nostr:npub1qktts9naunvjdwsktq5xjdhwh539xt4x0mqj4yxq0q9dvm03ljvs6sms0r  happy Veterans Day you filthy animals. https://image.nostr.build/a33d1549042a33f4ee378a8c77dd4c70e42b56c59df3d04edb36dadd5705b65c.jpg


Don’t threaten me with a good time (bitcoin circle jerk)


I have a love/hate relationship with docker. I’m definitely comfortable and proficient with “containers,” but I’d rather not deal with it.


That is a cool idea. Might be able to convince my wife to finally jump in the nostr pool.


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https://m.primal.net/LBpG.png


See this page https://midwestmycology.org/entoloma-abortivum/

The reason why the state of Michigan doesn’t include the non-aborted form in the list of 20 spectate can be wildly harvested for sale is because of the many poisonous look a-likes.


I’m pretty sure you should not eat the developed version. The shrimp of the woods is an interesting mushroom. It’s a fungus parasitizing another fungus.


Anybody shilling shitcoins should perform seppuku.


What is this  “reading” thing you speak of?


100K before 2025 without a doubt if Trump Diesel AKA 45 Savage wins. Actually, I would take that bet if I could.


🫠 oh no that is so terrible. We are surrounded by fucking losers man.


Better get some Metamucil.


I agree with your take. But I did read “Should the need arise, there are other ways of getting what you need” as “will perform sexual favors for cucumbers and broccoli.”

😝 sorry I couldn’t help myself.


I was introduced to the Bhagavad Gita from a series of  recordings of 19 lectures Ram Dass gave in 1974 at the Naropa Institute. They are very good. I think I have the recordings somewhere on a hard drive. I tried to find them online but they no longer seem to be available.


Somewhere between 18 months and 3 years old a child naturally starts dropkicking people.


Finished another 100 miler. This time it took me 29:08. I think I’m retired, something I always say right after. https://image.nostr.build/704d69d3a5bbc17e782ec18e44e90bf7f9fa800793a51086af35de9ee05cae7b.jpg


I call this picture “God’s Wiener.” https://image.nostr.build/6a54204dca007a5c829787669ff13e7520b5d4303ffe1f41f7241230e3c9030b.jpg


Mmmmm sweat corn

https://fountain.fm/episode/89zmU3Jg4tkx9rTtTVAm

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpy7w46sqw2ucxuqsuk8zj3zw8v3nxu9cmcz7e05ydcdm84w8da6e6srmes


Behold, God’s wiener. https://image.nostr.build/6a54204dca007a5c829787669ff13e7520b5d4303ffe1f41f7241230e3c9030b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bfc725a6bc1c294cb084419cf3eceae995acfe8646c1243230e122a97e94122b.jpg


That is a good trick too. You just focus on getting to the next aid station. Run Woodstock/ Hallucination 100 is the best ultra in Michigan.


The way I mentally prepare for a 100 miler is I run 10 miles at my planned race pace. Once I am done I then tell myself “you can definitely do that 9 more times.” It sounds funny but I think it works. Anybody else got any tricks like that?


HelloWorld

Family man, Software engineer, Jiujitsu enthusiast, Ultramarathoner. Taliban tried to kill me but failed.


I’m in the market for a crossbow. I can’t pull back a compound bow due to a torn labrum.


Nice


That is a great quote.


How much for making “it” hard?


I definitely don’t miss it.


*not pouches


Put a dip in, preferably it pouches. Don’t spit. Swallow your saliva until you get sick and puke. Do this until you no longer crave nicotine.  You’re welcome.


What is this post about? I’m missing the context.


Yep

nostr:note19th0nq9azr7m8ltwqm69wd7k70rfpldn9lqphxnz6mec3cy7y7hqyqefm3


Tried to login to my Schwab account. Nothing to see here. 🤦♂ https://image.nostr.build/806d68ed9cade969192914b12206116d65b3475ca796976b8b9d547c37fdbe27.jpg


I like to brush them off as I am harvesting. If a specimen is really dirty, best to just leave it. If you are trying to seed another forest you can cut off the real dirty part of the base and toss them whey you have more hardwood trees.

Sounds like you found a good spot. You can now start checking that spot any time between June to September.


Michigan https://image.nostr.build/69ee0064a919647b6a4975e24a3cd0aac41c39d057fd028d13c7e53d47acec33.jpg


Fried Pike. Pretty damn good. Haven’t eaten Pike in probably 10 years. https://image.nostr.build/b50330fa201032320651f15a44dcc814969182e3c878113226df53c5ce467f9f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b4884f3222b015fa8b3d0aaf0add7bc21c5813c47a29d73a5cd07e6f4d20a756.jpg


I always thought it was in reference to which hand a person uses to masturbate. Learn something everyday.


Pike*


We caught two large Pile this morning. It is a good day. https://image.nostr.build/b4884f3222b015fa8b3d0aaf0add7bc21c5813c47a29d73a5cd07e6f4d20a756.jpg


It was difficult for me to read. I have a pretty strong Krugman filter.


Michigan summers are hard to beat. https://image.nostr.build/6c96780f1af9938ceec5ef7138ff76de99edc6b2241bb9be447164a8fb772783.jpg


X is 💩


What is the interest rate?


I saw the last half of this interview. I think the Senator from Tennessee understands what’s up with how important mining can be to energy and the grid.


The “I’m with her” tagline worked so well in 2016. Time to bring it back. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/0179646fb3565365c6118d1336a71b80726b2a00d042e36e6793f35abf24f9fd.jpg


Afghanistan’s opium/poppy export was booming for the 20 years we had boots on the ground. Huge success.


I have two toddlers in diapers. They are damn near on a carnivore diet. Better than eating only gold fish crackers and other junk food like some other kids I’ve seen.


Too young to be a millennial.


Yep, living that right now. It’s going on 39 months at my house.


Nice! I’d keep that shit private though.


No taxes for new business for 100 years!


Nothing screams “America” more than “American Defense” box of fireworks made in China.

Happy “fireworks on sale” day everybody! https://image.nostr.build/6b597804bcfa3612919a07477759afc8c4d167f0fa6f5efa72220d1d7fc343cf.jpg


Thank you for the tip! I will check it out.


I was born and raised Catholic. Took part in the various sacraments. I’m done, will never go back. The more I read the Bible and think about the Catholic Church doctrine and sacraments the more I’m pushed away. Not even considering the pedophiles and sexual criminals the church covered for. Then you got “devote catholic” Joe Biden lol. What a disgrace. No offense if you are Catholic. I have many friends and family that still are and I don’t fault them. Just figured I would share.


Been studying this arm triangle that Dante Leon hits in this match. Pretty slick if you ask me.

https://youtu.be/B5o0g1DDkW0?si=YtejfFC-WTixSSTp


What are the alternatives to electric fences? Is it only higher and/or barbed?


Don’t threaten me with a good time https://image.nostr.build/7b8e548e95e8564b53210141248b52506f0dbe09b4e66d2003b27979df996023.jpg


This sounds like too much work. I’m just going to listen to what the government officials and corporate media tell me.


This is hilarious. Is this real? I thought this was a joke.

https://youtu.be/IOBvWmjreBE?si=2IU0-JVBlXWo647k


Doctors should prescribe exercise. Instead they prescribe SSRIs, GLP-1s, uppers and downers.


Press the [esc] to enter the command mode and then enter:

! kill -9 `pgrep -i vim`


My two year old only eats the cream cheese off bagels. It is pretty funny.


Multiple us government and state government entities have lost my information 🤦♂


Signed up for another 100 miler. It’s like a legal acid trip. If you know, you know.


Media is playing up bird flu. Maybe that is Covid 2.0.


I had to manage a Jellyfin instance once for a work project a couple years ago. I love that project.


That is definitely a big problem.


Only reason I have a “Conbase” account is so I can collect a reward for learning about these other useless crypto projects. I definitely don’t hold this bullshit, as soon as I collect I convert to Bitcoin 🤣. https://image.nostr.build/d75ab4b37d0403e77193fb620d191c48a27245c8e2a5385978fcb1f30fb08d80.jpg


Definitely. I dealt with severe depression and possibly something akin to ptsd from 2103 to 2016. I cured myself by running ultra marathons. If you go to the doctor they will just try to push hard core psych medicine on you instead of just prescribing cardio.


Haven’t found his npub yet.


That is a good assessment.


Mile high club


A tangent to what you are talking about…
All these kids attending public schools are trapped in the Google ecosystem from the moment they start kindergarten. I don’t think administrators, school boards, and parents understand the implications.  I wonder if P2P can succeed at scale without some kind of awakening.


You better go to the hospital.


I’m reminded of a phrase I once heard a drunk frat dude yell at the top of his lungs after bonging a beer… “Raw dog and bail.” Sorry if that isn’t helpful.


Back in my day it was Zimas and Cherry Skoal pouches.


You are in DGAF mode.


I just harvested a fresh supply of fucks the other day. It was a good thing too. I almost ran out.


I create 10 bugs for every feature I write.


They have some cool stuff at @ltngstore


+ 21 sats


Some scammer who called him.


I just realized I’m in the wrong line of work.🤦♂ If only I didn’t have a conscious.


For anybody who uses fountain, here is the episode link

https://fountain.fm/episode/J9IfrpBVnqppTDP3YOUt

I didn’t know he had a podcast.


Democracy is at stake bro.


Deez Nuts 2024! All zaps to this post will be donated to Deez’s campaign. This is a fight for democracy.


I know the feeling.


How could you write that article without mentioning Nostr?🤡🤣


Not too surprising. Most people are technologically caged and they don’t even know it.


My answer: https://image.nostr.build/1901c299c85c16c4d9108daa3b86ae499dadef843868e6af1c119b858b4acf43.jpg


Who wants to get zapped? I just opened a fresh lightning channel and them sats are burning a hole in my pocket.


