That’s financially such a smart idea, mindful 💜


Damn, never heard of that car brand. How is it?


good old Hyundai, how was it?


gn buddy💜💜


Table football is lovely indeed ❤❤❤


Is that actually called foosball?


mm yes, not handegg, Fußball❤


👀 remind me, when it starts

playing table football with friends and it’s midnight ❤


lmao 🤣💜


“Sam… Sam??”


Can somebody ELI5 the whole Silvergate situation to me? 👀😅


It was absolutely amazing 💜💜💜


Absolutely godlike, especially after not having it for so long 💜💜


It absolutely was buddy 💜💜💜


Somehow managed to 🤷♂💜


Hahaha thank you buddy 💜


Trying to maintain my tolerance, and keep it’s effect higher instead of it just turning into a habit and a necessity 💜


Just had my first coffee in a week 🫣👀

☕


Thought it was obvious 👀💜


Going to get a trim today 💜

About time really 😅🫶


When life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia


Royaaa 🤣🤣


No problem buddy 💜💜


You too buddy 💜💜


You too buddy 💜💜💜


I might be taking a long break soon


gn Iefan 💜


Literally me 🤣🤣


Damus


Can you stop exposing my strategies like this 🙏🫠


Damn

Do you think the phones ever miss us? And just shadow vibrate for attention 🤔


I need to find a good recipe and I’ll be on my way 💜🙏

Will post Proof-of-Burrito obviously 🫶


Posting invoices is a 🚩 at this point unless it’s within a thread request.


By the way if you need any help in setting the wine filter let me know you have to use your public key


It's designed to read and broadcast all of your events to multiple relays, providing you with maximum visibility. Additionally, you'll receive a clean Global feed that combines all of the major public relays but filtered without spam

These are the releys you will read and broadcast but without spam

wss://relay.damus.io
wss://nos.lol
wss://relay.snort.social
wss://nostr.oxtr.dev
wss://relay.nostr.bg
wss://nostr.fmt.wiz.biz
wss://nostr.mom
wss://nostr.zebedee.cloud
wss://no.str.cr
wss://relay.plebstr.com (temporarily offline)
wss://offchain.pub


You too buddy 🫶🫶🫶


Derek’s a legend, couldn’t agree more 💜💜


Nostr Plebs users: Have you added our private relay?

If you're a Nostr Plebs NIP-05 ID holder (all domains) you can add wss://relay.nostrplebs.com to your relay list. 🤙


So the users on Damus can copy-paste 💜


Looks like zaplife.lol is going to break 1 BTC for total zaps last week within the next day. ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡


It’s an absolute classic 💜💜


Thank you so much buddy 💜

gm 🫶🫶


Read his book, it’s really a great piece of work 💜


much*


Thank you so muc Zach 🫶💜


⚡Gotta Zap Em All⚡

-Satoshimon


🤣🤣 This is an insane amount


sent 💜


I’m turning more and more into a Bitcoin maxi day by day 😅🧡


Just keeping it 💯


Advice is originated straight from Dankshire Whitheraway ™


Water break

#[0]


pv buddy 💜💜


Sounds like a really interesting challenge 🫶🤔


So true 💜


After receiving all those badges: https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_4d745b14a258a285a8c9cbcedd136cadaf439c05f9e73dc2eec4ad5a2eb6b487.jpeg


Absolutely deserved 💜


Couldn’t even begin to mention those that deserve it. 🧡 just a few mentions below.
#[4]
#[5]
#[6]
#[7]

#[8]
#[9]
#[10]
#[11]
#[12]
#[13]
#[14]
#[15]
I give up. Basically check my followed list and every SINGLE one deserves a mention. They are here everyday, giving what they can to the community, I can’t even list them all but I try to show them just how important they are here 🧡


Absolutely, still wanna play poker against you 🫶🫶💜


Sleep tight 🫶🫶


Y’all need help.


Lmao, imagine 💜🤣

Would be amazing


oh no🫣🥺


Thank you so much Iefan 💜🫶


Enjoy your day bud 💜💜


I


U


T


WHAAATZAAAP Nostriches! Check out our latest #NostReport
👇
#[1]

If you find the Nostr Report valuable, leave a comment, repost, and support us with a ⚡. If not, tell us what you want to see!

#[2] is:
#[3]
#[4]
#[5]
#[6]

Archived reports can be found at www.NostReport.com

Stay classy Nostr.


I’ve got something cooking for y’all #[4] 🤙


Thank you so much 💜💜


Thank you so much 💜💜💜


please stoooooppp 🫣🫣🫣🫣


gm 💜💜


Absolutely same here 💜🫶


Glad to be here, how’ve you been?


Thank you so much buddy 💜💜


It’s a lot better thanks to you 💜🫶


I try my best 💜 Thank you so much 💜🫶


Hope you get well soon 🫶💜


Thanks buddy 💜🫶 Hope you’ve been well🫶


Love his content 💜🫶


Elaborate 🤔


gm buddy 💜💜💜


Really love this platform more than I’ve loved any other 💜🫶


Why so little sleeeeep 🫣🥺

It’s always good vibes with you though 🤷♂💜


gm bud 🫶🫶


gm buddy 💜


pv 💜🫶


I feel better having you here 💜


Anyone else just feel better after being here and away from 🐦
😅🤜🤛


Well done bud 💜 Enjoy🫶


gm buddy 💜🫶


Absolute facts 💜🫶


#[2] - Official chief executive assistant of everything
#[3] - zapping cuteness in person
#[4] - zapping newcomers like zeus himself
#[5] - kindest soul on nostr
#[6] - most humble soul on nostr


Way too kind sir 💜

You deserve to be on this list 100% 🫶


Did you actually end up having a blocking spree? 👀💜


Yeah absolutely 🫣🫶


wait, really?!? 🫣

thought my spidey senses were tingling ❤


This honestly looks like an AI created picture 💜🫣🤯


gm Daniel, have an amazing day 💜🫶


Thank you so much 💜


Don’t necessarily agree 100%, seen some lovely in-depth conversations here 💜


Lunch break at the gym👀

What a chad💜


Absolutely, same for you 🫶


gm buddy 💜🫶

pv ❤


gm buddy, hope you have an amazing one 💜🫶


Pretty well I’d say 🫶

Lovely weather, that’s for sure💜


gm you absolute legend 💜 How’ve you been? 🫶


Sending all the love and strength his way ❤🙏

Hopefully he’ll be fully healthy soon 🫶


gm Lauren 💜 Hope you have a lovely day 🫶


gm Maya, have an amazing day 💜🫶


gm buddy 💜


Morning legend 💜 How’s your twin doing? 🙏💜


gm 🫶💜


Hope you have an amazing one

Seems like we have sunshine here aswell for today 💜🫶


Oh, that’s okay 💜


gm buddy 💜🫶


gm 💜


Damn, nice GIF 💜


Good morning everybody 💜🫶


Missed you 🫶

Strength and love to you and all your family 💜

🙏


Yeah, probably #[2]


But he can sail in it ⛵


#[2] and #[3]


#[1] would hate that

Please don’t tag #[1]

#[1] hasn’t done anything wrong ❤🫶


🫶💜 Glad to hear everything’s well and good

❤


pv 🫶


I’m all in as well brother. 💜You put this post together so well, I have really nothing to add.

If there’s anything I can do for you or you just need somebody to talk to, just hmu 💜🫶

Thank you, from me and rest of the community 💜


I’m all in 💜 I laugh about it a little because we used to get complaints about the Nostr Report threads tagging too many people. We look tame compared to this 🤣 It’s still new here and hopefully people set their expectations appropriately when it comes to features and settings, etc. The fixes come and honestly they come so quickly. But when people come over from other social networks because someone told them to check it out, they probably don’t get all that and they just expect to have the same settings and options as those platforms have. I hope they stick around, but can also see how it’d be a turn off in that sense.


If anyone is looking for just engagement, then their mindset is wrong from the start.

Blaming the community and platform for their own wrong stance doesn’t seem healthy either 💜🫂


You’re way too kind sir 🫂

We’ll have another zap war when the new updates come and my notifications are back to normal 💜🫂

Stay strong 🫶


I think I even mentioned it to Will at some reply or smth before the launch of this official update that the notifications were gonna need filters etc, but my god 🤣🤣🤣

Never thought I’d see anything as jarring as the zap waves💜

Never gonna quit over it, but I do have my preferences for sure 💜💜

That would really suck for the community, if you were to ever quit though. We love you here 💜🥺


Hey, you’re amazing for doing what you do as work 🫶

Enjoy work and I’m glad to have you around here 💜💜


Stress-testing the clients + users in one go. Genius move 🤣💜


I think it’s just two good ideas clashing in a wrong time (notifications update and zapper)

Surely, it can be upsetting and frustrating, but rage quit?

Love this community way too much 💜


How’s work been?


Why would anyone rage quit this place? 🤔💜


Thanks buddy 🫂💜

⚡


Quick question, for many clients why is the connection symbol to a paid relay the $ instead of sat or ₿


🫶❤ gn


How #[0] must have felt before clicking “Post” for Zap Wave #6 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_14efc33a4a253c1134a1ffe30806ef507e932eef4dbc80bc33dc57f7cc90479c.png


Initially thought “why have so many clients”, but it makes so much sense now.

Competition, preferences etc.💜


Me waiting for the Damus notifications update https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_24e3a33e85f3e425483f15c5b8298ad0028744844186332ce9149b8004dff20b.png


Oh damn 👀👀💜


Huh, where?!


Letting others breathe, I’m on Damus 🤣


People that are on Amethyst.

Update, and the notifications will be back to ‘normal’ again

💜


gn buddy 💜🫶


My phone is struggling hard with that thread 🤣🤣🤣

Hope a new update is out soon 🫶💜


Absolutely 💜


feel like the notification spam has really cut down on the fun 🥺 especially the hell-threads

i’m sure we will back soon to some lovely chats y’all 💜🫶


gn ❤😘


gn ❤❤ hope you feel better and get a nice sleep

💧👀


gn 💜🫶


Hahahaha thank you thank you 🤣💜


gn everybody 💜


Legends here 💜 Absolutely deserved


#[3] 👀


GorETHllaz 💜

Already saw their collab with Tame Impala 🫶


💜💜 Great minds think alike


Looks like my phone can’t handle this well, and I am forced to take a break from Damus 🤣

If you want to reach out or host Nostr Nests, I’m absolutely down.

hmu in the DMs

❤


#[0] hero to villain arc has got to be one of the fastest I’ve seen on Nostr 🤣💜


🫠 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_fb7df982753e0a0b3edbaa2248d2ff506829bddb67a8c32b1e8e93af1e35d872.jpeg


😘😘 Love you buddy

All in good fun🫶


Double agent working in the shadows 👀😎


Love him, but jeez 🤣


Welp, Damus unusable for another day I guess 🥲

Hell-thread after hell-thread


Hmm, it’s my football news source as it stand 🫠🤣


Thinking of actually deleting my Twitter account this month 🤔


Gathering sats for a piece of art to add to my collection ⚡ https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_2f5faa19c5383f3635ebc65a30d1ed9130fd8f326a71f42d022bb789bdf1170d.jpeg


👀 Get me out of this thread


🫶🫶🫶 You’re amazing


Just wait and y’all shall see 😘

Gonna open an OnlyCrocs account ⚡


💜💜💜 Just need to 4x my WoS account, how hard can that be 🫠


Yeah, with our fashion sense, noone’s safe🤣💜


If y’all manage to get me to the amount of sats necessary, I’ll get them 💜👀


Yeah, summer 2023 I’ll probably have friends over for Bingo Wednesday, and start knitting after that 💜


We need to get matching crocs honestly 🤣💜


The unseen zaps are the deadliest

KACHOW! ⚡ https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_d0d24db834c0a5bfd22dd1f23b098366840b332706d73e8d376c442ce6e4fcd9.gif


You’re doing an amazing job

Will zap you like you couldn’t believe, when you’re back

🫂💜


A toast, some butter, a cigarette, a rave playlist and a beach probably


Even if us two won’t have that much, you never know, Bellamite 🤷♂🤣


Scared to ever have a breakfast made by you now🤣🤣🤣


We love you Bellamite 💜🫶


She already has a spoonful of olive oil a day.

