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 I always love how Gundam has goodguy unit names with descriptions of what they do or in-universe acronyms, like Burpo Gunshooter or Buextram (BUrpoEXTendedRAngeModel) or whatever and then the badguys are like

oh this is the Zoomp Cluzer. that's the Deepish P'zalla. it got replaced by the Strongt Blad and Slonge Szad. the ace guy pilots a Yargle. 
 My reason for getting back into weight lifting is simple: No lesbian has ever complained that ano... 
 @20e5707d fun fact: the zercher squat directly translates to the bridal carry 
 I need a belt squat belt

to do belted belt squats

with my belt squat belt belt squat belt squat

belt 
 why did somebody have to already own feetpics dot org 

(don't actually navigate there it redirects to stupid shit) 

I don't even want to post feet pics, I just love the idea of having that url for some unrelated content type, like a portfolio 
 nostr:npub1uerm7mkazn6xy9auz8n893uhna4yxzk6qeqepx3x6p02mmuu0w7sdgzql7 i literally. became more an... 
 @60ef863e yeah it's wild how many people forgot Jack is at fault for like 80% of twitter's current condition lol 
 random pic while I test some room lighting

some things remain constant across all test scenarios, like how long my legs are and how juicy my ass is

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 Someone needs to make a fund to get weird people to make short retraux indie horror games on Godo... 
 @1b2be89d is godot the one that's like gamemaker but it offers you a slightly more bespoke scripting system that sort of pretends to be a pointless derivative of an extant programming language or is it the one that's like gamemaker and it offers you a slightly less bespoke scripting system that sort of pretends to be a pointless derivative of an extant programming language 
 I like how I posted a little maid bondage video over the weekend and totally forgot to post the preview on sites at the time 😅

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 it's crazy how mastodon/the fediverse became my favorite piece of social media

it may not seem that way when I drop some of the worst jokes mankind has ever uttered, like, absolute dumpster fires of comedy, but if I hated it here you wouldn't get anything but ass, and that's the saddest fate of all 
 my least favorite continues to be Reddit, for being a bunch of little hellpits that all seem to attract and maintain the worst moderation staff possible. 

it is legitimately amazing how AITA, legaladvice, antiwork etc. all managed to become great content generators for offsite discussion, and more or less just shitposts and dead air internally, because the minute you e.g. take issue with something discriminatory or tell someone to hire or lawyer you get banned for indecorous posting 
 people don't realize the angostura oversized label is a functional element. it catches the little droplets of bitters that run down the side of the bottle every time somebody uses bad dash technique (you always use bad dash technique), like a little paper foreskin for alcoholic smegma 
 @76263a33 I always forgot you have one of those accounts in addition to your main on

mostly cuz I don't get why a person would want to look at *less* of you in the first place, but to each their own (or lack of own? idk) 
 I find it funny how much I was warned that HRT reduces load size. I'm sure it will 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, but I don't feel like I'm shooting particularly gentle loads lately.

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 nostr:npub1uerm7mkazn6xy9auz8n893uhna4yxzk6qeqepx3x6p02mmuu0w7sdgzql7 being the lead in an orches... 
 @76263a33 oh my godddddddddd 😂 
 orchestration is bloodthirsty work, you have to be willing to commit acts of unspeakable violins 
 if you get railed by a piece of fruit does that make you banana bred 🤔 
 ~drippy~

(a friend had asked for a sort of captive jackoff session in my gym space and in workout gear, so this is from that)

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