This is perfect.


LinkedIn is absolute dog shit. Now, my feed is skewed a certain way, given my job history, all I see is the cross section of “military industrial-complex” and “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.” As you can imagine, the content in my feed is terrible.


Care to elaborate on how you fucked up your opsec?


Hmmmmm, sounds like a mounted triangle.


I ended up watching his first episode back. I don’t think I will watch it again.   It is definitely some clever propaganda.


My tmj is stress induced. I have a mouth guard thing that I am supposed to sleep with but haven’t adapted to yet. Controlled breathing, yoga, and exercise is the way to go.


Will definitely be anti-climactic.


1 Minecoin = .00000000000000000000000000001 Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/a364d7ed008dff603e48989fb1651c54c3f9c4e525a7ea5796d764d318980ef8.jpg


Yeah, you are probably right.


Don’t threaten me with a good time


Thanks for posting. I’ve never seen that rant.


Do any real journalists exist? I only see propagandists and parasites in the legacy media. Good luck though, I think you have a good idea!


Ultra marathons are like a vision quest. Especially if you are running by yourself through the night on trail in some woods after running all day.


Me from shouting from the bedroom: “Have you brushed you teeth yet?”

My 9yo son mishearing me from the living room:

“Satoshi Nakamoto?! What did you say about Satoshi Nakamoto?!

The future is bright.

#bitcoin #plebchain


Sounds like you guys have the right strategy 🤡


The hits


🤣 this has to be parody


Where the hell is nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn ?


My daughter thinks Easter eggs are dropped by helicopters. This came from her going to a “marshmallow drop” the day before Easter, which involves helicopters dropping marshmallows .


No sense in dropping thousands of dollars on a spiffy machine with a gpu. If you go with the refurbished minimum feature laptop you will not be tempted to use it for other things which  is probably good from a security aspect.


Refurbished business class laptop is the way to go. Can get them pretty cheap from new egg or Amazon. You can probably even get it without the windows license, which will save you even more money.


Watched it a couple times. The biggest thing I found off was her eyes.


Don't Fear the Scott Candle.

Embrace it. #Bitcoin
With Arms Wide Open

https://m.primal.net/Hnkj.jpg


All good now. I will not make that mistake again!


Damn, that guy is a fucking loser.


I don’t know man. When I started stacking I didn’t fully understand the play between UTXOs and fees. Long story short, the majority of my UTXOs were around 100 to 200k sats. To stick with your trading comparison, I’d rather consolidate and have a hedge against a sustained high fee future.


What ultra you doing?


Half the teams at my company use Teams and the other half use Slack. Not cool. Most people have to keep both open. Not cool.


Lucky You (feat. Joyner Lucas) - Eminem


Can't tell difference between dead internet theory and linkedin https://image.nostr.build/9987ca84b2d74e81d84190de5616f095667de75559410e9c2d956adf435eecfd.jpg


🤮 that is hilarious. My LinkedIn feed is a combination of woke leftist drivel and warmongering military industrial complex propaganda. Only reason I haven’t gotten rid of it already is because I have lined up multiple interviews from interactions with recruiters.


Understanding Bitcoin:

People are used to the idea that they must record the deed in the land registry when they buy real estate. Otherwise a seller A might defraud buyer B by selling the property to a second buyer C.

In Norway we pay a fee (tax) to the government every time we do this. The fee is huge, 2.5% of the market value of the property. We aren't obliged to record the purchase, vut we need the security that it offers.

When you have recorded the deed you can see in the public record that you are the owner.

And if you ask the controller of the registry, typically a local or central authority, they can tell you about previous transactions, who sold the property for how much back in time, and so on.

Bitcoin has a similar registry, but it's open and it's free for all to look into. Just download the Bitcoin software and you're good to go.

There are two differences: It's not land, but money that is recorded in Bitcoin. And you don't see who owns the money, instead you see user names ("addresses") and how much bitcoin these user names control. If you like that kind of entertainment, you can also track each transaction in the Bitcoin network, all the way back to when the first bitcoins were mined.

When people invest in bitcoin, this is what they get: A registry.

But, this isn't all.

A second feature they get with bitcoin is access to an infrastructure that enables them to transfer bitcoin securely, at high speed and low cost from username A to username B.

The third feature worth mentioning is the type of money that bitcoin represents.

Just like currency, bitcoin isn't backed by anything physical.

But unlike currency, the production of bitcoin is capped to 21 million. And now more than 19.6 million have already been created.

This capping ensures that everything that you price in bitcoin goes down in price, which is the opposite of currency.

By other words, when you have bitcoin you get price deflation instead of price inflation.

This means that the value of bitcoin increases over time instead of going down.