Surely she has atleast half a jar by these standards 🤣


Saw Luude live, the set was absolutely mental, crowd went completely bonkers💜


“I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.

She took me in and gave me breakfast.”

I said, “Do you speak-a-my language?”

She just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich 🫠


“Vegemite is high in sodium — one teaspoon contains 5 % of your daily recommended value. This can negatively impact blood pressure and increase the risk of heart disease.” 🫠🫣


Imagine having a perfectly nice buttered toast…

no. let’s curse it


I think Vegemite might be the main cause of your tripping 👀🫠🤣


#saltynotsalty


I’ve tested out so many clients in the meanwhile, which is why 💜


You don’t have your nsec memorised already? 🫠🫣


#[3] 👀


💜💜 You’re amazing

Thank you so much for the kind words 🫶


Please no 🫠


#[3] would argue 🤷♂


Mainly 2 things, that made feel better:

• Drinking water 💧

• Not eating Vegemite 🤢


Yeah, absolutely.

I just always can feel those episodes coming up, and then I just have them for like 8-12 hours 🫶

Thank you for the love and support Jon 🙏


Thank you buddy 💜🫂


I’m one of the fellow-sufferers of two of those threads 🫠

It’ll be okay 💜


You deserve it and so much more 🫶

Me and the rest of the community loves you here, keep it up 💜


Thank you buddy 🫂💜


Love you Noerms, you’re an absolutely lovely person to have around 💜


Thank you so much buddy 💜


❤ Thank you so much.

Life comes and goes in waves, mine are just a lot more lively. Have to learn to be more patient with myself and give time.


Need to recharge myself a bit, before I get back at that level bud💜🫶 So I can start teasing you back 👀🤔

Thank you for everything💜


It’s way too complex to start explaining all of it. There are reasons to it

It obviously doesn’t help 💜


Feeling a bit better now.

Thank you everybody for the love and support. ❤


Might wanna call yourself “Tumbledore” for the skiing trip ❤


Feels like I’m having one of those downer days really

Sorry for not replying to you all lovely people ❤


You too 💜💜🙏


How to feel better on social media every day: constantly curate your feed.

“But you’re just curating yourself into an echo chamber”

Yes, an echo chamber of positivity that helps me be a better version of myself. I’ll take that over diverse ideas and opinions any day.

Doesn’t matter who they are, what they wrote, how many followers they have - if they give off negative vibes just block them and move on.


gm 💜


I almost doubled the record today.

Went through, but feels like it disappeared into the ether

🫠


yawning when typing this💜😘


don’t tempt me buddy


actually gn, gonna get 4hrs of sleep 🫠


other than physical aging, I’d imagine 💜

How’d you compare your mental early 20s vs 30s?


The whole world takes a screenshot if you do it


Should I?


Absolutely gorgeous, takes after the owner obviously 💜


So that basically meant that I set you up for a post, so that you could you say to me “You actually piggybacked off of me and I set you up for it”

🫠 What’s it like on the other side of 30? 👀😘


Such a cuuuute dog🥺🥺🥺🥺 Thank you for the picture, my heart is melting 🫠


and you fell for me setting you up for an obvious “owned” post

🫠 really?


Hopefully 🤞🤞 Love your Christmas jumper 💜🫶


🫣 Sometimes

It’s unfortunate that most of the traffic is around 1-8AM for a European


gn 💜 6AM here 🫠


- credit: ze winking globe


#[0] You will nuke your wallet, and you will be happy. This is what ZAP WARS is about ⚡💜


It was like max 30 min ago.

You’ll know when you found it 💜


-450000 sats today

Feel relieved honestly💜

Get to start from the beginning again⚡


I trust you buddy, no stress💜


I be zapping


to the lord, in good fun

just doesn’t show up as zapped


To #[4]


Just sent 400,000, might have misfired and it might be gone forever, lets see🫠💜


Uhm, if this zap mislanded on somebody else bc of mistake, I’m sad🫠⚡


Uhm, can anyone see who my last zap went to?

Might have made a huge mess


Nuke sent #[0]


Only true warriors now where the first zap war started #[2]


MY PHONE CRASHES WHEN I’M TRYING TO SET THE AMOUNT🫠🫠🫠🫠


#[0] Due to numerous requests

Let’s save #[1] for the day, his phone has already suffered enough 💜

But now.

⚡GLOBAL ZAP WAR⚡

Me vs #[2]

Pick a side very carefully

Lets pierce the frog🐸


You wanna kick things off? Make the post, you have bigger reach. I’ll bring the troops 💜🫶


You absolutely are sir 🫡


#[3] Join the troops bud💜


#[0]

EVERYBODY

ZAP THIS NOTE AS HARD AS YOU CAN ⚡💜


Us zapping him, anything including a “69” works 💜 Our zap war single zap record is 269,000 so far ⚡🤣


Watching zaplife.lol while THE ZAP WAR begins. Ready Set Zap! @jack

#[0]


⚡I ANNOUNCE A ZAP WAR AGAINST #[0] ⚡

It’s us versus him, it’s been a one way street so far.

This cannot be.

Gather your ammunition, get your game face on, and let’s start zapping

GO!


This is a great idea, let's attack every post of his! ⚡🔫


If mute thread and/or notification filter arrives, we’ll be sorted💜


Unblocked 💜


Sounds unbearable


#[0] Nothing personal buddy, but really was forced to block and silence the zappr bot

When notifs change, I’ll be back 💜🙏


Depends on what chic-ken do🤷♂


#[0] silence


How’s losing taste?


Dude just woke up and felt like being Zeus for the day


You are on Amethyst, I’m on Damus 🤷♂💜


Uhuhhh… zapped⚡


🙏 Doesn’t sit right with me

But I’ll just to have accept it💜


Now I feel like shit

You are right

This was wrong to do 💜


I’ll send you 5x the sats, deal? 👀


What is a day in #[0] life like…

Can’t imagine honestly


Don’t deserve it at all to be named along anywhere near the greats here🫣🫠

Have an amazing birthday buddy 💜🫶


Unfollowed myself previously, still saw them in my notifications 🤷♂


Here we go again 🫠🫠🫠

How do some of you manage to drink over 3-4 litres….

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a3f787a58f7612eecfd94540e652e0bfaa296efc7df6622ed2f38d98966f952c.jpeg


Y’all so cute 💜


Exactly 🤣🫶


Congratulations buddy 💜💜💜 Take your time 🫶


😅 Oh, okay🤞


Need someone to take the lead here, my schedule is really really hectic due to uni and work 💜🫶


“The Zapranos” and #[0] in the lead role please


I think this could be an amazing way to show off Nostr contributing to the society also through charities 🫶


Absolutely 💜💜🫶


huh? it would 💜


I’ll count you in 🫶🙏


Yeah, absolutely. But with such things, impersonating etc is also a bit worrying, as you can have multiple users with the same username 🫶🤷♂


It creates a good karma about every sat you send for the whole community.

I feel guilty singularly getting the sats 💜🫶

I’d like the community to receive a small piece of it atleast 💜


Absolutely lets 💜🙏 Just might need some tech sided help, which is not my strongest side by any means 💜


#[0]

Could it be done by setting a percentage and address under settings for the wallet?

i.e

Percentage: 1%

wallet address: LNURL…


#[3] and I discussed this already a week ago. Would love to have you on board 💜


Thank you so much 💜

Ofcourse the details and technicals would need to be worked out and clarified, but just trying to create a conversation to get ideas flowing about this topic 💜


Wish I could set a percentage from every zap sent, that gets donated to either a funnel or a charity. Whether it could be for newcomers (paid relays, identifier badges), devs or just charity work 💜


That’s an amazing idea Cortez 💜 Been to a food bank myself to help the people out there 🙏


Absolutely, get the ball rolling more 💜🙏


Would love to help the people in need any way I can 💜🤞


I would love that. They deserve it and so do you especially 💜


Could you please create a similar bot, but which only zaps the devs here? Feel like they deserve it a lot more 💜


Does it have an opt out? Might do so until the Notification tab gets and update 💜

Love the idea, just two good ideas colliding in the wrong time, with the update launching

💜❤


That would pay my rent 💜


Too much? If you even speak once you risk getting hit by lightning


Oh damn, didn’t know know the qualification count is “>1 post”

Can you please add a Cowdle game to it please? 😘


#[0] literally built a bot that threatens to nuke your Notifications, whenever you decide to speak too much 🤣

❤


Hahahaha can’t wait honestly 💜🤞


Take care bud 💜 Have a nuke ready 👀


Got fortunate buddy 💜🤣


I already got nuked by 2 or 3 of them.

Literal growing pains 🤣🤣


🤣🤣💜

Absolutely insane scenes

This is a great memory to have in the future


Are you sure you want this?

You can have anybody you want on your side🤷♂

You’re not ready


Yeahhhh… you can call it that 🫠🤣🤣🤣


The unseen blade is the deadliest


Saw this reply by sheer luck, notifications are giganuked

As I’ve only used WoS so far, what is something BBW that’s that much better for me to consider swapping? 🤔💜


#[0] please don’t start the zap war now…

I think I couldn’t be prepared any worse

My notification have gotten nuked 🫠💜


⚡💜🤙🫂

https://klabo.blog/posts/setting-up-nip-57-support


nuked*


#[0] has turned into a punishment system for those that speak too much. 🤣🤣

Notifications absolutely nimed


First time hearing of it 🤔


Can you turn my pfp GIF into Mars?


Oops 🤣


couple of seconds* we love auto-correct💜


Getting nuked by #[0] notifications is my worst nightmare, just got hit by one 🫠

Phone freezes for couple of songs after trying to open the Notifications section

💜


It’s an absolute classic🤣


🫠 Don’t do me dirty like that.

