#NutzInYourMouth #RIP #RestInPeaceAustinReeves
https://video.nostr.build/d152afa1c0a519da7062748568eb71c809c1daf3d04f891be6cd72895f26087e.mp4


#anthonyedwards #rip #ripjohncollins

https://video.nostr.build/b6441eccb33b7c1f1997907308687d402e818398d3def57c7e5a0798da5b3265.mp4


#anthonyedwards

https://video.nostr.build/b6441eccb33b7c1f1997907308687d402e818398d3def57c7e5a0798da5b3265.mp4


Nah, I followed the instructions to flash the SD card. Running a Pi4 and 1TB usb ssd


I mentioned on community.umbrel.com but nothing either


Not as of yet and I actually can't even ssh into it


So got my apps rugged and Umbrel isn't recognizing my SSD after the umbrelOS 1.0.0 update nostr:npub1aghreq2dpz3h3799hrawev5gf5zc2kt4ch9ykhp9utt0jd3gdu2qtlmhct

https://media1.tenor.com/m/spSgkqK707kAAAAd/ok-all.gif

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First 100 people who repost this will get total of absolutely nothing!

#Bitcoin and #Nostr are winning.

Early reposts will get more.


Appreciate it, I actually have experience doing that... Had to move hardware a couple years ago... Hopefully they'll be an easier way


Yeah, I'm im with you... If I ever got back into the lightning game seriously I would have better hardware and redundancy


So got my apps rugged and Umbrrl isn't recognizing my SSD after the umbrelOS 1.0.0 update nostr:npub1aghreq2dpz3h3799hrawev5gf5zc2kt4ch9ykhp9utt0jd3gdu2qtlmhct

https://media1.tenor.com/m/spSgkqK707kAAAAd/ok-all.gif

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It asked me to create a new account, apps aren't showing, and doesn't recognize my SSD anymore... Running a Pi 4... Any suggestions?


Did you just reinstall all your apps and did they recognize your old data? I'm not even seeing my SSD recognized anymore tf??


Lame... Apps got rugged


:Gigachad:


Does he hook up Nostriches for free tho 😅😅


Be there change you want to see in the world


Can you hook me up? I'll pay for shipping?


Oooof flashing my sd card as I write this and have a Pi 4 🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂


😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AXI0maAJIRMAAAAd/oh-come-on-drinking.gif


:PepeLaugh:


Yes, love hearing from guinea pigs first... Commencing update!


It’s time to take back control.

Run your own home cloud, Bitcoin node, media server, VPN, and more. Ditch the cloud. Self-host everything.

And now do all that in an environment that's more stunning and performant than ever.

umbrelOS 1.0. Out now for Raspberry Pi 4, Pi 5 and Umbrel Home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-vmmboobEM


:Kek Laugh:


Ngl, drank too much all weekend for St. Patty's...fiat mining as well


Hey Nostr, we are working on improving the onboarding experience within Primal, and could use your help. Please shill us the best accounts to follow in the following categories:

art
bitcoin
finance
fitness
food
fun & memes
gaming
human rights
music
news
nostr
photography
sports
tech
travel

Also shill us any categories we didn’t cover that already have good content.

Our criteria for suggested accounts to follow: the account needs to be actively posting high signal content on nostr. Our current working list is available below. Please tell us who we missed:

https://listr.lol/npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg


Boating accident, so prolly a couple weeks old


:PepeWhy:


This is getting painted in Nashville on West End RIGHT NOW!!

LETS GO!!! https://i.nostr.build/3PPMZ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/yqqj5.jpg https://i.nostr.build/vGGVa.jpg


Is this now a black and white Crocs thread?

Yes, yes it is

 https://image.nostr.build/28ff342e83130c1c0b2d114f12937d8cad34279415fcef2e8971e668b1cd5b65.jpg


*LAYER


The world hasn't realized that we've already established Galt's Gultch in cyberspace with #Bitcoin as our permissionless monetary later and #Nostr as our censorship resistant communication later.

Few.


:Math Pepe:


Actually a good question... Kinda stopped following it after a day or so


Robosat's federation layer is officially out! 🚀 We invest a lot of work and love on this one 😃 https://github.com/RoboSats/robosats/releases/tag/v0.6.0-alpha


Ahh yes young Padawan, tis before your time here. It's trivial to make new npub/accounts, so when zaps were being implemented some scammers would create a "girl" profile and say they were new here to get bitcoin

Here's"her" npub nostr:npub1drkv6h6k47s3fc40f0h884m6qr256kvrqvhc0p6wtrg9ywp9tt5qf3tgev


Leverage getting absolutely wiped today. You love to see it.


:PepeLaugh:


## PSA: Announcing Wikifreedia 0.0.6

Codename: WOT-ALL-THE-THINGS

* Categories!
Q: "What is deemed to be a category?"
A: "Whatever *you*, and your web-of-trust, deem to be a category."

Decentralization includes no top-down decision of what **categories** should or shouldn't exist.

* Further decentralize by allowing users to indicate which relays they want to use for wiki entries.

https://wikifreedia.xyz

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--y6ia7GKLqg/UnlSC-cVu4I/AAAAAAAABkQ/S4e1XT4zicQ/s1600/do-all-the-things.jpg


:Gigachad:


Touch grass

 https://image.nostr.build/fdc9ea9e0a6071f1860d9e0720417ea55d10c927dc52d030bb20c11a7145d717.jpg


HARVEY ELLIOTT

#YNWA #Liverpool #LFC


MAN NEWS: Literally brought tears to my eyes. Absolutely beautiful. 🥹

https://cdn.satellite.earth/7955c05276dde4ac05e995753acd46c964b71f35df0e12db704025dc0999bce6.mp4


H/T nostr:npub1hea99yd4xt5tjx8jmjvpfz2g5v7nurdqw7ydwst0ww6vw520prnq6fg9v2


Best in the game


Bitcoiners are my tribe

#plebchain


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1268712289


#YNWA #Liverpool


Amen


First million people who repost this will get 0 sats.


Next time I'm staying for this


GrapheneOS Current Android QPR2 Bluetooth Compatibility statement:

Due to mainline modules, the Stock Pixel OS is currently using a much older release of the Bluetooth module than the current release in the Android Open Source Project without current security patches. We believe this is the reason for remaining issues not occurring for stock.

The remaining compatibility issues with a small number of devices such as the past couple generations of Galaxy Watch hardware appear to be the consequence of the March security patches and other changes in QPR2. There's a solid chance the Bluetooth devices are what's buggy.

GrapheneOS is on Bluetooth module version 990090000 from the Android 14 QPR2 release. Stock Pixel OS is still using 341313030, without tags available for that. Needs to be addressed even if simply by tagging the older Bluetooth module release being separately built/shipped.


First 100 people who repost this will get total of 10,000 No-KYC sats.

#Bitcoin and #Nostr are winning.

Early reposts will get more.


Bitcoin Black Mirror: not a prediction or financial advice, this is for entertainment purposes only

Bitcoin moons to 690,420 cuck bucks, the FED pulls the liquidity rug. Jerome starts QT’ing to the max as congress balances the budget.   Banks fail, grandmas retirement goes poof, they let loose the hounds of media propaganda. Bitcoin is blamed for financial crisis 2.0.

 On Friday the 13th 13% of us get black bagged and deposited in the nearest volcano while the rest of y’all get sent to the gulag for forced labor (hand knitting rainbow colored polyester covid face masks for dogs).

Meanwhile they 6102 the ETFs and close all on-ramps while criminalizing math and other stuff.

As the price nukes, Peter Schiff and Kramer both flip bullish at the same time thus condemning humanity to 1000 years of darkness.

The cascading collapse continues apace.

 nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx gets a haircut and starts buttoning all his buttons.
 nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m starts showing emotion on a daily basis.
Craig Wright is recognized as the world’s foremost expert in samurai sword fighting.  nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p and  nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg are his two star pupils and become bitter rivals as the vie for his attention and praise.
 nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc changes his name to Ffs and forsakes his green suit for his birthday suit. Privacy be damned.
 nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a and  nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z start a paid group offering inside scoops on the next hot NFT project.
 nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe starts a hot air balloon tourism company as he daily extolls the benefit’s of inflation to the masses.
 nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs goes back to school for an MBA and becomes an accountant.

 nostr:npub1hk0tv47ztd8kekngsuwwycje68umccjzqjr7xgjfqkm8ffcs53dqvv20pf runs for office.
 nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn's fuzzy hair falls out revealing that his skin is actually green.  He stops believing.

 nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 starts making calculators.

 nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft stops working altogether.
 nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy finally starts zapping but no one cares.
 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and  nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 get jobs at Facebook and really enjoy the free lunches and other perks.
 nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 pivots to making videos explaining how to pair your wifi printer to your laptop over tor.
  nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 renounces Creed and starts brewing kombucha
.
 nostr:npub1ejvhdkt8ppefezgz0sgnwdqrn8l4z8muws2k8dz2tv0a57ac2z9st56q8x goes vegan.
 nostr:npub1w69ya7xs697hk3hky3gllryz8rwverfa0ylz89chf9qnhfcskc2s64zltw is the last daily active user utilizing nostr

The world gradually then suddenly slips into the abyss and a million years later aliens are befuddled at the only remains of a brief dream of a bright orange future:

a stash of 21 bright orange plastic hand grenades with a strange symbol on them buried in what used to be  nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj backyard with a bunch of random words inside…


Choose Purchasing Power Appreciation.

#ChoosePPA

#Bitcoin


How about mid level project manager, product manager, functional analyst, or business analyst?


:Kek Laugh:


:PepeLaugh:


SPECIAL DELIVERY!
#BITCOIN https://image.nostr.build/d66365bc322fe674302a336eb6f46bec5540c3681d5f4bcb604a5e5ee604cfb9.jpg


And then

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OwlLbgioxjIAAAAC/grievous-star-wars.gif


They won't know they are running it 😉


:Rick Roll:


I’m not interested in rebuilding existing systems. I choose the harder path. The path is a bit treacherous but the destination will be worth it.


:Gigachad:


The Primal web app has just been updated. Here’s what we have for you:

- Improved performance
- New note reactions dialog
- Automatic redirect from the new landing page

Try it out and let us know how we can further improve. 🫡


Zap nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s... He created them

https://media1.tenor.com/m/g9NxKR6WgVkAAAAC/jack-nicholson-yes.gif


comment and repost the post i will zap you 💜⚡💜


Here for the sats


All those things are great to hear... The only other thing I can offer is keeping you both in my prayers 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


Wanted to follow up on this... Not sure if y'all approached marriage from the Christian perspective but I'm going to post this anyways...

This is the Douay-Rheims version (I like the Old English)

3 Let the husband render the debt to his wife, and the wife also in like manner to the husband.

4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

5 Defraud not one another, except, perhaps, by consent, for a time, that you may give yourselves to prayer; and return together again, lest Satan tempt you for your incontinency.


BASED


The man, the myth, the legend... nostr:npub1k92qsr95jcumkpu6dffurkvwwycwa2euvx4fthv78ru7gqqz0nrs2ngfwd nice meeting you bro!

Also shout-out to nostr:npub1073vwazf6l6d5d55xh2zy7ynkf3lgd7cdceq7qjepwen3s675p7qjrr9cw for a cool presentation about Bitcoin Jungle... It's now on my Bitcoin tourism bucket list

And of course shout-out to nostr:npub1c0r3ytrr4afgrlhrhyec6y9wvkckdllx7ul3cfevtsgjqcrhx8tsdzqs7w for the meetup

Sorry I Irish goodbyed (Happy St. Patty's weekend) but I'll check y'all next month

 https://image.nostr.build/de00844e12fb1d95e414ad7ce973699735e363ea97497dfc180fe3ddd1d77b15.jpg


Not married so can't really speak on it, but have you had the conversation with her?


:Kek Laugh:


:PepeLaugh:


#LIVERPOOL RUNNING RIOT


We have a new Mostro version 0.10.0, we put a lot of work on this version, a huge refactoring of mostro core library and Mostro daemon changing from our specs from camel case to kebab case, you can see the final version is our documentation site.

