Every time a lightbulb burns out for a brief moment it burns brighter than ever. I notice that often too with pro athletes. I always get worried when I see an aging superstar player have a sudden career high year.


My new stripper name.  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/762678852783163d3a274f77b29609e5f6b7b760989f432ab743b4236bbea74b.webp


Gotta yell “corner” too don’t forget!


Making a grocery list and imagining a chorus of sous chef responding “yes chef” after every entry.


If you’re not a shitposter then you’re posts ain’t shit.


I never knew that Tyson has a Chairman Mao tattoo.  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/c951261c2775bc61772b3bb67b8ed67aeea2778a0c059c5499fd888da0fe3a6c.webp


Sometimes when people complain about woke I remember that in 2021 the MLB All Star game was relocated to Colorado because of woke. Woke gave us the best homerun derby of all time. Long live woke!


Always funny to see the worlds “crony capitalism” in print. Not sure if I’ve ever experienced capitalism that wasn’t inherently corrupt.


Who regulates milk, specifically pasteurization, is it the USDA or the FDA?


Kings were clearly playing for overtime until the Avs took the 3-2 lead. Then got caught again on the empty net.


The Kings have 0 shots on goal this period but somehow the game is still tied at 2-2


Adrian Kempe is working on a hat trick and the kings only have 8 shots on goal.


I’m so mad that this shirt was only available in ladies sizes.  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/7880d7824e119a08471c268231adebbb07dbc994f187077fec5e1f0f74387710.webp


This doesn’t count as a political opinion, I just think it is very funny that Alex Jones “accidentally” posted: Any leftist need they ass ate UwU  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/88872316ee6fce14d42d6951e8f16a97272eb0bb4769aacfd746683a512dd85a.webp


Something nobody tells you about getting a pug is. Every once in a while you will get a splint in your foot and when you go to take it out it’s a dog hair somehow?


Making myself another espresso like. https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/5700c0e1a552f41f5cd603cdc8f0387b6ae204e7532a51239b924dd1022eb440.webp


Anyway, Adam Schiff sucks and is bad. Going to restart the clock here and attempt to make it a week again without posting any political opinions.


If the post ain’t shit, I don’t want it.


It makes sense to me that this would be the final breaking point for Twitter. I stopped using facebook after the 2016 election. It was pretty clear to me a few years ago that Twitter had become even worse than facebook but I think it took an election for people to notice.


Gonna put the brilliant mind that came up with “have my programmers print out all their code each week on paper” in charge of government efficiency.


Just going to start a new email address every 4 years it’s easier than trying to unsubscribe from all these lists.


If you eat a saxophone with a pack of chips and a drink it’s a Mellophone.


Not sure if I posted this in a while but major US sports ranked by sounds.
1) Baseball
2) Hockey
3) Football
4) Soccer
5) Basketball
6) Tennis


By the end of the day twitter is just gonna be brand accounts, nazi bots and NYT oped writers.


Seeing Mark Cuban cross my timeline reminds me of the first time I saw my friend’s mom on MySpace. Still going to follow though.


If you’re a leftist trying to organize on “x the fascist app” just save yourself some time and fax a copy of your drivers license to your local FBI field office.


Tried a few different recipes with this sous vide set up. It sure beats the hell out of the slow cooker for pulled pork. Realized my cooker is off by 1.8 C so I want to try steak again now and see if I get a better result.


So do we suppose the Calgary Flames are this year’s Vancouver Canucks?


2 ducks on the pond this morning. https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/7f3009a3e9788c9d7cd79823dac77483f2baf0c1b7e3afd8cc365cf95a00d4e4.webp


One thing I did a while ago that greatly helped my sanity was plugging my phone in in the living rooms before I go to bed at night. And with that I say good night.


No look drop passing with the goalie pulled is probably a bad idea.


The NHL really needs to borrow whatever it is that tennis is using for automatic goal line tracking.


Did we ever get an update on the guy in Florida who ratchet strapped his house down before the hurricane?


Baseball stat question: if you have decent exit velocity what is the ideal launch angle for a homer? One would assume that 45 degrees would get you the most distance but I’m not so sure.


This soda definitely has Moxie. Not sure what flavor I would call it but I do like it.  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/6888acd2781129550877370d8355436e113b60b57634f4c724154a70dcd5a2ba.webp


I mean I guess I am hungry enough now that you mention it but how am I supposed to get an entire bag of penises?