To conclude, bitcoin has economic value because:

- it's money that increases in value over time
- that you can transfer from A to B securely at high speed and at low cost
- while each transaction in the registry is open and can be verified for free by everybody in all eternity


This is what an estimated 200 lb IED does to a Stryker. March 17, 2013. https://image.nostr.build/dcb2eb311c20495f264825f820c16bd28c6751b8a3790bab9a567b96cf0f26c2.jpg


Some good shit man! RIP Nate Dogg.


https://image.nostr.build/628cf23b5ebabaca3ce656e4f3494116a2d61db7f4c5d94b2ba58cec7ca58476.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 834,996 🤙💜


Made me think of this meme

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They are always fucking us. Damn it!


I’ve completed five 100 milers and 6 other ultra marathons. Every race I have run was in Hokas. Most of my training was in Hokas. They are very comfortable and great for my wide foot.


My favorite quote from the episode:

“I don’t give two fucks about a nebula” - nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs


This is great 🤣


Embrace Bitcoin ethos or violate your fiduciary duty. That is the Trojan horse.


Blackrock doesn’t own Bitcoin. The Bitcoin protocol now has a position in Blackrock. They have accepted the Trojan horse.


At least you recognize that. No offense, but both are probably true 🤣


Good thing the brain dead lefties at The Economist are coming around 🤣


How to take your mind off the pain

https://youtu.be/hMUugiSPhmo?si=asem-4QGvE48pvUi


The VA is doing Battle Field Acupuncture. It did seem to reduce some of my pain. So if you are in pain, jab some needles in your ear, good to go. https://image.nostr.build/eb6ccc1a42e3566ea7b26ab86dc63a03168ae71e68d1db426b737626f560cf05.jpg


Thank you for posting. A couple years ago I was looking for such a tool and I did not come across this so I am pretty excited. I used Grammarly when I was in graduate school and was pretty happy with it but decided I didn’t like divulging all my written ideas to their service so have since gave it up.


Seems to be true. Unable to load Facebook.


https://image.nostr.build/b281114482fc884247a6b939c189c0dd6b2d3952787926adaa76d520d300741b.jpg
#meme #memestr


#Dating #Lifehacks
https://image.nostr.build/cb4109143481a13f72892101667142fbae74c721002462a42367c9da85d66463.jpg


The main takeaway here is that if you enjoy something you may want to obtain a copy of it because it is only a matter of time before some government or corporation decides something is “wrong think.”


Just found out there are multiple episodes of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” that were removed from Hulu. My head is about to explode. Don’t get me wrong, there are way more fucked up things going on than a dumb tv show being censored, but come on man? It is satire 😵💫🤦


Very unfortunate that I lost all my Bitcoin right after this new bull run kicked off. I have terrible luck.


I got something similar for the Michigan Department of Natural Resources. Basically it is a license to harvest Memes from the wild.


They aren’t ready.


Good analogy. I don’t think they were ready for this orange heroic dose.


That sounds terrible.


Obviously I’ve seen a few Bitcoin phone memes today. This one is my favorite so far!


Ha.
https://i.nostr.build/JDWl.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/r76a.jpg


lol a broken man


Wearing a mask outside 😂. How can I signal to people that I am brain dead leftist?


Been using GitHub Copilot for some personal projects. I’m very unimpressed.


Propaganda is too strong. The average person thinks the internet is Twitter/Facebook/Youtube. I’m going with Collectivization for $200 Alex.


I can’t believe you are sleeping in.


Last weeks I think.


The dipshit he had on from The Economist was terrible. What a disgusting person talking about how great it is that we can fund the Ukrainian war. They all die and we just chill.


“The Daily Show” with Jon Stewart is a clever piece of propaganda that allows people to chuckle along and nod in agreement as they are subtly lead to the opinions they are told to have. Don’t waste your time.


This sentence Pashto grammar has.


Sounds like something a Marxist would be doing


I’m just a dumb state school graduate, but what’s with these ivy leaguers trading GBTC instead of holding the real asset? 🤙


Doing stuff


I only have Facebook and Instagram now so that I can selectively harvest memes from Nostr for the purpose of inspiring normie friends and family. I’m kind of running some low-grade psychological operation 😂.


Who the fuck is still on Twitter?


Doesn’t seem like there is a mobile wallet that supports watch only for native segwit. Blue wallet and Green both don’t seem to allow you to set the derivation path before importing a watch only wallet.


I’m looking for a new browser at the moment.


Spartans whooped some ass tonight. Go Green! https://image.nostr.build/2814009d06e46cd24c229090c19a6bdb270cc6bc0a4ad37c5e71cf563a78c47b.jpg


I made that comment in jest. All of those colors exist in the larger box of crayons. Putting them all together and calling it “Colors of the World” is hilarious. This particular box costs over a dollar more than the regular box. Nobody is buying this dumb shit. https://image.nostr.build/60e74085f2c2b786cc5bde0ce81c34f279617e8f7690809feebf1ab8f5c834da.jpg


One box of anti-racist crayons please https://image.nostr.build/cb93ede57f5625e71b279629c1e2f59b064b1cbc709c03ff38f9c329b1472579.jpg


Which awakening? And what makes you say that?


Detroit is safer than San Francisco today.


Been waiting my whole life for this!


Thank you!


I just experienced the same with Ubuntu 22 which I just checked and it is based on Debian 12.