Another important feature is that now buyers that had an issue getting their payment can add a new invoice to get their funds back, so far this is only available on mostro-cli but it will be working pretty soon on mostro web

More details on the new version here

https://github.com/MostroP2P/mostro/releases/tag/v0.10.0

Documentation here

https://mostro.network/messages/


Stronger side than I expected considering we're up 5-1 on aggregate

#Liverpool #LFC #EuropaLeague #UptheReds

 https://image.nostr.build/3511667f3a15c08f5e302b634fb92a2d9f7e5312ae469bf10b1c4294ce70d31c.jpg


:Big Brain:


👀👀 36.88%


Welcome! Where are the cute homesteaders in real life??


With a side of DN?


:Gigachad:


Anyone use this? What are your thoughts?

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Incoming private Google Drive alternative on Nostr.
nostr:nevent1qqsqqxjp8xmg0ndsm9veqnkrk9safntns57p8dv3t9z0k8evyyrlqjgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyqqqqqzlslmyxswzztxf84kzvmqr4e6jcqnxpeu2dks5ynmmqhz8qqcyqqqqqqgs732q0


Time for the side hustle...


Some say he can de-gay nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8Y4tlL5MQFEAAAAC/dune-dune-part-2.gif


When that nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 update drops

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dzbeZNHJztkAAAAC/antonio-banderas-oh-yeah.gif

nostr:nevent1qqsw3hc8m7anpr7tv8ku3vptrdzmm0m3ju0u7ekvdlkvqekq0c3t2vqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyq6d9af8fuv43lxjevjx8k474h0c5g0cft8yysw63zqz80c9ejqf2qcyqqqqqqg4wh5j8


new  nostr:npub1e2wk36e9vg8uw40phrrkkhc4tax8a9ken3fjcyy63vmdyz9aee2sk9el27 banger just dropped #hfsp 😂
https://v.nostr.build/nWrME.mp4


The judge just ruled from the bench.

CRAIG WRIGHT IS NOT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO

Further findings of fraud etc will come in the written judgment.

Welcome to law.


Why doesn't the project have its own npub? Why are you using centralized platform to post content? Shouldn't the project ethos align with Bitcoin's (i.e. freedom tech)?


Released an #0xchat Android crash fix update that resolves the issue of crashing when moving from background to foreground. If you've encountered this problem, please update the app. If you have any other issues, feel free to contact me.

https://github.com/0xchat-app/0xchat-app-main/releases/download/v1.2.6-release.2/v1.2.6-release.2.apk

Additionally, v1.2.7 is in progress, with new updates coming soon :)


Miyazaki is a genius


We are all collywobble


Atlas Shrugged


https://media1.tenor.com/m/qAvgtStZEw4AAAAC/trump-donald.gif

Not a bot


Health is wealth... Welcome!


You have a profile pic... Already ahead of 90% of the newbies... Welcome!


Psst, you're taking to a bot


You related to nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe? 🤔🤔🤔


Welcome to freedom tech


UFC 299 was a decent card... Trump appearance made it better


BTC, there is no second best


Welcome nostr:npub1ypp34hzy6529gja9sprpeuun5ra4juxzyqzhfux5uecraudkruzs4dglye... We Make America Great Again by opting out of USD and buying BTC instead


It was the rose colored glasses...

But f the paranoid, they're prolly the real psyops... Nostriches salute you!


:PepeLaugh:


:peepoClap:


Sounds good... looking forward to meeting you!


What's really good nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8 and nostr:npub1k92qsr95jcumkpu6dffurkvwwycwa2euvx4fthv78ru7gqqz0nrs2ngfwd?? nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf and I are going to nostr:npub1c0r3ytrr4afgrlhrhyec6y9wvkckdllx7ul3cfevtsgjqcrhx8tsdzqs7w's San Diego Bitcoiners Meetup tomorrow... See y'all there??


Some choice words from COPA's closing arguments:

"it is clearer than ever – clear beyond doubt – that Dr Wright is not Satoshi Nakamoto."

"Dr Wright has been shown to have lied on an extraordinary scale, and it is difficult to think of a precedent for what he has done."

"He has invented an entire biographical history, producing one tranche after another of forged documents to support it."

"Even when the extent of his dishonesty and forgery was exposed to him in cross-examination, he doubled down, forging further documents during the trial"

"In short, he has attempted a very serious fraud upon the Court. To give fair warning, COPA will ask after judgment that the papers be referred to the Director of Public Prosecutions for consideration of prosecution for the offences of perjury and perverting the course of justice."

Judgment and consequences are coming. https://image.nostr.build/4c4d0c8ea62c2e297606b7a608b71c1f6bff728ceb3ff1847213dd907758953f.png


Did she actually say this??

Sooo fine


I heard the DN one was pretty good


:POGGERS:


:Gigachad:


Wait cooked in peanut butter?!


Always be sunning your balls frens

nostr:nevent1qqsd7dercc47xxxfkucc6ra64y54qp7tkw2tgzam7sjvm4vzlsdyu9cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpw3089yrxevywh53dq9cnrumurcas5qkd34g88d7ppxsye4ddcs2qvzqqqqqqyjghf30


https://media1.tenor.com/m/pUkrhuWwHjQAAAAC/i-got-you.gif

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/jimmy-barbecue-cherizier-haiti-gang-violence-b2511850.html


:Rick Roll:


Indeed, ideally you'd be sending zaps from your own node


Chill and use fake data


If any ts devs wanna help me bankrupt glassnode by making Bitcoin analytics free and open source, please contribute 🫡

https://github.com/utxo-one/bitcoin-analytics-api


You're a DIYer...

https://arewecoolyet.wtf/


Happy Birthday  nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg! 🎂

We launched Primal one year ago today, after about 1.5 months of coding. Check out my elaborate announcement below.

Its' been a crazy year; so much has happened. Both Nostr and Primal have a lot of momentum now. Next year is going to be insane.  We are super-grateful to be on this journey with all of you. 💜

nostr:note1jqn2ap8475x7rxql9xsk0pgfyu08x4ye646nvxx8rqekydclu9tqg93jwz


Dating apps are a sh!tcoin


:LMAO Pepe:


Notes and other stuff transmitted by retards 🫡


:PepeLaugh:


:Kek Laugh:


:Big Brain:


What were these shot with?


:Gigachad:


Correct, does not perfect people in this world


After months of work, I've discovered a way to build Chaumian Ecash mints on Lightning that don't hold the users' funds.

It's not clear to me yet whether this can actually be made useful or it's only theoretically possible but the sheer possibility makes me incredibly excited.


#tunestr

 Turn the bass up 🔊🔊🔊

https://song.link/us/i/1440841379


#GrapheneOS version 2024031100 released:

This fixes several small regressions causes by the transition  over to Android 14 QPR2 while defaulting our new USB-C port control feature and additional integration of ARMv9 security features.

See the changes:

- toggle USB port after device unlock to automatically detect a device plugged in while it was in charging-only mode while locked, etc.

- Tensor Pixels: change default mode for our USB-C port control feature able to truly disable USB at a hardware level to "Charging-only when locked, except before first unlock" (doesn't apply to connections that were made before locking or first unlock) which can be changed by users in Settings > Security > USB-C port

- fix Wi-Fi auto-turn-off issues leading to it not triggering in certain cases caused by backwards incompatible changes in Android 14 QPR2

- Pixel 8, Pixel 8 Pro: fix enabling DisplayPort alternate mode support

- Pixel 8, Pixel 8 Pro: fully enable PAC and BTI for userspace too, especially since ShadowCallStack is not currently used in userspace and Clang type-based CFI is only used for a large subset of the important userspace code

- GmsCompatConfig: update to version 98

- improve internal infrastructure used by GrapheneOS features

https://grapheneos.org/releases#2024031100

#security #privacy


#ProTip - if you have Strike and you wanna buy something from a merchant that offers a discount for paying in corn, use strike to fill an invoice from your cuckbuck balance

You spend cuckbucks, they get corn, you get the stuff, everyone is happy


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z already has


"wen lightning?"

Well, today.

100,000 Relai users now have access to ultra-fast and cheap #bitcoin transactions.

Just update your app 📲

To celebrate, paste an LN invoice for the 1K below, and we'll pay the fastest 10!⚡
 https://image.nostr.build/a39073063d3bd2b27ac9205501c682a0f076c9dfc46e72e4c73ae62f6d97075c.jpg


GOOD MORNING #NOSTR

New #bitcoin stickers will be available by the end of the month 👀 https://image.nostr.build/d54e9c392c186ab11e9bfe27844d08c7e531bc9bc17b6a1ec6ea0072e766db5a.jpg


BASED


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_Time_to_Be_Alive

?


I will pray for their soul 🙏🏼


#Catholic


ZEUS v0.8.2-rc2 is now available for testing. This version will be submitted to app stores.

## v0.8.2 Highlights

- 0-conf LSP support for LND REST connections
- Point of Sale: Print receipts [Android]
- Multi-currency conversion tool
- 33 new fiat currency conversions
- Enhanced wallet recovery interface
- Default channel opening settings
- New success animation on Send/Receive
- New invoice expiration picker interface
- LND v0.17.4

## Links

Release notes: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases/tag/v0.8.2-rc2

ZEUS documentation: https://docs.zeusln.app/
Embedded node FAQ: https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq

Android

Universal APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-rc2-universal.apk
arm64-v8a APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-rc2-arm64-v8a.apk
Manifest: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-rc2.txt
Manifest Signature: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-rc2.txt.sig

iOS

Apple TestFlight: https://testflight.apple.com/join/vVnODWoi
IPA: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.2-rc2.ipa

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Registered via npub 🫡🫡🫡


Sh!tcoin...whey protein isolate or just eat protein


Time to sack up bro


:Gigachad:


:peepoClap:


Strike is now available in Hawaii! Hawaii users get all of Strike: Buy and sell Bitcoin, direct deposit, wire transfers, free on-chain payments, fiat over Lightning, cross-border payments, some of the cheapest fees in the game, and more.

Strike's expansion continues. We want to be in every market in the world and be the best at Bitcoin.

Back to shipping. Next announcement in a few days.

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Told nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf and another friend that I'd give them $100 of bitcoin if I blazed the chronic again (because I have had trouble abusing it in the past)

BUT IF THE HALVING HAPPENS ON 4/20 I'M ROLLING UP A FATTY


Yeah but they don't have this

nostr:naddr1qq0xummnw3ez6urvv438xtt9v9exc7fdv9jx7ur5v4ez6vfsxqcqygpcwxh6j7hpmwdwh488gezsmde6e45gesspdzkj9feksfmupwmdsupsgqqqw5usctla5p


Launching Country Pages and the Country Leaderboard!

You can now track merchant adoption on a per-country basis and help verify and maintain the data for *your* country.
 https://image.nostr.build/6ddb2951a1adad1629881574a6f96b8ce98c258b228b67a00d243e78f063bf0d.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/455c7d92671fa3f77e15bb8abcd027a9d1e751807c68818ee138ba4dc978455f.jpg

https://btcmap.org/countries

https://btcmap.org/countries/leaderboard


:PepeLaugh:


GM!

To everyone buying #Bitcoin here at ATH:

You are so fucking early. Congrats 🤝


The Rock

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fAeiH83I2w0AAAAd/the-rock-know-your-role.gif


Would No-Coiners sell right now, if they had any #Bitcoin ? 🤔 https://video.nostr.build/49ba6cc7fd68342b03f5f880e603a314d0b186bef06bb46c607584ddc67fefa5.mp4


Can't wait for him to knock Jake Paul tf out


SUPER BULLISH on IRL #Bitcoiners 🧡

Something just hits different having a real conversation with people who understand #Bitcoin. People who are seeing some of the same things happening in the world around us. It’s almost as if I can be more honest and open with a Bitcoiner that I just met, than with some ‘normie’ friends who will just never get it.

The vibe of hope and positivity that comes from speaking to other Bitcoiners in person is unmatched IMO. There’s the feeling that we are not alone, that there are real people out there as crazy as we are (we’re not just a bunch of anons on the internet), and that together anything is possible.

