to blast any hallways!


Excellent. Information.  Ive shot guns my whole life but need to get non hunting equip and I’m planning to take a trip involving tactical training for fun and learning


Mine doesn’t have to be bullet proof.


I love this thought. The landscape of the numinous numeris


Also this is kind of just tongue-in-cheek but an interesting thought experiment


I agree with everything you’re saying here my thinking was a giant anonymous mint orgy at lasts 45 minutes and then I meant to shut down after everyone’s withdrawn but yeah trust would be required of course


Not everyone is living in the future yet and many people need to have fiat cash balances available in a pinch. Of course you could always sell your btc in such an event but then youd have tax consequences to deal with.  This is an excellent service for the interstitial period we're in before hyperbitcoinization.


Why am I just learning about TABCONF now?


nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en 3.8% interest on cash is a game changer.   nostr:npub139nl9yxvwayl60fr97m3zrq9md6x5v0uup344mkyuyg6mzlusyxs4zkwf4 is winning the future of finance.


ecash mint kyc jubilee wen?


I was considering looking athte Ford Lightning or whatever its called


It’s sad


Sounds good 🫡


did I not just say it?


Don't make you knives too sharp and don't keep your windows too clean.


Tomorrow?


Luckily pretend cat life avoids Toxoplasmosis which I'm pretty sure accounts for a lot of the stereotype.


It's nice to remember a day when famous women had normal faces.


Thank you


You know he did:  https://m.primal.net/LeUI.png


Until everyone has muted.


It's often said De gustibus non est disputandum, but I really just want one that doesn't look like its trying so hard.  The tech is great.  Even if it is a spy vehicle.  I just need one 1978 disel jeep and one non-hideous cyber truck and im good to go.


RDR was a lot of fun, I should start a new game.  Something about how cash/money works in that game is so satisfying.  Never played online.


I just want a cyber truck that looks like an F150 or a Toyota Hilux


I might need to get one of those.


Cool I’ll watch in a bit. Thank you.


With what finger does one push that button?


Welcome to your new life.


It’s not a moral judgement from me it’s just my opinion. I don’t hate on the owners I just don’t like vehicles that stand out so hard.  I like a more discrete style. I’m just sad that “under the hood” it’s so amazing but they don’t have one in my flavor


Haha.


To keep the bodies concealed.  Also if you retract its butt flap you can then see out them back window.  Like a pickup truck with a removable cap


What’s x? Is that the party drug?


I’m looking to buy a home defense rifle and shotty. What do the plebs recommend?  #asknostr


It’s a way of life


Don’t we all!? What’re you playing lately?


Zettelkasten


It’s a bummer that cybertruck is so hideous but is technically the best Tesla vehicle and permits pushing electricity back into your house as a backup battery.  Tesla needs to activate this on their other vehicles or make cybertruck less hideous.


I’m thinking of getting this just to take it with me wherever I go. I like the idea of not using wifi anywhere and just bringing my own satellite receiver.


Not him tho


Hear me out: a wallpaper that loooks like a repeating QR code but embedded within it are ecash tokens.


Public/personal service announcement


So am I


You know he owns bitcoin.


Why are they doing this discussion in English?  Also, who the fuck hears this and it makes sense at all let a lone believes it to state a fact?


Sometimes I hate who I used to be, but then I remember to forgive him.


It's funny how people still think the worst "rich" people are the ones that are just "hiding" assets somewhere.   If the only problem with the fiat system was that some people are lying about how much cash/assets they have and where, we'd live in a virtual utopia compared to reality.  Most people have no idea that possessing and storing assets is a neutral state of affairs and the real evil is hidden from them.  As a consequence, they will consent to more evil for their "protection" from "wicked" asset holders.


I love this one.


What color is it?


Yes! Good morning!


It is premium after all.


divest.


No one expects the rapping inquisition. It’s also quite early and I’ve been up for a while and have gone insane.


I apologize for this.


Touching grass with a touch of class, ain’t barefoot, cause I’m avoidin glass. Expensive taste leads to waste no time to wash, I’ve got coins to chase.


Bonus points for not showing me the guys face or naming him. So exhausted from yesterday no more please.


Sober take. Good shit.


WE DIVEST!


Getting after it!! 🤝


You guys too?  Last week or so it’s like my brain moved three times zones west


Dm info so I can check them out too.


This is why I’m chatting with strangers on NOSTR too much.


I found the button you were talking about.  Worked like a charm thanks.  Sometimes I just like to shoot nuts back and forth to myself because I just love this stuff.


I'll check it out thank you!


Solid writing.


When you recognize that early on in fetal development we are merely a tube, that is a mouth and a butthole, you learn a lot about people mostly that people never graduate from being merely a mouth with a butthole.


Tool - Sober is probably a good track for that process.


Life Lessons Based on Austrian Economics. 👇

	1.	Value is subjective: What’s valuable to you may not be for others. Learn to recognize what truly matters in your life.
	2.	Time is your scarcest resource: Every decision has an opportunity cost. Choose wisely where to invest your time and effort.
	3.	Central planning fails: Life is too complex to control everything. Trust decentralized processes—like your personal choices—to create order.
	4.	Save today for freedom tomorrow: Low time preference (valuing the future more than the present) allows you to build a freer, more prosperous future.
	5.	Markets reward value, not intentions: Good intentions don’t guarantee results. Focus on creating real value for others.
	6.	Inflation is a silent thief: Protect your purchasing power by investing in solid assets. Bitcoin fits well with these principles.
	7.	Trust voluntary cooperation: Individual freedom fosters innovation and prosperity. Imposed solutions are often less efficient than voluntary ones.

These lessons apply not only to economics but also to everyday life. What would you add to this list?


You know, I used to be pretty, but I could probably benefit from a face melt.


lol!


I wish I had access to all the cameras on the tollbooths here, he almost certainly passed under one fleeing.  If I thought the cops would bother, Id make a report but its pointless and I know better.


Nice haul, good boi, fresh meat.


The Bluebird will sing at dawn.


Whether I have anything to do with it or not, I'm sure.


We get the community we deserve, time to keep building.


Thank you Eryn.


It would likely be fruitless, I'm sure he's an illegal or an insolvent drunk, but that doesn't mean I won't inconvenience a man for good long while.


10:52 Moscow time seems appropriate.


I don't recognize a present bull run.


The anger is real.


Thank you. Me too.


Thanks Sarah.  Luckily she was close to downtown so I could come help calm her down. Poor woman she was really shaken up.  Hit her driver side while on the highway.


My wife was just sideswiped on the highway, hit and run.  She's physically fine Thank God, but her cars not looking so hot.  That said, dude left some paint... now... I have a certain set of skills and every blue chevy is now a potential enemy. ( I know Ill never find this guy but it feels good to have a new vendetta).


We're all just some guy/gal.


Nice.


100% seen enough of his face today.


Neither will I.


The choice is obvious.  Hardon would go well with my yellow tie with tiny viagra pills on it.


I've never been in a meme before.


Flerfer is an amazing word.


It’s the anthropocentrist undidn me that cannot recognize morning where the sun does not shine on humankind.


Not according to flat earthers.


The suns up so I can say gm now


That was my guess.


auspicious


Great idea, thanks.


The only conspiracy I can really get behind is the one that conspires in my favor across all of human experience.


Could have used an editor.


Respectfully, all entities are regulated.  The constraint of being is to have an extent which ends where your being terminates. We arae all regulated by the beginning of another thing - the boundary between yourself and the other.    If you want to diffuse homoegeonously throughtout the universe you might find some relief to your regulation there.  I have gone insane.


It's been a few years since I've read any fiction, but do I really need to read The Mandibles?  Other than disaster porn for bitcoiners is there anything in Ms. Shriver's writing that will make the masochistic excercise worth it?  #asknostr #mandibles


No worries and thanks!  I've been thinking about the security profile of text to voice versus braille but the primary goal of this project is to help visually impaired folks custody in a sovereign and independent way.  I'd love to hear from more folks from that community whenever possible if they come across your path.


Chaos!!


A Puzzle I can’t afford to piece together.


1 sb = 1 sb


No it’s still just me.


I thought I felt something in my remaining plum.


Best part is he seems to be wearing crocks and as far as I can tell this is not the wealthiest family in the world. The future is bright if you keep it close.


Don't worry, small text is he's a "trained professional"


Everything for the children.  This little Chad is after it.  Love this.


... I hated this.  Sorry to all involved.  Might as well put the egg in some lighter fluid and light it on fire.  Want a side of foam shavings with that?!


I don't think it would work without you!


My wife's family lives in the NYC area so we get up there from time to time.  Great Food!


