Build 25 is out! damus now adds japanese relays to the bootstrap relay set if your region is set to japan.

This makes it easier for users to find other users from the same geographical region. We will be adding other regions in the future!


😂😂😂😂

i thought i liked silence in public transportation, but my god, i thought people could hear my heartbeat on the bus


my 4g is faster and more stable than the wifi at home, so… 😂


😂😂😂

i ended up getting one of those “unlimited” contracts, used to max 30gb in a week with damus

first month after the new contract, my monthly usage was around 120gb 😂


i landed less than an hour ago 😂💜

scrolling on nostr is gonna get expensive https://i.nostr.build/Y9ZA.jpg


Thank you so much brother, can’t wait to meet up 🤗


indeed ser 🌎💜

on a shuttle bus to terminal 1 as we speak 🤗


nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 waiting for you brother 💜

can’t believe this is actually happening 🤯


💜🤗 thank you brother https://i.nostr.build/eGYG.jpg


yet 😂


Thank you so much brother 🤗💜


ah shid, atleast you’ll make it for the opening conference 💜


🫡 looks like grey clouds today, glad i didn’t forget my umbrella 😂💜


thank you so much brother 🤗💜


🤣🤣🤣 glad i have my insurance as protection then


warm shower and a sauna usually helps me, some tea also 🫂


wheels on the ground 🛬

japan, i’m in you 🇯🇵


dude, i’m getting emotionaaaal 😭 i’m so excited and happy 💜


😂😂😂😂😂 this gif


Thank you so muchhh 💜💜💜

I’ll have to travel the whole planet to pay honours to the globe profile picture 🌎💜


thank you so much brother, the plane looks absolutely beautiful, first time in such an aircraft 🤯💜


3 beautiful words, that always make me smile:

“ready for take-off”


nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx got some competition now 👀

when first ever nostr football match? betting with lightning and streamed live on zap.stream


Yeah… haven’t ever felt what it was like before, but I can imagine 🤔💜


wen KYC toilets?


“install our app by scanning the following qr code to open the lid and flush”


They better be 🤣💜


phind.com for me

nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 knows a bit more about different options in the scene than i do 🤔💜


artificial scarcity


opensats -> (clients) -> nostr marketers/tiktok influencers


they’re just sad


love of viberation


as long as it only shows the note once in my feed, and just boosts the exact same one, when somebody else reposts it, then i’d be down

nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 💜


i know a cat


Thank you so much brother 🌎🫂


Thank you brother 🫂


How come? 🤔


you’re gonna have a node in your lobe, and you will be happy about it


💜 https://i.nostr.build/Pg24.jpg


what the hell have you got going on out there? 😄💜


YES #YESTR


yes, exactly


great cover-up


where is nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj


are y’all walkin’ simultaneously in a circle? 🤣

everybody got lost


nostr:npub1xdtducdnjerex88gkg2qk2atsdlqsyxqaag4h05jmcpyspqt30wscmntxy port coming anytime soon?


i know ppl often use nostrudel through their phone and like it


see you soon brother 💜🤗 https://i.nostr.build/eGQL.gif


s o o n 💜✈


the trip is safu, see you soon brother 💜


the airport starting to feel more and more like home

20 trip ahead 💜

see you soon #nostrasia https://i.nostr.build/Z9Vy.jpg


for desktop:

• cleanshot
• xnapper


🤗 gn buddy


i like to calculate upcoming dates in terms of how many “gn’s” away is it

#nostrasia is 2 gn’s away

gn

now it is only one away 💜


nostr:npub13ar54wmscwv8lalf8lweuqwt4h3d44dgkdrflgdt52vcywsua6ysny3uwh nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w


pain https://i.nostr.build/K2Bg.jpg


seems to be an off/on thing with the booting, got to use it now again nostr:note1w0h8z2fxr2gg4w3z5emvxv2mmwjkjvhxmzfqv8m40zlawdeawm6qcz6e4h


Anybody want to buy some BTC F2F at #nostrasia lmk


iOS 17.0.2 when booting up SimpleX


if you dm’d me on simplex, uhhhh

i’ll get back to you some day https://i.nostr.build/MqxE.jpg


🫂💜 you’re so kind, thank you so much


oh yeah, i have ~10 hrs of time, gonna go to bed now finally, and get some rest 💜

first time in my life for me to experience jet lag 🤔


🤣🤣🤣

i need to meet up with you one day


Incredibly nice start to the trip indeed 💜


soon brother, real soon 💜


literally on the dot, i was already afraid that i’ll surely have to throw something out


thank you so much brother 💜🫂


🥹 thank you so much, that’s really kind of you to do


🤗🤗 thank you so much, wish you could be there with us


flight in 11 hours 🤗

thank you so much buddy 💜


luggage packed

weighed it and it came out to be exactly on the dot of the weight limit


matata

zzz

yes?


does it say hello too?


> Alexa, play One Kiss, by Dua Lipa


i was asking worst, not best


with pfp’s on our faces mby 👀


uhuh


wat dat?


punel?


idk, but that buttplug will be


Apple AirNodes Pro


missed this meme so much

music gonna hit deep


might be, who’s assking?


damn, didn’t crack that one


what’s that?


is buttnode a thing already? there’s a gap in the market


hmmm

go on


you and your twisted humour


you’ve ever checked underneath it?


gn 🫂💜


😭 https://i.nostr.build/QV7J.webp


gonna be waiting for sleepy in the airport after i land, what’s the worst thing i can surprise him with?

allegedly


gn the nostrstr

need to pack


buddha gonna start eating animals alive from now on


and give the length of each word in characters


tell it to use alphabet only


lmao

chatgippity needs some work


da https://i.nostr.build/wvGv.jpg


nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl we need some positivity


smol node alert


damn, gud idea


change it from “the nostr” to “the nodestr”


yes https://i.nostr.build/aRQL.gif


does japan have it’s own #tardstr community already?


guess this sentence

_ _ _ _  _ _  _  _ _ _ _ _


you mean layer zero?


take a shot every time you see a layerzero spam note


what did you do to fred man?


damn, lemme call fred real quick about this


sorry mum if you’re reading this, i’m not like this usually


Don’t worry, Pablo will make a nip about it 🤗


nodetata


want a node in my toaster asap


sleepy 2 days into the conference https://i.nostr.build/Z95k.jpg


what’s the weirdest thing you can imagine having a node in?


meow https://i.nostr.build/m5lG.jpg


yes https://i.nostr.build/X9Ve.jpg


listening to rave music to make mundane tasks exciting


your nipples will feel it before you can even make eye contact


matata literally meant:

“devs asleep, turn this into a chatroom”


referring to previous data, i’ll spill most of it nostr:note1zsqpeu3k9ehpzptuj972fp7mayvvc3wvdcjwhatcunlrgyuhjahq8z96yu


node in a toilet


plans for tomorrow matata? gonna pack my luggage and go to bed soon


matata, go to bed


looks succulent


noh https://i.nostr.build/o5WR.jpg


gn 🤗


gn tetsu 🤗


pls noh


Swipe the chat right from main view, and click Read


gn nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6


hashcash, eCash, digicash etc


gonna fast until i’m in japan 💜


i literally see this kind of life in my dreams sometimes

am weird? https://i.nostr.build/Z9Dk.jpg


numerous different sources giving me 2012 also, sure you meant ripple? 🤔


brb, gonna incognito this, don’t want to have shitcoin ads following me


wait what? is this true?


meanwhile there are murmurs about Ripple doing an IPO


you said this couple of days ago, and i’m still pondering on this


maybe overreaction tho

still weird


and the teacher was just there watching y’all?

uhm, help, anybody?


WHAT?!


🤗 i’ll try to introduce myself to you in Japanese when we meet, and let’s see how i do 😂💜


love how pablo just appears out of nowhere pointing out the sus 🤣🤣🤣


it’s not that i don’t care

muh brain too smooth for that https://i.nostr.build/X9ye.jpg


you can trust me with your secrets, bc i won’t remember them 🫠


brameri x branel 🫂💜


thank you so muchhh 💜💜 i’ll see how much i can learn in 36 hours 😅🫂 don’t want to be rude to anybody


brah


it’s gonna be incredible 🤗


why is there some none PG-13 content in my notification thread 🫣


you toooo 💜💜 enjoy kyoto


i’ll try to control the plane as much as possible 😂💜

thank you so much 🫂🫂🫂


🤣🤣🤣 always last minute man

can’t wait to be in full tourist mode again and just ask locals for everything 😂


y hue not coming 😭😭😭

i have to tard alone now 😔💜

thank hue so much 🧡 don’t tune into my workshop 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/72Be.jpg


okay time to start packing 💜

just looked at the time https://i.nostr.build/5nRY.png


do you know what simp means, eshara?


ah yes, another square


looks hypnotising


makes it feel more valuable, as you have to put more effort into it

(not sponsored)


😂 no pressure in terms of how much i eat too then 🤣


sorry for the dick joke 😔


uhhhhhh

what did i just read?


Sounds like this is the start of a new chapter in your life brother, and I couldn’t be more excited for you two 💜

Y’all do inspire me a lot, hope you know that 🫂


what a beautiful mind 💜


all the Richard’s getting reposted whenever mentioned


masterpiece


that pain you're feeling
let it flow
savor it
yet time limit it
for it is not meant to destroy
but wake you up
so you can see
where you are
what you're meant to do
who are the people
that in the dire need
at least listened
empathized and carried part of the pain
and who are those that fed it
with tricks, lies
and selfishness


fascinated to hear more, could you elaborate the feeling?


you even got to wash the clothing?! my god, this is on another level 🤯


Ohhh, I would love to 💜 It looks magical over there ✨

I’ll be flying back home from Tokyo late at night on the 5th, so if I end up having some time over, then absolutelyb🤗


effectively 💜


we do it for the adrenaline 😂💜


🤗 amazing, can’t wait to meet you

i’ve never heard of Nara before, I’ll look up where it is 💜🤔


will you be coming to tokyo for #nostrasia? 💜


uh oh

this reminded me, i haven’t learned the polite greetings 🫣

nostr:npub1e4qg56wvd3ehegd8dm7rlgj8cm998myq0ah8e9t5zeqkg7t7s93q750p76 i think i’m gonna need a “being polite in japan as a tourist” guide 😅💜


doing my best buddy 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/2DL9.jpg


hehe https://i.nostr.build/07An.jpg


smol dog happy https://i.nostr.build/nMQE.jpg


😂😂 beauty takes sacrifices


asking for a friend, what’s the latest you’ve started packing your luggage for a flight?


NOOOOH 😭😭😭

don’t do this to yourself tata 🫣


🥹 https://i.nostr.build/AA8q.webp


what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry


fiatjaffa cakes


don’t look up ‘jaffing’ on urban dictionary, i beg of you 💜 https://i.nostr.build/BnPZ.png


eee….rect?


joyfully abstaining fiat(jaf)


the temptations…

it was hard not to


nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 https://i.nostr.build/67kP.jpg


i heb noh idea 🤔


*nods in gen z*


starting a hashtag #memerequest

to connect the memers and the ones with ideas looking for someone to make the memes for them 💜


sleepy then, i won’t be going to the states 💜🫂


hope so 🫂💜


tea and biscuits, while high on laughing gas, nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx how wrong am i?


can’t wait https://i.nostr.build/j2wr.jpg


wait, the following is not the goal?! https://i.nostr.build/AA8j.jpg


time for an audiobook, thank you nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 for the recommendation 🫂

https://youtu.be/u9pMUk3DYJw?si=tSZukAQSTbLlLew8


what would you say now?


Thank you for the compliment, probably more of a private matter that I’d not post about it here 🫂


been the guy in this situation, but got complimented for the massage 🤔


do it, you don’t want to regret it later on 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/dBn4.jpg


i think a lot of it is due to me not living in the moment.

i live anxiously in the future, not living in the moment, therefore i forgor https://i.nostr.build/yzXm.jpg


this is me in a nutshell 🤣

my brain completely fogs 99% of the life i experience, so i am pretty nicely covered in a comfy and soft shell of early dementia


can’t remember


I want to graduate uni now, just so I can use that last sentence as a quote 😂😂😂😂


yeah, but the odds of saying something under the influence, that you’re gonna regret 😅💜


2016-17 vibes

new logo?

