@425a31b8 
I await the breathless news report that this demonstrates consciousness. 

 @b541bfe5 @ded2e305 
People gotta realize corporations never keep "promises." 

It's in a contract or it's nonsense. If there are no enforceable repercussions, it's just leverage.

Never believe a corporation. Not ever. 

 @2a70c54d 
* Employment is a tour of duty. 
* It's a sports team, not a "family."
* "Free market" works both ways.
* Your employer doesn't give a crap about you, even if you're friends.

"Loyalty" shouldn't even come into it. You're a mercenary. Employers are neither kings nor countries.