The deviance.


Sounds great!


Im sure the internet has a definitive answer, Im not an expert in this shit, I just know that when I can long term I use a pressure cooker and go hard.  But I'm probably just being overly cautious


On the move and read it quick and its been a while but I think it missed "who was there celebrating the installation of a giant sign board we had built for the Sandcastle"  Otherwise sounded good to me, but Im not native speaker


Sorry I don't mean to fuck with you.  But I mentioned it because I felt like I had to.  It may be the boiling is fine so long as its for long enough so the spores are deactivated.


It's all I want to do.


I'm building this practice out now, slowly, and without advertising.   It has to be word of mouth because it's better that way, but I am in the process of building this into my practice right now.


Your secrets in my head are safer than your secrets in your head - from a legal perspective.  This is not even an exagerration.


TBD.


I grew up in a house with an alcoholic and totally get it.


The only thing that's especially good about being a lawyer is the inordinate amount of protection I (and my clients) get for the secrets I keep.  Everything else in the practice of law is so badly broken, but very little can pierce the attorney-client privilege once properly established in my Country.


Sorry, it was tongue and cheek, I drink myself.  The bee speaks, I shall also provide booze.


And then what?  I've got friends coming in from _way_ out of town and I want the decor to be appropriate.  Asteroid apocolypse or dawning of a new age of prosperity?


I'm not sure boiling is sufficient for botulism.  You might want to check on that.  A small pressure cooker would be sufficient but I think to protect against botulism you need higher temperatures.


What Canning process do you use?


but mah DeAtH pAnElS


Since I don't want to invite strangers into my home, but I want to cook for people, I might start hosting Orlando-based bitcoin dinner picnics at public parks where you show up and I feed you but BYOB because GFY you drunks.


A question for the ages.


That said,  if you're at the center of everything you technically have them all surrounded.


I think I might just invite people over for dinner more, that might scratch the itch to cook for people.  That's all I want.


If I thought it was economically viable, I would love to start a small resturaunt walk up 3 menu items, meatballs, penne  pasta, bread from the local place whatever, take home pints of sauce (spicy option available for Sicilians), Friday Special (whatever it is--gone when it sells out).


Always happy to meet in the Orlando area or when I travel for work.  The best part of meeting strangers is either it works out and now we're friends or it doesn't and we never have to think about eachother again!  WIN WIN!


Word.


lol


That said, this is an amazing photo op.


At my house, this is what I use.  The fries are life changing.   Everyday I learn how much they stole from us.


This is great!  Such important time.


I’ve had 95% of my interesting conversations on this open-source decentralized platform in the last few months I need to skew this ratio back to Meet space.


GA node!


Sorry to hear that brother. Feel better and thanks for the momento mori


Came ehre to say this, this is going to get _out of hand_


Interesting. https://image.nostr.build/31d4b42ff6f18c10fbeabb60728bd538e61c6fb72ac9534db48bab4f7f6a9efb.jpg  nostr:note1nlh0l5c6hw0gmnrmjsvmawqhmk06qg6cz36zjtda983r0dsrwa4sku8a0v


I finished the project, Im going to go home before my son wakes up from his nap so I can take him to the park.  I'm filthy enough now


Isn't buying bitcoin the easy way to short the whole system at once?


So beautiful, thank you for sharing  nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n

nostr:note1xwaz5f3r8p4f5uhm789m855avq0f3y2q3t93pqjgnsqymcq8sa2q3x5unv


I hope inf stands for infinite


bookmarking all these examples


Ive actually got to whack at this fiat mine now finally, but Beave, maybe we can get in a spaces and talk about how to move this project forward sometime.  It'd be fun to learn but I'd also work on fundraising and contributing myself.  Id really like to see this project get in the hands of some vision impaired bitcoiners.   nostr:npub15dg963ct3r2mzgpdmnk4xtvyd82en9eq2t0v92fqvyve8jj6pesqleq7gf why do I vaguely remember you posting something about vision impairment?  If that's the case, I'd love to hear from you on this


🫂 I don't know you but I believe God will direct my prayers precisely.  Good luck brother!


I'm going to ahve to mute translator bot, lol.  I hate that I am so ignorant to electronics/programming because I want to work on this right now.


Got it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXi1tG78AW4

This is it. This is how we can build a system. Almost all the work is done. The hard part is the connectivity with software.


Ok, and there is no way this guy isn't a bitcoiner, am I right?  I've gotten zero fiat work done this morning because this has me so fuckin' excited.


*not a charity is what I meant


This gave me a laugh, thank you.


The best part was that the company was for profit.  It was a proud thing for me to say 1) we're doing doing charity we're filling a need, these people kick your employees asses, put them to work; and 2) we're trying to put ourselves out of business here because really this company shouldn't have to exist.


Ok this is damn cool.


But a part of me feels like this is progress of a sort.


That's a beautiful thing, thank you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3HgWT_Ya9E

Welp...

Why make something when it already exist?


Now just need to figure out how to interface it with an airgapped signing, prvpub key pair creating device.


I really appriciate that the pictures were audio described when I went to upload a picutre. It appears that this feature at least is voicover campatible. way to go Damus.


Thank you Daniel.  I used to work for a company that would place people with disabilities in real jobs but unfortunately that was before my bitcoin days, but there must be some way to find the overlap again.  I would love to hear their thoughts on this kind of project.


I look forward to the day where I've collected up my bitcoin frens and family and go strict nuts and bolts myself and spend less time on this thing.  I wouldn't bother him now, I dont have a damn clue what Im doing but with people like  nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh around, maybe we can get the conversation going?!


It would be good if there are any blind or people with low vision bitcoiners out there we could talk to about form factor and just hear them out.


There's a part of me that wonders if you couldn't implement the braille using something like Lego Technic, lol, but now Im just thinking outloud


 nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n

nostr:note15vtpenwze3cjvss8qeszxddst4vsken29gt4lgypyruru2geqt8sc3qtl3


I'm pretty sure the entire list only requires the first four characters of a given word.  A  nostr:npub17tyke9lkgxd98ruyeul6wt3pj3s9uxzgp9hxu5tsenjmweue6sqq4y3mgl - style open source implementation that you can build and print would be fucking cool.


This gave me chills.  I would love to help build a device that could put sovereign stacks in the hands of the blind.  I lean toward braille rather than text to voice because its more secure from my perspective in terms of being overheard but we're still at the stage where people can self-custody and the blind shouldnt be left behind  nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh.


This could be a real blast and with BIP39, there's no good reason it shouldn't exist.


I lived between Chiba and Tokyo in a place called Higashifunabashi.  My best experience there was working at an elementary school a few days a week.  One day we spent the entire day cleaning the rooftop pool.  Little kids were slipping and falling all over the slimy much we scraped off but it was fun to watch 8 year olds work hard to make their space nice and tidy.  I went on to be a nanny for a few years before law school.  Those kids are now a doctor and registered nurse, really makes me proud.  Children are the future.


Thanks Beave


I'm sorry but the UK is a failed state.


Neat company!  I'm currently thinking through ways to allow the blind and very hard of seeing to use digital braille outputs in order to self-custody in a sovereign independent manner.  But I dont have the chops, but would love to put people together to work on that problem


I have a degree in Japanese and spent some time there having squandered my undergraduate education I had to scramble to get a degree and because I had studied Japanese through out I was able to throw the degree together with some advanced courses in Japan.


Mother of invention is government intervention.


Ya, thats about right.  hahaha.  basu gasu bakuhatsu busou basu gaido


On the other hand, recycling is important.


Waste of an S9


Is it legal to tape two .38s together and fabricate a dual trigger pull lever mechanism?


Here is my favorite japanese tongue twister:  バスガス爆発武装バスガイド


バツ。


It's true, they will have to kill me.


Just did.


69 today but 58 forever.


I hope it works out.  We're building the future!


I'll pay it forward!


Enjoy your time brother.  Enjoy your family.


Holy crap.  Nice!


Obviously some people are just smarter than other people, but I do think you can cultivate spacial reasoning by literally just thinking (i.e. playing) in 3d space with physical objects.


Thanks J


It's often good advice to stop "Trying to be smart" and just be a person in the world giving value to others and stack what you can.


I firmly believe the problem with math education is they move to rapidly from physicaly reality (1 stick + 1 stick = 2 sticks) to abstraction.  A^2 + B^2 = C^2.  If they would teach, for example, the pythagorean theorum but showing you how the squares outside the triangle add up, kids would have a much easier time learning the abstracted algrebra behind it.  It's a sin they steal geometry from our children.


I don't know this guy personally, but I do love him.