10x price


agreed https://i.nostr.build/Yq6x.jpg


me reading this #tardstr https://i.nostr.build/G42e.jpg


> merge the second one

> call it an improvement

> profit


🥹 n e e d https://i.nostr.build/Jjqq.jpg


the Nostr*


stop it, therek


Since I won't be able to join the rest of the cool kids to #nostrasia here's two illustrations I made many years ago, inspired by my first trip to Japan 🇯🇵 https://www.nogood.store/nostr/NG_Shatei_001.jpg https://www.nogood.store/nostr/NG_Shatei_002.jpg


> my brain: wish i was there

> me irl: but you’re going to be there in 2 days

> my brain: I’m missing out 😱


getting pre-nostrasia fomo as i’m packing for my flights there is peak nostr 💜


from unfuckable to unfuckwithable 😂💜


Liking someone while drunk leads to false assumptions, expectations, miscommunication, so approach it with care. Best of luck 💜


nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2 exists

fork stremio, it’s open-source, and build from there


not the worst close tbh, looking also at the two candles before the last one


I’m thinking of getting a MacBook from 2022 for coding stuff.

Anyone have any luck with swappa.com for MacBook type goods?

Or any other possible sources to get one?

Also, is a year old MacBook gonna be ok?

I’m hoping to save a little off the price of the brand new models, but don’t want to skimp on performance necessarily, or have a redundant machine too soon.

#asknostr #hivemind


Hasn’t crashed for me yet, but I don’t use NoStore myself, so there’s that 🧡


try out here 🧡

https://www.flockstr.com/explore


mby when everybody starts using nostrdb? this is just a guess, maybe somebody smarter knows the answer 💜


Got it, a day for each

/s


#NostrNovemer meet-up organisers 👀💜 nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 nostr:note152vyaf30lj96mc6uyhgj54y6kdvf7y0s2zr5xva96ld338vfuqmsy829u7


oh, i totally made it myself in 3 minutes https://i.nostr.build/K8Rk.jpg


sounds like a beautiful day 🌊 https://i.nostr.build/2D87.jpg


can’t wait to read Wiley’s latest release on Web Dev https://i.nostr.build/BnMn.jpg


there’s quite a lot of them i’d like to try: nostros, nozzle, nostr.kiwi


ever used nostr:npub1plasmahqry63jkfw3lwyucut64srprzkm5dnk0ura6sf7fxnjqsqju5z7h ?

curios about it, but yet to try it myself


see that in uni almost every day, now that you put it like that 🫠


got it

thestr


boeing technology maxi nostr:note157uqkzkxecek84h0kpyzcxw9yd7at0n5x03vqlvw5x8nxtjh8lusy06q84


Now that you mention it

I think I’m gonna submit a PR on this


do it, you don’t want to regret it later on 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/dBn4.jpg


😂😂😂 this is so good


probably the obvious answer, was just curious if maybe there’s maybe an even better one that i might be missing out on 💜


not to be confused with ‘thigh Nostr’ nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424


this is the start of Nostr’s own Einundzwanzig 🧡


next step:

thy nostr nostr:note1pp6l5285tmw8a9f7gkjf74uxt4w5d7ukcxtcawhgdlsjgfx0ukeqtstjss


preparing for #nostrasia

what do people mostly use for speech-to-text translation in Japan? 💜


the inner peace of having enough self-control knowing that you totally could, but decide not to is what makes it beautiful 💜 https://i.nostr.build/D23J.jpg


have a lovely morning buddy 💜

any idea what movie this GIF is from? https://i.nostr.build/5a3v.jpg


🫂 https://i.nostr.build/9l3M.jpg


expect the unexpected 😂


WHAT?

COULDN’T HEAR YOUR IDEA #YESTR


oh woah 🤯 what a view 🥹


i think the luggage is there, but jeff doesn’t have the right relay added

can somebody broadcast jeff’s luggage?


That’s where different clients will come in, with a spectrum of how invasive they are etc.

Don’t like the service? You have the option choose and change 💜

Think this will be the key to all of this


“Everything’s a DLC”


don’t try suing them…

you’ll lose the case


“honey, its already 65728421 seconds past the unix epoch, wake up!”


the unseen rug pulls are the deadliest 🫂


Even though I’ll be there in ~2 days, I’m in the same boat as you right now 😭😂


i miss algos for only one reason:

timezones


ah yes 😔 would’ve been fascinating for many reasons, a great source for nostr improvements 💜


しのさん、Willさん、発火大根さんを描きました

https://image.nostr.build/c61a3a1bc0ec170b1b11704271fcbc8d9d0487d487bd3dc9d00f0b549a91d2a1.jpg


This is incredible 😱😍

Will reminds me of Yugi from Yugi-Oh! 🥹


NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭


White streaks?! That’s so coool! 2 days left 💜


Have a lovely one fren 💜


You too brother 💜🫶


Such a crispy picture, love how well the colours come through 😍


You’re gonna have an amazing day bud 💜


Have an incredible day buddy 🤗


Curious how much inverse correlation there is between twitter and nostr activity 🤔


wait what?!

i thought you had paws?!? 😱🐶


have an incredible morning nostr 💜

you’re gonna have a sensational day today 🫵🤗 https://i.nostr.build/Jjg5.jpg


Kyoto 🇯🇵 https://image.nostr.build/1074fc2408fc13e34be08f1ffc552a4d451a5915bce81805b1cc72f0170cd238.jpg https://image.nostr.build/51219b9af803e15f8a4b7f50470bfcd6472b2b92d3e97c96130b80335a5e1452.jpg


is that? …surely not, right? https://i.nostr.build/9lD7.jpg


fingers crossed buddy 🤞

you got this 💜


name of the movie? 🤔💜

need to add it to my list


You just gave me an idea, and I just might end up booting up my computer and Figma for that very reason 😅💜


deeper black instead of the grey?


thank you so much eric 🫂 enjoy the rest of your flight, and can’t wait to see if you code up anything regarding that preview thingy 👀💜


i might need to turn my spell checker on at this rate 😔

the cartoons of*


good night nostr 💜

also make sure to check out the cartoonis Bob Moran, he creates some incredible pieces https://i.nostr.build/ogok.jpg


derGniGni


in ~4h, if i remember correctly, but have no idea which airport


try again ser 💜


- bob moran https://i.nostr.build/BnjA.jpg


humble beginnings 😂💜


Could we get Bob Moran on Nostr? 💜 nostr:note168zl57kfg480xs5xacrgxc50ku4uktnfkh5hr2c8dcwegunx8p8qjaqzq8


buddha gonna love this one https://i.nostr.build/P6Ld.jpg


some of his other work 💜 https://i.nostr.build/lqQ7.jpg


address: here would be nice, thanks


i need that on a shirt for the both of us 🤣 https://i.nostr.build/88Xz.jpg


🤣🤣🤣 noooo wayy


Yeah, he acted in it


the amount of crypto twitter PTSD this gives me… 😂🤣


@nostr.build 💜


sleep well 🤗💜


huh, what would that look like? 🤔


Ohh, really curious now what the whole ordering process looks like 🤔💜

Fingers crossed all parties end up happy and you’ll get to iron out those bugs for the next time 👀


Can’t believe Matthew Perry is gone… 💔😔

May he rest in peace


How’s business going sir? Love them Nostriches so much 💜


If you ordered a Nostrich about an hour ago, check your email. Thanks!


meow https://i.nostr.build/eoOx.jpg


*Fishcake meeting Eshara for the first time* https://i.nostr.build/Z479.webp


😂 https://i.nostr.build/Ro4q.jpg


double or nothing at nostrville?


helps increase usage of services and makes the users promoting these services on a free feel make it worthwhile 🤔


wen referral links for nostr services? 💜


😂 this brings me back so many memories from high school


have a beautiful morning 💜🤗 can’t wait to be there already


something i’ve started saying to myself more and more on a daily basis:

“do less, better”


Huh, really nicely put, will have to look up whose it is 💜


Yet to try that, but I did a routine had back from when I used to regularly go to a vocal coach 💜


breathing exercises during covid helped me a lot


Amber exists for Android 💜


let's be honest, barely anyone on nostr cares about freedom anymore

or accountability for that matter...


Really excited to see how the Patreon style automated subscriptions developments turn out over time, will truly boost the wonderful creators of this space 💜


hmm, if it is an offline game then i might consider it for the flight to tokyo, but other than that, i’ll be careful with them 💜


Can’t wait to meet you brother 🤗🤗🤗


whatever they’re doing, it looks succulent 🤣😂

hahahaha, cursed ai versions of us would be so weird and fun


ruh roh


There’s so much going on 🤣


nooo, you’re gonna get me addicted to video games and it’s taken me a lot to get out of that loop 😄


I was looking at the couple practicing preaching right next to the barell 🤣🤣🤣


hey, it was either paying 50 bucks for that or 200 for the flight 😂💜


😂😂😂 spongebob squaretards


Oh wow, thank you so much for sharing 😱🤯💜

Will you be at the conference? 👀🤗


perfect word to describe them 🤤


probably the highest rank we’ve got here, sir 🫡


Have some ideas on this, DM me your Telegram 💜


hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 these are so goood 💜💜


🤣🤣🤣 this is such a good one as well, swear y’alls editing skills are through the roof


THE NODE IS IN THE LOBE
https://image.nostr.build/4c34ef55dca9d33e434e494ea815a4eac97e1ee04131c5123197d16230a44917.gif


I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


This reminds me of my 29 hour bus ride from Prague back home 😅 Puzzle games often help me get hyperfocused and lose sense of time


how much do you have left to fly? 👀


nostr:npub1tmujggd4mu8djl0kcx5clspcafuk9g570ue6qc8h4rw7h8h9sl5sy2z8qr didn’t know you were a Love Doctard like that 👀


😂😂 imagine tards trying to hide love, yea right 🤣


Mine throttles once in a while, iPhone  XS, latest build


No way?! 😱

Tard chat bringing people together like nothing else 💜🥹


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s some feedback for you in this thread 💜


Could you explain me more what it is? 🤔

Will be in Tokyo by Tuesday


the way you two are with each other transcends through the screen and i’m just smiling like a dork for you both 🤗💕


This is a lovely one 💜🤗

Another one is to “accidentally” forget something at his place, so that you’ll “have” to meet-up again


would be amazing in bringing people together 🫂


Upcoming local meet-ups, regional events and unconferences

You could sort based on what language it’ll be in, location and also the amount of people going 💜


#tunestr

https://open.spotify.com/track/1M65Sv8RxdOpTiKKqjphxf?si=5CYDG32nSVSGf5Tu0bs9uA


Could we have an Events tab on Damus?

Inspired by all the wonderful #NostrNovember meet-up plans 💜


Hall of Fame type effort you’re putting in man 🫂


enjoy it brother, looks absolutely incredible there ☀


🫶🫶🫶 so excited to watch it


thank you so much 🤗💜 i love movies and documentaries about food, but i’ve not really seen too many yet


we both know it’s gonna happen :)


oh woah, what makes the place so special, for it to be booked so far ahead? 🤔💜


wen neuranode, elon?


at the end, Apple produces vehicles for whatever fuel the market drives on. For now it is USD, but who’s to say they wouldn’t?


😂😂 it always happens at times like these.. but they’re too cute to move 💜


sensational work* 🫶


shoutout to nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 for the sensational he’s been doing regarding #NostrNovember

your persistence and work ethic is inspiring, sir 💜 nostr:note1y37zlsqtuphkaf9x97up0pzsx4qhl6cylhfg9sdq87tqscmg28dsmk5yh3


just finished making lasagna and laid down for a sec, dog immediately saw the opportunity 😂💜


nostr:npub12gyrpse550melzx2ey69srfxlyd8svkxkg0mjcjkjr4zakqm2cnqwa3jj5 you have a friend in me 🫂


the doggo fell asleep in my lap 🥹🐶

therefore unspoken rule applies: don’t move until they’re awake again 🤝


absolutely so 😉💜


Russian also


Hindi and Mandarin if you look at the amount of language speakers 🤔


mine throttles really more than crashes 🤔


that outfit 😱😱🔥🔥


Voodoo Swamp Halloween Party 🎃 https://image.nostr.build/93e03bbf446f8594cd417e964ecd85e93821c6de7cdfda9c1872f22adf79f50f.jpg


Seems to be my old iPhone then 🤔


took a look at screenshots of the gameplay

😱 the graphics are incredible


so what’s on everybody’s list regarding places to see and activities to do in Japan? 👀🤔 #nostrasia


my iPhone XS seems to be doing some heavylifting with the way it’s throttling 😂


THE NODE IS IN ME


my iPhone has been crashing more with the latest build of Damus 😔

anybody experiencing the same or is this just my phone showing signs of aging? 🥺


get out of my head 😂


damn, good ole’ nights with the chaps 🤵♂


this is just the start https://i.nostr.build/aW76.jpg


👀👀👀 i’ll do it for #nostrasia


phone case too

at this point i’d wear a fully zeused out outfit and be a walking brand ambassador


let’s see 😂💜 maybe this time i won’t have to do it from a toasting hot phone 🤔👀


nostr:npub1504jj42t6flu5l6n7e389e9mt8gxduhnzuyv7dq4gr95w20mmpqscx0cg0 🤗 s o o n https://i.nostr.build/OQ60.jpg


same but for a black hat, similar material and style as the original zeus, just without the text 🤘


wen marketplace stall browser for all the wonderful handmade shops we’ve got here? 💜🤗 nostr:note1z4ejelr8c3sjr6a9t7jthht83tsj06jqg7ydp32cfrw4a6wf6f9qx6fs5v


just woke up in the year 2030

is iNode a thing already?


The 21 Nostrich Store is now open!

https://pay.derekross.me/market/stalls/3EegMgRxAKGi4dMYuFpDcT

Each one is uniquely different than the next. Only 21 will ever exist. Each one is uniquely numbered on the bottom.

Each one is hand crafted by the amazing nostr:npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc and each one took about two hours to make.

They are priced at 150K sats.

If you'll be at Nostrville, I will hand deliver this to you. Pick FREE / Digital Shipping for this option. Otherwise choose US or Worldwide accordingly. I'm sorry that Worldwide shipping is so expensive. I looked at USPS and FedEx shipping costs. It's nuts!

Please include your name and Nostr address or NPUB. If I'm shipping this to you, please include your shipping address.

Please note: The LNBits Nostr Marketplace doesn't seem to fully work for chatting yet, but it works for what I need it for. If you have questions, please DM me. Do not use the built-in chat.

https://pay.derekross.me/market/stalls/3EegMgRxAKGi4dMYuFpDcT
https://void.cat/d/9zj4CvpazFi1uR1kTPcMhC.webp


you pay for the expertise and hours spent in the past too and also how much of an undertaking this is for a single person 💜


High Quality Individual nostr:note1hc3yrcznl8csaf6zqvwkka6l7f8raarjf34tc73n223rn92tn8wsm2k90r


Fren looking for freelance work (quickly).
Open to anything.

Skills
- creating memes, content
- designing logos (with AI)
- making badges for Nostr
- testing apps, writing blog review
- short promo vids
(think: music with anime/movie scenes)
- promo material for Nostr clients

Goal: earn 500k-1M sats

Ideally seeking to be hired as the first paid intern. #jobstr #nostrasia
nostr:nevent1qqstugjpupflnugw5apqx8ttwa0lyn3773eyc64u0ge49g3ej49enhgppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5pzp9vtw49p6009khk2pl336t24taz3xf0cfx9g8ksej7mle4wrn6yvqvzqqqqqqynpwuf3


tardedsharted dumb


WHAT? https://i.nostr.build/lqXG.jpg


dis was a reply, wat happend nostr:note1zhjlfq9jx3yx9p08yxtfhvvg78apyrvxmjap4y348ugnw9w9v9eq97m3fg


nudeless.io 🥺


time for #notestrasia

we need to increase the amount of content posted during the events, not decrease 🤗 nostr:note1clj4hmaca4dj4ahjm0c342lj4ds6md75062mj3qychtvh65p3ndszhdqtj


sned node pics


gotta post’em all

nostrmon


nostr:note10q804utztj8ylsl5fs8tllmv2y6tg9h3t6skywjf5k7kluk5lzqsqhxz9f check quoted note 💜🤗


https://open.spotify.com/track/34gCuhDGsG4bRPIf9bb02f?si=7v4MWCgqR_W9xdMbY_iQnQ

pay attention to the words 🤗


beautiful sight to see


🤣🤣🤣

at this point he’s probably even forgotten about having them


the way #nostr looks out for each other.. 💜

absolutely incredible 🥹


fml I need to make some fiat asap

in order to not starve in Japan

& in order to make it to nostrville

somebody hire this frog for somethingg

I can do a lot of nothing if that’s useful to you lmk jk I’m decent at memes.. decent at making logos (with ai) ish.. can make badges for nostr (basically any design) can test your app (& write up a paper on it) I’m forgetting things but yeah just ask me if I can do it n I’ll see

(Some context: i was expecting payment from fiat job which got delayed for a 3rd time, some client bs)

Goal is 500k - 1M sats.

Hire me as ur first paid intern pls

#AskNostr #HireMe


the green light district 🐸


unpaid intern sourcing to a jobless planet 🤣


nostr:npub1jaxs73m0zadd7fkwmkef73srdpfkxs6krwdhvkp0axzefqlsrpuqcvsjkt nostr:npub1dhvlm7aumyhy60mlv3lemk4newny4uwkdc9ahcskk4lvatytq4vq60lcq6 any potential internship opportunities for my brother in need? 💜

any visibility and information regarding opportunities are truly welcome 🤗🥺 https://i.nostr.build/D2kj.jpg  nostr:note1hc3yrcznl8csaf6zqvwkka6l7f8raarjf34tc73n223rn92tn8wsm2k90r


starting with drumsticks? 🤔👀


i shall never 😂 stubbornly clumsy


🤣🤣🤣 last time i spilled a whole glass of espresso martini in the middle of the dinner table, another accident wouldn’t surprise me


👀 can’t wait to give you a big hug 🤗


#tunestr

https://open.spotify.com/track/4loirNsDEUAwvqHInDGAOb?si=cNp6Si3qQu2zqyu8vqdTbA


precursor to next week in Tokyo:

if you see a guy in a flannel truly struggling with chopsticks, it’s me 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/67WO.gif


#catstr

https://video.nostr.build/78067763ca9381e23ca2cab637803f6ace481ed95e51336c915a41ca67d3982c.mp4


dis cat fren https://i.nostr.build/Bn40.jpg


Zurich is really nice


job market site bitcoinerjobs.com 💜


are bitcoinerjobs on nostr as an account? 🤔


😂 fingers crossed buddy 💜


have a beautiful morning brother, when are you arriving in tokyo? 👀💜


What a beautiful stadium 😱💜

Looking at the weather alone, it’s gonna be one hell of a game


going to the GP office always feels like a field of landmines, trying to avoid specific keywords, so i won’t be put in a box 😂

how’s yours like? 🧑⚕ https://i.nostr.build/Z4YP.jpg


have a beautiful morning yutaro 🤗


Yesss, pretty crazy, didn’t expect it to be here so early ☺


gm frens 🤗

first day waking up with snow outside this winter ☃ https://i.nostr.build/JjZl.jpg


looks so cute, i really have to get one for myself 💜


have a beautiful morning gigi 🧡 https://i.nostr.build/D2Zv.jpg


Takes a lot out of you doing those streaks of no sleep 💜🫂 Whatever you do, put your health first brother

 - said by the guy hosting a 24 hour nest with no breaks


the extreme uncertainty of if and when each kernel will pop


the groundsman deserves a raise


https://i.nostr.build/W2Jv.png  nostr:note1zvp2aymnzsw5jy6yzql0x64qv0nctk3rx0vvrvjhz0ad6jv5jadspc98ud


All the Baltic States abstained

Why?

Neighbouring with an aggressor country (Russia), which you want to maintain calm relationships with, and then you also want to maintain calm relationships with the United States, because if war breaks out, they are fully dependant on NATO reacting and being there for them.

Russia was for and the US was against.

Therefore, to maintain good geopolitical relationships with each country, abstention was the stance taken in this current vote.

It’s not about the topic at hand that they are against it or don’t want to support it, it’s geopolitical relationships


the hunger games vibe is strong these years


harder better faster hunger


Countries that have to deal with both Russian “+” and USA “-“ have to maintain relationships in these situations… 🫠

It’s NATO against Russia for most of the Europe absentees


i was thinking of it, but it’s 5 am man 😂🤣


daughter: “dad, you could’ve taken us to college for that money… why did you do that?”

dad: “hehe funny meme”


what a sensational view 🥹

have a beautiful morning buddy 🫂


GM from the top of mount Batur

https://image.nostr.build/46874ffc648d736dd93fc0d8b7d22f52e65b650002b50a306b7cfffeef1683cf.jpg


can’t wait 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/K85O.jpg


Have an amazing birthday Marie 🤗💜


today i learned 🤣💜


https://image.nostr.build/dbd8f3f60aa691c108e99d17f57e6e6de4f99dc28f41a7091be1d73aad8af6ff.jpg  nostr:note1mh8fptge5wdh277ua9dgjaznq87azepqxuvkq6slnud9wa2q4wzqpya5ss


🤣🤣🤣 what the hell is this


🤣🤣🤣 i still can’t believe any of this is happening

see you soon brother 💜🫂


soon it’ll be:

you phone is in your node


Surely they’re just watching women’s tennis, right?


the design exists in the figma files 👀

was looking at it today 💜


usually not the guy to ever swear, but the sincere shock got to me 😂😂😂


nostr+


the search for a deep sense of belonging

providing that answer to newcomers keeps me going


clip? 🥺


beeracle


time for a new logo for coracle https://i.nostr.build/lqae.png


i’d buy some of that bitcorn


this is DALL-E 3 right?


startups includes innovation and improving something that exists, just building a regular business necessarily doesn’t


origin story time nostr:note16t95u7z5teargndas37u6zpxzfw0v89nxdqw87r6ue0mzxky2gus4spf0v


wait

what the fuck?


fiatbod and hodljaf


the coraclejaf arc


this makes me way too hungry… 🥺

sounds like you two are having an incredible time tho 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/QBQK.jpg


am sowwy 🥺👉👈 https://i.nostr.build/W2na.jpg


nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h any idea?


Limewire was rather popular back in the day, heard of it but never used it myself


thinking can happen even to the best of us 💜🫂 https://i.nostr.build/lqaw.jpg


my brain so smooth, why question it 😂😂😂 https://i.nostr.build/88wa.jpg


oh absolutely 😂😂😂 pirating movies to my PSP and homebrewing mine and my friends PSP’s


Imagine a Winamp visualizer in a cinema with Dolby Atmos while high, laying back in those comfy chairs


i remember helping my friends torrent grand theft auto through mininova.org and vuze back when i was like 6 or 7 years old 😂


in my head, i read it as “cash? ew.”


need it for that sticker alone 🔥


also if this was a joke, i didn’t get it 🫠


can’t wait for #asstrasia


tbh, i’d buy cashu branded cashews


Windows XP Music Player was the one for me 💜🥹 Really miss Windows XP interface if I’m honest


am special https://i.nostr.build/wBaL.jpg


Also I’m not sure what this reference means 🤔💜


sounds nuts tbh


Oh, uhm

This was meant to be a response to nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv and I don’t know what happened 😅


I think we always had Winamp on our family computer growing up, but I never used it


miss this 🥺 muh childhood https://i.nostr.build/xoam.jpg


can we bring that please


arriving on the 31st, getting on my flight in ~63 hours from now


Good analogy for how Chaumian mints work:

You enter a casino and buy poker chips with Lightning. The chips all look the same. You can pass those chips around to other players.

When go back home, you give the chips back at the counter and get your money back on Lightning.