Ingredients for kimchi-kraut https://image.nostr.build/51de2d3ddac546a66b7f73ad51fd5fbca2ff8b55ba3f3c4643fd92bbe674dce1.jpg


Proof-of-Kraut https://image.nostr.build/94d84ab2073ae4f71f8ad9102d69f67c1f7b93804556374c27144c6959ea5089.jpg


My favorite day of the month! This Thursday is the SWMI bitcoin meetup. Come for excellent discussion, drinks, and a variety of high quality goods like dairy products and coffee. If you have something to sell, bring it along!
https://www.meetup.com/michigan-bitcoin-meetup/events/298461510/?utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=share-btn_savedevents_share_modal&utm_source=link


The Lions winning 1 playoff game doesn’t make up for 30 years of disappointment.


Hey everyone. My desktop just blew up last night (likely CPU or motherboard).

I'm not asking for donations, but if you'd be willing to spread the word about the open source hardware password managers that I build and sell, it'd really help me out.

https://hax0rbana.org/signet

I am an independent open source software/hardware maintainer and my dream is to be able to earn enough doing that to pay for my food and shelter.

I sell the hardware at just above cost to fund experimenting with new designs (and now, apparently, to save up for desktop computer repairs).

I'm committed to open source hardware/firmware/software and long term support!

#OpenSource #Software #Hardware #Security #infosec #cybersecurity #OpenHardware #GrowNostr


Man that stinks.


I’ve made sauerkraut. I’ve made kimchi. Now I’m about to make kimchikraut. Will post pictures later.


Anything digital. If you start getting into roasts or slow cooking/smoking/bbq you will want one that you can leave in so you don’t have to open the door.


Do you have a good thermometer? You’d be surprised at how many people don’t use a thermometer when cooking meat. That is the only way to hit that perfect temperature and ensure nobody gets food poisoning.


It was kind of a joke. If you can imagine how terrible of an experience you would have if you needed to interact with your apps on your phone via command line. I do software for a living but I’m rarely doing UI/UX work. Most of my interaction with things I’ve worked on has been through the command line.


command line interface ux/ui designer here. Does that count?


What percentage of healthcare is government spending? I bet it is well over 50%


Moved back to Michigan over a year ago but haven’t been able to make it to a meetup yet.


Just pmcs’d the snowblower. I’m ready to plow some puss and blow some snow now. https://image.nostr.build/5aad97302aac8bc1bc371d5043ed99e1669a1757463913b3d28ab86b6f4f49cd.jpg


If your toddler is being a picky eater, all you have to do is give them filet mignon. Figured that out last night. 2024 might be an expensive year.


I saw the what bitcoin did podcast just had Fran on. Maybe she talked about it on there. Haven’t listened yet.


The corrupted education system and non-stop information and psychological warfare are what keep the average American oblivious.


I just installed Nix OS on a refurbished laptop today!


Nice! I just did some time in study mode on hamstudy.org. It seems like a great resource. Thanks for info.


Next time, crush up the orange pill and slip it into their drink.


Tried to get my PlayStation 4 up and running yesterday for my nephews. Gaming is fucking terrible now. I had 2FA enabled and connected to an old phone number. I’ve tried to get on PlayStation support multiple times in past 3 days only to be told to try again later. Nowadays you have to login into multiple accounts to play fucking game. When I was kid you could pop in a game and start playing. Sorry, I was triggered again when I saw your post about gaming.


Merry Christmas you filthy animals https://image.nostr.build/988ab1490cfd471c1533874e1aff824c5c4e251946f92a09e871532e6cbf1a89.jpg


This must be part of Bidenomics. I can’t even imagine how much they spent on this turd.


Santa whooping the Grinch’s ass

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1442432953010744?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw


🤣unparalleled potential


nostr:npub1qktts9naunvjdwsktq5xjdhwh539xt4x0mqj4yxq0q9dvm03ljvs6sms0r spirit of 21 https://image.nostr.build/301a4ff38b869652fd7fccad83f46b5a65f84382ae9d68dffd58cf1ca7094990.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/2dbfa99121fe1d264dc827369fb95d54998c4690d8719fbe1a19f42d82c891ae.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 820,079 🤙💜


Vote for Skynet 2024 https://image.nostr.build/0492b0cad75eafd64ad4463ad061afe64783aea311a9b5fad95210c36902bb6d.jpg


Good luck on your dog search!


I’ll go with Maltese chihuahua mutt. I have one of those and he is awesome.


Welcome to the party


Yeah, don’t bother. I read it and lost 10 IQ points.


“It’s about 6.2 million times more water than a credit card swipe, according to de Vries.”

Holy shit, these people are so fucking dumb it is amazing. 😂


No fake fiat tree in this house. https://image.nostr.build/1fa1879a8b966dac32dec971b290a78f96482bc149a5add8e40c724b0e516297.jpg


Ignorance is bliss


Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals https://image.nostr.build/f0bd34a326e43ca9c136542f2263073181ce194733532c9b1a1c6c983d76d36f.jpg


I’ve thought about trying to do some small scale mining. For the time being, I hold small positions in some publicly traded mining operations.