Saw this Apple AI commercial. A dad receives a gift from his daughters. A hammer with his initials on it. The wife who apparently forgot it was his birthday, tells her phone to make a montage of photos/videos of him doing wood crafting with his daughters. It ends with her just hanging him the phone.


Choosing to believe that is the real Flavor Flav don’t ruin it for me if it’s not.


It’s funny to me that on Pitbull’s “international love” his original intro: Went from Mr. 305 to Mr. World Wide.
Someone was like: people won’t know what 305 means
So he added in over dubs: 305 (dade county) World Wide (all over the world)
You know just incase they didn’t know what world wide means


Did you know that Doritos were invented at Disneyland?

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos


Gotta admit the idea of having a batting order that goes:
Ohtani
Betts
Soto
Freeman
T Hernandez

Sounds like a cheat code.
Good luck everyone else.


All my posts for the next week will be an baseball, hockey and maybe food. 0 political content from me for at least 7 days. Hopefully longer.


I’m not only saying I don’t want Soto because that would push Mookie back to second base and Lux to the bench. Okay maybe I am.


Now that the Phillies and Red Sox are in on Soto I think the Dodgers should be involved only in so much as to drive up the price. He rakes but he is bad defensively.


Taking out the trash this morning and my wife’s ”I voted” sticker fell on the floor. Yeah, that’s about right.


We can’t even blame this one on the electoral college. She lost straight up. Damn.


Remember when trump decided to just adjust everyone’s federal withholdings so we we all felt like we were getting more money and then a ton of people owed money at the end of the year?


On the plus side next Monday is a holiday.


I will never entertain the notion of appealing to the sane republican voters. They don’t exist, they won’t save us.


This is why we can never get rent control passed. People just buy whatever the AOA puts out. Every fucking time. It could not possibly have been anymore of a clean repeal. https://vig.cdn.sos.ca.gov/2024/general/pdf/prop33-text-proposed-laws.pdf https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/ea32ef42105de674a2d6cf3a73afdda4e64f765b6abdbecbfdb2dacf1117268a.webp


Under no circumstance will I ever sign up for a truth social account. If they put that shit on fedi im blocking it.


Gonna be a long time waiting for that op-ed about how trump needs to be a unifier or whatever. Wonder if it will come before or after all this affordable housing the landlords promised us if we voted against rent control.


Even if she by some miracle pulls it out here this is deeply disturbing. Do Americans have the memories of goldfish? Shit was terrible last time it will only be worse this time.


As we slide into a second trump term don’t give these legacy media outlets what they want. They wanted trump because he moved paper. Do not subscribe to NYT, WaPo or any of the others. Find an indi alt publication and support that instead.


Was expecting to be drinking this under happier circumstances. #ggamarica  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/7565025d4a5b1d1cfb54a1d27a545f13b4429baec9cb55ee904ad6479553cebb.webp


We’re really doing this again, what the hell.? This country is a failed state.


It’s not looking good but it’s still not over. FML at least the Kings won.


This all goes back to pardoning Nixon. We set the standard that presidents wouldn’t be held accountable.


Nice to watch a game with zero political ads. We should seriously look at banning them IDK.


Me not actually watching this hockey I’m trying to distract myself with. Damn this is going to be a nail biter.


Is MSNBC even part of my Fubo package? I have no idea.


Not looking at any of the online news today going to embrace my inner resist lib and watch MSNBC.


Just picked my kid up at elementary school. Several of the girls in his class have “I voted” stickers. SMDH #voterfraud.


Shitting in the voting booth, civic doody


Tried sous vide pulled pork. Cooked it at 77c for 20 hours. Turned out perfect.


Still convinced that all the stories we used to hear about razor blades in candy apples, tainted candy etc was just propaganda by the candy company to get people to stop giving out homemade treats on Halloween.


Got this incredible technically not-bootleg word series championship t-shirt at the grocery store for 20 dollars. It is officially licensed by the MLBPA but not MLB itself so they can use the player’s names and likeness but not and team or league trademarks or even the words “Word Series” https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/fdd6f6dbfc10bcdbcad5011929ce77075db82b65228a52d8d7b448dfb51662b4.webp


One super annoying thing about America is that when you go to buy something in the store they calculate the tax and add it then instead of just including in the price from the start. The reason we do this is because right wing dipshits want to make taxes as annoying as possible.


