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 Worst pet peeve imaginable: when a thing almost but absolutely will not fit into a space. 
 "Are you a good boy?  Only good boys get chew toys" she says as she hands me another toothpick to gnaw on. 
 People would rather tell someone to go to therapy than go to therapy (no one who has gone to therapy will ever recommend therapy) 
 Non-Americans be having the most steadfastly held beliefs about American politics.  I'm not mad, its just funny. 
 I will eat your favorite memory, give it to me now! 
 @d70a3747 standing in a muddy rushing creek barefoot on a good dose of psilocybin watching the sunlight dance off the ripples while my dog was dancing around a big crawfish trying to nip her. 
 @f1ea91ee @rees @df166227 @meso someday, but not for any reason you would appreciate 
 @f1ea91ee @meso @rees @df166227 wait is this a bot? Did I just get jebaited? 
 Kill yourself 
 @f1ea91ee @rees @df166227 @meso someday, but not for any reason you would appreciate 
 nostr:npub1jm40a4vk6mf3ugh7cyc6rmcrld33wuqds03xu4agn0fje8l6ydmqfz83x3 it’s unamerican to work o... 
 @gray @mushroom soup and drinking CocaCola® 
 nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y even if people will take me... 
 @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: I just don't speak Russian so my natural response is "sure, whatever" when I see it. Someone on fedi assumed I was a Slav and I think that spread 
 nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y хуелиз хуевез
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 I need more Feliz Jueves material to post. 
 Good morning gamers its thirsty Thursday, hope your day isn't complete ass unless you're into that

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 Good evening to all my boomers, coomers, zoomers, bloomers, mooners, nooners, tumors, rumors, wombers, and especially doomers. I see you sad mfs and I love you.

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 Enlighten me, my latinx friend 
 @🇧‌🇷‌🇴‌🇳‌🇿‌🇪‌🇦‌... not a real Mexican just worked with them and actually went to mexico... And I mean Mexico city and not tourist traps for amerifats.

Ground meat is americas version. Now real tacos are typically cheap cuts of meat, being cheap food, but ground meat is abhorrent.

Seasoning and salsa is always served on the side to account for taste. Contrary to what some people think not every Mexican wants a whole ass Chile pepper in every bite 
 I don't really like sparkling water 
 @kaia shit tastes like radio static 
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 There are a lot of small towns in Appalachia.  Most of the region consists of these small towns, nothing more than map dots, connected by twisty two lane roads.  Towns that popped up to support a big vein of coal, where company men run the show, and you don't smart off to anyone, because everybody is related to somebody who is Somebody.  These are towns where the nearest cop is at least 15 minutes away, downhill, on US 119, behind a desk in a state police satellite office.  I drive through these towns.  I live in one of these towns.  I buy groceries in another one of these towns.  "The hills have eyes" isn't just a spooky movie title here.

People who are new to the area, like I was, and to some degree still am, stand out.  Little Japanese city cars amidst a county road lined with pickup trucks, John Deeres, and side by sides, people notice that.  And they stare at you.  And they know that I know that they know that consequences are at almost a half an hour away.  Shirtless 12 year old boys, mothers in pajama bottoms and t-shirts that say "Queen of the Double-Wide", bearded fathers with oxygen tanks from decades of working a coal mine, army veterans in fatigues carrying 1911s, all looking to chase you out of "their" town.  Spooking outsiders is a thrill that never fades for them.

Those moments invoke genuine fear.  You're not a coal miner.  You're not a hunter.  You never served.  You're not one of us.  Then, one day, without noticing, you're joining them in the staring.  You're on "stop on the road next to his truck to talk" terms with Joe.  Randall cuts your grass when it gets too high for your little mower.  You helped JR with his computer.  Phil throws a Milkbone over the fence when you walk by with your dog.  You helped Patrick unload mulch on a hot June Sunday afternoon.  You buy eggs and pet the goats when you walk past Autumn's place.  Then, you're no longer a stranger, or an outsider, you're the family that bought the old Adams place, the folks with the big dogs, shrill whistles, cushy jobs, loud guns, and firm handshakes.

This is how a community forms, and even grows.  It forms when people accept other people, when a call for help is answered, and a favor is returned.  I don't look like them, or sound like them, or go to church with them, but I am known, and a mutual respect is had.  So now, the shoe is on the other foot.  Someone else is getting stared at.  Someone else is the guy with out-of-state tags and their head on a swivel when they stop for gas.  And we know that they know that we know, we can do anything we want to anyone we want.  And we've got plenty of time to all get our stories straight.

"Y'ain't from around here, are ya?" 
 Good evening gamers I hope your Friday was chill and you have a cold drink in your hand.

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 I like when the anime avatars on my feed are infighting or at least bickering. Reminds me that were all full of shit. 
 nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y What struck me was that it ... 
 @gray its hard to find chicken that isn't mutant fuckhuge these days. I wind up buying corninsh hens, they're still reasonably sized 
 Just saw a black lady driving through my apartment building's parking lot eating a chicken leg. 
 @gray fried chicken is unironically good car food because its mostly 1 hand. I approve 
 nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y i've heard that before. i'l... 
 @gray a microdose is generally not dangerous and its good for busting bad habits or getting out of a rut. I need some fucking excavator work done though, so to speak 
 nostr:npub1u6g08akz5suk39q6rg20dguwmnn4hkn98vtgpn8yr8uqappwn96ql7su6y My local vape/weed shop has... 
 @gray don't do it alone if its your first time. Need a babysitter 
 Need to take a mushroom trip sometime soon. Need total ego death. Need to break the cycle and unbe what some parts of me am. 
 I don't care who the Alliance sends to my house I am not paying Stormwind any more taxes. 
 Become unmonetizable. 
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 @feld you can't post this and not link $thing 
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 @rees @df166227 @meso this video is Fedi in a nutshell today (I am the dog) 
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 @feld the thought of my phone producing noise is anxiety inducing. I have a weather radio already and I literally don't care what the president has to say or if some old person walked out of a Denny's without their minder.