Besides utxo consolidation and opening a lightning channel, is there any other way to hedge against high fees?


I used GitHub Copilot for the first time this week. It was nice, it handled some simple requests very well. It also made some dumb mistakes in regards to positional and named parameters being passed to some library calls.


Just heard about https://github.com/thunderbiscuit/padawan-wallet on nostr:npub10uthwp4ddc9w5adfuv69m8la4enkwma07fymuetmt93htcww6wgs55xdlq. Test net only wallet that could help make your orange pills ore affordable!


Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen. And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers’ Green. Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen. Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines, For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers’ Green. Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene. No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he’s emptied his canteen. And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers’ Green. And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen, Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean, And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen, And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers’ Green.


Saw some high school acquaintances posting about buying thousands of dollars of shitcoins. I just don’t have it in me to try and talk them out of it.


https://image.nostr.build/343ab764bbcdb3c746c9460dff187429abd59d1ff96c5b59c9fab437a0428fee.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 815,333 🤙💜


Are you trying to put together some Nostr meetup in Ann Arbor? I would love to attend.


Mutiny has been working well for me as my wallet I zap from.


https://image.nostr.build/19d8ea1c67b80c91e071b153cb00959d6a2a7bb9133ff993065bf35d51dcfa1a.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 🤙💜


You can’t have Halloween in Michigan without snow.


Who the hell take’s financial advice from the Communist Broadcasting Service?


Damn, I use to work with a guy who was like a Cardano-maxi. He had even cashed out his 401k to dump it all into that and another shitcoin. This was in 2021. This is also the time when I realized that I was a Bitcoin only guy. I tried telling him. I hope he got out but I doubt he did.


“Unforseen Resurgence” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bloomberg is hilarious. https://image.nostr.build/1e174875167d7c66453691c953a95b6610528a585dc159cbf8d4c5cf00b0774e.jpg


I came to the realization last night that the movie “Heavyweights” was released in 1995 and was the catalyst for the body positivity movement. Without that film we wouldn’t have 300 pound sports illustrated swim suit models and Lizzo wouldn’t have a career. It’s a good movie but it has done irreparable damage to society.


This project really helped me this week. If you need to get tables out of images or pdfs try this out. Allows for use of the most popular OCR libraries/services.

https://github.com/xavctn/img2table


The way I vacation is by running an ultramarathon. Destroy your ego by running nonstop for 24+ hours. Fuck a beach.


Maybe Twitter is just a shittier imitation of a Nostr app.


Heading to my high school’s buddy’s wedding today. Debating on giving them some bitcoin. I have unused opendime that I will probably use if I decide to do it.


Been there, done that, wouldn’t recommend it.


That is a good point. I have a hard time enjoying movies or shows now that I can’t unsee all the propaganda.


Consider: The brazen censorship & chokehold the establishment is trying to get over social & online platforms – is the level of control they’ve *always had* over television networks & Hollywood.

What if they’ve always been this corrupt, & the only thing that changed was our visibility of it? 🤔


Sign up to beta test our iOS app.. Throw down a burner email for TestFlight, until public link is enabled ✌⚡

https://waitlist.wavlake.com https://image.nostr.build/5dfadcca81f18bf7c10fd5399eb0349396975591adaa0b9df16d39089b64b03f.jpg


Just wasted 60 seconds skimming an article about what not to share with chatgpt - written by NonsenseGPT.

The web is quickly becoming useless.


Lol https://image.nostr.build/0295e46dd8f394207eb9c6db968c74eee415f84b4d53ba238754342605d099b9.jpg


People like this have never been to war. They think it is a game.


In the long run, it all works out. The people dumb enough to fall for this will fail to pass on their genetics. I think there is something else at play though. The main reason I see amongst millennials is pure laziness and lack of maturity but with some lame excuse usually as a deflector. People who regularly listen to NPR will probably go with the climate change reason.


I am definitely interested in that idea. Linkedin has been very useful for me over the pas 6 years. Was able to line up multiple job interviews the two times I was looking to make a change.  Regularly get recruiters sending me messages even when I’m not looking which allows me to keep my ear to the ground. Having said that, I absolutely despise LinkedIn. It is full of war-mongering woke propaganda and half the brainwashed morons on there feel the need list pronouns in their profile headlines. Twitter is probably worse but I deleted my account a couple years ago so don’t actually know.


Only false thing about the meme is people who value ethereum are (1) wimps who don’t have guns and (2) don’t know how to handle gun even if they had one. Most would probably also prefer if the government would outright ban gun ownership. Am I making this up? Yes. But I am probably right. Fuck it, I’d bet the stereotype I just laid out applies to all shitcoiners.


Shit is about to get crazy, good luck you guys! I have a 2.5 year old and 6 month old.


