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 fookin hell m8, divorce is hard innit
any tips other than dip my wick in strange? 
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 Exodus 6:12 (KJV)
"And Moses spake before the LORD, saying, Behold, the children of Israel have n... 
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 Genders are a lot like booleans. 
There's only two of them. 
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 You might have to go play some video games (12 gauge mouth wash) 
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 Slip and slid your hands all over my cock till I spunk 
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 Holy shit he's still going

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 I'd rather you jack me off. 
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 I like the word "coterie" which is like "group", but more sinister 
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post-truth society

When people say this they mean "post-forced consensus society". Cronkite wa... 
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 mostr.pub federated timeline removal is real tempting right now 
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 Zoomers know how to use cryptocurrency but don't know how to use a command prompt. 
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 Just to get ahead of this non-story, the "Caek Islove" on the Epstein list that will be released ... 
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 Far from checking the spread of immorality, repression has always extended and deepended it. Thus it is futile to oppose it by rigorous legislation which trespasses on individual liberty.
		-- Daniel Guerin 
 Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" 
 You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll be dead. 
 Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare 
 Whenever government assumes to deliver us from the trouble of thinking for ourselves, the only consequences it produces are those of torpor and imbecility.
		-- William Godwin 
 An unjust law is no law at all.
		-- Augustine of Hippo 
 The world does not need governing; in fact it should not be governed.
		-- Zhuangzi 
 Training is everything.  The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is
nothing but cabbage with a college education.
		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" 
 It is not another state that men aim at, but their union, uniting, this ever-fluid uniting of everything standing.
		-- Max Stirner 
 Any man more right than his neighbors constitutes a majority of one.
		-- Henry David Thoreau 
 You will step on the night soil of many countries. 
 The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
		-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. 
 A fist full of might goes farther than a bag full of rights.
		-- Max Stirner 
 Every daring attempt to make a great change in existing conditions, every lofty vision of new possibilities for the human race, has been labelled utopian.
		-- Emma Goldman 
 You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously. 
 You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do. 
 If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground.
		-- Frederick Douglass 
 Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
	-- by Margaret Mitchell

	A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
	-- by O. Henry

	A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
	-- by Ernest Hemingway

	An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck. 
 Drawn at first to socialism, I was not slow in separating myself from that party. I have too much love of freedom, too much respect for individual initiative, too much repugnance for military organization, to assume a number in the ordered army of the fourth estate.
		-- Emile Henry 
 You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity. 
 Wheresoever it be, there will exist the power of certain men over others, and there will not be freedom, but there will be the oppression of one portion of mankind by another. Therefore power must be abolished.
		-- Leo Tolstoy 
 It is society that makes criminals and you, jury members, instead of striking you should use your intelligence and your strength to transform society. In one fell swoop you'll suppress all crime. And your work, in attacking causes, will be greater and more fruitful than your justice, which belittles itself in punishing its effects.
		-- Ravachol 
 So that is why anarchists keep coming back to the question of what anarchism is. Because anarchism is not a political movement. Or rather it is, but only in a minor aspect.
		-- Alfredo Bonanno 
 Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. 
 In America, the president reigns for four years, and journalism governs for ever and ever.
		-- Oscar Wilde 
 Hanged in Chicago, beheaded in Germany, garroted in Jerez, shot in Barcelona, guillotined in Montbrison and in Paris, our dead are many; but you have not been able to destroy anarchy.
		-- Emile Henry 
 Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator. 
 Private capitalism, condemned by history, only survives today thanks to the arms race on the one hand, and the comparative failure of state communism on the other.
		-- Daniel Guerin 
 Revolution that divests itself of ethical values thereby lays the foundation of injustice, deceit, and oppression for the future society.
		-- Emma Goldman 
 You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. 
 Basically, revolutionaries never go far enough, and if they're not going to go far enough, they should stop upsetting people. Or killing them, for that matter.
		-- Bob Black 
 No one should ever work... In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working.
		-- Bob Black 
 A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price. 
 In anarchy, there are as many "moralities" as there are anarchists, taken individually, or groups or associations of anarchists. Thus, in anarchy, one is amoral.
		-- Emile Armand 
 Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
		-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" 
 Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now). 
 No one wants a boss, to be a boss, to work under a boss. The people you like working with are the people you respect as individuals.
		-- Alan Moore 
 Caution: Keep out of reach of children. 
 Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
		-- J.P. Donleavy 
 Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments. 
 The two principles referred to are authority and liberty, and the names of the two schools of socialistic thought which fully and unreservedly represent one or the other of them are, respectively, state socialism and anarchism.
		-- Benjamin Tucker 
 Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon. 
 Q:	Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:	He found out what "kimosabe" really means. 
 Q:	What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A:	A nervous wreck. 
 As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.
		-- Mikhail Bakunin 
 You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive. 
 It's how I get your dad to suck my dick. 
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