🥜


the exact way nostr:npub1zuuajd7u3sx8xu92yav9jwxpr839cs0kc3q6t56vd5u9q033xmhsk6c2uc explained it to me and me finally understand the mints 💜


Brotheeeeerrrr, look who’s back 💜💜💜

Missed having you on here, busy these days?


gn 💜


sleep well Paulo 💜🫂


wanna start keeping tabs on each other? 💜


never ever tried a bidet, am i missing out?


sleep well nostr and check in on your close ones 💜🫂 https://i.nostr.build/OQPo.jpg


What kind of exercises do you do? 🤔


Explore the great pyramids of giza virtually, 360°

By Harvard: https://giza.mused.org/en/guided/266/inside-the-great-pyramid
https://video.nostr.build/277a1bc5744fbc9ce10241f49cfee4cc15451884913347be50d08231633d1a78.mp4


Just came back from a long walk with the dog 💜 Gonna give my knee some rest.. Really need to start doing the rehabilitation excercises


Enjoy 🤗 Anything planned for today or a day off?


tbh not surprised 🔥 https://i.nostr.build/7jO3.png


does anyone by any chance have saved all the newsarticles about bitcoiners being psychopaths/criminals/dark tetrads /terrorists etc? screenshots from headlines also very welcome! #bitcoin #asknostr


time to touch grass, make sure to do so also well 🤗

nothing like a small break with some fresh air https://i.nostr.build/kLza.gif


Hmm, that’s a great point and maybe we could include that during onboarding 💜 I just hope I haven’t lost any of my notes to the ether


That’s definitely true 💜


i can sense an art project


I don’t think I’ve heard of them before 🤔 nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 maybe you have? 💜


oh it definitely isn’t, it’s why i picked it. i wanted to put myself through that so i can truly understand and appreciate the people in the restaurant staff scene


is there anywhere i can see my full note history from? nostr.band only displays them up until a certain point 🤔💜


20 Meetups Reached - We Can Do Better!

Can’t let Nostrville and Nostrasia have all the fun! Join the Fomo of #NostrNovember

✅ Phoenix
✅ Toronto
✅ DC / Northern Virginia
✅ Seattle
✅ Chicago
✅ Melbourne
✅ NorCal
✅ Lausanne
✅ Allgäu
✅ NYC
✅ SoCal Region
✅ Arusha
✅ Lexington
✅ Austin
✅ South Alabama
✅ Chiavenna
✅ Reno / Tahoe
✅ Colorado Springs
✅ Ann Arbor
✅ Ottawa
✅ Korat

Who’s Next?!

See your region on the list? I’ll link you to the nostriches.

Don’t see your region? Step up to the plate and I’ll put you on the list and get the ball rolling!


I’ve worked as a dishwasher doing 13-hour days 🤔


I’ll wash all your dishes everybody 💜 Love it


Am I the only one here that loves cleaning dishes?


awesome, thank you so much 💜


no genre at all 💜 anything you’ve watched and liked as of late 🫂


don’t really have genre like that

maybe horror and romcoms are something that aren’t for me, but other than that i’m open minded 🤗


how did you kn… oh, thank you for the recommendation 💜


Rasperry Pi(le of shit)


anyone watched any lovely movies as of late that you’d recommend?


whenever i hear that word, i think leo in catch me if you can 😂💜


costume ideas for halloween https://i.nostr.build/lqyM.jpg


👀 damn


too many amazing parents and wonderful kids in this space 💜 and i always walk away thinking “when’s my turn?”


#nostrdesign


📣 nsecBunker login (NIP-46) is now live on nostr:npub1lstr2kmdthkgfuzne8e4cn2nhr646x8jt25szdj7t4wr6xemtuuq3lczsj

You can use either browser extensions or sign via your nsecBunker for MOAR security. 🔐

For the curious devs, I plan on doing a video soon to walk through how to set this up in a svelte app. I ended up doing a bit of refactoring of all the auth code and I’m pleased with the result. 📺

https://i.nostr.build/gArm.png


sounds like a start to yet another beautiful morning 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/P6K4.jpg


did a little something https://i.nostr.build/88Kv.png


took some time to think

i agree with you, and this a really great idea 💜

make the preview look like the header in the main profile view already and have that animate into full profile as an animation


https://media1.giphy.com/media/XWwIzh5GIWWf6/giphy.gif nostr:note1yf0usaydslzrtlnrnju2228f2fr6h8k063kdv7efrn3605zlumdqsfd2jl


sleep well buddy https://i.nostr.build/j2rj.jpg


Starting a #NostrNovember movement to get Nostriches to do a Casual Meetup regionally.

✅ Phoenix
✅ Toronto
✅ DC / Northern Virginia
✅ Seattle
✅ Chicago
✅ Melbourne
✅ NorCal
✅ Lausanne

Who’s next?

See your region on the list? I’ll link you to the nostriches.


i’ll do anything for a lunch ser 💜😂


huh, you use the button? personally never used it myself, i use the swipe with that 💜

it’s an interesting option, nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9acany thoughts on this?


The video is from here, link to full interview in the article:

https://dergigi.com/2022/04/03/inalienable-property-rights/


potentially, left handed users could end up doing quite a bit of accidental profile visits in Universe and therefore losing their spot on their timeline


maybe it could be an opt-out solution?


Yes exactly, often see that posting supports that, messaging doesn’t


same here


+ Try this workout
+ Bookmark this workout


😂😂😂  takes some training to forget crypto twitter price discussion spazzing


resistance*


Blackrock ETF news were the top at 69,000

huge registance here, a top here wouldn’t surprise me


proof of lift needed, maybe if it was attached apple health or something? 😂💜


swear i won’t be able to get that initial logo out of my head now 😂😂😂💜


…“even if others insult you directly, it has nothing to do with you. What they say, what they do, and the opinions they give are according to the agreements they have in their own minds.“ nostr:note1jqwq6mrlkh40kzjqsus902yckfl2sse2tlxvnsvp7c7rqr8csfmse708ns


learning to pick my battles, letting more things go and observe instead https://i.nostr.build/xoez.jpg


BREAKING NEWS 💥

Thanks to @geyserfund, we raised 3 BTC to develop the @BitcoinizePoS Machine, and now, it’s time to accelerate the peaceful revolution

We’ll giveaway 50 machines for the projects who received their grants to help them enabling #Bitcoin   payments as a pro 🚀⚡ https://image.nostr.build/e3b25e9d74295e9f5fa77f88cdb274b37eaedb1337cd6e0e1893c1c583710699.jpg


clients*


would love a drag and drop feature for messages on the desktop client 💜🤗


one day i’ll figure it out… i promise

nostr:npub149p5act9a5qm9p47elp8w8h3wpwn2d7s2xecw2ygnrxqp4wgsklq9g722q https://i.nostr.build/OQLP.png  nostr:note1qwu8um3nt0pfwfp8r0ygp8zu2fhdlrl0yswj3mpxtgkldxxa2ghs6cmrp0


forgot my pin to my account on snort

there goes another client 😅😂


tbh, I’d love to read football news RSS feeds on Nostr


Hello Vietnam 🇻🇳


my first night is gonna look something along the lines of this 🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/ELWo.jpg


If you're last minute YOLO’ing into Nostrasia in Tokyo and need a place to stay, let me know. nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 and I have an extra room in our Airbnb.


nah mate, you don’t randomly say hello to countries? 😂💜

she is 🤗

have a lovely trip wencke 🇯🇵


😭😭 i knowwww

i just added that because the existing damus preview had it, and i didn’t know any better 😂😂😂


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 dn is the ptsd of gen z


😂😂😂

is “dn paranoia” diagnosable?


sent dm 😊


keep it up buddy

i’m ready https://i.nostr.build/RoMB.jpg


you almost got me on a dn joke ser

jesus it must be late 😅😂


i’m stubborn as hell and still banging my head against the wall as i’m using figma ☺

i’ll figure it out 😊


the line is somewhere between minimalism and hyperconsumerism

pragmatism?


oh well, george


https://app.getnotus.io/leaderboards/category/overall if y’all want data


need to make the profile pic bigger, ideally also display the lightning address and have the “following you” display


did you already give up on redesigning it?

noh https://i.nostr.build/7j09.jpg  nostr:note1243urm2a08hqmtdueg8jhw0sdjqpefedhhwtwpv4ayyk2rh9206ssz78ha


BVM in full action - Biden’s Vending Machine


so it only opens one eye?


y’all ever woken up on the floor?

uhuh, me neither 😁


seems like a bounce back is coming 😂💜


really love the design of the coke bottles there 💜👀

tell jeroen i said hello 🤗


luv u more


this is some absolutely sensational advice buddy, thank you so so much Julio, love you buddy 💜


you’re incredibly wise and self-reflective, and i feel that whoever it’s gonna be will be really lucky to have you 💜🤗


🤣 stahpppp, i had to stay awake for an important call regarding #nostrasia, ended up being really straight forward and concise 🫂


probably a precursor to the price action 🤔💜


no you https://i.nostr.build/K8Ag.jpg


good night nostr ❤

love you all, and can’t wait to meet so many of you in tokyo 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/47zL.jpg


gn fren 💜 love you buddy


woah 🥺

well done to the hairdresser


👀👀👀 i’ll be there

what day is it on?


it’s true, i’m not sure how or why, but things have started clicking in place more as of late

i feel this incredibly deep happiness and joy, and have this optimistic look into thebfuture

i smile every day, and i love working on myself more than ever


you know me and movies ser 🫠

i just like puzzling and googling the unfindable 😂💜


you’ve made a decision inside and feel inner peace, while seeing others scramble? 🤔

maybe patience in the face of storm is the way to go


think i knew it from the start, but kept deluding myself with the “you just haven’t tried the right strain yet, buddy” inner monologue 😂💜

was about time to face music and make a decision


Enjoy 🤗


Sleep well brother 💜 The list is looking absolutely marvellous already


it’s my inner monologue that i don’t put out there 💜

used to be a pessimistic nihilist, so i’m still working through aspects of myself, but it’ll all work out 🤗


the panic ensues

how does it all making you feel? like it’s the 4th quarter and time to step up and go for the game-winning shot)


i’ll have to look into it, but tbh, i’m mostly done with it, it’s not beneficial to me and i don’t enjoy myself on it 💜


free and open-source guidance and recommendations wouldn’t be bad ideas at all

maybe the other way around then, like a “reflecting on our meet-up notes” so people won’t have to go through the same mistakes and frens can help each other 💜


i’m a delusional optimist, but i definitely agree, some self-reflection is needed for this


that’s a really good point, cultures vary and so does “fun” and “cool”


💜 wonderfully put

“fun” is probably the biggest one out of all of them


some really great tips for hosting nostr meet-ups 💜🤗 nostr:note1vf0ddrxysj473q5al4pvqp4fjag3fmmasgv3d503vgypvvuv9m6q0rw6j8


yeah that’s sound advice, been observing and people watching these days, trying to notice the little things that make the difference


wen nostr meet-up template and toolkit 💜

let’s make it easier for nostriches to bootstrap such events faster with less stress on where to start 🤗


heard of hhc and numerous other non thc options too that are on the market 🤔 might be thc that doesn’t suit me at all


maybe 🤔

some of the quotes i googled… surely i’m in some sort of a list now 💀


the awareness increases and standards rise through time, until you end up blocking out everybody, until you’ll have to end up lowering them way lower than you would’ve some years ago, is my understanding of it


Singles (1992)


💜 colorful ones?


that’s an uncomfortable but necessary truth right there 😅💜


how’s his appetite been? nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7


what happened? 🥺


good shout, modelling my life after something/somebody that already exists 🤔

i’m not sure i have those people in my life, who i’d like to be like yet, maybe a mix of different people


🥺🥺🥺 sending the dog some pets 💜

hope he is gonna feel better soon 🫂


see you in 10 min 💜


has anybody made a prep kit for #nostrasia on what to be ready for and maybe recommendations on what to pack? 🤔

the warm weather is already gonna be a shock to me 😂


any tips?


the amber heard of shitcoinery


not sure, in 7-10 years i’d say


what you want might be what you need, but you might be too early to understand that


oh i’ve had them for the last 2-3 years, but nostr has definitely intensified and prioritised those thoughts


exciteded https://i.nostr.build/AAj7.jpg


for cat owners 🤗

also dis happens every time for me with my dog 🤣💜 https://i.nostr.build/zAed.jpg


oh that is most definitely true

all i do these days is just trying to act more in a way that i’d want to be like as a dad, and what i’d want for my kid 💜


n e e d


odds on you painting it 👀


i can’t be having these thoughts

not yet atleast 😂


nostr really is baby pilling me

stahp, am still too young for this


maybe there could be a way to tag users, but not notifying them

not sure if good idea


nostrapp.link

nostrapps.com

and mostly just nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft 😂


what is this protest about, did i miss something again? 🫠

don’t read the news much these days, too much noise


oh, uhm i never realised that 🫠

am tard


🥹🥹 puppieeees https://i.nostr.build/P6V7.jpg


this is an appreciation post for the devs, and sorry for being constantly the unga bunga guy 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/lqEj.jpg