It’s The Lonely Island cover 🤣

https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM


Hey man, it’s the song 🫠🤷♂


That’s way too kind sir 🫣🫣

But that’s what he is like


The unseen blade is the deadliest 💜


🎶We should zap each other’s mothers🎶


Yeah, same here. Couple of web clients that I’ve not heard about before 🤔


Bookmarked 💜


The dream about going to the next one and just seeing all my new friends 💤💭🛌

Hope y’all enjoy the upcoming one ❤


🤣🤣🤣 It absolutely was


Oh absolutely feels like a year already 🫠🤣🤣

Good(?) memories 🤣🫣


Allegedly 🤷♂


gn you legend 💜


Some of you will never know about the shower girl… and I’m not sure about how it makes me feel 🤔


🤔 With the current amount of notifications, yes

If I can start filtering the notifications for “Replies only”, no


Love it so much here 💜🫂


I can’t believe I am actually making friends that I’m having couple hour long in-depth convos with…

Unbelievable space 💜💜💜

Love this, love you ❤


Thank you so much 💜

Love having you around here ❤


🫣🫣🫣🥹🥹

This is all so incredibly nice

You’re amazing ❤🫂


Oh, amazing

Would love it if you could introduce me to app.

What interesting features etc. there are 💜


You gotta for sure 💜💜

From the first look, both have some unique amazing features that the other doesn’t

But I’m such a UI/UX fanboy, so Damus is and will be my #1

Can’t see who likes your posts on Amethyst though 🤔


Wishing you an amazing night.

Get your well-deserved sleep <3

No emotes on BlueStacks (on Amethyst through my PC)


💜💜

Long term user of Amethyst?


On BlueStacks, testing it out as we speak. Installed it just a minute ago.


Try 0 min

Did it yesterday, having a 11 hour long uni day 🫠


Best comeback story ever 💜


First post on Amethyst


Zap

The

Devs


Dude, I don’t even have relatable memes in the gallery anymore.

Everything is just Nostr

🫠💜


🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫣🫣 Please

My face is red enough already


Love seeing the devs appreciated that much in the space. Zaps for a good cause.

Satoshi would be proud 🧡


🫠 Y’all are really making me melt here.

❤


Couldn’t be more deserved 💜


Dude’s so kind. Love having him here 💜


One day I’ll match your kindness.

One day. 💜

We are going to have a bootcamp, a compliment face-off, when we eventually meet 💜


Absolutely amazing #[2]

Fucking legend


So this is what I’ll have echoing in my mind when staring at the ceiling before falling asleep 🫠 #[0]


Duuuuude, you’re crazy in the best way possible 💜🫠

Don’t deserve this at all

Love you 💜🫶


Uhm ~40k total, if I include poker🫠💜


🎵Fly me to the moon…🎵

💜


gn buddy 💜💜💜


gn, love having you around 💜💜💜


gn buddy 💜💜


gn Seto 💜💜💜


Thank you so much buddy

gn 💜💜


gn you legend 💜💜


🎵🎵🎵

We love you Wencke,

We do

We love you Wencke

We do

Ohhhhhh

Wencke we love you

🎶🎶

⚽⚽⚽

gn💜💜💜


are made of this🎶🎵

gn 💜


gn all of you lovely zappers ⚡

love you 🌎


no


Thanks #[0] ! I will zap these 10k sats and 10k more to #[1] as a donation toward supporting Damus 💜🤙
#[2]


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: JC7HrDlqNrM5JR0daD8Fr9Hqm2pyKmij_QP2kkBhBgs
https://nostrnests.com


In-app gif search/attach


Butt have I done…


I’m sure you’re an honest participant, and would say it out if you weren’t the with the most.

Right 👀


How a butt no? 🤷♂


#[0]  Unless I’m wrong, somebody can correct me if so, the winner of the zap competition is

⚡⚡⚡

#[1]

Congratulations 💜


Anything butt stuff I guess 🤷♂


2 minutes left #[0] #[1] #[2] could any of y’all be the referee for this?


#[0] 10 minutes left 🚨

10,000 sats on the line⚡

🤙 your favourite idea


🤣 split the sat /s


15 minutes left, react to your favourite ideas, and repost 💜

10,000⚡ on the line


#[0] Give me the best you got💜

Reposts are appreciated 🫶💜


🚨 ZAP COMPETITION🚨

Think of a new feature for Damus that’s not been added to neither the TestFlight or the official build.

The one with most likes in 20 minutes wins ⚡10,000 sats⚡


1st April, you wake up and the whole Nostr is just a circus


Sounds lovely right 🫠


Called “The Wild🌳”


Getting the error “Error fetching lightning invoice” really often on Damus. Any idea what it might be caused by?


Baby blue and black please


Apparently in hell there’s the Nostr global only without any relay filters, and it’s also bright yellow, with white text. You’re welcome 🤪💜


Depends, love talking to the people usually. But as an extrovert that’s just me
💜

Hope you get a well-deserved rest now, you legend 💜


I wish I was a Italian guy in NYC in another life.

Mafia games really made me romanticise that kinda life way too much 🤣

Still my all-time favourite games🤷♂


Was one away of a flush and one away from a straight flush 🥴


me? never 💜🫶

just a Vegemite


It was until it wasn’t 😒🫂

Lost in a massive cooler

somebody had 3-4-5-6-7 straight

i had 4-5-6-7-8 straight

lost to a 3-3-7-7-7 full house

🫠

Well played to whoever won that pot💜💜💜


But totally agreed on 1sat=1chip 💜💜


I’m on desktop playing 💜🙏


Loving this https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_9c76185d696344be63ba5fc7bf95927eda42b0d5a976dcac716aeea6218b247b.png

Wish the one that developed it was on Nostr 💜


🙏🙏Thank you so much

It wouldn’t be the same without you brother 💜💜


Should have them .toLower 🫶


Wait huh? 6PM here, must have a really different time zone

I’d love to play against you 💜💜


Feeding my poker addiction, this is not gonna end well 🫠🤣💜💜💜

Thank you 💜💜


Anybody up for some poker, with sats? 👀


Absolutely, living in one of the most non-religious countries in the world 🫠


Yes, just an innocent guy👦


JSTR, what you have in mind? 👀💀


Dude you’re an amazingly kind and loveable person💜

Really happy to have you here 🫶


Yeah, I just was able to zap you before, but couldn’t now.

Some inconsistencies, but it’s alright

Thank you so much💜🫶


Marriage and eternal happiness, I’d say 💜


Couldn’t even zap you back, said “Invalid lightning address” 🫠💜


You sure you want this? 👀 #[3] We have a new enemy


Good old OSASCOMP. Yeah, imo I was taught that somewhere aswell 💜


Not if I zap you more 👀💜⚡


Love you so much Chris 💜💜💜


You will have this day. And you will love the living zap out of it ⚡


Whoever made this for a deli was having way too much fun https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_9957c6b7bbfb7aeec320c525b2f7586a048c691555332e9f3932029a32e2cab0.jpeg


If you are reading this,

I love you

And you will have a great day

💜


I am sure you will have an absolutely wonderful day Maya🫶🫶🫶


You will have an absolutely amazing one buddy 💜💜💜


Thank you, but I love you more 💜🫶


That’s all right 💜💜 Glad you learned a new feature to use 🫶


🫠🫠🫠 Got me feeling all kinda wonky


Imagine what I felt like being called Vegemite. I honestly feel sick 🤣💜


Got her curious now 🤷♂👀


Wait, wdym?

Your taste buds still have imagination left in them? 🫣👀💜


#[3] correct, see this is how normal people react to Vegemite 🤷♂👀


being called Vegemite is the most horrible insult I think I’ve ever experienced

Enjoy this cursed picture: https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_21ae4b7c5f1600364a432261c7d6ce62f46f4fa32ba0c23da022ecb9897cf6a1.jpeg


🫠 Make it stop

I can’t be a vegemite 🥹


🫣🫣🥺🥺🥺🥺 I’m being called a Vegemite now

🫠


#[2] say this is wrong, I beg you🥺🫣


No…

Not Vegemite 🫠

🥺


I don’t actually know 🫣


You’re a Fairy Bread for sure though 💜


Move this comment to the post I just made.💜


Probably “Chupa Chup” 😅

Or am I wrong?🤔


#[0]
#[1]
#[2] Find yourselves on the photo 👀

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_e20c8ccee85659c4a65e96f00833b31caa10ab2fd0cfa68f348ca7a30e328091.jpeg


Just sounds like two-step authentication, that’s it 🤷♂


Today I learned:

You can control who you are replying to by clicking on the “replying to” button. 💜

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3efc0a00a6acbfef29fa1fb3e2565c9d7b9c938bf90983572cafd37d55e01507.jpeg


This post wouldn’t have happened without it 🫠

Literal growing pains 😅💜


It was mean of me to do that.

I’m sorry #[3]

Hugs and kisses 😘🫂


Ohhhhh… this is amazing 💜 Thank you so much 💜


It needs a little downward next to it or smth. No idea it was even clickable 🫠💜

Thank you so much💜💜


Wen update? 💜

Also is there way I can do that on Damus?


Well imagine me then…

According to Isabella’s birth chart, I have deep feelings.

Not as deep as the hell they eat Vegemite in, but pretty deep 💜💜💜


Only if it’s out of happiness💜💜💜

Or if it’s while eating Vegemite,  that’s on you honey💜🫶


Well that’s alright, because I do 💜

Absolutely no worries, you’ll need it for the poker later 🤣💜


You are more than that..💜

You’re a vegemite lover 🤢


🫣🫣🫣🫣

But that’s all I am

💜


Just a reasonable amount. Totally deserved for everything you do here 💜


Huh, worked now 💜🫶


Actually true facts. On the back of his head, he has a QR code for instant zaps ⚡ for all the ‘followers’


I think so. Have you gotten any zaps today? 🤔🤔💜

You really don’t need to zap me 😅🥺💜


🫣🫣🫣🫣 Noooo

Just a guy (with taste buds)

💜


Yeah, I did💜💜💜

I’ll send it back

It says “Error fetching lightning invoice” for some reason🤔


Tried zapping this, but couldn’t for some reason 🥺

💜🫶🫂


You hear that, everyone? Turns out, we don’t have a technology problem, just a social problem! It’s time for our leaders to show us a better way…
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_450506971eb65496538159e43a1cb141590793d0e880b68c428b48d5418b4103.jpeg


Teach me how 😂😂😂


Yeah, just wait

Fixing it all in 5 minutes 😘


Everybody in Twitter is said to be highly regarded…

That’s because they can’t use the other word 🫠


Stop, that’s too much love for me 🫠💜

My daily quota is like one heart emoji🫶


Vitalik and that dude Satoshi should just hold a TEDx talk, wdym?

/s


Sure 😘


#[20] Make sure you learn about the lore of zapping though ⚡


Y’all so cute 💜💜💜💜


This is a completely serious request 💜 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_eb109cda0667fb6568a2c26fd5f62e0b62314b14198660ebeeca0b1bc2c0d223.gif


Can you please work on Vegemite taken off the shelves of stores 😘💜


Good old Voldy

⚡


It’s missing a QR code for instant zap 🤣


I always liked doing charity work😘😘


🤔 I’m usually not sorry for winning 😘


There’s me

Butter bread

Fairy bread

Vegemite

Isabella’s taste buds

In that order 💜😘


Oh no

Please🥺


This is what’s called a pinned zap notification 🤣 #[0]


Imagine waking up

and deciding to like

Vegemite

💀


🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣🫠😘

I can’t anymore

I just can’t


Hahahahaha, this absolutely awful

I’m laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣


This is all love.