Buying all the way down to 16, people were definitely getting concerned for my mental health.  It's like when people start giving their shit away you think they are gonna take the quick way out.  OPPOSITE!


Sometimes I wish I had gotten in earlier, but I would have had lettuce hands probably because I wasn't thinking long term.  Getting in 2019 was the best thing to happen to me and for my family.


I have the capacity to be incredibly serious and incredibly silly.


Wen Ghost Pottery for bitcoin?


When you reprice your life in bitcoin you earn purchasing power off the of the increased productivity of the entirety of humanity without stealing from anyone  nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe


GM Folks!


Also, thank you!


Civilization thrives on networks of people.  I heard once, I wish I could remember the quote, but it's something like one of the most beneficial things you can do isbring two people together who can build something new and good together.


Mike can you hit Joss for me too, he asked me to reach out on LinkedIn but im not there but had a presentation he was willing to share with me that I might be able to Orange pill this investment banker finally.


What did I just watch?  What does he _do_ all day?  That looks like am apartment so I'm assuming he's not using his short life to build a pyramid in the back yard.


I take methylated folate and b12 as coblamin daily.


Where do you order from?


That’s the second best video I’ve ever watched.


But who will enforce that trademark when the state is impoverished by our divestiture


She’s going to need it. What a way to become quickly famous. I hope she’s handling it as well internally as she seems to be.


                        🌊 SURF 'N TURF 🏝
                        -THE ISLAND LIFE-
     NOSTR PRIMAL 💜🧡❤ GROW NOSTR
              APOCALYPSE ANONYMOUS by
                     ATOSHI ANARKOMOTO

The Silver Lyre of Ur, dating back approximately 4000 years to the First Dynasty of Ur (2600-2400 BC), is one of the most remarkable musical artifacts from ancient Mesopotamia.

Discovered in 1929 by a team of archaeologists led by Sir Leonard Woolley during excavations at the royal cemetery in the ancient city of Ur, the lyres were found in a royal tomb, indicating their ceremonial significance. Despite the deterioration of the wooden components over millennia, the lyres covered with a thick silver coating retained their shapes, allowing modern researchers to study their construction and use.

One of the silver lyres measures 97 centimeters in length and 110 centimeters in height, featuring a bull's head adorned with lapis lazuli eyes and shells. This decorative element exemplifies the luxurious craftsmanship of the Sumerians and underscores the instrument's ceremonial importance.

 Alongside the silver lyres, other instruments such as the Golden Harp of Ur and the "Queen's Lyre," found in Queen Puabi's tomb, were also discovered, all richly decorated with precious materials like gold, lapis lazuli, and shells, highlighting the advanced metalworking skills of the Sumerians.

Music held a vital role in Sumerian society, integral to celebrations, religious ceremonies, and possibly royal events. Although the original organic strings did not survive, modern reconstructions of the lyres allow us to appreciate their musical potential.

Today, these instruments, including replicas and parts of the originals, are displayed in museums like the British Museum, offering insights into the artistic achievements and cultural heritage of ancient Mesopotamia.

 The Silver Lyre of Ur stands as a testament to the sophisticated artistry and the significant role of music in Sumerian culture.

        Credits Goes to the respective
                    Author ✍/ Photographer📸
                                    🐇 🕳
#Bitcoin #Satoshis #Freedom #Apocalypse          #Music   #Movies #Philosophy  #Literature
              #Grownostr #Stoicism #Nature

https://m.primal.net/LbwH.jpg


GM!


I had a dream last night I was at some large compound in a densely forested mountain. I jumped over a little ravine to meet up with some folks.  It was a long way down. At that moment I startled a flock of gray birds. I put my hand out to see if one would land and she did. But they weren’t birds they were large nosed gnomish flying creatures. This one used its hard long nose to nuzzle my face. Then it insisted on biting my finger revealing rows of thin sharp teeth. The biting didn’t hurt at all but left my finger bloody.  That night I understood I would need to sleep somewhere with locking doors to avoid being exsanguinated by these little creatures.


In the same way that you don't need to be a mechanic or race car driver to learn some basic skills to drive and maintain your car...

You are required to learn some basic essential computer skills to resist the government's will to monitor and control your family's ability to spend or save money.

I first Xweeted thisin my dream just now, I'm not joking - I think Bitcoin 24/7.

Another way to put it...

If you drive a luxury car, or an antique car (basically analogous to all of us who are the earliest Bitcoiners),

rather than driving a bomb (analogous to the Bitcoiners coming later),

then, your car deserves for you to take more of an interest in it to protect it.

Don't let Ferris drive it!

Nor Armstrong and CZ...

https://m.primal.net/Lbvi.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Lbvo.jpg


Is this a boob joke?


What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that I have acquired over a very long career… https://image.nostr.build/0585ce91c4fedd371767778f3f8b6518182fe68e715433780e1ad18036b439fb.jpg


Wow I wish I had heard about this earlier. Looks like a blast. I’ll have to attend next time.


Introducing: AlgoRelay

Build your own nostr algorithm!
https://i.nostr.build/XPRvfXEpnW3C37k3.jpg

AlgoRelay is the first nostr native relay capable of serving personalized, algorithmic feeds without the use of external or proprietary APIs or DVMs.

It prioritizes surfacing content from the people you care about, based on your personal interactions.

For new users, it solves the "who should I follow?" problem by surfacing popular content in a global feed with our best content.

Clients can easily add personalized feeds by  displaying notes from a single relay, using the same REQ parameters we're already using - simply perform an auth handshake.

Coracle is the first client to implement it, you can see it in action here:
https://coracle.social/relays/wss%3A%2F%2Falgo.utxo.one%2F

Don't like the way my relay is surfacing content? You can easily adjust the weightings in your own relay by changing a few numbers - no coding required!

I look forward to seeing a blossoming market of algorithmic relays putting choice back in the user's hands. This is a big step forward for nostr, giving the masses what they want using open source, transparent algorithms.

This relay is released under an MIT license, feel free to use it however you see fit.

To run your own relay, get started here:
https://github.com/bitvora/algo-relay


Thought about you UTXO cause a guy at this Starbucks looks like your PFP


Hear me out: NOSTR based decentralized community Zettelkasten for idea aggregation and development. Like a wiki only a network of interconnected ideas.  #asknostr nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


For real. Guaranteed tear.


That cover of where did you sleep last night gets me. In the paaaihnzz in the paaiihnz!


Same


Nice


You've inspired me to start a batch this weekend.  I think Ill do one with Jalapeno (since I dont have access to hatch man I miss living in Texas) and one will be plain.


Queue the sitcom music.


Neat!


Off to fight king koopa!


Good morning! Have a blast!


I hate the idea of someone drilling into my skull but I guess I have to to be pretty.


I’m getting a tooth installed.


You were raised well god bless you.


🫂 yes


The only correct response.


Neat.  Maybe Ill get a beaver tail stamped copy when it's ready?


Makes me sad.  Getting that damn shot is like one of two regrets I have in my short and hopefully longer life.


That's my guess, but these are young people and its a worrying anecdotal trend


All things are potential vessels for icecream.


Luckily they just need to drink the public water.


faffle cones? for icecream?


Icecream


I've encountered four young women in the last year that have nephrologists.  Wtf is going on?


The Omega Ruler prevails.


I've never heard of this dinner before but is it supposed to be a roast because those were bangers.


What's it about?!


Scrotus understands 58 infinity


I wouldnt be allowed to let you read unfinished product, but I will tell you that every important brief I write is definitely read by a second person.  It's amazing how your brainw will in gaps, sometimes Ill read a brief sentence by sentence backwards to prevent mindgapfilling


Wanna read one of my legal briefs?


Time will tell, in the meantime we build the other world together.


Just saw the end of this message, I don't have linkedin but happy to hear an alternative manner to connect


I'm just amazed the government hasn't spent $1B building out a hardware platform that companies are required to use to scan all cash used to track seriel numbers on the bills and kyc all customers.


Is anyone even trying to figure out the damages?  I'd doubt it because that would liquidate the breached-parties potential liability.  They probably like that this number is unknown, I am sure its enormous.


lol, "sweaty efforts"

nostr:note1e4gv92gf6k3p3kluca7jc9l2sxkrmp675y75n7a74a0xzgp7fkxqekk8gd


I agree with this quote in all but its passive voice.