We are winning. 🤙 nostr:note1m8jaekrztrrqg7r9nmj5qrwqxsjxe7v0wm5u89tj4kwlhwkhffsqzjg98k


#LFC #Liverpool #PremierLeague

Biggest game of the year... Klopp bringing Salah off the bench...UP THE REDS!

https://image.nostr.build/6c8ba630f6bd2d698bad2cc901a36936c8394b98ee63837f73e89a85f9c563f5.jpg


Trump in the house! #UFC299


Faraday cages?


UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA TARHEELS

REGULAR SEASON ACC CHAMPIONS


:pepeJAM:


A good one


:Gigachad:


Greatest rivalry in sports, don't @ me

#UniversityofNorthCarolina #Carolina #Tarheels #GoHeels

 https://image.nostr.build/38a924d0a9446a39cf86c18e6326dbbb87f00f1f9927e25a68933ab4b46a48d6.jpg


PLAYED FOOTY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MY ACL SURGERY WITH nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf!  DAMN IT FELT GREAT PLAYING THE BEAUTIFUL GAME AGAIN!


699. Sensei's lesson https://image.nostr.build/ca41c3e64de35e57ba1425fe525acf193243e7c33eeb84ce42b57ee20b8b61c2.jpg


Portal: Mobile-native Hardware Wallet by TwentyTwo Devices

"Why yet another hardware wallet? Because we think none of the existing ones are both safe and easy to use with smartphones. So we've made our own. Portal is built around NFC, not only to talk to a phone, but also to power itself! No cables, no batteries, just wireless magic."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/portal-by-twentytwo-devices/


:PepeLaugh:


Dragon Ball was such a big part of my childhood. RIP Akira Toriyama. https://video.nostr.build/12183f6ea10720a3749e1183a9cb9c4493f39c50dabc2956f09ac8bb64d20148.mp4


Don't get too distracted with the #Bitcoin  Price. Research dollar cost averaging. https://image.nostr.build/1a05635c8db61c61020e9cfe3639d0fd4bf3a16fb77e1e19b51a87fd4ac051d1.jpg


ZEUS v0.8.2-rc1 is now available for testing

## v0.8.2 Highlights

- 0-conf LSP support for LND REST connections
- Point of Sale: Print receipts [Android]
- Multi-currency conversion tool
- 33 new fiat currency conversions
- Enhanced wallet recovery interface
- Default channel opening settings
- New success animation on Send/Receive
- New invoice expiration picker interface
- LND v0.17.4

## Links

Release notes: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases/tag/v0.8.2-rc1

ZEUS documentation: https://docs.zeusln.app/
Embedded node FAQ: https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq
Fee structure: https://docs.zeusln.app/lsp/fees

Android

Universal APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-rc1-universal.apk
arm64-v8a APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-rc1-arm64-v8a.apk
Manifest: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-rc1.txt
Manifest Signature: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-rc1.txt.sig

iOS

Apple TestFlight: https://testflight.apple.com/join/vVnODWoi
IPA: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.2-rc1.ipa

https://image.nostr.build/2c58b62cf07d020dc44d75eab36b91db5763513545bd12df810f37eb17468eb2.png


:Eye Pepe:


Well boys... It's been a long road but this is a functional firearm. All that's left is to test. After a successful test day at the range, new paint job. #gunstr Boosts appreciated.  Reach encourages me to make more content with this thing and more like it. #pewpew  https://i.nostr.build/5KXw.jpg

(Let me know if I should include any other hashtags)


Congrats!


:LMAO Pepe:


Sure but I think he would have rugged us a while ago if that was his m.o.


I think software updates and bug fixes are usually a good thing


Looks like Sparrow 1.8.4 is out

Thank you nostr:npub1hea99yd4xt5tjx8jmjvpfz2g5v7nurdqw7ydwst0ww6vw520prnq6fg9v2!


🌽
nostr:nevent1qqsyt0m7njvlmsa3nyct34ye2xf5dsjnlkuum9khgwhahky6kdfyptgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqxyst5996c36hqdf3w5cckpt6h6h7fgxc6uq3yzlckvatg9j9xcgqvzqqqqqqyj5cers


The difference was some made art and some made cartoons


:peepoClap:


Which pier?


:Gigachad:


NEW NOSTR CLIENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/99223753/223734919-ee5fc4d0-ee89-409c-a7c8-1848310bb92d.png

ONOSENDAI オノセンダイ
a cyberspace client for the one true metaverse: nostr

🌌 https://onosendai.tech 🌌 (hint: in alpha. desktop/android works best right now)

ONOSENDAI visualizes objects on the nostr protocol in an interactive 3D world referred to as 'cyberspace'.

⚡ Semantic Coordinate System (✅)

Each nostr note (kind 1) is assigned a 3D point in cyberspace based on the _meaning_ of its content using a 256-bit simhash. This unbiased algorithm maps all notes to a 3D universe you can explore.

⚡ Proof of Work for Localization of Constructs (wip🛠)

Placing 3D objects in Cyberspace is a self-evident necessity. Kind 10333 notes may be published with content set to a common 3D format to create public 3D visualizations. Proof of work can be utilized to mine the event ID hash which determines the coordinate location. Proof of work is the only way to claim cyberspace real estate.

⚡ Presence (wip🛠)

Ephemeral events could be used to *optionally* share your current position in cyberspace so that other users can visualize your movement and interact with you.

💡 Rationale

Cyberspace (in this context) is an early-internet trope from the 80s. It's an enthusiastic and naive speculation on the future of network-connected computers and how humans might use them. Ultimately, instead of interacting in 3D virtual spaces, humans ended up interacting via documents in web browsers which is much more practical and efficient than 3D visualizations.

Besides the problem of visualizing content, there are several more critical problems with the concept of cyberspace that are rarely (if ever) addressed in fiction:

- Who hosts it?
- Who decides how it looks?
- Who owns the content?
- Who makes the rules?
- Who assigns the space?
- Who controls it?

These questions are answered satisfactorily in the era of bitcoin and nostr:

- Who hosts it? nostr relays
- Who decides how it looks? nostr clients like ONOSENDAI
- Who owns the content? users cryptographically own their content
- Who makes the rules? open source consensus
- Who assigns the space? an impartial algorithm + proof of work
- Who controls it? 🖕NOBODY🖕

In my opinion, it is only in the context of bitcoin and nostr that something like cyberspace could make sense. Without the decentralized properties of nostr and bitcoin, cyberspace is just another 3D game owned by a company. However, when cyberspace is decentralized, enforces property rights, responds to proof of work, and enables instant value transfer, it becomes something entirely different.

Because cyberspace inherits all of these unique properties from nostr and because value transfer can be executed in cyberspace through bitcoin lightning, I argue that it is time for humanity to take another look at this dusty old concept and start exploring it with renewed interest.

I, unlike many metaverse enthusiasts, have a strong moral preference for reality over illusion. The idealized metaverse or cyberspace worlds that Meta and the like want to build are nothing more than a drug used to extract resources from miserable VR-goggled souls. That is the fiat version of cyberspace and it sucks. I am not interested in building clever simulations that seek to replace reality. I want to build tools that enable people to connect and be more productive. I want to open up new channels for communication, innovation, and human flourishing in reality.

Cyberspace is a new way to visualize the new paradigm for digital communication and property. It is wholly based around cryptography and digital ownership. If not for these things, cyberspace would be irrelevant.

A cyberspace built on decentralized protocols and sound money — nostr and bitcoin — has the potential to be something innovative, healthy, and ultimately productive for humanity. Cyberspace can be something where wealth is not extracted but rather generated by work and free markets. Cyberspace could be a new medium of connection built on sound principles that can enable humanity to do new things not previously dreamed of.

If it were not for the profound inventions of bitcoin and nostr, these aspirations would be nothing but ludicrous and delusional. In fact, any metaverse or cyberspace built outside of the context of bitcoin and nostr are delusional at best and Machiavellian at worst. Spoiler: it's the latter in most cases. But we have the opportunity to build something better. We have the winning hand. Let's make it happen.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Let's build. Read lots more and contribute at https://github.com/arkin0x/ONOSENDAI

Made with love posthaste,
arkinox

PS - I'd rather have reposts than zaps! Tell your friends! Thank you! 💜

https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/99223753/223145715-31174a68-9bc5-4c06-abb2-5f3a1e1352a6.mp4


:Kek Laugh:


:PepeLaugh:


Don't forget to sun your balls anon!


nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en has free DCA purchases after the first week


Christianity isn't supposed to make the person perfect but a better person


These stickers are in production now!

So excited for these 🔥 nostr:note198e72plw6accqe062n82vhd4cdj82w0wh82zg5l2x6pcxklucwnqkcyve2


✨ Multinuteral payments – Pay a single Lightning invoice from Ecash balances on multiple Cashu mints.

We use Lightning multi-path payments (MPP) to achieve atomicity.

This has wild implications for UX and privacy and is a significant breakthrough for Cashu.

Most Cashu wallets have multiple small ecash balances across mints to minimize the custodial risk.

Paying a large LN invoice, however, was a pain. Amounts larger than any of your ecash balances required a multi-mint swap first (swap ecash across mints via LN).

Not anymore!

Instead of one big LN payment, wallets could send multiple small ones from a dozen different mints all running their own LN node.

Either all payments succeed, or all fail. The mints don't communicate with each other. Receiver doesn't notice anything.

Imagine the beauty of this.

This eliminates the need for inter-mint coin control almost entirely. Wallets could show the user one unified balance across all mints and handle it all hidden away from the user.

You simply scan an invoice and an orchestra of Ecash mints and Lightning nodes begin their play.

This is yet another cool example of how ecash can significantly improve the safety and security of custodial Lightning wallets.

The deep integration of Cashu with Lightning makes this possible. And we have more ideas.

https://m.primal.net/HiqI.mp4


Appreciate this


What is #cyberspace?

❌ it is NOT a game
❌ it is NOT a simulation of reality
❌ it is NOT a catch-all term for "the internet" or digital worlds in general
✅ it IS a specific, finite digital space
✅ it is ONLY accessible via a thermodynamic protocol
✅ it IS a new unique addition to reality that was not previously accessible before this protocol existed
✅ NOTHING can happen in cyberspace unless PROOF OF WORK happens in reality

Just as the bitcoin protocol created a new scarce digital resource hidden in time, cyberspace creates a new scarce digital space accessible and formable by energy expenditure.

Digital things are like ideas — they are not real unless you put work into them.

Satoshis are real because they are created through proof-of-work. They become more desirable and more real as more proof-of-work is applied to their creation (hashpower increase across the network)

Similarly, digital objects in cyberspace are real because they cannot exist without the expenditure of proof-of-work.

This is just a short explanation to bring clarity to some frequent questions I get. Please share if you find it interesting, and please ask if you have questions!

The protocol:
https://github.com/arkin0x/cyberspace


#GrapheneOS: #Google has awarded bounties of $5000, $3000 and $250 for our 3 vulnerability reports related to physical data extraction attack vectors. Both $5000 and $3000 issues are being exploited in the wild. $250 bounty is for a minor issue we found while doing general USB hardening work.

Most serious issue is the one with a $3000 bounty. We provided proof of in the wild exploitation and a proposal for preventing exploiting the class of vulnerabilities which is being implemented. For the one they're awarding $5000, we weren't sure they'd even consider it a bug.

The most serious issue is likely only getting $3000 because we do not know the specific bug being exploited. It was classified a low quality report, not because we did a bad job but because we don't have that info. We did provide a way to prevent getting data by exploiting it.

Our proposal for preventing getting data by exploiting the main issue should ship as a Pixel firmware update next month and the feature will become one of our baseline hardware requirements. It's already harder to use it with GrapheneOS and we've made major recent improvements.

Our recent improvements:

1) New USB-C port control setting integrated into the USB-C controller driver to disable USB at a hardware level. It will become "Charging-only when locked, except before first unlock" by default" soon. Shipped in 2024022600: https://grapheneos.org/releases#2024022600

2) We reimplemented our auto-reboot feature with a more hardened implemented which can't be bypassed by crashing system processes. This starts a timer when the device is locked which reboots unless it's successfully unlocked first. Shipped in 2024011300: https://grapheneos.org/releases#2024011300

3) We reduced the default auto-reboot timer from 72 hours to 18 hours. This also shipped in 2024011300. 18 hours is enough that users don't encounter it in practice as long as they unlock their phone a couple times per day. Users who need max security can use 10 minutes.