Salty love💜


Oh absolutely am 🤣


What happened?

Tried Vegemite? 🤣


#[13] This is what happens my dear friend 💜🤣


#[0] 🤷♂ 🌈The more you know🌈


I think they are “dry-aged”👀


We are creating a NostrPlebs room right now, to talk about this.

My notifications can’t handle it anymore 💜


Oh absolutely 🫠💀

As long I won’t be having to eat Vegemite, I’ll be good 😘


Can’t get any worse 🤷♂


Isabella said, that she’s an amazing chef previously in a call.

Not sure if I trust her taste buds anymore 🤣🤣🤣


Yeah, I think older age will make me finally like it.

Or that I won’t be able to afford anything better due to the inflation by that time 🫠🫠🫠


Eating Vegemite… you’re bullying your taste buds at this point 🤣🤣🤣


I can imagine… liking Vegemite and all 🫠


There’s an equal sign missing from there buddy 💜🫠


Still not sure whether it was the Vegemite or the tears🤷♂💀


🤷♂ There are two sides to this coin:

Isabella

Rest of the World

🤷♂🤷♂


Wait huh, what’s that? Is that the one you use with the dial-up thingy?

You and all your new technology you youngsters…

Can’t keep up💜


This waaaaay too fast even for me🤣


And then you try Vegemite🫠


Yesss, same here 🤣🤣


Hidden lore behind Harry Potter:

Harry Potter was the one to receive the first zap ever from You-Know-Who.⚡

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_9b1339f896e97a01e0e1d6f83174fc49d8c0784ecf5c5d9a69a30739a3812067.jpeg


It’s just true🤣🤣


I hope we can put this aside, even though it (vege)mite be really important to you 💜


Probably with tears in his eyes


Isabella…

This is our first-ever disagreement.

Sorry it has to be like this

💜


🤣🤣🤣 That would be so cool


Really curious to find out what they have to say 👀👀🤣


Vegemite tastes awful, couldn’t understand any of the hype about it 🤣


Wait, isn’t it an Aussie thing 🤔👀?


🤣🤣🤣 Not a fan either, just thought you should know


You should teach her about fairy bread 👀


Yes, under global you can finally filter the relays that you want to see content from


That’s amazing to hear 💜💜🫶


morning buddy 💜💜


gn bud 💜


Legend 💜💜


Dude, I’ll make some for all of us. 🧑🍳🧑🍳

Call it the Burgerdamus💜


Roger that, sent 600 🫶


Can’t wait for Damus to have “Translate to English” button. Missing out on so much interesting Japanese content, absolutely sure of it 💜


Daily reminder: https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_fb32ea52cb8d83dc2192dd6305495217ca95e4c9bc3fc59f5f3c4904b82122bc.png


It tastes amazing, really love how meditating it is to make food yourself 🫶💜


Thank you sir 💜💜


Tried making a burger myself, pretty happy with how it came out 💜 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_10cf5f5bb837b1e78a3a6d2bc06ed71ccc6c6c6c3239a07a2aa673a6745977c2.jpeg


Or just “⚡”

👀


So when are you fixing your name to Zachary? 👀


🤣🤣 Love you buddy 💜🫶


That’s only 2095 seconds later than me. That’s only like 291 Usain Bolt WR time 100m sprints, so not a lot 💜


I was about to add it the second you posted, but thought you’d figure it out any second 😅💜


Thank you so much buddy 💜💜💜


Thank you so much 💜💜💜 gn


Mage


We need a “mute discussion” option urgently,   #[2]


I find this a-fence-ive🫣


My pure and innocent mind 🫣🤐


What I have started 🫣


Not into men, but this alone might be enough 🤣


gm 💜💜


The new Twitter Coin launch


haha creative event. #[1]


You were the first follower last time 🤣


I challenge Nostr to write a poem about Bitcoin and/or Nostr🫶

Whoever has the most likes in an hour, gets 10000 sats⚡


Love to hear that


Now you’re a verified product for them🪤


This is just sad🥲


Congratulations Ari 🫶💜


This is not real, right? It can’t be surely 😂


skip


😂😂 Thank you buddy


It’s not my birthday😂


There’s enough time to rest, when I’m dead😄💜


You really didn’t have to Jenny🫶💜 Thank you so much


People want to zap my posts though🤔⚡


Jenny, guide me through it like a 5 year old please🫶💜


I suck with things like this, every guidance is absolutely appreciated


teach me senpai


Going to take a look 💜🫶 Thank you


Where’s that quote from?🤔


That’s what the stories tell🤷♂


Sounds doable, I’ll have a go


Yeah, it’ll do so throughout the time🫶


Repost on Damus


Boost?


Absolutely.🫶💜


Makes you think twice and I think that’s good about it🫶


Oh not at all. I am just thinking of branching out a bit, and testing new stuff.🫶🫶


what’s boosting?


Lol


Atleast you could smell who was smoking a cigarette and you had to actually do it outside. Feels like mission impossible tbh


For some reason it doesn’t show up on amethyst, let me send you one


I don’t have any experience with it myself. I’d really recommend you to use WoS personally.

Regardless, you should find something called “Lightning Address” and add it to your profile, when clicking the button “Edit”. After adding it to your profile, click “Save”, and you should be all good


Absolutely. Are you using Damus and Wallet of Satoshi?🫶


Who’s still yet to receive 100 sats from me?


Invoice has expired buddy💜


You’re making me blush☺


#[0] 💜s Nostr
https://i.imgur.com/ihuK86X.gif


You are the Satoshi to my Nakamoto 💜


I’ve been at an all-time high ever since I saw you 💜


I’m an Ethereum in the streets, and a Bitcoin between the sheets🫶


Will give out 100 sats for every replier for Valentine’s Day💜🫶


gm bud💜


Wish that the lectures were more stimulating and interactive, find it incredibly hard to keep focus through-out the 3 hour long lecture. Might be just my undiagnosed ADHD🤷♂


Same here honestly, uni, work, choir etc.


gm and pv 🫶💜


Morning buddy, how’s it going?


Could somebody introduce me to Iris?


I wish global was like when I joined initially. So many new people that I’d chat to. Now it takes me so much effort to filter out any actual posts between all the spam.

Going for paid relays only would make me miss out on meeting newcomers.

Any ideas on what the solution could be?💜


#[1] maybe🤔 Still not a 💯 on that


Looking for new music, any genre. 🫶💜


😂😂 How was it by the way? Still on it?


Isn’t that similar to intermittent fasting? And how did you like it?🤔👀


No idea. Heard he founded Facebook or smth


Aliens, shower girl… what else is a Nostr only meme?


Looking for a cartoon to watch


Nothing more attractive than a guy that alienates 😆


Congratulations buddy🫶💜


That’s absolutely amazing. 🫶💜 Hope you enjoy your time there, Marius💜💜


Okay what is going on in global🤔🫠?


Thinking of the right questions to ask if anything🫶💜


So I have a destiny?


ELI5 please🫶


Wait, there are different signs for things? I was talking about the main one😂🫶


Nooo, but a great guess, both my parents are


Really close


Guess my star sign


medium-rare* fuck sake let me edit my jokes maaaaaaaaan🫶💜⚡😂


The chances of finding benefits about proof-of-stake would be around medium-rate


Y’all can confirm that at the conference


Sorry, I only have curves. 🍑


Love 🫶💜


too late, check profile🫶


#[0]

Me and #[1] just had a long chat about it


It’s time to doxx myself


💜💜 Hey, that’s the least I can do🫶🫶


Doxxing vs Not doxxing, thoughts?


Using Wallet of Satoshi?


Just a description, no pics involved


I just doxxed a little bit about my appearance to somebody on here, good luck🫶💜


pv


no u


Had to introduce her to the culture. Her curiosity got the best of her, as did mine before her🤣😄


You deserve it, looking forward to the next NFTs🫶😄


I’m about 7-8 million sats away from Nostrica flight tickets. Huh. Sounds like an interesting challenge


💜💜 Good recommendation buddy, appreciate it. Also love Samurai Jack


Who is or was Gary?


Hahaha 😄 Atleast it made it memorable to you🫶🫶 Glad to have you with us


I would love to see it, only been here for like 5-6 days now🫶💜


Do you still remember your first day or your first post on Nostr / Damus?


Is it really as good as you are saying it is👀 Might have some time on the weekend


This is just another day manifesting for my physical appearance at the #[0] conference. Don’t mind me🫶💜


Absolutely, if they match and get along well🫶🫶


Oh noooo. I’m a strong and stable guy during my usual day, but a total baby during the movies. My friends always get weirded out🤣🤣 I get soooooo involved in the storylines and characters


Got recommended this as well the other day, following the thread


She’s the most friendly dog ever💜🫶 Love and miss her


What a legend, adopting cats🫶🫶🫶 Things we love to hear. Bet they love you💜


Gosh me those kitties. My heart is melting


The least I can do buddy💜🫶 Good luck buddy


You have one?🤔👀


You have a cat yourself?💜👀


Thank you buddy🫶💜 Glad you had an amazing day🙌


Are you a cat or a dog person?


Is there anything I can do to make your day better?


Never heard of it🤔


Damn, really? That good?? Rounders was probably the latest movie I watched


Your all-time top 3 movies? Go!


Because you can’t be in this “now” ever again. Just make this moment you are in, the best to your ability🫶💜


Whatever you want, the world is your oyster🫶


By loving each other🫶💜


As soon as possible🫶💜


Have y’all always had the same “type” or has it changed through time?


Never used it myself, curious as well


Cheaper to buy🫶 Things we love to see


It really is🫶🫶💜


Wait?!? Actually?? That would be so sick💜💜💜


Wait, can you make one similar to my profile pic somehow?🫶💜


Stableboost? What’s that?🤔


Absolute legend💜


Your lovely posts🫶💜


Things we love to see🫶💜


Absolutely right🫶💜


This looks so gooooooood💜🫶🫶🫶


Go Pro, you usually won’t regret for going a bit more power. What you will regret, is not getting more. All the best buddy, gl with the side project🫶💜


gm to everybody in and from Vietnam, and also you🫶💜


gm buddy🫶💜


The least I can do buddy🫶💜


🫶🫶🫶 I absolutely will


First time seeing this album art and this album. Huh? I thought I knew music, but looks like I’m missing out. Thank you for sharing it🫶💜


🫶💜 Absolutely agreed.


Being this helpful and nice all the time🫶💜 You always have a great vibe, something about you. 🙌💜


What does it feel like?


The positive vibe and this great design on this app has hypnotized me buddy. Most fun I’ve had on a social network in years🫶🫶💜 Love the way you stay interactive with the community and take suggestion🙌💜


I just wanted to give you a platform, as I understood that you had a big heart. You’ve gone to levels above me now🫶💜 Completely deserved


Love that🫶💜 Can’t wait


Tagging other accounts on pictures maybe🤔?


Don’t like either. Can’t pinpoint it. Might have just seen too many news and documentaries on leaks etc🤷♂🫶💜


Constantly. See you at the conference. It’s gonna happen (manifesting)


👀👀 Might make me actually post a picture like that.


