Careless Whisper

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it works!


men have no interest in the clown makeup


play the clip of the cop in a truck plowing through the road to burning man


Do a barrel roll.


Niggas today: can I get a ride to the autozone


who is ethan ralph and why does he need $500?


its missing the surfboard but accurate otherwise


i thought only america did that nonsense


what kind of sandwiches?


jonny fever running out for a coke


He wants croissant pizza


You know he has


selling fake vax cards. two for $7


He said something about sucking dick


How many white guys you suck off this year?


are you bobson?


prove cause i dont believe you


hump didnt block you


are you one of those niggers that breaks toilets?


you ever had a toilet dropped on you?


based


the jews were pissed i payed for my honda in cash


dindu nuffin


edit text files. view image. check email.


its cool they werent wearing red hats


is a raspberry pi 4 still $120?


I just found out its cool to hate jews now...


what do you do about bees getting in?


UN can suck my dick.


is this the 3rd season of twin peaks?


thats the point


what the heck is really going on around here?


Whadda bout my turn?


it would be funny if it wasnt true


and the bitch want 6 foot 3 millionare


pumps gas for tips


i could tell you the story about the best 5k i ever spent on lawyers


get in the water and touch the electric wires


now do the fellas that got out of theirs without alimony


save slice plz


dont ask why and you wont be lied to


aint that the truth


you got fedi up and running on your typewriter?


i dont give a fuck about russian and ukraine.
I dont give a fuck about israel and palestine.


Tyler wants to see your nipples.


no mocking.. this is serious business here


did she show you her amethyst crystals?


do you know what year this was by chance?


a e s t h e t i c


If this is you DM me

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damn, no one paying attention these days


story of my life


he earns his keep


smash a bunch of small ones together


the small kind


a few


Yes


its hard out there for a pimp


Don’t dox my room plz


this is why i dont talk to people anymore


good


😩

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i only have one AK but shit goes boom... wheres my trad wife?


you sound like the dude at pizza hut when i told him i needed 100 pizzas in an hour.


no worries im just saying things to say it


posts flowing through the aqueduct


hes 11 and that shit can be reversed... not like he chimped out on an uber driver and killed him like that 14 year old girl


!false


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That boy is innocent


its been maybe 20 years since i caught up with that but is they really doing butt stuff now?


back in my day Shiva was a summon on Final Fantasy


I used “Ask Jeeves” and this popped up

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On my way too rn

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Get one of those cheese bagels or whatever the hell you call them over there.


Everything was better back when it was better


To be fair women are terrible.
(As a straight man)


your posture is that they are only accusations?


im about to commit a small offence


imagine a fog horn coming out your ass in jail


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Too spooky for you 🙈


n i g h t s h i f t

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when he went from how to sharpen an axe to hey you need to mix old motor oil with paint and sand and fill up water balloons.


Dig a trench around your house.
Fill it with alligators.

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Soon as I make my first million I’m getting a mint condition Honda CRX.

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https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

classic... if youve never seen.. you should.


based


Replace gas powered vehicles with guns


all it needs is a smoke alarm beeping


ive been using soy sauce 😭


It’s Friday 🥳

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“So we got rid of all the files”

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jesus


we dont do that on nightshift


guy that only goes on twitter and pornhub.


id imagine thats what the people that have to put shoes back in the shoe box feel after some bastard kids wreck the whole shelf.


there is a shipping place near me called "we will handle your packages and keep them warm and be gentile like a mother bird with her fragile eggs"


it was added to urban dictionary before '03 so fuck em its public vernacular

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much of it is overrated. Much of the hype precedes the invention of the MP3 though... so it was usually group experiences like everyone getting baked at a friends house.

there are some absolute gems though that still hold up in current year.

Yes, too many people wear the dark side of the moon prism t shirt... just like many kids these days will wear a nirvana shirt and cant name a single song.


The hype precedes the music.
Victims of success.

Smoke some weed and play Shine on you crazy diamond.

I haven’t smoked weed in years but if I did I’d play that.


damn jamokes hittin the gritty


turned me into a horder but i was on a 4GB drive at the time


my first mp3 was a nine inch nails song  :music:


did DN3D support IPX or you run IP over IPX?


stay vigilant out there fellas


Michelle Obama looking rough


n3f fiending some retussy


I thought this was your girl

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I don’t see Sephiroth anywhere so she’s doing something right.


They need to make some Gucci branded vaccines so these mischievous teenagers looting in Philadelphia can get their fair share of health.