Introducing my two year old to “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Halfway through and I think it is safe to say she is digging it.


but but but I have a lot of friends on nostr


I do see mainstream media reports that the Russians tested their system but who can trust those parasites.


That Russia had a similar test. I got the notification on my phone. I think this is just a way of scaring people for no reason other than to keep people afraid and maintain control. These types of systems can be tested without making people’s phone make a scary sound with a warning message.


I have not heard this. Any source?


Looks like a turd


Could grow some mushrooms on the saw dust.


Drives me nuts. Why would you want to be on the plane longer.


Looking for nostr:npub1q7qtx2k5qevch38nk7wq02gqvwkxldscu6fp293gav4vl7f5k52s4eq5kj who specialize in Python Django development. Would prefer Django Channels experience. We’d pay in Bitcoin.


Wondering if Godel’s incompleteness theorem evidence it was created by us.


It’s crazy how civilization is now fully dependent on some concepts in number theory that were pretty much useless for thousands of years. This article says Euclid proved that prime numbers are infinite around 300 B.C.

https://www.bbvaopenmind.com/en/science/mathematics/hunting-for-prime-numbers-who-cares-and-why/


I had a English Setter when I was a kid. Great dogs.


Teaching my two year old how to hunt https://video.nostr.build/f48323b81b162003eba026847cf8ef1d84b3e43ba0581958e9645d735ed3f2bd.mov


Unsure why Coffee objects could be instantiated empty. Maybe Coffee is a singleton. Both are signs of poor design!


Shaved my head and bought some bitcoin.


I only created a TikTok account to help my friend’s jiujitsu gym advertise. I created a couple videos and even tried to pay to have one of them boosted but my account was flagged as a bot and force closed. I was baffled by the whole experience. Only thing I can think of is it was related to my use of a vpn. Customer service was unresponsive during the thing too.


Great game!


I’d just take some IRL friends lol


I’ve been using Raycon Bluetooth earbuds with an iPhone for about 6 months. They are okay but I think I prefer Bluetooth earbuds that you can wear around your neck (even if looks dorky).


Usually in the context of investing. Sometimes I will say I only accept Bitcoin when discussing payments. Venmo has become the go to way of settling things in my friend/family circle. It is disturbing how everyone has their default setting to announce to the world what they paying each other for on Venmo.


Is this still an issue? Otherwise there may be another issue.
I get stuck here. https://image.nostr.build/00b2fa5ae9ccc9eba08eb203ecb7520696960b09aadf8eb6be85999c57d78eff.jpg


Very cool!


I have never orange pulled anyone. I’ve tried a few times with some family members and close friends but haven’t had much luck. I guess I don’t have the patience.


https://image.nostr.build/0c50dc413609955a27466407b5b162f35b206c4a39267cfe314d79066803a502.jpg
#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

Some extra, unrelated info for us, the #Bitcoin nerds:
Current block number is 809,072 and the next #halving ETA is 25 Apr 2024 20:39:06 UTC. Tick tock, next block and pura vida, #plebchain fren 🤙💜


Hurt my rib last Saturday so have been skipping training all week. I’m definitely bummed but should be back next week hopefully.


Take care of yourself


Increasing my stacking velocity on nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9. https://image.nostr.build/1894465a7af01bfdbdea5693260c5ed8f43ecd1436b1c0c6d0cc078f54e1cbef.jpg


Any Wyoming bitcoin companies looking to hire? Dude that made me a bitcoiner wants to break in. No job too small. Open to part time work.


What freedom technologies are there?

Bitcoin - money
nostr - communication

What else?


The list of people who have a noble peace prize and are also war criminals is pretty short.


I hope you don’t have too much on Binance.


That would be cool, bitcoinecosystem.xyz available on godaddy for $1.99 for first year!


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 and nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg to wallets. Could have a separate section for hardware wallets.


It is a very interesting hypothetical. It is too difficult to predict what would happen. I’m not worried though, they can fuck around and find out.


 https://image.nostr.build/fd9b3295028974b8a94faa4aa609479b42393928f4041338d2989016fd4cfe17.jpg
Current #Bitcoin block: 808,368
Estimated day of #halving: 25 Apr 2024 18:16:21 UTC
#meme #memes #memestr


Time to introduce him to nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 or nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg


Might as well as create a new shitcoin to spearhead this effort.


Deleted Twitter over two years ago. I feel great about the decision!


Who the fuck is paying for Twitter?


One thing I realized was that I can start using it in my day job work. The ability to easily run a shell with additional packages makes it very useful. I’m hoping through that experience I’ll just pick up more tricks along the way.


Well, that rules out my raspberry pi!


NPR has zero credibility left. 1% news, 99% propaganda.


Just started messing with nix too. Very interesting.


nostr:npub10uthwp4ddc9w5adfuv69m8la4enkwma07fymuetmt93htcww6wgs55xdlq nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx inspiration for this came to me during a RHR episode a couple weeks ago.


Yeah, absolutely terrible today.


Man, so much innovation in all those shitcoins lol.


Time for some training. Only hit the mats once this week since I was recovering from the 100km run. My body is feeling better after taking this week off.


