Dgar

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction. This account isn’t one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #DgarLore #ToraTabby

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic
Music Links: https://ffm.bio/dgar
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@JonDgar
Direct Support: Buy me a coffee at https://ko-fi.com/dgarmusic or PayPal https://paypal.me/dgarmusic


If the cows are asleep, it’s pasture bedtime.


To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza.

So I made bangers and mash because they don’t live in a swing state.


as long as he sticks to interviews on Sky…


None of that here!! 😆


People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.


#Dgar Now listening to:

Little Black Hatchback
 ~ Dgar

This is one of my favourites.

https://ffm.to/DgarLittleBlackHatchback

#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Synth #Pop #Music #MusiciansOfMastodon #SingerSongwriter


#Dgar tried a chatroom once and was talking to guy who claimed he was an obese fifty three year old man living in a caravan park, but there is no way of knowing if these people are telling the truth.


#Dgar won’t rest until they find a cure for insomnia.


This music!
✌😁🤘

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLm4-vY6nKZv56A4nCN0l68jqmBuwxEmas&si=rmiS0CSWAxYmDOJu


For those amazing people who follow me for my music, you might be surprised to know that I also toot the occasional joke or two.


Building a yacht in the shed was going well until sails went through the roof.


All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ Dgar

**3rd place #Fedivision Annual Song Contest 2024**

https://ffm.to/dgarzombies


I installed a router in the barn and finally have a stable connection.


Making music is more important than understanding music theory.


the government taxes cigarettes….


They should have a follow-up to the G7 Summit a week later and call it the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve everything.


All for-prophet organisations should pay tax.


When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.


There’s a gang in my area and they recruit by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don’t join.

But enough about the church…


Not with the hashtag though! 😂


You’re so vain.

You probably think this toot is about you.


If I had a dollar for every time I was pessimistic, I’d have a massive tax bill.


The Dgar Music Collection on YouTube.

Now with added Zombies!!

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLm4-vY6nKZv56A4nCN0l68jqmBuwxEmas&si=BA7r8UmUC2FJQ6f7

#Dgar #DgarMusic #Dgarheads #Indie #Rock #SpaceRock #SpacePop #Pop #Punk #PostPunk #MoonRock #Music #MusiciansOfMastodon #SingerSongwriter #NewMusic #Boost


Join in!

Hashtag: #FortnightFridayMusic
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Subject: #Orphan
Submission: The Pirates Of Penzance - An Orphan Boy
By: Gilbert and Sullivan
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Song Link: https://youtu.be/dYmK-mPUDgQ
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112614821589440482

I’m going with the Australian production with Jon English.  Sorry about the VHS quality…

#music


#Dgar remembers a time when losing your phone was nearly impossible.


#Dgar played The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.


Yes, a US President can be sworn in from behind bars.


Yes, Andre kindly played the drums for me on that track. He did an awesome job. nostr:npub1833e43cxt6dcdhvagnr8evty0sjp3wt605u4w6nmua4faxmtdjaq2tt467


Come for the jokes. Stay for the tunes. 😁

I do pay Soundcloud to publish to all the streamy places, and to store my music, and collect royalties, and a bunch of other stuff, so I do pay to ‘have’ my music on iTunes, but I don’t pay Apple. In fact, Apple pay me. Not very much. The music would need to have a lot more listeners to even cover the costs of my Soundcloud subscription.

So thank you. Thank you for adding my tracks to your library. Thanks for following along. Big appreciation. I’m really happy to be reaching an audience here on the Fediverse.


Thanks for listening! 🤘

Song with just bass?  You must be talking about Only the Music.  I’m pretty happy with how that one turned out. It’s got a midi cello in it too. I’m glad you enjoy it! 😁

I publish to all the streamy places from Soundcloud, where everything I upload lives, including a couple of unpublished tracks.
✌😎👍

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic


Freddie with Montserrat Caballé - Barcelona

https://youtu.be/Y1fiOJDXA-E


The other half is gearing up to revive her YouTube channel. It was started in 2008 with short clips of the plants she lovingly tended in her garden. She was into her “third season” when a bushfire came through in 2011 and much of the garden was engulfed by the flames.  The bushfire became her last video uploads.

Now, over a decade later, and Cilla is finally picking up her passion again, and plans to return to Cilla’s Garden. She’s currently doing time lapse videos of the cleanup. The gardens and pathways are all overgrown and she’s been inspired by lawn mowing time lapse videos of people cleaning up overgrown yards.

For gardening, weird plants, or just to follow “The New Adventures of Cilla’s Garden” when she begins uploading, give Cilla a #LichenSubscribe!

https://youtube.com/@cillasgarden

#CillasGarden #BloomScrolling


No one really don’t knows what she said.

She was in an airlock.

Airlock
 ~ #Dgar

https://song.link/i/1725622589

#DgarMusic #DgarRadio #indie #rock #music


Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.


I read a book called swimming pool.

It gets quite deep at the end.


Legend of legends.


FYI: "Toe the line"

The idiom is toe the line, not tow the line.

The phrase derives from track-and-field events in which athletes are required to place a foot on a starting line and wait for the signal to go. Race officials used to shout “Toe the line!” where now they shout “On your marks!”

Since entering the language, the idiom has developed to mean do what is expected or act according to someone else’s rules or expectations.

#EnglishIsHard


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