Issue management is so much more sophisticated today, but 

I truly miss WONTFIX

So satisfying 

 I had dinner last night with an ex-colleague who went to work for a fintech startup at the same time I went to VR crazyland

Him: I work with elite school princelings with 500K in their checking accounts. When the pandemic hit and we got money to upgrade our WFH setup they all tried to turn it into investments

Me: I work with anime girls who live in anarchosocialist hacker communes and, gun to my head, I couldn't tell you what their legal names are. For fun one of them got Linux to run on a GPU