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 1 sat = $1 
Let’s go!! 

Speaking of symbols, when can we get one for sats 🤔 need to be able... 
 To clarify in some contexts: “This shirt costs BT$50, that’s almost US$100 in dead-tree money!” 
 I really like this one. Outside a church in north England. The clue is a bit hidden, but once you see it you might also go “woah.” The old country has a very different attitude towards the homeless https://image.nostr.build/b72347263c67b6f89b375e6d498240da80d76cd127c51c320949d7788d3f5ece.jpg  
 How come all these kids today are dressed up going around threatening their neighbors and asking for candy? I observed a couple and pretty sure none of them are armed, should be easy to refuse, no? 
 We need a Goodfellas-style muppets movie to teach the kids the true meaning of Halloween 
 The bigger the phone gets the harder it is to reach bottom controls that are further from your th... 
 I have an iPhone mini now and I complain about how huge it is. I want to switch to Graphene but the pixels are so enormous, i couldnt handle it 
 If you’re using the Lightning Networo on Signet and want to send some sats to another node, maybe you’ll find my LNBits Signet instance useful. Just create an account, invoice and pay yourself, create Lightning Addresses, LNURLp/w and all the other LNBits magic!
signet.laisee.org 
 Anybody else running a Signet Lightning node? I’d appreciate the inbound!

