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 When did you hug your server the last time? 
 I am in your subnet, awaiting your pings… 
 How to attract cat girls? pspspspsps didn’t work… 
 FCK
NZS 
 Fedi: Germans speaking English to each other…. 
 Endless summer… Plz stahp! :neofox_cry: 
 :3 -> :3
I never had a plastic surgery, why do you ask? 
 

Jetzt kommt das neue MS Teams: Schneller und weniger RAM-Hunger
Das neue MS Teams ist da: Deutlich schneller ist es und fordert weniger Arbeitsspeicher ein – und sogar fast alle Funktionen des Vorgängers sind enthalten. 

cc @6c3ee387
https://www.heise.de/news/Endlich-nur-noch-halb-so-langsam-Das-neue-Microsoft-Teams-ist-da-9326600.html

Musste lachen als ich das in der URl fand: Endlich-nur-noch-halb-so-langsam 
 I send @kaia down the rabbit hole of German “Orders of Merit” 
 

CCC invites to the 37th Chaos Communication Congress in Hamburg
After a three-year break, the Chaos Computer Club will host its 37th Chaos Communication Congress (37C3) from 27 December to 30 December 2023. 

:apartyblobcat::apartyblobcat::apartyblobcat::apartyblobcat::apartyblobcat: 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp do you usually have to get ... 
 @kaia On a workday I get up at 4:45am and leave at ~5:40am, to be in the office ~6:30am 
 Schaschlik 
 I have to name a laptop soon and not a single clue what to use... 
 What does Kaia even mean? 
 Another very expensive premium domain was dubai.xyz with 15.000.000$. The website behind that domain even Cal's for 101.000.000$

:blobcatgooglyshrug: 
 The winner was `bitcoin.inc` with 16.000.000$ 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp but but but... did you try ... 
 @:blobcatverified2: butt butt butt 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp jo Messiahs, wie gehts so? 
 @:blobcatverified2: na eher so doof… das rumhängen ist echt nicht gut für die arme 
 I bims der Messiahs! 
 any users of Revolut or Wise who want to give quick review which one to get? 
 @kaia You can put all your money into “Duck saving”. I will pay you 4,5% interest rate… 
 Yes. I make jokes about death…

Is it irreverent? Yes of course!
Do I care, for the simple fact we all gonna die one day or the other? Nope… 
 Fediverse.
Helping you procrastinate since 2018 
 I programmed VBA in Excel for a few years as a side project to my Windows server administrator job and a proprietary database system, so don’t talk to me like I don’t know what PTSD is…. 
 How the fuck did I manage to make this gif with a more and more broken mouse… :neofox_dizzy:

https://brotka.st/media/352cb6a3026b9dbc9f259502c687286d5437d3caf638bbd6f453bd5b4930bea2.gif 
 Games I have very good childhood/teenager years memory of:  

Transport Tycoon (got it on a CD and will never forget how in a Game my brother and me played together, we reached the year 2050)  

Sim City 2000 (Friend of my brother copied it on two 3.5” diskettes)  

Sim City 3000 (I still fucking love the soundtrack)  

Roller Coaster Tycoon (probably one of the best games ever)  

The Sims  

Sim Tower (hours and hours of setting the office rent to the lowest so they stop complaining on a almost completely finished five star tower)  

Command & Conquer: Red Alert

And a honourable mention the the first FPS I was ever playing: SWAT 3 
 Well… Tuns out my wireless mouse dies after 10 years in service…

Clicks sometimes aren’t registered at all, sometimes it double clicks, sometimes it won’t connect to the dongle…

Time for a new one… 
 Wait… @kaia is a hook up expert? 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp tall ente spotted! only had... 
 @kaia I never had a taller gf, but didin’t really expect to get some, because I am 1,95m 
 >How to monetize your Mastodon Toots!

Oh look... that bullshit just made its way from any corporate social media into the Fediverse. 
 Once had a girlfriend who only wanted guys taller than her because she didn't like kissing down. (She was 1,85m) 
 

Im Kampf gegen den Fachkräftemangel will die CDU eine “Aktivrente” in Deutschland etablieren. Das bedeutet: Wer im Ruhestand weiterarbeitet und hinzuverdient, kann dies bis 2.000 Euro steuerfrei tun. 

ALTER! FUCKING “Aktivrente“!
Anstelle etwas sinnvolles zu tun soll das arme Arbeitervolk doch bitte sich kaputt arbeiten und Rente muss man sich ja leisten können. Ich geh kotzen… :yoyo_puking: 
 A lot of people suddenly: “Discord isn’t a good place for downloads and documentation?”

https://brotka.st/media/50e8e8871a3ddab1fa48baa66ef877d425552627c85197b3f47b6b73f5c56a12.gif 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp :blobcatpirate: 
 @:blobcatverified2: pirating fedi posts? 
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 Where to buy used Laptop? Gimme your links! 
 DEUTSCH SPRECHENDE!
ANWESENHEITSKONTROLLE!
EINMAL IN REIHE AUFSTELLEN UND DURCHZÄHLEN!

ORDNUNG MUSS S(ch)EIN! 
 . @:blobcatverified2: sees blobcat
Jain renotes that blobcat 
 Are you happy to see me or is that a blobcat in your trousers, @:blobcatverified2: ? 
 Isch nutzsche ja nur Schiggnal 
 We are back! 
 Why do I learn of this just now?
https://httpducks.com/ 
 Can... can I go home now? :neofox_bottom: 
 Smooth brain protects against thoughts! Get smooth brain today! 
 nostr:npub1t3zj6fquauqm0acutqvgz539rmw2kznd97quu5cr8w2wm6tmuevq02tfcp they sell a "special" usb c... 
 @c95be2b3 that thing with adapter to lightning… well another point to make more money 
 EU forces Apple to install USB-C ports

Apple: LOOK HOW AMAZING WE ARE! WE INSTALLED USB-C PORTS IN THE NEW iPhone !
NOW GIVE US 1.200€ AND KISS THE FLOOR WE WALK ON! 
 Me yells at people :angryduck: 
 Können wir bitte die Schufa abschaffen oder verstaatlichen?
Warum soll eine private intransparente Firma, darüber bestimmen welche finanzielle Möglichkeiten ich im Leben habe? Wieso kann ich nicht deren Daten einsehen und falsche Einträge löschen lassen? Eine falsche Zuordnung und schon kann es sein das man nicht einmal mehr einen Kredit für eine Wohnung bekommt… 
 I don't like pink that much. purple superiority 
 Born to: Quack!

Forced to: As stated in my last email… 
 @c95be2b3 on the right it is more ballooncat than blobcat 
 Oh a cat girl...
Pspspspspsps.... 
 "Come to us! We are an open space for artists in a federated social network!"

Blocks 99% of the network for shady reasons...

:meowLul: 
 Ich hätte Bock auf 'ne Fedi-WG 
 @0dd0f9c1 um Fedis Drama live zu haben?
Und wie sollen Blocks umgesetzt werden? 
 Still no :neocat: ... :neocat_pensive: 
 Girls :TexasBlush: 
 "jain" ist mir zu positiv. Bin eher für "jein" 
 What the hell... A fuckton of fire brigades, ambulances and police driving around here 
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 @kaia no... But I will take a look at it and program in that safe guard...

But it will take some time, because work and junior 
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 @kaia 41 emojis... :neofox_cool_fingerguns: