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 The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual, crime.
		-- Max Stirner 
 In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and
struggled and had lots of children.  There was a Frenchman who talked funny
and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the
crunch he was all courage.  Those novels would make you retch.
		-- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, on the generic Canadian
		   novel. 
 You will have long and healthy life. 
 If your object is to secure liberty, you must learn to do without authority and compulsion.
		-- Alexander Berkman 
 The work of the anarchist is above all a work of critique. The anarchist goes, sowing revolt against that which oppresses, obstructs, opposes itself to the free expansion of the individual being.
		-- Emile Armand 
 One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has
only nine lives.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" 
 Is it not plain that all these governments are systematic poisoners, interested stupefiers of the masses?
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 Anarchism was born in a moral revolt against social injustice.
		-- Errico Malatesta 
 Q:	Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:	He found out what "kimosabe" really means. 
 Usually, when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
		-- Malcolm X 
 Are you making all this up as you go along? 
 You are as I am with You. 
 I reverently believe that the maker who made us all  makes everything in New
England, but the weather.  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in
New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere
if they don't get it.
		-- Mark Twain 
 Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. 
 That virtue we appreciate is as much ours as another's. We see so much only as we possess.
		-- Henry David Thoreau 
 Organised religion has corrupted one of the purest, most powerful and sustaining things in the human condition. It has imposed a middle management, not only in our politics and in our finances, but in our spirituality as well.
		-- Alan Moore 
 Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year. 
 Others invent more or less complicated system of mutuality. But in the long run it is always the searching for a more secure guarantee of freedom which is the common factor among anarchists, and which divides them into different schools.
		-- Errico Malatesta 
 The proper method for hastening the decay of error is not by brute force, or by regulation which is one of the classes of force, to endeavour to reduce men to intellectual uniformity; but on the contrary by teaching every man to think for himself.
		-- William Godwin 
 Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
		-- Mark Twain 
 Protestantism has actually put a man in the position of a country governed by secret police. The spy and eavesdropper, "conscience," watches over every motion of the mind, and all thought and action is for it a "matter of conscience," that is, police business.
		-- Max Stirner 
 You look tired. 
 There are differences in the parties -- I don't think they're great differences, but they're real, and small differences in a system of great power can have enormous consequences.
		-- Noam Chomsky 
 The only generals that we should follow are the generals of the little tin soldiers.
		-- Georges Brassens 
 I envy the savages. And I will cry to them in a loud voice: "Save yourselves, civilization is coming."
		-- Bruno Filippi 
 Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" 
 The oppression of one is the oppression of all, and we cannot violate the liberty of one being without violating the freedom of all of us.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
		-- Shakespeare 
 The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice" 
 If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
		-- Mark Twain 
 I hate communism because it is the negation of liberty and because for me humanity is unthinkable without liberty. I am not a communist, because communism concentrates and swallows up in itself for the benefit of the state all the forces of society, because it inevitably leads to the concentration of property in the hands of the state.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 Misery and poverty are so absolutely degrading, and exercize such a paralysing effect over the nature of men, that no class is ever really conscious of its own suffering. They have to be told of it by other people, and they often entirely disbelieve them.
		-- Oscar Wilde 
 Everyone complains about politicians. Everyone says they suck. But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky; they don't pass through a membrane from a separate reality. They come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, and American businesses. And they're elected by American voters. This is what our system produces, folks. This is the best we can do.
 		-- George Carlin 
 Governmental communism, like theocratic communism, is repugnant to the worker.
		-- Peter Kropotkin 
 Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
		-- Mark Twain 
 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. 
 There are periods in the life of human society when revolution becomes an imperative necessity, when it proclaims itself as inevitable.
		-- Peter Kropotkin 
 It is obvious that in order to act you need a body of coherent ideas. Contradictions and hesitations prevent ideas getting through.
		-- Georges Fontenis 
 States are violent to the extent that they have the power to act in the interests of those with domestic power.
		-- Noam Chomsky 
 You will be awarded some great honor. 
 You should go home. 
 The "equality of right" is a phantom just because right is nothing more and nothing less than admission, a matter of grace.
		-- Max Stirner 
 The people are asleep; they remain indifferent. They forge their own chains and do the bidding of their masters to crucify their Christs.
		-- Emma Goldman 
 Q:	What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:	A corpse. 
 If you feel the need to vote in order to avert the immediate threat of fascism, by all means do so... in the meantime, we have a new society to build.
		-- Kevin Carson 
 Stop!  There was first a game of blindman's buff.  Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots.  My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it.  The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature. 
 Every state is a despotism.
		-- Max Stirner 
 Anarchy is the negation of all authority.
		-- Clement Duval 
 Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you. 
 As set forth by theologians, the idea of "God" is an argument that assumes its own conclusions, and proves nothing.
		-- Johann Most 
 Is that really YOU that is reading this? 
 There is no need to think in terms of destroying everything in the belief that things will look after themselves.
		-- Errico Malatesta 
 No one today likes truth: utility and self interest have long ago been substituted for truth.
		-- Nikolai Berdyaev 
 Your love life will be... interesting. 
 Knucklehead:	"Knock, knock"
Pee Wee:	"Who's there?"
Knucklehead:	"Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee:	"Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead:	"I didn't know you could yodel" 
 In order to fully realise our aspirations, we must create in the masses of the people the sense of sacrifice and responsibility that has been the characteristic of the anarchist movement throughout its historic development in Spain.
		-- Frederica Montseny 
 Whether individually or as a countless mass, man finds himself at the mercy of this band of drones going under the name of "governors and masters," when in reality they are nothing but straightforward exploiters and oppressors.
		-- Nestor Makhno 
 You will be married within a year. 
 People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house. 
 Q:	What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
	lawyer in the road?
A:	There are skid marks in front of the dog. 
 Without ecology, society cannot exist, and without humanity and nature, ecology cannot exist.
		-- Janet Biehl 
 Its name is Public Opinion.  It is held in reverence.  It settles everything.
Some think it is the voice of God.
		-- Mark Twain 
 If you list almost all of the assassinations that have been attributed to anarchists and assume that all of them were performed by anarchists (which is a dubious assumption by the way -- many of them were police frame-ups), but on that assumption it still turns out that more anarchists have been murdered by governments than all that can be accused of having murdered governors.
		-- Robert Anton Wilson 
 You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you. 
 Q:	How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A:	2 bits. 
 The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
		-- Henry David Thoreau 
 Did the seed of tyranny ever bear good fruit? And can you expect liberty to undo in a moment what oppression has been doing for ages?
		-- Voltairine de Cleyre 
 People who should be shot: Fascist thugs, religious fundamentalists, people who write lists telling you who should be shot.
		-- Banksy 
 A corporate elite of managers and owners governs the economy and the political system.
		-- Noam Chomsky 
 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV 
 Unfortunately, you can't vote the rascals out, because you never voted them in, in the first place.
		-- Noam Chomsky 
 The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you.
		-- George Carlin 
 Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. 
 Q:	How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A:	Four.  Two in the front, two in the back.

Q:	How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A:	There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q:	How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:	There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q:	How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:	The door won't shut.

Q:	How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:	There's a VW Bug in your driveway. 
 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. 
 You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler. 
 Power never takes a back step -- only in the face of more power.
		-- Malcolm X 
 I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
		-- Mark Twain 
 You may be recognized soon.  Hide. 
 Only in respecting their human character do I respect my own.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 A person is strong only when he stands upon his own truth, when he speaks and acts from his deepest convictions.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. 
 This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it. 
 Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out. 
 I actually think that law enforcement should be difficult, and I think it should actually be possible to break the law.
		-- Moxie Marlinspike 
 You're almost as happy as you think you are. 
 After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER! 
 Whoever looks at America will see: the ship is powered by stupidity, corruption, or prejudice.
		-- Johann Most 
 By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
		-- Voltaire 
 The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.
		-- Oscar Wilde 
 You will inherit millions of dollars. 
 Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"--which is
but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention;" but the wise
man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET."
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" 
 Q:	How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A:	33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. 
 Without doubt, conventional right, contract and law, even universally and directly exercised, is not natural right, or justice. It is a compromise between anarchy and authority, and everything that is not completely just is injustice.
		-- Joseph Dejacque 
 Those who produce everything have nothing, and those who produce nothing have everything. Such a state of affairs can only produce antagonism between the laboring class and the owning, i.e., do-nothing, class. The fight breaks out and hatred delivers its blows.
		-- Marius Jacob 
 I would rather, much rather, be illegitimate according to the statutes of men, than illegitimate according to the unchanging law of nature.
		-- Voltairine de Cleyre 
 Go ahead, vote! Have faith in your delegates, believe in those you have voted for. But if you voted, don't complain.
		-- Albert Libertad 
 Power has become invincible, and rests no longer on the higher national foundations of anointed right, election, or representation, but on violence alone.
		-- Leo Tolstoy 
 Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is
oblivion.
		-- Mark Twain 
 The true and legitimate meaning of the word treason, then, necessarily implies treachery, deceit, breach of faith. Without these, there can be no treason.
		-- Lysander Spooner 
 Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
		-- Samuel Johnson