Good idea


That would be great hit me up on 0xChat


GM GFY


One of his ya. Check matey or something on X his website is great.


lol most bankers should work for Mickey Ds


#asknostr nostr:note1ct9csuwzgutmh7f8ajtmdxakkvcqsjfpjyd7f656rr2q27yqltrqlx7e24


I like to end with CAGR


He’s a friend so memes are good but serious shit is good too. I’m thinking of showing him the MVRV charts on checkonchain.com


BITCOIN - OPEN PROTOCOL FOR MONEY

LIGHTNING - OPEN PROTOCOL FOR BATCHED BITCOIN PAYMENTS

ECASH - OPEN PROTOCOL FOR BITCOIN BANKS

NOSTR - OPEN PROTOCOL FOR COMMUNICATION


Meeting with a senior VP at a major investment bank in a week or so. Send me your best bitcoin infographics charts I can show h.


I like your style.


This is such a fantastic aphorism.


Wake me up at 11:49 Moscow time.


I woulda been scanning everyone’s faces for a twinkle of recognition and made that person my new friend


WORLD PREMIERE: ✨ A Bitcoin Bash & Corrupted Cash ✨

Watch the new Bitcoin episode NOW! Featuring Max Keiser, nostr:npub1pq2ll9l7qdmxsfqyrd5w9gul8c7ftqy9yepcqvc8a2l2ys9zhd6sk42rew , nostr:npub18p63njhaxftx3m8luk2h0umj8p3cmfx09kv9hqhext7gr5ea585qsc0k8k , nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 , nostr:npub1ahxjq4v0zlvexf7cg8j9stumqp3nrtzqzzqxa7szpmcdgqrcumdq0h5ech, nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak  , and nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx !

https://v.nostr.build/Ft5TPa1w8CubymR5.mp4


Good morning!


They'll be fine. https://m.primal.net/LZsi.png


Drip Drop Shift Stop, back it up don't hit that cop.


Which is why I am where I am as well.


Solder soldier senility.


I wouldn't want to be any further south than here, but that's fair.  I actually miss the cold hilly landscape of the north where I grew up.


I don't think I've ever seen this meme with the bum exposed.


Well my neighbors across the street are moving out, you could be my new neighbor!?


I've been pretty good at snapping them up, but I've heard I appreciate that.  I just like to see how fast they get snagged.  It's never signfiicant amounts.  I just love this shit so much and have no meatspace friends I can throw QR codes under office doors or something. I'm slowly getting my firm on board and am planning a QR code easter egg hunt.


It's one of my many struggles.  I'm still so happy about your incoming child.  I think about it everytime I see you PFP.  I hope you found your dream house and are getting it all ready.   As a new father myself, by all means, don't be shy to reach out to confess your shame and pain and struggles, its a steep learning curve but amazing so amazing.


UNSTOPPABLE FROG FRENS!


It's one of the best movies, but it is so painful to watch and sad.  You might want to watch with someone you can hug (and have icecream ready).


Devastating to watch!  🫂


Hard to put into practice, but so right.


This is beautiful.


Requiem for a Dream was the leading indicator of the end of this era


good morning!


What an era.


It’s so overwhelmingly obvious


My
Phone was hacked


Who dis new phone.


TwanoNqGOSHzjCoc+EMQnw==?iv=Acux/JYypJeRNxzymNLGnQ==


Fwiw their merely shifting entropy in their brains into your informational system while their brains become more and more organized. I see my son deploy his entropy all day while
Growing stronger and more organized. So today i lifted heavy for his Byzantine attack on my house in 20 years


Heating with miners makes more sense than the space heaters the paralegals use so I’ve taken measures


Zettlekasten


Seek ye gift wrapped dms nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48zy6xp4n9xu5uqrwvx9km54qaqkkxn72


I want to build a machine that separates yolks from whites and slowly mixes and warms the yokes into a dippy fondue pool i can dunk bread in


You know…. I don’t actively seek out such gifs but after reading that I’m reminded of the delightful pairing of salt and watermelon. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and tastes.


I like it sir!  🫡


What did I just READ?!


Sometimes you just have to get things off your chest.


Whats your jurisdiction (if you want to say).  oxchat if youd rather keep it sneaky secret.


Can confirm.


Sundried limpet triscuit spread.


You might be on to something.


Thank you


I do sometimes miss my 250,000 honeypot bot followers from twitter.


I wish I was able to monetize my brilliance, but I'm cursed to give it away for free.


I don't know but it's probably called "beekeeper" or something.


In truth, even if they did, we would all just sell and buy that.  That's just how this all works.


"I like what you've done with the place."


Worked for me.


Solid take. 🫡


So if he's self represented, and Jack hires his lawyers, are the Courts of the UK still intact enough to deal with this appropriately or did Craig just have a short position in affected stocks hoping to eek out a little butter before this is dismissed?


Sweet


Beautiful countryside from what I can see from the listings!


Burn.


Sure, but fun comes at a cost fren! 😉


I love a lot of these npubs but my feed is getting clogged up by platitude meme-spam.  I hate to mute but it's too much to scroll through sometimes.


But still, Cashu Mints are a blast!


There's a scene involving a wicker chair that I cannot unsee.


The information input fields kept getting gobbled up by UI issues so I couldn't sign up and gave up.


ALL IN ON DOGE!


This makes me want to roll two dozen meatballs and eat them in the nude in my yard as the sun rises.


Because Donors gotta _get theirs!_


sad


Wow some of these properties are really beautiful.  This area must have some kind of problem for these prices but I dont know shit about UK real estate.  https://www.christianlewisproperty.co.uk/


A very good friend of mine is an English professor in #Japan.

She’s been teaching lessons on #Bitcoin and leading with the human rights angle.

Below are some of her slides.

This is the way.

#btc #humanrights #freedomtech nostr:npub17xvf49kht23cddxgw92rvfktkd3vqvjgkgsdexh9847wl0927tqsrhc9as nostr:npub1xawvry4psemjcx9vxak0zpy9hd90r6mshujskydl0t7rygwqfhksf3ayf9

https://i.nostr.build/0DZxPNOwBl19kOlu.jpg


Mine will be launched into the son with my body as has been pre-arranged.


Let us pray for a child with the power of Ditto and the cunning of MewTwo


Just because I accidentally ordered two lobster tails doesn't mean one should go to waste, and btw, have I told you about this 400 page bill I was just doodling on some napkins and would love for you to endorse?


BigMac Index never lies.


bazooka.


This is fun.


I'm excited to share an experiment I've been working on: a solar-powered, self-hosted website running on a Raspberry Pi. The goal was to use the smallest, most energy-efficient setup possible, even if it means the website goes offline sometimes. Yes, this site may go down on cloudy or cold days. But don't worry! When the sun comes out, the website will be back up, powered by sunshine. https://dri.es/my-solar-powered-and-self-hosted-website


I knew I should never brought my personal shit to the internet. Now I’m that guy this is staying poor because he wanted to see.


Only one in cold storage.


Good morning!


This is why monogamy is superior.


Not our roads at least.


Smashing with a hammer is fun though. And gifting a little tube of wealth is too.


Downward erection correction.


I do not.


They were a monocle for three days until the latest fix.


I hadn’t thought of that. 🤔


They predate my est. block height, forgive me.


I've been fixing my glasses with pliers and bent paperclips, am i stacking hard enough?


No but I sure can accidentally spit!


incisor*


I recently lost a vestigial child canine tooth to a tortilla accident and still can't go straight toof to icewater


That part where you go into the mirror be wild.


I'm a two off reply guy.  First where I failed to be funny and second where I get mad no one laughed.


Pivo reminded me of when I tried to learn some Bosnian while living in Sarajevo.  Slavic languages go hard.


I needed this laugh, thank you.


You cannot be told what the matrix is.


1) how wasn't I following this.  2) 58k gang.  3) do you do tattoo art comissions?


Once time I got thrown during judo practice so hard while blinded by my own gi that I swear I felt my sternum touch my spine.  I was out of breath for so long.  If it wasn't padded flor, def ded. me ded.  I miss those days


And it helps motivate you to focus on local elections which, here, can matter so so much more sometimes.


It's honest work.


Chimkins has me cracking yp.


aliens.jpeg

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So _thats_ what a turnbuckle!  Time to tighten this ol' house down!


I mean name names or don't but don't ask me to try to figure out what your thinking.  If your position is:  if I've heard about a hww I should distrust it, then that's stupid even if you have a good reason and might be right I won't accept it in that way because you won't explain yourself


Which ones do you have this opinion about and why?  Probably worth knowing!


GM.

I'm bullish on bitcoin, and I think a lot of people overthink it.