50 shades of black

- karnage


noh, dis is gates https://i.nostr.build/j2XG.jpg


5th cartoon square


couldn’t either, got the npub from nostr.band

become untaggable


can’t wait to watch an episode of P.A.L.S tbh

“no one told me this joint was gonna hit this way…”


i love the gen z memes so much https://i.nostr.build/yzvP.jpg


always leave room for jesus


fr fr?


hmm https://i.nostr.build/eoVL.jpg


details i didn’t think i needed to hear for 500 please 😂💜


oh absolutely, great idea actually 💜

feel like i’m going to start bouncing any second now


see you in ER 🤣


comfort them in a calm voice

“you might be dying”


💀
https://i.nostr.build/Z4vy.jpg


gives me that cringe tumblr quote vibes 😂

real eyes realise real lies


meanwhile me https://i.nostr.build/rlm0.jpg


can’t wait for his first ever panel on nostr one day 💜


having a red bull this late after not having caffeine for months may have been a mistake https://i.nostr.build/ELoo.png


aww this is cute

consider it a joint effort


slow brain gud

fast brain also gud, but no clarity


might give it a listen 💜


“you okay, tanel?” https://i.nostr.build/m4X5.jpg


there’s no end tbh

just added watching Toy Story to it recently 🤣


hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/XL6L.jpg


never heard that before 🤔


i’m not high enough for this

speak to me like i’m tarded


🤗🤗 pretty

love the sticker also 👀👀


my tolerance is incredibly low, sooooo… yeah 😂😂😂 i can barely have anything, otherwise it ends up as “Tanel has left the server”


😂😂 i feel days turn into “Skip Ad ->” and i have no recollection really of what happened


i left it quite late also compared to the rest of my mates back in the day 🤗

i have a couple left i hope 😅


thank hue, was worried a little about survival, but it okay 🤣

a positive thing is that my inner monologue gets really cute and kind, so i’m just a happy npc potato


idk how ppl function on it, it’s basically hibernation for me 😅

i have a fren who has some and then goes to work, which i’m like?! about


🤣🤣🤣

i literally was like, wait, so do you breathe out through your mouth and in through your nose? and for how many seconds, and then i figured it out for 10 seconds, and then i forgor again

while somebody was asking me for a question


the whole day of the boating trip:

*somebody asking me anything*

me: 🙂 nodding and saying “uhuh” bc i was unable to say or come up with anything


i just feel like i lost all my braincells and am stuck on the loading screen, waiting for my emotions and functionality to kick back in 😂😂😂


hmm, sounds interesting

y’all ever forget how to breathe during that? nah, me neither 🫠😂


ah yes 😂


oh wow, you’re able to type on your phone like that?

i was trying to figure out how knife and fork worked, while people were trying to talk to me during dinner 🫠


noh, just reminscent and reflecting on the ‘dam trip 😂🤗


nahhh, mine’s just tumbleweed

like imagine switching an Intel i9 with an Intel Pentium

it’s just nothing 😂 https://i.nostr.build/5a2g.jpg


ah yes, need to try that 😂

no comment on how much i had, it was a lot


uhhh

noh? https://i.nostr.build/kLGA.jpg


🤣🤣🤣 bet, you’re gonna meet npc tanel then


wat the other one do 😂


tbh, i don’t remember most of the boating trip 💜😅 was fun doe


this is just me being reminiscent of the amsterdam trip 😂😂😂


lick the world 😭😭😭


nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg 🤔


literally me high 🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/MP4E.jpg


those shoes are so cool 💜


how do people even function on weed, i turn into an npc real quick


nostr:npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv


following


happy birthday Bevo 💜🤗 hope you have a lovely one


would nostr want an option, where the followers count wasn’t displayed? or do y’all use this as a verifying method in a quick glance? 🤔


think i made a note on this and got nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 to make an issue about this 💜


Please test Lume and give nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 some feedback!

🙏


You too Sonnya 💜


you too brother 🤗


sleep well 💜


good night everybody 😘 https://i.nostr.build/aWRL.jpg


wen zap.stream live?


node/noder


I’m not good at asking for help, but I am presently faced with a medical expense that I do not know how to pay at this point. I have been in constant pain for almost 20 years with bad teeth, and they have begun causing secondary health problems. Because of the structure of my teeth and bones, it will be a surgery to have them removed, and I’m liable to end up with holes where they were leading into my sinuses, etc. It’s doable, but it’s work for the surgeon, and they charge for that sort of thing.

The surgery looks like it will cost about $13,000, not counting the cost of dentures. Someone suggested I create a donation page on Nodeless, so here it is. There are countless people in worse situations, so I don’t really want to ask for anything. But if you feel like chipping a few sats to help out with this, every little bit helps.

https://nodeless.io/donate/oral-surgery


bit satspicious, eh?


quite nodelistic of you


this is absolutely amazing 💜💜💜 thank you so much, will have something to listen to on the flight


don’t thank me, i have no idea what i’m saying #tardstr https://i.nostr.build/OQMA.jpg


looks like a nice decoration 💜


what if you are the node?


#Nostrasia is almost upon us, can’t wait to meet a bunch of plebs in person! LFG! 🐶🐾🎉🎉🎉🫂💜🤗
(All zaps to this note will go directly to fund plebs that are low on cache and still made it to Tokyo.)

https://i.nostr.build/nVK3.jpg


If he follows himself (which I think he does), he will 💜

the ‘p’ tag is used to reference another user


🤔 https://i.nostr.build/Z49k.jpg


testing whether he gets notifications when his post is quoted 💜 ‘p’ tag


is he okay? looks like he’s a bit hungover (really didn’t think it looked like fire initially coming from his mouth) 😂💜

would love to see rest of the collection 👀


it’s hypnotising, eh? 😂😂😂 https://i.nostr.build/ELBl.jpg


thank you so much 💜🤗


LinkedIn is the closest thing to feeling like an NPC social network I’ve ever been, sad really


unreleased black mirror episode 😂


😂😂😂😂 nothing personal, i swear https://i.nostr.build/Ro9r.gif


Have you tried using an AI for fantasy football? 🤔 Curious how it could help


who’s this lovely guy and where can i find more interviews from him? 💜🤔


The “Following you” would also be a nice touch


yes, bc i look like a chipmunk w my swollen cheek 🤣🤣🤣 had surgery 2 days before flying out to the conference


wallet address and the Follow/Unfollow too pls 💜🤗


shid, am i dis doxeded

😭


noh, i don’t have dis haircut 😂 i have the straightest hair possible, and I don’t even want to imagine what it’d be like this permed


ohhh, you mean this https://i.nostr.build/9lqz.jpg


wat

did i? is dis how dementia starts? https://i.nostr.build/K82W.jpg


nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 time for a break


😂 ouchie

what’s their go-to haircut


💜

having the “Follow” button and also the wallet address displayed got requested also from different people 🤔


noh

i want great things to happen to you instead https://v.nostr.build/V00j.mov


so “good for you” is meant ironically, so it actually doesn’t mean wanting good things to happen to you, while it’s the opposite when it comes “go fuck yourself” https://i.nostr.build/gAAl.gif


seemed a bit flat, maybe it’s a “feature not a bug” situation indeed 🤔

i’ll create an alternative and see how that feels instead 💜

any other changes/ideas you have?


🤗 https://i.nostr.build/MPPm.jpg


oh shoot, good point, the Follow/Following button is completely missing 😂💜


It means Good For You 🤗


Spacing and sizing is bad, I have no idea how y’all do that

Also I have no idea how auto layout works

🤔


😂😂 fack, rly gud point


hmm, the existing one did, so i just followed that 🤔

just copy npub1… with a copy to clipboard icon?


#GFYafterdark


you’d want the wallet address in the preview? 🤔

it’s doable

i also thought about an empty box instead of the “Messages” there, so you could send a DM right from the preview


thoughts on this for a profile preview on damus? nostr:note1243urm2a08hqmtdueg8jhw0sdjqpefedhhwtwpv4ayyk2rh9206ssz78ha


the top bar needs fixing, brb


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 https://m.primal.net/HOiN.png for some reason the image didn't display on the last one, thoughts on the design?


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 gave the profile preview design a gohttps://m.primal.net/HOiN.png


“watching the film, shh”


holy moly this is gorgeous


Because of the lack of conversation, movies is great but it’s more of a 3rd-4th date thing


will do 💜


such as… https://i.nostr.build/5aaY.jpg


nostr address meaning nip-05 💜


markets getting gnarly
spazzing threads are starting


“Coming in at number seven…

Eshara’s place?! While the public has yet to see the inside’s of the place, numerous anonymous sources claim, that there’s a big penguin zoo there”


damn, i miss those silent moments from Aristophanes, it was different in the 70’s


chillin with my tardie
netflix and bacardi


this is getting weirded and weirder..


i love the McDonalds reflection right underneath the Blockchain ad 😂


wen NoFi?


Gas your friends up.
Gas strangers up.
MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD.
It’s free.


good ole’ days… back when i was still young(er)


in my head it’s still february 😂💜


Yeah, multiple times 💜


Wasn’t that one for just insider trading and not misrepresenting fraudulent mortgages to clients?


I am open minded buddy, send me some interesting sources you’d recommend 💜


check my last note 💜


https://youtu.be/B4TWN54KqfQ?si=NplBTpciLu5viyiG nostr:note13dc0tsrgucxqux5wczdaj3latkjmatg4rng6c6dqdc3qvvy4t3nqaszzxe


looking at the markets, there’s a lot more to be made from uranium than green energy these days.. only takes some regulations and some shift in the markets https://i.nostr.build/QB6a.jpg


watching this documentary about the 2008 crisis and learning that none of the bank execs apparently “commited any provable fraud” and got put away

wat


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 thoughts on having the nostr address displayed in the profile preview on damus? 💜


tbh, they could easily still have the money, told their investment failed, and pretty much gotten robbed of 5 grand


can they please write a book about their business practices 😂💜 call it The Unintelligent Investor by Genjamin Braham


they looked at richard heart and were like… yep, that’s the guy i want my investments with? https://i.nostr.build/j27q.jpg


he’s like… really, you’re gonna leave me here for a week? 😂💜 https://i.nostr.build/YqLx.jpg


with the best meowsic


is text to speech for long form articles already happening? 🤔


album cover material 💛


Feels like home, even though I’ve never been 💜


Really interesting thought process, love to see this how this is gonna turn out 💜

Keep it up Daniele 🤗


the way nostriches take care of each other is like nothing else

this is a people first protocol


here for you 🫂 message me whenever


technology bottleneck won’t be a problem in 5-10 years, wouldn’t you say so?


