You ever get so lonely you make a cheesecake?
Weird to be 30 and have those my age start to wake up and feel now how I felt around 12-13. The p...
@eaa154b7 I feel like I had my midlife crisis at 20. It’s weird seeing grown adults with “teenage angst”
Watching cooking shows while drinking is just porn for your stomach
If you don’t fuck with broccoli cheddar I don’t fuck with you
I need a drink of something fast
From tip to butt of Ohio without stopping
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@80bd1492 @eaa154b7 I used to be a hardcore gin purist. Over the last few years I’ve made some dynamite gin that was mostly citrus based. Mixes great with champagne.
nostr:npub1aw6zace7yrfk9zfegscyzurz4l7re4gxnhc724zjzx2v7pzjkgzs44gtmz I hate gin 🥴
@eaa154b7 gin is 30% of my diet. Mint chocolate chip ice cream is the other 70%
Nothing like getting blasted on gin with your grandma on a Monday
"Pacific Ocean" has three Cs that all sound different.
@a06073b3 I just said Pacific Ocean 4 times over and it blew my mind
If a late night drunken cigarette is wrong I don’t want to be right
Sometimes being a drifter seems like a pretty good life
If I have you on my fantasy football team you’re gonna blow an Achilles
How the fuck is the war in Ukraine not over?
@60d98082 $
I might be a little drunk
Never trust a hiccup
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