One of my favorite metrics is the market value vs realized value ratio. The realized value is basically just the on-chain cost basis. The value of UTXOs at the dollar price during which they last moved between wallets, which often means the time people pulled them from exchanges or deposited them to exchanges.

https://m.primal.net/LXov.png

A relatively small amount of marginal buying can push up the market value by a lot. Like how if you buy one house on a street, it can boost the estimated price of all houses on that street even though only one of them traded hands. But when market value becomes stretched relative to cost basis, it means that part of the market value is kind of illusory. We don't *really* know what houses on that street are worth if only one of them traded hands recently and thus liquidity was low. Over time, as more houses on that street trade hands and we have more price points, the estimated value of the street becomes more real. The same thing for bitcoin; as more bitcoin trades hands at certain levels, it starts to make that level "real" compared to how real we should consider it when it just touches a certain level for a little while with limited volume.

Right now, bitcoin is at an all-time high in its realized price, i.e. cost basis.

Back when bitcoin was poking over $60k in April 2021, the cost basis for the network was only about $350 billion. Now, at the same market price, the cost basis approaches $650 billion, or more than twice as high. The marginal bitcoin has traded hands and moved between wallets at much higher prices than years ago, even though the market price is about the same. In other words, these levels have been truly liquid and been consummated by the market more than they were back in 2021, and thus the price is more robust at this level than back then.

The launch of the spot ETFs pulled forward some excitement this year, and so we've been in this big consolidation since March. But even in that time period from March to the present, the on-chain cost basis increased from like $520 billion to $640 billion, and so price discovery and progress is being made despite the ongoing price chop.

As the network builds a bigger and more solid base like it has been doing, it can set the stage for the next major breakout. The network looks healthy to me.

https://m.primal.net/LXpf.png


I really gotta offload this corn before I have to pay someone to take it!!


Whoa.  I kind of like the idea of having a house that I can like pluck one string when I decide to leave and the whole house just implodes to the sound of mozart.


Dear God, my wife is going to leave me.


All the way??


Checks out.


But ded for real tho?!


Is it so ded now?


100 Jiggawattts of Flux Cappilaries!!!


you've got to


Eccumenical Parsonages


Thanks!


Definitely not, its just a hobby of hers.   Mostly just for friends and family, but I think shed get excited to see some satoshi's pop into her wallet for proof of work.  Just a thought, spur of the moment.


I should add, I fully support clara/fritz and buy their stuff as gifts al the time, but if you want to pay with bitcoin, i bet my wife would be excited to do that.


My wife recently left the bank she was working for and loves making these kinds of products for friends and family.  Nothing yet as sophisticated as what Clara was doing there but she loves it.  I'm sure you could entice her with some Sats to whip up a batch.  Shes made lip balm and general purpose whipped tallow creams, scent or none, we use organic grass fed tallow from fatworks


Everyone's gotta relax sometimes.


Woefully underfollowed account.

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I tried to set up a fold account but the app was too buggy so I gave up


You too Gary?  Man, when things calm down some multiplayer factorio could be a blast!


Enjoy yourself!


I have notepads on notepads


Factorio is fantastic.  Nilaus on youtube/patreon has great videos on both Factorio and Satisfactory.  Really meticulous logistical arrangments.. fuckin' love it


A full-spectrum cannabis tincture dosed right is a game changer for chronic pain and can eliminate the need for opiates.

In addition to the consumption, it can be applied topically to the areas concern and offers additional relief.

#endometriosis


Can confirm, am insufferable.


I expect nothing and do nothing.  Wake me up when its 11:49AM in Moscow


Might get some, just in case it catches on


Say hello to the self-dribbling elves for me.


I've got an idea for a coin, it's a stable coin, indeed at all times 1btc = 1btc


God help him


50x is a big number of xs


I am the prime field.


Many such cases. They should pay me to fly down and educate them.


Reminder:  your wallet does not contain your bitcoin and isn't a wallet.


👀 すごいザップ


FORMAT THE CORRUPTION!


I am the bank is a mantra for the ages.


What a great show.


Mike is generous with his knolwedges.


And by dominated I mean graciously appealed to for mutual benefit!


Lol "options" I voted but its scammy elephants (or donkeys) all the way down.


_all_ of them.


Just wait for the puff of air.


Nature is to be dominated by the will of man.


There will be signs.


"We put the corn _back_ on your cob"


PLLC


Kernal Cob Capital.  My new company.


no!  wait... 🤔


plum action


#lifehacks


Ungovernable pooper


In the last two weeks my wife (and to a lesser extent I) have taught my son to poop in a toilet.  I can't even describe how this has reduced the labor he requires.  It's a fuckin' miracle, Ive never been so happy to see a turd and didn't think I was capable of such happiness.


Have you not seen james bond?!!


Poor Eshara.  I won't even tag her here.  Must have been a hoot back then


I'm afraid.


Well then I did my part and am happy to hire people.


Smegstr.


Its true.  After five years Im getting tired of trying.  Not emotionally but like physically tired.  It's taken up an inordinate amount of my time talking to people about this over the last five years and I think I might take a break this cycle.


No, straight to jail.


Nostr is open for all. You’re welcome to start and popularize any community you’d like. The main point is that no one can stop you here, while on traditional platforms narratives are pushed in a top -to-bottom manner, and if you’re not mainstream, you get shadow banned.

So, back to your point: while Nostr was created and is developed by mostly bitcoiners and people who are convinced that current system is broken, there is space for everyone.

Bring the lefties and LGBT people, discuss whatever you find interesting, start your relay, grow your community, debate the right-wingers and anarchists.

Open dialogues is how people discover the truths.


If someone will take the time to explore the wtf happened in 1971 website, it goes a long way


If only this meme were rapidly internalized by all citizens of my country.


Man I miss hunting.  Used to go every year with my pap and dad and that era ended unfortunately.  Now I live in hot as shit Florida.  I may need to take a trip north west and just do a hunt on my own.  The solitude might be healing


Exactly.


Feds everywhere.


ohhh shiiiiiiit!  Congratulations!


Pissing me off with its insidious autonomousness.


I'll wear nothing for no reason.


I saw that little fucker when I was in Miami recently.


Dont scare it away!


lol "fiat savings" thats like saying "dry water"


Make Typhus Great Again


Would be interesting to see a run on banks into bitcoin and a lot of boats leaving the harbors.


WTF Italy..This is embaressing.  You're Right Sandy but this is a major chilling effect on nocoiners who will be dissuaded.


I love cookin' Node.  It's my happy place.


A little bit of ruthlessness should be inculcated in every young man.  It's important to be able to turn that switch on in a moments notice.


Damn straight.


very cool, would love to see it in progress


Everyone should have at least one friend with mediterranean traditions to keep them fed.  I grew up in a very modest house but my family was probably responsible for 50% of my friends' calories.


Never.


The tradition continues in my house.  https://m.primal.net/LXbv.png


Soemtimes 5 minutes is all it takes to generate some exit liquidity.


バスガス爆発武装バスガイド


 nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0

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Can confirm left curve Sicilian-American here.


I'd be down for that.  I gave all my DND books to my sister shortly before she passed away and haven't thought about it since.  Might be nice way to reconnect with her


I sympathized with his addiction to lasagne.


earlier but also that


Garfield the Cat had the same theory about wyoming.


biologically


No, but I've flown over it


In America we have the freedom to discard our plastic bottles and their caps into different parts of the ocean at different points in time.


We were all exit liquidity at the beginning.


Haha!  Excellent.


ok, we'll call it Paper Dia-Blow and it'll be about the eternal war between wind entities and paper entities.


Did you just call my home a donut?!?


GM Frenz


Listen, the government is telling me fruity pebbles are better than eggs and I have never personally been to the moon so 🤷♂


All I see is a flux capacitor!  JIGAWATTS!


You know a protocol has made it when Flatearth enters the chat.


Ok, I'm at work now, but if you teach me how to stream D4, Ill log into zap.stream and you can use me as your gaming puppet.   Vicarious diablo is probably almost as good as actual diablo.  Think of me like your Diablo ETF.  PAPER DIABLO. New franchise incoming.


I have a memory of helping my stepdad push his jalopy one day.  It was embaressing but it builds character.  glad that's not your situation tho'


Checking in from International Space Station.. looks good over here. How we feelin’ #nostr !
#introductions


WHAT?!!!  YES!!


holy shit!


Ahem....Maize Windu.  please make this meme about your brother from a nother mother.


It's probably the same reason why I don't follow sports.  🫂


We often do unpalatable things to participate in civil society.


TIL Frogs have nipples.  GM!


I hope the car is off which is why the fuel meter is at shitcoin levels.


Saying what you're trying to accomplish outloud is a simulacrum of actually doing it, some brains cant recognize the difference.


I imagine the topology of the wood affects the sound of the guitar, so if you use different wood how will you translate your forming methods between wood types?  I don't know shit about any of this but now im interested.