4) We run a full compacting garbage collection in SystemUI and system_server when the device is locked. Android already does this after unlock to clear credentials. Goes well with our kernel zero-on-free since it zeroes the data. Shipped in 2024020500:
 https://grapheneos.org/releases#2024020500.

Our main proposal should ship for the Pixel firmware in April, resulting in the firmware's fastboot mode fully clearing all of the device's regular memory before enabling USB. We could implement the same thing for the OS to make sure there's no data left from an unclean reboot.

Forensic companies keep misrepresenting adding support for extracting data from GrapheneOS via ADB based on a user providing lock method as being something more in their marketing. This is start of our response. We'll be pushing for much bigger changes for Android and Pixels.

We fully intend to make the same proposals to other Android OEMs like Samsung. We're starting with Pixels because they're the devices we use due to their high level of security. We're also going to begin advocating for big changes like encrypted memory and funding PoC attacks.

We've been working on a duress PIN/password feature for a while that's nearly ready to ship. It's taking so long because we had to prevent bypasses impacting existing panic / duress wipe apps and OS features. We also decided to do the USB-C control and auto-reboot features first.

Since 2016, we've planned to support adding a PIN as a 2nd factor for fingerprint unlock. A new contributor has started working on this feature. We'll get it done after duress PIN/password. This will allow using passphrase primary unlock with fingerprint+PIN secondary unlock.


:Huh?:


Pro Op Sec Tip: Don't dox your full name to the Internet


#zapathon

https://media1.tenor.com/m/LLBiG9c0XG4AAAAC/judge-judy-times-up.gif


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1440929293


NUNEZ COOKING BEFORE THE MAN CITY GAME 🍳🍳🍳


💯💯 and Kelleher coming up big per usual


DAT NUNEZ ROCKET 🚀🚀🚀


#LFC #Liverpool #EuropaLeague

VVD being rested for Sunday?

 https://image.nostr.build/704b1f5d8459ce93b1ce3cb7f27788bf431f4149bbbcf2c35558c795549edb11.jpg


:PepeLaugh:


:Gigachad:


"They are me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty..." 🎶🎶


wut


Still need to see his newest movie Boy and the Heron


Wen nostr:npub1am3ermkr250dywukzqnaug64cred3x5jht6f3kdhfp3h0rgtjlpqecxrv7 integration nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr?


:Kek Laugh:


Zion does not play for the Hornets


Thoughts on Bitcoin?


Apothic Red 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


I am in a great phase of my life. My 50s are great. I am healthy and have a lovely family. I am very grateful…. However i have had many battles along the way. If you are in a battle right now, I’m always here as are many others. Give yourself time, it passes and / or it calms and the next phase appears. All i’ll say is stay present, don’t dwell. Share and never feel showing emotion it is weak. Far from it. It’s a super power to be real 🤙


“Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.”

— Matthew 13:9 https://image.nostr.build/0b31a031bf13f7f0c73cfc700dd953fbb814b66c4d2eda81696739d6e4d6ee3c.jpg


Thinking it’s “too late” for you to get into bitcoin is an illusion of the ego.

Sure you didn’t get in at $6 or even $6,000 and others who did are higher status than you. Put that aside. That’s your ego fucking with you.

This isn’t about pride, it’s just about money.

We are still early in bitcoins story.

$66,000 is still cheap believe it or not.

We have 100x left to go at a minimum.

Your ego is not your amigo, it’s trying to keep you from riches.

Do not listen to it.


Have you tried unleashed.chat or spiritofsatoshi.ai ?

I feel like even chatgpt could give you lightning code


It's this fake or recently posted?


I hope not...my entire stack is being coinjoined as I type this


Lottery pick...🤣🤣🤣 Not even the best freshman at USC


:PepeLaugh:


ProxNut is one of the most exciting Cashu projects and it's urgently looking for open-source contributors.

ProxNut is a *tiny* Cashu wallet living in a web page. If you have a website, you can easily integrate it with a JS snippet. The user can top it off with an Lighrnjng payment and then spend ecash on that site.

Right now, it works as a paywall but it could work with much more.

Frontend devs, designers, you can help!

https://proxnut.com/

GitHub: https://github.com/gandlafbtc/proxnut


We're happy to announce Mutiny Wallet is now available on iOS and Android!

https://m.primal.net/HiNK.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HiNL.jpg

In addition to the existing PWA, you can now get the same great Mutiny experience in native app form directly from the Apple App Store and Google Play Store.

We built Mutiny to be unstoppable. To do that, we knew we had to build it first for the web, without the censorship of permissioned app stores. Today, anyone can visit app.mutinywallet.com and get a self-custodial lightning wallet that can't be shut down by Apple or Google.

We have had the Android APK available to download for awhile, but starting today you may get it directly from the Google Play Store or using Obtainium on our Github. Here is the Play link:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mutinywallet.mutinywallet

The testflight has been out for awhile too, exclusive to our Mutiny+ users. Now available to all is our iOS Apple Store release.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mutiny-wallet/id6471030760

We have a lot of new features planned for Mutiny Wallet in the coming months (for all platforms), so stay tuned as we work to make Mutiny more social, more powerful, and even easier to use.

if you want to help shape Mutiny's future, please join our new Discord server or Matrix community. We want to build the best spending wallet in bitcoin and your feedback can help us get there.

https://discord.gg/x3njeHUjVd

More info in the blog below:

https://blog.mutinywallet.com/mutiny-wallet-android-and-ios/


:Gigachad:


Free zaps??


Sparrow v1.8.3 released with:

PGP download file verifier
Coldcard Q1 support
Trezor Safe 3 support
Improved QR reading

And more: https://github.com/sparrowwallet/sparrow/releases/tag/1.8.3

https://sparrowwallet.com/download/ https://image.nostr.build/dd9ad8e9ad16b81e4b1638d76cad23e7c094d6314e9773605188297a375f524f.png


💯 but I've noticed some men try a little too hard... The reality is that I could crush your handshake but I'll let you feel like you have a stronger handshake for your ego


OHHHHHH SNAP... WHAT ARE THE ODDS... BOOKED A FLIGHT TO VISIT A COUPLE FRIENDS IN DALLAS ON APRIL 11-15

SAW nostr:npub15t3qpnzd9h6lgh5zfeywl5353nefpjv6fls4lg6yqy2rypzslyas5cc8rq IS THERE AT THE SAME TIME... DON'T THINK I'LL PURCHASE A TICKET BUT IF SOME PLEBS ARE PARTYING AT NIGHT, LET ME KNOW

#plebchain


I would say yes, but my nut balance was at 0 though so take that for what it's worth


Yeah the package changed... I had to uninstall and install the latest release


Were they female though??


Running a lightning node is the most fun Tamagotchi ever.

But instead of having your digital pet die if you neglect it, you lose all your money instead.


Gonna start watching it with my pops soon


Just finished 1883, super sad but good series

#1883 #Yellowstone


:pepeD:


A great movie


Work harder


21 Lessons by nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc is pretty digestible


Who is a evil dick sucker, Trabeck?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/TGp26_wNc50AAAAd/snl-saturday-night-live.gif


:Kek Laugh:


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/160304710


:PepeLaugh:


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1702594655


:Big Brain:


FAFO


:Gigachad:


I get a little joy knowing degen traders are getting rekt

#DCA #ThereIsNoSecondBest


LFG!


ZEUS v0.8.2-beta2 is now available for testing

https://image.nostr.build/0efbdc1ed8878b37b51357411cae092e1df80759b361aa177eeaa1ce36515cce.png

## v0.8.2 Highlights

- 0-conf LSP support for LND REST connections
- Point of Sale: Print receipts [Android]
- Multi-currency conversion tool
- 33 new fiat currency conversions
- Enhanced wallet recovery interface
- Default channel opening settings
- New success animation on Send/Receive
- New invoice expiration picker interface
- LND v0.17.4

## In the build

Bug fixes and enhancements

- Improved display of AMP invoices
- Keysend fixed for Embedded LND
- Fee fixes for c-lightning-REST
- Default fee percentage setting for c-lightning-REST
- Security: reset authentication attempt count on successful biometric verification
- Embedded LND: fix issue where newer invoices were potentially not displayed

## Links

Release notes: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases/tag/v0.8.2-beta2

ZEUS documentation: https://docs.zeusln.app/
Embedded node FAQ: https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq
Fee structure: https://docs.zeusln.app/lsp/fees

Android

Universal APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-beta2-universal.apk
arm64-v8a APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.2-beta2-arm64-v8a.apk
Manifest: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-beta2.txt
Manifest Signature: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.2-beta2.txt.sig

iOS

Apple TestFlight: https://testflight.apple.com/join/vVnODWoi
IPA: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.2-beta2.ipa


If you want 100 #sats you better #repost and #boost my #note!

This one goes out to all my #NOSTR peeps!

Join my free #relay.

wss://GALAXY13.nostr1.com

If it ever gets too spammy I’ll make it a paid relay and charge a one time fee of 13 sats!

#GALAXY13 #pv #introduction


Classic


El Salvador Updates 'Outdated' Law to Lift KYC Limits for Purchases from $200 to $25000

"El Salvador continues to build upon our first mover advantage as the leading destination for new capital markets on Bitcoin. We have now updated our KYC regulations and we will soon publish the amendment to the 2005 law related to collection of transaction data."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/el-salvador-updates-old-law-to-lift-kyc-limits-from-200-to-25000/


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/187454421


HOW MANY SATOSHI SHIRTS DOES nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m OWN??


The Fear and Creed Index 😂🤣 https://image.nostr.build/11ecc7d2119896a7d78f28c190802a30ff46d373433e297fb27ef06b0f080788.jpg


https://m.primal.net/Hhxf.jpg
#memes #bitcoin
*disclaimer: this image represent a toy not real people. No privacy was violated in this meme.*


I was going to say the same thing... If they aren't technical, giving them an npub can seem overwhelming

https://image.nostr.build/4b006c66cf2cbdabbdee0d3ee1c14b773c31c507a9e12fbe1364bc34ec0a825a.jpg


This Gmail competitor can now hide your email address

Proton Mail's email alias can protect your identity in the event of a security breach

When you need to sign up for a new platform or service, you’re typically asked to provide your email address and password. In some cases, people use dedicated tools to create fake email addresses, stopping unwanted mail from clogging up their inbox. Doing so can require extra time and effort, especially if you don’t already have a service or separate email account created for such purposes. Now, Proton Mail users will be able to mask their email address right from their email client to avoid the entire hassle, giving the Swiss privacy-focused company another leg up on Gmail.

https://www.androidpolice.com/proton-mail-alias-email-security-data/


:PepeLaugh:


I've been in Madeira for the past two months, and what can I say. It's been a wild time here!
 nostr:npub1s0veng2gvfwr62acrxhnqexq76sj6ldg3a5t935jy8e6w3shr5vsnwrmq5 and finishing it with the Atlantis  conference brought some of the best conversations and ideas that can't be compared. The amount of care, kindness, and intelligence people have in this space is unmatched, and it requires in-person interactions for that to fully come out. Without them, you can't have the open and honest conversations necessary to grow this space.

We came in as the "North Star" for the SEC, but honestly, we are babies in all of this, and we knew we would get an immense amount of value and learning. Huge credit to nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft, nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc, Martin, and everyone else. I've learned so much about myself, my team, and ideas around Mutiny in general. It may take another month or so to wrap up some of the work we've done here, but expect some exciting announcements later this week.

The first cohort is incredibly talented, and it has been an honor meeting everyone and sharing endless ideas. I can't wait to see where everyone ends up. We've already come a long way. It's only the beginning. It always reminds me of the early days of Lightning, being an absolute noob at the 2019 Berlin conference, and how pretty much everyone from that crowd has gone on and done even more significant things. It might not be what's being worked on now, but this life is a journey. It's all about planting seeds, taking one step in the right direction at a time, and seeing where it all takes you.