The politicians leading the climate charge are too dumb to understand complexity. On the other hand, they are smart enough to run the grift.


 https://image.nostr.build/54260bb0b04c4c475f8b472202d9c1ce2c220790db670665110cf9e446d09e1c.jpg
Current #Bitcoin block: 807,901
Estimated day of #halving: 25 Apr 2024 22:43:57 UTC
#meme #memes #memestr


I had to text this one to my non-nostr using friends


Here's a bathroom for Gmail users

Nothing to hide!

https://image.nostr.build/6269f452bc075c48f87b8133677a2878e4bd9604a4229720b91f2f6f0d82e944.jpg


Nostr, the gateway drug that leads to bitcoin and free thinking.


Are you saying your progression went Nostr then Bitcoin? That is interesting if that is the case. At this point, I’m guessing the majority of people using the Nostr protocol were into Bitcoin first.


My toddler just learned to count and it is a lot similar to how I count beers “two two two two”


I’ve given up on that conversation.


My two year old took like a 4 hour nap today. Tonight will be interesting.


Well obviously Nostr is only worse because our glorious fearless leaders can’t protect us from conspiracy theories here.


My standard of living went up after completely removing windows.


Tried it once. Did not end well.


Is your script open source?


That was lots of fun. It was first time I’ve used any of these image creation tools. And one thing is for sure, the winning images were substantially better than the weird shit I generated.


If you do a lesson on settling up a wallet and sending/receiving that might be a good time to introduce them to nostr:npub18d4r6wanxkyrdfjdrjqzj2ukua5cas669ew2g5w7lf4a8te7awzqey6lt3 . But really stress that there is no single mempool and that mempool.space is just one of many. When you send a transaction as part of your lesson do one that doesn’t have high enough transaction, one that is low and one that is high so they can see how that all pans out.


Alright I need your help folks.

I’m teaching a course on bitcoin this fall at a local college. I need some topics and discussions for the course.

My guy #[0] is also in the business of educating people on bitcoin.

So we’re running a contest. A little brainstorming contest!

The winner of the contest will receive 210,000 SATS ⚡

210 THOUSAND SATS

Here’s how to enter:
1. Comment below with some topics or discussions that would be useful to new bitcoiners
2. Make sure to follow #[1] and the golf company who LOVES bitcoin #[2]
3. EVERY comment (idea) will get a minimum of 21 SATS

Draw will be made Sept 15th! Every comment = one entry!

GOOD LUCK 👊🏼

#plebchain #asknostr #bitcoin


Maybe could do a small lab experiment where students write a script to brute force some type of private key. Could have them do a few different amounts of entropy that are feasible on their laptops. This would be the way to give them an idea of the size of the bitcoin private key space.


One last thing, I tell this to anybody who is interested, if you can do 10 miles at a 10 minute/mile pace you are probably physically fit enough to do a 100 KM. Mental toughness and will power is something you will have to find out on your own when you make the attempt.


You can do it! It helps to get something on your calendar to keep you motivated for training. I’m by no means an elite distance runner but I have finished five 100 mile trail runs and two 100 km runs in the past six years. And don’t get discouraged if you DNF an event I have done  that a few times as well. Sometimes a finish is just not in the cards.


Here is my proof-of-work from this past weekend. It took me 21 hours 18 minutes to finish a 100 KM trail run. This proves I did the necessary training and preparation to complete the race. Sometimes I wonder what society would be like if we required something like an ultra marathon as a requirement for politicians to run for office. At the very least, it would keep these extremely old fucks from  further running the country into the ground. https://image.nostr.build/2c1b548c2687f2f2af3312cca75b48745ffdbeaf1c5142b0b3e140c0e16adc2f.jpg


My recommendation is not necessarily FOSS, though some of the tech stack maybe open source. Synology makes some nice NAS type systems. Software they put on the systems are pretty well polished. They support android and iPhone apps that allow you to easily backup your phone’s camera activities. Like I said, not completely FOSS but a great  alternative that would allow the less tech savvy to get away from relying/trusting Google with their family photos/videos.


Who wants to sign up for a Pfizer clinical trial? They will pay you 1,000,000 Sats to try out a new version of experimental gene therapy. https://image.nostr.build/c21667c9f3f1f5d1d46f005703986d4e4e8b54d546ae8dd4b4f3b1a3619da0c7.jpg


100 KM in 21 hours 18 minutes https://image.nostr.build/2c1b548c2687f2f2af3312cca75b48745ffdbeaf1c5142b0b3e140c0e16adc2f.jpg


I guess relays will start doing KYC-ABAP

“Know Your Customers Aren’t Bitch Ass Pussies”


First pair of speed goats. I’ve had a couple pairs of challengers but this will be my first 100 miler in this model. Where my Nostr ultra-marathoners at? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/4ecb38c5958cb46acf22363befab35b13944877105b604577fb6bd5c6b802378.jpg


Unsure why I hadn’t thought about doing this. I’m glad I saw your post.