Well its acorn season presently and some humble plebs from the days of yore would use acorns as a coffee substitute when they didnt have coffee.  It is guaranteed to taste like shit, but I dont think it has any of the drugs in it.


Ever try acorns?


Too much line! Wat mean?


I consider guitars a type of paddle but that's fair!  Good luck making it, I'll look forward to seeing the final product.


A paddle and yes.


Good morning to you both!! Bean water incoming!


I recently found out two colleagues thought they were rich trading crypto via algorithm on a fake crypto exchange.  That was a very hard
Conversation explaining that they’re money is gone and the exchange is a scam


Pubic relay….is so fecund a phrase.


“The essential evil of gold in its relation to war is the fact that it can be controlled. Break the control and you stop war.”  -H. Ford

👇🏻
In 1921, Henry Ford envisioned replacing gold with an energy-based currency to break the banking elite's control and end wars. This concept has been realized through Bitcoin, which has established itself as an energy currency through its mining process.

Contrary to environmental concerns, #Bitcoin can actually support the transition to sustainable energy sources. Ford's vision of an energy currency was driven by a desire to replace the gold standard, which allowed financial elites to fuel wartime #inflation. While Ford's idea was never implemented in his lifetime, Bitcoin has brought this concept to life.

Some speculate that Bitcoin's creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, may have been influenced by Ford's vision. Regardless, Bitcoin has vindicated Ford's idea of a fully-backed, decentralized, energy-based currency system, with the potential to become the new norm. ⚡ 🧡

#energymarkets #commoditymarkets #proofofwork #networksecurity #gold

Blocktime: 865 868
v/byte price: 13 sat/vByte
Hash Rate: 672.04 EH/s
BTC Prices in Ounces
Gold: 25.15 oz
Silver: 2122.88 oz https://image.nostr.build/5f76adb914289ed30c745835cb297c1e0d6ff4dc74ee0ccc7a4d664427621ccc.jpg


I’m scared


Good morning Brad!  Enjoy the day.


The worst part is not the grift it’s the at the grift will sour people on cryptocurrency and retard their discovery of bitcoin which will be a greater monetary loss than the investment in trump coin in the long run


Good morning.


Lower IQ in kids revealed. A lot is starting to make sense now.

https://apnews.com/article/fluoride-ruling-drinking-water-ccdfa11138600ab0838ebf979cbaead2


Saying the right thing to the right person at the right time can make all the difference.


Request a box of #bitcoin signs before midnight tonight and they'll go in the mail tomorrow 📦
https://bitcoin.rocks/signs


What about apathy confusion doubt and cynicism.  I’m back in black and ready to. Debate this topic.


Worth the risk nym


Aren’t we all feds? Are you serious? I’ve been working for the federal government since I was 12. Still have the pay stub to prove it.  I literally had to pay them for the permission to work.


When opsec requirements are relaxed I want to be your friend.


ALL OF THEM


I’m just a podunk lawyer, how could I know!?  That’s why I’m here
Trying to find out!


Exactly!


Who are today’s bitcoin companies and influencers who are actually feds?


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Maybe they’ll send us stimies or 0% loans of any amount !?


Also want to know the answer to this existential question.


Anyway to reduce Damus data requirement? At like 10g right now.


I’m glad you did that.


Really good news: in Norway, the right to pay cash has been enshrined in law, as of Oct 1st. Retail will no longer be able to refuse cash for payments up to $2000.

Meanwhile, in other EU countries you're _prohibited_ from accepting that much cash!

https://www.norges-bank.no/en/topics/notes-and-coins/the-right-to-pay-cash/

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/norway-one-worlds-most-cashless-economies-just-made-it-lot-easier-pay-cash


hah!


If you survive.


Pizza please?


nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u is satoshi nakamoto


Might be legal to do this in Florida soon.


We'll never know!


I actually couldn't read the whole thing on primal so I assumed it ended in GFY and so I had to go to the matresses.  Feel free to fwd my sats to the pleb of your choosing


Were he not unnamed permanently I would.


You're a genius.


Ya, might just want to bite the bullet and get it squared away and then you just need to spend 5 minutes a day keeping it up to date.  should be able to export spreadsheets from any institution you use to make it easier


What's that cost denominated in satoshis?


As a Sicilian-American  nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve I feel slighted by the rejection of my gift.  And now I shall have to zap you even larger amounts until you accept.


Id be interested in knowing but if your diligent, excel works just fine


This is the official #Bitaxe 601 Gamma giveaway!

How to enter:
•Like this post
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What you’ll receive:
•1- Bitaxe 601 Gamma.
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This package will be shipped anywhere in the world completely free of charge.

•One winner will be randomly picked 72 hours from the time this is posted.

The winner has 24 hours to claim the reward. If the package is not claimed, another person will be randomly picked.

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Update: Burnsville, NC and surrounding areas

Dropped off a generator to a man who hasn’t seen anyone since this all started. His only contact with the outside was via the 2m band on HAM radio

He broke down in tears of joy and gave us all hugs. Very powerful!

We also dropped off 10 generators, power strips, extension cords and cold weather gear at a collection point for Plain Compassion Crisis Response
 They’re doing great work to ensure the people who need supplies get them

https://video.nostr.build/4387e9cc3c58a5b106e6498e7d6e58182933677c5c8a0c1a28c57276abe75809.mp4


Happy to have you here!


Happiness on a palette.

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Zapping by Proxy, friends like epoxy, stickin together even if they play hockey.


yay!


In as much as I did not die by electrocution fixing my house, I shall zap on your behalf if need be.


This is easily the plot to a new children's cartoon.


It's hard to give up daddy and, for some, daddy is the state.  As  nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs notes, one must become daddy to be grown and we live in a society of arrested development.


Ya finer would be better, I found that the little chunks were actually kind of hard to chew comfortably.   Still love people for trying.  I bought a lot more than I actually ate.


Me vs my wife.

30 minutes after our ceremony..
https://m.primal.net/LWvn.mov


Better luck next time!


I am just trying to get a hang of this whole Nostr thing

#introductions


besides alby what other browser extensions are there for holding your Nsec?


USD is a shitcoin.


That's the benefit of paying money, you _do_ get to do that.  If one of my clients wants to use sempahore, I get my arms waggling but I charge a premium for the extra calories.


Nice.


Ya I tried their meat bars but I couldn't get into the texture, neat idea for a product though.


I'd send a photo of my wife's ultrasound but my son's opsec will not be violated.


Any guess on what is happening here?

https://image.nostr.build/a8f2283a80ed3e65b7660037e44298b3df7e1d8bc406c536e42f0ac2b0a6e5d7.jpg


Math homework, obviously.


Wrong!  They are doing math homework, all I see is two calculators and the ledger.


Had a great lunch today with the operator of Farmer Bill's Provisions today.  He and his company will be on NOSTR SOON!
https://farmerbillsprovisions.com/
#growstr #foodstr #gfy


Houses as a product going the way of the horse as a product is wild to see.


I feel this.


Wake me up when it’s 11:48AM in Moscow.


rZyaHMPuajR/sakZ/SggaA==?iv=yOiPEXnmzpxLyqnlNILvhg==


As such a person, it's more like Looking for Work.


I don't recognize an ATH < $87K


My goal is to find the largest surface area between where my digital interests interface with meatspace and linger there as much as possible.


Sleep mask changed my life.


Seeing a ten year old boy hoist a watermellon that weighed as much as him over his head as he triumphently returned to camp is a sight.


It's a shame.


When I was a nanny for a young boyscout, I went on his weeklong campout to help with his troup and using my excellent marksman skills with a pellet gun, I won a watermellon for his subgroup.  I was a hero.  It was one of the greatest accomplishments of my life up to that point.


I mean meeting various foxes and frogs and some cats was totally random based on what I found fun/interesting. What hidden foxes remain hidden to me??


I wonder if I burnt this npub and started over if I would end up with the same group of contacts/interactions?  I started here by following all the personalities I've listened to on podcasts but have only really interacted with other humble plebs.  If I started with the humble plebs I wonder what wonderful humble plebs I'd meet?


If you teach geometry while you teach "math" they will get it.  Teaching math at the starting point of abstraction is like teaching baking starting with stoichiometry.


Immersion blender.


And you!


Printing money is stealing.


Good morning fractalcream frog!


Maybe that's what happened, the debtslaves ate them all.


Bitcoin's an exclusive club to which everyone is invited.


You've got the personality for this.  The coders are building the future but a lot of people, as you know, live in the turbulent present and until they get strong footing in meatspace, cyberspace participation is a pipe dream so God bless you and thank you for being there for your fellow man.


That's too cool.  What a sight.