I can’t think of anything I give less of a fuck about than border security.


Okay, hear me out, a Vote Harris sign but the V is a Dorito chip.


Kings really snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory. Damn!


If Kamala loses PA I’m just gonna block anyone who says phony white Obama should have been the nominee on site. That guy sucks and even PA hates him.


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Did you see this?

https://shakedown.social/@Conville/113410195654893379


I just saw a cyber truck with a Harris Walz bumper sticker on it.


“First I’d like to that the politician”

Entire crowd boos


Buehler wearing a Hershiser jersey.


Superbowl gonna be lit 🔥


The whole 50k stadium singing along to a song about Drake being a pedophile.


I remember when Bernie first ran in 2016 and I liked him but I thought maybe outright vilifing billionaires was counterproductive. Since then billionaires have been proving him right time and again. There’s really no such thing as a good billionaire. I’m learning and growing.


Gonna keep it real I still never learned what difference between an earned and unearned run is in baseball and I don’t really care.


I think if I tried to explain to my kids that we vote on a Tuesday because they didn’t want Religious people to have to ride a horse on the Sabbath they wouldn’t believe me.


I still can’t believe how they managed that. Most topsy turvy game I’ve ever seen.


I’m glad that Ohtani helped the Dodgers win a World Series. More importantly I’m proud the Dodgers could help Ohtani win a World Series.


You’re welcome New York!
 https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/93c2efbcea10d6299f7e5b58ed52c2dbbef1db16830170f5008756f58b02ffd8.webp


I hope the Dodgers keep the band together and I only want Juan Soto if he can play 3rd base.


Starting a petition to get the Padres moved to the AL so we get a proper World Series next year.


It was 5 nothing! But that pitcher from the cheating ass Astros gave away the lead. Karma is real!


Nice sac fly Lux never doubted you for a second.


Prop 13 is my litmus test for YIMBYs if you’re worried about rent control but never talking about prop 13 then you’re just repeating a bunch of landlord talking points and haven’t actually done the reading.


Seeing an add from the republican super PAC that says Derek Tran is going to repeal prop 13 and I’m like dope! Gonna vote for him twice now!


Dodgers in 6.


If I was eating shit for calling a large portion of my own supporters garbage I think I’d do anything I could to change the conversation. I suppose you could show up your rally in a hi-viz vest and call yourself the garbage man though. To each their own.


Not sure what Roberts is wasting good arms on this game for?


Keep seeing ads for “liquid IV” and I’m like who is talking solids intravenously?


And we get the bad Flaherty tonight.


My son asked what a “discord cat” was and I think I gotta pay more attention to what he’s watching on YouTube.


Whenever anyone tries to say that supporting trump isn’t just racism or trump isn’t a racist. Birtherism was a racist conspiracy theory and trump was on tv all through Obama’s presidency spreading it.


A fun thing about re-watching the Beverly Hills Cop films is how Eddie Murphy gave cameo appearances to up and coming comedians. Damon Wayans plays a waiter in the hotel and Chris Rock plays a valet at the Playboy mansion.


I can’t believe that if you knock the ball out of their glove the tag doesn’t count. That’s the dumbest rule in sports.


Apropos of nothing Captain Morgan Private Stock with Le Croix is damn good.


Yankees fans are all cops aren’t they?


I will forward believe that the “dean scream” was a coordinated media hit orchestrated by Hillary and her backers. He got excited once and all the sudden it was the only thing everyone on every 24 hour news channel would talk about. Couldn’t have happened in today’s media environment.


It will be funny if turning the racism dial just slightly too far to the right is what finally gets trump.


I remember I saw some random TikTok of a guy walking into a subway sandwich shop and hoping behind the counter. “It’s cool I work here.” Making himself a sandwich and leaving. Like bro what?


Seen this couple’s costume and it’s a girl in a pink t-shirt with a Benadryl logo and the boyfriend is dressed all in black standing behind her with his arms around her. Is he supposed to be seasonal allergies? I don’t get it.


If the Dodgers get one more win they can make Danny Masterson really sad! https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/c21ae8c3bb97ad693ba8e993921cc08087334a63254cefc52401b963b977fe38.webp


Much like in sports, anytime the owner of a newspaper becomes the biggest story that’s very bad.