The lights keep blinking that means it’s working.

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I’ve had a copy of Gentoo that’s been compiling since 2015.

I can’t bring myself to stop it. That sunk cost fallacy got me.


Curb stomping intensifies


ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR


This how you do bios on the fedi

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Slow down I’m still logging in.

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the car i bought brand new for 19k in 2019 with a manual transmission not for sale in america in anymore.

hell hath no fury if some dipshit ever rear ends me and totals this car. im riding it past 300k miles or until gas is $30 a gallon.


bro i seen a dodge charger for $200 a month for 230 months... thats a damn mortgage.


Keep scrolling

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luckily i just had to go upstairs to disable the new stupid animations. if that shit was on a clients system that would be fucked.

absolutely retarded apple idea to change login screen to have a fucking 4k HDR video blasting on boot until you can login for the first time after the update and disable it.


holy fuck do not update any macs to todays update if you VNC into them... even on the same LAN...

The fucking animated lockscreen basically gives you 2 seconds to type in user / pass before the animation forces the shit to refresh which clears the user / pass field. rinse repeat.


hey that looks just like my bike 🤨


he is but he refined like those elephants on the babar show.

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id like to add they can have our women but we get their women.


❤

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when mike tyson says my name


Fancy as fuck

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Are you still tying your shoes in 2023?


im equally invested in the down as i am invested in the up..
steady as she goes.


some say they have nothing to lose


im still on system 6 will this work?


lucky


this is my favorite meme of fall 2023


I had the high score on that game back in 2004


Hungry boy


Ahhh. Obscure DM

Play Tora Tora Tora (live) next


tiddy before midi


:fever: JEWS


I’m thinking we should order the grilled cheese off the kids menu. Half the price an double the value.


How about some 80s pop?
Redeem yourself.


that was slightly better. there were parts i enjoyed.


maybe they should be.

try assemblage 23


we get it... you like industrial music


I need another one of those chairs where its a bunch of curvy wood parts and a fabric thing that hangs in the middle


Why you speaking like the dude at IKEA


That’s a bit past being on fire


your shit stank

i said it


it would be for the benefit of the future people


i consider myself open-minded when it comes to music.

that shit you posted was noise.


drink
fight
fuck


BURN


We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke


Nailed it. I’m living modestly and stuffing away dollars like it will matter. HYSA keep bumping up the percentage. Damn near 5%.

I do carve a certain amount to buy silver coins.

But desperation overcomes me and I picture it all not mattering.

So I live for today.


n i g h t 🌙 s h i f t

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I've awakened deep inside some madman's dream
this is not my country
this is not what i believe


My son texted me some pictures of cars he likes. He said he loves red cars. I texted him a picture of my red 1989 Acura Integra in my highschool parking lot.

Whenever I get the response “goodnight” that’s his mother taking his tablet from him and telling me she wants me to stop responding to him.


If my wings should fail me

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Last week this dude from my old life (roughly 2004) did a person search on me to find my phone number.

He left a voicemail. I took the bait and responded.

Turns out he says the advice I gave him and the mix cd I left in his car shaped and changed his life.

I wasn’t ready for that.


When nostr:npub1y7urda0puhzwr8rsw9vs7fclzk9c8fhc5zhpc8y2kyr68g9z4axqynagv7 Finally publishes his choose your own adventure book.

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Me on the other side of the coin

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I wouldn’t recommend either.


orchestrated destruction of ability to live as we have known.


I wonder what percent of the population actually see that the pilots are nose diving and why so few actually say they see it.


get it while the getting good before they start serving bug sandwiches.


time to play some a perfect circle


why it sound like this mfer spittin

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too much sugar and calories... i need to get my buzz on a different way... problem with vodka i gotta get the small bottles... back when i did drink it I drink until its empty. So i need the little kid size plastic flasks and a bit of orange juice.


havent had vodka or weed in nearly 3 years... just sip on a 6 pack usually.


the beer makes me fat... the vodka turns me into a monster. maybe i need to start smoking weed again


hit F5


im not the one drinking bud light and suggin dicks


Corey Taylor drinking bud light


i seen them in San Jose around 96-97 when they first album release

(yes i know the first wasnt the first but im talking first to show up in a hot topic)


he scratched my slipknot cd and burped at my fathers funeral.


I’ve trespassed him off the property a dozen times at the one I work at and he’s back the next day.