People used to talk about weevils more than they do today.  What gives?


GOOD MORNING!


wisdom of the corn


I'm scared.


Thank you. He’s a champ!  A poochamp!


My son can poop in the potty wtf have you accomplished today?


Seconded


Use the bread peanut butter and jelly that you most like!


I need a recommendation for a full stack Adobe replacement.  I cannot have three pop ups everytime I open a fucking document, can anyone make a recommendation?  I don't want some cypherpunk bullshit that requires me to calibrate an atomic clock or some shit


you have to delete the app to delete the database, sorry :( we still need to improve this


Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


Clean sheets after a bath!!! 😁


Tease!


How I met your mother


It just works.  A+


Go penguins!


I think I’m going to use nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48zy6xp4n9xu5uqrwvx9km54qaqkkxn72 with clients who are interested.


The 90s was the best.


🫡 I’m pathologically honest.


https://v.nostr.build/EDqrWDnY7uf9vag6.mp4
#Nostr Let's Connect #Afterdark 🔮✨


There’s no such thing as an air fryer.


Many such cses.


Can confirm, am dum.


I'm not ready to be disbarred yet.  That said, it's fundamentally about the inability to properly advise clients when Judge's aren't held accountable for not doing their jobs.  Many do try, but they are just people after all.  Learning to leverage the picadillos of juries and judges to circumvent, rather than ensure the law is followed, sustained, or improved, is the real profession.  This is a really unnuanced take and obviously just my opnion.  But, it comes down to disparity in resources.  Put another way, if you want to see actually good lawyering and mostly good judge-ing, you have to look at big suits like Google v. Microsoft where the best lawyers are on the job with unlimited resources and Judges who know the world is watching.  In the case of Hatfield v. McCoy, the judge may just decide to "Do whats right" in their opinion rather than what the law requires because he knows the litigants can't afford an appeal and no one is paying attention.


I didn't know fiat had OP_RETURN


When I'm ready to be disbarred I'll do a podcast on how fundamentally broken the practice of law is--in the meantime I need to stack sats.  That said, _because_ it's so broken, litigation will be one of the last professions to fall to AI sooo take that SUCKERS!  The fickle, organic human essence that sustains this stygian golem shall be the last battle field on which the final war of man versus machine. Spoiler:  we still lose.


Can you imagine living in a world where slicing bread is such peak inconvenience that it would spawn an idiom "the best thing since sliced bread."  The world has truly descended from such a glorious day.


Also, I note Law is not on here and so, as a lawyer, I have to assume its just waaay to the right of home economics and not visible.


I promise to only use it to do that thing you really like that you know me for.


The right to alienate ownership is the big one that is secured.  What you own is the absolute ability to alienate your ownership.


This graph violates the left/right curve-meme thesis, it also needs more lines on charts.


Reminder:  https://m.primal.net/LVtc.png


Nah probably nothing.  I'm gonna sleep for a few months now.


Hello NOSTR, i'm that famous person you really like from the internet, please give me your zaps so I can do that thing you like that I do more effectively!! LOVE AND HEARTS!  #introductions


The latest ep of Once Bitten is up.

How did Guatemala end Voting Fraud?

https://fountain.fm/episode/HVl0MEISu6o7J6g8S1k1


Done. 🫡


I'm trying to get the person on board.


🤣 sometimes its s4T0sh!


Are those moving averages crossing or what is that?


Opsec ruined, I have all your passwords now.


I'm not even going to report their consumption to the Department of Caloric Regulations


I'm just a lowly unlicensed money transmitter.


What happened next?!


I just paid cash for eggs my colleague's chickens made and the government has no idea.


I hear Elizabeth Warren is asking all devs to kyc their npubs.


Nice, zz top


Did someone compromise his account?


I really would like to hear from John on this one.  I hope he stuck the course.  As a fellow John, I worry about Johns under these circumstances.


20 years ago The Pirate Bay went hard
https://image.nostr.build/abc3edd720cffed205577097a09b0b37538964be0ef4b9fbedc2f84698f938db.jpg


Not just any batons.


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nostr:note1s240ceu3pd96gmq3epypuhhlc75a9deyew2jl3lt0atls0udzxtq78kl4v


That's a sweet looking breakfast!


Good morning.


The "interesting times" curse is a novelty explosion.


Congratulations!


People are "fed up" on so many levels it's "a vibe" as the kids say.  Maybe NOSTR is a revolutionary echo chamber but I'm now waiting for an international crises to reset the vibe back to survival mode where they manage to get half the people back to wanted daddy to protect them.


You as well!


Goodmorning!


I've spent a lot of time studying the "law" and history of war crime and most of that excluded the infinity wars that have been in progress during my short life and now all I think is that although war is bad it was better when someone was allowed to win.


Good morning!


More importantly in my opinion something you said in the past becomes subject to shifting sentiments and censorship in the future you can’t be censored for that here.


I now see how ecash could actually be a great solution to enable private and anonymous prediction markets with Bitcoin + Lightning.


Reason #482726 why you #nostrich must reduce as much as possible your digital footprint (and create fake ones) in order to protect yourself and your #bitcoin and/or #ecash. Social engineering will be WAY easier in the near future, take a look:
https://video.nostr.build/233808b107ffd96e681f097bd1300f247599c21cb2d834a20b3fa0c4b9960745.mp4
AI #hackstrs and magicians like nostr:nprofile1qqsw433swk0rzwpjcngpzwu7zzpz08asa7n2nn5pek573gmxkjvgkjqprdmhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wgh8xct5wv6zumrfvejj7xftgns will have so much fun with this haha


Love Veritasium


He’s gorgeous.


Dear god!


I will protect you. #gunstr

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🎙Recording 4 new episodes for nostr:npub1ms9urcp4yctm00g0w45ydlgsaluddpf203d20cgnhqvlv97nlz8s3s6kln ? Done ✅
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You’re unstoppable!


The kids and I have been coloring in another ChatGPT generated coloring book page. This time I said make an Idaho mountain themed Halloween page https://image.nostr.build/4e65884e9bd3ecd729e39e86665b534fd4ab4eb34b8ed8a643b73d75d6c9a7ff.jpg


This is such a cool use of AI. Bravo. I’m gonna try out some things for my kid too.


Speaking of quality that is nearly impossible to find these days… nostr:note19au5wtuxqzgpxdmxjy5a8muenk7g2lqcupcdt92sv7e7heaf9qjs4q6jvd


Yes.


Lawyer here. I’m a litigator and notorious for “on the one hand” comments but if you can’t make a recommendation at the end of your caveats gfy


That’s too bad.  I don’t like sweets generally. But I love good chocolate


Aspirational


If you’re fusing their atoms the input food is irrelevant.


Good morning cat.


Me either and if it’s a major food Company and I don’t understand I run.


“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:9 NIV https://bible.com/bible/111/rom.10.9.NIV


Run!


You’re a genius. This one.


Eeeeeee!cashh


I meant scrapple and it’s an inferior but delicious pork sausage


You could, but then it wouldn’t be Scrabble anymore. It would probably be iron.


I’ll need the advance on that memoir back


Hot pan


It’s a good time for old books


Best of luck!


The face of someone who wants to share


Competition for the win.


Final ruling in Epic v. Google, ordering Google to effectively open up the Google Play app store to competition, is some awesome news.

Google will have to distribute rival third-party app stores within Google Play, and it must give rival third-party app stores access to the full catalog of Google Play apps, unless developers opt out individually.

It also forbids Google from requiring the use of Google Pay on apps shipped through their store, freeing devs to offer other payment APIs to go around the 30% fees from Google.

This is a separate judgement from the DOJ vs Google that is considering a breakup of Google, forcing it to sell Android, Chrome and some other units.


And yet no individual is charged?


Do you think they’ll find the body?


Memonculus


Dana Carvey nailed this.


I hestitated to even engage this post because I don't know if there's a point but if you think enthusiasm over privacy preserving custodial bitcoin transactions is shitcoin, I'm not sure where to start.  But I've got some affection for this toxic hockey guy so I'm gonna try.


I'm going to guess:  optics.  or maybe:  Anthropologie?!


Notwithstanding whats going on in the world lately, I am for the first time in a long time seeing hope for the future, particularly my son's future.


Ya, Im just playing with it at the moment, but it's on my list now to try to deeply understand.


I had her download enuts.  She rightly acknolwedged that 100 sats is obviously generational wealth, but she loved how it worked and how its private and understood the tradeoffs with custody.


I want to establish and operate a trusted mint someday.  This shit is the future.  My mind is blown.


Nice, Ive been using enuts and the oxchat wallet for funsies. Gave 100 sats to my mother-in-law Friday.