I’d accept it, but only at the #[3] conference

Real recognizes real🤷♂💜🫶


You really trying to bait some interesting crowd here Roya🤣🤣 Hope you got it under control🤣


Do people actually use Face ID?


Even if the sentence was for something horrific?


This was supposed to attract bots, spammers and scammers initially #[0]

I already sent all of my sats to 1 person

We’ll be back🫶💜


Testing out a theory:

zap zaps give away giveaway sats ⚡invoice btc bitcoin satoshi


It isn’t like that really. It’s mostly to cut out the spammers and the scammers. But I don’t want to leave free relays yet, as I would lose touch with the newcomers and that’s what made me.🫶🫶


I’m sorry for not interacting as much with the newcomers as of late. The process has gotten like 5x times tougher, due to having to filter so much in global. Newcomers won’t be a part of paid relays by default, so I don’t want to move on to “paid relays only” as of yet🫶🫶


Monday = back in choir practice


Lovely picture🫶🫶


for power*


Oh shit. Haven’t checked the news yet, hope everybody is okay💜🫶


working💜


Hello buddy🫶


Happy Monday🫶


gm💜💜


Hello🫶


0C degrees here, so while sunny and absolutely beautiful, it is still cold😆


What a legend 🫶🫶 Thank you buddy


Can you imagine😆


Absolutely💜 Want to learn much more about Lightning


Nano after the hack was never the same unfortunately, really had the potential to do something in the scene imo


Not, it’s going to be an additional symbol on the list next to 🤙


Have a recipe to share?👀


Oohh, sounds lovely 🫶


Now we are getting somewhere. Great argument that🫶 You might’ve convinced me and made me understand your side of this really well. 💜


Yes, true. Most likely gonna involve huge amounts of growing pains, but fascinated by it


I explained my angle of the take earlier, not disagreeing with you


All love here bud🫶 Glad to debate you, curious to see what values and thoughts people have on Bitcoin


I am going to leave that to more technical people talk about. I’m just curious why everybody is so 100% that Bitcoin is it, and that there couldn’t be anything unimaginable better


Sure, I agree, that there should be one. I am just not hell-bent it being BTC. I am not against Bitcoin in any way. Just arguing for innovation, instead of against BTC.


So you’d argue Proof of Work is the future? Not Proof of Stake?


Not personally used Bitcoin Cash and Monero myself, but I used to use Solana and Litecoin for a lot of transactions between the CEXs, as they were much faster and had way lower fees than Bitcoin


Hope for the best, but really curious to see how the world is going to react to BTC in the big scale, especially it’s application


How many of you have used any other cryptocurrency than Bitcoin?


Not blindly believing BTCs success in the future is gonna make for a rough time here


Seeing a lot of people here talking about Bitcoin as it is the only cryptocurrency running on blockchain. I’d argue that Ethereum and Bitcoin are gonna be the VHS and DVD in the future, they were great for their time, but better innovation came along and overtook it


So you are saying another altcoin can’t beat BTC?


People using Bitcoin, when talking about the whole cryptocurrency scene sounds the same as saying iPad, when talking about tablets


It’s not just Bitcoin though. Most of my crypto friends never use bitcoin itself when doing transactions or anything. Saying “Bitcoin” but meaning cryptocurrencies as a whole is misleading


I’m just not as big of a Bitcoin Maxi as you are. Curious how it works itself out in the future. Neutral/Bearish on Bitcoin personally


Wait what? Breakfast food for $60?


Hello buddy💜


Welcome Chap🫶


Depends on the angle that you take. Regarding people’s knowledge and awareness of it, is what I covered in my comment. But regarding the big perspective I agree, 13-14 years is nothing, compared to the US dollar for example


Let’s see. We don’t know yet, it could be the next Nokia or the next iPhone


First-mover advantage doesn’t always lead to long term wins, so it would be absurd to not consider a future, where an alternate cryptocurrency took Bitcoin’s place. Not taking a side here, just something you should consider, to stay open minded


Hello🫶


It really is🫶


Oof, that’s just sad. Lucky I discovered Damus and Nostr first💜💜


Government organisations have old blood in them. Need fresh blood, to start seeing changes. Takes time


No idea about it, but why so?


Lovey pic Pedro💜


Works💜


Based


You too🫶


Bitcoin has been around for like 13-14 years. We are anything but early buddy


Welcome 🫶


Glad to have you with us Wenshe🫶🫶


Well done Daniel, we move💜💜


Loving it 🫶🫶 Wish there were less spammers, but lets see


Been here for 3-4 days, so I’d say it’s definitely possible, especially for someone like you🫶🫶


Have the same question #[0]


Sounds lovely🫶


What do you believe in?


That would be great, sick recommendation.


Let’s see, maybe it will become a feature in the future💜


No idea, but gonna look into it now


🤔 A currency is a belief-system. Lets see whether USD or BTC wins


He is toxic, blocked him. Check profile


Wait you consider that honor? Really?


Oh, I was just talking about an ambigious description and pic being porn


Paid relays were here before. Spam has increased a lot in just a couple days. And it’s all in Chinese, the spam


Yes


Hey buddy🫶🫶


Historical album?


Lets see what European Commision and European Parliament have to say about that


How many times am I gonna fall for things like this, we’ll never know😂💜


Welcome to Damus💜💜


Nostr people getting me on Italian hip hop, what can’t you learn being on here🫶🧏


🫶🫶 Absolutely


I’d love to learn some fundamentals💜 Need to switch things up a lot, in a transformation period of my life.


That’s sick💜💜💜. Got to look into what the lyrics mean😁


I would love to become a student of yours🫶


It’s going to be interesting for sure. A lot of people are fine giving away control and privacy for comfort and speed. It’s a spectrum


Thanks bud💜


Put it on now, let’s see🫶


Gotta look into it🫶🫶 Thank you for introducing this to me💜


What genre podcast is it? Might look into it


How did you got to know about it’s existance and how would you say has it changed your everyday life?


Why so?


Love that profile pic🫶🫶


Interesting, first time I’ve heard of it


What is Bushido?


Looks absolutely amazing💜💜


gn bud🫶


How you liking it here so far?


Would you say you know what your core values and principles are?


be careful of spammers, have a great one💜


Works🫶


Welcome buddy💜


How do you keep your hunger and confidence after losing, and falling a lot and especially big falls


Damn thank you dude🫶 You’re a good egg☝


Is there any improvement, or is it like in a constant state of war and chaos?


Mostly listened to Eminem and 50 as a kid, not much else. So I am really just a kid in a candy shop


Getting into hip-hop more, any song or rapper I should definitely listen to?


Sent


I’d happily do that🤘


Welcome to the Japanese🫶


Matter of testing out different relays, curious on what relay most of the spammers are on


We have a discussion going on, and I need to know what the people on Damus think.

What is the all-time best alcoholic drink?


Gonna do chores, some homework, and then finally gonna meet up with friends for some poker. Gonna be hella busy


Going to do that tomorrow, sleep tight everybody, 💜 love you

#[0]


Malta


I can tell that they fix the spam issue 100%, but I couldn’t at some point even see my own profile pic. Gotta test them relays one by one, which are having the most effect. and which are the spammers mostly on


I just changed my relays, can you see this?


Can y’all see me writing this? Disabled some relays that I was using previously


Moving to paid relays mainly to see less spam


I’d assume so if they’re not on the same relays. #[3]  can you please confirm?


I will make a post about it soon enough.


Could you DM me some relays that i should quit?


For me it just visual noise, might as well Bing Chilling John Cena meme, that they are constantly spamming


Yeah, I expected it to happen, just not as fast


But I will lose the ability to stay connected to most of my followers, no?


Ideally, when clients start to get smart about relay querying, paid relays will be a great source of spam-free content to be queried for when you don't know what exactly you're looking for. Some badly-written thoughts on this here: https://fiatjaf.com/3f106d31.html


You can see just by opening the profiles, every post is the same = spam


Just paid the 5000 sats to join eden.nostr.land Interested to see what it is like


Did that on Safari😄


If your watch runs constantly a little slow, then absolutely


gn🫶


#[0]

Same here


Open global, and see for yourself🫶


DM me🫶


Seems like the time to start using paid relays is here. Until the spamming is removed from free relays atleast


I’ll redesign your profile, if you’re interested🫶


Welcome💜


Happy to have you here💜


I’ll relieve you from that burden lnbc5080n1p3a7gpnpp52el2x6x5r8cwy2hfenwnfhpz90kjngz4xnkewy62hqneyq73x3aqdqu2askcmr9wssx7e3q2dshgmmndp5scqzpgxqyz5vqsp5dr6ndyvkgccmgfrk2d3petyn8ukcjzv3snspy3dpsdn26p4zjj5q9qyyssqvcf039q0jgjmycmn0wrr3qrw4w23g5y3ax0pnvaps7dyz6dercs4nxtw9zapks33kwlue9tznms634xqzuzppvylxmnpd8dz0taxevqq3lwjmp


Happens way too often for me, muscle memory is strong with this one💜😆


We help each other out and teach each other constantly


Legend


Gonna drink to that


Just another user🫶


Basically under your profile page, you should be able to amedit your profile page


On iPhone


It plays a big part, but it is not the only thing, I’d say. The vibes are really positive and the community constantly works together💜


Keep it up🫶🫶


Yeah, just saw a new user create their first post, which was literally “I don’t know how to use this app” and getting the first reply from a spammer/scammer with a link #[0]


Facts, same here


Sick art buddy💜


Keep up the good work🫶🫶


Welcome 💜


What is a street relay?


#[2]

Cover her costs, she does a lot for the community here. Best to have us both there🫶


Android?


Are you using the Damus app as we speak?


Well first you can add your profile a profile picture and banner picture


welcome 💜 if you have any questions, just let me know


Do you mean you can somehow block or filter them all at once?


Welcome 💜💜


No idea actually, just been blocking them, as it is faster. But what is true, is that it continue going on like this


I can do the same on Damus on iOS, it’s just that new bots will be created faster than I can block them really


Same here, feels like a lot of energy wasted, that a bot could do


lmao😂


Appreciate the support 💜💜


What or where is Livermore?🤔


It has been getting severely and progressively worse in just the matter of 2-3 days. Makes it hard to greet the newcomers, as 70% of the chats are by bots


The spam in global is becoming unbearable really


Europeans (me included) are indeed very lovely people


I have 2000hrs total play time in World of Warcr… Why are you wet already?


That’s the exact thing somebody after having a joint would start talking about😆 Daniel👀👀


Oh my bad, bad memory. You think you’re gonna live there forever?


meow💜


Huh?


Okay, damn. Hungry now


Yeah🫶🫶 Thanks buddy


Just met some Moroccans at a local bar as of late tbh (really uncommon for our country) drinked a bit, had a chat and played some chess against them


Were you born there too or you already grew up in Canada?


Moroccans>>> goated honestly


😂😂 Yeah, so much tasks to do, but having a rough patch mentally. Sleeping schedule, physical activity not anywhere near the healthy levels as of late


What even is Persian food?


