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 Very much in need of the ‘Three Cs’ today. 
 I haven’t wanked in over a week. Please excuse me while I go have an exorcism. #wank #masturbation #orgasm #femaleorgasm #sextoy 
 #domme #bdsm #kink #chastity #locktober #mistress #mommydomme #milf #wetlook #gloves

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 nostr:npub1n9fhyut4k8a584stscj7k7cxyda3rrtt06q4em7ls4ec02k7s3xqacqu2r is that because you were pu... 
 @f7beeee8 Oh I’d totally go to jail 😂 
 Guess who’s back on Hinge?! #dating #onlinedating #cougar #milf #cougardating

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 Who only has one gym crush?

At any given time I have about 20…  #gym #gymcrush #milf #cougar #crush 
 nostr:npub1n9fhyut4k8a584stscj7k7cxyda3rrtt06q4em7ls4ec02k7s3xqacqu2r not being able to turn it o... 
 @f7beeee8 Hey, I’m all for edging…but on my terms 😂 
 Can sex toy manufacturers just agree on universal on/off settings please? 

This horny woman doesn’t want to spend ten minutes figuring out how to turn a toy on. #sex #sextoy #masturbation #milf #cougar 
 It’s too hot to be funny so have this instead… #fishnets #bodysuit #sexy #milf #cougar #lingerie #ass #nipples

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 Going to an un-air conditioned gym on a 30 degree day does make me question whether I am, in fact, a masochist. 
 From the woman who cannot wait for this heat to fuck off so tights wearing season can begin… #tights #lingerie #ass #arse #feet #footfetish #milf #cougar

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