Maybe we should start an addiction group.


Mostly texts to friends.  I don't have a presence anywhere else on the internet at the moment, but I think I am going to embed an ecash token on my firm website and see if it gets found and when, I dont control the website, so not yet


 nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg What do you do when you become addicted to dropping ecash tokens all over the internet?

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I got spare batteries on sale (double capacity so great deal) which was great, drill wasn't much more than that.  Dewalt as well.


How did you make these?  Precook Jalapenos?  Then sstuff and wrap and blast with heat?


office breakfast:  https://m.primal.net/LUoV.png


You’d thing a  government backed tufts study claiming fruity pebbles are healthier than eggs would wake them the fuck up.


I’ve been up since 4:30 so I think I might be broken. Came into the office at 6 since I couldn’t sleep. Apologies for the untethered thoughtjaculations.


Many such cases.


Except covert actions.


Am I the only one simulating his reality!!?


So this just happened.

"This is absolutely insane, on the first EVER attempt we have successfully caught the super heavy booster back at the launch tower..."

Truly incredible.

From the Ground:
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Livestream:
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Incredible. If you can’t get over Elons shitposting in the face of his accomplishments I just don’t know what to say. This is truly amazing.


I’m running it on my testnet life simulator.


GOOD MORNING!


Preliminary results are positive, friend count _way_ down.


For half a bil Id just do it anyway with a covert team at night like a reverse jailbreak, dig in from beneath.  Wen Oceans movie about this?


Should have used a cheetoh's can instead


I'm testing a theory that if you're _right_ often enough you run out of friends.


Perfect!!!  I was thinking (as I often do) about those opera singers who squee at wine glasses until they hit the resonate frequency that shatters the glass.


Maybe you need to oscillate faster and hit the resonate frequency of the umbrel between VSG and MM wherein the umbrel shatters into off mode


My very old drill batter system finally died and its too old to conveniently replaced and I can't just NOT have a drill that's ridiculous.  I'm super happy with it.   I've got so many projects in the planning for wintertime


Try pushing it like a "very stable genius" instead and see if that works.


It might have turned off and your phone doesn't know.  are you stuck on shutting down screen?


Very spectrumy reaction.  🤣


I have never given a crap about "royal weddings" but I am soo interested to see people celebrating  nostr:npub1ahxjq4v0zlvexf7cg8j9stumqp3nrtzqzzqxa7szpmcdgqrcumdq0h5ech because Ive been listening to all these bitcoiners for years now and I'm infected by caring.


This is actually how I got that second butthole installed cheap and fast.


Over the weekend I bought a brand new cordless hammer drill, bolt cutters, and lineman cutters.


So sell all my corn?!!


Ya, its the most likely outcome.  Ticktock+"edutainment"+AI from earlier on.  It's basically the allegory of the cave fully instantiated.


Off the charts photogenic team.  Looks like a blast!


It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.


are you saying its all over?


As someone who used to do a good deal of mountain biking, this triggered my pedal-to-shin ptsd.


If you are cool with a deluge of EMF, you can place the phone directly on your skin outside of a case and your body will disperse the heat pretty well.  I don't recommend using the scrote.


You're welcome.


New Job just dropped:  Chief Penis Detector.


Wen Curryschnitzel?


Fully AI generated movies are a guarantee.  I think it'll be huge for childrens television for obvious reasons but you could generate like 40,000 episodes of Dora the Explora' without paying anyone.  I guess you'd need one guy to watch an epside before it launches incase the AI hallucinated penises into the episode or other depravities.


AI Generated movies are going to be so weird.


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DIVEST!


ありがとうございましたさとしさま！


Agreed but having easier non-KYC onramps to bitcoin would help this a lot.


I would love to buy one of these someday.  I'm a huge fan of handmade rugs.  I've got one in my office from Afghanistan that has AK47s and Tanks and Grenades on it a soldier buddy gave to me but it's not very appropriate for home decor.


Love Once Bitten.  And Efrat is the GOAT


Undergrad is indeed trending to zero.


I didn't consider the fact that repetition is key to implanting, this is a good point.  I guess if you have any kind of inner thoughtful life you notice but if not, not.


Goodmorning Beaver!  I hope NSTRValley at my Alma Mater was a blast!


Consistency Maxin'


You think with how flexible the English language is, they would use a RNG and mix up the semantics


Goodmorning!


Goodmorning cat!


Holy shit, everyday on Nostr I realize I am living in the future.  But just like, part of me.  I keep having to go back to the past to tell people about the future but I leave a piece of myself behid everytime.


Ah, I had ZERO DM relays established.


Strong fig game.


One of these things is not like the others.


Ok, that wedding cake is incredible.  What flavor?!


I got yours, are you receiving mine?  I'm getting a red exclamation point when I send


Testing out OxChat this morning, hit me up and see if I did it right.


Peter Todd is Satoshi and so am I.  But Dr of Vexatious Litigation Wright is not.


Good Morning MIKE


*except, gfy.


Good morning to everyone accept Faktoshi!


Good morning!


Wtf is this?


I have oxchat and have no idea how to use it.  But I’ll figure it out.


no|where
now|here


Because our number 1 mandatory export is our own inflation


One amazing thing I learned about (out of many) at the ecash conference

A router for sharing internet

Someone from India, living in a place with a lot of internet access problems, built a set-up where people can buy internet without having any internet in the first place. 1 sat per minute

He built a captive portal that you log into and the page says — I take ecash from this one mint, get ecash from there and paste it into this text box — you paste it in, hit enter, and you’re online

You’ve made an offline payment and voila, you're now online

There are many exciting Bitcoin developments happening but it's becoming more clear that ecash is a wholly different, complementary technology that does different things, including many things that Bitcoin can't do no matter how many upgrades it gets


All Star Wars sucks.


Very think.


Now. https://image.nostr.build/ba4764091b66aa5e0cfd97b126305a3623bdeba77c29fce7344dbc746e54dc43.jpg


Sooner. https://image.nostr.build/37b4e222084b5021baf1d6523d5a2e45af0116dd5da71b8559a14f9191fe35ae.jpg


Fuckin expert level!


Halving progress 11%. #Bitcoin
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Soon https://image.nostr.build/d8322ee8cff06e8ce73998e55e67207676619fa6db3a6e297b1fed7de6209830.jpg


Squirrel trap


But wat mean?


A good life


CRAIG IS A FRAUD AND A PAIN in THE ASS
JUST IN: Craig Wright is suing BTC Core for £911,050,000,000 😮

“This is based on the difference in market valuation between Bitcoin (BSV) at £50 per unit and BTC at £48,000 per unit, reflecting the financial impact of misrepresentation and resulting market loss.”
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I need to know who _not_ to hire if I ever need representation in the UK


Do we know what lawyer agreed to represent him in this stupid lawsuit?


Not sure how this works in the UK but it looks like he’s asking the law to presume the existence of a separate legal entity called bitcoin core based on the open sources project that it is. He’s a cunt.


Someone will need to defend this obo the non existent entity or some dipshit judge is going to award him a default judgment against the software and make bitcoin very hard for people in the uk


I’m the CEO of bitcoin.


Moon CAR!


It is true the longer you are in bitcoin the more beautiful you get.


I'm headed to the store to buy electrical shit to fix my breakbox situation.  If you do not hear from me again, it's been great NOSTR.  May my last Zap be spectacular.


But if you want to time the top and bottom?!


I don't know what that means, but I like it!


I'm scared buff frog.


Moral relativists disagree.


0%?  Are we goin back to ZIRP?!!  MOONBOI ACTIVATE!


then back to 58!


Remember that one time we were all Dan?  I remember.


NIP-60 wallets 🥜
https://lnw.cash/
https://nuts.cash/
https://sovereign.app/
https://nutsack.me/
https://highlighter.com/


I'm considering it, but don't want to doxx my address inadvertantly.  Maybe i'll record it and post it.  Assuming I don't get electrocuted and destroy my device.  Any recommendations for video editing software that doesn't require funding from Stanely Kubrick?


Thanks, Ill check this out.  Although I was looking forward to getting paid to electrocute myself.  Gotta earn these sats somehow.


Who's the president right now?


That's hott.


Forgiveness is powerful.


I love you


Sounds domestic.


I think that would be good, it's better than some of the weird curated instagram families that are totally false and insiduously captivating.


That will be the moment i reach peak FloridaMan


And she recently started doing yoga too!


I'm thinking maybe I set her up with an npub and a cute avatar and link her up with you ladies so when she gets on the first time she's already connected to people that I appreciate and respsect


I Just need to change a breaker but if I die, I need zaps to insure my family will survive without me.