The conference was also a banger. It pulled in all the best people. I loved finishing SEC with it to communicate and validate some of our ideas with a broader audience. I was glued to the open source stage, which was filled with signals and the right people. Massive credit to nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h, nostr:npub1zu5tdnq7w63fgmsfz85te7e6zeg7y2lt8q8r9jp5zcg68jfy73jqraqtgz, Andre, and the endless other people who helped pull that off. It was flawless from my perspective and a unique, first-of-its-kind experience.

There is so much more to say and reflect on, but actions speak louder than words, and the impacts of the last few months will prove to be very meaningful in the months and years to come.

Thank you to all involved. I made some lifelong friends in the process, and I'm honored to say that.


I have the same exact bottle! Soooo tastey even though it's made with soybean oil


“fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.”
Hebrews 12:2 NIV https://bible.com/bible/111/heb.12.2.NIV


:Gigachad:


:Kek Laugh:


Ngl I've been more generous with zaps today... Who knows why

https://nuevaya.com.ni/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/90395537_gettyimages-160417204.jpg


Haven't been to a conference but would be me


💯% but sh!tcoiners still exist

 https://image.nostr.build/69558c5df5790a4755cdc86df5efd8a914d8c0a8be9f352e61d82dc1c84dbd92.jpg


Thank God for boobies and butts


“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

C.S. Lewis


All other bitcoin holders will thank you 😂😅


Just move your bitcoin to another wallet with your keys you have in possession

I will say I custody all my keys though


My name is Ernie and this is my life
https://video.nostr.build/fb630c73986345dbd3596064a4982094016b4b6a610c88454fa51ab55d54083f.mp4


Please send any issues you find on Amethyst to https://gitworkshop.dev/repo/amethyst

We are trying to move out of GitHub and use a Nostr-native GitHub alternative.


Damn...good point


You love to see it. 👏
https://m.primal.net/Hhkd.jpg


Thoughts on buying KYC bitcoin and then Whirlpool?


Donno, but my money I can't pull out of my 401k likes it!


:PepeLaugh:


If you pick a imaginary spot around 10 feet high and focus on it while you squat, your form will improve

Good work though


The 1 BTC question...


Exclusive Nostr announcement teaser: we're planning to organize what's probably the first Ecash conference ever. This year.


Prolly preparing for AI data centers


#asknostr

How are people posting long videos? I feel like nostr.build has a mb limit


:Gigachad:


Forking notes, donate to devs button


“Timechain,” not “blockchain.”

#Bitcoin

Improve your lexicon.

H/t Satoshi Nakamoto and nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle


nostr:npub1rcr8h76csgzhdhea4a7tq5w5gydcpg9clgf0cffu6z45rnc6yp5sj7cfuz
Cerra un poco los ojos
#negr0art

https://image.nostr.build/9834c35542efa5a3314a18cedb1f55640ad223c074b3147dab7d5a2778b2e988.jpg


Fire bro, thanks!


New donate to the devs button is nice nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z

 https://image.nostr.build/b52f602d6f671660160bfb99d4d08f32abb3b26f0171bd86c227be0b03cf682d.jpg


It's time to fork boats 🍴


Show must go on. 💪

Primal for Android 0.95.4 is here. We focused on app stability and performance in this release. Everything should be faster, more solid and reliable. If you run into any issues, we want to know about it. More features are coming soon. 🫡

https://primal.net/downloads


“If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and pick up his cross and  follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. For what will it profit a man, if he gains the whole world and forfeits his life?”

Matthew 16: 24-26

https://m.primal.net/HhPW.jpg


The ~1 year short squeeze that happened in $GME where retail investors fought to stick it to Wall Street after robbing the little guy for decades…

Is just the precursor to the $BTC hodlers engaging in a 30 year short squeeze against all the fiat of the world.

This is about permanently replacing the system. If you are here to buy and exit with more fiat, HFSP.

We are going to rug pull the corrupt monies of the world.

#Bitcoin or nothing


Leave them with nothing. That’s the plan… https://video.nostr.build/6bbfbb7754c74b870b1d5340b74e2f9b82441b53f68e4a8a0958100f3c7918c8.mp4


:PepeLaugh:


OFFICIAL: #Bitcoin More Valuable Than Silver


Study bitcoin

https://video.nostr.build/576f68072928d7db458e198e2ba89a306e21b6f578f2ab44f810250abfe93675.mp4


69k within the next 7h or I zap everyone who boosts this lovely Pepe Morning Coffee
https://image.nostr.build/ac85e1081c4812a2a99223426ab85da4934fc3ce0f18de3ba143614f607beb89.jpg


Congrats!


#TeamCreed


:Gigachad:


Good point


The culture is waking up to #Bitcoin

#bitcoingang #dca #grownostr https://v.nostr.build/lBxG.mp4


A joyous feeling!


I might start attending some of these parties and conferences when Bitcoin hits 1 mil+... Until then, need to stack as much as I can


“Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature” CS Lewis
https://m.primal.net/HhUS.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HhUT.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HhUU.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HhUW.jpg


Harold


yellow-ben accepts with arms wide open
https://video.nostr.build/82ffdf6055a8636908b1eba9cdc74bccb2a6e06281eed0ed17613b96dc6e7772.mp4


New to Nostr?

Type an hello…  #Introduction
Follow 4 Follow? #Plebchain

That simple…

We are watching… 🫶🏻💜🧡


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ar-BB1jdYX3

https://media1.tenor.com/m/69lCKpx6dN0AAAAC/you-dont-say-nicolas-cage.gif


Bienvenidos!


FOLLOWS > FOLLOWERS


:PepeLaugh:


:Eye Pepe:


Definitely my favourite #Bitcoin wallet! And proudly South African too!

nostr:npub1hea99yd4xt5tjx8jmjvpfz2g5v7nurdqw7ydwst0ww6vw520prnq6fg9v2 Sparrow Wallet, super stoked with how this came out!

https://image.nostr.build/9309b42caf180c2661024d3a1456884b167f3f78e8c16265fcbfc3ae91fc21ff.jpg


Lightning is coming to Relai

https://image.nostr.build/592ffb8c31cc67971b1249be09c3701a8ccbd28ed19dc7af02cb1d40d23a4d28.jpg


Bitcoin is for the children https://image.nostr.build/95987a3d62acf8d9710fdef202e8ae75756de4a375d22324d810957174d1d75c.jpg


Hi again, #GrapheneOS version 2024030300 released:

This is a quality of life improvement update, mainly with improvements to the updater and for the settings app to help with the migration over to Android 14 QPR2.

Changes since the 2024022800 release:

- System Updater: ignore configured constraints for user-initiated update checks

- System Updater: avoid automatic retry for user-initiated update checks

- Settings: migrate to new Compose-based Settings infrastructure in preparation for Android 14 QPR2

- improve GrapheneOS infrastructure for per-app notifications

- Setup Wizard: improve wording for secondary user setup word

- adevtool: fix overlay parsing issues

-adevtool: include missing "Learn more" fingerprint setup text

- GmsCompatConfig: update to version 97

https://grapheneos.org/releases#2024030300

#privacy #security


What brand is that? Never seen it look like a cig


Not sure but CBS' college basketball theme is pretty iconic and nostalgic


When your mom is a bomb ass cook

#friedwontons #foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/a24d03ddcd2948cda722a2d79b4bf124dccdee2c2c35d76b72601bbfdc66a29e.jpg


:peepoClap:


LFG!


It was decent


Indeed but also Liverpool are mentality monsters, we love a late goal


🚨⚽ 98' Fergie time score for the reds

Darwin Nunes delivered the W at the last second

#LIVERPOOL you'll never walk alone

🌐 Your daily spin around the sports world with #GSC360 🔄 Where Every Angle Matters #EPL


DON'T POST CROWD SHOTS OF BITCOINERS ON CONFERENCES WHO DIDN'T GIVE YOU EXPLICIT CONSENT TO INDEX THEIR FACE ON THE INTERNET.

BE CLASSY. RESPECT PRIVACY. REMEMBER YOUR CYPHERPUNK MANNERS.


My private life and my public life matches

I feel sorry for people who think they need to live a doubled life because their afraid of what people will think of them

You're not free


LFG! #YNWA!


Let's fucking goooooo!!!

Nunez Nunez Nunez!


N U N E Z !!!


:PepeLaugh:


:Gigachad:


#LFC #Liverpool #UpTheReds #PremierLeague

https://image.nostr.build/c8118496c65032e647b2619b93e894cb09917a364adc795fbab50ac329a5de29.jpg


Now that we have forks and edits, we can do pull requests between users. It's time to bring some collaboration to social media. 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/794e30873eb53b59fd8a3be078064cb8ede28a9820c8e74044a1b7c7cc38fea6.mp4


Try adding wss://hist.nostr.land as a relay and then visit the site hist.nosyr.land

Won't help you recover anything but I'm the future you'll be able to restore


About right


Touch grass

https://image.nostr.build/0d2096c043de7860905d37a099cf9065ad3631bd711b5a9155ed3969723d20af.jpg


Yes, maxis are the coolest clique


Chad!


Son of a .... Just read the typo 🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂


You should be able to find it after #BitcoinAtlantis posts the recordings


There was a little round table commentary he gave after his session where he was talking about different levels, 1-5, from skeptic to Bitcoin evangelist


Indeed 👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


Based!


Diamond hands 🤌🏼🤌🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Saylor was talking at Bitcoin Atlantis about levels 1-5 bitcoiner


What level of bircoiner are you?

Level 5 here


These are lies


:PepeLaugh:


nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m sounding like Jason Lowery


:PepeMoney:


He might be talking about Prince Filip speaking at Bitcoin Atlantis

To answer your question though nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p, suits can be a classy look... Would I be wearing one at a conference, prolly not but each to his own


https://media1.tenor.com/m/gVvmye-lLAcAAAAd/elon-musk-gfy.gif

(Not you though nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx)


:Gigachad:


Oddbean


:Eye Pepe:


Businesses will never accept bitcoin as a form of payment.

Corporations will never put bitcoin on their balance sheets.

Countries will never accept bitcoin as legal tender.

Regulators will never allow a bitcoin ETF.

Bitcoin will never become the planet’s dominant currency.


Based


#Cashu
https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/7CS6.gif


New sticker who dis?

https://image.nostr.build/f9edb07b9cba68b72a8145aa7c5a8b021f5f1bdc2da6d8bd356e2c35ea8c17d4.jpg


Hmm I guess to promote using coinjoins


This is me and that's not my stack 🤫🤫🤫


CC: nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d


ODELLITO


Let's get this privacy! #coinjoin

https://m.primal.net/HgPM.png


:PepeLaugh:


Did you get her number though 👀👀👀


nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf

Tard life

https://image.nostr.build/44b9a025fb7df3f43a7978fb63b52f7abe5fe2ae5be68a940a0fb08d3b018547.jpg


Gates, Soros, Rothchilds, Morgans, Rockafellers


nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m nostr:npub1235tem4hfn34edqh8hxfja9amty73998f0eagnuu4zm423s9e8ksdg0ht5 nostr:npub1c9d95evcdeatgy6dacats5j5mfw96jcyu79579kg9qm3jtf42xzs07sqfm

Wen Bitcoin Phone?


Reports on how Jack's money is being spent by fiatjaf, previously at https://docs.google.com/document/d/10xKQIO969GoNnAEnoMgJky69lG-_TslnqO4uIfioi1Y/edit#

The current plan consists in giving out money not for specific tasks, but for general open-source efforts that seem to be worth it according to my own completely arbitrary and subjective judgment and hand out microbounties to these.

The idea is that people will give a little more priority working on Nostr things that they already wanted to because they have a chance of getting a microbounty for it while if they work on another side project like a rollercoaster building game they don’t have that chance (although rollercoaster building games have other advantages).