Would love to have you there with us brother 🫂💜


my phone has the battery life of 4 hours 😂💜 but i’ll do my best


bitcuzzi


what

50%?


i keep pinching myself, trying to come to terms with the fact that i’ll be in japan in 5 days 😅

i am lost for words tbh 💜 https://i.nostr.build/MPav.jpg


flight in 4 days…

wat


💜 you got this roya 💜 https://i.nostr.build/47X9.jpg


Seen some of the photos from the people at the event, and it looks absolutely marvellous there 🤗

Hope you have an amazing time over there 💜


rebrand the ostrich to some letter for example

Y, maybe?


thank you buddy, will definitely look into it 💛

i’m personally just an ease of use maxi


🤣🤣🤣

i am not saying no


changed it back to WoS 💜 just made a note about it


changed it back to Wallet of Satoshi?

why?

ease of use nostr:note1pzq0prrq7m2yshgx5jcw7383fpldlsrvkcza2pfnh4rtmhd4cmdqfe9nha


welcome to the future https://i.nostr.build/LlaW.jpg


*nods in no idea*


good morning brother 💜 https://i.nostr.build/07x0.jpg


i’ve heard that you can set up getalby through zeus, is that true?


have no idea what any of this means 🤔

really feel like it could use more guidance and explanations https://i.nostr.build/AAXj.jpg


the zeus tax

how much do they take percentage wise?


oh interesting to learn that

hmm, have to look more into that


for some reason yours went to my WoS address 🤔


apparently i don’t have a lightning channel, set up. how does one do that, that’s a complete beginner


wait, you can zap fractions of sats?

and also wdym by fees?


hmm 🤔


halp https://i.nostr.build/Bnan.jpg  nostr:note1pzq0prrq7m2yshgx5jcw7383fpldlsrvkcza2pfnh4rtmhd4cmdqfe9nha


can we have this as a bot? 😂


just changed my lightning address to tanel@zeuspay.com, hope it works for receiving zaps ⚡

trying to learn how zeus works 💛


oh, awesome, i’ll add it to the list 💜


last month or so 🤔


a warm shower helps, cooling the room a bit beforehand

i’ve used melatonine only to nudge my sleeping schedule earlier, but mostly, it’s just been giving up my phone and not giving into my hyperfocus, which tends to happen for me past midnight


yet to read the book, any good? 🤔


🫂 Thank you brother, it really is


Thank you so much buddy 💜


🫂 thank you for the support brother, i understood that i’d rather be awake for less hours and have them be more energetic and higher quality, than the other way around 💜


I really hope so 💜🫂 I’ve been smiling a lot more and enjoying my days to the max 💜


It really does 💜🫂


taking care of my sleep has helped my mental health more than anything

best change i’ve made in the last couple of months 💜


woah, this looks incredible 🥹

enjoy 🤗


pinstr.app exists 🤔


so… credit bubble?


good night nostr 💜 https://i.nostr.build/xoLk.jpg


Could you elaborate and maybe give some interesting sources too? Would love to read more about this


👀 let’s see


it’s okay 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/eoqx.jpg


exactly right 😂💜 just saw the clip recently


sometimes, because other times you’ll call in sick and work from home? 🤣👀🧡


same here buddy 😂


hmm, maybe

i guess we love creating problems, sides and turn them into cult like followings over the tiniest of details, such as if you call it Linux or GNU/Linux


semantics


somebody had to wake up with this thought and have the “hear me out” speech 😂


they look like my kondergarden drawings of trees made real 😂 https://i.nostr.build/rlMl.webp


i am so confused now, these are hidden cell phone towers?


🤔 might consider it


wait, this is not photoshopped?


linux (plural) is a family of operating systems built on the linux kernel, no?

i think we’re both correct here 🤔


been postponing this for way too long

time to try out nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5


It’s an operating system, as MacOS and Windows are


What are the options for making money from your nostr projects?

Join nostr:npub1funq0ywh32faz0sf7xt97japu8uk687tsysj8gndj4ehe825sq4s70gs0p and nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l Hackathon Participants LIVE this Thursday, October 26 at 15:00 UTC for a conversation about monetization with nostr:npub1zuuajd7u3sx8xu92yav9jwxpr839cs0kc3q6t56vd5u9q033xmhsk6c2uc (nostr.how,  listr.lol, ostrich.work and other stuff coming soon) and nostr:npub1mygerccwqpzyh9pvp6pv44rskv40zutkfs38t0hqhkvnwlhagp6s3psn5p (nostrocket developer and nostrovia podcast host).

Set your reminder ⏰ on YouTube 🎥

https://www.youtube.com/live/WrGh34e9I9Y?si=BzdyQgwo-BvNe9AR


Oh my… that bad? 🥺


it’s trueee 😂🤣

how’s your adventure been in that regard, any positive signs?


Wallet of Satoshi being moody I’d guess 🤔


this seems like one of those tinder bios


ah shid 💜 the amount of times it’s been helpful for my dad… said it’s paid itself time and time again


Oh, haven’t heard of the second one, adding it to my list 💜


that’s cute and a great way to keep up the positive fuzzy vibes here 🤗


Way different feel to any other Nostr client out there, love it 🧡

Interested why you chose to have “Replies” and “Reply” as two different buttons? Left one is the indicator and the other is the button for replying?


The Big Short obviously and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps


🤗

also what is #signstr 🤔


Not yet, any good?


can’t wait for the christmas markets buddy 💜 https://i.nostr.build/AAvL.jpg


finished the movie Margin Call, a rather different POV than I’ve seen so far on the 2008 crisis


you have a dash cam by any chance?


damn, knew i missed something


jesus, really lucky all in all and i’m just glad it didn’t go any worse

speedy recovery roya, and don’t stress it if you feel like you need to take some time off 💜


just tried proving my friend wrong that you can indeed make an incredible mug cake and it ended up completely botched 😂😭

any guidance on what makes a great mug cake?


alalalalaf


health wise all good yourself? 💜

well done on following the guy down and not lettingn him get away


considering it, you going?


i still have no idea which movie this gif is from tho 🤔😂


Owen Wilson portrayed as Kurt Cobain with a Nickleback track as the quote, right? 🤔


#Nostrasia is just around the corner make sure to join our community group for virtual and in person attendees!

https://t.me/+ouFvlkPdX1UxYWYx


✨ New Offchain Ramen shirts are now available! ✨

This is the second run, screen printed in a new color. You can grab one for a limited time on Everpress so need to spend precious bitcoin.

Only promoting this on the NOSTR so let’s see how it goes ✌ Sharing is caring 😉

https://everpress.com/offchain_ramen-1

https://www.nogood.store/nostr/NG_OCR_Red_Back.jpg https://www.nogood.store/nostr/NG_OCR_Red_Front.jpg https://www.nogood.store/nostr/NG_OCR_Red_Art.jpg


that view tho 🥹


could i have some medium rare lasagna please


so glad that “mute conversation” is a thing, otherwise i’d feel horrible


Tardthreads are the new hellthreads


ah yes, thank hue https://i.nostr.build/Llxn.gif


gonna give up the us one when italian one arrives?


credit to nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl

i think, can’t remember


been reading a little about it, what’s it like?


ohm yes https://i.nostr.build/nMgM.png


general motors to you too


been down for weeks now


the kazoo kid looking

just guessing here


si


this is a note for myself, came up during a chat with a fren

toy story
robin hood
peter pan
alladin

#tanelhasnt


nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv


oh no

anyways


yes, quite liottarally


laura, bring the “with steven” video back 😂


or you could just add your simplex link to your status too


apparently 3 😂


ah sorry 💜 was too tarded to look at what i was replying to


The counter-argument to nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn ‘s “let’s not build a panopticon” https://i.nostr.build/QBeP.jpg https://i.nostr.build/67A2.jpg


scotty doesn’t know..


i absolutely do 💛 bet you have an amazing job 🤗

i’ve been applying but it’s tough here, one day i’ll be alright, until then i’ll consider this just the learning curve


16:8 for me


ah yes, i’ve been doing a lot of unintentional episodes of intermittent fasting, as i like to call it, sounds a bit more hip than saying you’re broke tbh


no, that’s my bank account ser


*nods in antigovernment*


app?


tardism church


okay i am learning new things here

i thought the 3 meal day thing was the thing, bc it just gets repeated ever since you’re a kid


i really need a tardGPT in my life


Tardish: Carbs are a type of nutrient found in your food, like: bread, rice, pasta, fruits, and veggies. They are our main source of energy.

When we eat carbohydrates, our body breaks them down into a sugar called glucose. Glucose is then used by our cells to provide energy for things like tard spazzing, researching Nobel prize winners, memeing, running, studying, breathing.

Carbs can affect our body in different ways. They provide immediate energy for physical activities and help fuel our brain. BUT not all carbs are the same.

Theres two main types of carbs: simple and complex.

Simple carbs, like sugar and candy, are quickly digested and can give us a quick burst of energy. BUT they are not very filling and can lead to energy crashes.

Complex carbs, found in foods like whole grains, beans, and vegetables, take longer to digest. They provide a more of a steady and longer-lasting release of energy, keeping full longer.

Hope it helps. 😁


why does fasting feel so slow


i think i need to start fasting asap https://i.nostr.build/889g.jpg


reretarded = tarded?


didn’t know craig wright was a japanese name


brb https://i.nostr.build/nMgg.jpg


need the metronome meme rn

“my 6th grade level passionate presentation in english” vs “nobel prize winner”


Tard version... Autophagy is your body doing garbage collection. In modern life we eat too much, too often and now our bodies don’t have nearly as much chance to do garbage collection. This is bad because autophagy has been shown to reduce incidence of cancer.

There are things you can do to boost autophagy. The three I have heard about most are:

- Avoid carbs and especially sugar.
- Fast regularly. Daily intermittent fasting and also regular longer fasts.
- Sauna (check Rhonda Patrick’s content for great details here)


jeff going tard wasn’t on my bingo card for the night, but thank you so much for this 💜

i’m gonna go full tard then and display my lack of education, what are carbs? (i have 0 knowledge about anything dietary)

fortunately sauna is like a weekly thing here by culture, so i’m good in that regard 🤔


💜 am lost in dis, gn


chemistry and biology were my weakest subjects and haven’t looked into them since school, maybe i should get to learning again on khan academy 🤔


i wish i could understand any of this, hieroglyphics for me


are any supplements recommended during fasting?


holy moly, that’s a lot 🤯


it’s quite a shock and during the recovery process and dietary changed the body really can shut down on you for a bit


write all the questions you have for him down


i need to hear that story 🤯


one day i’ll get diagnosed, unless i forget to call the clinic 😭


week incoming? 👀

i dare hue


ohh, i just clocked what “mutated” means… 🤦♂ no comment


dis explained it really well actually 🤔


oke, what is mutant cell and wat do it do? 💜


🤗 thank you (i somehow made it through biology in school with good grades, but without understanding any of it)


nostr:npub149p5act9a5qm9p47elp8w8h3wpwn2d7s2xecw2ygnrxqp4wgsklq9g722q do you happen to have the figma file of the logo? 💜 want to play around with it a little


explain like im tarded

bc i am


i read it as the word “add” for 10 times and was so confused why you wrote it in caps 😭😭


it okay https://i.nostr.build/372k.jpg


2x listen can’t be fast enough, eh? 😄


fix dis for buddha https://i.nostr.build/aWwM.jpg


is it open for everybody to use or is it a closed beta for now? 👀🤔


i think nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev had an older one too, right? 👀🤔


bHLCMaVBVzpbuBOZtCVCsA==?iv=NQTKLAvQoeka/aZKyjeAsw==


time for dinner now https://i.nostr.build/G4mV.jpg


time for some ice cream https://i.nostr.build/Z42P.jpg


listr.lol adoption can’t come soon enough 💜


just make sure you don’t end up with NFTs https://i.nostr.build/JjGl.jpg


feature not a bug


ah yes, i’ve already fucked around and found out about that one 😅

i lost it all 😭


send smol clip 🥺


need to start fasting again 🤔


👀 let’s goooo


📝 noted, thank you so much 💜


ohmuhgod


damn, that’s really well put man 🤔 gonna bookmark this


buttholid


madeira 👀


i need photographers then 😂💜 i usually keep my phone in my pocket in situations like these and live in the moment


We’re taking matters into our own hands. 🫡

Freedom of information Act #Tardstr #Nostr Parlay

This is what happens when they scrub the internet.  😬

Stay Tuned nostr:note1l4zyxqhraa4mrhhsxpzpas8fnmu75ekwuwmhkh63u3eg5evh3f8sf2md26


prizone


calzone


school zone


#tardstr hosting a nobel prize winner

lmao


never heard of blue zones before 🤔💜


it’s happening


mr. steal yo ostrich


deal, lemme boot up my laptop, and my blank word document rn


bet


the fact that you won’t be there… man 😭😭


if you are serious, i’ll make it happen 🤗


first ever nobel prize winner on nostr

we got this


uhm, yes 👀


can you ask it for his lectures?

maybe clips or smth?