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you tell him i want my bicycle back


its friday 🥳

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There’s gold in them thar hills

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thats graphene you dummy


is this related to the postgres issues you were having a while back?


sniff a shoe


How I heard the first 2 lines

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half price appetizers

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📂Documents
  └📁Music
      └📁Chrono Trigger OST
          └📁Bad Songs
              └⚠This folder is empty


This how I sleep.

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i never understood hats. hoodie gang for life.


They out here sucking dick on the line of scrimmage.


Computing should be cozy

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How dare you

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I’m not upgrading my Apple Watch cause i only use it to check the time and get notifications. I don’t care if they added ray tracing to the new one.


they took some money from microsoft in exchange for making internet explorer the default browser...

Microsoft was in the middle of an anti trust thing at that time so it was cost of doing business for them.

I think it also included guaranteed support for a port of Office to the mac platform.


the first covid was a test run to feed the models to determine where the lines will be drawn when they get serious.


i would agree... fewer available options should lead to a more predictable result.


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what happens when everyone goes crazy?


when society needs to be rebuilt these memes and gifs will forge a mighty new world.


i told my boss he has to pay me in silver dollars at current salary rate.


This is where I store nightshifts 10 best posts.

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send em over to my house


fuck off nigbot you have never been funny


the reality is that half the population have already been deep programmed and can no longer think for themselves. we are in a lot of trouble as these zombies will demand us that can think onto a train car to eradicate us.


x11 will survive all of us


its 1am and you up here with the GM


i see you matty


i probably should have in retrospect.


my ex wife is trying to turn our son into a permanent dependent so she has someone in her life forever.

son husband is what its called apparently.

family courts are focused on destroying families.


i did a proof of concept in 2014 with an arduino in a restaraunt kitchen just reading some inputs and turning on some LED for certain statuses and the fucker is covered in grease and still works.


you are the wind beneath my wings 😭


23:45 round these parts


public records


sheriff told her to fuck off. still got a few good ones out there.


It do be that way though


But that’s how I do

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thats what nostr:npub15vfm5ca5tptr6h6lk50nd6msu2sqgremu4z4a2en84ly04uzg88sqa94sp told me


I accidentally broke my girlfriends glasses.

She said she can’t see me anymore.

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you serving disappointment and shame is whats on the menu


get yourself a pistol
get yourself a dog
stay up all night getting drunk sleeping on a hollow log


TRUE or FALSE

you always send back your food at the restaurant


this is for shitposting not a hookup site weirdo


your neighbors telling me you need to turn down your tv and pipe down. there is way too much commotion coming from your place.


how would you feel if put a turtleneck sweater on you and hit you with a tennis racket?


what appears to be the trouble up in here?


It’s the weekend!!!

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thats the motherfucker that took a shit on my roof and stole my mail.


You tell Jamal i want my bicycle back


sniff a shoe


you can save them "busted mic guy"


Now do this one

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No, it’s still gonna be busted microphone guy.


its that time again for the clock puncher to sleep... i think its friday though.

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im bringing regular chips and the kind with the wavy edges... some chunky salsa. an 80s mix tape. 144 bottles of beer... and some fireworks you can only get on the indian reservation up here.


maybe the mormons were right


when im a quadrillionare i wont have one big bbq but actually a fleet of webber grills


backhands with the spatula i brought to another mans bbq


when they gonna learn?


IRS counts all contributions under 501(c)(3)

get your necromancer game on


but did you die?


feed his passion.
- from a dude that didnt have a dad.


Trudeau gonna send you to the maple syrup gulag.


its not going to be okay

time to panic


it involves complicated shapes


oh no


time doesnt exist


That’s what? 4 kids?


He will show up alright. Wearing khakis and a tucked in shirt.


The things I don’t know could fill a warehouse.

So I get jobs that want what I do know.


Going the extra year would have zero positive effect in my life.


I’m content


I dropped out of highschool to switch to full time and I’ve never regretted it.

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ɯnl


its like the playdoh toy


that has to be germany. they went overboard unless you built a mosque.


Is that Albania time?

you mean 2023/12/31

YYYYMMDD is the true way


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TFSsqnpHY

young Swedish kid kills it in this one


depechemode did a cover of moonlight sonota.. you wouldnt really know it unless you knew it cause its just piano.. but one of my favorites


pleasant


i cant tell if hes humble bragging or getting ahead of the story to establish his believed consequences of complying.


Logging on

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bitches love deep dish


welcome to far harbor


new fabs popping up in arizona... apple now making their own cell modems and just renewed their ARM license through 2040.


Quit my job today

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