If the Dodgers win it all tonight on a bullpen game it will make every old school baseball head so mad. I love it


It’s pretty clear that Jeff Bezos bought WaPo for the same reason that Elon bought twitter. Jeff has just been more subtle about it, until now.


The great irony of baseball is that the pitcher is either trying to throw a strike that looks like a ball so the hitter won’t swing at it or a ball that looks like a strike so he’ll swing and miss.

Sometimes the pitcher does such a good job he confuses the ump too.


I’m not going to read the Bezos op-ed I don’t need to give that dipshit the benefit of my attention.


I’m not even mad at Kopeck for giving up those runs. The Yankees have some sort of special magic that guarantees they get runs against the bullpen. Not exactly thrilled for this bullpen game tomorrow though.


ROBOT UMPS!


Yankee fans will get no argument from me that these umps have been garbage all night.


Me at Cousins right now
https://youtu.be/1H7bHdld5bA


What a play!


Damn I thought Judge might had that one.


He was safe damnit!


Ice Cube was way better.


Billionaires by their very existence are a threat to democracy if you are getting your news from a billionaire you are being manipulated.


Need a sweater like this Ohtani bat-flip one but with Freddie’s Statue of Liberty pose. https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/f3b266bfa3b216c7dd5bce4087f8627b618cd6e2a0defcc1b88af8dfbc12b0ea.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/c9769276d1a1e8b26c8ef587675b4b7c99631b80cf1a2090ef1335e7996e6a86.webp


We have to bring back Teoscar man this guy is too much fun!  https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/acea2734e7b9421ce3662b7896caabb06abc9ff3758bc415d64bd0c7e17f4c7d.webp


If you vote for trump I hope every time you go to take a shit you realize (too late) that there is no toilet paper.


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Republican PACs are sending mailers pretending to be democrats with Adam Schiff and Kamala on the front and then “vote no on 32 and 33” on the inside
Dems are yes on 32 and yes on 33
https://cadem.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/CADEM-2024-Props_DigitalF.pdf https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/b25bb8c56d730a0c93388affead6ca9175007ac5146bb3358b6fc523cbf6a160.webp


Dodgers walked it off with bases loaded both ways we love our Hollywood endings.


Was walking my dog so I missed the top of the 3rd. Figure oh well we can get this lead back. Boy did they ever!


Edman again. LFG!


Who up still up because the Dodgers won game 1 of the World Series?


That was a solid win the Dodgers took thier best punch and snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat. Hopefully Yamamoto can keep it rolling in game 2!


In hindsight the Yankees lost that game in the 7th when they burned their closer before the ninth. The Dodgers had the advantage in extras because of that.


Me: Freddie you don’t gotta be a hero here just find the outfield grass

Freddie: I hear what you’re saying but I got this bum ankle.


ROBOT UMPS!


We live and die by the Tommy Edman


I feel like they shouldn’t let fans sit in places where they can interfere with play.


Tommy is on fire this game!


It’s only one run we can get it back!


The trump Word Series ad is just full mask off transphobia. I didn’t think I could still be shocked by him but, holy shit!


The masculine urge to explain things.


This is some good copium. The headline says GOP is leading in early voting but the actual numbers show that 1.1 million democrats have voted while only 709k republicans have. A larger percentage of republicans voters have voted early which actually makes these numbers worse not better. https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/ceaec7f448607ffabe81647137efe9baf5412511318561eb0907047816a00d71.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/7d9f0c757f8c8725daf90fda5c92dd877c66a87929cce4575a545e9440691105.webp


If Bezos was willing to veto his editor over a Kamala Harris endorsement imagine what he would be willing to do for news critical of amazon working conditions or environmental policies etc.


Democracy dies when money is speech and billionaires exist.


I just started using this app for Bluesky and mastodon. Figured I’d give nostr a chance as well. Creating an account was easy. This app is very easy to use. Great work!


Figured I’d get started here by following everyone I could find who has LA Kings or Dodgers fan in their bio.


Set up a nostr account not sure if that was a good idea or not. I’m at luxenjoyer on there.


I’m so cool I wish I were me!


luxenjoyer

I’m just a dude from Los Angeles
I mostly post about sports and leftish political stuff.