i can’t imagine none of it is online


we’ll figure it out, trust me 😂💜

two months tops, we’ll have an answer


let’s do it, if you are serious about it 👀


dudeeeee 😂😂😂😂 like this is me in 5-6 days https://i.nostr.build/D27v.gif


can we get them on a nest? 👀


🥹 that shirtttt


🤣🤣 see you on the 31st brother


ah yes, soft and then pressure down twice immediately


call it a tsunami


oh nooooooo 😂😂😂😂 ushering a local lady into the bathroom with a globe costume… she’s not gonna be over the moon i’ll tell you that much 🤣


how does one even go to the toilet with this? 😂🤔


this is gonna be really similar to the aftermath of the Halloween 😂💜


gonna celebrate my first ever halloween this year 🌎 nostr:note1rlz6z8pulxkaw3cl0p9yt8fscvzrmh4ep9chrg9ddjnsvg29s57szy98u7


any guesses what will be 🤔


uh oh

i didn’t sign up for dis


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r any comments on this mischievous behaviour on daniel’s behalf? 👀


oh you know it 😂💜


that’s so cuteee 🦀🦀🦀


😂😂😭😭😭😭 i’m tearing up from laughing, this is too good

just don’t ask where australia is on this


when y’all stop hearing from me, i’ve probably finally got a job https://i.nostr.build/07av.jpg


hahahahahahaha i love this 🤣💜💜💜


happy for you 🤗


wen moneh starts jiggling and folding agen https://i.nostr.build/AAMM.jpg


surely that’s dinosexual


according to nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr i’ll be rocking this for the upcoming halloween in tokyo 🤣💜 https://i.nostr.build/zAq4.jpg


*cries in Windows*

thank you so much for sharing 💜 maybe add it to the #nostrdesign site, if it’s not there already


also, how do you get those beautiful gradients for screenshots?


really like it 🥹💜


if not eating is called fasting

is eating slowing then?


i think you’re on your way to the divine with the fasting, this is lord’s work


This is my very first post on Nostr!


y’all need to get these oufits 🤗💜


i still keep dreaming about the t-bone i was fortunate to eat in italy this year, at the small meet-up with the had… i still dream about it 😭🤤


is wagyu worth all the hype it gets on social media? 🤔 yet to try it #tanelhasnt


Welcome to Nostr buddy, let me know if there’s anything I can help you out with 🤗


ohh, new fren?! https://i.nostr.build/W2ge.jpg


work of art 🥹


who dis on bottom left?


sleep well buddy 🧡


no pics? 🥺💜


might start calling people vintage instead from a certain point 🤣


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h


needs the helmet 😂


new pfp alert 👀


oh, i bought my iphone xs used and laptop used, spent like $600 altogether, still surprised either of them haven’t blown up 🤣

i do wish for a new iphone, one day 💜


can you say it again, couldn’t hear you


just wait for lower interest rates and stock buybacks from Apple 😂


ancient iPhone maxi here, running an XS here with 80% battery life, battery lasts for like 4-5 hours with full usage


aren’t white supremacist that are getting tattoos actually making their skin darker?


does a sheet of paper have 2 sides, or 6 sides?


why is the pizza box squared when pizza is round?


this is actually me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/OQeO.png


claim this airdrop to see the other two replies


those shower thoughts are hitting different https://i.nostr.build/G4GV.jpg


if you buy a new mirror, isn’t it already used?


made this one way back, when jack requested different font sizes for damus 😆💜 https://i.nostr.build/q8rw.jpg


balaji is dat hue?


anyone in tokyo have a dishwasher i can borrow?

workin on smt… nostr:note1ssx0zy0kmkm5ty9w9m025vksdl9k9tpkf0l9dkwqf9uenk6vhx5sy9f765


the workshop we need


press f in chat https://i.nostr.build/Bnxe.jpg


noooo 🥺 don’t tell me this happened


Must be one of those newer dishwashers


oh wow, this is such a throwback 💜


unfortunately, i don’t own a dishwasher ser 💜

but i’d happy do it try it as an experiment


😂💜 family groupchats are something else


#tanelhasnt 👀 …yet


what temperature and washing mode do you cook your salmon with? nostr:note1ssx0zy0kmkm5ty9w9m025vksdl9k9tpkf0l9dkwqf9uenk6vhx5sy9f765


can’t decide if genius or straight to jail


happy birthday 🎉 https://i.nostr.build/j2jM.gif


just found this client from nostrapp.link 🤔

first time hearing of it, but i’m a fan of the nostalgic design 💜

https://nosteen.vercel.app/


you too Paulo 💜


gn 💜


🤗 absolutely, gonna watch the movie “margin call” tomorrow


thank you so much buddy, sleep well 💜🤗


sleep well ryan, love the new profile pic 💜


you really do wake up early 🤯💜 love the commitment to such a schedule, sleep well 🤗


can i see? 🥺👉👈


sleep well nostr

really appreciate you all more than anything ❤ https://i.nostr.build/wBRx.jpg


😂😂 this is how i’d imagine it being like, a small farm of pablo clones https://i.nostr.build/aWnq.gif


that would be so much fun 💜🤗 do you illustrate by any chance? 🤔


I’ll never be able to comprehend the fact that there aren’t clones of him 😂💜 Absolute machine


We've been thinking a lot about subscriptions at Mutiny and how others can take advantage of it.

Today, ZapplePay just shipped AutoZaps. It's like a decentralized Patreon: every npub gets their own page where people can set up recurring payments to them. https://www.zapplepay.com/autozap/

AutoZaps and ZapplePay use NWC (Nostr Wallet Connect) to communicate with supporting wallets such as Mutiny and Alby. Both wallets have budgeting features so you can auto-approve payment requests associated with a specific NWC string.

We built Mutiny+ using this same NWC tech. Bitcoin is a "push" system, so replicating fiat's "pull" payments in a self-sovereign way involves new ideas and standards. NWC keeps the user in control, and offers the convenience of autopay when you want it. https://blog.mutinywallet.com/solving-subscriptions-on-bitcoin-one-zap-at-a-time/

Check out AutoZaps and see what you think! We're looking to work with other services / products that want to offer NWC-based checkouts and subscriptions so hit us up if you'd like to chat.


socialgraph, but imagine a tardgraph


the quiet before the storm 🙂


ah yes, dis me brain too, glad i found #tardstr 😂💜


🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so good


a voiceover with subtitles with the music in the background 👀💜


muh bren sucks at reading fast and comprehension, been trying to improve it and forcing myself to read more 💜


He stepped all over the penalty spot and messed it up quite a bit 😂

Him and Rashford both really should’ve gotten a goal tonight


really love the sound 💜🤗

(the frames switched a bit too fast for me 😅, was able to read through 2/3 of each of them)


absolute class save by Onana 🔥

did you see what Garnacho did right before the penalty?! 🤣


What an ending to the Manchester United - Copenhagen game, haven’t felt like this since the World Cup final 💜


If you had a way to preserve your nostr identity so that you could recover from someone compromising your nsec and it required writing a note in your nostr client, would you do it?

Repost for visibility, want to see what people think.


There is an Evanescence joke here somewhere 😂💜


Curious who came up with that term and popularised it 🤔


I really hope I can make it to Nashville next year, and also travel around the US a bit around that time


I think I need to travel to the US out of a sudden 🤤💜


hahahahaha 🤣🤣 you might have a career in marketing 😂💜


nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg ‘s new profile picture looks insanely good 🔥🤯


🤗 happy to help


I’m not good at asking for help, but I am presently faced with a medical expense that I do not know how to pay at this point. I have been in constant pain for almost 20 years with bad teeth, and they have begun causing secondary health problems. Because of the structure of my teeth and bones, it will be a surgery to have them removed, and I’m liable to end up with holes where they were leading into my sinuses, etc. It’s doable, but it’s work for the surgeon, and they charge for that sort of thing.

The surgery looks like it will cost about $13,000, not counting the cost of dentures. Someone suggested I create a donation page on Nodeless, so here it is. There are countless people in worse situations, so I don’t really want to ask for anything. But if you feel like chipping a few sats to help out with this, every little bit helps.

https://nodeless.io/donate/oral-surgery


Sleepy and Island for sure 🤔


huh, maybe a vpn could help? 🤔


time to go on a walk and touch some grass 💚


What an absolute legend 😂🤣💜 I love this image so much, literally grassroots approach


Mostly about the last decade and how the Fed has acted in that regard


just finished watching this

definitely recommend it 💜

https://youtu.be/EpMLAQbSYAw?si=juYdsc_dXCMzMsHK


https://i.nostr.build/OQxo.jpg  nostr:note1h5yaszgkkl3xyvv3p9ckk90um7q0q0vxc7du220arwv2kd0g4k9szuyrl8


Keep on going y’all 💜 Love the work you do


Our dedication to our cause as a team working for nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk is amazing. We've never had to schedule anything and we've never missed publishing once. Every day I sit down to work knowing I'm working with the best team I can think of. Grateful for these wonderful beings: nostr:npub1xy54p83r6wnpyhs52xjeztd7qyyeu9ghymz8v66yu8kt3jzx75rqhf3urc nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h nostr:npub1v6xwae25wh6etmqw3m6yce9lnk5dnhtqpzk9fhxjfvjsryctjc8q2kxk5t nostr:npub1r3fwhjpx2njy87f9qxmapjn9neutwh7aeww95e03drkfg45cey4qgl7ex2


🥹🥹🥹 so cuteeeeeee


“Painfully hilarious” sounds like a lovely name for a Netflix special 🤔


It does indeed 💜


could you ELI5 the meme, what does [object Object] do?


🤔 maybe clearing cache would fix it https://i.nostr.build/8MRv.jpg


has there been a design update as of late? looks really clean and sleek 💚


ohhhh, perfect 🤘 will have to try it out tomorrow


sleep well buddy 🤗


Not even collapsed into one “The following notes have been muted” on your main feed, just completely gone? 🤔


💙 thea idea of it already sounds so exciting, really hope it ends up getting done

curious to see how the teams of different clients are gonna find the topic of customised themes, getting to switch up the accent colours like you can on SimpleX for example 🤔


nostr:npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc finished her crocheted Nostriches! 21 will be available for sale soon. 21 and only 21 will ever be made. Each one is numbered with a unique number on the bottom.

We will hand deliver them at #Nostrville if you're in attendance, otherwise they will be shipped.

Be on the lookout for pricing and listing in the next few days.

https://image.nostr.build/62cc05868310094ac410821fdcef0b6916bcef657d11e19a8ed24e59142d0a52.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/7ebb9eab6175f502f9c85b2225c18e0edb87fcdae979e6d0d90fdfd4a8392132.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/7ebb9eab6175f502f9c85b2225c18e0edb87fcdae979e6d0d90fdfd4a8392132.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/e2ca3f8fdbf661be5414fbf6db8a57afa1931cead7a80fc1578713192eac2a1e.jpg


missed you buddy 🧡


It was such an epic meme already back in the crypto twitter days 🤣🤣

Whenever Michael Saylor bought BTC, it was time to short and just go inverse cramer on stocks 😂


there’s an inverse Jim Cramer ETF tracker 👀

https://www.crameretfs.com/


You too buddy 💜


I guess it was for myself really, to reorganise my thoughts and self-reflect a little 💜


sleep well Seth 🤗


i’ve never claimed to know anything about what i post, so there’s bound to be some misalignments with my posts and expectations if the posts are truly thought of and read as “the truth”, which there really is none of, especially when it comes to discussions regarding design.

i know that in person, i love being a fly on the wall and a listener, but also somebody that doesn’t shy away from asking questions due to my curiousity and hunger for knowledge.

everything i do, is with the best intentions and from love 💜


gn nostr 💜 https://i.nostr.build/eEnL.jpg


💜 thank you buddha

i’m in two minds right now, just trying to process and understand things more about myself


interesting that i come across to you that way, noted


hmm interesting 🤔👀


finished the second one today 💜🤗


just finished watching the movie yesterday 😂💜 beautiful timing


oh absolutely, i was just trying to think newbie friendly, who might have discovered nostr first and discovered bitcoin after that


yeah idk, going to bed 💜 hope you feel better corn, because this didn’t feel positively charged at all, happy to have a conversation in the dms and learn, as always


as a general piece of knowledge, sure, but it doesn’t apply to the current situation, happy to hear you elaborate further and learn, which would be awesome 💜


retarfood


WHAT?


bad day? did i rub you the wrong way?