Here is a list of themes that I currently think are worth exploring more, to serve as an inspiration:
Themes

- Microapps (Nostr apps that do only one thing and do it well), for example:
  * An app for just publishing things and reading replies
  * An app for just managing your contacts
  * An app for just reading threads
- Native apps instead of web
- Pull requests that add these nice features to existing clients instead of making a new client
- New use cases besides “social” but that still deliver interoperability and standardized behavior between clients
- Bonus points if these new use cases can be interacted with with from the “social” clients in some way, e.g.
  * if you do webpage comments on Nostr you can see and interact with these from social clients as normal posts
  * If you do wikipedia on Nostr you can comment on these articles from social clients
- Usable tricks to secure keys that can still work in practice, some stupid examples:
  * A client (or addition to existing clients) that stores encrypted Nostr on the user’s Google Drive and the decryption key for that on a custom server
  * An integrated multisig server that signs stuff upon request
- Relay discovery
  * Because we should not assume everybody will always be in all relays or that clients will talk to all relays all the time forever
- Making existing things
  * Prettier
  * Faster
- Non-public relays use cases

# Bounties given

## June 2023
  - **BOUNTY**: Sepher: 2,000,000 - a webapp for making lists of anything: https://pinstr.app/
  - **BOUNTY**: Kieran: 10,000,000 - implement gossip algorithm on Snort, implement all the other nice things: manual relay selection, following hints etc.
  - Mattn: 5,000,000 - a myriad of projects and contributions to Nostr projects: https://github.com/search?q=owner%3Amattn+nostr&type=code
  - **BOUNTY**: lynn: 1,000,000 - a simple and clean git nostr CLI written in Go, compatible with William's original git-nostr-tools; and implement threaded comments on https://github.com/fiatjaf/nocomment.
  - Jack Chakany: 5,000,000 - https://github.com/jacany/nblog
  - **BOUNTY**: Dan: 2,000,000 - https://metadata.nostr.com/

## April 2023
  - **BOUNTY**: Blake Jakopovic: 590,000 - event deleter tool, NIP dependency organization
  - **BOUNTY**: koalasat: 1,000,000 - display relays
  - **BOUNTY**: Mike Dilger: 4,000,000 - display relays, follow event hints (Gossip)
  - **BOUNTY**: kaiwolfram: 5,000,000 - display relays, follow event hints, choose relays to publish (Nozzle)
  - Daniele Tonon: 3,000,000 - Gossip
  - bu5hm4nn: 3,000,000 - Gossip
  - **BOUNTY**: hodlbod: 4,000,000 - display relays, follow event hints

## March 2023
  - Doug Hoyte: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/hoytech/strfry
  - Alex Gleason: 5,000,000 sats - https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/mostr
  - verbiricha: 5,000,000 sats - https://badges.page/, https://habla.news/
  - talvasconcelos: 5,000,000 sats - https://migrate.nostr.com, https://read.nostr.com, https://write.nostr.com/
  - **BOUNTY**: Gossip model: 5,000,000 - https://camelus.app/
  - **BOUNTY**: Gossip model: 5,000,000 - https://github.com/kaiwolfram/Nozzle
  - **BOUNTY**: Bounty Manager: 5,000,000 - https://nostrbounties.com/
## February 2023
 - styppo: 5,000,000 sats - https://hamstr.to/
 - sandwich: 5,000,000 sats - https://nostr.watch/
 - **BOUNTY**: Relay-centric client designs: 5,000,000 sats https://bountsr.org/design/2023/01/26/relay-based-design.html
  - **BOUNTY**: Gossip model on https://coracle.social/: 5,000,000 sats
  - Nostrovia Podcast: 3,000,000 sats - https://nostrovia.org/
  - **BOUNTY**: Nostr-Desk / Monstr: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/alemmens/monstr
  - Mike Dilger: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/mikedilger/gossip

## January 2023
  - ismyhc: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/Galaxoid-Labs/Seer
  - Martti Malmi: 5,000,000 sats - https://iris.to/
  - Carlos Autonomous: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/BrightonBTC/bija
  - Koala Sat: 5,000,000 - https://github.com/KoalaSat/nostros
  - Vitor Pamplona: 5,000,000 - https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst
  - Cameri: 5,000,000 - https://github.com/Cameri/nostream

##  December 2022
  - William Casarin: 7 BTC - splitting the fund
  - pseudozach: 5,000,000 sats - https://nostr.directory/
  - Sondre Bjellas: 5,000,000 sats - https://notes.blockcore.net/
  - Null Dev: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/KotlinGeekDev/Nosky
  - Blake Jakopovic: 5,000,000 sats - https://github.com/blakejakopovic/nostcat, https://github.com/blakejakopovic/nostreq and https://github.com/blakejakopovic/NostrEventPlayground


🤫🤫🤫 no talking about your stack


🔥🔥🔥 jealous


North Carolina product 🐏


Welcome nostr:npub1jpvsahpy0vgq7gu8nfqjkeskce0gwjk8jpss590xkvjh5xxe4epsruqgsz!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/qEV9igsXP4YAAAAC/welcome.gif


Normies having flashbacks to you mentioning something about internet coin or bookchains or something
https://i.nostr.build/M7Xk.gif


Always be orange pulling... One of my work buddies

#bitcoin #bitcoinmaxi

https://image.nostr.build/a7cb73528ad631d6788ac04c2289db050dfb91efd8b1e763fd668c75222da8e3.jpg


nostr:npub1dtgg8yk3h23ldlm6jsy79tz723p4sun9mz62tqwxqe7c363szkzqm8up6m nostr:npub19py4fxzwrxlkyxc6s458sp5fp5hz0hwsumzcc98yr60q5umz4n8qfxz9sn 👀👀👀


I'd say keep at it... Was in the same boat not too long ago and finally convinced my dad... He's enjoyed this nice run up and will be buying more


:Gigachad:


The beautiful game!


#LFC #Liverpool #FACup
https://image.nostr.build/b236d3662c0d5a66a812eaf7cf9819f2337dfabac741d432b6379a6f564c73d1.jpg


:PepeLaugh:


i love the men of nostr. you are all the biggest god damn chads ive ever had the pleasure of interacting with.

nostr:note1c89xv307ausxqc6fd88xllcjt9va0pv7edkmx6ch9jdz9kujklgsvpw9g7


fRIZZ


 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s is a baller for posting this. Thank you sir.

People might think there’s fierce competition between nostr clients, but that’s not the case. It’s not Primal vs. Damus. It’s Primal AND Damus AND Amethyst AND Snort AND Coracle AND countless others.

Believe me when I say it: Nostr UX is going to get insanely great. We will blow the legacy web out of the water.

nostr:note1nu089e79xqyq2xlg4usa3v42hg0shdewc3nnflx0f454xezuujnqt55aqg


Will you though? Sats will be so much more expensive and your stack record has been weak


:Kek Laugh:


🫠
nostr:nevent1qqsqwc6q5ka8qm9jn7aharqgy32typ2ld7sle7psurkl8spqa3shmngpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpyn823wjj9acpac8lld5f28lj7gcy45w77a2qnh826clq82wx6y2qvzqqqqqqyn5s09h


Cramer be mad salty


#nostr #plebchain #introductions

please zap this fool as he is broke af

nostr:nevent1qqspy29eyq6l9r5ljjaaa43wmyx8zvqxzczwuackwygmvtgg88usf0gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrewykqhg6exvwtwldzg4d2mmclfpt8sje3gza2jqsdn3jfrs0f85qcyqqqqqqg4p8nyg


BuT tHe PeOpLe ArE oN x

Let's be real. Most of us are talking to ourselves and other Bitcoiners right now and we have been for awhile. People deserving of freedom at this point will put in the work to find us.

Bitcoin and Nostr are Galt's Gulch. I'm done trying to save systems that seek to enslave me.

Seek us out or... Have fun staying poor.

So glad to be Nostr only now. Feels fucking great.


#saunastr https://image.nostr.build/99308a986a8a55fe8984fc70ff2a9b8aed54c414cbb15ba6632655ea011dbbef.jpg


Thank God for your rack 🙏🏼🙏🏼


Living the high life


https://media1.tenor.com/m/cBc1IwbwskUAAAAC/vaughnpena.gif

Been wondering where you went


:Gigachad:


Learn about the privacy gains before sh!ttin on it


Using ZEUS to pay for subs at Jersey Mike's in Santa Rosa, California

cc nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg

https://video.nostr.build/9a63d1616915683222c3be01702ee32741e8b477396617c7481c1fdcb7534087.mp4


Run a node.  Bitcoin doesn’t survive if you don’t contribute.

We need way more node runners.

These numbers are shameful and this is what losing feels like.

Quit worrying about the price and help somehow.


https://image.nostr.build/dfe424d3c3a1af6980c535e35a4a2845c3315e5f93dfecc50b1c48a7a0328501.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 832,305 🤙💜


noStrudel is the Nostr Mary Poppins bag


I just published Announcing Strike Africa

Today, we are launching Strike Africa, expanding our full suite of #Bitcoin services into Gabon, Ivory Coast, Malawi, Nigeria, South Africa, Uganda, and Zambia with more markets to come in the future.

LFG! 🌍🫡

https://strike.me/blog/announcing-strike-africa/

https://youtu.be/Oahb-XVYdDU


“You’re still down overall”
Bold of you to assume I wasn’t buying $30-17K like a fucking madman


:PepeLaugh:


Build a life around love, honor, and purpose.

When you do both 🐻 and 🐂 markets will make you shrug and go “meh” over time.

nostr:note1kh7g8qqyya7z28ajlgaxacfv3tumw8uhjpm4fhwm4uretznp5k0s7d0mnv


:PepeMoney:


Qatari god candle incoming?

https://image.nostr.build/9fee9dcdbcbb461db8eed193f8e126fd9d7b50a03cebac57f617e84e6c5871e7.jpg


Hmmm that I'm not so sure, I think the app uses giftwrapped dms so it would be good if both parties were using it

nostr:npub10td4yrp6cl9kmjp9x5yd7r8pm96a5j07lk5mtj2kw39qf8frpt8qm9x2wl?


Mario Lopez


ARE YOU READY FOR BASIL? NO, YOU ARE NOT. NO ONE IS.

https://video.nostr.build/919d40a6a7d5da8a3e29358262bbef2e906efe774359822485179a454e9c8d8f.mp4

50k sats will be awardes to the first person to correctly guess who's tongue appears in this video.

10k sats will also be awarded randomly to someone who reposts this note.


- Shell cordovan
- Buttero
- 8 pockets
- Crease lines
- RFID shielded

That alone is a 500$ wallet

Now add
- Blockheight signature
- Satschip integrated
- NFC integrated

The world has never seen this yet. I'm going to make the most based wallet in the world.


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/201275913


nostr:npub10td4yrp6cl9kmjp9x5yd7r8pm96a5j07lk5mtj2kw39qf8frpt8qm9x2wl's nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48zy6xp4n9xu5uqrwvx9km54qaqkkxn72 is better than Nostr DMs...SimpleX is totally separate than Nostr


:LMAO Pepe:


Green tea


Big Virg! And Caoimhin played a world class game in goal


I'm case anyone missed the cup final on Sunday

#LFC #Liverpool #Klopp #VanDijk

https://video.nostr.build/cfe70d160206a58ff07a7340a158d5a6387d828cb7bc189afe1d1ae02c9c7877.mp4


:Gigachad:


I've tried it back in the day and it wasn't as polished as other clients but may need to check it out again


#plebchain

nostr:nevent1qqs2q2n5yen6zt6vk4ynlf3hsedfz2azvfpqdyw7jw2lwm4u0ezzwfspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzq8sx00a43qs9wm0nmtmukpgagsgmszst37sjlsjne59tg8835grfqvzqqqqqqy7gej9c


I've orange pill my bro nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf years ago, just set him up with a new npub/nsec, mobile and web clients a hour ago... He understands #bitcoin but not nostr yet... He told me he wasn't going to make his first post until had his profile setup and a 🔥 note

Please zap, tag, and troll this chump nostr:npub17t39s96xkfnrjmhmgj9t2k7786g2euykv2qh25syrvuvjgur6faqr9kwkf


:EZ:


:PepeLaugh:


:POGGERS:


bitfeed.live 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

https://video.nostr.build/ede1423174b310bbb466f20b934e216ba549f670d324a2393558007185301665.mp4


WHEN THEY ASK ME WHEN #BITCOIN WILL HIT $1 MILLION
https://m.primal.net/HfTC.mov


https://m.primal.net/HfTM.jpg

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-trumps-400-sneakers-are-selling-thousands


:Kek Laugh:


WRAL!