The food is meh (no offense), but I felt oddly home ever since landing in Liverpool, as I consume so much more content in English than in my native tongue


How the hell y’all know so much about food and cuisine??


Visited Wales this year actually tbh, looked amazing

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_81cb0a33600f0db29a33170c2cbe9fef472e299693bb12a76c78267b6dd4d71c.jpeg


Neither am I from anywhere in the UK😂


And for the last time, I’m not from London. English is my second language💜🫶


💜 It is but there’s a big gap between this and the older generation, as we have a problem with option paralysis, they had survival issues. Complete extremes, tough to understand


Not even the UK, my parents in this country were still under a foreign regime, and people were given random stamps to buy what the stamp let them buy. But even if they had the stamp, there was barely ever anything on the shelves in the store. So for my parents generation it was about survival more than learning fun cuisine😂


I wish, I set-up an extra automation for a “Battery Low” notification manually, when battery value goes under 5%


The country I am from has some of the most bland food, not that I don’t like it, but seeing different spices and sauces is really new to me


Just got jump-scared by my phone notifications, how’s your day going?


working💜


gm💜


How was it?


Looks amazing, thank you for sharing that💜


Never had any Sriracha in my whole life, any good?


Great question

It is called a NIP-05 identifier, basically a way to verify your username

You can read more about it here:

https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr/#nip-05


Welcome buddy💜


Is nostr.band verification paid or free?


Works 💜 Welcome🫶🫶


Welcome 💜💜


I’ll help the first two responders set up their profile picture and banner art. I have experience with Damus only myself


TL;DR what is zion.fyi? a competitor?


The update makes it seem like it is a coin-flip for now


No, not at all. But I’d be happy to learn all about it🫶


If you need anyone ever to pilot test your prototypes etc, then I would gladly be that guy for you💜💜


That’s sick💜 Can see it being useful for the userbase in the longer term especially🤘🤘


They made massive stock buybacks as well, iirc. Mark has big balls for going that hard at the whole VR and Meta thing


I was joking about the whole thing. 🫶😂 Tell me about channel.ninja, what is it, who is it for and what plans do you have with it?


Could you ELI5 please?


Thought you were talking about the channel.ninja thing


What Ponzi y’all doing? Need to learn something new here


It will be interesting to see. Being part of paid relays might be 50/50. Either you won’t ever use them and can be a ‘waste’ of sats OR you don’t buy them, and when free relays get really overly spammy and toxic, the FOMO will inflate the paid relay prices massively. So flip a coin.


Similar to real life, higher up drunk ppl will happily show you around, if they like you


As I’m back, then we follow the standard procdure, as always:

Tell me what is the coolest thing you found out about Nostr/Damus is.

Furthermore, if any newcomers or others want any help or to chat, then just ask. I’ll be here for you🫶🫶


Yep, he was the one. Remember he had a post about being tipsy etc. and will cover someone’s invoice for the relay


8888 sats was it, haven’t seen any difference tbh


Got the nostr.wine one paid off for me


Is it just me or could the Damus app logo be a lot better, doesn’t fit the other app logos at all in the drawer


Thank you 💜


That’s why I came back 🫶


Happy to have made those shirt designs and all that, had to learn so much new stuff, to be able to have them actually online and available. I won’t advertise them, as they are made as a potential wearable advertisement and those interested can always contact me.

I will be going back to basics, connecting with people, staying curious, teaching and paying it forward.


It’s like having a private server you can access. If I disable all relays but one paid one, only people that have that same paid relay as me will see the content posted.


I’m back💜


Bots or spam accounts most likely won’t spend to access paid relays. And if you only have paid relays added, you will experience much less spam, scams etcetc. If a paid relay is enabled with your other relays, it won’t have that kind of effect.

Furthermore, if people who want to keep themselves maybe more separated and distanced from the free relay community, then they could easily just be contactable on a single paid relay


Feeling stressed out and nowhere near at my happiest. Gonna step aside and take some time for myself.

In the meanwhile, share love, be curious and pay it forward.

-Tanel🫶💜


Good God how stressful the end of that Manchester United vs Crystal Palace game was… Referee was an absolute shambles, neither team happy with the brigade either


Have a look at this Nostr x Andrew Tate merch created by #[0]

Whatever you want: hoodies, shirts, mugs 🤙⚡

https://www.redbubble.com/people/taneldamus/works/138976239-what-colour-is-your-identifier-badge


If you are looking for some #Nostr apparel check this out https://www.redbubble.com/people/taneldamus/works/138976239-what-colour-is-your-identifier-badge


pv🫶


I’m Tanel, actually💜


pv


Damn, looks amazing. You have great taste. You can actually have GIFs as profile pictures and banners as well by the way👀👀💜💜


Hello 🫶🫶


Monring💜💜


gm🫶🫶


Heyy💜


Yeah, can’t wait really 🫶🫶


gm🫶


Welcome 💜💜


Welcome buddy 💜


Sooo cute🫶🫶


Welcome 💜


DMd you💜


Thanks for the answer🫶


Might be the wine I had wine yesterday or the overtiredness, but I made a simplistic Damus themed design, that you can buy on RedBubble

No more of “What colour is your Bugatti?”

It is: “What colour is your identifier badge?” now

Get your shirt, hoodie, cup, whatever you think your heart desires, here:

https://www.redbubble.com/people/taneldamus/works/138976239-what-colour-is-your-identifier-badge


Hello💜


Sure thing🫶🫶


Back online, yet again, if anyone is seekong for any advice or just wants to chat, my DMs are open and waiting for you texts💜🫶


So many pornographic ads, how to avoid it?


Can’t wait for something like that🙌🙌💜🫶


quiet before the storm it is 👀


what’s going on here? missed anything?


Woke up only to see this having happened.
No words, just deeply honoured.

#[0]


I think there is much more negativity due to there being more data available than ever before, and also more standards and comparison than ever before. It gets tiring for people and it’s tough moderate around that


I think bar on what we consider crisis has lowered alot aswell


gm


thinking of it


Thank you for the information🫶💜


What is #plebchain? Keep seeing it popping up, but still uneducated


check DMs


Yeah, porn is just poison for the brain


Surely you manage NSFW and free-speech at the same time, similarly to what Reddit has done


I mean, even if the photos are hidden, the profile pictures and content are still disturbing.


Yes


Check DMs


The amount of porn I’ve had to unwantedly see and block is mental #[0] #[1] #[2] Surely something can be done about that


Weird, it ain’t exactly for him either


Do the GIFs work for you? Because it seems they need to be compressed down to lower sizes


DM me these keywords, otherwise they are gonna get lost in the endless feed of notifications


Could you check his profile? Whether the GIFs are working or not🫶💜


I’ll find you some sick GIFs for your profile and banner pic, based on your keywords and interests💜


Working 💜


Doing Damus as of now, not familiar with the environment, as it stands


DM me


Repost the post, will you?💜


Sure


Welcome 💜


If anybody is interested, I can do their profile pic and banner pic selection for them🫶💜 First one to reply gets my advice for free


Holy shit, they’re still around?


You mean vaping in general or as in JUULing JUULing?


That’s the main thing to take away from this. For most, messing around with relays is completely unnecessary, unless they are doing it out of pure curiosity and to learn


While more data, more people, more info, then also it makes it have to update and sync more and that makes it eventually have more cache and also slower


If Damus, then click the main menu on the top left, select relays from the list and then click the + sign


Roger that, thank you for helping🫶🫶 Means a lot


Can somebody help out?

#[0]

Amethyst on Android crashing a lot. My guess would be to delete cache and lessen the amount of relays.


While it’s still Friday in some parts of the world, I’ll do my first #FridayFollow for a bunch of fine new Nostriches I met today. 🤙 Good night, make friends and zap sats! 🌙🫂⚡
#[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] #[5] #[6] #[7] #[8] #[9] #[10] #[11] #[12]


gn


Small leagues or big leagues, at the end of the day, learning, teaching and loving is all that counts


Blocked


Did #[0] just like one of my replies? What is even going on anymore, must be seeing things.


What is going on these days. Take me back like 10 years, but with Damus


facts🫶


The balloon thing?


Unless any of you have any quick questions for me, then I’m finally going to bed.

Been up for way too long, but Damus is weirdly addicting like that💜


This is something for my history books

We cracked 100 followers in less than 72hrs, absolutely mental.

Love you all to the moon and back🫶🫶💜💜


If you have any certain questions, my DMs are open💜🫡


Everyone has their own way of doing it. I find the followers to just be a byproduct of your behaviour. What’s most important, have fun and enjoy yourself. You want to have followers that you love talking to.🫶


You informed and now created a craving for me, which might turn me into an addict. I thought you more of a hero type, but your turning into a villain😂💜


Unlimited rice refills??? We live in a completely different world. I want what you are having buddy😂💜


Does it work with brown rice aswell?


Never even heard of a such a thing


Welcome 💜


Welcome Dirky🫶


What? Coconut rice? Huh


How you finding all of this? Overwhelming or you managing it well?


Based🫶


Hey Niki💜


Hello Alice🫶🫶


Welcome Janlor💜💜


I’m part of that relay, how can I know on Damus, which people are on that certain relay?


It’s funny how much one day of #nostr can change you 💜


🫶🫶 Thank you


Hello Jeff🫶


Doing great work buddy. Paying it forward is the best thing you can do. Karma is real.🫶


Teach people so that they can teach people, everything you do plays a massive part in the direction this community moves in

#[0]


We jumped to 230 in-person attendee responses today for #Nostrica

410 virtual 🤙

join us in #Bitcoin Jungle
https://nostrica.com/


Welcome💜


Yes, if you need any help, just DM me and I’ll help you set things up


I could be a paid tester for the site, if necessary. Love to play around with sites, and give advice💜💜.

Damn, decentralized trading, you really know your stuff, huh. My brain isn’t huge enough for that💜


Same here. Most used app now actually


Welcome Nolan 🫶🫶


Is it possible, and if so, how could it be done?

#[0]


Hello🫶🫶


Oh, I actually meant about Nostr/Damus.

But glad that you introduced yourself. What kind of awesome stuff have you built so far?

Governance, Web Design, Singing, Crypto


☝Things we like to see:


What exactly interests you?


Welcome Olivia🫶


Working 💜


Amazing, love the convos, helping and teaching the newcomers. Warm vibes, loving it. And you?


💜 Welcome


The least I can do💜


Would mean joining a competitor. I’m sure he already has an account tbh.
As he surely is quietly seeking for information, to be better prepared against the compeition out here


yes sir🫶🫡


Helping newcomers with their problems and questions, so that they can settle in quickly and nicely💜


when open WoS, click receive, then on the top right, there is a selection named “Lightning Address”. That’s the address you want to link to your profile


sure


Ok, Google🫶


Hello💜


Your lightning address linked to your profile isn’t working by the way🫶


Lmao😂


Hello🫶


gm💜


hello🫶


Welcome, Mirai💜


working 💜


Check check


Welcome Jason💜


Also blocking NSFW content, spams, scams takes the experience to another level


Same here🫶


Welcome💜


How many sats does attention cost?