03a57f2f6e654be579427b5c713842ccff9ca6de65e458cbd790cc89f2ec06eafe@170.75.165.5:9735 
 So far there’s very little on signet, just two nodes and a channel. But I hope others will be moving their infrastructure there too 
 Oh please share your pubkey I’ll want to open a channel! 
 Thank you! 
 Thank you, I opened a channel today! 
 Wow even more useful! You are signet champions and pioneers! 
 So where does one buy these signet coins? What’s the rate? Pointers welcome! 
 Fascinating, thank you! Just tried it out, let’s see if these coins arrive! 
 I do need enough to meet the minimum requirements for channels, practically speaking that’s probably 100k sats per channel. I am open to the idea of permissioned public testing networks, where I pay for “cycles” in the form of coins. 
 Awesome, thanks again for the suggestion! Just got some signet sats and am ready to open channels! 
 I used the suggestion, 30. It said it succeeded every time I tried, but only one of the transactions eventually appeared onchain. 
 The ultimate status symbol for Hong Kong geeks is a domain like this:
https://網誌.獅草地.香港 
 What's the best VPS provider that accepts Bitcoin? 
 Lunanode 
 It should absolutely blow your mind that we now have open source money and open source payment networks. Even the boldest cypherpunks weren’t confident this would ever be possible just 20 years ago. Don’t sleep on it! 
 I learned that when you check in for a flight, the seat map may not show all available seats. Pretty mind blown when I noticed two passengers on the same Air Canada flight were presented with entirely different seat maps 
 Two individuals, both using the web checkin. The map was very different, for one passenger it only showed almost all middle seats as available, but no other seats. For the other it showed a more random map, with some middle seats, a few aisle seats and very few window seats available. 
 Saw this machine near Toronto airport that lets you withdraw cash from your bank card, buy Bitcoin (currently disabled) with cash and take out loans. It says a gambling functionality will come soon https://image.nostr.build/8bf819546796b8ca2323a82103ee2238621117ad1602c3a65bb699dfb111ba53.jpg  
 It’s a hard uphill battle. I think what’s next is we have to figure out how to help people earn sats, so they have sats to spend 
 I wrote an Amsterdam Lightning trip report!
https://stacker.news/items/718946 
 So where does one buy these premined testnet4 coins? Need some for an, uhm, project. What’s the rate? Pointers welcome! 
 Where do you suggest I go and get them? I want to get started with my testnet4 Lightning node 
 I did notice that testnet4 appeared to be intentionally premined. It’s still correctable though, we have about 150,000 blocks to take out the halvings. 50tBTC forever per block, that way we won’t have to worry about this ever getting a significant price. Begging for coins is not an acceptable way to distribute these resources 
 Reset how? The block reward? We should generally avoid moving to new testnets, as we can’t expect people to move their infrastructure. It will take a year or more for a testnet Lightning Network to emerge in significant size and functionality, and many services might never move over, like 1ML 
 I think that’s a terrible idea, especially since I might also want to try older software on testnet. You’re making me rethink my position, I’m thinking we should revive testnet3 with a simple hard fork 
 But isn’t that obviously a bad thing if we fragment into dozens of testnets? As a testnet user I value interacting on it with others, when playing with myself I’m already using regtest 
 I’m using testnet3 a lot for Lightning Network and Taproot Asset testing. I run an LNBits testnet node too and as of today, I’m fully on testnet3. My node has trouble keeping up but testnet4 won’t be as useful for me for a while. 
 All my testing is done with others, both onchain and offchain, inside and outside LL, mostly asynchronously. I can also tell from my LNBits instance that others are using my node to send sats to and from their wallets/nodes. It’s true that testnet3 liquidity is bad, and since testnet3 has been attacked many nodes fell off the network. 
 LL will have to make the decision where to move testing infrastructure to, but from this conversation it doesn’t sound like testnet3/4 have a future or is run with expectations that are compatible with what we need in the long run. Having a network that allows for connectivity with people testing other implementations and services (LSPs, swap providers, payment processors) on the same network is important though. Paying a tiny amount for testing is fine though from my perspective. Test/signet coins are API tokens, aren’t they? 
 And then convince competitors to join that same signet to test their infrastructure too? Why would they? Yet testing the compatibility of these infrastructures seem to be the primary benefit of a public testnet 
 Being able to perform swaps with other providers on existing infrastructure is a great benefit, no? I can’t run all swap services on my local network and also one day hope to be able to interact with RGB channels. Having to spin up a new node, acquire coins and open channels for each system i might interact with feels cumbersome and wasteful. I desire a “common” testnet Lightning Network 
 Is this the official beer of your Nostr Amsterdam meetup? If not gtfo https://image.nostr.build/e89256c7d99a62a873231b2b816f04ee317fea7fc741356b14b1723a3097fd00.jpg  
 No, the Krokette was with mustard. The fries came separately with mayo 
 I paid 12531 sats including a drink 
 This is at the eastern end of the Albert Cuypstraat Market 
 Just between yesterday and today I’ve had a kebap, went to two convenience stores, got tea, gelato, and now I’m at a brewery, all paid with sats. Don’t be sleeping on what’s happening in Vancouver! Make it happen in your hometown too! The time is ripe https://image.nostr.build/788e44c0b31bf6187a066c133e395d838732d9c4a7a6ecd75ba4af50f6c9049c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f31a077be2ef5f2bf5d1d8c79717528e2bb21071d78ebc623cb234f82153b861.jpg https://image.nostr.build/220b451f96009b13e69ab2733ddc00f0011eb9d3b3b390614a29a6f15b385260.jpg  
 Yeah I think all venues treat Bitcoin as a separate cash register. Which makes sense to me 
 Today for the first time I consciously rode a tram roundabout. 
 Historic German pub with an unpronounceable name that took my Bitcoin. Will come again! https://image.nostr.build/0538f59a930f6ac59931015123bfff8ca433c775c0074c4852c88f0704fddadc.jpg  
 “Brasserie Tresznjewski.” These are all awfully far away from you 
 The inexplicable urge to wander the continent on foot 
 Don’t miss out on Rovereto, super close and Italy’s prime Bitcoin economy. I recommend the restaurant Il Doge, they take sats, but check the limited opening hours! 
 If you were a remote worker, would you take $20k more cuck bucks a year but have to commute every... 
 How long is the commute? Do I get to walk, or is there a train? 
 Yes I’d do it under these conditions 
 Requires a vineyard, though. Or at least an olive grove 
 Ha yes that’s absolutely permissible! 
 Yeah it’s rather smart! 
 This one seemed to charge a healthy 2% for Lightning, but with a 50€ maximum 
 Just a casual day, but got my hair cut, went to two convenience stores, a coffee shop and a restaurant. Each time I paid with Lightning! 
 Yes, one was using Muun, three were using CoinOS and the last was using EukaPay 
 Does anybody know something like amazon,com, but for books? 
 Oh that’s neat. I hope it works in my area 
 It's the year 2034 Nostr usage is fined with 8000 sats (in 2024 terms: 8000USD)... what do you do?  
 Can I zap my fine? 
 Looks like Brazil is getting ready to complete its application for joining the European Union? Welcome to Nostr, free citizens of the internet! 
 Quick, the staff isn’t looking, let’s run BTCPay on the tablets and pretend we’re paying with sats! https://image.nostr.build/d0dbb60b0a15893a9c917056ae4618084dead497011329c2f498343b169e1ab7.jpg  
 It’s weird that in Europe you can board a flight without ID, but you can’t get a SIM card. You can board a high speed train without a ticket, but you can’t get an anonymous prepaid debit card. You can buy alcohol without ID, but drugs are (mostly) illegal. There are no homeless people, but it’s really hard for immigrants to find work. Riddles over riddles. 
 Reminder for those with Purple subscriptions already or those wanting to get in on the fun! You c... 
 I’m in the testflight. Should I expect to see the zap icon in every post? 
 Amazing, I should have asked a long time ago! 
 Huge shoutouts to @okjodom for leading tonight’s Bidevs seminar! https://image.nostr.build/39f47bdb908f01966b4208ef625ed62f352ec655edf056b0e6bd38ecd3ed0b71.jpg  
 Oh something didn’t work here. Tagging @okjodom again 
 All merchants at the Vancouver Bitcoin Block Party reported a share of 50%+ in Lightning transactions, with most in the 66% range. We’re so ahead of the curve!
https://stacker.news/items/663893 
 I successfully bullied my local Italian Delicatessen store to accept cash. Was difficult enough, how much work would it take to get them to accept sats? 
 its so fucking surreal to see crypto pivoting its ass back to bitcoin post-haste

feels like a di... 
 We aren’t ready for scams using the Bitcoin brand. We forgot what that was like