Beauty and brains


#bitcoin the one and only

https://video.nostr.build/80d73d2d61b3ff77254f33416cf0029e60d59a699b21d125a722eaa9c8f29005.mp4


nostr:npub1rjc54ve4sahunm7r0kpchg58eut7ttwvevst7m2fl8dfd9w4y33q0w0qw2 's website is amazing

https://www.connorhesen.net/


Dope shot


Obi is based though


Clever marketing with your C/Packers mashup


Pics or it didn't happen


Chick-fil-A


What are you going to be building?


:Gigachad:


Add wss://hist.nostr.land as a relay, it'll allow you to restore follows and profiles


One of the things I'll miss about Klopp, always willing and trusting of our youth


#LFC #Liverpool #CarabaoCupChampions
https://image.nostr.build/683a43b832817318653b85364c57d816556e1fcfa4d50ff3737b5828831a145a.jpg


LFG!


GM ☕🐶 Carpe Diem #Nostr #Dogstr #Plebchain 💜🫂
https://v.nostr.build/QZL8.mp4


:PepeLaugh:


Melting ice cube sticker is 🔥 and a great analogy


Premier League


:Eye Pepe:


#LFC #Liverpool
https://video.nostr.build/20f94670fbae6f69e1d7974a3e75399474f7670ac161fb02b26d90be28d8ee55.mp4


What's really good my other time zone nostriches? GM and GN... Need to get 4 hours of sleep before Liverpool beats Chelsea


Really excellent cashu primer with Calle: https://youtu.be/kUJmHo990Fk?si=23FN6QLfXTvZHJPm


I did my first real-world economically-not-completely-insignificant ecash wallet recover process from a seed phrase with nostr:npub1kvaln6tm0re4d99q9e4ma788wpvnw0jzkz595cljtfgwhldd75xsj9tkzv wallet today and trust me – I really wanted this one to work.

I first exported all tokens I could access in Minibits and put them into a text file, just in case. I then backed up my mint URL list (I had 6 different mints in this wallet), and then wrote down the derivation path counter for each mint (not strictly necessary but just in case the app doesn't figure it out by itself). Then I made sure that I have my seed phrase stored securely and wiped the wallet app from my phone.

I started Minibits again set up a new wallet. I entered the seed phrase, and entered all my mint URLs that I had written down before the restore. Because I'm a power user, my wallet took quite some time to restore and I had to press the button to continue many times (I could give some UX feedback that the dev appreciated and indicated to make this process more seamless and automated in the future).

Eventually all my sats popped back in my wallet and I could use the wallet just like before! 🔥

It's felt a bit like magic. I've spent so much of my time on crafting this seed phrase backup process, implementing testing it a thousand times, writing a spec and discussing it with other devs, but I never had to actually use it because of a real accident. Now, seeing it implemented so well by other developers and actually making ecash so more useful and safe to use is pretty amazing.

Ecash seed phrase restore is currently live or in dev in these wallets: Live: Nutshell, Minibits – Dev: Nutstash, eNuts, Macadamia.

Onward 🥜🫡


The beauty of eCash is that you can choose the level of custodianship quite easily. Use your personal mint, your families mint, your appartment complex mint, your towns mint… depending on the level of trust and convenience. Very similar to Lightning custodians, but better.


:Laugh Cry:


A smol node 🫡🫡🫡


Contribute to Bitcoin, and it will grant you freedom beyond any you have experienced before.


:Gigachad:


Just hit 2000 PRs on ZEUS! 🤯


A


Instantly converts zaps to e cash


:Kek Laugh:


When nut zaps nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg?


:PepeMoney:


On a scale of 1-10, how hard is it to learn beekeeping?


hist.nostr.land has saved some of my follows getting rugged

Appreciate the service 🫡🫡🫡


#tunstr

https://song.link/us/i/1462111700


#Graphene #GrapheneOS

https://m.primal.net/Hejj.png


:PepeLaugh:


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m do all Block shareholders get a complimentary Bitkey?


#VitaminD

https://image.nostr.build/4709a91453680aaf25e0626ecc698f45c01b2056c43c5d8dd387d79f60123771.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/f241b2091ae921c8129967fb624a50aea03367257dddacbf1264e6c2a799f53f.jpg


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1507709312


+ no caffeine


The latter


:Gigachad:


My email correspondence with Satoshi in 2009-2011: https://mmalmi.github.io/satoshi/


:pepeJAM:


You mean like in #Amethyst

https://video.nostr.build/1e95a6c71ad5ff66c8a1dc344f422b39d4fc8853d2cda120cddd3d1ef3fdc2d1.mp4


I think BRC-20s are shitcoins.

I think the Mara choice to transmit bullshit is their free market prerogative. As is Ocean's choose to not.

I think rushed technical solutions suck. They come with unintended consequences and trade-offs.

I think the fixes will still come. (Technical or otherwise)
Bitcoiners just need a better time preference.


Never seen before emails between nostr:npub1qg8j6gdwpxlntlxlkew7eu283wzx7hmj32esch42hntdpqdgrslqv024kw and #Satoshi
https://m.primal.net/HeYF.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HeYG.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HeYH.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HeYI.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HeYJ.jpg


I successfully migrated all my machines (laptop, desktop, cell phone) to open source operating systems.

I am past the point of no return.  I'll never run windows on a PC again.

With that in mind next time I build a PC for gaming I want to optimize it for Linux. Any tips on what hardware or Linux distribution to consider in that case?


:Kek Laugh:


https://image.nostr.build/30387b762fcaa3762a791274bdf67e46df99d780eb45862f15ddfd151b043b6a.jpg
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


What are you building network wise?


I have a close circle of around 4-5 bros where I can talk about literally anything without judgement... Try finding those people and hang out to them


:PepeLaugh:


:LMAO Pepe:


Saylor Mode can now be activated on nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en. On the website go to sell, type “saylor”, and nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m will be there to stop you from making the biggest mistake of your life. https://video.nostr.build/33bd7ac9498ded4f5f065ac250a7f225135cec1cb707176055baf32c4fa9327f.mp4


:PepeMoney:


the nostr is not priced in


Yes

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mSy8dStkdwcAAAAd/tommy-rugrats.gif


#LFC #Liverpool #PremierLeague
https://image.nostr.build/670fa581b519803af87d3f049fca041e353cd4c4d570e6b74aadf4a64c0309f1.jpg


https://video.nostr.build/6e0f83c46bb813637aeb1a6d406511d93f8335f4a483b9c91940b2f8d2c6719b.mp4
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


#UpTheReds #Liverpool #LFC
https://m.primal.net/HeKG.jpg


deez/nutz


Can't buy in that quantity anymore other wise I'll turn into a pothead but this was around $30 with taxes
https://image.nostr.build/59f87d982b149199857bc70fe7538e68d9f1473bdb421c76e260b69bfd2fe3df.jpg


#bitcoiners and #nostriches imagine being us...

#bitcoin #nostr #LFC
https://image.nostr.build/69e977e0d30f172346a7f39089a6834b77e45801b65b2f2d686499da017e1ac5.jpg


:Gigachad:


:Kek Laugh:


GM
WE SO AHEAD OF THE GAME
FIAT COMPANIES DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ZAP IS
https://m.primal.net/HeEN.jpg

Also:
1. Follow
2. Repost
3. Leave a comment
4. GET ZAPPED MF*

* ZAPS GUARANTEED FOR THE NEXT 24H ONLY

#zapvertising #plebchain #meme #Bitcoin #FreeJulianAssange


Carolina product 🐏

https://youtu.be/OMVbgMuvPYY?si=rO6tY-dN33jzp2_i


Classic Biggie and Bone Thugs


:PepeLaugh:


With #Bitcoin, you're investing not only in currency but in the rhythm of the future.

https://video.nostr.build/18418eae22f837169e3fc3f81ff088782a99998b2ffcd7f0ae968adb8cb9aab6.mp4


A behind the scenes live look at the bitcoin code
https://video.nostr.build/cd035178dcc0cfd5bacdff7edd59f29de13a4124905ad55fbf4698fbccee2b49.mp4


MX Master master race


Rest in Paradise
https://media1.tenor.com/m/1sHBWDiHO6YAAAAC/pop-smoke-billie-jean.gif


#tunestr #Bitcoin is #Invincible

https://song.link/us/i/1497237693


https://media1.tenor.com/m/JQ3Iu1CaXJgAAAAC/oh-really-hmph.gif

Decent take


I honestly don't know much about Cobain besides the mental health/suicide... Why would he refuse?


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1440783625


This man is persecuted in the most dangerous attack against free speech in history.

All while media organizations like New York Times, Der Spiegel, The Guardian who profited immensely from his work are simply standing by watching him and journalism as whole be destroyed.

#FreeAssangeNOW
https://void.cat/d/KmeXEiQ5jExaoMGidErPmL.webp


Nostr Nests 2.0 supports the new NIP-46 enabled nsec.app to allow brand new Nostriches to hatch with ease. Thanks nostr:npub1xdtducdnjerex88gkg2qk2atsdlqsyxqaag4h05jmcpyspqt30wscmntxy for your work on this.
https://i.nostr.build/Q36a.jpg


gm nostr 🤙 #coffeechain

https://i.nostr.build/A3XE.jpg


#CoronadoBrewing #SanDiego

https://image.nostr.build/b537960caf51d17dee6ceceaf3528e034ff40530c1e91f5dd091d05931bba4fa.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/630111c2b4ac788ddb84e8577aafa986ad5b17b668ab1d0199bbecbd8d7c0bc4.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/c7dbe1444154dab50a571abb477dd096d3ed50eb0f8a87f054293d4f5b1570f4.jpg


nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m keep up 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


:Gigachad:


Primal for Android build 0.93.2 is now live. Check it out below and let us know your thoughts. Before you ask, the next iOS release should be out in a matter of days. It will be worth the wait! 🚀

New Features
- Wallet: support for on-chain transactions
- Wallet: support for unified QR codes
- Wallet: transaction note to self
- Settings: network (configure relays)

Fixes
- Solidified wallet operations

https://primal.net/downloads


#tunestr #Outkast #Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik

https://song.link/us/i/266365292


nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4

#SanDiego https://video.nostr.build/e0d3688efb13e4e0635ae8c3761a4421ec82e0b298a408ac7b101f1baed80980.mp4


Paper-paper bitcoin 🥜😎✨ – by nostr:npub13jhh5jpak3sltvh5mxxc84edq8c6scuyhtkevfa7j568jrkkscysj7c5sq

https://m.primal.net/Hdjo.png


:PepeLaugh:


:Kek Laugh:


#dca #thereisnosecondbest

https://video.nostr.build/20a0919e9594d0cc7444546b5ca1a3ca82b9dfacf40629cd5645d122b36d88f8.mp4


💯💯💯

This is now a OutKast bangers thread

https://youtu.be/8p8CWpoOOdE?si=5caa2ubuHc6ONEQL


A classic

https://youtu.be/KwhBreZic8I?si=Ol33fW1tvypE7N4G


#tunestr triva

I'm zapping 5000 sats to first person to correctly name the samplin this Logic song

#tunestr #asknostr

https://song.link/us/i/1523964589


I'm trying to squeeze as much as I can outta this hardware so I use custom kernals


Too cheap to pay for it, need to buy bitcoin


#tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1210169321


Do you also go custom kernal or stock Lineage?


Love getting that version update #Android Android14 #LineageOS

https://image.nostr.build/d80148ad6f4640a0c514fcff7ea7fd31c77a12b1f4b623a73988dc6fc554f7a8.jpg


Calling for open-source contributors to help implement LNURL-pay in eNuts!

eNuts is an incredibly well-made Cashu ecash wallet but it still lacks LNURL-pay support. It should be fairly easy to add this – if you're a JavaScript dev and Bitcoiner looking to get your hands dirty, check out eNuts:

https://github.com/cashubtc/eNuts


:LMAO Pepe:


What do you think about people reposting their own notes?


https://media1.tenor.com/m/Be54aT3kdSsAAAAC/nope-nah.gif

DCA, there is no second best


Lox 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


:Simp Pepe:


401K is the biggest scam in the United States.