Enjoy yourself here🫶


Hello Shiba💜


Don’t think I’m knowledgable enough sadly💜


Welcome💜💜


Thank you🫶


Glad to have you with us here💜💜


Just replying..


reply


Hello🫶


☝ Things we love to see


I’ll think a bit, and then GIF you the answer


Seems to be working, welcome💜


Ask questions


Hello💜


Curious whether views or filtered by likes/reposts will become a thing though


Girls like guys with a big zap


Top SAT


Chads tip 1 sat.


Done


way too much, i can only do a 100


Legend😂😂


You’ll get a teaser for the Damus t-shirt design for just lnbc694200n1p3am3ndpp5zkwdzyzus7dn66k6p40h2960v6gmzshg5vy80csavdr9q9zpvp2sdqu2askcmr9wssx7e3q2dshgmmndp5scqzpgxqyz5vqsp5znqxmwfdcp6z5kcjekfrwh3rnqsv0pns52g8xfqhmgfvt0d9efws9qyyssq5g75nutn3jegp37k9p3ldx2t7sk9grfr6e7w8ka0vyc5u4k6kpkjfmctmmnqcvak5uvva0l86l04gtlzgzg2axykle534sts36kju9gqx6kru9


Hello Monica 💜


Feeling generous tonight, only invoicing you for

lnbc1m1p3am3fepp5q3ecsvhrw2n6j44tyzyfs9qf3nwe83rjkx2ytxvtmg9majpu0raqdqu2askcmr9wssx7e3q2dshgmmndp5scqzpgxqyz5vqsp5k7krpak7f4dptz0ghun8qgl8ssjj86zdvcymhpdespj8q0hgpaqq9qyyssqneqgru23yfekfszgqlfnnwxkthtwpk3zw8ehruy7el0epvssspkqxywlqkf74c0us52pe3y2y9mz4cg3cz4wpf08qpgtz83f9ww9s7gqj2234p


#damus themed merch coming out tomorrow💜 T-shirts, hoodies, etc.


How can I add the relay on Damus? Never done that before


Hello Klems💜 Glad to have you with us


Nostralgia


Need help?


Same here, would love to meet all the community and introduce it to people, who haven’t used it yet.


Alright I’ll admit I’ve had some 🍷 again tonight. Who still needs to join https://nostr.wine? Reply with your admission invoice and I’ll pay it for you 🤙


Yes sir💜


Welcome 💜


Working💜


Hello buddy


No


Wake me up when December ends


From Roya to Royalty in 3 days


It isn’t real, you’re dreaming right now. I promise to not snap my fingers


It’s filled stacks of sats now. Regarding sats, in my experience the more you give away, the more you get back


So you believe in manifesting?🤔

I have trust in #[2]

He will make this social network something insane, that’s my manifestation and belief💜


If short clips ever get enabled on autoplay here, that’s the day I’m leaving


sent them


I’ll DM you the designs


Would anyone be interested in buying Damus themed shirts? Doing some market research


Sent it


You ready to see the designs?


I made something, I’ll DM it to you


Hey Sophia, can you help me out with something?


Anyone have any experience with selling on Etsy and setting up a shop?


Need 2 Nostr relays, one in Comic Sand and the other in Papyrus😂


So you’re telling me it isn’t Comic Sans?


No better way to relax, than being on Damus🫶


Can anyone tell me, what font is Damus using?


Great so far, yours?

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cc13bf9a992f05ed9a43ae8ed4cfe89d2108765009346ab904d003e7f0a8fe51.jpeg


I’ll make it into one right now


You are what you surround yourself with

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7ae9f4125a1cc77117e11dca98db76bc0146cc7bb3cbc8abf2ec2cb1e85446e2.jpeg


What color is your Nostr verified badge?


For the newcomers

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a21717ab9901158944edd2cfc38eecaa0f3e698736977f6f16a33bf68af3ef2d.jpeg


Hello sir💜


Well done💜


Best decision you’ve ever made🫶


Hey buddy


You open up #[0]
for the first time, and all you can think is #[1]


hey buddy💜


The guy on the pic is actually holding a Quran in his hand, but it’s out of frame


😂😂😂 Lmao


Me, when I opened up @Damus for the first time:

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_40b7eec20414f8132b3db4a66b5b9de915ed34b5c1ee34bba00572dd821d7e67.jpeg


art collection* (mind my mistakes, getting tired a bit)


Your account has one of the best art I’ve seen on here🤘🤘


Oh sick, can’t fucking wait


False, it says here on a paper, that you are actually a legend. Are my sources wrong?


All the Elon Musk fanboys, coming to Nostr, when they finally realise it is better than Twitter

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_da2dff0f7584fba3d7399a1268d0cf508316faf581298ed23b18c1d19434f66a.jpeg


I use #[3] to host then post images 🤙

https://nostr.build


Can’t wait for the new season tbh. When’s it gonna start?


Nice Accord buddy, well done🫶


When you have the stacked up money, they will like you too

Had to continue the rhyming


😂😂

Any favourites?


Unlike Twitter, no one person, group, or algorithm can shadowban, censor, or deplatform you – because it’s not a platform, it’s an open protocol, so it’s more like Bitcoin or the internet itself than it is like Twitter, Facebook, or other centralized social media companies.

This is critical for free speech, which as we’ve seen, has been largely manipulated on Twitter.


Thanks, Nike


Lemme know how it goes🤘


Fuck sake, psychoanalysis through sports😂😂

I like to win and I like winners, slumps happen🫠🫠


Thank you buddy💜 Let me know how it’s like🤘🤘


These stickers go harddd. Need some of these


#no


Which ones?


Why?

#[0]


I am also a childhood fan of Manchester United, guilty as charged. David Moyes managing United and Vettel spinning out constantly. Fun memories🫠😂


#[0]

Will bookmarking be added?


Welcome🫶


Hello🫶


Born ready


The start of the last gave me so much hope, but I never felt 100% certain anymore, PTSD of a modern Ferrari fan I suppose


As there is no filtering as it stands. Play around with different relays (paid and free), block people that post content you don’t want to see (toxicity, porn, spams, scams)

All of this will make your time here even more enjoyable💜


Yes


Sell me the idea of Bitcoin in two sentences


Hey there🫶


Welcome Ken


Hello 🫶


Working🫶


Ferrari fan here, ever since MSC and Barrichello times. The car livery was too sexy to not be a fan of


Don’t know anybody who actually watches the full reveals. Usually just take a loot at the new cars/liveries from a YT video later


https://lightningaddress.com/#providers

Here you go 🫶


https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr/#adding-pfp

Here you go buddy🫶


https://www.nostr.how/relays

Here you go 🫶


https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr/#adding-pfp

Here you go buddy 🫶


gm🫶


Good question, no idea. Anyone knowledgable enough to answer?

#[0]


hashtags, conversations, Global thread, going through other peoples followed list


gm


100 sats sent as promised🫶


Winner-winner chicken dinner

#[0]


#[0]

When pinned comments?


First one to teach my friend gets 100 sats

#[0]


Based take


sup


PV


To the newcomers and the ones who were here before me

PV


Fucking hell, crazy amounts. Unfortunate that Gvardiol fell through


Hello Raven🫶


Hey buddy💜


Definitely not the last time


Hey💜


🫶🫶 You’ll love it here


#[0]

☝


Yes, but actually no

#[0]


Without ads and algorithms


May lightning strike


Working 💜


Welcome Pinguini 💜


What would you like it to be?


Yeah, enough trips and age will do that to you🫠🫠


100% agreed🫶


You get 3 guesses


Yeah, Chelsea went crazy in the transfer window, from what I heard.


Added to the list🫶


First time I’ve heard about it, recommend it?🤔💜


Whatever you want really🫶


Don’t miss Twitter at all tbh


Welcome 💜


Exactly right🫶


Hello buddy🫶


Welcome💜


As long as they share their seed, not their seed phrases, they’ll be fine


Share🫶


Legend🫶


Fucking great explanation🫶


The pizza will either be there, or be square


shit


Yes


r


Anyone here just randomly feeling like paying for my dinner? Please don’t, but I’ll leave the invoice anyway

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Love the quote on your banner, where is it from?


Porn roulette, how many posts on Global until you find porn


Fuck, I missed it. You think he is worthy of all that hype skill-wise?


Hey buddy🫶


Chad


I do


How is it?🫶


Hello buddy💜


Lmaaooooo😂😂


Spotify is the same thing, but instead of porn, it just randomly starts doing ads mid-convo. Truman Show 2.0

#[0]


Don’t think I’ve seen that one (yet)😂


Lmao, y’all really some weird as peeps

Who the fuck set this up?

#[0]


Hahahaha yess😂😂😂 And it’s aaaalways that same gif, cursed honestly🤣


What a legend, make sure to follow him🫶

#[0]


Welcome to Damus 🫶 Lovely vibe here, just ask and people (including me) will help you out💜


😂😂😂 Great job setting the scene


This guy gets it

#[0]


Nostr is like a really great friend of yours, that’s got an amazing vibe, but randomly keeps showing you porn


Monthly restraining fee from Feds paid🫡


If you need any help, just ask💜


based


Some legend sent me a single sat rn, will the real sats sender please stand up?


Who wants their feed on Nostr to have porn, why? I don’t get it, are we really that weak when restraining pleasure?


Welcome 💜💜


Absolutely amazing, loving Damus and the vibe here🫶


Same here, only until 3 am instead. Absolutely massive🫶


Link?🫶


😂😂 That’s so true


Hello new friend 💜 How are you?


Can’t wait


Damus been lovely for iOS, glad to see both sides loving it💜


Based 💜 Being blazed helps me with that a lot.

I remember one challenge that came to mind, when I was really high one time: “Make it a challenge, how much can you be in this one moment, and what you feel and experience”


Great goal! 💜


Me


#deep


yes


Appreciation post to the boring lectures:

I would’ve never become as good at drawing without them


Can’t wait bud, hyped🫶


In aussie slang: aussie and nz slang rip means - “with vigour and enthusiasm, but without regard to quality of outcome”


Not issues necessarily, maybe more content though🤔


a DM maybe? Sorry, just infatuated with the art🫶


So I should increase the amount? Been running on 7 ever since I created this account


Context?


You’re goddamn right


I think of it as diversifying and also setting a stop loss really😂


You’re not as bad as I thought you were


The gap in the market is apparently bigger than we all would’ve though⌛


The rise of this is absolutely crazy. All for it🫶


My new friend💜


#[0] 👀

https://cdn.jb55.com/s/6cef0a124891d491.jpg

I haven't even released this yet lol


😂😂😂 I can imagine.


You got this🫶


Proof of life needed


Whaaat?? Actually!


⌛ Looks like it


Facts🫶


Yeah, saw that account a day ago. Didn’t think it was real


Was just going to ask when that feature is going to come out. Love to see that it’s already in the works🫶🫶


Tag me the one you are thinking of?


Your body knows how much sleep it needs. That’s an amazing start for the day, gotta start doing it myself🫶🫶


What happens to the father of a transgender child?

He becomes transparent


£60 with shipping?!? That’s almost half my rent here. Gonna have to say no unfortunately😂😂


Link please. I want it just to piss of my mates in the dormitory😂


😂😂 Yeah, even the most loved ones can create the most interesting challenges.