💜 i’m trying to make nostr more bearable, by raising different points, so that i can get other insights and learn about what perspectives that i’m not considering and also how to voice my opinion better


sure, agreed

to listen and learn more, more conversation need to be started, but if i don’t speak up, lots of those points won’t be discussed


😂😂😂 this is pretty much a mirror as a gif, what i see is what my brain wants me to see


first time hearing of it 🤔


i say only a tiny percent of the things i think about, so yes 💜


now it’s just dark mode in fullscreen, but nothing is rendering


i’m not even sure what emotion this is supposed to display 😂💜


make it stahp


where and what project?


can everything nostr related stop being purple, black and white for once? 💜

thank you for coming to my TED talk


the “Add status” got an update 👀 https://i.nostr.build/L8Xm.jpg


it’s the little things…


noh, dis is cursed


if there ever is a user research spot in the team, let me know man 💜


#newbember


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 feature request

can you atleast let the user know somehow, that uninstalling will completely nuke the bookmark list? 💜


love this update to the onboarding nostr:npub13v47pg9dxjq96an8jfev9znhm0k7ntwtlh9y335paj9kyjsjpznqzzl3l8 💜 remember requesting this ages ago, happy to see it being applied 🤗

(also there’s some sort of a bug related to the follow/unfollow tab) https://i.nostr.build/oO9W.jpg


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 feature request, could we have the conversion of the default zap be displayed in settings in grey?


added the comment with the video clip 💜


“you heard of this new dog coin? heard it’s gonna be the next big thing”


yes, bc you have to click on the pfp for the preview and not the tag 💜


#YESTR day


👀 soon buddy, real soon


dis so good nostr:note15h8md3mgr84l0009pyz5kc4upthfn5wvqu885fsv8k7dey4xlv7slggljs


nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9

nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv


click preview -> open full profile -> done

just make sure it’s somebody with a user or hashtag in their bio


dud, i can’t see your username

is random characters


man of NIPs https://i.nostr.build/X23L.gif


i’ve been trained only for this https://i.nostr.build/RB3B.jpg


can’t see horse

no bren?


“by the way, did you know…”


can somebody help me out? nostr:note1fgjpxza9laqt33fc6k0gd3de5wmnzf5ell8kzp2782nesf48gnpq7k92xh


i understand 1/3 of those words

#yestr


i messed even this one up with the grammar

oh sweet jesus


to tard or not tard

that is the question

#tardstr


okay, back to listening to a podcast it is

i really do get distracted easily


oh that’d be ideal for memories 🥹💜

how can i set this site or the file up, i have the design and idea, but lack the skills for it


nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 hashtags, websites and tags in bio are grey after opening the full profile from a preview


🥹💜 thank hue for caring


if somebody can manage to get me the whole list of things that are on #tanelhasnt to an excel sheet or smth somehow.. 🥹


skydiving, tattoo and limo 🤔


dis me indeed 😂

i slept from 9 am until 4 pm though 🥹


no comment 🤐


reclaim the ~31.7, etf confirmation

ready for take off


I think 7/20


https://i.nostr.build/Vn3v.jpg  nostr:note1gpwhquc2v2n4tluz3zp5k2kjnea65qeq8rgnjaek5lgrkqu9ya3sgl9dhv


iirc, nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 mentioned this to me couple of months ago, when i asked him about data plans for tokyo


price euphoria is boring

what’s new on Nostr?


did she actually end up making an account? 👀💜


i, a tard of the nostr

succumbed to the custodial illusion and comfort, laying amongst the lies, unwilling to face the music

i shall reciprocate me fellow tards, and step away of these comforts, and carry the weight of responsibility on me own shoulders from now on

i’ll self-custody my own sats, as i self-custody my last two braincells, and shall carry the torch of #tardstr as i carry my own sats on this journey

life will get harder, better, faster, #tardstr

tanel,
junior tard


now what 😭 https://i.nostr.build/X2Ze.jpg


pls don’t turn nostr into crypto twitter, where most of the feed is price talk 💜


am guilty of wos usage

halp


what is the best piece of music ever written in your opinion?


JOIN nostr:npub1funq0ywh32faz0sf7xt97japu8uk687tsysj8gndj4ehe825sq4s70gs0p on TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24 at 19:00 UTC

nostr:npub18lzls4f6h46n43revlzvg6x06z8geww7uudhncfdttdtypduqnfsagugm3 will join nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l participants to discuss Hivemind Venture's commitment to startups building on the open protocol stack of #Bitcoin, Lightning and 𓅦 Nostr.  He will also share his excitement around the intersection of Lightning/Nostr/AI, Nostr marketplaces, and search.

There will be extra time for Q&A so he can answer questions builders have about raising their first venture round.

Set a reminder on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/live/Yze_A4Qgkz4?si=xXcfYekKXpTXmpvW

And learn about his vision and investment focus at:
https://hivemind.vc/writings


😂😂😂😂

i am the world in this scenario https://i.nostr.build/MlBm.jpg


actually? imposter syndrome and the lack of skills


i don’t understan

wat the joke mean by daniel


nostr:npub1zuuajd7u3sx8xu92yav9jwxpr839cs0kc3q6t56vd5u9q033xmhsk6c2uc you’re not too far away, mby it could be mailed to you


😭😭😭😭 stahppppp https://i.nostr.build/qJQg.jpg


nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl halp


am lost


wat mean?


huh?


bro, am confused

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also nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va the “lorem ipsum” on the thumbnail needs fixing asap 👀


👀

https://youtu.be/eQjzxIKBsTY?si=bHShleH79whld2y-


FOMO in a nutshell due to the lack of algos


become* sorreh


how did astrology became a thing?

and why is it so popular?

am completely uneducated and just curious 💜


odds on calling it “Smolden”


how does #tardstr sound, nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 ? 👀😂


sounds like an off-brand insult of ‘asshole’ tbh, and tarded af 🤣💜


🤔 wat mean?


hmm, i’m not sure i do, but i am super sensitive to sound 🤔💜


another one ticked off ✅


can’t believe you don’t post your recordings more..

also why does it feel like all of #tardstr is incredibly musical 🤣💜


WHAT?!? your vocals are insane, and the guitar… 🤯 woah https://i.nostr.build/30Vn.jpg


👀👀

used to sing a lot back in the day 💜 loko feature one day? 🤔


RnBabies


craig david is such a classic 💜


and it was all yellow…


am okay now 💜🤗

some advil and water fixeded most of it


💜 https://i.nostr.build/L8A6.jpg


i have a headache, and sleeping schedule is upside down again

soooo…

yes?


craig wright is not satoshi

sorry for reminding you of that earworm of a song


make it stahpppp 😂😂😂


👀 chances of seeing you stream?


have a beautiful morning ralf 💜🫂 reading anything interesting today?


good morning 💜 https://i.nostr.build/zJ2Y.jpg


Lume v2 - Progress Update

I'm working on a brand new editor for Lume, providing a clean and focused experience. It also supports multiple kinds of events.

The development process is taking longer than I expected, so I will move some new features that were planned for v2 to v2.1 instead, including:

- NIP-44
- NIP-28
- Some new widgets

So, I will release Lume v2 on this Thursday, then I will collect feedback and bug reports to polish the current features. After that, I will release v2.1 with more new features shortly after.

#nostr #nostrclient

https://video.nostr.build/5ab51803e0c313698fc5b2f172cb31403aa9a18b22916f09367ba81d7e87095d.mp4


your content is so pleasing to watch 🥹💜


gn 🫂💜 https://i.nostr.build/6qoK.png


ah shid, i iz borked


wasn’t even trying to say tard, was trying to say tirdd


no is bc of me, am too tard to come up with another option


🤗 can’t wait to meet her 💜


breakfast after not sleeping at all #tardstr https://i.nostr.build/Q6jv.jpg


#spaghettichain


Wish it would’ve been called Plan Brrrr Forum


you totally have the voice for it 💜

we need a series “spiritualism for tards”


love the shirt 👀👀


would love to reinstall damus just to see the new onboarding, but don’t want to lose my bookmarks

anybody have a video?


wat, u do videos?!

gib


i’m not a betting man, but…

yes


this sounds like something from the intro of The PowerTard Girls


time for a new brand

off-black


uhhhhhhh, this is like waking up with a hangover

how did we end up here 🤣


Love you too 🤗 gn https://i.nostr.build/PQd5.jpg


gn 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/lwXv.jpg


so that’s what they meant by 50 shades of grey


an ashy fanny tickler?! good larry, you need jesus


uhhhh steven ser

wat happend


oke dis me favourite 🤣🤣🤣


nonutnovember, only powder


uh oh

am i in danger?


Dr. Larry can enjoy MMMM. Deez Nuts


who iz larry


🥹 perfection


Natural Selection 🤙

#Nostr

(Requested by nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 ) https://image.nostr.build/c771bee20cb6d8f94ec5d849ba453d9ed5b4b7fa4491711fda5e890e3c5d9ef2.jpg  nostr:note1nn8m78qascccmhh79xfzcfvgtgc2vqrgj9az89nsm95n956hwcwseccgzx


noh, didn’t sleep at all ser 🤗


the sun is rising here already. on me way to ze city 💜

sleep was good (no sleep means no nightmares atleast :))


happy birthday chu! 💜🤗 nostr:note107alnnql5kf7ywhm9th2slapt772tz253wz6dl4j458tn6dgg3vsg52uqe


nostr:note1nn8m78qascccmhh79xfzcfvgtgc2vqrgj9az89nsm95n956hwcwseccgzx dis


needs the “will on the camel” piece at the end of it 🥹


i know that one of them is a bitcoin maxi and the other is anti, but that’s it


unfortunately haven’t paid attention at all

TL;DR?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

thank you so much for fixing this


oh no 🤣

welp, i guess nostr has yet another jack now


Loko in the streets, uh oh in the sheets


as long as it’s not casual https://i.nostr.build/m3Dk.jpg


should be enough https://i.nostr.build/X2v0.jpg


that’s the one you have questions about, not the one prior to that?🤣


never gonna..


ah shid https://i.nostr.build/kV5m.jpg


it clearly says masterbating, i bait with my tears


💜 you’re incredible


yes https://i.nostr.build/KjD2.jpg


as long as we are not middle curve


we shoot for the sTardom


don’t think so either, nothing audiovisual etc, it tests reading, mental math, imagination and 3d thinking


i really hope you’re putting them all together into a huge guide 🥹👀


noh, i love weird GIFs, thought i was the only tard liking them, but there’s more of us 🥹


holywat https://i.nostr.build/g7V7.jpg


Nikotard Tesla would agree 💜


HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dud i can’t breathe


weird that i didn’t get a manual about any of this as a kid https://i.nostr.build/42lm.png


dis me


that or we’ll end up just making some of the weirdest memes ever https://i.nostr.build/qJEL.gif


#Tardstr https://image.nostr.build/44df867687793bb467454e267f8ee7c826c55cd0ec09edd58c1e8fcf0f7e60a3.jpg


that’s not what the job markets been saying https://i.nostr.build/2njq.jpg


n e e d


also wat mean, is dis not average?


#tardstr loves having new tards join us 💜


ah yes, english is my second language, thought everybody knew 😅


fixeded


jin gud fren of mine 🤗

he designed an idea i had, love him 💜 https://i.nostr.build/nVR7.jpg


proof of tard https://i.nostr.build/AoqE.jpg


got distracted and ended up taking the test

only 124 iq, but it’s not in my native language so i’m proud 💜


we need to buy tardstr.com and get a leaderboard going


consider yourself tarded, but no retarded, as it’s your first time 💜


damn, loko just flying in with a highscore 🧡 https://i.nostr.build/30Wl.jpg


oh nice, sounds really tasty

trying to explore my food horizons, especially when it comes to seafood, had oysters for the first time in amsterdam 💜


🤗 would love that

can’t believe i’ll be there in 8 days 🤯


nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 🤔


the disassociation is starting to kick in https://i.nostr.build/x3B0.gif


ah shid, i have to be awake in 2 hrs


what’s it like and what do you usually have it with? 🤔


hehe

69 tabs


had to look up what that is, and i don’t think i’ve ever had it 🤔

never had any caviar in general


Exactly 😂💜


random brainfart:

we need a news outlet for tards

the news of YESTRday


yes https://i.nostr.build/m3Ek.jpg


discovered that new.nostr.band is in the works, which is nice 💜

both nostr.band and new.nostr.band don’t currently respond to me search queries, which is not so nice


can i put this on imdb now?

that i’ve been featured on tv


#tardstr https://image.nostr.build/e50d2a4204fed784779970454318554ebb8105b591f5ff22029056261a08d871.jpg


we need to change it from “currently trending” to “currently tarding”


to quote the founder of damus

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