:Gigachad:


:PepeLaugh:


https://media1.tenor.com/m/4b5W1p8bSKcAAAAd/goofed-messed.gif

Procrastinated and didn't have a chance to paste the stickers 🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂

Congrats to the winners though 🔥🔥🔥


bitcoin.rocks


Future bitcoiner...
https://image.nostr.build/29ff8aa1f07a9058829f9d52b8199c054e436254f01925c674ce7672f5e67c8e.jpg


clock time, grey cat hands, orange cat face, brown cat tail side, grey cat tongue, blue cat face...can't find the 7th though


:vibePls:


So what you're saying is the more bitcoin we buy the closer we get to God?? 🤔🤔🤔😅😅😅


She's fine


One of my favorites on Ye's new album


Thoughts on Bitcoin?


Right on time to celebrate nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 5th birthday, here’s the whole case study of the rebrand we did 🧡⚡🏛

https://sundayafternoon.us/studio/zeus-identity https://image.nostr.build/75426ef8e0d81ee36d1fa08eae195040fb2a5b494d547a88e3ad70f6e6f26456.jpg https://video.nostr.build/e2075ac4e4d1dc41b837c3c889b04181b6d0d8c61ed74a525df5b105f486c104.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/f94d3a3f8ade0b5ab1cb0d76ea429dde2532375b80c5b705de846b20c5c3b14f.jpg https://video.nostr.build/1e963f9dee33f9fa7d305cf73f30a9bea136587fcc5f22864b9d348c682c2fc9.mp4 https://video.nostr.build/812af9fd4e237887c26295c035ba34d4ca9e7012055f2ad3bf13da872c77235f.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/7292f5f0dca329449cc4e28f2d12f51375b93379cab465fdca8edf56c4c696c6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fa05fe7ad985933983d61589036007e686c764be46f179e16d734709e6203eed.jpg https://image.nostr.build/02ddc126a6ad42a5afc01749f36e25db59ef47149e6add8c8d44324f225e7dbc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/209ef27554c79d8c971bcbab745b7131bf0a35d5a84ac82181b8431a8e6ed9f6.jpg


Touch grass https://image.nostr.build/d32a743df0f18eb156daf809febfc02eef51cb6667ef1957368f0230aa800597.jpg


You're welcome

https://m.primal.net/HdLk.jpg


Jealous! Loquats are delish


Evan and team are beasts


Most people's spiritual states are so bad that they feel the need to alter it with alcohol, sugar, porn, weed, psychedelics and shopping/consumption.


ZEUS turns 5 today.

We'd just like to take a moment to say thank you to all the users, contributors, partners, investors, and supporters that allow us to work on making a great payments experience on top of Bitcoin.

Without you, none of this would be possible.

Thank you. Much more to come. https://video.nostr.build/ddf32d2afcfab7ae06fa44e0780c39e2794993bef8db7bb0522364c450fe8a12.mp4


#BitcoinLove #tunestr

https://song.link/us/i/1440839443


morning #saunastr
https://m.primal.net/HdLO.jpg


https://m.primal.net/HdKC.png

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Hp9eRwofx-EAAAAd/valentines-day.gif


Exiting news! 🔥

Cashu-Address.com has transitioned to a new domain: npub.cash!

Finally, the protocols reference implementation has its own name, and a way cooler domain as well (thanks nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg 💜 )

Why npub.cash? Because it is a nostr-native, Cashu powered, Lightning Address for everyone! 💜 ⚡

What's changing? Nothing much, but the name. Rest assured, your existing cashu-address.com addresses remain fully operational and are now synonymous with npub.cash. Furthermore, any aliases purchased are valid across both domains.

Please leave your thoughts and feedback. Cashu-Address and npub.cash are still in development and your feedback is not only appreciated, but needed 💜

https://image.nostr.build/e2cfbf6e2921275f44aa3ae71a60465400efdb9a7f5ae285d68f5078f08bc3d0.jpg


:PepeLaugh:


Trying to occupy the victim position is categorically a race to the bottom.

Downward spiral.

Instead realize the truth, the only person holding you down is you.

You’re not a victim. You never were.

You’re responsible for everything that has ever or will ever happen to you. Good and bad.

Take extreme ownership over your life.

You’re in control.


Understanding #bitcoin is like having Royal Flush in poker. You know you’ve won and are waiting for it to play out.


#bitcoin https://m.primal.net/HdIm.mp4


GN

Stack fuck you money while you can

Your salary is trending down forever in bitcoin terms. Let that sink in


:Gigachad:


Sounds like you had the munchies


:PepeCoke:


Waiting for the Qatari sovereign wealth fund to announce their purchase


:vibePls:


I usually have to switch to Primal, copy the npub, and then go back to Amethyst... Not ideal but it works

I do even have purplepag.es as a relay... Not sure why one client is so much better than others


:Kek Laugh:


You could download Primal... Has a built in Lightning wallet


:MJ Stop It!:


"Time Preference”- 33rd Edition

1) # Full nodes (reachable) - 18,040 (+17.09%)

2) # LN nodes - 13,622 (-1.15%)

3) LN capacity (BTC) - 4,802 (-3.59%)

4) BTC addresses > 1M sats - 12.54M (-0.53%)

5) BTC addresses > 10M sats - 4.56M (-0.16%)

6) BTC addresses > 100M sats - 1.019M (-0.08%)

7) Hashrate (EH/s) - 584 (+5.04%)

8) Price - $48,313 (+13.49%) (Sunday close)

9 Price/Hashrate - 83 (+8.05%)

10) Michigan businesses accepting BTC (btcmap.org) - 18 (+20%)

11) Routing Events - 3,190 (+452.86%)

12) Routing Sats - 1,953 (+41.62%)

* % change figures from prev.

SHIT, I'm late. It's Thursday and I was on a streak of posting first thing Monday for like 3 weeks straigh, oh well, such is life. Good news though, full nodes bounces back w/ a vengeance. Now at 18k, a 17% increase from what I was tracking. Not sure how much stock to put into this metric from bitnodes.io as it does bounce around a bit but I do like to simply watch trends over the weeks. Very glad to see this back above 18k. Still no movement on LN nodes and capacity, not sure what's going on there.

Addresses also pretty stagnant, slight declines in all 3 counts. Hashrate, no shocker - Another big week now bouncing on the door of 600. Reminder that this is up ~62% in the 33 weeks I've been doing this, wild! Price is up 58% in same time period so we're actually starting to catch up a little bit from a price standpoint.

My routing activity is moving! Not sure why, again, but a HUGE increase in number of events. Let's hope for some follow through!

"I'm a little cautious here on price action at least through the halving. We can't seem to get back over the $43k mark decisively and quite honestly need a couple months of consolidation in my opinion. Plus, the USD and interest rates are quite honestly scaring the shit out of me right now. Long term, nothing changes but short term we know a strong dollar an increase in rates are not friends of any commodity, especially the orange coin. Let's see. (queue a run up to $70k now that I've said that???)"

^This was my ending paragraph from last week's report. How'd we do? 😅

Have a great weekend! Get outside.

#bitcoin #timepreference #mining #Einundzwanzig #michigan #LightningNetwork ⚡


Who is Patoshi?


Idk if this makes sense.
https://v.nostr.build/Az06.mp4


:PepeLaugh:


:Angry Pepe:


Nostr is a giant shit show.  The fact that our software interoperates at all is a miracle and probably just a temporary anomaly. Given enough time, the relentless breaking changes being made to published NIPs will eventually break everything.

Linux succeeded because "WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE". For nostr to succeed, changes must "NOT BREAK EXISTING IMPLEMENTATIONS". There shouldn't be any exceptions to that EVEN IF THE IMPLEMENTATION WAS NON-COMPLIANT.

Pay close attention to Linus right here:

  > Are you saying that pulseaudio is entering on some weird loop if the
  > returned value is not -EINVAL? That seems a bug at pulseaudio.

  Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  It's a bug alright - in the kernel. How long have you been a
  maintainer? And you *still* haven't learnt the first rule of kernel
  maintenance?

  If a change results in user programs breaking, it's a bug in the
  kernel. We never EVER blame the user programs. How hard can this be to
  understand?

Linus doesn't want to break pulseaudio EVEN THOUGH pulseaudio was doing the wrong thing.

It seems like every week I find a NIP that I've coded for has changed. This last week I think it happened three times already. Sometimes it's a small change and I quickly update my code. But I can't read all the PRs, and I'm afraid dozens of small changes have slipped past my notice. Gossip is probably now incompatible with multiple other implementations which happen to have implemented different versions of the same NIPs (some older, some newer).

Even if we didn't have any breaking changes, the simple fact that different software implements different optional NIPs itself presents to end users like broken software. Why does it work in Damus but not Amethyst? Why does it work in Amethyst but not Coracle? That is an even harder problem to solve.

But let's at least solve the easier problem and stop changing NIPs.  If you don't like a NIP make a new one, don't break the current one. Even if you think the current one sucks balls and should have never happened. Even if you think there aren't many implementations out there.


Absolutely thrilled to finally put it out: Cashu Nutshell 0.15.0 is released with many changes. Most importantly, this update implements the new Cashu v1 protocol (while remaining backwards compatible with old wallets and mints). This update also paves the way for Ecash in multiple denominations (sats, msats, usd, ...) and for supporting multiple payment methods (Lightning, on-chain, ...).

Wit this release, we're also about to get serious: We're preparing for distributing the mint in a cluster to run it in a high-availability and hardcore-throughput setting and allow for thousands of transactions per second.

https://github.com/cashubtc/nutshell/releases/tag/0.15.0


GDTBATH


"I'm not in their clique" "doing our own thing"

And that's OK

Just curious, what are you working on?


:Hacker Pepe:


Source?


My mom didn't use the feather side😅😅


For Asians iykyk

https://image.nostr.build/a7af84f0458668ed32956b2439a1c6b5cf6a741f1e12fc3ca34c0e8e2d31bdd3.jpg


Makes me reminisce on using Thunderhub


:Gigachad:


Thick thighs save lives


#Amethyst v0.84.2: Text alignment fix

Bugfixes:
- Fixes link misalignment in posts

Updated translations:
- Czech, German, Swedish, and Portuguese by nostr:npub1e2yuky03caw4ke3zy68lg0fz3r4gkt94hx4fjmlelacyljgyk79svn3eef
- French by nostr:npub106efcyntxc5qwl3w8krrhyt626m59ya2nk9f40px5s968u5xdwhsjsr8fz

Download:
- [Play Edition](https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst/releases/download/v0.84.2/amethyst-googleplay-universal-v0.84.2.apk )
- [FOSS Edition - No translations](https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst/releases/download/v0.84.2/amethyst-fdroid-universal-v0.84.2.apk )


Disagree, it's an open protocol and extremely dev friendly... New devs are contributing all the time


Gm fellow #bitcoiners 🤙🏼💜🌞☕
Any fans of the old x-men cartoons?

https://youtu.be/pv3Ss8o9gGQ?si=7BT20wHaB1OHJKbI


*she


+1 for Rogue... Made me sad that age couldn't find love because of the whole touch thing


https://media1.tenor.com/m/n0_vZLOWIDgAAAAC/its-a-classic-rudy-elmore-jr.gif

The animated Spider-Man series around the same time was great too


:Kek Laugh:


:PepeLaugh:


https://image.nostr.build/99627d2218b2b983c2291792f4ec65203407fc280f2ce95df6dd10fda50c2573.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FUItMRhUz3sAAAAd/chapelle-charlie-murphy.gif


Yeah but it's proprietary software and he's just here for the money


Shoulda bought bitcoin


Buy in the pump, buy in the dump. Just fucking buy #btc !!


Difficulty up
Hash rate up
Price up
But is your sats stack count up ?!
Stack harder
🤙


#saunastr https://image.nostr.build/fb4f3af3acd2e420426fe38edba72f76a07e7e5ee67f162550fd5f43a619df65.jpg https://image.nostr.build/937f9f4805bb03d90d7844db59efe05dafde29360595ee283fbd80e98572b99b.jpg