I love the art on your profile🫶🫶 Do you have a portfolio of it anywhere for me to take a look at?


Yesss, habits really do stick. Learnt that in conscription by practice.


Never heard of this proverb before. You are a fucking legend for getting up so early and especially without an alarm. How much sleep do you get?


That’s actually pretty good, tbh😅💜


Yes, that’s me. I wake everyone else up other than me. I would solve so many of my problems, if I learnt to actually wake up to the alarm. Current idea is to just start going to bed ridiculously early


Yeah, probably the best indicator to wake up. Must be lovely though ☺


Do any of y’all actually just put a single alarm to wake up to in the morning?


Depends on the person a lot, atleast you found what works for you😄😄


Facts, wish it had an NSFW system implemented, similar to Reddit


Been seeing some craaaazy stuff, reminds me of the old internet, never know what you gonna get


Welcome Rich 💜


Nope💜


Welcome to Damus 💜


Never heard of it, let’s see👀


I would love the possibility to add my chess.com and the ranking to my Nostr/Damus profle


Works💜


What is your all-time favourite track? Playlists need some fresh additions


Opened Excel with homework, opened Youtube to listen to some D&B in the background. It’s been 2 hours and I’ve ended up finding some banging playlists and mashups instead of putting in work

You win some, you lose some.


If it’s premium for everybody, then it is premium for nobody


It will never have a token, is atleast what I’ve read in the last day. I am not completely sure where “making money” stands in their priority list, good question really #[3]


That’s a lot of pressure huh, but glad you atleast gave it a try. Would you consider yourself more of a ‘behind the scenes’ creative director instead then?


Happy with how the magazine cover came out?


Public Governance and Governmental Studies.
Currently taking both Statistics and Accounting, so I’m gonna drown myself in Microsoft Excel.

Self-studying web design and web programming on the side, really would love to work in that industry and run either a company or an agency, making websites for people in need


Back from work, going to study now. Anyone have any questions, hit me up🫶💜


I really miss having a pet. Can’t have one now due to my busy schedule


Ancient Romans would put sandals on the hands of sleeping people then tickle their face so they would slap themselves.

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Love cats, what kind?


Heyy💜💜


Hello Henry🫶


Hello 🫶


Facts. I usually chug around a litre of water and a megapint of coffee in the mornings


Welcome to Damus 💜


Hey💜


Anyone needs any help regarding Damus, especially newcomers?


Welcome Nori 💜


Hey Miyeon💜💜 Glad to have you with us


Hello Calum 💜


Sent💜


Works💜


Hey 💜


Hey Kelvin 💜


Lets create a #chess community here, comment if you’d be up for a game of chess, say your chess.com username and your ranking (if you want)


I’ll play you


gn


It’s been ~28 hours since I created this account, today has been yet again really positive, rewarding and educative. Finally got my the verification, understand more about relays and made tons of new friends

Good night everybody


Working 💜


Hello there 💜


Seems to be working 💜


gm buddy 💜


Hey there 💜🫶


Heyy👋💜


Welcome to Damus 💜


Hello to you💜


Hey 💜💜


Hello 💜💜


Barely ever follow anyone here, but followed you


Absolutely agreed, the vibes are amazing. If you need any help or just wanna chat, feel free to DM any time💜


Karnage really is something else dude, never seen anyone like him on here


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That would be insane. Really cool of you do that🫶💜


Hello Henry 💜


Send some to #[2]

She’s been amazing with the community here, totally deserves it🫶


Hello 💜


Welcome to Damus


Welcome to the party 💜


Morning Leon💜


gn🫶


Hey Gordon 💜


If you like following me and my content, then you will 100% love #[0]

An absolutely amazing person


This platform has brought back the feeling that the internet had in the beginning. The nostalgia has been hitting me like a bus. I feel like a kid again!


Damus is the most wholesome community you’ll find. Welcome🫶


gm 💜


Welcome 💜


Also the user above is a spammer, that I blocked for myself already. Careful💜💜


Congratulations 💜


Took me some time aswell, love it. 🫶


Welcome to Damus, glad to have you with us. What kind of software do you develop?


I’m overwhelmed. By this social network. The people and the vibe. The effort that people put in to learn and then teach the newcomers.

Tears of absolute joy

- Tanel


You are doing good work and putting in a lot of effort 💜 We really are fortunate to have you with us here


I think the initial understanding about the relays finally clicked for me, big thanks💜


As I seem to keep messing up the link, then I’ll keep going until I get it right (the wine isn’t doing me any favours)

Just registered for the virtual attendance at the upcoming Nostrica conference, that is taking place Uvita, Costa Rica on 19-21 March 2023

https://nostrica.com


I messed up the link🫠 It is actually https://www.nostrica.com

With big responsibility comes dumb mistakes


So that shouldn’t be a priority for now atleast. If the amount of users and volume of posts increases, having paid for relays will become a huge privilege regarding my feed experience


Here’s to my first 50 followers🥂🍻

Thank you, I owe everything to you


Hong Kong is a goated place, only heard amazing stories about it


I’ll DM you in a sec


#[2]

I barely ever follow people here (to lessen spam), but you deserve it.

Thank you🫶


Welcome 🫶


Thank you for the love and support 🫶


Thank you to everybody who funded this

My own NIP-05 identifier, fully paid for by the amazingly kind people on Damus💜

PV


Hello 💜💜


Really need 200 sats to cover fees for a purchase with sats

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Can’t believe I’m this close to getting an identifier


I can’t believe that people over here are that generous. This identifier will fully be funded by people on Damus, and as I consider myself to be for the people, then what goes around, comes around


What an absolute legend🫶🫶 Tried making the payment for the nostrplebs verified tag. Says that I need to have more then the actual fee, as I need to have some routing fees. Currently have the exact 12,500 sats


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I help newcomers out and getting that zap would get me my verified badge, that costs 12,500 sats


Heyy🫶


Hello 💜


You got that right 💜


Welcome Arthur 💜


Welcome 💜


Drinks on you?


gn 💜


Hello 🫶


Absolutely, open for collaborations and DMs if there’s anything you need help with🫶🫶


Trying to get into rock more and more. Was just listening to Dire Straits actually


Unfortunately never heard of eithers music. How about you, you have a take on that?


I don’t think I’ve seen anybody really do this on Damus before, so here goes nothing:

AMA - Ask Me Anything


Lol, good one actually


😂😂 Life’s like that you know. But I’m sure you’re children would much rather have a sober and balanced dad. How’s being dad like? As challenging as you thought it would be?


Welcome Hudson🫶


Exactly the same how I feel. Wouldn’t consider myself somebody with a massive brain, but I’m happy to mess up and try new things, and help others learn those things i just learned on my own


Hello Billy🫶


gm 💜💜


Okay, I’m back online basically. Up for any chats, discussion or if anybody needs any help with anything


Never had bourbon before


Facts, what do you drink?


Maybe, let’s see🤔


I had one glass of wine, first bit of alcohol in a month. I’m completely wasted. What is this?


Same here 😞


Finally back home, tired af. Gonna eat first and then probably do some uni homework (statistics/accounting)


Apparently people are selling damus tokens on shitcoin exchanges 🤦♂ damus will never have a token. Don't get scammed folks.


Somewhere in Europe, cold here, but it’s nice still


Hello💜


That looks sick 🫶🫶 Can’t wait for the next one


echo


based


Probably the ones I make when drifting


Hey there Klaus, glad to have you with us💜


Welcome 💜


The point is to not have algos as such. Algos would mean data collection and becoming just another Twitter


Welcome 🫶


Hello 🫶🫶


Welcome to Damus 💜


gm 💜


Hey 💜


Life is all about learning and paying it forward

💜 to all the new users on here, my DMs are ready for your questions, if you need any help or just want to talk


Is it possible to have notifications for Damus? Or do I just have some kind of setting unknowingly turned off?


What would be the next big step for Damus, if you were the one developing it?


gm, professor🫶


Welcome to Damus, Kevin 💜


Starting work for today, if anybody needs any help regarding Nostr/Damus, just ask me.🫶


Hello🤘🤘


Yes and no. How tech savy would you say you are?🤔


test test


What does PV stand for?


I wish, don’t even have money to spare for an identifier😄💜


Happy to help💜


Have an identifier, it’ll make you differ from people with the same username. Not a solution exactly, but a workaround atleast💜


Hey🤘


based


Need to add an “@“ symbol before it


Hey 💜


Need to add “@“ before it🤘💜


You need to add “@“ before the Note ID to quote post 💜


Relays


Hello sir 💜


Hello 💜


Hmm, curious to see if that will be a possible solution in the future


hey 💜


Updated my Lightning Address on my profile, shouldn’t be a one-time invoice address anymore. Hopefully I got it right this time


Completed Part 1 and this is a comment test for Part 2

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Really curious if I got the address on my profile to work now🤔🤔💜


Tried to reply with a reply to somebody else previously. Don’t think it worked


No way, that’s absolutely sick that you can do it so simply like that. Love where all of this is going💜💜


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That’s interesting. So if I paste it with an amount, it all works? But with an empty field, it doesny


That’s so cool🤘🤘🤘 Sick


http://lightningaddress.com

Find a wallet you like on there, I personally use Wallet of Satoshi. Then generate the invoice and copy the code and post it on here🤘


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Has anyone actually received any sats? Absolutely sick if this invoice feature works🤘🤘🤘


Thank you so much for the help and follow. Thought there could be like a list, with people that my “following” follow. The more followed by my “following” they are, the higher they place on the recommendations list


Welcome 💜


Based take


What do you mean by “first step setup”


Yes, that’s true for sure. Really curious to see which styles and methods draw people in the most


Maybe, maybe not. Alt accounts pushing a main scam account with sats. As long as it is profitable, it will take place. Or am I completely wrong here?


How does one get verified on Nostr/Damus? Yes, I am a newbie. No shame in that


Twitter vs Nostr is the Red or Blue pill of 2023


Yesss, the lack of ads and “recommendations” is so refreshing. Love it here. Already trying to help out as many people as possible regarding profile pictures and banners💜💜


Wait, really? 🫢 This is absolutely huge, if true. 💜💜💜💜


DM, I’ll help you out 💜


Yes, it works. Is it supposed to be a JPG or a GIF?


Here goes my first test with Wallet of Satoshi

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Who is a must-follow on Nostr?


Any recommendations/preferences regarding Bitcoin Lightning wallets?


Twitter. Yes, I do consider myself a normie here😄


What is your favourite feature or quirk on here? Wanna learn all about it


Could somebody teach me how to post lightning invoices on Damus feed? 💜


Sounds amazing. How have you been getting hands on experience then?


World replies 💜


Welcome 💜


You are hitting the nail on its head with that. Glad to see people outside of crypto joining and starting to understand the benefits of this space 💜


Thank you buddy 💜


Absolutey amazing, and you? Also how are you finding Damus? Enjoying it?


Unfortunately not, just really curious and welcoming of new social networks and other fellow people here 💜


All the posts are currently visible under the ‘Global’ section. Are they supposed to be hidden by default?


Find people that you’re interested in 💜 Enjoy your time here buddy


Seems to work, welcome buddy💜


first post here #love #damus