Bob Menendez must go.
Now. 

 An FAQ for aspiring corrupt officials inspired by the Menendez indictment. https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/faq-so-youre-considering-a-bribery 

 The Russian Embassy in Canada issues a statement to the CBC about light displays and protests, saying--I swear I am not making this up--that the Russian government is deeply concerned for the health and safety of their employees as a result of my "provocation."
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6973093 

 The Ottawa police have forbidden #LordLaser from projecting at the Russian embassy in Canada's capital. They claim it would be criminal "mischief." I asked Eve Gaumond to study the question. We wrote them a memo: https://open.substack.com/pub/benjaminwittes/p/a-memo-to-the-ottawa-police?r=22ul4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web 

 Starting in 20 minutes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuJV7Ke5gs 

 "Who by the tweet & who by indictment, who by projection and who by incitement, who by the lie and who by the scam, who by delusion and who by self-delusion, whose brain shall be rotted and whose shall be enriched, who shall hallucinate and who shall see clearly, who shall deny reality and who shall face it, who shall be consumed by demons and who shall stare them down, who shall murder and who shall protect, who shall degrade themselves and who shall elevate themselves"
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/ever-heard-of-a-klipspringer 

 It isn't every day you get to host the head of an agency that filed intelligence reports on you, but that's what happening next week at Brookings, where I will be hosting Kenneth Wainstein, undersecretary of DHS Intelligence & Analysis--an agency with which I have a bit of, uh, history. Come join us, either in person or virtually!
https://www.brookings.edu/events/a-conversation-with-dhs-under-secretary-for-intelligence-and-analysis-kenneth-wainstein-on-the-current-threat-environment/ 

 Starting shortly: https://www.youtube.com/live/1jmzW1jr0Rg?si=DN6-B2Pyc4KMTUKX 

 Projecting at the Ukrainian Embassy's Independence Day Reception
It was not the first embassy party my projectors have ever attended, but it was the first time they've been invited ;)
Today's #DogShirtDaily is out!
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/projecting-at-the-ukrainian-embassys 

 "And I get a cool hat."

https://open.substack.com/pub/benjaminwittes/p/licensed-and-certified?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web